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>Oh girls, I know that trying new things can be scary, believe me. >But if you just stay in your comfort zone and never give anything new a chance, you could be missing out on things you'd really enjoy! >You could even be keeping yourself from a new favorite activity! >In fact, I have the perfect story to make my point >Let me tell you girls about my first time receiving anal... >In the form of a song!
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>>39451436 >But I heard mah sister say you still havent gotten Mr Anony Mouse ta sleep with ya yet Anonymous
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What is it with christmas break and the sudden surge of analtism on the board
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>>39451493 >"Well, your sister's a whore! Now then, la la la la la~" Anonymous
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>>39451436 >>Let me tell you girls about my first time receiving anal... Lost
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Anal is gross.
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Anal with humans is gross. Anal with ponies is hot.
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>>39451436 >When I was a filly I found it rather silly... Anonymous
Back as a filly I thought it was silly To stick a fat cock in my ass But when I grew older I became much bolder And gave my strict ways a pass I thought it was danger A threat that was major So I trapped myself in a shell But once I could feel it I had to reveal it My thoughts were really quite swell It felt like a treat When milk dripped from my teat There’s no way this feeling is free I can’t describe the pleasure It had no known measure Anal was made for meaccidentally posted this in the wrong thread the spaghetti is falling out of my pants
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>>39454445 lol I saw that. Nice lyrics by the way
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>>39454445 Kek, very nice. Is this a parody of an actual MLP song?
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Please stop telling children about our sex life Shy
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>>39454602 >tfw floot is too wholesome to understand that stuff shouldn't be so casually shared Anonymous
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>>39454561 No, I just wrote it to a random R&B track I heard.
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>>39454445 this needs to be on ponepaste!
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>>39451436 bad yellow horse
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>>39454445 YOU PICKED A FINE TIME TO LEAVE ME LUCILLE
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I just fucked Trixie in the ass
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>>39461345 >Be me >Clopping >The assigned ponies were supposed to be Luna, Celestia, Twilight, Rarity, and AJ >Typically I assign 3 mares and alternate each mare 1 page at a time and hold out as long as I can >Whoever I bust to is declared the winner and cannot be in the next assignment >Felt a little adventurous so did 5 today >I also had an added condition where I was supposed to bust via getting head >Alas, during my edging game I came across a picture of Trixie >I was not prepared for such a scenario and was drawn to her succulent ponut >I gave her a vigorous pounding, there was no holding back >Nut busted, game over >The unexpected winner was Trixie's ass Anonymous
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>>39459809 I held Trixie's hoof