>Be Anon
>Faggotte supreme
>You open your eyes to greet another bright morning, and roll over to find-
>A pony.
>A white, pink-maned princess who is currently staring directly at you like you're some kind of specimen.
>"Good morning, weird monkey creature!"
>Oh shit, it talks.
>Of course it talks.
>Her eyes brighten with excitement as you sit up in bed, scrunching the sleep out of yours.
>"I was wondering when you'd wake up. You snore really loud."
>Ignoring her comments for now, you grab your med bottle from the bedside table and check for horse hallucinations on the side effects list.
>Huh, not there.
>This must be real then.
"Sup."
>"I am Athena! Protector of the three kingdoms, I have travelled here from far, far away to seek help in my most crucial quest to-"
>She tilts her head.
>"What are you doing?"
>Hm?
>You peer down, and were so distracted by her voice that you overlooked the fact you have just whipped your cock out from under your sheets and started jerking it.
>"What's that?"
"It's, uh... my magic longstaff."
>She leans in close, takes a sniff. Her eyes roll around in her head.
>"Looks more like a shortstaff to me..."
>Ouch.
>You continue fapping, she doesn't seem to mind though she casts curious glances down at your schlong every now and then.
>"Anyway, weird monkey creature, time is of the essence! We must away to my magical chariot to-"
"Yeah, yeah, just give me a second. Hey, could you turn around for me?"
>She raises a brow, but obliges.
>You swipe your hand out and grab her tail, yanking it up to reveal her pristine princess pussy underneath, and soft supple white ponut.
>"Hey!"
"Don't mind me, just gotta... ughh... just gimme a few seconds and we'll go."
>The warm smell of it drifts up to your nostrils.
>Holy shit is smells good, like candyfloss tempered with clean, bright summer meadows and beams of sunshine.
>Along with a gentle brush of horse musk.
>Still stroking, you mash the head of your cock around in her mushy outer labia, collecting some latent marejuice to help you lubricate.
>"Is this some kind of customary earth greeting?"
"Sure."
>"Well, strange hunched, staff-rubbing monkey creature, while we wait I have something to take care of myself!"
