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Kinderquestria/Anon in Pone Prison Thread #19

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 03:22:34 No.35850797 View View Reply Original Report

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Prompt index and a must read to see what this is about
https://pastebin.com/EdBW4qgX

"A date with Dash" by NotAWriterAnon (unfinished)
https://pastebin.com/Bh8cLjjX

"A date with Rarity" by NotAWriterAnon
(unfinished RIP)
https://pastebin.com/hxTwJj3Z

Short stories by Britanon
https://pastebin.com/gFzcBHaL

Pone Prison Story List
https://pastebin.com/KwwB0NVY

Kinder SCP Foundation
https://pastebin.com/BD3Qr3au

List of Kinderquestria Greens
https://pastebin.com/yn2Aks30

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Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 03:46:52 No.35850856 Report

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First post for

>Re-living the days of young experimentation
>Kinderpones can't deal with hormones
>Kinderpones don't know what to do in bed
>Explaining to innocent ponies the birds and the bees may be illegal
>You need to take a special class and get a license to have children, otherwise there could be unintentional lewdity
>Because who in their right mind would do that icky stuff for FUN?
>"Hey Anon! Look what my winkie can do!"

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Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 05:05:50 No.35851062 Report

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>>35850797
So last thread I posted a prompt for Anon being believed by some to be a demon lord from one of the lower circles of Tartarus.
From there I began to wonder: What do you Anons think Kinder-Tartarus/Pony Hell is like, besides it being a timeout? I'll start.
>Circle of Wrath is timeout for ponies who intentionally give others boo-boos
>Badbutts put there fight one another: pushing, shoving, pulling hair, biting, pinching, etc.
>No one to kiss boo-boos in that circle either, which is the main punishment
>Sometimes the demon ponies come in and randomly poke a bad pony in the plot with their devil pitchforks

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NAWA Fri 11 Sep 2020 07:35:07 No.35851430 Report

Quoted By: >>35852110 >>35852564 >>35852729 >>35853588

here is a dash in pajamas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 07:45:01 No.35851440 Report

Quoted By: >>35853704 >>35853721 >>35855145

>>35837092
>In truth, Anon just draws whatever he sees...
>It just so happens that every day he sees ponies, so sometimes he just sits down and does a little doodle and goes on his merry way.
>For whatever reason though, despite whatever Anon thinks of his own drawings, the poners think it's REALLY realistic.
>Some think it's TOO realistic and get skived out.
>Others think it's worthy of being called a work of art.
>...a few even think he put them in there or, god forbid, that he holds some weird power.
>Time will tell of the consequences/great things that will come from Ponies realizing Anon can (kinda) draw.

[From last thread]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 15:20:54 No.35852110 Report

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>>35851430
Such violence.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 16:32:13 No.35852269 Report

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shit im late for new bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 17:56:13 No.35852564 Report

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>>35851430
very cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 18:40:28 No.35852729 Report

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>>35851430
This is a very cute poner

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 21:06:16 No.35853268 Report

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Le Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 21:08:21 No.35853274 Report

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>>35853268
>Le
>>>/r/eddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 22:18:59 No.35853588 Report

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>>35851430
tope cute

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Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 22:40:10 No.35853704 Report

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>>35851440
And the original
Kinderpones must never know of mankind's artistic creations

>Spoiler Related
>Anon has a little sketch book that he has stashed away for days when he's just stuck at the house bored.
>Without internet or TV, those days are just often enough that he has a few pages filled.
>Nothing fancy but practice makes perfect and he can at least do better than just 'stick man standing around, fucking about next to some squibbles'.
>One day, a little poner comes to visit and during a talk, he has to excuse himself for a moment to take care of something.
>And right there, on the table, was his open sketchbook.
>Being the curious little creature that it was, the pony of course would take a peek to see what Anon was drawing...
>....and by tartarus what they found absolutely shocked them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 22:41:31 No.35853710 Report

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>>35853704
That's a really cute picture Fluttershy. It's going on the fridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Sep 2020 22:43:48 No.35853721 Report

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>>35851440
>>35853704
I gotta save this idea for the weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 01:10:46 No.35854285 Report

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>>35853721
Good thing the weekend starts in...very soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 03:32:13 No.35854835 Report

Quoted By: >>35855033 >>35855040

>>35854285
Very 'Now', more like.

So, how does one do the Doodling Anon prompt right? Without it going into too much 'whoa'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 04:26:55 No.35855033 Report

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>>35854835
Maybe there's a sad poner who feels bad because her drawing isn't very good and some mean ponies made fun of her, so Anon decides to give her some pointers. So then Anon and the art pone spend time together with fun and educational art lessons. And in the end, she does get better, but also realizes that even if her art isn't the best in the world, it doesn't have to be, because art is fun, and making new friends is even better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 04:30:03 No.35855040 Report

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>>35854835
Sometimes I like woahposting but only when done for comedic effect. Or like that Zune green

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 05:03:52 No.35855145 Report

Quoted By: >>35855658 >>35855915

>>35851440
>Lyra noticed Bonbon's picture in Anon's art book.
>Upon viewing it, she immediately gallops back home and slams open the door
>"Bonbon! BONBON!! H-he's got you!"
>"Calm down Lyra, what are you talking about?"
>"I went to check out Anon's magic book again to see who was in it now! And...And you were in it!" >"He took your soul Bonbon! He *sniff* he OWNS you now..."
>"N-no..."
>"I...I feel fine! He can't have my soul! He just can't!"
>"I saw it with my own eyes. I don't know how, but he put you in there!"
>"but I'll find a way to get you and everypony else out of there!"
>"I'll..I'll make sure he gets arrested too! And goes to jail FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH!!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 08:01:17 No.35855658 Report

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>>35855145
That's a bit harsh. He hasn't even refused to apologize yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 10:43:29 No.35855915 Report

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>>35855145
>Thanks to one misunderstanding after another, Anon's drawing skill is greatly exaggerated in several different ways.
>It's either 'he puts your soul in his book', 'he takes a picture with his mind' or some wacky third thing he's certain Discord himself spread.
>All these rumors of course give Anon some..."mixed results".
>He's either heralded as a soul stealing demon that has come to wreck havoc on naughty ponies; or
>He's a greater being that places ponies he likes into his Good Book; or
>He's a trickster that creates whole new universes within the confines of the page.
>He seriously has no idea how a couple of circles and squares could ever be perceived in such a way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 10:44:36 No.35855921 Report

Quoted By: >>35855951 >>35855965

>>35855915
>inb4 this turns out to be 3D Anon in 2D Kinderquestria.
>His shit 2D Art might as well be lifelike.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 11:04:03 No.35855951 Report

Quoted By: >>35855965 >>35856020

>>35855921
Thinking about that makes me head hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 11:12:21 No.35855965 Report

Quoted By: >>35856380 >>35866802

>>35855951
>>35855921

There's a prompt out there where it turns out Equestria/Kinderquestria is a 2D universe and Anon stays 3D.

If Art Anon and that Anon's thing were mixed, anything he drew would be "life like"...if a bit odd.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 11:50:57 No.35856020 Report

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>>35855951
Life has many doors Dashfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKKdTlvZ5kI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 11:59:10 No.35856040 Report

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>>35856020
Man I remember thinking that episode was a myth until I finally caught it one day on TV. That was a good day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 15:03:33 No.35856380 Report

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>>35855965
I've always thought it would be interesting to see a story where 3D Anon in a 2D universe left only a cross-sectional slice of him visible at any given moment, and he moved from place to place in a way that defies 2D logic.
But that's probably a story for another thread. It would be waaaaay to freaky for kinderpones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 19:16:11 No.35857093 Report

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>10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Sep 2020 22:45:52 No.35857902 Report

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>>35857093

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 01:31:09 No.35858435 Report

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Where are you faggots at? It's deader than the show after seasons 8 and 9 in here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 02:02:03 No.35858548 Report

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>>35856380
There's one or two stories where Anon can't even be seen since ponies can't "interact" with the third dimension.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 02:55:11 No.35858701 Report

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>>35858435

I'm thinking of crankin' some brand new green, so whaddya think of that?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 03:02:01 No.35858716 Report

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>>35858435
I hung out with an irl friend that I haven't hung out with since around this time last year, we talked about various things including pone it was
>picrelated

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 03:36:19 No.35858821 Report

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>>35858716
Damn, you have friends? Where do I get those?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 03:47:25 No.35858853 Report

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>>35858821
by talking with people

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 04:41:51 No.35858941 Report

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>>35855033

https://youtu.be/jWWw3JPMRt8

>Y-You're Fresh Coat and you can't hold your t-tears anymore.
>You like drawing and painting stuff. You're an artist.
>But every time you show your drawings and paintings to other ponies, they always laugh and say mean things about them!
>They only want you to paint their fences and walls and stuff, but you want to do more.
>So here you are again in your favorite corner of nature, canvas and paint brush ready, you tried to paint something pretty to cheer up, but the jeering was still on your mind, and now that you look at what you've got so far, it looks nothing like what you want!
>You suck, you're really bad, all those ponies are right!
>With tears in your eyes, you shove the easel to the grass and cry.
>"Hey now." A soft voices calls out "That's no way to treat your tools."
>The voice isn't angry or admonishing.
>You look up, eyes blurry with tears and see a tall monster.
"I-If, you're here to eat me, j-just do it."
>The creature looks saddened "Now why would I want to eat a cute little mare like you?" He squats to come closer "Dry your tears little pony, why are you sad?"
"I can't paint! I'm called Fresh Coat, have a cutie mark about painting an-and everything, but I can't paint!"
>You don't care if you yell at it, you just want the aching in your heart to stop!
>"Now that just ain't true. I'm sure you can paint, everyone can if they try."
"I did try!"
>You scrunch and bristle
"Look, I was trying before!"
>Noticing the mess, the creature picks up the canvas and looks at it.
>You close your eyes in preparation for more jeering, but it doesn't come.
>Instead you hear a lot of stuff moving around and when you open your eyes to see what's going on, you see that the creature has set your easel back up and is just placing one of your spares and canvases on them and brushing them with a coat of liquid white.
>"Here little Coat, grab your brushes and lets have some fun."
>You sniff, disbelief slowing your reaction.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 04:42:55 No.35858943 Report

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>>35858941

>"Where to start... hmmm. A blank canvas can be scary when you don't have anything in mind, but at the same time it's exciting to have so many possibilities..."
>He's on his knees so that you can be at a reasonable level to him as he looks over your paints.
>He looks at the discarded wood landscape you were trying to make.
>"Let's just get some phthalo blue and mix in a bit of sap green, not too much now, we don't have much paint. Oh, thank you for sharing by the way, you're a very nice mare."
"T-Thank you."
>"Now, if we're gonna be deep in the woods, we're gonna need some mass of color in the back here, so just swish this around..." He looks down at you. "C'mon, some phtalo blue and sap green..."
>You sniff and clean the rest of your tears, you can see that refusing isn't going to make it better, so you levitate a brush and mix your paints.
>He smiles gently "Now swish it around like so, swish-swish, let it play... don't worry if it's uneven, we want it that way, so be gentle in some places, rough in others."
>The sound of the bristles running through the canvas sound out against the calmness of the woods "No pressure in some places, a lot of pressure in some places, light and dark, just makes all these little things happen, just like so."
>The top of the canvas is getting filled with a beautiful misty blueish green. "Just like so. Push the brush when you want it to be dark and when you want it to be light... just caress the canvas."
>Once that's done, he cleans the brush in your water bucket and dries it.
>"Once you've got it clean and dry, run the brush through the paint, bring this all together into a solid mass of color, now go across, take out the brushstrokes. Sometimes it's hard to stop, things go so well you just wanna keep going..."
>You follow suit, enjoying the soothing sound of the brushing.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 04:44:03 No.35858947 Report

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>>35858943

>"Now let's add some water; some phthalo blue, some sap green and black... now just place the water riight about here, at the bottom. Keep the darkest part at the bottom and work your way up like so, that way it picks up the liquid white and gets lighter, see?"
>You do notice it as you swish the brush left to right, giving it a calm murky look
>"And that's where our water will be. Okay, now wash the brush one more time... there. Now let's get a liner brush, some thinner and we'll get right to some vandyke brown." He gets close to you and explains the process of turning the brush and pulling it to a point to handle the inky color.
>"Now we're going to start deciding on some possibilities, there's all kinds of trees that live in here." He runs a line from top to middle, it's an uneven line "These are far away trees. Place them wherever you think they live, because that's where they live. If the brush doesn't flow, you can add a bit more thinner, now give the trees some little limbs, as many as you want. There we go"
>He starts painting a few more lines "Just add as many as you like, and don't make them all straight, give 'em some swerve, some kinks. Trees are like people, everybody's different, trees are different, let 'em be individuals, their imperfections make them shine in different ways..."
>He looks at you with his soothing voice, as if talking about you, it shakes you, especially after your outburst at him.
>"There, it's looking like woods already.I knew you could do that."
>You look at your canvas and gasp at how right he is. Did you do this?
>"They look a bit naked now, so lets give them some cover shall we? Make them all nice and pretty like you..."
>And like that, the minutes pass calmly as you and the kind creature continue to paint, his voice, calm and above whispering guiding you through.
>Highlighting the trees in the misty woods, putting a little waterfall, adding some land, bushes and even a nice little bridge.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 04:46:01 No.35858950 Report

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>>35858947

>All kinds of nice little things were added.
>None of this was planned out, yet he went with the flow.
>Soon enough, your eyes were watering, your breathing became uneven.
>Not because you were sad, but because you were so happy.
>The jeering had all but stopped, only the sounds of nature, the quiet voice of the stranger and the sounds of brush hitting canvas surrounded you.
>At this point, he was kneeling behind you and giving you pointers on the final touches. "Just tap in the indications of all the leaves..." he gestured with his hand "...Just little taps. See there? It's that easy."
>You stick out your tongue a little in concentration.
>He rises to his feet. "You can really, really do a fantastic painting in just a matter of minutes... I think that about finishes it."
>You sigh in contentment.
>Compared to his canvas it doesn't look as good, but holy moley yours looks so real too!
"W-Whoa, it's like magic!"
>"Like I said, little pony, everyone can paint if they try, so no more sadness okay? Painting is all about bringing a little happiness to the heart. I believe every day is a good day when you paint."
>You can't help but sniff at his kind words and look down before he lifts your face gently by the chin
>"No matter what others say, never stop practicing, never stop believing that you can do it, because I know you can do it."
>You hiccup, smile and give him a hug, though it's more like letting him wrap you around his big arms.
"Thank you mister."
>"No, thank you, for letting me paint alongside you."

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 05:47:22 No.35859050 Report

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>>35858950
fuck man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 05:51:50 No.35859060 Report

Quoted By: >>35860968

>>35858950
Bump for Bob Ross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 06:11:19 No.35859096 Report

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>>35858950
Based Bob Ross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 06:16:42 No.35859111 Report

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>>35858435
Its the weekend, everybody is busy
>>35858950
Nice

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 06:21:56 No.35859124 Report

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>>35858950
God man, why do good things have to end? I remember chilling watching him on PBS with lunchables and a coke from the corner store deli that was probably a money laundering front
You paint beside me in my heart, Mister Ross.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 11:19:26 No.35859645 Report

Quoted By: >>35860401

>>35858950
Song really set the tone, thanks for this anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 17:07:47 No.35860401 Report

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>>35859645
>tail-painting
I want to hug her and Palette Swap for that level of cuteness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 19:36:57 No.35860968 Report

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>>35859060

DishwasherAnon

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DishwasherAnon Sun 13 Sep 2020 21:24:11 No.35861372 Report

Quoted By: >>35861778 >>35862224

>Ponies simply hate doing the dishes.
>This has extended to the horse restaurant industry.
>It's gotten so bad to the point of where instead of actually washing them in-house, it's all either disposable utensils & plates, or all of the dishes are sent out to be washed elsewhere to private companies.
>Usually the places that are big enough to afford it do so, but a large majority of restaurants in Equestria lack the money to do it.
>This is due to the "Mom & Pop" nature of establishments of areas outside of Canterlot.
>Those who WANT to do the dishes, are few and far between, and there are even less so who excel at it.
>Thus, dishwashing is seen as a job for those who are struggling and have no option.
>In pony land, unless your business was big, you were forced to do the grueling task of handling dishes every night.
>Pony dishwasher turnover is the worst out of all industries in Equestria.

>You are Anon, and you're looking to get a job.
>Back in homeworld, you've been working in restaurants since you could even remember.
>God damned job markets forcing your college-aged ass to cook.
>Unfortunately most places here in pony world just won't hire line cooks right off the bat, so your options are somewhat limited.
>"Sorry, we already have enough cooks!"
>Fucking ponies doubting your skills of deep frying and grilling shit.
>This time, you're back to square one. You have to wash dishes.
>You're not completely adverse to the idea, you've always been good at it.
>But you shudder to imagine the lack of bluetooth speakers blasting obscure 80s synthpop to keep you company.
>But a man must do what a man must do.
>You found a somewhat busy establishment in Ponyville, called "Dinny's!"
>As you approach the door, a sad, wet, and angry pony storms out, brushing by you in a huff.
>"I'm never going to wash dishes again! This is poo poo!"
>Looks like a job is now available.

Probably going to continue this after my shift of washing dishes, guys. Let me know if interested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 23:12:26 No.35861770 Report

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>>35858950
I-im not crying it's just r-raining!

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Anonymous Sun 13 Sep 2020 23:14:11 No.35861778 Report

Quoted By: >>35862174

>>35861372
I honestly don't blame the poners tho
>.t former fellow dishwasher

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 01:12:44 No.35862174 Report

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>>35861778
Yeah man, I'm a server turned line cook turned dishwasher/FOH again. Covid fucked up my line cook gig (washed dishes there too after serving half the town wings and heavily modded entrees, fuck you bdubs) beyond repair and now I'm running FOH at an italian restaurant some days, and other days being the dishwasher. It pays much less but the upside is that it's insanely easy. The people I'm working with don't know what busy is because it's never busy as I know it.

Here I am taking my emotions and putting them in a pony story because I like this thread.

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 01:26:36 No.35862224 Report

Quoted By: >>35862258

>>35861372
>You walk in with a grin, knowing that you guaranteed have a place to work.
>You've been in this strange land for a little while now, and now it's time for you to engage in participating in society.
>The place is currently in a lull between the lunch and dinner rushes, so the place isn't particularly busy at the moment.
>You walk up to the counter, and encounter a mare running it.
>"Hi! Welcome to Dinny's! Are you going to be dining in with us today?"
"No, actually. Can I speak to a manager?"
>The color drains from the mare's face.
>The mare is clearly worried that she did something wrong.
>"Did I do something wrong? Am I a bad pony?" she squeaks.
>You laugh.
"No, I'm looking for a job here."
>The color quickly regains in the mare's face, as she lets out a massive sigh.
>"Phew! Okay!"
>She clops her two hooves together.
>"Let me go get my manager!"
>You appreciate that in this world, there are no such things as "online portals" because there's no internet, and meeting people face to face is a whole lot more straightforward.
>The mare runs to the back, and a minute later the manager walks out.
>"Hello! You must be the human in town, what's your name?"
"Anonymous."
>"Is it okay if I call you Anon?"
"Sure."
>The manager is a mare that's somewhat pink with a light blue mane & tail, and you notice some grey hairs mixed in there.
>There's definitely a wrinkle or two on her face, and her little pony body is definitely in the stages of transitioning between normal mare and old hag mare.
>"Oh, how rude of me! I haven't told you who I am. My name is Palette Dinny!"
"Like the name of this place?"
>"Yes sir! This restaurant has been in my family for quite some time now, and I'm the current owner."
>You take a peek at her rump and see what appears to be a printed out schedule for a cutie mark.
>Guess management runs in the family.
"That's neat! So this place has some history in it. I've worked in family owned restaurants before."

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 01:42:41 No.35862258 Report

Quoted By: >>35862290 >>35862301 >>35865862

>>35862224
>"Oh, really?" Palette says.
"Yeah. I've been everything from a busboy to a line cook."
>"That's great to hear! Unfortunately we don't have any cook positions open at the moment..."
"That's okay. I couldn't help but notice what I think was your dishwasher walking out. I'd like to wash your dishes for you."
>Palette is shocked.
>"Are you in a bad place at the moment? We would love to have you but we understand if it gets too tough for you... a lot of ponies can't handle it more than a few days."
>Seriously? A few days? It can't be THAT bad, can it?
"I've washed dishes for some busy places in my life, how bad could it be?"
>"W-well, if you think you're up to it, Anon, you're more than welcome to work here! Would you come to my office so I can give you a proper interview?"
"Alrighty then."
>You and Palette go to her office, a small little room with a desk and a filing cabinet.
>On the desk is what appears to be some accounting information, and an employee schedule.
>There is a garbage bin in the corner with what appears to be multiple employee files in it.
"So, uh, how many dishwashers have you had come through here?"
>Palette scrunches her nose, and puts a hoof to her forehead and starts rubbing slowly.
>"We, uh, have had about 30 come and go in the past six months."
>Your eyes widen at this information.
"You're kidding me, right? 30 in the past six MONTHS?"
>"You see, Anon, you see, dishwashing is not for the faint of heart. Most ponies do it because they have to while they're holding out for a better job."
>"We've actually got the lowest turnover rate in town, so we're doing pretty fine!"
>The LOWEST?
>IN TOWN?
>Palette explains that working for a living is tough!
>She interviews you, asks about your experience, and seems pretty happy to have you there.
>"Anon, you seem to be qualified for a position as a chef in Canterlot! Why are you coming here to work for us?"
>You're a college age fast casual cook.
"The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 01:54:29 No.35862290 Report

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>>35862258
>The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."
based

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 01:58:40 No.35862301 Report

Quoted By: >>35862333

>>35862258
>Palette swallows.
>"Would you be okay starting out as a part time dishwasher?"
"How many hours would that bring me?"
>"I don't know if you know this, but part time here in Equestria is a max of 8 hours a week, silly!"
"Only 8 hours?"
>Palette looks confused.
>"What do you mean only?"
"Part time where I'm from is a max of like, 30 or 35 hours depending on the location. Anything above that is full-time."
>Palette somehow trips, and catches herself yet standing still.
>"T-that is just crazy, Anon! You can't tell me that you came from a place where part time is TWICE what full time is here!"
>Seeing ponies get exasperated brings you much joy.
>You lean in.
"Can I start full-time?"

>One thing led to another and here you are in the dish pit.
>You said you could start today and finish up whatever's left.
>The pay isn't glamorous, but it is what you'd expect from such a job.
>You're also surprised to learn that 15 hours is considered full-time work.
>You agreed to 20 hours because money is good, and only washing dishes for 20 hours isn't bad at all.
>You look at the dish pit to notice that there isn't a whole lot.
>It's a standard 3 sink system, with soak, rinse, and sanitize.
>The middle sink has the traditional sprayer used for knocking shit loose.
>All in all, a good setup, and good for what you do.
>Pony size stuff pisses you off however, and the sink is lower than what you're used to.
>You ponder, and come to a quick solution.
>You look around for a bit and find a milk crate.
>You put the milk crate down in front of the sink.
>That's right, motherfucker.
>Sittin' and dishin' like no one else has done before.
>You let your pony coworkers know to just throw the dishes in the wash sink.
"I don't care if you think it's mean, throw 'em in there!"
>Soon, the soak sink is full and it is time for you to begin your journey.
>You grab the first dish in the left hand, a typical pony entree-sized dish.
>Good for one human slice of cake.
>Easy.
>It begins.

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 02:10:19 No.35862333 Report

Quoted By: >>35862385

>>35862301
>4 hours later, and the business is closed.
>Apparently restaurants close at eight.
>You thank the heavenly gods above for putting you in a land where 24/7 restaurants isn't even a concept imagined by any living being.
>It's also a nice thing being an average height human in teeny tiny pony land, because everything is within reach of you.
>You rarely have to get up at all, you find.
>You simply put the dishes on the rack as they're washed.
>You don't even think you broke a sweat.
>The dinner rush came and went, and you were never behind.
>It's a Friday, for christ's sake!
>There should have been more trouble than this, but no!
>"Hey Anon! You're doing a great job so far!" Palette says.
"This isn't bad at all! I don't know what you were talking about."
>Palette giggles.
>"Well, at the rate you do dishes, we should be able to be home by nine! Fantastic!"
>The final bit of kitchenware and other ceramics are placed in your soak sink.
>"This is the final bit! After this, we're all good to go!"
>Palette starts rambling on about how nice it is to have such a fantastic worker under her command, or some shit nobody cares about.
>It only took you 5 minutes to clear the sink and put everything on the drying racks.
"I think that's it."
>You interrupted Palette.
>"-and I think you have a shot at being the first dishwasher to last for more than- hey! It's rude to interr- huh? You're done?"
"Look at it yourself. Sinks are empty, and cleaned. Got all the particulate through the drain, all the dishes put up. I think we are good to go."
>Palette is shocked. She looks at the clock on the wall, looks at you, then back to the clock.
>"I, uh, w-wha? Huh? It's only 8:07!"
>You turn to her.
"By the way, when's payday?"

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 02:24:56 No.35862385 Report

Quoted By: >>35862410

>>35862333

>Day 3 of washing dishes in Equestria.
>You're getting into the groove now.
>You are supposed work 5 days a week, 4 hours a day.
>And you're making a living wage!
>And you get 2 whole days off!
>2 DAYS OFF!
>The ponies in this town have long since gotten used to having you around.
>Some even are starting to respect you a little bit more now that you're contributing to society.
>No more crashing at shelters and shit, you think you should be able to have a place to call your own soon enough.
>Your coworkers are slightly afraid of you.
>Who wouldn't be afraid of a being that is capable of doing menial dishwashing?
>One of the server mares comes up to you, 2 hours into your 4 hour shift.
>You don't know her name but she sure is kind of yellow.
>"Hey Anon, how come you're able to stick your..."
"Hand?"
>"Yes! Right! Hand in the soapy water? It's too hot!"
>You look at the soak sink.
>"Whenever it's just been filled, I'm so scared to even put stuff in because sometimes it just makes a splash and then I get that super hot water on me!"
>You raise your hand.
"It's simple, really."
>The soak sink is freshly filled up.
"I just take my hand,"
>You aim your hand at the sink.
"And..."
>You dive your hand in with a movement so quick, not even making a single splash. A perfect dive.
>The yellow serverhorse flinches.
>Your hand is submerged in the somewhat hot water.
>The yellow serverhorse is now breathing quite heavily.
>"Y-you don't even have any fur! H-how?"
"I dunno, man. I'm built different."
>The day continues.
>...
>And now the day is ending soon.
>Yellow serverhorse brought some of the other staff along with her.
>You now have a small group of ponies watching you as you're blazing through dishes like nopony has done before.
>"I haven't seen anypony work that fast!"
>"How is he able to do that?"
>"...good thoughts, no bad thoughts, good pony... be a good pony..."
>Yellow serverhorse speaks up to you.
>"Hey Anon, show everypony what you showed me earlier!"

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 02:37:25 No.35862410 Report

Quoted By: >>35862423 >>35862996 >>35865531

>>35862385
>You lazily put your hand in the hot soapy water sink.
>You get a few surprised gasps, and then some cheers.
>"Wow! He sure is tough to be able to do that!"
>"I'd hate to mess with him!"
>"Hey Anon how'd you do that?"
>Yellow serverhorse turns to her fellow horsey workers.
>"See? He just tells me he's built different or something like that! It's amazing!"
>This praise leaves you feeling content.
>Another pony speaks up.
>"So, Anon, when are you going to quit?"
>You freeze.
"What do you mean, quit?"
>"W-well, we haven't had a dishwasher go at it like you have, so you must be feeling pretty burnt out, right?"
"What do you mean? I haven't even got started."
>You get a couple more gasps.
>Exasperated ponies leave you much joy.
>"You're not going to be leaving us?"
"Not until someone starts paying me more to go wash their dishes, no."
>You get a couple of cheers from that.
>"Yay! We have a dishwasher that's good at his job!"
>This is laughably easy.

>You finish up for the day, and head off to wherever it is that you reside.
>You figure this is the part of the story that talks about how you live when you're not currently working or interacting with technicolor horses.
>You go to your hobo spot under a bridge.
>Since coming here, you haven't had much opportunity to do much and you've made yourself a cozy little campsite under a bridge that goes over a small stream.
>This bridge is located on the outskirts of the town that is called Ponyville.
>It's big enough for you and a tent, plus a campfire for whatever flammable needs you may have.
>You've been living like this for a couple of months now, and it's surprisingly comfy.
>Since this is a land of magical horseshit, there's no such things as unpleasant nights.
>You can't even remember a time where it rained at night here.
>Must be something about how pegasi control the weather or some shit.
>You strip, wash up in the stream of brilliantly clear water, and cosy on up in your tent for the night.

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 02:41:31 No.35862423 Report

Quoted By: >>35862433 >>35862462 >>35862498 >>35862548 >>35863289 >>35863537 >>35864135

>>35862410
Alright, so that's essentially a good bit of writing for now. Let me know what you guys think, should I continue and make a pastebin? I don't have a ton of experience writing greentext, and I love how straightforward it is compared to other traditional types of autism.

If I continue, what direction would be best to take the story in? What characters should I be able to introduce? What kind of shenanigans that are sexual in nature be conjured up by the basis of washing dishes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 02:47:30 No.35862433 Report

Quoted By: >>35863533

>>35862423
I like it!
>What kind of shenanigans that are sexual in nature be conjured up
Don't be gross, Anon.

Anyway, what every Kinderstory needs is a good Kinderconflict. Maybe Anon has to uh...face off against an evil corporate tycoon who's trying to drive Dinny out of town to buy her property and put up a giant bouncy castle, and only Anon's dishwashing skills can save the day. Or maybe Anon and a dragon bond over their ability to touch hot things and he gets his dragon friend a new job and a chance at a new life.
It's the feelgood movie of the summer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 02:58:13 No.35862462 Report

Quoted By: >>35862471 >>35863533

>>35862423
Hm, how about more details that would bother the pones. Like how your feet/shoes get so wet but it doesn't bother you. You clean the bathroom with no complaints.

As for characters: the "rough" coworker that you get along with fine. Or the assistant manager that no one likes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 03:00:14 No.35862471 Report

Quoted By: >>35863533

>>35862462
Additionally: you have to get up early to put away the delivery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 03:08:22 No.35862498 Report

Quoted By: >>35863533

>>35862423
bin it and write moar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 03:27:26 No.35862548 Report

Quoted By: >>35863533

>>35862423
it's good shit my nigga i think the minor differences, or what anon would consider to be minor, between the poners and humans would be nice touch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 06:37:39 No.35862996 Report

Quoted By: >>35863533 >>35865451

>>35862410
>Anon is living IN A TENT DOWN BY THE RIVER
I'm fairly certain this is how the legend of a bridge troll starts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 09:32:08 No.35863283 Report

Quoted By:

>>35858950
That was really good anon, thanks>>35858950

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 09:35:53 No.35863289 Report

Quoted By: >>35863533

>>35862423
Thing is Anon, Kinderponies are never for sexual. They're for being exasperated from Earth seeming like Tartarus to them.

That aside though, good story. Would love to see more from you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:22:51 No.35863493 Report

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What happened to the Date With Dash guy? That green was top cute.

DishwasherAnon

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DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 12:56:21 No.35863533 Report

Quoted By:

>>35862433
>>35862462
>>35862471
>>35862548
>>35862996
>>35863289
Thanks gentlemen. Now I got good ideas in my brainy brain.
>>35862498
fag

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA Mon 14 Sep 2020 13:01:07 No.35863537 Report

Quoted By: >>35863540

>>35862423
Bin the story, Anon. You must.

DishwasherAnon

DishwasherAnon Mon 14 Sep 2020 13:03:12 No.35863540 Report

Quoted By: >>35864217

>>35863537
i will only bin the story for when there are no more dishes in your sink fag do your fucking dishes

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Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 17:59:18 No.35864135 Report

Quoted By:

>>35862423
good shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 18:27:04 No.35864217 Report

Quoted By:

>>35863540
Fuck you I'm cooking right now I'll wash up later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 18:31:27 No.35864228 Report

Quoted By: >>35864267 >>35864393

Prompt idea: anon has been tapped to be kinderquestria's next grim reaper/death deity, after the old one retired/quit. It's his job to help kinderponies understand that they're dead an make it to the afterlife

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Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 18:46:53 No.35864267 Report

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>>35864228
>"Boo! Your dead."
>Kinderpone screams
Fin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 19:27:59 No.35864393 Report

Quoted By: >>35864425

>>35864228
>Be Anon, the grim reaper of Kinderquestria.
>You're currently in Ponyville Hospital, making your way to your assignment.
>Reaching Room 204 you walk in...
>You see a soul before you that's been freshly released from it's body.
>It's your job to help release it from this void and to it's afterlife.
>Uh oh...it's Granny Smith, Applejack is going to need some serious cuddles from her friends...
>Looks a lot younger though, souls appear as if they're in the prime of their lives.
>"W'ere 'n tarnation am ah? Whoa! ah'm young 'gain! Ah bet ah could run n' jump around like ah used to!"
"Hello Granny Smith"
>The soul before you looks confused.
>"Um, have we met 'fore mister?"
"We have not, I'm...well...death. I'm afraid your dead Granny Smith"
>"Wut? No ah ain't! Ah ain't feelin' one bit dead! 'Fact I feel better'n ever!"
"That's BECAUSE you're dead. You don't have a mortal body that feels aches and pains anymore."
>Suddenly, she looks somehow pale, despite being well, a ghost.
>"W-wut are you gunna do tah meh?"
"Simple, to take you from floating here, to Elysium. To your final resting place.
>"But...but wut 'bout Applejack 'n Big Mac 'n Applebloom?"
"I'm afraid they'll have to stay here for now, Granny. I'm sorry but that's how it works, they'll return to you one day. That much I promise you.
"However, there are two more that have been waiting a long time to reunite with you!"
>Suddenly, she perks up
>"Y-you mean..."
"Yes. Bright Mac and Pear Butter have been waiting since THEIR time came to see you again, and today that day has come."
>Looking a bit happier, she asks:
>"Wut's it like over'n Elysium?"
"Well, ponies play all day over there, they never get sick or old. When they're not playing, they do what they wish to do. Bright Mac, Pear Butter, and all the other Apples that went there before you have an orchard in Elysium. I'm sure they'd be elated to see you again and to partake in all the apple recipes you could eat with them!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 19:37:15 No.35864425 Report

Quoted By: >>35864433 >>35864896 >>35866150 >>35870622

>>35864393
>"Well, wut're you waitin' fer? Lead the way Mister Death!"
"I was hoping you'd say that."
>You take out your sickle, to an intimidated looking mare
"Don't worry, it won't hurt at all. I'm simply releasing you from this void so you can get to your destination"
>Granny put her hooves over her eyes as you swing
"Already done Granny! Now then, let's get you to that orchard on the other side!"
>You reach out your hand, and a portal opens, showing a bright, colorful realm.
>In the distance, you could see an apple orchard which you point to
"There it is, just over there. It was nice meeting you Granny Smith!
>"Ain't you comin'?"
"Can't I'm afraid, it's not my time yet either. I still have much work to do, more ponies like you to lead to that joyous realm.
>"Hmm, alright then. Thank you Mister Death!"
>Granny then jumps into the portal, with it closing behind her
>You take out the scroll stashed in your robes and a quill, and put a check mark next to Granny Smith's name.
>The name on the scroll changes to another, apparently this one is all the way in Cloudsdale
>A reapers work is never done, even in a land as innocent as this one...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 19:39:35 No.35864433 Report

Quoted By:

>>35864425
https://pastebin.com/qPHeE83E

Short little thing I wanted to do while I brainstorm the next episode of Dadanon. Hope you guys liked it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Sep 2020 21:30:45 No.35864896 Report

Quoted By:

>>35864425
Neat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 00:09:40 No.35865451 Report

Quoted By:

>>35862996
>The dish washer is confused for some kind of weird troll.
>At least he washes dishes, but by god the rumors and questions sure do pile on.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Tue 15 Sep 2020 00:28:41 No.35865531 Report

Quoted By: >>35865592

>>35862410
>You wake up in the morning, an easy task set forth in this pony land.
>Birds are singing, sun is shining, and brother,
>You hurt people.
>Not really, you haven't been able to perform your acts of moderate human violence in this world.
>Mostly because you don't want to be put in prison, and end up brainwashed like the rest of them.
>At least, that's what you think goes on.
>You don't know much.
>All you know is that ponies here are childish, and that your pubes are growing a considerable amount.
>You make a mental note to find a sharp object of some kind so you can tame the jungle one of these days.
>You splash water on your face from the nearby stream.
>You also have to handle your clothing situation sooner or later.
>The only things that came from your world were the clothes on your back.
>Washing the same set of clothing gets tiring after a while.
>It may be the morning, but with your work schedule you only go in right before the dinner rush starts.
>Every time you enter the establishment you are greeted by the sight of dishes piled up haphazardly.
>There are no morning dishwashers in that place.
>That's probably because you're the only dishwasher.
>You're just glad your hands haven't melted away from the constant submersion, but they're still there due to the short length of your shifts.
>You figure that's enough sitting around on your ass, and you also figure it's time to head into town to get into some Anon debauchery.
>You don your white t-shirt and jeans, buckle your belt, slip on your socks, and then put on your shoes.
>It's go time.

By the way, there's a pastebin now.
https://pastebin.com/c1AM8CXG

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Tue 15 Sep 2020 00:50:00 No.35865592 Report

Quoted By: >>35865647 >>35865783 >>35866683 >>35869473

>>35865531
>The shitty morning part of the story is now over.
>You are strolling at a leisurely pace.
>Just as luck would have it, there is now a pony behind you.
>"Move faster, please! You're interrupting my trotty time!" the pony cries out.
>The path is wide enough for two living beings to walk side-by-side.
"Can't you just pass me?"
>"No! You have to get out of the way!" the pony says.
>Judging from the tone and pitch of the voice, you assume that it is a mare.
>This may be the same mare that's been harassing your ass every time you take this path.
"Look, missy, there's more than enough space for the two of us here. Just pass, please."
>"NO! I WANT YOU TO GET OUT OF THE WAY NOW!"
>Excuse you?
>You stop and turn around.
>Your towering height over the little pony becomes obvious as you notice your shadow completely covering the little shit.
"You overtake on the left."
>"I want to go faster!"
"Then just pass me!"
>"No! I want this side!"
>Jesus Christ.
>You scratch the back of your head.
>This is always the deal with this one.
>You wonder if this were Earth, this would be the asshole always tailgating you in the slow lane.
>You figure the best option at this point is the simplest one.
>You do a pose, arms reached out.
"Boo!"
>"T-that won't work on me this time! I know you're just a slowpoke who wants to ruin my morning routine!"
"Screw off, then."
>The mare starts babbling incoherently at this sign of aggression, clearly not used to such foul language.
>You continue your jaunt as normal.

>Fast forward to working time, you show up to Dinny's for your usual bout of washing the dishes.
>You duck your head before walking in.
>Pony doors aren't as big as human doors.
>As you walk in through the front door, you are greeted by a couple of your coworkers.
>There is a certain mare sitting at a table nearby...
>Is that?
>The ass-riding mare?
>She notices you, and her expression sours.
>Not your problem.
>Wanting to avoid conflict, you head into the back to start working.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Tue 15 Sep 2020 01:05:20 No.35865647 Report

Quoted By: >>35865689 >>35866204

>>35865592
I tried writing more but it seems I'm too braindead at the moment to type out a coherent story right now.

I need rest. Time to slink back under my bridge, gentlemen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 01:25:57 No.35865689 Report

Quoted By:

>>35865647
Salute the dishwashing Bridge Troll, you fuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 01:55:03 No.35865783 Report

Quoted By:

>>35865592
>Ass-riding mare clearly has a crush on Anon
>Expresses it via always demanding him to get out of the way as an excuse to spend time with him
>Doesn't understand why he doesn't reciprocate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 02:20:35 No.35865862 Report

Quoted By:

>>35862258
>"The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."

"They are filth. Gross, without mercy. But you, you will be worse. Wash and dry, until it is done."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 03:56:50 No.35866150 Report

Quoted By:

>>35864425
could have interesting implications

Localdurn/k/anon

Localdurn/k/anon Tue 15 Sep 2020 04:13:13 No.35866204 Report

Quoted By:

>>35865647
it's fucking great man

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 06:54:09 No.35866683 Report

Quoted By:

>>35865592
Nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 06:54:21 No.35866684 Report

Quoted By: >>35868096

Don't forget to fluff up your guard's pillow too during lights out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 07:47:40 No.35866802 Report

Quoted By: >>35868087 >>35868212

>>35855965
Saw a story like this, but there was an annoying plothole where Anon put on a suit made by Rarity, and he comments about how great it looks on him and the quality of the fabric and shit.
But it's 3D Anon, and it would be 2D clothes, so he'd look like he's wearing paper cutouts or something, and it's not mentioned at all.
Ruined the whole thing to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 14:25:30 No.35867601 Report

Quoted By:

Boop the snoot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 17:46:15 No.35868087 Report

Quoted By:

>>35866802
Definitely a weird plothole...unless he was just saying nice things to spare her feelings or things suddenly converted to 3D when he touches it.

Of course that second thing has horrifying implications, especially if he's an anon that likes to pet or pick up ponies or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 17:48:17 No.35868096 Report

Quoted By: >>35868854 >>35870942

>>35866684
>Anon is in prison for...reasons.
>He also stays up later than everyone else thanks to his old habits...and the beautiful ability to stay up past 8 pm.
>So he's usually the one that has to help little ponies get to bed or fix up their pillows.
>He doesn't usually mind and it helps reduce his sentence and get the ponies to be a little less afraid of their 'bad butt' neighbor...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 18:16:09 No.35868212 Report

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>>35866802
Sounds interesting. I don't suppose anyone here happen to know which story it was?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 21:08:01 No.35868854 Report

Quoted By: >>35870942

>>35868096
>TFW the absolute bad butt meany prisoner reads you bedtimes sometimes.
>Confusion galore.

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Anonymous Tue 15 Sep 2020 22:47:00 No.35869252 Report

Quoted By: >>35869769

So what songs would you play to kinder pones from your phone? I guess you can choose any song you want
https://youtu.be/DtL_giO-EB8

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Tue 15 Sep 2020 23:43:47 No.35869473 Report

Quoted By: >>35869704 >>35869798

>>35865592
>Washing dishes
>Washing dishes
>Washing dishes while on the clock, yeah!
>You find yourself in your peaceful state of mind, the new dishes to be washed coming in, the clink and clank of the dishes...
>There's a simple beauty about it.
>Too bad you just ran out of dishes to wash.
>It's a Monday now.
>The restaurant simply isn't as busy as other days.
>Days like these make you thankful you have a nice little milk crate to hunch down on.
>Instead of wasting time and energy standing, you're chilling in front of the dish pit.
>You miss restaurant-grade dishwashing machines from your old world.
>Those were cool as hell.
>Oh, would you look at that!
>It's yellow serverhorse!
"How's it hanging, yellow serverhorse?"
>Yellow serverhorse looks concerned.
>"I have a name, Anon! My name is-"
>You didn't hear her name as new dishes are tossed in your soak sink.
>Some hot water splashed up, and just as it was about to splash yellow serverhorse a tiny bit, you raise your arm to block it.
>The water harmlessly drips off your forearm.
>Yellow serverhorse looks flushed.
>"Wow, Anon! That was quick! Thank you!"
"Call it reflexes, I remember you telling me about not liking the hot water."
>Yellow serverhorse is breathing a little heavier than usual.
>She forgets about telling you her name, and then goes back to the front to go about her duties.
>You hear Palette requesting you to grab something from the back and bring it up front.
>You go and grab said thing, silverware, and put it where it's supposed to be.
>Out the corner of your eye, you see that ass-riding mare is still at her table.
>You notice that she has some dishes that are empty in front of her.
>Time for some uncomfortable helpfulness.
>You approach ass-riding mare with a smile on your face.
"Hey, mind if I take these dishes off your hands... hooves for you?"
>Ass-riding mare sits there, wide-eyed, looking at you.
>Her cheeks are somewhat red.
>"S-sure. Okay. Go ahead." she says.
>You take the dishes, and go back.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 00:48:58 No.35869704 Report

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>>35869473

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 01:17:40 No.35869769 Report

Quoted By:

>>35869252
>play song
>ponies go woah

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 16 Sep 2020 01:27:28 No.35869798 Report

Quoted By: >>35869849

>>35869473
>The rest of the night passes by uneventfully.
>The final bout of dishes and kitchenware hits you right at closing time, and you knock that out quick.
>Palette approaches you.
>"You know, Anon, we haven't had a dishwasher as good as you before! I just wanted to give you my praise before you go!"
>Aw, shit.
>You're getting complimented.
>You're a good worker.
>Atta boy.
>Spirits are officially raised now.
"That means a lot, Palette! I'll see you tomorrow."
>Palette smiles.
>"Oh, right. Anon, I'm not here every day! There are going to be some days where you won't have me here. There is another manager that works here, and I'm sure you'll like him a lot!"
>Another manager you say?
"Another manager? Who is he?"
>"Why, he's a pony that takes his job very seriously! A hard worker like you would love him!"
>You've heard that line too many times before.
>A manager that takes the job seriously.
>You're positive something's going to happen despite your eagerness to wash dishes.
"By the way, when's payday?"
>"Tomorrow! We're closed tomorrow, but I'll be here in the morning handing everypony their pay. I assume you'll be coming by?"
"Yup."
>You decide to worry about this other manager later, and head back home to your troll bridge.
>Everything is like you had it before.
>Nobody's man enough to touch your stuff, let alone take anything.
>Not like you have anything of value anyway.
>As you drift off to sleep under that tent of yours, you ponder about how you're going to spend your money.

>The next day, you head straight to the restaurant.
>Apparently, since Tuesdays and Wednesdays aren't the busiest in this part of town, the restaurant is closed.
>Gives the poor souls some time to rest from their jobs.
>You ponder how anyone in this land even keeps their job.
>Probably communism or something.
>You are now at the restaurant!
>You walk right in through the front doors, or at least try to.
>You bumped your head on the door frame.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 16 Sep 2020 01:40:10 No.35869849 Report

Quoted By: >>35869887

>>35869798
>Ouch!
>You can feel a slight bump in your forehead, but it's nothing too bad.
>You've hit your head before.
>However, this was unknown information to the ponies currently inside the building.
>These ponies were your coworkers.
>Right as you hit your head, everyone gasps.
>"Anon! Are you okay?" yellow serverhorse yips as she runs close to your side.
>You're rubbing the spot on your head.
"Yeah, I'm fine, just a bump. Gotta watch out for those doors."
>Yellow serverhorse is on the verge of tears.
>Everyone else is on the verge of tears.
>Palette is on the verge of tears.
>Palette speaks up.
>"Oh, Celestia! Anon, you don't have to act tough, we've all had booboos before!"
>Everyone in the room surrounds you, hugging your legs, talking of "Ouchies!" and variations of "Are you okay?"

>The next thing that happens leaves you really confused.
>You're now trapped in a horde of ponies hugging you, saying it's going to be okay.
>Everyone but you is crying.
>Why...
>Why is everyone crying?
>"NOT ANON! NOT OUR POOR DISHPONY! HE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS PAIN!" you hear one of your coworkers shout.
"G-guys, I'm, uh, fine."
>A symphony of crying and wailing surrounds you.
>"We feel your pain, Anon! Let it out! It's okay! Do you need a doctor?" yellow serverhorse says, huffing from the tears flowing down her face.
>The only reason you hear her at all is because she practically shouted that at you.
>You'd have to raise your voice to get heard over the crying.
>What a strange sight!
>Ponies cuddled up to your legs, crying because you got hurt, and you're stuck here because there's about 20 of them here.
>The floor is a crying mass of technicolor.
>You think of what your dad would say if he saw you in this predicament.
>After a few minutes, ponies still sniffling, the group of miniature horses let go.
>Palette, recovering slightly, makes an announcement.
>"Alright, everypony. I'm so proud of you for showing your support to Anon. Let's give him his first pay!"

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 16 Sep 2020 01:53:29 No.35869887 Report

Quoted By: >>35869917

>>35869849
>Cheers fill the room, with somehow everyone forgetting that they were just crying moment prior.
>What's the deal with groups in this world and cheering at everything?
>You're standing there dumbfounded.
>Palette hands you a pouch with a bunch of gold coins in it.
>"Anon, you've earned this! Thank you for what you're doing for us!"
>The crowd of ponies nod and "uh huh!" in agreement.
"Uh... thanks. I'll be back to wash dishes for you when we're open."
>Everyone is happy now.
"Guess I better get going, then."
>"Where are you going Anon? Don't you want to hang out with us for a little while? Payday's my favorite day because I get to talk to my coworkers and not worry about my duties!" yellow serverhorse says to you.
"I'd love to, but I need to get home and count this out."
>Palette speaks up.
>"If you need anything Anon, just let us know! And be sure to stop by the doctor to get your booboo checked out!"
>Heh, booboo.
"I'll be sure to."
>As you turn to walk out the door, there's a burning question in your mind that must be answered.
"Oh, before I leave, Palette?"
>Palette turns to you.
>"Yes, Anon?"
"When's payday?"

>You get home after confirming to your manager that you don't have memory loss from hitting your head.
>You just keep forgetting when payday is.
>And names.
>You're not good with names.
>You sit down in front of your tent, and start counting the coins.
>Yup, these are golden bits, alright.
>You're not sure how valuable they are compared to the superior currency (USD) but you assume they're close to a dollar from the times you've used them.
>After counting, you find that you have earned 300 bits.
>Not bad, for like, 4 days of work?
>Wait a minute...
>This appears to be the highest paid job.
>You think you're making close to...
>Fuck
>300 divided by four...
>That number divided by four...
>ALMOST 19 BITS AN HOUR?
>THAT'S LIKE, A GOOD JOB AND SHIT.
>Can...
>Can you afford a new home?
>No more living in a tent under a bridge?

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:06:37 No.35869917 Report

Quoted By: >>35869950

>>35869887
>Hell no!
>Bridge life is the best life!
>But, you do miss having a floor to walk on.
>You also miss having a sink...
>A washing machine...
>Basic utilities...
>Time to go find a place.
>You might be able to rent a room somewhere, but you're not too keen on living with room mates.
>You think you'll just have an easier time piling up your money for now.
>You jerry-rig the pouch of money to your belt, tying it to your hip's belt loop.
>First, before you even consider moving in somewhere, you're going to find some fucking luxury.
>Luxury like a bar to drink in.
>You know of one place...

>You travel a distance across town to a location.
>You're pretty sure it's a saloon-type thing, you walk in and are greeted by the sight of a bar, stools, and a relatively empty room.
>There's a couple of ponies here and there sitting in booths by the walls, and there isn't anyone at the bar itself.
>Perfect.
>You take a seat, and the bartender pony takes notice of you.
>"Welcome to our bar! I haven't seen you around. What can I getcha?" the bartender asks.
>You examine the bartender.
>Male, grey coat, black mane, and an older gentleman.
"What's the strongest stuff you got?"
>"The strongest stuff? We do have some Sweet Apple Acres cider."
"Cider? How strong is it?"
>"A single mug is usually enough to get somepony a buzz, if you're up to that."
>Might not be that bad.
"Yeah, I'll have a mug."
>"Comin' right up!"
>You look away only for a second, to be startled by a mug being placed right in front of you.
>This...
>This is only like, 10 fluid ounces by your estimate.
>Still, alcohol is alcohol, and you must scratch that itch.
>You take a sip.
>And are immediately disappointed.
>You're not even sure this is alcohol.
"Hey man, you sure something isn't off about this?"
>The bartender looks at you funny, then chuckles.
>"Why? Too strong for you sonny?"
>You take another swig.
"This isn't strong at all."
>The bartender's face goes neutral, and then concerned.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:21:11 No.35869950 Report

Quoted By: >>35869964 >>35870127 >>35894398

>>35869917
>"Well, that can't be right. This is fresh from the barrel."
>The bartender pours some out in a small glass from the barrel mounted behind him, and pours himself a little bit.
>He drinks from the glass, and then looks at you.
>"Son, I don't know what you're on about, but this is perfectly normal."
>What?
"You're telling me this has alcohol in it?"
>His eyes widen.
>"A-alcohol? What kind of place do you come from where they serve that cleaning stuff in a drink?"
"When I said strong, I meant stuff that's supposed to get me silly."
>"This does getcha silly! It's got the tang that gets ponies crazy about it!"
"What?"
>"The flavor is so strong that it gets folk worked up about it! Why would anypony ever drink that awful a-alcohol stuff?"
>You down the entire glass.
>Goddamn it.
"I guess you wouldn't know. How much do I owe you?"

>Fucking horses and their lack of alcohol.
>Of course they wouldn't have that stuff.
>You had paid a pretty hefty price for such a drink, 9 bits for a glass that small?
>The bartender told you some bullshit about how it's not cider season and the stuff is premium.
>You stopped caring the second you sat in front of your ashy campfire spot.
>Probably going to figure out how to make moonshine under this bridge.
>You're sure if any fuzz show up you can give some bullshit about how you're making a strong cleaning agent for a friend.
>Your thoughts are interrupted by someone calling out to you.
>"Anon? Hey! Anon!"
>You look up.
>And the face looking down to you is none other than yellow serverhorse herself!
"Hello, yellow serverhorse!"
>"MY NAME IS NOT- uh, what are you doing under the bridge?"
"Chillin'."
>Yellow serverhorse runs down around the side of the bridge to get closer to you.
>"Wow! Are you camping here?"
"Yeah, don't have a house or apartment yet so I'm out here til' I get the money to get a place of my own."
>"T-that's terrible Anon! You know, I have a spare room in my apartment you could crash in!"
>She dares to ask you?

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:27:03 No.35869964 Report

Quoted By: >>35869971 >>35869993 >>35870042 >>35874894

>>35869950

Cranked out this stretch. Setting up settings and shit and stuff is hard but it's my dream to have a story that's got some good girth, like the story by PhysicsAnon about being in prison for a month because Anon wore socks.

Eventually I'll come up with a name for yellow serverhorse. If you'll excuse me gentlemen, I have to go get high.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:28:50 No.35869971 Report

Quoted By: >>35869999

>>35869964
gud green

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:35:31 No.35869993 Report

Quoted By: >>35869999

>>35869964
Gud shit anon, enjoy getting blazed

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:37:52 No.35869999 Report

Quoted By: >>35870016 >>35870020 >>35870042 >>35870079 >>35872647

>>35869993
>>35869971

Any of you fellows have any ideas for names? It takes a more autistic autist to come up with them than me. Coming up with palette's name was like... people have flavor palettes. I need help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:45:49 No.35870016 Report

Quoted By: >>35870042 >>35872205

>>35869999
Banana Bread
Sliced loaf of it as her butt stamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:47:36 No.35870020 Report

Quoted By: >>35870042

>>35869999
Checked, also maybe lemon drop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 02:55:38 No.35870042 Report

Quoted By: >>35870378

>>35869964
based
>>35869999
>those digits
>>35870016
>>35870020
are pretty good suggestions, lemon balm or lemon bon would also be pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 03:06:56 No.35870079 Report

Quoted By:

>>35869999
All I've got is Sunny Fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 03:18:00 No.35870127 Report

Quoted By:

>>35869950
>Anon gets into the moonshining buisness

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 04:31:24 No.35870378 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870042
Lemon Balm sounds good! It's got my vote!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 05:42:47 No.35870622 Report

Quoted By: >>35877705 >>35879062 >>35879388 >>35880541

>>35864425
Stories that feature the afterlife terrify me, to exist forever is a fate worse than non-existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 07:54:44 No.35870942 Report

Quoted By:

>>35868096
>>35868854
>Anon has the biggest bed in the prison because ponies keep coming to him when they have nightmares
>The warden is a particularly repetitive visitor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 14:05:05 No.35871577 Report

Quoted By:

Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 17:45:01 No.35872205 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870016
I'm for Banana Bread, fits well with a waitress pone I think

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 19:45:27 No.35872647 Report

Quoted By:

>>35869999
Sunnyside Up

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 16 Sep 2020 22:31:34 No.35873298 Report

Quoted By: >>35873787

thread saving bamp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 22:48:21 No.35873377 Report

Quoted By: >>35873402

poner takes a bath

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Sep 2020 22:56:40 No.35873402 Report

Quoted By: >>35873850

>>35873377
Help her scrub behind her ears

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 00:36:22 No.35873787 Report

Quoted By:

>>35873298

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 00:55:24 No.35873850 Report

Quoted By: >>35874620

>>35873402
don't forget to
brush her main and tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 04:44:02 No.35874620 Report

Quoted By:

>>35873850
But that's something only married ponies do!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 04:46:52 No.35874631 Report

Quoted By: >>35875284

>>35850797
NotAWriterAnon pls come back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 06:06:13 No.35874894 Report

Quoted By:

>>35869964
based work, anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 08:54:55 No.35875284 Report

Quoted By: >>35875960

>>35874631
Never left Anon, its just hard making things sometimes. Cant think of any ideas. I'll make something soon I hope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 14:38:09 No.35875960 Report

Quoted By:

>>35875284
not that anon but same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 17:40:15 No.35876671 Report

Quoted By: >>35877362

page neighn boop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 20:00:22 No.35877362 Report

Quoted By:

>>35876671

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 21:02:48 No.35877705 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870622
Let me help you.
>All the afterlives orbit a metaphysical black hole.
>Once the universe finally ends and the last star goes out, all the Afterlives will drop into the hole and all the accumulated energy of the spirits and realms will merge into the Afterdeath.
>Or from another perspective, the Big Bang of a new universe.
>Individual spirits can choose to enter the black hole whenever they wish if they want to cease existing early.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:41:57 No.35878470 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 17 Sep 2020 23:47:20 No.35878495 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 01:38:03 No.35879062 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870622
>to exist forever is a fate worse than non-existence.
Haha, what?
Maybe if you were forced into a decrypt body or a limbo of nothingness, but how does existing forever in the prime of your life a fate worse than the absolute of non existence the likes you wouldn't even be able to realize because there's nothing of you. Not even an endless waking sleep in darkness.
Just no thoughts no nothing.
The thought that I wouldn't even feel scared when I very much am of the prospect because there would be nothing of me to feel, is in itself absolutely terrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 02:35:32 No.35879388 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870622
>to exist forever is a fate worse than non-existence.
That's only if You are the only one.
If you have family and friends with you, and pretty much everyone who ever existed, it wouldn't really be that bad.

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Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 06:02:02 No.35880242 Report

Quoted By: >>35880780

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 07:45:21 No.35880541 Report

Quoted By:

>>35870622
low energy popsci take there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 09:50:58 No.35880780 Report

Quoted By: >>35882923

>>35880242
Look at this adorable bunch.
I wanna cuddle with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 16:10:09 No.35881574 Report

Quoted By:

>10

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Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 16:32:43 No.35881650 Report

Quoted By: >>35882325 >>35882923 >>35883544 >>35884921

look at this bucking sloot! she's literally asking for belly rubs and b-boops, how LEWD! how does she keep getting away with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 19:16:30 No.35882325 Report

Quoted By: >>35882884

>>35881650
She's wholesome, no lewd stuff here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 21:16:42 No.35882884 Report

Quoted By:

>>35882325
wrong!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 21:22:02 No.35882923 Report

Quoted By: >>35885225

>>35880780
>>35881650
Degenerates like you belong on a cross!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Sep 2020 23:27:40 No.35883544 Report

Quoted By: >>35884355

>>35881650
I said it once, and I will say it again. Kinderponies are NEVER for lewd. They're only for making exasperated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 00:40:51 No.35883875 Report

Quoted By: >>35884725

>>35850797
Who's the artist for this? I like how they draw.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Sat 19 Sep 2020 02:29:25 No.35884355 Report

Quoted By: >>35884518 >>35884695

>>35883544
you just gave me the idea of anon introducing a kinderpone the concept of masturbation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 03:06:18 No.35884518 Report

Quoted By:

>>35884355
B-but anon, that'll get you locked up in kinderprison!

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Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 03:54:46 No.35884695 Report

Quoted By:

>>35884355
mfw I indirectly inspired you to fuck over purity anon

Localdurn/k/anon

Localdurn/k/anon Sat 19 Sep 2020 03:58:53 No.35884725 Report

Quoted By: >>35894156

>>35883875
its dotkwa, said artist frequents the mlpg general and sometimes dumps new shit there before its posted to derpy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 04:49:01 No.35884921 Report

Quoted By: >>35885506

>>35881650
Ponk is always in state of quantum superposition: she is always simultaneously lewd, innocent, lewdly innocent, innocently lewd. And it never ever collapses into single state, no matter how you observe her.
She act like a cuddle-sloot but she do it so innocently from kinderpone's point of view, they don't know what to do with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 06:28:13 No.35885225 Report

Quoted By:

>>35882923
If death on a cross grants me afterlife with ponies, I accept it with open arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 08:50:08 No.35885506 Report

Quoted By: >>35886519 >>35886584

>>35884921
>Pinkie's fourth wall breaking means that she's actually the least innocent pony on the planet as she's not affected by whatever strange physics cause them to be innocent
>She's the only pony you can go around making innuendos with

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 14:54:49 No.35886119 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 16:59:25 No.35886519 Report

Quoted By: >>35886584

>>35885506
fund it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 17:15:14 No.35886584 Report

Quoted By: >>35887088

>>35885506
>>35886519
"You know 'Nonners I could really go for something white and sticky right now."
>"And I certainly wouldn't mind having a slice of pie myself."
"Oooh, you guys are talking about ice cream and pie right? That sounds delicious, let's go get some."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 19:06:23 No.35887088 Report

Quoted By:

>>35886584
>didn't take the shot to make a cream pie joke
anon I Am dissapoint

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 19:40:21 No.35887262 Report

Quoted By: >>35887285

I wanna teach ponies how to play Table top RPGs and run a game for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 19:47:01 No.35887285 Report

Quoted By: >>35887805

>>35887262
It'd have to be some kind of mystery/court intrigue game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 21:42:36 No.35887805 Report

Quoted By: >>35887839

>>35887285
Well, even children stories have some violence so I guess even DnD would be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Sep 2020 21:50:08 No.35887839 Report

Quoted By: >>35888483

>>35887805
"Congrats, you killed the goblin!"
>"I k-killed him? No! I-I didn't meant to! I-"
"Calm down, it's not real!"
>"I'm half-way to Tartarus already..."

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Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 00:26:13 No.35888482 Report

Quoted By:

poner bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 00:26:26 No.35888483 Report

Quoted By: >>35889036

>>35887839
>Turns out Anon is shit at coming up with kid friendly table top adventures.
>...or at least ones SUPER kid friendly.
>Even just suggesting a pony could pretend to do bad things got him funny looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 02:58:43 No.35889036 Report

Quoted By: >>35889767

>>35888483
>Eventually, a 1980s style hysteria begins to form
>Ponies begin claiming that Anon is using O&O to corrupt ponies and make them into supervillains, supervillains worse than Equestria has ever seen
>Teaching them to lie, steal, cheat, poison, even k-k-kill!!
>Eventually the only ponies that will play with him are rebellious kinder-goth teenage poners
>They come home looking pale as they realize "Oh Luna, mom and dad were right!"
>

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Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 06:13:47 No.35889736 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 06:25:19 No.35889767 Report

Quoted By: >>35889934

>>35889036
I need more kinderpone O and O

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Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 06:59:20 No.35889867 Report

Quoted By: >>35889906

Shhh, Rainbow has something important to say!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 07:14:02 No.35889906 Report

Quoted By:

>>35889867
I'd just as soon eat it plain, but if ponies are coming over for breakfast I guess it's time to run to the market.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 07:23:42 No.35889934 Report

Quoted By: >>35894148

>>35889767
I had an idea in mind where Anon had a bunch of books, manuals and handbooks from various systems on his phone, but when he got to Equestria all of those pdfs turned into real books so now he has a library of systems and ponies got interested in playing those, so he tries to run a kid friendly game for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 13:01:51 No.35890622 Report

Quoted By: >>35891242 >>35891295

Boop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 16:38:23 No.35891242 Report

Quoted By: >>35892230

>>35890622

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 16:54:08 No.35891295 Report

Quoted By:

>>35890622

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 17:36:38 No.35891463 Report

Quoted By: >>35894158

Prompt time

>Anon gets stuck in Kinderquestria
>Notices that the inhabitants are stuck in a sort of feudal merchantalism
>Wants to get rich so he can move out into the boonies and not have to deal with childish horses
>Decides to teach them capitalism and reap the rewards from it
>The Riches and the Flim-Flam brothers, as well as Griffons are the most interested.
>Twiggles too because of alien economic system

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 20:08:30 No.35892230 Report

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>>35891242

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Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 22:49:52 No.35893054 Report

Quoted By: >>35893135

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Sep 2020 23:05:17 No.35893135 Report

Quoted By: >>35894157

>>35893054
It's been years and this shit still makes me laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 03:50:38 No.35894148 Report

Quoted By: >>35894823

>>35889934
It all sounds so interesting but I just can't help but giggle at the thought of ponies finding these "tomes" that describe "horrible acts"...like...cursing...and stealing things. They can't even get to the part about "Forbidden Magic" and killing before Anon takes away the books.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 03:51:48 No.35894156 Report

Quoted By: >>35894207

>>35884725
>mlpg.
And any respect I had is dashed away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 03:51:53 No.35894157 Report

Quoted By:

>>35893135
well it is quite funny if i do say so myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 03:52:01 No.35894158 Report

Quoted By:

>>35891463
>Insert 'Griffon wringing claws in glee.jpeg' here.

Localdurn/k/anon

Localdurn/k/anon Mon 21 Sep 2020 04:00:15 No.35894207 Report

Quoted By:

>>35894156
I never post there I always wait for a thread to hit the archive then go through it to harvest pony pics, I usually lurk RGRE and read through recently archived waifu generals as I call them, I.E. nightly twilight thread, fluttershy thread, /sun/day thread, ect ect. I also harvest images from these generals as well. But this thread and RGRE are my bread and butter beside /k/.

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Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA Mon 21 Sep 2020 04:03:53 No.35894222 Report

Quoted By: >>35894242

>tfw can't work on greens because of college

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 04:07:37 No.35894242 Report

Quoted By: >>35894324 >>35896012

>>35894222
Then work on quick prompts, fucker. College is an excuse!

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA Mon 21 Sep 2020 04:30:41 No.35894324 Report

Quoted By: >>35894350

>>35894242
Uuuh, UUUMMM,
Kinderquestria NEETs! They're only kinda anti-social, like the kid at school who likes to read at recess instead of play on the jungle gym!

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA Mon 21 Sep 2020 04:36:37 No.35894350 Report

Quoted By:

>>35894324
Fuck, shit, think of a good one...
Anon is made the "Town Fire Handler" and has the important duty of lighting ponies' candles at their birthday parties!

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Mon 21 Sep 2020 04:48:35 No.35894398 Report

Quoted By: >>35894453

>>35869950
>This wench dares to ask you to leave your troll bridge?
>Your troll bridge that you didn't work that hard for?
>Fair enough.
"Hey, yellow serverhorse, I appreciate the offer, but why would you let some stranger into your home?"
>"I know you're no stranger, Anon! I'd be happy to help somepony in need!"
"Yeah, that may be true, but aren't you worried about... fishy business going on?"
>Yellow serverhorse pauses.
>She looks clearly puzzled.
>This thought had clearly never occurred for her.
>"What kind of fishy business?"
>Oh boy.
"You know... some random guy, coming in your home, taking stuff?"
>"S-stealing? You wouldn't do that, Anon! That can lead to jail time!"
"No, I'm saying I wouldn't steal from you, but I have only worked at Dinny's for like, a week tops probably? We hardly know eachother."
>"But Anon! We're friends!"
>Oh geez.

>One thing led to another, and you are now packing up what possessions you have (haphazardly) to head over to wherever yellow serverhorse lives.
>You don't have too much stuff, the tent rolls up nice and you're able to carry most everything with both arms.
>You feel like Paul Bunyan holding two trees in each arm.
>How silly!
>"Come on, Anon! My house is this way!"
>You follow yellow serverhorse, possessions in tow, to her home on the other side of town.
>"Hey, Anon, how are you able to carry all that stuff? We've been going for 10 minutes now and you don't look like you've broke a sweat!"
"I told you before, yellow serverhorse, I'm built different from ponies."
>"Who built you?"
>Seriously?
"I'm not a robot. I was born like a normal person."
>"Really?"
"Yeah."
>You and yellow serverhorse are walking at a comfortable pace.
>"Hey Anon, you're smart, right?"
"As smart as your average Joe."
>"Joe?"
"Just a thing we say back home."
>"Well, do you know WHERE babies come from?"
>This question catches you off-guard.
>You blow a small amount of air out of your nostrils.
>That's silly.
"You're telling me you don't know?"

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Mon 21 Sep 2020 05:01:54 No.35894453 Report

Quoted By: >>35894652 >>35919408 >>35919456

>>35894398
>"Yeah! As a filly, I kept getting told I'd know when I was older! Between me and the other servers, we've no clue! I thought you might know."
>What?
"Where did this come from all of a sudden? You're telling me that full grown adults working a job don't know where babies come from?"
>"Well, yeah!"
"You gotta be fucking with me, man. That's just funny."
>"A-Anon! Watch your language! You don't want a police officer hearing you talk like that!"
"Come on man, you can't be serious. Is this a joke?"
>Yellow serverhorse stammers.
>"N-no."
>You can't believe what you just heard.
>Ponies don't tend to lie, and when they do, they're certainly not good at it.
"Earlier, when I said born, do you know what the word means?"
>"Yeah! It means to... appear!"
"In a sense, yeah."
>The conversation was cut short.
>Why?
>You're now in front of yellow serverhorse's home.
>By the looks of it, it's an apartment complex alright.
>Multiple apartment buildings placed by each other, looking about pony-sized.
>You hope the ceiling is high enough.
>Establishments like restaurants have ceilings high enough for you to walk comfortably in, but you're unsure about pony dwellings themselves.
>You're pretty sure this is your first time entering a pony's home.
>"We can finish this talk when we head inside and get you situated!" yellow serverhorse says.
>Luckily for you, you won't have to be carrying your stuff up any stairs as yellow serverhorse's apartment is on the bottom floor.
>You head in, ducking your head under the door frame, to be pleasantly surprised.
>The entire apartment is quite roomy!
>And the ceiling is high enough for you to be comfortable!
>...
>This is suspiciously spacious.
"Heh, this apartment is pretty big! My friend made a decent bit of money back home, and his wasn't this big!"
>Yellow serverhorse blushes.
>"T-that's real kind of you Anon. I know it's not the biggest but you don't have to flatter me like that. It's all I can afford!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 05:55:56 No.35894652 Report

Quoted By: >>35895090

>>35894453
Is Anon gonna give yellow serverhorse a "hoofs on" lesson in where babies come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 06:01:43 No.35894672 Report

Quoted By: >>35894706 >>35894831 >>35895012

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/453034/1/should-have-known-better/everything-is-fine
I know it's not really kinderquestria but the whole innocent poners getting abused by Anon and thinking they deserve it and it's Anons way of showing love sounds like an intresting idea for a green.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 06:14:45 No.35894706 Report

Quoted By:

>>35894672
Who hurt you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 06:55:39 No.35894823 Report

Quoted By:

>>35894148
They'll find Call of Cthulhu and start to think Anon is one of these old gods.
And bam. Anon Cult again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 06:58:31 No.35894831 Report

Quoted By: >>35894850 >>35895012

>>35894672
>Anon wanted nothing more than to have her her all to himself and is willing to harm anypony that gets between them.
>Anon has no qualms about hurting his marefriend to keep other bullies aways or bend hem to his will. In his mind, his marefrined "belongs" to her essentially claiming him like he is her property.
>Anon has an enormously warped sadomasochistic view of love: because love, in part, is sharing feelings, both joy, and suffering, Anon, therefore, legitimizes his marefriends suffering as "true love". Anon has suffered greatly due to his life back on earth after being abused by his friends, family and lover and desires to share that suffering with his marefriend. To that end, he goes out of his way to make her suffer the same fate.
>To that end, she also openly welcomes her petty insults and defiance, seeing the pain she inflicts back on him as expressing her "love".
>Anon appears unable to understand any other form of love and dismisses any relationships in which joy and suffering are not mutual as immaterial. The reason Anon acquired her twisted concept of love was that during his abuse, he at first felt that everyone had discarded him, but later came to believe their desision to make him suffer was done out love.
>Anon is paranoid toward those he believed would stand in the way of his love, including his marefriends family, along with her friends , in his inconsiderable belief that they have "taken my place" and have "stolen her from me".
>Anon also believes that seperating most of his marefriends family and manipulating her friends in betraying her with his charisma, claiming that "My love for you is greater than theirs". Ironically enough, what Anon does to those he feels animosity towards is far less harmful then how he torments his marefriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 07:04:48 No.35894850 Report

Quoted By:

>>35894831
Kinder pone gotta toughen up one day

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Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 08:09:02 No.35895012 Report

Quoted By: >>35895688 >>35899466

>>35894672
>>35894831
Fluffy Ponies Abuse general is two blocks down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 08:43:17 No.35895090 Report

Quoted By:

>>35894652
Yes, but only after they tie the knot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 13:55:37 No.35895688 Report

Quoted By: >>35895907

>>35895012
Is Celestia sending Twilight rude letters again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 15:16:20 No.35895907 Report

Quoted By: >>35896501

>>35895688
No she isn't. She said that she isn't standing right here with a letter in her mouth and I believe her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 15:50:28 No.35896012 Report

Quoted By:

>>35894242
Here is one.

>Anon starts a business in Kinderquestria.
>Naturally, a business needs employees, so he's forced to hire Kinderponies to work in his store/restaurant/whatever he makes
>All kinds of Kinderpony nonsense and problems arise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 18:09:19 No.35896501 Report

Quoted By:

>>35895907
Oh, well she would never tell a lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 21:03:22 No.35897342 Report

Quoted By:

>10

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Anonymous Mon 21 Sep 2020 23:45:52 No.35898137 Report

Quoted By: >>35898351 >>35898576

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Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 00:45:36 No.35898351 Report

Quoted By:

>>35898137
*exasperated dash noises*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 02:03:55 No.35898576 Report

Quoted By:

>>35898137
Uh oh, looks like somepony needs a boo-boo kissed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 06:31:50 No.35899466 Report

Quoted By: >>35899599 >>35900212

>>35895012
>Celestia drops letters in the mailbox at nighttime because she doesn't want to wake up Spike

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 07:15:16 No.35899599 Report

Quoted By:

>>35899466
What a good horsie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 11:53:24 No.35900193 Report

Quoted By:

Boop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 12:02:56 No.35900212 Report

Quoted By:

>>35899466
Tia gets a gold star for being a good pony

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Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 14:37:05 No.35900765 Report

Quoted By: >>35900961

oh no ponk got into the creatine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 15:42:13 No.35900961 Report

Quoted By:

>>35900765
This isn't kinder, this isn't kinder at all!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 18:13:15 No.35901490 Report

Quoted By: >>35902095

Boop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 20:33:21 No.35902095 Report

Quoted By: >>35902714

>>35901490

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Sep 2020 23:58:09 No.35902714 Report

Quoted By: >>35904607

>>35902095

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 01:07:54 No.35902933 Report

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 01:38:01 No.35903023 Report

Quoted By: >>35903038 >>35903125 >>35903529

poner after looking at a picture from a human history book convinces her fire department to adopt SS runes because "they looked cool and that the hoomans wearing them looked cool" as their new symbol. How would you go about telling pony about the historical context of said runes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 01:42:26 No.35903033 Report

Quoted By: >>35903138

What would goth kinderponies be like? How would they differ from actual goths since they're, well, kinder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 01:44:26 No.35903038 Report

Quoted By: >>35903060

>>35903023
By letting them make up stories about what it could mean. It'd be fun to see what they come up with.
I'd die of laughter if they started calling themselves the safety squad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 01:48:53 No.35903060 Report

Quoted By:

>>35903038
That's actually a good idea, write it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 02:09:27 No.35903125 Report

Quoted By: >>35903525

>>35903023
If a symbol comes from a different universe and/or a planet/dimension that no longer exists, it's free to be redefined. That's the rule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 02:14:27 No.35903138 Report

Quoted By:

>>35903033
Kinder goths always hang around the biggest, coolest, edgiest thing they can find, which just so happens to be Anon. They dress in all black, and pretend not to like anything. Secretly, they all love to cuddle-pile on Anon at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 04:28:22 No.35903525 Report

Quoted By: >>35904667

>>35903125
Citation needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 04:30:13 No.35903529 Report

Quoted By:

>>35903023
They were worn by people who REALLY wanted to protect their people.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 06:14:15 No.35903782 Report

Quoted By: >>35903862 >>35904736 >>35904833 >>35905373

Kinderponies worried about your health

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 06:50:10 No.35903862 Report

Quoted By: >>35903940

>>35903782
>Applejack turns up pulling a wagon and a shovel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 07:19:50 No.35903940 Report

Quoted By:

>>35903862
>"Ah'll *sniff* I'll plant ah appul tree over ya sugarcube! It'll be the biggest and bestest one on the whole fahrm!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 13:52:35 No.35904607 Report

Quoted By:

>>35902714

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:16:57 No.35904667 Report

Quoted By:

>>35903525
>puts on autist glasses
It's as logical as 1+1=2.
We've already established that Anon is in a kinderpony universe. If alternate universes exist, and pony magic has made it clear that they do, then logically we have to assume that symbols can only retain their definition within the context of their universe of origin for two reasons:
#1 - symbols only have meaning due to an established mutual acceptance and historical/cultural context, all things which no longer exist in a different universe
#2 - it's entirely possible, if not plausible, that alternate universes exist in which symbols have completely different meanings entirely. What about Bizarro World Nazis? These other universes have equivalent "claim" to the meaning of a symbol as any other, so which one is the "right" one? The only consistent answer is that it must be universe-specific.

Thus, the kinderponies can make their formerly-Nazi symbols mean whatever they want. Safety Squad über alles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 14:53:16 No.35904736 Report

Quoted By: >>35904833 >>35904852

>>35903782
being honest its not like it'd be that misplaced of a concern especially since it'd be a new world with diseases anon would not be immune to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:21:57 No.35904833 Report

Quoted By: >>35904837 >>35905373 >>35905387

>>35903782
>>35904736
>Turns out the worst diseases someone can get from Kinderquestria are colds and what not.
>...that Anon isn't fully immune to.
>They aren't THAT bad but poners haven't actually seen someone so bad off from them and actually believe Anon is in danger.
>At most, he just feels like shit and wants to nap but ponies see it as him ready to 'Go to the Great Big Farm In The Sky'.
>Anon just wanted to nap, not get a damn memorial prepared for himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:23:01 No.35904837 Report

Quoted By: >>35905541

>>35904833
This weirdly reminds me of that green about Anon being teleported to Equestria sick as hell. He ends up telling them about 'Mom's Home Remedies' and shaves himself, stunning them all. Whatever happened with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:26:24 No.35904852 Report

Quoted By: >>35904869

>>35904736
The diseases also wouldn't be able to infect Anon. Since Anon has no magic, it's likely that most kinder-plagues like Cooties or The Sniffles wouldn't even recognize Anon's cells and thus wouldn't affect him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:31:06 No.35904869 Report

Quoted By: >>35904894

>>35904852
>Anon is immune to the memetic "disease" only known as "The Cooties".
>Mainly because he doesn't believe in that shit.
>So, whenever a fear of a 'Cootie Pandemic' crops up, Anon has nothing to fear and just tells ponies 'no they don't have it'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 15:40:39 No.35904894 Report

Quoted By:

>>35904869
>Soon poners begin believing that Anon is the cure for the Cootie Pandemic
>Desperate horses begin crowding around Anon shouting at him to "please, please, please cure us of this terrible disease!"
>And just like that, Anon got a job offer from Ponyville General Hospital as 'The Cootie Cure'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 17:46:39 No.35905373 Report

Quoted By:

>>35903782
>>35904833
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 17:48:58 No.35905387 Report

Quoted By:

>>35904833
>Insinuating Kinder Ponies know about death
>Ponies have to be comforted with a tale of being 'taken somewhere better'.
>The Apples especially appreciate the fact a great big Farm is involved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 18:20:04 No.35905541 Report

Quoted By: >>35905920

>>35904837
That was one of PhsyicsAnon's greens I believe. I don't think he ever got around to finishing it, since its still in his pastebin. No big deal though, he's been providing top quality green though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 20:01:11 No.35905920 Report

Quoted By:

>>35905541
Damn shame. Hope someone picks up the idea soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 22:02:23 No.35906365 Report

Quoted By: >>35906410 >>35906943

>Kinder ponies are astonished when villain Anon does stuff without an evil monologue or doing an evil laugh
>Heropones cry "No fair! You're breaking the rules of being a villain!"
>Only for Anon to rebut that evil has no rules
>Cue temper tantrum from heropones as they keep crying "No fair!" and "Cheater!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Sep 2020 22:14:57 No.35906410 Report

Quoted By: >>35906943

>>35906365
>Villain Anon may have some odd Moral Code but it does NOT mean he follows the Kinder Villain Code.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 00:42:57 No.35906943 Report

Quoted By: >>35906965

>>35906365
>>35906410
>Still stops whatever he's doing to hug and kiss the boo-boos of heropones when they inevitably trip and bonk themselves on his furniture
>He may be a villain, but he's not a monster
>That and the annual hero-villian meetup has some really good food

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 00:46:47 No.35906965 Report

Quoted By: >>35907275

>>35906943
>Anon is a Villain but he's not a Monster.
>He just likes to dick around and occasionally he'll pull some fuckery on something he finds unjust or just really dumb.
>Like, say, enough ponies complain about a bank taking their money with some weird fees? Villain Anon suddenly swoops in and plays Heist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 02:01:07 No.35907275 Report

Quoted By: >>35907987 >>35908671

>>35906965
"Listen up! This is a robbery! I want to harm no one! I'm after the bank's money, not yours! Your money is insured by the Equestrian government! You're not gonna lose a dime! Think of your beloved ones! Don't try to be a hero. Just shut up, and stay down, and this will be over in no time!"
>Anon grabs the bank manager and asks
"So, what're those 'teller fees' you're puttin' on these poor ponies?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 05:56:01 No.35907972 Report

Quoted By:

bed boops for good ponies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 06:04:09 No.35907987 Report

Quoted By: >>35908027 >>35908671

>>35907275
>Your money is insured by the Equestrian government! You're not gonna lose a dime!
kek, and where do you think the government gets the money?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 06:22:38 No.35908027 Report

Quoted By: >>35908630 >>35910079

>>35907987
Considering that it's Kinderquestria, I assume the government gets an allowance from its parents.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 09:30:24 No.35908385 Report

Quoted By: >>35908618

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 12:05:24 No.35908618 Report

Quoted By: >>35910175

>>35908385
>Anon dating a mature motherly Derpy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 12:13:56 No.35908630 Report

Quoted By: >>35908671 >>35910079

>>35908027
>"But mooOOOooom!! I wanted to build another railway todaaAAAyyy!"
>"No 'buts,' young colt! You still haven't finished your paperwork! No more money until you're done!"
>"Okay, mom..."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 12:35:47 No.35908671 Report

Quoted By: >>35908672 >>35908679 >>35910079

>>35907275
>>35907987
>>35908630
>Every time "Villain" Anon does another Robin Hood, local governments try to complain to the Royals in Canterlot.
>There's a, uh, rather split opinion on the strange alien.
>On the one hand, he is most DEFINITELY being a bad guy, a big meanie, a super duper villain for the ages!
>But on the other, his shenanigans point out flaws in the system that quickly get fixed and he's practically also part vigilante (because again, he has his own morals and he sure as hell isn't a monster).
>So, the Royals will tend to tell these Local Governments that they shouldn't have been bad ponies and that they should fix their unjust laws/fines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 12:36:50 No.35908672 Report

Quoted By: >>35908679

>>35908671
>Inb4 Villain Anon is equated to a boogieman that punishes bad ponies...
>..but it's bad governments instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 12:40:17 No.35908679 Report

Quoted By:

>>35908671
>>35908672
He's the hero Equestria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 17:12:49 No.35909403 Report

Quoted By: >>35909542

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Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 17:54:09 No.35909542 Report

Quoted By: >>35910957

>>35909403
dashies reaction when anon displays a vigorous and egregious act of terminal homosex by refusing her advances of hugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 20:02:01 No.35910079 Report

Quoted By: >>35910630

>>35908027
>>35908630
>>35908671
>The princesses actually doll out Royal Funds to certain governments for their projects and roadways and what not.
>Our world would probably call it a budget or something boring, but this world considers it an "Allowance".
>And on a rather large scale, Villain Anon is like that guy who takes a kid's lunch money...but it turns out THAT kid stole THEIR lunch money from the poor kid.

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Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 20:22:30 No.35910175 Report

Quoted By: >>35912454 >>35912462

>>35908618
god i love those.
too bad they never last long because the writefag be like "there am't no conflict n' shiiit"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Sep 2020 22:23:31 No.35910630 Report

Quoted By: >>35911001

>>35910079
>The princesses are privy to the fact "Villain" Anon is out and about.
>The amount of shits they could give was near -zero-.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 00:03:49 No.35910957 Report

Quoted By: >>35910979

>>35909542
>dash worries that you might not like her back when you don't notice her advances
>meanwhile you're considering the ethical ramifications of being in love with someone with the mental age of 11

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 00:10:35 No.35910979 Report

Quoted By: >>35910989

>>35910957
>You can already hear the FBI trying to break through the interdimensional barriers just from the thought alone.
>Best not to open THAT can of worms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 00:13:36 No.35910989 Report

Quoted By:

>>35910979
I imagine kinderponies have an even younger mental age than 11. Probably around 6-8

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 00:17:23 No.35911001 Report

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>>35910630
>The princesses secretly support Anon
>To them, he's the tard-wrangler Equestria desperately needed
>Perhaps they even supply him with funds and equipment to carry out his "villain" work

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Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 04:44:13 No.35911925 Report

Quoted By: >>35913751

Localdrun/k/anon

Localdrun/k/anon Fri 25 Sep 2020 04:54:52 No.35911958 Report

Quoted By: >>35911963 >>35912458

just a random drunk thought , but i'd really miss having a fan innaquestria cause they help me get to sleep and stay asleep, especially since i can't get to sleep with pure silence it is deafening and I wake up when butterflies fart in my general zip code with pure silence. what tech would you miss having in equestria?

Localdrun/k/anon

Localdrun/k/anon Fri 25 Sep 2020 04:57:52 No.35911963 Report

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>>35911958
I should add that i'd miss having internet too because i'd have to actually leave my house and do things to be interesting.

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Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 08:46:01 No.35912401 Report

Quoted By: >>35913951

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 09:21:02 No.35912454 Report

Quoted By:

>>35910175
I also like those, but my ability to write romance is zero.
I'd have to read more books with actual romance to do those right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 09:22:42 No.35912458 Report

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>>35911958
Internet and phone.
I have way to many songs, books and Table Top manuals on my phone to just allow all of them to get destroyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 09:26:44 No.35912462 Report

Quoted By: >>35913925 >>35917774

>>35910175
No.

>After Derpy was conceived, her mother passed because she went to labor in the middle of a forest
>Little Derpy cried and cried until a human found her among the bushes
>He saw the corpse -very rare to occur in Kinder- he digged a hole with his hands and murmured blessing to her passing
>Anon picked foal Derpy up and whisked her to his cabin, he calmed her and placed her next to Anon's infant son
>He sinned and committed crimes that's unforgivable, but he likes to think that he was a good father
>But at the same time, he wants a heir or a heiress that would inherit his strengths and talents
>For now he would just watch them grow

>Meanwhile, in Canterlot Hill; a worried stallion is pacing around his luxurious mansion wondering of where his wife could be

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Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 16:51:33 No.35913343 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 19:00:14 No.35913751 Report

Quoted By:

>>35911925
what a silly pony

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 19:52:22 No.35913925 Report

Quoted By: >>35914439 >>35916163 >>35917774

>>35912462
>After Derpy grew older, she moved to Ponyville
>Some of the meaner kinderhorses make fun of her
>Not just because of her eye's but because...
>"Monkey dad, monkey dad, you've got a monkey dad!"
>However, due to being raised by a human, she's much thicker skinned than the kinderponies around her
>Ponies are even more weirded out by her because she doesn't wail like a manchild when she gets 'boo boos' and isn't emotionally 6 years old

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 19:59:53 No.35913951 Report

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>>35912401
Pinkie don't stare directly into the sun! You'll go blind!

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Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 22:11:51 No.35914419 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Sep 2020 22:17:24 No.35914439 Report

Quoted By: >>35915035

>>35913925
>she doesn't wail like a manchild when she gets 'boo boos' and isn't emotionally 6 years old
That's Sly-Marbo-tier for Kinderquestria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 01:08:04 No.35915035 Report

Quoted By: >>35915377 >>35915405

>>35914439
>She just runs around, screaming gibberish and beating up Big Bad Villains and Monsters. And sometimes she'll do all that flying upside down and backwards!
>The FUCK did Anon do to her?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 02:47:25 No.35915377 Report

Quoted By:

>>35915035
>"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
>Tear of Fatherly Pride

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 02:58:37 No.35915405 Report

Quoted By:

>>35915035
Turns out ponies don't really work in such a way that they can become adult by human standards and all the clumsiness and oddness is her brain being wired wrong because of anons teachings. He cries himself to sleep at least once a week for having failed his daughter so badly.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 08:12:38 No.35916163 Report

Quoted By: >>35916379

>>35913925
>Anon's son -we'll call him Anon Jr- Is the shy one of the family because his sister grew taller than him
>Always tries to help anypony in need but can't because they instantly associate him with his dad
>Can't blame them, his dad is hairy all over his chest, arms, legs, and even his hair face is thick.
>He's also much taller than two princesses on top of each other
>In fact, he was once visited by one of them. But left his cabin because he was "Too Strong" and has "Scary boo boo" on his face
>When asked he says-
>"Tis was a long ago son, I plead you to do your laundry. Now."

>And the only thing that connects him to Ponies is his only sister; Derpy
>Even she has problems with them, and her eyes is not helping her
>But sometimes, when they're alone, she nuzzles Anon Jr and say kind things to him like
>"Its okay little brother, they'll stop being mean to you; just tell me when you're hungry, Is that okay?"
"Y-yes I will"
> Anon fell asleep with cupcake residues on his mouth, smiling: While Derpy fell asleep seconds later

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 10:21:49 No.35916379 Report

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>>35916163
that's an interesting take on all this not exactly grate execution, but i aint complaining.

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Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 15:51:39 No.35916923 Report

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oh no flutter butter has gotten into anons clothes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 18:49:36 No.35917398 Report

Quoted By:

>10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 20:42:26 No.35917774 Report

Quoted By: >>35918216 >>35918410 >>35918459 >>35918706

>>35912462
>>35913925
Let's make this a little less 'kick the puppy'.

>Derpy was raised (partly) by Anon because her mother decided to be a Good Pony and offer her home to him when everyone else was scared of the "big alien monster".
>To everyone's surprise, Anon was a pretty OK house guest. Maybe messy sometimes and maybe sometimes he likes to lay around but he generally wasn't a dick and took care of things when they needed done.
>This led to Derpy having a rather interesting home life as Anon stayed and helped teach the little poner The Ways of Humans.
>..he didn't call it that but some dipshit in a robe wanted to get fancy with it.
>At any rate, Derpy grew up knowing the social norms of Kinderquestria while ALSO having a more mature way of thinking.
>She knew what was actually a 'bad booboo', she knew how to take care of herself and ponies being mean could slide right off of her.
>...all of which really helps when her cross-eyedness makes her crash into something. Her mother worries but ol' Anon feels nothing but pride when she just brushes it off with a little "I just don't know what went wrong."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 22:22:39 No.35918216 Report

Quoted By:

>>35917774
And that's why she's so precious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 23:11:35 No.35918410 Report

Quoted By:

>>35917774
that's a good take too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Sep 2020 23:25:53 No.35918459 Report

Quoted By:

>>35917774
>>This led to Derpy having a rather interesting home life as Anon stayed and helped teach the little poner The Ways of Humans.
>>..he didn't call it that but some dipshit in a robe wanted to get fancy with it.

kek

The Cult of Anon grows!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 00:23:47 No.35918706 Report

Quoted By: >>35919223

>>35917774
>Anon doesn't have magic and isn't protected by Kinderquestria physics
>That's why he got hurt quite often compared to kinderponies
>This lead to Derpy realizing that a few bumps and bruises aren't really that big a deal after all
>Not when her dad gets them all the time and just shrugs them off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 02:30:25 No.35919223 Report

Quoted By: >>35919272

>>35918706
>Anon is called Derpy's "Dad" despite the fact he wasn't even dating her mom.
>He just thinks it's a weird pony thing but there are some who legitamately think that the human is her daddy.
>...and we don't mean adoptive dad, either. Such innocent poners.
>The little weirdos in robes are growing in number though, so that might be concerning...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 02:44:54 No.35919272 Report

Quoted By: >>35920609 >>35929121

>>35919223
>'The Order of The Great Daddy' forms
>Poners think Anon is some kind of God of Fatherhood or something
>Or at least some kind of being worthy of worship
>They want upsies, boo-boo kisses, sandwiches without crusts, and more
>They also have begun demanding that he be added to the pantheon of the princesses
>They think Derpy is a demi-goddess too despite the obvious species difference and start getting into shouting matches and slap fights with the ponies that make fun of her
>Anon just wants them to leave him and his family alone so they can live in peace

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Sun 27 Sep 2020 03:39:17 No.35919408 Report

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>>35894453
Apologies for the disappearance gentlemen.
Here's what happened:
>old keyboard shat itself after an unfortunate spill on the number pad
>apparently that means the whole thing is done for
>ordered a new keyboard, a much nicer one with rgb and better blue switches than the razer green switches
>hands have been fucked by washing dishes, currently my left hand is leaking a little pus from where my fingerprints used to be
>my entire body knows pain but i must endure
>focused on shit other than ponyland
but here i am, new keyboard and fucked hands in tow to continue the story where i left off
my hands just stopped leaking pus so now my body is ready
time to continue where i left off

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Sun 27 Sep 2020 03:55:53 No.35919456 Report

Quoted By: >>35919491

>>35894453
>The fuck does she mean by that this is all she can afford?
>Does this mean that low income housing for ponies is the equivalent to VERY nice apartments from middle of nowhere U.S.?
>You notice how nice the entrance is, a marble floor leading up to a carpeted living room with lots of space and a rather comfy looking couch.
>Where there would normally be a TV back on homeworld, there is a magical fireplace of some sort on placed in the corner.
>The kitchen and dining room are kind of merged, but the dining table shares an open space right by the living room.
>You could have sworn that the building was smaller on the outside.
>Must be pony magic fuckery.
>It's like a whole-ass house in here!
"Does this apartment span the whole ground level or something?"
>"Well duh, Anon!" yellow serverhorse says, as if saying that it was extremely unusual for there to be multiple apartments on the same floor or something.
>You find yourself quickly accepting of this fact.
>Nice digs.
"So, yellow serverhorse, how much does this place cost you?"
>"T-thats rude Anon! You can't just ask somepony how much their home costs the second you come in! And my name is Lemon!"
>...
>Okay, maybe you were being a little rude, even by human standards.
>Wait... Lemon?
"I'm sorry, ye-Lemon, back where I'm from we don't have places as nice as this. From the way you were talking, it seemed like that this very nice place is low-income housing."
"More importantly, is your name seriously just Lemon? No last name?"
>Lemon is now blushing profusely.
>"W-well, that's just my first name..."
"What's your whole name?"
>Lemon is now physically shivering, face becoming redder by the second.
>"Lemon... i-in the..."
>Your full attention is now on this little yellow horse.
>This does not sit well with her.
>She is now struggling to get words out.
>She tries, and tries again, but nothing comes out.
>You find yourself bewildered, and slightly amused by this.
>"My. My name... is Lemon, in the.. Glass."

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Sun 27 Sep 2020 04:07:59 No.35919491 Report

Quoted By: >>35919528

>>35919456
"Lemon Glass?"
>"N-no. Lemon in the Glass."
"Like... a title?"
>"No, my full legal name is Lemon in the Glass."
>You almost laughed, but the smile on your face managed to appear.
"You're telling me your name is Lemon in the Glass? Even by pony standards that's just stretching it right there."
>"P-please don't bully me. I had to go throughout the entirety of kindergarten with this name! I barely survived!"
>Oh, you think this is just adorable.
>Like naming a spaceship "It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature" or something like that.
"Don't worry, I may be big and tough, but I'm no bully. I'll, uh, just call you Lemon."
>Lemon in the Glass calms down.
>"Thank you for being so nice to me, Anon. I get really nervous when ponies ask me my name! And then they just start asking questions about it and I just don't know what to do!"
"Yeah, that sucks. I knew a guy with an unfortunate name too, but I don't think you'd understand the reference behind it."
>Lemon seems content, and happy now.
"So, like, your name is like putting a lemon in a glass of water or something?"
>She starts getting red again, with an angry undertone this time.

>After calming Lemon down and assuring her you weren't just trying to get under her skin, she finally lets it go.
>She gives you the tour of her home, and shows you her spare bedroom that she conveniently had.
>Sure does feel nice to have a place to store your coins.
>You ponder how pony taxes work if there's no fragments of bits.
>It's a pretty nice little room, not too big, but with a bed that is just barely your size.
>It's a little like a twin bed, but slightly more awkward.
>You'll make it work.
>Other than the bed, there's a nightstand, lamp, and drawer.
>You put your things down.
"Thanks again for letting me crash here, but I'm sure going to miss being a bridge troll."
>Lemon's eyes widen.
>"Y-you're a bridge troll?"
"No, I'm not a monster. I'm just a regular human dude."
>Lemon lets out a sigh of relief, and then looks at the clock.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Sun 27 Sep 2020 04:23:13 No.35919528 Report

Quoted By: >>35919557

>>35919491
>"Goodness! it's dinner time already!"
>You sure do feel a little hungry.
>"Since you're my guest, Anon, I'll be the one serving up dinner tonight!"
"Aww, how nice of you. What's on the menu?"
>"My specialty! Eggs and cereal!"
"Sounds... delicious."
>"And while we're enjoying dinner, you can tell me where babies come from!"
>This ought to be good.

>You sit at the dinner table, and Lemon serves you a bowl of what looks like Lucky Charms and a plate of scrambled eggs on the side.
>Honestly, it's not the worst meal you've had for dinner.
>You remember having sleep for dinner once or twice when you were a kid.
>Interesting choice by Lemon for this meal.
>You guess it's quite refined by pony standards, but then again, you remember the restaurant and how there's actual ponies who can cook real food there.
>You assume this is how everyone else gets by.
"Thank you for the meal."
>You and Lemon dig in, enjoying the nice ambiance of the magical fireplace nearby and her little pony gramophone playing antiquated music at a reasonable volume.
>"So," Lemon swallows. "Where do babies come from?"
>You figure the only way through is honesty, as your old man taught you.
"Where do I start..."
>Lemon's full attention is on you.
>You can feel a slight bit of metaphorical pressure being pushed on to you.
"I'm no biologist, but I'll give you my understanding of it. So, uh, basically, when a boy and a girl love eachother very much..."
>Lemon's eyes widen.
"Well, see, here's the thing, girls have vaginas."
>"Ba-ginas?"
"VA-ginas."
>"VA-ginas."
"Yeah, vaginas. They're located under your butthole."
>Lemon snickers.
>"Haha, you said butthole. I am so glad we are inside my home!"
>Lemon refocuses.
>"VA-gina. Is... that my special place?"
>Good lord, this is difficult.
>"I pee out of there! How does that work?"
"Shit."
>Lemon winces at the curse, but her attention is still there.
"Well, it... doubles as something called a reproductive organ."
>"Reproductive... organ?"

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Sun 27 Sep 2020 04:38:00 No.35919557 Report

Quoted By: >>35919635 >>35919680 >>35920276 >>35938682

>>35919528
"Right. Males have the counterpart to the vagina, called a penis."
>Lemon furrows her brow.
>"THAT'S the thing colts have?"
>You nod.
>"Do you have a penis?"
"Yes."
>"Does everypony have a penis?"
"Only the guys do."
>"Oh, ok."
>Lemon looks contemplative.
>"I don't see how this explains where babies come from."
>You continue.
"You see, the boy and girl both start to feel hot and flustered."
>Lemon looks down, presumably at her own vagina.
"The male's penis... heheh, expands and elongates."
>Lemon looks somewhat disgusted.
>"That's weird!"
"And then he sticks it inside of the female's vagina."
>Lemon lost a little color.
>"H-how..."
"Then he goes back and forth a little bit with it, in and out, until he reaches a thing called an orgasm."
>Lemon is slightly mortified.
>"O-orgasm?"
"Imagine the best feeling you've ever had. Multiply that by a thousand or so."
>Lemon is simultaneously losing color and blushing profusely.
>You think you can feel her heartbeat reverberate through her chair, through the floor, and now in your chair.
"And when the guy orgasms, his penis squirts out a slimy liquid."
>Lemon is having trouble coming to terms with reality.
"And all that stuff goes inside the girl."
>Lemon is shivering.
>"H-how does..."
"Then something happens inside the female, and from the liquid, there's these things called sperm cells."
>"S-s-s-s-sperm c-cells?"
"Yeah, little microscopic swimming things."
>Lemon looks like she's on the verge of losing her shit.
"There's millions of them inside the liquid."
>Lemon faints.
>Lemon falls out of her chair, and flops on the ground.
>You're sure that may have hurt for her if she was awake enough to register the pain of thudding on the ground like that.
>You're just sitting there, both surprised and not surprised at the fact that you just made a pony faint.
>You look at the clock, seeing that it is indeed night time now.
>Well, you figure that she was going to go to bed soon eventually.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Sun 27 Sep 2020 04:43:00 No.35919574 Report

Quoted By: >>35919615 >>35919681 >>35919964 >>35920344

now that's what I call a decent bit of green put out.
i think i should put some form of ointment on my hands and enjoy the rest of the night
lemme know what ya'll think, i'm going to watch some garbage and try to avoid tainting my brand new keyboard with lotion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 04:58:32 No.35919615 Report

Quoted By:

>>35919574
Gnight, you beautiful bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 05:03:39 No.35919635 Report

Quoted By:

>>35919557
The storks are gonna have a little chat with Anon here soon, I feel....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 05:30:51 No.35919680 Report

Quoted By:

>>35919557
kek. poor thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 05:31:01 No.35919681 Report

Quoted By:

>>35919574
its glorious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 07:57:14 No.35919964 Report

Quoted By: >>35919968

>>35919574
Very nice anon, and please, stop making your fingertips blister. What would the ponies say if they saw that?

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Sun 27 Sep 2020 07:59:01 No.35919968 Report

Quoted By: >>35920276

>>35919964
they would probably try to kiss the booboo, get some dead finger skin or pus in their mouth and then puke all over me, causing a chain reaction of pukes that span across the entirety of equestria

princess celestia gets a letter from twilight explaining what happened, and when she opens the scroll, puke comes flying out

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Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 11:32:58 No.35920276 Report

Quoted By:

>>35919968
>>35919557
Got dammit Anon, are sure you are not new Discord?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 12:10:43 No.35920344 Report

Quoted By:

>>35919574
Easily one of the best greens I've ever read. Can't wait for more!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 15:02:04 No.35920603 Report

Quoted By: >>35920609 >>35921428

>They also have begun demanding that he be added to the pantheon of the princesses

Imagine being Princess Celestia or Luna and you keep getting letters about how the local Alien man should be considered Royalty/A God. I'd either lose my shit or get really damn curious.

And don't even get me started on if TWILIGHT got those letters. There'd be full on paranoia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 15:03:20 No.35920609 Report

Quoted By:

>>35919272
>>35920603
4chan did a little fucky and didn't add the reply for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 18:19:08 No.35921121 Report

Quoted By:

>10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 19:54:20 No.35921428 Report

Quoted By:

>>35920603
Considering Twilight's history of paranoid freakouts...yeah, that'd be a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 21:40:45 No.35921780 Report

Quoted By: >>35921814 >>35929121

With all these subtle hints towards the Cult of Anon idea, now I wonder: How would Diamond Dogs react to him? He's a tall ass being who gives free head pats, you'd think any dog/cat like race would be like 'fucking YES'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 21:54:57 No.35921814 Report

Quoted By: >>35921952 >>35921990 >>35929121

>>35921780
>anon is perceived as a god differently depending on which culture views him
>To the ponies, all-father anon is the giver of gold stars yet punishes naughty mares and stallions with his belt and no desert
>to Diamond Dogs, Anon is the great selector of good boys and girls, and rewards his chosen with belly rubs and head pats, but punishes bad dogs with the spray bottle of coldness or the cone of shame
could see a nice green coming along here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 22:36:46 No.35921952 Report

Quoted By:

>>35921814
This is interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 22:45:37 No.35921990 Report

Quoted By: >>35922123 >>35926360 >>35929121

>>35921814
>Minos see him as some kind of missing link to their kind...which according to HUMAN myths is technically true but Anon doesn't like bringing that up much.
>He let it slip ONCE and now there's a whole side thing about him either being a progenitor of Minos as a whole or the one to end them all.
>With some quick words, that group is thankfully really small...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 23:35:07 No.35922123 Report

Quoted By: >>35922187 >>35922256

>>35921990
What about griffins and changelings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Sep 2020 23:51:56 No.35922187 Report

Quoted By: >>35922392 >>35929121

>>35922123
>changelings view anon as an endless font of love, with him around, they'll never go hungry
>griffins being predators make them competative, grumpy and possesive. They see anon as the apex of these traits as he too is a predator. And due to the fact he can shrug off huge boo-boos and ouchies, he's seen as a level of badbutt to aspire they aspire to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 00:07:54 No.35922256 Report

Quoted By: >>35929121

>>35922123
>Griffons could learn a thing or two from Anon about penny pinching and saving up for important things.
>Changelings? There's the endless love thing, yes but he is also technically one HELL of a hider.
>He doesn't need little masks or special magic to get away from ponies, he can just blend in somewhere if he really wanted to.
>...OK, that's an exaggeration but you're a liar if you say the right clothes and the right amount of light can't hide a mother fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 00:42:10 No.35922392 Report

Quoted By: >>35927132

>>35922187
>>griffins being predators make them competative, grumpy and possesive. They see anon as the apex of these traits as he too is a predator. And due to the fact he can shrug off huge boo-boos and ouchies, he's seen as a level of badbutt to aspire they aspire to be.
That's incredibly adorable. Gilda being endlessly annoyed she isn't as tough is way too cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 01:01:12 No.35922442 Report

Quoted By: >>35922667

I really hope that someone is saving all these prompts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 02:16:36 No.35922667 Report

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>>35922442
Get to saving, bud, I see no one else doing it.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 04:40:00 No.35923100 Report

Quoted By: >>35923654 >>35924195

I want to learn more about what kinder changelings are like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 08:28:17 No.35923654 Report

Quoted By:

>>35923100
They really, /really/ want friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 14:50:16 No.35924195 Report

Quoted By: >>35924606 >>35929121

>>35923100
>Champions of hide and seek, need work on their disguises but somehow still fool ponies and have to act mean because it's what their Queen says to do when they're caught.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 17:36:57 No.35924606 Report

Quoted By: >>35927668 >>35929121

>>35924195
>Anon's not THAT good of a hider but he's better than hiding under the bed or covers.
>...which somehow makes him the local hide and seek pro.
>You hide in ONE really dark area and suddenly you're on par with the changelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 21:08:02 No.35925340 Report

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>10

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Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 21:08:37 No.35925342 Report

Quoted By: >>35925872

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Sep 2020 22:40:16 No.35925872 Report

Quoted By:

>>35925342
>Cooties Outbreak #14531 as caught on camera

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 00:50:48 No.35926360 Report

Quoted By:

>>35921990
Heh...minos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 04:25:11 No.35927132 Report

Quoted By:

>>35922392
There's never enough Gilda, especially in Kinderquestria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 07:41:12 No.35927668 Report

Quoted By: >>35928206

>>35924606
>>You hide in ONE really dark area and suddenly you're on par with the changelings.
>Unless it's Luna or her guards
>Turns out it doesn't work as well against ponies who aren't afraid of the dark

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 13:47:06 No.35928206 Report

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>>35927668
>Ywn be offered a job as a Night Guard.
>Ywn also be offered a job as a Changeling Tutor.
>They will never argue over who gets to ask first.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 16:10:30 No.35928481 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 18:11:47 No.35928855 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 19:36:16 No.35929121 Report

Quoted By: >>35929672

>>35919272
>>35921780
>>35921814
>>35921990
>>35922187
>>35922256
>>35924195
>>35924606

>Celestia and Luna have no idea why these off-branching cults formed but they definitely know that they must be stopped.
>...or at least directed in more healthy manners.
>Sadly, thanks to how Cross-Species these cults were, a bit of diplomatic maneuvering has to be done to make sure not to offend everycreature as the Princesses investigate.
>The most they have figured out is that it has something to do with the resident apelien and a BUNCH of different stories about what he could (potentially) do.
>Part of their investigation even leads to Twilight, who was doing her OWN investigating when letters starting springing up to make Anon a part of the Princess Pantheon.
>...as odd as that sounded.
>All Three princesses aren't sure if Anon is as powerful as these letters say, so they must tread carefully...
>...
>Meanwhile, Cadence stays out of it.
>She just knows that Anon is a HELL of a babysitter and she'll be darned if she ruins that for her and Shiny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 21:43:44 No.35929468 Report

Quoted By:

>>35928481
Anon this is a blue board

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Sep 2020 22:45:16 No.35929672 Report

Quoted By: >>35930332

>>35929121
>Cadence ain't ruining her one free babysitter so she keeps her trap SHUT about what Anon is or is not capable of.
>The man was a Babysitter as far as she cared and a damn good one at that.
>...and yes that was a curse, not like she said it out loud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 02:05:06 No.35930332 Report

Quoted By: >>35930400 >>35932450

>>35929672
>Alien, possible God?
>Best babysitter for a fitful alicorn baby.
>He'll be fine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 02:32:05 No.35930400 Report

Quoted By: >>35930524 >>35932450

>>35930332
>When the cultist ponies begin find out about Anon babysitting Flurry, it only strengthens their faith
>After all, they think, only a god could care for such a child
>Soon they begin calling Flurry: "The Chosen of The All-Father"
>Soon Cadence sees entire groups of robed ponies file into her court and begin bowing down to her baby, chanting about how shes been chosen by their god
>Doesn't stop it as she doesn't want to risk offending her foal's babysitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 03:24:37 No.35930524 Report

Quoted By: >>35932450

>>35930400
>>Doesn't stop it as she doesn't want to risk offending her foal's babysitter
>Even Cadence isn't sure if the rumors are true, she just knows Flurry loves him to bits and he's taken to her pretty well.
>Anon just thinks the kid is cute and wonders why there's more visitors lately.
>Those sure didn't look like crystal poners...

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Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 05:02:42 No.35930808 Report

Quoted By: >>35932142

poner s i p p

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 08:47:18 No.35931231 Report

Quoted By: >>35931842

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 14:58:37 No.35931842 Report

Quoted By:

>>35931231
ponk a qt3.14 who needs the floof to be pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 16:55:01 No.35932142 Report

Quoted By:

>>35930808
I hope Rarity brought a napkin, because when poner s i p p, poner d r i p p.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 18:33:30 No.35932450 Report

Quoted By: >>35932522 >>35932617

>>35930332
>>35930400
>>35930524
The fact Cadence just goes 'meh, fuck it' is honestly kinda funny. Just imagine being friends with Cthulhu and vouching for him just because he watches your hyper active kid a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 18:47:10 No.35932522 Report

Quoted By: >>35932617

>>35932450
To be fair, if Cthulhu came up to me and asked if I needed a sitter i wouldn't argue. Especially if my kid was themselves something akin to a natural born god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 19:17:30 No.35932617 Report

Quoted By: >>35933095 >>35935413

>>35932450
>>35932522
Oh that would cause a shitstorm and a half wouldn't it? Kid is practically god and sometime later a rumored god arrives and "just" wants to babysit. There'd be so many rumors.

>There are a few little Kinder Cultists who think Flurry may not simply be 'Chosen'.
>Some think that Flurry may very well be Anon's CHILD/SPAWN!
>This is probably where Cadence has to step her hoof down because that baby was definitely hers and Shiny's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Sep 2020 21:49:48 No.35933095 Report

Quoted By: >>35933616

>>35932617
Funny how Kinderquestira/Anon in Prison sometimes likes to delve into 'Eldritch 'Non' territory. RGRE does it sometimes, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 00:32:53 No.35933616 Report

Quoted By:

>>35933095
Cult?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 01:00:13 No.35933692 Report

Quoted By: >>35933866 >>35934049 >>35939801

>Anon gets transported to equestria
>Becomes a pony in the pocess
>With his new body came a new mind configuration
>His mind works similarly to that of a kinderpony
>Afraid of the dark, cuddles feel lewd, needs aproval and care
>Slowly descends into the mind of a child

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 02:11:04 No.35933866 Report

Quoted By:

>>35933692
while it could be interesting i'm gonna have to give that a hard pass because we don't want or need PTG to swarm here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 03:42:41 No.35934049 Report

Quoted By:

>>35933692
That sounds legitimately horrifying. Especially if it was slow enough to notice. Like when your grandfather realized he was slipping into dementia, the small moment of recognition only knowing it will soon disappear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 07:13:53 No.35934571 Report

Quoted By:

boop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 12:51:29 No.35935119 Report

Quoted By:

Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 14:48:02 No.35935413 Report

Quoted By: >>35935857 >>35936146 >>35937060 >>35937269

>>35932617
>Celestia and Luna only manage to follow their leads to the Crystal Empire because Cadence started throwing a fit over some groups of Cultist thinking her kid's not Shiny's.
>From the Royal perspective, it seemed Anon was only a babysitter.
>From the Cultist Perspective, he was SOMEHOW an otherworldly horror and no one can agree whether or not Flurry is "Chosen" or is "Descendant" .
>Who taught these poners such long words anyway?
>Either way though, the Three Princesses (Twilight tagged along, growing cuckoo after reading so many letters and wanting an excuse to leave the Castle) now have a place to investigate all these wild claims about Anon.
>...and thus, they watch as he babysits.
>...and babysits...
>OK, that one time he definitely avoided something nuts, so props to that.
>And OK, he gives really good advice to wandering ponies...
>...but is he really fit to be apart of the Pantheon of Princesses?
>Fit to have ponies make all these groups over him? For OTHER SPECIES to?
>Is he truly some beast who's ancestors helped begin the Minotaurs, who tamed the Griffons and lorded over the Diamond Dogs?
>More research was needed...
>...
>Meanwhile, Anon's just happy that Flurry was safe today!
>Who knew an Alicorn could propel themselves with Laser Horn Beams alone?
>Thank goodness he caught her! His suit got a little singed bit he got her!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 17:22:23 No.35935857 Report

Quoted By:

>>35935413
>>Who knew an Alicorn could propel themselves with Laser Horn Beams alone?
>>Thank goodness he caught her! His suit got a little singed bit he got her!

Imagine a little god baby blasting around and some dude just catches it. You'd be impressed too, Kinderpony or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 18:58:44 No.35936146 Report

Quoted By: >>35936259

>>35935413

Anon, the God of Dealing with Your Bull-Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 19:41:13 No.35936259 Report

Quoted By:

>>35936146
Due to being from human world kinderpony magic gets countered due to having Big Adult Energy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Oct 2020 23:24:08 No.35937060 Report

Quoted By:

>>35935413
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 00:13:30 No.35937269 Report

Quoted By:

>>35935413
>Anon's far, far too busy babysitting Flurry Heart and counting his sweet royal wagie bucks to notice the observing princesses or his gathering cultists

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Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:04:04 No.35937857 Report

Quoted By: >>35937877

poner barks at you wat do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:10:48 No.35937877 Report

Quoted By:

>>35937857
give it a treat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:25:06 No.35937922 Report

Quoted By: >>35937923 >>35937933 >>35939777

A little Eldritch Anon green for yall

>Be Anon, best babysitter in Equestria
>Be done babysitting the living tornado known as Flurry Heart
>Seriously how did she get a chainsaw to run rampant with?
>Ponies here couldn’t handle anything sharper than a spoon without freaking out
>Doesn’t matter because Princess Candy Ass sure does pay good
>20 bits an hour for 6 hours a day 4 days a week
>You were even able to afford an apartment in the Crystal Kingdom to make your commute shorter
>Time to get your pay for the day
>Walking with Flurry cradled in your arm you make your way to Cadence’s room
>You get a few odd stares as you walk down the halls, you always do
>Probably because these ponies know just how much havoc Flurry can wreak
>Ah well, doesn’t really matter
>Arriving at the door you’re about to knock when you hear the faintest noise inside
>Straining to hear you put your ear against the door, but to no avail
>The movies made this look much simpler
>Giving up you knock on the door
> A muffled “Just a minute” can be heard
>Cadence must have been shouting her ass off for you to hear that
>A couple seconds pass before the door sings open revealing Cadence looking a little disheveled
>”Ah Anonymous, is it that time already?”
“’Fraid so Princess, hate to part with the little tyke but she needs her mama too.”
>”As always Anonymous I am ever grateful you look after Flurry. Your pay as usual.”
>Cadence simultaneously levitates Flurry from your arm and deposits a purse of bits into your hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:26:08 No.35937923 Report

Quoted By: >>35937924 >>35937933 >>35939777

>>35937922
>You open up the bag to check the bits
>Well not really, Cadence was always good on her pay
>It just felt nice to see the fruits of your labor
“Yup, all there Princess. As always, it’s a pleasure.”
>You nod your head goodbye before being stopped by Princess Cadence
>”Anonymous, wait a moment if you would. There is something I would like to ask of you.”
>Cadence’s tone didn’t sound too happy; shit did she want to fire you?
>She didn’t find out about how much danger Flurry’s been in did she?
>Shit just deny, deny, deny
“Sure Princess what did you want to ask?”
>Okay going well, just don’t spill your spaghetti
>”It would be best if we talked about this in private.”
>SHIT
>She is SO gonna fire you
>without waiting for confirmation she turns around and walks into her room
>taking a deep breath you follow
>Looking inside her room Cadence had obviously hastily tried to tidy up
>It was in worse shape than she was
>Cadence was shuffling some paperwork on her desk and without turning spoke
>”Anonymous have you noticed anything out of the ordinary lately?”
>Immediately your mind is flooded with incidents from just this week alone
>There was when Flurry got abducted by pirates
>Rampaging Flurry with a chainsaw
>Fluttershy getting kidnaped by a Chimaera at a picnic she, Flurry, and you were having
“No”

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:27:10 No.35937924 Report

Quoted By: >>35937926 >>35937933 >>35939777

>>35937923
> Keep it simple, that’ll keep you together
>”Are you sure, nopony acting suspicious or anything?”
“Not that I’ve seen.”
>Cadence eyes you and you begin to sweat
>Finally after what feels like forever she speaks
>”If you say so Anonymous, I’m sorry to have kept you. Please Enjoy your weekend, I’ll see you back on Tuesday.”
>What?
>That actually worked?
>As if on auto-pilot you exit the room and head back to your apartment for the night
>Damn you’re good

>Be Princess Cadenza Mi Amore
>Be rocking Flurry’s crib while thinking about what Anonymous just said
>He hasn’t noticed his growing following?
>Has he not seen how his follower’s gather around his apartment every night and chant?
>Can one stallion be so thick skulled?
>You gaze wanders to a picture of your loving hubby Shining Armor
>You remember how long it took for him to notice your love for him
>but this is different
>The Princesses told you to keep an eye on Anonymous
>To see if he is ready to join the pantheon
>Even your niece Twilight was getting antsy
>In terms of shear mental capacity he rivals Celestia herself
>Power wise, he’s able to keep up with Flurry and not even you could do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:28:11 No.35937926 Report

Quoted By: >>35937933 >>35939777 >>35940445 >>35940536

>>35937924
>There are just a couple of problems
>For one, he seems to either have no knowledge of his following or actively ignores it
>A Princess must treat their followers with the respect and loyalty their followers have for them
>Secondly is his following with the other races
>For the longest time, the other races of Equis remained silent on additions to the pantheon
>But every day you received more and more petitions to have Anonymous sent to his “rightful place” among whatever race the sender was
>Some of them were even written in pencil, meaning they came from the highest authorities in their respective nation
>If Equestria acknowledged Anonymous as belonging to the pantheon the other races might feel as if Anonymous was stolen from them
>You shuddered at the thought
>the name calling would be vicious
>It might even erupt into another pillow war
>You glance back down at the picture of Shinny
>You need to rest, it’s been a long day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:29:14 No.35937933 Report

Quoted By: >>35937939 >>35938004 >>35938385

>>35937922
>>35937923
>>35937924
>>35937926

Nice little one shot, might expand it if I feel motivated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:32:13 No.35937939 Report

Quoted By: >>35938004 >>35940536

>>35937933
It's great so far, please continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 03:50:36 No.35938004 Report

Quoted By: >>35940536

>>35937933
>>35937939
It's some good shit based on some of our ramblings. Damn good shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 05:41:07 No.35938385 Report

Quoted By: >>35940536

>>35937933
bro its fucking majestic

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Fri 02 Oct 2020 07:31:40 No.35938682 Report

Quoted By: >>35938701 >>35939039

>>35919557
I think I should move this story over to FIMfiction, depending on whether or not the site is dead.
What do you guys think? Is their site viable? I already made an account over there, and left some very questionable and stupid comments on terrible stories while I was extremely high.
I also like not having to deal with the character limit, and writing in a traditional paragraph-to-paragraph format is more my forte.
I wouldn't trust their opinions on where to take the story more than by your opinions, because you all are significantly stronger than them and the average /kinder/poster here can easily beat up the average FIMfiction user.
If I did make the move, would it be considered shitting up this lovely thread every time I release a new chapter and post a link?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 07:45:11 No.35938701 Report

Quoted By: >>35938749

>>35938682
Dead? It's the only fanfic site dedicated to MLP. I wouldn't call it dead at all.
I'm fine with either. On the plus side, it'll be easier to keep track of the story updates on fimfic, but the lack of anonymous commenting might result in reduced feedback and engagement from anons.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Fri 02 Oct 2020 08:00:12 No.35938749 Report

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>>35938701
That's why I suggested I bring new uploads of each chapter here to this thread, so that the people who matter the most get first say on what they think and what I should do.
I'm also not too big of a fan of becoming a tripfag, so on FIMfiction you'd have a place where tripcodes don't exist.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Fri 02 Oct 2020 10:27:35 No.35938955 Report

Quoted By: >>35939114 >>35940316

fuck it, shat out 2kish words for a chapter 1 and submitted it to fimfiction let's go boyos, i'll post relevant chapter updates here for you guys since it's a kinderquestria story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 11:25:36 No.35939039 Report

Quoted By: >>35939051

>>35938682
FIMfiction is as dead as /mlp/ is. Plenty of readers still there and plenty of good stories being posted. The really questiob is whether you'd rather have the good, but limited interactions of the general, or the bad, but plentiful interactions of FIMfiction

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Fri 02 Oct 2020 11:33:23 No.35939051 Report

Quoted By:

>>35939039
Why not both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 12:08:42 No.35939114 Report

Quoted By:

>>35938955
Best of luck to you man. I heard it might take a while to have your fic approved for a new author.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 16:36:50 No.35939777 Report

Quoted By: >>35940440

>>35937922
>>35937923
>>35937924
>>35937926
This is a damn good addition, someone ought to bin this or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 16:44:56 No.35939801 Report

Quoted By:

>>35933692
I would kill myself, mind altering stuff sounds horrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 19:15:28 No.35940316 Report

Quoted By:

>>35938955
Cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 20:06:21 No.35940440 Report

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>>35939777
We ought to have more stories of Kinderponies doing odd things but Anon is oblivious because he thinks they're "too childish" for something or just thinks they're being weird because they're Kinderponies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 20:07:24 No.35940445 Report

Quoted By: >>35941671

>>35937926
>>Some of them were even written in pencil, meaning they came from the highest authorities in their respective nation

Inb4 all of Equis realizes that Anon can write in Pencil AND Pen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 20:33:34 No.35940536 Report

Quoted By: >>35940539 >>35940555

>>35937926
>>35937939
>>35938004
>>35938385

You faggots wanted more so here it comes
Eldritch Anon part two Electric Boogaloo

>Be Anon, chilling in Casa de Anon
>It’s been a week so you’re treating yourself
>Apple Cider, cause it’s the closest shit to alcohol they got in this kiddy place
>You take a swig, its tart and has a slight aftertaste
>Not as good as the shit from Sweet Apple Acers, but you aren’t paying the inflated import tax on that.
>One thing you miss about home is the ways to distract yourself after a long day at work
>Maybe you should go for a walk
>Nah, Cadence was worrying about suspicious ponies so you should probably play it safe
>Then again the meanest thing you’ve encountered, outside your escapades with Flurry, was a mare who tried to cuddle you without asking
>Your thoughts are interrupted by a knock on your door
>Opening it you see one of your neighbors
>A crystal pony named Brilliant Gleam
>The naming conventions of this place were hard to get used to
“Hey Gleam, your faucet leaking again?’
>About a week after you moved here you became the go to handyman when you showed everyone you knew how to unclog a toilet
>She shakes her head
>”N-no not this time.”
>Is she blushing, it’s hard to tell with how translucent crystal ponies are
>There’s an awkward scilence for a couple of seconds
“So… what brings you to my doorstep then?’
>”Oh, right.”
>Okay now she is definitely blushing
>You swear one of these days you’ll die of a heart attack
>Brilliant Gleam pulls out what looks to be a letter
>”This came for you just now.”
>taking the letter away you look for the sender’s address
>Huh that’s strange, no sender
>you look up to try and ask Brilliant who the sender was, but by then she’s already gone
“Whelp little letter, looks like it’s just you and me.”
>Sighing, you head back inside to read the letter
>Opening it you’re not greeted by pony anthrax and instead a card
>A Father’s day card

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 20:34:36 No.35940539 Report

Quoted By: >>35940545 >>35940555

>>35940536
>There aren’t any signatures on it so you can’t figure out who sent the card still
>Is it Father’s day today?
>You go check the calendar to check and sure enough the day is marked with a pre-highlighted holiday marker
>You aren’t actually a father but you might as well be considering how childish these ponies are
>seriously you said hell once and half of Ponyville gasped
>the other half fainted
>you pin the card to your fridge and decide to continue with your nighttime walk idea

>Be Brilliant Gleam, high priestess of the cult of Dadnonymous Crystal Empire branch
>You are over the moon
>The All Father accepted your offering of thanks
>You can only hope that it ends up on the sacred alter known only as “The Fridge”
>You must let the followers know
>The Ceremony will proceed with the All Fathers blessing
>The time is right
>You exit your apartment

>Be Anonymous about 2 hours later sitting in the park
>It may be night, but with how clear the sky is, the moon provides enough light to see
>With nothing but the crisp night air to distract you, you begin to think
>Why is everything here so kid friendly?
>No booze, no sharp corners, nothing
>Violence is extremely tame here and a scrape larger than your pinky nail is considered a life threatening injury
>Was it always like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 20:35:40 No.35940545 Report

Quoted By: >>35940549 >>35940555

>>35940539
>Do you even want to know?
>If anyone were to know it’d be one of the Princesses
>When you first arrived here and noticed the Kindergarten mindset you asked Celestia that same question
>She just looked at you like she was rebooting and then moved on
>Didn’t even acknowledge your question
>Something’s up here but you’re not quite sure what
>You’re interrupted from your inner monologue by the smell of something burning
>You panic for a second looking around before seeing some ponies sitting on logs roasting marshmallows
>you should probably head over there
>They’ll need adult supervision
>how’d they even start a fire?
>Getting closer you notice some familiar faces
>There are some of your neighbors, including Brilliant
>There’s the Baker across the street from the castle
>Are they singing Kumbayah? Or the pony equivalent at least
>this is gonna be interesting

>Be High Priestess Brilliant Gleam
>The ceremony is in full swing
>The sacred chants are reaching their peak
>The flames are roasting the sacrifices nicely
> When disaster strikes
>Brother Knead strayed too close to the sacred pyre and has his hoof engulfed in flame
>He wails in pain but none of the other followers intervene, lest they themselves be engulfed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 20:36:42 No.35940549 Report

Quoted By: >>35940555 >>35941607

>>35940545
>When suddenly, as if by miracle, All Father Anonymous himself descends on brother Knead and extinguishes the fire with one simple kiss
>You address the followers
>”Truly this day is blessed; the All Father himself has descended from his lair to save brother Knead from his own demise.”
>Cheers ring out from the followers as Anonymous gives a nod and sits
>He is here to moderate the ceremony obviously
>We must offer him a sacrifice

>Be Anonymous
>The Baker Knead Love had a little singe on his hoof from accidently sticking it in the campfire
>You kissed it to ease him and pet his back to calm his crying
>” *sniff* th-thank you Anon, it r-really hurt.”
>Ugh your one weakness, sad ponies
“Hey it’s alright Knead, just trying to help.”
>How could crystal even get singed?
>Petting Knead let you know the crystal they’re made of is really strong
>Before you can continue down this line of thinking Brilliant walks up to you and offers you a smore
“Aw thanks Brilliant that’s very kind of you”
>You take the smore from her and begin to munch down
>It’s loaded with sugar, like everything else here, but it’s good
>”You’re welcome Anon, anything for a friend.”
>Brilliant beams a smile at you
>You pass the rest of the night singing campfire songs with the Ponies before bidding them goodnight
>Taking a walk was your best decision yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 20:38:15 No.35940555 Report

Quoted By: >>35940888 >>35941410 >>35941607 >>35941965 >>35942560 >>35944064

>>35940536
>>35940539
>>35940545
>>35940549

There second part done, will there be a third?
Probably but for now stay safe, and if anyone wants to bin this be my guest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 02 Oct 2020 22:20:51 No.35940888 Report

Quoted By: >>35944064

>>35940555
Good shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 01:15:27 No.35941410 Report

Quoted By: >>35944064

>>35940555
More. We're waiting in anticipation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 02:07:12 No.35941607 Report

Quoted By:

>>35940549
>>35940555
So cute Anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 02:23:50 No.35941671 Report

Quoted By: >>35943755

>>35940445
He can even do a bit of cursive, too. Of course, this further cemented the little poners' believe that he should be included in the alicorn pantheon

localdurn/k/anon

localdurn/k/anon Sat 03 Oct 2020 03:47:53 No.35941965 Report

Quoted By: >>35944064

>>35940555
nigga this is some fucking good shit, but only continue if you truly have inspiration for it.

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Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 07:44:22 No.35942560 Report

Quoted By: >>35944064

>>35940555

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 14:47:51 No.35943291 Report

Quoted By: >>35943688

>10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 17:03:01 No.35943688 Report

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>>35943291

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 17:33:21 No.35943755 Report

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>>35941671
>Cursive might as well be an Ancient Text or a thing in a Forbidden Tome.
>So when Anon not only gets a PEN and then signs his name in CURSIVE for an important document of sorts, there's going to be one hell of a quiet panic going on in whatever building Anon went into.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 18:17:29 No.35943871 Report

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poners find a chinese finger trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 19:14:51 No.35944064 Report

Quoted By: >>35944066 >>35944079

>>35940555
>>35940888
>>35941410
>>35941965
>>35942560

Eldritch Anon Part 3 coming at you

>Be Cadence waking up the next day
>Today you must report to Celestia on whether Anonymous is right to join the pantheon
>Celestia herself is arriving in order to hear you reasoning
>You’ve prepared as much as you could but it’s not enough
>You remember what happened when the last acolyte to ascend wasn’t ready
>Poor Sunset
>But Anonymous isn’t an acolyte, he’s…
>Frankly you aren’t sure what he is
>He seems to not follow any of the rules
>No matter how much harm comes to him, he never seems to notice
>He seems to be able to keep up with Celestia mentally, if not surpass her in some areas
>Areas such warfare, logic puzzles and many more
>Is he… something more?
>Before you can continue down this line of thought a knock shakes you back to reality
“C-come in”
>The door swings open to reveal
>CELESTIA?
“P-p-princess, how nice of you to drop by, I-I-I was just preparing…”
>”Silence”
>you immediately snap your mouth shut
>”Follow me”
>Without another word she turns and walks away
>You know better than to keep the princess waiting so you levitate only the most important documents and follow
>Harmony protect you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 19:15:54 No.35944066 Report

Quoted By: >>35944069 >>35944079

>>35944064
>Be Anon, waking up around midday
>Hey it’s your day off; you can wake up when you wanna
>Pour yourself a big bowl of frosted Luna-O’s
>You’re 99% certain its pure sugar but damn if it doesn’t taste good
>As you munch you begin to recall last night
>Man that was a fun campfire party
>You were surprised that many ponies could stay up that late
>Most were clocked out at 9pm exactly
>Some of the “late night” establishment such as taverns stayed open until about 10pm and even then pony’s eyes were drooping
>That bonfire party lasted until midnight at least
>You had more s’mores and cider that night than any other time in your life
>Still why didn’t Brilliant tell you about that party last night when she delivered your card?
>She didn’t even tell you she was going
>From your, admittedly limited, experience parties like that were a whole town kind of deal
>Maybe the crystal ponies were just warry of you
>After all they lived up here with a tyrant for centuries
>At least what this world considered a tyrant
>Still living in fear tends to make people distrust outsiders
>You finish your cereal and go to put your dishes away
>After that you go to check your mail
>Down in the lobby there isn’t a soul to be seen
>Not even the receptionist is behind her desk
>You check your mail to see a copy of the newspaper and some miscellaneous letters
>Unfurling the paper you see the front page headline
>”PRINCESSES CELESTIA AND LUNA TO VISIT CRYSTAL EMPIRE TODAY”
>Huh so the princesses are visiting, maybe you should go say hi
>After all, it’s been some time since you saw them in person
>Just because it’s your day off doesn’t mean you can’t visit the castle
>And with that you head out to the castle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 19:16:59 No.35944069 Report

Quoted By: >>35944073 >>35944079

>>35944066
>Be Brilliant Gleam, waking up with a splitting headache
>The fog of your mind begins to fade as the events of last night’s ritual begins to come back to you
>The chants, the sacrifices, brother Knead nearly dying, then…
>Then your lord came and saved him
>Truly he is the most benevolent of deities
>But the past is the past, and you must prepare for more ceremonies
>With the new chants passed down from your lord, the next gathering shall be even better
>But that can wait too, for you must resume your civilian life until next you meet
>For now you are no longer Brilliant Gleam the High Priestess
>No, now as you slip back into the hum drum of civility, you are Brilliant Gleam the Royal Guardsmare
>And on this shift, you are faced with both a blessing, and a curse
>For you and your squad are to look after Flurry Heart
>Anonymous give you the strength to look after his chosen disciple
>It’s going to be a long day

>Be Cadence
>Be currently sweating your cutie mark off
>Not only is Celestia here to judge your assessment, but her sister Luna is here too
>Should they be displeased with your findings you could very well face banishment… or worse
>Celestia and Luna were currently pouring over the folder of notes and letters you had compiled on Anonymous
>They hadn’t yet asked any questions of you but that made you all the more anxious
>Finally after what felt like ages the silence was broken
>”Hmm, quite remarkable don’t you think sister.”
>”INDEED ANONYMOUS SHOWS MUCH PROMISE”
>Oh thank Harmony
>”But…”
>oh no
>”… there is a problem with his… popularity… with the other races”
>”AN ASTUTE OBSERVATION SISTER DEAR, BUT HOWEVER SHALL WE REMEDY THIS SITUATION.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 19:18:00 No.35944073 Report

Quoted By: >>35944079

>>35944069
>”Well why don’t we pose this conundrum to our gracious host”
>Both princesses turned their heads towards you with a look that can only be considered malevolent
“O-of course.”
>You swallow saliva nervously and continue
“P-perhaps we could… discus with the other races about how to handle his ascension?”
>you tried to phrase it like a statement but your voice betrayed you
>They both stare at you for a minute
>”An excellent idea, don’t you think Luna?”
>”I DO SISTER, TRULY REMARKABLE.”
>Wait what?
>”After all most of these races seem extremely serious about making their case, why don’t we hear them out.”
>Is… is this actually working? Are you actually not gonna get thrown into Tartarus?
>”And who better to put this plan into action than the mare who suggested it.”
>Oh sweet Harmony
>So that’s their plan
“Of course Celestia, I would be honored”
>You bow as it’s the only thing you can do
>Suddenly a knock at the door draws all of your attentions
>”You may enter”
>A guardpony pokes their head from behind the door
>”Sorry to interrupt your highnesses, but Anonymous is here to see you.”
>”Ah wonderful, please send him in.”
>Oh merciful Harmony this day just keeps getting better and better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 19:19:29 No.35944079 Report

Quoted By: >>35944152 >>35944370 >>35945931

>>35944064
>>35944066
>>35944069
>>35944073

This'll probably be the last update for this thread. I'll be working on more so see yall in the next thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 19:41:03 No.35944152 Report

Quoted By: >>35944270 >>35944373

>>35944079
Story good. Need more.

I hate to think of what it would mean if you don't want to post until the next thread, considering that this thread has at least a full week or more until it's finished, based on current posting rates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 20:12:16 No.35944270 Report

Quoted By: >>35944373

>>35944152
I feel like every time I write, I just write less and less. Taking a break should get me back in the groove, thanks for your concern though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 20:43:45 No.35944370 Report

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>>35944079
This is GREAT. I love how you've taken elements from what I and a few others have rambled about and turned it into something actually interesting to read about. Damn good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 20:44:48 No.35944373 Report

Quoted By: >>35944592

>>35944152
>>35944270
TIME FOR US TO POST LIKE GOD DAMN MAD TO REACH THE FRESH BREAD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 21:27:04 No.35944592 Report

Quoted By:

>>35944373
>"TIME TO POST LIKE GOD DAMN MAD"
I think I heard the crickets chirp with how many minutes have passed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Oct 2020 23:53:24 No.35945398 Report

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Boop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 02:24:35 No.35945931 Report

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>>35944079
good shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 04:36:28 No.35946242 Report

Quoted By: >>35946280 >>35946297 >>35946374

I've been reading some of the Kinderquestria stories in the pastebins and have had a thought on the idea. A two part thought on the implications and comparison on Kinderquestria mind and human mind. I just wanted to know how you all feel exploring these ideas.

1)With how pure and innocent Kinder ponies are it kinda makes me think of how Man was meant to be (in some interpretations) before original sin in the book of Genesis. What does the "Knowledge of Good and Evil" really mean in comparison between ponies and humans. A more theological philosophy view on Kinderponies.

2)Now a more psychology view with a touch of cosmic horror. Would ponies view man like how man views Old Ones in Lovecraft's works. Along the vein of non-understandable alien motives and means that they can't comprehend?

I don't know about writing stories for it on here yet. I don't know about taking it too far to take away from the wholesomeness of the original Kinderquestria prompts or having it divulge into "huemenz are evul" kind of plots. Just more of a compare/contrast thought.

Is this at all interesting or just some late night rambling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 04:56:29 No.35946280 Report

Quoted By: >>35946421

>>35946242
Shit anon, now you got me thinking about a religious interpretation of kinder, like anon unintentionaly being the metaphorical snake in the garden of eden
As for the second point eldritch anon has always kind of been an unofficial part of kinderquestria

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 05:12:28 No.35946297 Report

Quoted By: >>35946421

>>35946242
All of it is interesting and you should write like hell about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 05:49:05 No.35946374 Report

Quoted By: >>35946385 >>35946421

>>35946242
I've been considering writing something based around the song "Lucifer" by Leslie Fish but could never find a good way to do it...plus I've got college work out the ass and it'd be just another story on the stack I've got half finished. I think its interesting and if done well it could be funny, feelsy or damn near anything else you might want. My only advice would be that you can avoid making it too "adult" just by focusing in on the very fact that it isn't. For example: that greentext wherein Anon educates Twilight on the idea of a friendly insult; the core idea would work even for a kinder story; another is that story wherein Anon teaches Princess Celestia to lie at one point.

For an actual practical example, consider the following prompt / low-detail greentexts (I'd expand these into actual stories but I've got studying to do and shit, so I really shouldn't, if no one else does I'll add them to my pile and get round to it sometime in 2021).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 05:52:08 No.35946385 Report

Quoted By: >>35947954

>>35946374
>Autumn comes round in horse world and Anon takes part in the Running of the Leaves, he experiences a "Runner's High"
>Horses react to Anon becoming really happy because of pain, dealing with Anon having sprained an ankle early on
>Probably add in something about Anon having to prevent Rainbow Dash from trying to achieve the same experience
>Either that or helping her to achieve it, encouraging and pushing her on to finally experiencing it herself
>Maybe even having other horses try to get her to stop hanging out with Anon because of her "changing"?

>Anon explaining human phrases / cultural ideas
>Suitably horrified horse reactions to phrases
>Probably follow up with being sent to horse-jail
>Something something cognitohazard so maybe SCPony?

>Anon having a kinder "life partner" and having to coax them into relationship stuff
>Not that they don't want to, they just find it "icky" and need convincing
>Its a "Your GF is very conservative but cute" kinda feel
>Probably also include some reactions from friends of the horse
>Maybe even include some stuff of Anon making them more mature in non-relationship ways
>E,g he gets them to enjoy unsweetened tea or teaches them some math or such
>Broadly this latter stuff is to show the passive benefit and effect of Anon

I'd post / think up more but these are enough for now and I've a test on Tuesday and another two on Thursday, once those are past I'll see if I feel up to writing any of these / my current WiP shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 06:07:41 No.35946421 Report

Quoted By:

>>35946280
>>35946297
I'm glad there is a bit of interest in it.
I only work really so I got some time to sit down a write a bit.

I like the "unintentional snake in the garden" idea plus Ill try what >>35946374 said about not making it too "adult".

I'll try to attempt a one shot sometime this week after work and see where we go from there.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 09:57:47 No.35946805 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 14:41:05 No.35947277 Report

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poner neigh

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Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 17:46:06 No.35947919 Report

Quoted By: >>35947949

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 17:56:23 No.35947949 Report

Quoted By: >>35948148

>>35947919
>Lightening strikes as Anon says one of the dreaded Curse Words.
>...but that does not matter because the pony is focusing on the BATH.
>"NO!"
"TAKE YA FUCKIN' BATH!"
>Lightening strikes again, the Forbidden Words bringing havoc.
>...but the little pone's will is strong.
>"NUUUUU-"
"GOD DAMN-REEEEEEE"
>Heavens know how the city even survived.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 17:57:28 No.35947954 Report

Quoted By: >>35948148

>>35946385
>"No Anon! It's icky!"
"But your brother and his wife kiss all the time! You didn't seem to have a problem with that Twilighr!"
>"Yeah, but they're married! If I kissed you outside of marriage I could get...cooties!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 19:20:35 No.35948148 Report

Quoted By:

>>35947949
>>35947954
Cute shit.

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Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 22:23:31 No.35948883 Report

Quoted By: >>35948891 >>35948912 >>35949089

imagine superfloofy kinder poners

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 22:25:51 No.35948891 Report

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>>35948883
>imagine superfloofy kinder poners

I'd rather not imagine the absolutely disgusting filth that such a fluffmonster would have buried under their coats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 22:34:03 No.35948912 Report

Quoted By: >>35948967 >>35949210

>>35948883
That's dangerously close to fluffyponies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 22:47:02 No.35948967 Report

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>>35948912
Oh god, FluffyPonies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 23:21:32 No.35949089 Report

Quoted By: >>35949254 >>35949460

>>35948883
>During Winter, pones grow a winter coat
>With thicc and soft fur, they become even more huggable
>Kinderponies have to deal with Anon cuddle raping them as he can't stop hugging, snuggling, and cuddling these warm and soft horses during the biting cold of winter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Oct 2020 23:53:55 No.35949210 Report

Quoted By: >>35949607 >>35950658

>>35948912
>W-wait, it's all secretly Fluffy Ponies?
>Always has been.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 00:09:15 No.35949254 Report

Quoted By: >>35949460

>>35949089
>"Anon you are charged with 17 separate accounts of snuggling without consent, how do you plead"
"Not guilty your honor"
>"Anon you are literally snuggling the prosecutor right now"
"So this is seperate from my charges, and has nothing to do with the current case"
>Judge pony sighs
>Anon's lawyer is reconsidering their career choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 01:22:20 No.35949460 Report

Quoted By:

>>35949089
>>35949254
>Ponies will either need to form a thicker skin or get Anon in jail faster.
>...the second is easiest and they try for the good ol' Moon Jail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 02:18:02 No.35949607 Report

Quoted By: >>35949900 >>35950658

>>35949210
>Shot with nerf gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 03:58:54 No.35949900 Report

Quoted By: >>35950050 >>35950107

>>35949607
>tfw nerf guns are considered high tech weapons of war
>tfw Anon comes to Equestria with a full arsenal of nerf weaponry
>Pistols, rifles, even a chaingun. All using standard foam darts
>tfw Anon goes unintentionally skyrockets Equestria's war technology by centuries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 04:49:18 No.35950050 Report

Quoted By:

>>35949900
So what do we get then, Big Boss Anon? Hmmm....maybe that could work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 05:05:16 No.35950107 Report

Quoted By: >>35950180

>>35949900
>Anon travels to "events" all over the world to play nerf war
>Become known as the legendary mercenary

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 05:24:50 No.35950180 Report

Quoted By: >>35950262

>>35950107
>Metal Gear is just some construct made out of cardboard
>It's capable of launching the most feared weapon on all of Equus...
>THE WATER BALLOON!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 06:05:13 No.35950262 Report

Quoted By: >>35950269 >>35950309

>>35950180
Water balloons are used extensively these days. You need to use something ponies absolutely dread. Unexpected 60 gram mortar shell fireworks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 06:11:08 No.35950269 Report

Quoted By: >>35950309 >>35952323 >>35952865

>>35950262
Yeah roman candles seem more fitting for the indiscriminate weapon of mass destruction.
Poor pony Otacon being tricked into building a stabilizer for such weapons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 06:34:25 No.35950309 Report

Quoted By: >>35950339

>>35950262
>>35950269
>Anything with fire.
Don't be silly. they can't use any of that without supervision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 06:48:39 No.35950339 Report

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>>35950309
Why do you think they're disarming their strategic roman candle reserves? Mutually Assured Booboos is a failed and unethical policy.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 07:50:58 No.35950443 Report

Quoted By: >>35950623 >>35951726

>Their bravest solders use to carry boxes of Snaps to throw at the enemy, until they were outlawed by the equestrian Geneva convention. Since they would leave the battle field littered with paper and unpoped ordnance waiting to explode under an unwary hoof.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 10:27:57 No.35950623 Report

Quoted By: >>35951200 >>35951794

>>35950443
>Be Cherry Picker, fixing the plumbing system for Mister
>After fixing the faucet you get pat on the head with his hoo'man fingers
>But it didn't come yet, so you searched for him inside his house
>Tiptoeing- you find him facing away and sitting
>With a mewl of surprise he surprised you instead by being quick
>Something pointy is irritating you make though
>"Sorry, Cherry..."
>He retracted his hand and keeps fiddling with his fingers
>Maybe he's upset that you interrupted him
"nono- it's ok I didn't know humans sleeps on chairs! In fact I should be the one to be sorry"
>Through his grey beard, you can see his mouth smiling
>Wow! Mister smiled for the second time this week!
>Maybe he even made a bunch of friends
>What a time to be alive
...
>Be Vadim, pondering, flicking your Red; a AK blade that is meant for a bayonet
>You you prophesize that your life will end in the fields of Afghanistan
>But is rescued by supernatural, a spell went awry?
>Memories are a curse, how can you live without remembering pain
>But now the nightmares tendrilled you again, worse
>These ponies are a joyous ones- children to be honest. But you care for them
>It's hard to dream it when the warden of night even refuses to acknowledge-
"MOW!"
>You slash at the noise
>Only to find Cherry the Picker
>Your knuckle turned white as you loosen grip of the knife
>... Mortified you-
"nono- it's ok I didn't know humans sleeps on chairs! In fact I should be the one to be sorry"
>Heh...such a wondrous pony; all of them
>Patting her head, you didn't realize that your lips curled up; smiling

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 11:02:48 No.35950658 Report

Quoted By:

>>35949210
>>35949607
kek

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Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 16:11:38 No.35951200 Report

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>>35950623
The text is about as Russian and jumbled as it's main character.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 18:30:51 No.35951726 Report

Quoted By:

>>35950443
Oh yeah, I forgot those were a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 18:47:19 No.35951794 Report

Quoted By:

>>35950623
I don't know why, but the very poor English makes this story so much better

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 19:43:42 No.35952016 Report

Quoted By: >>35952862

>Anon going all Ainz Ooal Gown on Kinderponies
>Toned down obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 21:11:44 No.35952323 Report

Quoted By: >>35952865

>>35950269
>Kinder-Shagohod is just a giant cardboard box with a huge Roman Candle crudely taped on.
>The "driver" just scoots it around where it needs to be
>Kinder-Peace Walker actually has cardboard legs and can walk
>also controlled by a golem core based around whoever Kinder-The Boss is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 23:38:02 No.35952862 Report

Quoted By: >>35953134

>>35952016
>>Toned down, obviously.
>Ponies keep misunderstanding Anon's intentions as he goes about doing his business and adventurer.
>Some close to him believe he wishes to rule the world!
>Others just hope he's a high ranked adventurer/merchant and leave it at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Oct 2020 23:39:04 No.35952865 Report

Quoted By:

>>35950269
>>35952323
"METAL GEAR"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:16:40 No.35953134 Report

Quoted By: >>35953183

>>35952862
>His favorite game spat him out into his world.
>..just not the world he was expecting for some guy in a guild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:30:34 No.35953183 Report

Quoted By: >>35953186

>>35953134
>Anon finds a spear!
>After testing it on a villain pony, finds out two things
>A, it's plastic
>And B, that he just committed a crime, several infact
>Both breaking hero and villain rules, as well as intentionally giving somepony a boo-boo
>Instead of being celebrated or rewarded, Anon is dragged off to jail while a mob of ponies try to comfort the surrounding villain

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 01:31:37 No.35953186 Report

Quoted By: >>35953678

>>35953183
*>try to comfort the crying villain
idk how I made that mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 03:50:43 No.35953678 Report

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>>35953186
fucking kek

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 06:53:38 No.35954242 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 09:14:03 No.35954502 Report

Quoted By: >>35955244 >>35956248

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 14:44:11 No.35955018 Report

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"Hey Twilight, did you know there's a skeleton inside you RIGHT NOW?"
>"W-what!? Why didn't you tell me sooner!?"
>Then they all went on a big adventure to save Twilight from the skeleton inside her, only to all realize that the real skeletons were the friends they made along the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 16:00:55 No.35955244 Report

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>>35954502
That's littering, not loitering, Panko.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:10:32 No.35956248 Report

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>>35954502
silly penko plew

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:23:52 No.35956298 Report

Quoted By: >>35956299

>You are now Princess Ano-
>SIKE.
>You’re Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Princess of Love!
>You are a very good pony, and you happen to love your aunties VERY MUCH.
>Very, very much.
>Your precious Husband is currently out with the baby which means, you can finally get back to work.
>As you said earlier, you love your aunties.
>You are also the Princess of Love, as again, stated earlier.
>Your job is to help give ponies a little extra push when they belong together.
>You've elected as such, to make Princess Anon become Celestia's official coltfriend. He could also be Lunas. Both could be acceptable potentially.
>....Probably just the one for ethical reasons...
>Or both you're having trouble deciding, what you're certain of however is that they need to be together.
>You hadn’t been sure at first, you can’t lie and say you had been.
>But goodness gracious after that terrible incident with..the forbidden sandwich...
>You'd came out later concerned. Poor Anon’s whole night ruined so bad he said a naughty word. Right in front of everyp0ny!
>Your aunties had been there before you could try to help him recover from the traumatic event! Celestia had wiped down his shirt so gentle with her napkin to try and get the stain out…
>The way Luna laughed, antagonising in such a delicate way, Princess Anon laughing back...
>Your face had been so hot, hardly had time to think about it when you fled the scene.
>Haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since then.
>You may or may not fantasize about it a little.

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:24:52 No.35956299 Report

Quoted By: >>35956305

>>35956298
>Poor..poor vulnerable Anon...so in need...with only your Aunties..
>You imagine he cried before you saw him. You know your precious Shiny would have cried if he had mustard spilled all over his best armor.
>your mind goes from your Husband to Anon in rapid fire. In your minds eye you see it perfect. His cheeks tear stained, your aunties telling him it’s ok, you..
>Oh. Your wings are throbbing, appears you got a bit too into your comfort fantasy for Princess Anon.
>You take a deep breath and regain your composure. you can only become so erect before your feathers begin getting too ruffled and have to ask Aunties for a spa trip.
>Push down your Wings.
>Anon and aunties need to be together.
>You stare at the hidden board you’ve pulled out for your Top Secret Princess Duties.
>Board goes through changes based on need and situation. This week it has pictures of Anon, and your aunties, you paid a photographer a lot of hush hush bits to get these.
>Photos have hearts drawn around them.
>Written beneath in pink Equestrian script cursive is today's plan; Observe and Document.
>It’s perfect!
>You grab your nicest saddle bag, the one you decorated with your favourite stickers. Tuck away some Binoculars, your diary/notebook and a pencil.
>The dark work begins.
---

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:25:55 No.35956305 Report

Quoted By: >>35956312

>>35956299
>Innacastle
>Thinking about it you really wish you had taken some of your pink sparkly gel pens with you instead of the pencil, you guess you could always write over all the pencil with a gel pen later but it would have been more fun to have it now.
>Sigh, life is hard as a Princess but you must put up with it. If not you, who? Nop0ny that’s who.
>”And so you see if we raise taxes by five percent on the top sugar production facilities and…”
>Look at those adorable little hands, Stallions sure do love to be creative when they speak don’t they? You watch entranced as he uses his hands to point at his own special princess board with financial statistics and other large p0ny words you don’t understand yet.
>It’s adorable, if anyone were to hurt Princess Anon you think you’d put them straight into tartarus. Which truth be told does make you feel a little guilty but…
>You aren’t getting enough of your own information here, watching him talk with celestia and some financial dignitaries (who have less of an idea what he’s talking about than you do.)
>Not only that but..
>Shudder.
>There is a world inside of Anon’s pain and you need to go there.

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:27:00 No.35956312 Report

Quoted By: >>35956319

>>35956305
>You nose your head into your saddle bags, admiring your stickers ( Notable ones being from your favourite Marega’s such as Fruits feed bag, Ouran Maid club) pulling out a small bag.
>Shiny’s marbles! You eye over his glassy blue balls inside the bag, you’d have to make sure you didn’t lose any of these-shiny isn’t as into figurines as you are but he likes having his marbles to bounce around.
>Boy Shiny loves playing with his little balls, what you wouldn’t do for your cute husband.
>”And I know that you’re all concerned about chemicals being put into the water but let me assure you that..”
>Your magic envelopes the glass balls and slowly you watch them levitate from the bag, the distance at which you are from the main ‘auditorium’ as auntie Luna called it allows for enough room so you aren’t seen.
>Proceed to scatter them across the floor as quietly as possible in front of Princesses and dignitaries, all while remaining undercover somehow.
>Now you just..needed to wait for..Anon to move..
>”With a fiscal upward towards a 55.8 percentile you can see easily where Equestrian financials are ..”
>This may take a while.
---

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:28:09 No.35956319 Report

Quoted By: >>35956333

>>35956312
>You are now HONORARY Princess Twilight.
>You were having the most wonderful dream, you’d been surrounded by an endless stack of thick..
>JUICY hayburgers. The grease of them had satisfied you into a food induced coma but still, you ate without a wicked tummy ache.
>And then Anon showed up!
>Ruined your whole darn dream-your cardboard wings got pulled off just like they did in real life and everyp0ny laughed!
>As if that hadn’t been enough, when you woke up you’d learned from a royal guard you were missing the big princess meeting!
>Princess Celestia was there! And Anon didn’t even wake you up!
>You can’t even escape Anon in your dreams, but that means you think, that Anon also can’t escape you in his um..life.
>Argh. Stupid Princess Anonymous, if he were here he’d have given you some cooler big pony words off the cuff. Whatever! Before your brain could catch up with your legs earlier, your body had already started running in the direction of the royal court.
>You’d show Anon you’re just as much a Princess as him!
---

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:29:44 No.35956333 Report

Quoted By: >>35956344

>>35956319
>You are now Princess Anon. Official friendship Princess, for some unholy reason. You assume it’s because you’re one of three total people, of which one is you, who knows more than basic math.
>Twilight’s getting there um..slowly.
>Last seen passed out in the library on top of a book written years ago on p0ny math.
>You know this, because you found her on your morning stroll in the Royal Library. Left her some blankets too. She’s gonna think they’re from the sisters, you’re ok with that as long as she keeps warm.
>You will never forget what she did to that poor fucking p0ny who ran the convenience store.
>Shudder.
>Shitlight will at least remain an honorary princess, even if she can’t multiply for fucking beans.
>And also should be kept away from the beans if innocent store clerks have anything to say about it.
>Are you smarter than a fifth grader? If you’re a pony, fuck no.
>Which loops back around to today's official Princess business.
>”I will have you know my father and my father's father and my father’s dog were raised on the Equestrian cake standard!” a handlebar mustache’d p0ny screams back at you “We got bits and we got cake!”
“Sir, please, if we removed the cake backing to the official Bit currency and placed it into another metal reserve it would make currency much more stable. Just take a look at the graph and you’ll see bronze and silver would..”
>”Neener neener neener hydra wieners!” the regal p0ny who had been sitting with him, a delightful thin and tall mare almost looking as dignified as the princess celestia shrunk visibly in her seat next to him.
”Please don’t swear in the court sir...” everything in your brain screams at you reminding what a real swear word is. What you wouldn’t give to say the word cunt, piss guzzler, floppy dicked dolphin fucker, barbara streisand.
>But you’d blast a hole through the wall if you did, especially with the last one.

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:31:47 No.35956344 Report

Quoted By: >>35956350

>>35956333
>”No! I don’t want to! I’m upset with the government and I only know how to yell!” he yells, stomping his hoof. You look over to Princess Celestia behind you, who gives a knowing smile and a nod.
>”Mister Fancypants, please understand if you do not calm down you will have to be put in the court corner until juice box time.”
>”But that..that’s not fair!”
>”Neither is making the court upset with blue language, is it?” She’d raised an eyebrow as she leaned forward in her seat, punctuating her point.
>Fancypants stares with a mouth agape for some time, before looking down and kicking his hoove at the ground. :
>”Yes Princess..”
>Celestia gives you a casual nod and an even bigger shit eating smirk as she leans back into her seat again. Stupid smug sun horse.
>You sigh, pointing back to the chart and getting ready to speak again until, the doors of the royal court open in one single flash of purple light to show an awkwardly running purple unicorn.
>The one and only Honorary Princess Twilight Sparkle, you knew this was bad somehow but not because of the rude interruption. Most of them (p0ny folk that is) did something similar at least once during the day.
>”Puh..” she wheezes out in a loud yelp “Princess! I’m here Princess I can help now! It’s me! Twilight Sparkle, here! To help!” the words echo throughout the hall and you’re certain Celestia herself is blushing at the embarrassing display.
>Somewhere you hear a little ‘oh no..’ ring out in the distance.
>Twilight is all smiles, covered in sweat, looking pleased as punch right up until she steps on a blue marble sitting in the middle of the floor. Then another and more, marbles cascading from under her she propelled chaotically forward into the crowd of p0nies who all began screaming in abject terror as the little purple hiroshima came to them relentlessly.
>Ask not for whom the Twilight tolls, she tolls for thee.

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:32:48 No.35956350 Report

Quoted By: >>35956367 >>35956397 >>35956401 >>35956402 >>35956517 >>35958365

>>35956344
>No god smiles upon Equestria today as the first to get up and attempt to flee the terror is Fancypants who begins slipping on marbles, taking his wife with him as the slide and crash to the ground, an obstacle which upon Twilight’s hitting sends her flying into the air.
>P0nies from below looked down in terror getting ready to scatter but proving too slow, as the rest of the crowd got up and began attempting to flee in different directions. Twilight unmercifully lands on a group of three p0nies, farting rhythmically in the process.
>P0nies under her begin crying, which causes p0nies around the crowd to begin crying in confusion and terror. Barons and bankers and concerned citizens alike all tripped over marbles, sliding into different areas thumping into both walls and themselves. The lucky ones only fell to the floor.
>Celestia calls for the royal guards to intervene, among them watching today includes your bro shining armor, but attempts to interact with the crowd only lead to more bumper p0nies.
>You cover up your face in exhaustion, the gentle clip clop of hooves as Celestia comes behind you. Feeling her wap a large white wing around her, you sigh heavily.
>These fucking horses, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:37:17 No.35956367 Report

Quoted By:

>>35956350
Good work Anon.

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:43:00 No.35956397 Report

Quoted By: >>35956401

>>35956350
This will make a fine addition to our collection...

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:44:10 No.35956401 Report

Quoted By: >>35956442

>>35956350
>>35956397
Also, can I get a pastebin that I can link this to in the green list?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:45:01 No.35956402 Report

Quoted By:

>>35956350

GoodbyeHorses

GoodbyeHorses Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:53:52 No.35956442 Report

Quoted By: >>35956448 >>35956458

>>35956401
:o) https://pastebin.com/eqyEM9Lt

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:55:15 No.35956448 Report

Quoted By:

>>35956442
Based, and thank you.

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA

Anonistrator !!E8/eD+Gf8uA Tue 06 Oct 2020 20:58:26 No.35956458 Report

Quoted By:

>>35956442
Also, I just saw that this is part 3 of 3, so I'll be adding the other two greens to the list as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 21:13:23 No.35956517 Report

Quoted By: >>35956532

>>35956350
this is good shit but have you posted this before? I could have sworn i've seen this exact green before, if not just tell me im retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 21:15:54 No.35956532 Report

Quoted By: >>35956854

>>35956517
I think someone made a picture that's kinda like this scenario, but the joke was that the princesses were more preoccupied with being excited about an upcoming festival rather than Anon's graphs and charts. I that that's what GoodbyeHorse based this green on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Oct 2020 22:37:43 No.35956854 Report

Quoted By: >>35957312

>>35956532
https://derpibooru.org/1548665

I think this is what you're referring to. Too bad it never got finished.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 00:23:51 No.35957312 Report

Quoted By:

>>35956854
>unfinished

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 07 Oct 2020 00:39:21 No.35957384 Report

Quoted By: >>35957413 >>35958516

when i catch up to where i stopped in the greentext, i'll post the fimfiction story here. it's up to you anons who reside here to decide whether or not i shit in this thread by posting new chapter updates, so please let me know if you're interested. i'm not one for spamming up nice threads (unless it's to gloat about my supremacy and fame). it's currently up on fimfiction if you want to see the new remastered version

milk and honey fag i know you're here looking at this

top of the charts as expected boys, i am unparalleled in power

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 00:46:34 No.35957413 Report

Quoted By: >>35957423 >>35957681

>>35957384
>Shitting up the thread
Please. We need green here. Dear god please. We need green.

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 07 Oct 2020 00:49:10 No.35957423 Report

Quoted By: >>35957681

>>35957413
you're going to drink my dish water and like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 01:55:12 No.35957681 Report

Quoted By:

>>35957413
yea I agree with this anon, we NEED green here
>>35957423
give us all your dishwater daddy dishwasheranon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 04:35:05 No.35958164 Report

Quoted By: >>35958256 >>35958258

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 05:05:32 No.35958256 Report

Quoted By:

>>35958164
Creatine ain't the way twiggy. What would zyzz say if he saw you like that!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 05:06:25 No.35958258 Report

Quoted By: >>35958995

>>35958164
Good Kinderponies would never...*gasp!* do d-drugs!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 05:41:36 No.35958365 Report

Quoted By:

>>35956350
I need to know something.
This is important.
VERY important.

Did Honorary Princess Twilight wear cardboard wings while barging in court-room?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 06:47:36 No.35958516 Report

Quoted By: >>35959225

>>35957384
Just saw your story featured on the front page, congrats!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 10:47:06 No.35958995 Report

Quoted By:

>>35958258
>The equivalent of cocaine is: salt
>The equivalent of meth is: caffeine
>The equivalent of speed is: herbs associating with sleep

Zecora's has it all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 13:03:42 No.35959225 Report

Quoted By:

>>35958516
Just went to check it out. It's still featured. That's pretty damn cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 15:52:07 No.35959759 Report

Quoted By: >>35959770 >>35959840 >>35960129

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 15:54:14 No.35959770 Report

Quoted By:

>>35959759
>"Hmmm, that's a good question, Rainbow Dash! Let's go ask Anon. He'll probably know!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 16:07:36 No.35959840 Report

Quoted By:

>>35959759
"Why were you drinking grape juice and pee?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 17:14:18 No.35960129 Report

Quoted By:

>>35959759
the purple is yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 19:44:41 No.35960706 Report

Quoted By: >>35960812

anon is fighting celly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 20:05:16 No.35960812 Report

Quoted By: >>35961069 >>35961145 >>35961277

>>35960706
>Celestia (and her sister, of course) is one of the few beings in the world who can match Anon's mental fortitude.
>...which can sometimes lead to them butting heads.
>In this case? Quite literally.
>Little ponies might as well have watched Gods clash and break mountains...but it was mostly the two idiots suplexing each other over an argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 20:55:40 No.35961069 Report

Quoted By: >>35961079 >>35961134 >>35961255

>>35960812
What kind of things do Anon and the princesses argue about?

I bet with Celestia its something to do about cake. But Luna on the other hand, I can't come up with anything good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 20:57:25 No.35961079 Report

Quoted By:

>>35961069
>What kind of things do Anon and the princesses argue about?
Heliocentrism

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 21:09:33 No.35961134 Report

Quoted By:

>>35961069
Well, what do YOU argue about with people who are just as smart as you but are used to getting their way?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 21:12:58 No.35961145 Report

Quoted By:

>>35960812
>Those letters asking for Anon to be a part of -A- Pantheon almost double in size when rumors of Anon slamming Celestia through a table like a sack of potatoes goes around.
>More letters come when those very same rumors confirm that Anon SURVIVES a Full Nelson Slam through some potted plants.
>...what a fun day that was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 21:41:46 No.35961255 Report

Quoted By:

>>35961069
Anon argues with celestia about inane legal bullshit, and argues with luna about inane philosophical bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 21:47:00 No.35961277 Report

Quoted By: >>35961279 >>35961923

>>35960812
>Childish horses begin crying as they see the display of wanton violence before them
>Celestia, Luna, and Anon are all giving each other boo-boos...ON PURPOSE!
>Suplexing each other while yelling
>The adrenaline high all three are facing cause them to not notice the crying and wailing kinderponies
>By the time they finish, they see a crowd of horses. Guards and civilians, all fainted from crying and the shock of seeing their princesses fight in such a brutal way

dishwasheranon

dishwasheranon Wed 07 Oct 2020 21:48:06 No.35961279 Report

Quoted By: >>35961763

>>35961277
mass gatherings of crying ponies is a thing i like to see, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Oct 2020 23:42:22 No.35961763 Report

Quoted By:

>>35961279
That means you suck. Poners shouldn't be sad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 00:06:43 No.35961844 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 00:31:06 No.35961923 Report

Quoted By: >>35962246

>>35961277
>Celestia and Luna get too into the fight and don't realize what they've done with Anon.
>It's kinda like those guys who get into bar fights and don't realize until later what shameful things they did or that they got too carried away in the end and almost gored someone.
>In this example, that someone was Anon...but to be fair, he nearly gored them right back.
>Gods, what was that argument even about..

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 02:29:06 No.35962246 Report

Quoted By:

>>35961923
>Ironically the fight started from Anon talking about how tough he is compared to ponies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 03:12:29 No.35962370 Report

Quoted By: >>35962408

poner bleps at (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 03:28:11 No.35962408 Report

Quoted By:

>>35962370
>Blowing raspberries at ponies is considered rude
>One day, a pony approaches Anon and blows a raspberry at him.
>Then he blows back, and the pony bursts into tears
>Crowd of nearby ponies gasp in shock over the display of rudeness from both parties

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 03:35:44 No.35962438 Report

Quoted By: >>35962449 >>35962454

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 03:37:39 No.35962449 Report

Quoted By:

>>35962438
same

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 03:39:20 No.35962454 Report

Quoted By: >>35962459

>>35962438
I'm surprised we finally made it to the point of getting new bread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 03:40:22 No.35962459 Report

Quoted By: >>35962478

>>35962454
...but which dumbass is gonna bake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 03:45:01 No.35962478 Report

Quoted By:

>>35962459
Fuck it, I'll do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Oct 2020 03:46:31 No.35962485 Report

Quoted By:

NEW BREDD
NEW THREAD

>>35962483
>>35962483
>>35962483

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