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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 22:38:23 No.39892595 View View Reply Original Report

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>*pulls up besides you wearing a GoPro*
>*shakes head*
>*punches your side mirror off*
>*flips the middle finger*
>*speeds away doing 75mph on a 30mph city road*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 22:44:08 No.39892608 Report

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>>39892595
"Wait, but thats not my car..."

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 22:52:03 No.39892623 Report

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>>39892595

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 23:13:47 No.39892680 Report

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>>39892595
>runs right into a cargo truck, turning herself into meat paste like any other motorcycle-retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 23:15:29 No.39892691 Report

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but did she notice when I came inside her? Thought so.

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Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 23:16:06 No.39892695 Report

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>>39892595
Fuck off with your stupid barbie trash. Kill yourself nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 23:16:37 No.39892698 Report

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>>39892691
I don't think she even noticed you stick it inside of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 May 2023 23:21:32 No.39892715 Report

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>>39892698
Right? Dumb ass dash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 00:27:06 No.39892898 Report

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>>39892595
The moment she does as much as look weird at my car I'll shoot her, my Twingo is a precious thing and I won't let some filthy whore damage it in any way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 00:28:18 No.39892905 Report

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>>39892698
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 00:58:39 No.39892988 Report

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>>39892680
>*hhhhhhh*
>*psssshh*
>*hhhhhhh*
>*psssshh*
>*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
>Rainbow Dash's eyes slowly cracked open
>it took what seemed forever to get the eyelids unstuck from each other, as if someone superglued them shut
>the only thing she saw was a lot of very blurry green
>"Uuuuuuuuugh..."
>her voice sounded as if she smoked twelve packs of cigarettes in one go
>didn't help that her mouth was obstructed by something
>lowering her eyes, the girl saw a plastic oxygen mask with a tube coming out of it
>"W-what the..."
>she tried to bring her hand up to it, but her entire body felt way too numb to move
>trying to turn her head yielded little as well
>"...What the hell is going on?"
>as her vision gradually focused, Rainbow raised her eyes to see that she was alone in a hospital ward
>shreds of memories flashed back to her, something about riding her motorcycle... flipping off some loser stuck in traffic... hehe... and then... and then...
>*SCREEEECH* *HOOOONK* *CRASH*
>"Oh..."
>the instinctive impulse was enough for Rainbow to finally force her neck into compliance and look down at her body
>a great sigh of relief escaped her lungs as she checked the outline on her covers and saw that all the limbs were still in place
>"Ha! Suck it, world! And suck it, Rarity! "You're gonna kill yourself one day", she said! Nothing can stop The Da~*cough*~ash!"
>The Dash had to cut her triumphant speech short for a small coughing fit from overstraining her voice
>just as she was done, she heard a voice coming from behind the door to her left
>"...think I heard something, maybe she's finally awake..."
>the door opened to reveal a balding man in a white coat carrying a clipboard
>upon seeing Rainbow, his face immediately assumed an expression that could be described as a mixture of relief and... curiosity?
>"Oh, you really are awake, Ms. Dash! How wonderful! I was starting to get worried."
>"Heh, nothing to worry about, doc. I've been in worse accidents than that!" - the girl grinned, knowing fully well that this was the first time her recklessness landed her in a hospital with what seemed like partial anesthesia
>the doctor seemed to be aware of this, raising his brow skeptically before carrying on:
>"Well, Ms. Dash, I admire your sense of humor, but let's get you acquainted with your current state. My name is Dr. Stable, and I am one of the ten people that were tasked with, uh, putting you back together."
>only now that he sat down by her bed, Rainbow noticed how tall the good doctor was, absolutely dwarfing her
>where do they even get these guys, the NBA?
>come to think of it, the bed she was lying on was also kind of... wait a second, what was that last thing he said?
>"Putting me back together?!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 00:59:42 No.39892990 Report

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>>39892988
>Dr. Stable paused, his smile becoming slightly less joyful
>"Tell me, Ms. Dash, what is the last thing you remember before waking up?"
>"The... truck? Yes. I got hit by a truck."
>"Exactly. However..."
>the doctor shifted a bit on his chair
>"...let's just say getting hit by it was the nicest part about your unfortunate encounter with the vehicle."
>all Rainbow could manage in response was a loud gulp
>"Saying that your state was critical when you were brought here is saying nothing, " - Dr. Stable continued, - "I'd say there was barely enough to work with. We had to resort to a... special kind of treatment."
>"W-what do you mean?" - Dash squeaked out, her confidence waning rapidly
>"We do happen to work closely with some branches of the military industrial complex, ones that tend to need test subjects."
>*holy crap, they turned me into a cyborg or something*
>*so awesome*
>*imagine the looks on the girls' faces!*
>"And seeing as the procedure they suggested could save your life, your parents were eager to sign the required papers."
>the doctor raised an impressively thick stack of documents in confirmation of his words
>"We will, of course, have to run some tests of our own to make sure that you are good to go, but all recent examinations have shown that your stitches have fully healed and that your new body is not rejecting any of the, ahem, extra parts..."
>*ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh*
>"Now, before I show you how you look now, I have to warn you that this may come as a bit of a shock..."
>"Cut the crap doc, I'm ready for this! As long as I have eye lasers and arm cannons and stuff~"
>"Your optimism is truly infectious, Ms. Dash. Well, here it is..."
>as the covers were slowly pulled away, Rainbow Dash's expression went from gleeful anticipation to absolute horror
>below her neck lay a body of what could be described a small horse, covered in its entirety in short blue fur
>she now realized the funny feeling on her face came from the fact that the same kind of fur covered her entire head
>by now, the numbness in her body subsided just enough for her to finally raise what used to be her hand and was now a simple hoof
>along with the upper limb, something twitched reflexively on her back as well
>craning her neck to look behind her, she saw two wings splayed out flat on the bed
>"...w-what the hell..."
>"Perhaps it's better if you take a look in the mirror."
>standing up, Dr. Stable walked to a tall mirror that seemed to have been deliberately facing the wall, turning it around
>with a lot of effort, Rainbow stood up on the bed on shaky hooves, realizing now why it was so large
>a small blue pegasus with a rainbow mane and tail stared back at her, eyes wide as dinner plates

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 01:00:46 No.39892994 Report

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>>39892990
>"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!" - the girl screamed, stumbling back and almost falling off the bed
>"I'm sorry, Ms. Dash, but it was the only way to keep you alive. And let me be frank with you, I thought there was no way at all. You were literally in pieces, most of them completely unusable. I've been working in surgery my whole life, and I barely understand most of what we were told to do, let alone what was done without our input to produce what you are now. But it's fair to say you're very lucky."
>the doctor's words got Rainbow to stop hyperventilating and think for a second
>"...I guess being... this thing is still better than being dead. Yeah. Thanks, I guess. But what now?"
>she looked over her new form in the mirror once more, trying to get a better angle and immediately flopping face-first onto the bed after making two steps at best
>"Well, now you'll have to adapt to your new body. This includes walking on four legs, interacting with objects using your hooves and mouth, flying..." - the doctor did a double take, peering at his clipboard, - "yup, that too..."
>"Goddamn..." - the cyan pony muttered, still in disbelief of her situation, - "that's a lot of stuff for me to figure out."
>"Oh, there will be no need for you to struggle on your own, " - Dr. Stable reassured, - "there is actually a specialist at the facility that oversaw the surgeries that will help you adjust and unlock your full potential. Come to think of it, I think he was scheduled to come today to take a look at you..."
>"Knock-knock."
>"Oh, there he is! Hello Mr. Anonymous, you're right on time, Ms. Dash is already awake and aware of her situation!"
>Rainbow's eyes darted up to meet those of the man at the door
>her pupils shrank to pinpricks as she recognized the last face she saw before eating the chrome grill of the truck
>"Sup Rainbow Crash, " - said the loser from the traffic jam with a friendly smile, - "I think you and I are gonna get along just fine."
credits music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmEigi-mCwo

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 01:25:52 No.39893057 Report

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>>39892990
>>39892988
that was good

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 03:19:57 No.39893274 Report

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>>39892990
>>39892994
A green worthy of a (you) thanks Anon

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 03:23:15 No.39893281 Report

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>>39892595
Not even kidding, I just got my full licence and I have this bad habit of speeding down the middle of the road in the mornings. There’s nobody else around so I deadass ducking slam through at like 75 through a school zone. There’s these pegs that are designed to slow you down but I just pretend they give you a speed boost. Sometimes I rock the car from side to side to feel it tilt as I barrel down the fucking street.

Never been in a crash before, but a big one is coming up soon. I can feel it. I just hope I can still go to Equestria as an at fault car crash victim

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 03:42:16 No.39893317 Report

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>>39893281
>There’s these pegs that are designed to slow you down but I just pretend they give you a speed boost.
>Sometimes I rock the car from side to side to feel it tilt as I barrel down the fucking street.
>Never been in a crash before, but a big one is coming up soon. I can feel it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 10:56:09 No.39893860 Report

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>>39893281
>I just hope I can still go to Equestria as an at fault car crash victim
That's how Derpy came to be.

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 11:57:29 No.39893959 Report

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>>39892595
Barbie garbage. Kill yourself.

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 13:07:23 No.39894131 Report

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>>39892994

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 13:51:08 No.39894196 Report

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>>39892595
Fuck off with your stupid barbie trash. Kill yourself retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 14:16:17 No.39894256 Report

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>>39892595
>write down the plate number
>call lawyer
>she now has to pay to replace my mirror

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 15:54:54 No.39894454 Report

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>>39892595
Barbie spam. Fuck off nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 16:29:41 No.39894537 Report

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>>39894256
>motorcycle
>plate number
Hope you have photographic memory and 100x zoom binoculars

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