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Hey. It's yore boy Carl here. I gotta make dis quick 'cuz dem jannies seem ta' like me about as much as Scootaloo likes havin' to make a reservation in coach on Spirit Airlines 'cuz dat's da only way she can fly. So lezz talk Pony Life, 'cuz dat stuff is comin' up fast, an' it's gonna be a shitstorm.
I ain' gonna tell yoo dat dis show iz gonna be good. 'Cuz it ain't. It looks like some high school art class hadda assignment to draw sumthin' in flash dat was TV-Y7 but da only ting dat dey had access to was Microsoft Paint, Adobe Flash an' mebbe Toon Boom. Not like dat program or any of dem programs iz gonna save sumthin' as bad as dis.
Lez face it. Hasbro iz only doin' diz ta' make money. Dey don't care no mo'. Neither do I. I stopped caring back in Season 3, or 4, or whenever dat crazy-ass neurotic purpole hoarse got her wings an' decided dat she wanted ta move from bein' somethin' mildly interesting into something completely annoying. I mean, if yoo got wings, yoo gotta do sumthin' WIT' dem wings, fly over yore enemies an' take a dump, o' go to da beach wit'out havin' ta' drive a car, or whatevuh. Yoo gotta make it count and diz self-doubting purple hoor ain' got da feathers ta' do anyting but lay around an' whine about her life an' how much everything sucks 'cuz Princess Celestia iz gonna tell her to hit da rode or sumethin. Hell, even Spike got more interestin', but dat may have only been 'cuz he was hangin' aroun' wit dis hoarse dat got the mental perspective of a college freshman who just got told dat de showers in da dorm are public an' without curtains.
No mattuh. We all know dat Hasbro jus' wanna sell toys, I mean, screw it, it's Christmas soon, and anyone dat ain't dead from da virus iz gonna wanna go shopping in December 'cuz dey been in quarantine since March. Personally, I wouldn't buy any crap related to dis show unless it was covered in diamonds an' da pawn shops were open.
Jus' remember: No mattuh whut happens, Spongebob is on somewhere else.
I ain' gonna tell yoo dat dis show iz gonna be good. 'Cuz it ain't. It looks like some high school art class hadda assignment to draw sumthin' in flash dat was TV-Y7 but da only ting dat dey had access to was Microsoft Paint, Adobe Flash an' mebbe Toon Boom. Not like dat program or any of dem programs iz gonna save sumthin' as bad as dis.
Lez face it. Hasbro iz only doin' diz ta' make money. Dey don't care no mo'. Neither do I. I stopped caring back in Season 3, or 4, or whenever dat crazy-ass neurotic purpole hoarse got her wings an' decided dat she wanted ta move from bein' somethin' mildly interesting into something completely annoying. I mean, if yoo got wings, yoo gotta do sumthin' WIT' dem wings, fly over yore enemies an' take a dump, o' go to da beach wit'out havin' ta' drive a car, or whatevuh. Yoo gotta make it count and diz self-doubting purple hoor ain' got da feathers ta' do anyting but lay around an' whine about her life an' how much everything sucks 'cuz Princess Celestia iz gonna tell her to hit da rode or sumethin. Hell, even Spike got more interestin', but dat may have only been 'cuz he was hangin' aroun' wit dis hoarse dat got the mental perspective of a college freshman who just got told dat de showers in da dorm are public an' without curtains.
No mattuh. We all know dat Hasbro jus' wanna sell toys, I mean, screw it, it's Christmas soon, and anyone dat ain't dead from da virus iz gonna wanna go shopping in December 'cuz dey been in quarantine since March. Personally, I wouldn't buy any crap related to dis show unless it was covered in diamonds an' da pawn shops were open.
Jus' remember: No mattuh whut happens, Spongebob is on somewhere else.
