Secret Santa is here, there and everywhere!
Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.
>How’s this thing work? Read the FAQ!
The short form:
Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!
Sign up at:
https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/ Schedule of events and deadlines:
The Past: Signups Occur. They're over now.
Now:
>Gift Assignments are officially FINISHED. CHECK YOUR EMAIL
CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER
EAT YOUR VEGETALS.
Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.
Latecomers: Whenever Kiwi decides (around Nov 15th)
FAQ here :
https://fag.anonfilly.com/ Have thoughts/suggestions? The suggestion box is here:
https://reeeeeee.anonfilly.com/ Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.com
Card Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com
(He is very hard working derg please be patient)
>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET! REEEEE! But, anon! It's Horsemas now! Hang out in thread, make sure to call out your Santee by name! Respond to your callouts to let your own Santa know that you're alive. Slap your nametag on at some point and say hi to make it easy for them to hunt you down. Post WIPs! Post ideas! Post links to good shops and stores! Design cute OCs! Ship em! Get angry at OC shipfag nonsense! It's that time of the year! Write a carol; write a green, and have fun!
>PLEASE REMEMBER TO: CTRL+F Your name and your assignment's ID to see if your Santa or Santee have posted already.
Mention your Santee by name so they know they're taken care of and they won't be grinched.
Make a post with your ID on so your Santa knows you're alive and they won't be ghosted
Previous Thread:
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Anonymous
Anonymous
you want your santa pony doodled? reply to this with what you got and ill doodle somethin'
Anonymous
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555 ponk 555 OP 555 mares in the bucket And not one will get booped as per the November challenge
Kitten Kerfuffle
>>40513563 Make a Jäegermeister pony lol I love jaeger
Sand Dollar
>>40513555 Dear Toffeetastic: What difficult seletion of character you choose! I was hoping into buying you a figurine but you leave me no option but to make something with my bare hands
Anonymous
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How many of you fags went to Mare Fair anyway? Did you have fun and meet with other /ss/ friends?
Green Glowie
>>40512643 >Guys, I thing glowie filly took my santa into custody Noooooooooooooo, that's silly. Stuff like that doesn't happen. Stop being paranoid. Someone probably thought the santas in the park were free and took yours home by mistake.
Anonymous
>>40513563 I’m not MarshyMaloow Feeverseed, but she’s beautiful and I would love to see her friend Peppermint Mocha roasting marshmallows with her. And by with her I mean:
>Panel one: Marshmallow Fireside happily being a kirin loaf with her friend out in the woods. >Panel two: Peppermint Mocha pokes her with a stick. >Panel three: Peppermint Mocha roasts mallows over her nirik friend >Panel four: they enjoy the mallows together. Anonymous
I'm interested in making a custom plush but don't really have an idea where to start, could anyone who's familiar with it give me some pointers? Also if the legend who made the Derpant plush last year is hear I'd love to hear the process of how you managed to get ahold of it.
Anonymous
>>40513595 I should have included reference pics, sorry.
The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot
The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot Wed 08 Nov 2023 01:00:17 No. 40513622 Report Liquorice Tea, I'm happy to say the small handmade thing I've decided to make is about 1/4 done now. I was looking for some other bits and pieces in the local shops but sadly those were pretty useless in finding MLP stickers so I will be dependent on eBay and my /bale/ skills to keep the spaghetti level of the parcel to the optimal level for you.
Anonymous
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>>40512389 Ponies in jammies is always adorable. I love it.
Worm on a String
Wow these threads sure have been moving fast, almost faster than I can catch up with, but with this slow down it’s time for a giveaway!>What’s on the table? Two minty Apogee plushies that need a good home seriously I need more room to pack .>Do you require souls for this pony? No! All I require is a few kind words for our resident Pony Claus and all the hard work he’s been doing the past month. He’s exhausted I’m sure >When’s the expiration date? Well since it seems card assignments haven’t came out yet and not everybody has their name. I’ll push out the deadline to Sunday at 8AM EST. I’m sure card assignments will go out by then r-right? Till then I’ll be posting this in every thread and recording peoples names along in the post. I’ve added names here but if I missed you or you want your name taken off just let me know! Wool Socks Bundle-Up Brown Box Cuddle Case Kitten Kerfuffle Snowy Shashimi Perky Lil’ Prolapse Matte Finish Gleaming Giftwrap
Showbiz Wiz
>>40513596 Get ahold of it? Derpant is a variation of his own life-size pattern.
Anonymous
>Well since it seems card assignments haven’t came out yet and not everybody has their name I asked last thread but it was after bump limit, dear CardSlut/Pony Clause, do you think the people only sending cards could get their name assignments? I know CardSlut is still working on assignments but names just for giveaways (and OC doodles)
Naptime
Crooked Conifer, Crooked Conifer, I want to add a thing in your gift but I need to know your age exactly. Its a food item. A particular type of food/ drink that you have to be of a certain legal age to consume. plz respond
Anonymous
>>40513581 It's just a cheat sheet per se, being my first time, it asked for favourite characters, so I categorized and put around 3 mares per category, adding example types I wouldn't want in the end to hopefully help choose.
On top of that, I didn't wanted to demand any singular character and know what mare I'd likely get, leave more or less open for the Santa to decide from the selection
Any one of those mares are great, no need to be all of them as one. Figurine or hand made, so yea...sorry
If I was to shorten to 2 mares I like the most it'd be Colgate and/or Derpy, if it helps any, but still it's not a hard stamp, do what our heart takes you to
Hopefully the shortening helps if that was a problem
Tinsel Tote
>>40513563 This isn’t me, but my buddy’s /ss/ name is Pomegranite Parade. Could you bless him with a mare?
Anonymous
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>>40513591 Golly, do you really think that happens?
Anonymous
>>40513596 I just squeezed another leg onto my lifesize pattern and then added a big abdomen to the back.
Sand Dollar
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>>40513679 No problet at all! I already have a few ideas!
Anonymous
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>>40513074 Friends, as promised.
All three Derps in the back were from various Secret Santas and Secret Santa friends. I treasure them more than I can describe.
Lunar Harmony
Reposting the giveaway from last thread!
>THE PRIZE 3 winners will each receive 1 silver Marecoin from last year's /mlpmg/ project, along with an official Certificate of Marethenticity.
>HOW DO I SIGN UP There are 3 ways to enter:
1. Download the image linked below, edit in what Trixie is thinking about, and use your edit as a reply to this post. Don't forget to put your name on!
https://files.catbox.moe/744e4w.png 2. Donate at least $5 to the horse rescue linked below, and email your donation receipt (with personal info redacted if you prefer) to MissLunarHarmony@gmail.com. Be sure to include your /ss/ name!
https://savethemallhorserescue.com/donate 3. Complete both of the above items and your name will be entered in the giveaway twice!
>DEADLINE The deadline will be at noon ET on Saturday, November 11th.
>SELECTION OF WINNERS On the afternoon of Sunday, November 12th, I'll run a livestream and randomly select the winners with bingo balls like I did for the Verity coin giveaway a couple years back. More details will follow!
>ABOUT THE CHARITY Save Them All Horse Rescue is a small horse rescue in CA that I visited with Tiny at the beginning of this year. The president has devoted the last 11 years of her life to saving horses in need with the help of just a few volunteers, and deserves a little extra funding to make her Christmas extra bright.
>ONE MORE THING For every entry into this giveaway, I'll donate $1 to STAHR myself. So get those entries in!
Winter Vintner
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>>40513649 Winter Vintner here, just trying to get one of them plushies, Thank you Pony Claus, it's my first year participating and it's an awesome thing you are doing
Pony Claus
>>40513675 Fair ‘nuff.
I’ll send out a round of name-only emails after dinner. I saw your other post too, and I’ll ponder on it. There’s not really a technical reason why names can’t go out with confirmation emails, and it would be nice to have some doodles and giveaways while we wait for assignment day, but names are always a bit of a balancing act; not everyone loves them, and if they were the only thing going on in thread for a month I don’t know if everyone would have a good time. Pros and cons. I’ll think about it.
Anonymous
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>>40513777 Checked and I need to remember to do this.
Anonymous
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>>40513579 Jaeger is good, but have you tried Yukon jack?
Marshmallow Fireside the Kirin
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>>40513608 The mocha-mallow combo! Now try saying that 7 times fast
Anonymous
Streetview
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Howdy Reel to Reel, I can't wait to shop for you this Hearth's Warming!
Brown Box
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>>40513579 the mare i talk to when my santa is still MIA
Wool Socks
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>>40513862 You should have filly sit on the couch and have the mares surrounding filly, like that one picture
You know the one
Bunny Bakes
>>40513649 Hey, Worm, if you have room, throw my name in the hat, please.
New Thread New callout:
Haven't seen anyone claim my Santa, yet.
Quiet Reflection, haven't heard from you in-thread. I just wanted more detail on flavor preferences before I add something baked to the other plans.
Pic related, Pumpkin Bread Recipe from last thread
Brown Box
>>40513595 >>40513608 try not to ask for a 4-in-1 since my motivation to actually follow through starts to dip pretty quick as i have to keep going
Fannel Jammies
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>>40513415 Woo-hooing from last thread.
Frootloop
Here’s Store Brand Soup! She’s seen everything, she’s done everything, n she just wants to go home
Anonymous
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>>40513999 I olve her and want to see her go home and smoke a bowl with the Wawa and Sheetz poners to relax after a long shift
Wool Socks
>>40513999 She's just like me fr I love her design so much
Anonymous
>>40513999 why are wagie pones so damn cute?
Anonymous
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>>40514005 Because they hit home
Anonymous
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>>40513987 Fair, but on the other hoof, I don’t regret it given how nice the result is. Thank you, you hero of cheer and bastion of festive pone!
Zombocom the Zebra
Sweet Tooth, I am your Secret Santa, checking in. I haven't gone through the other 7 threads yet with a ctrl+f on your and my name. I'll aim to do that tomorrow.dn00yd
Anonymous
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>>40513999 Even trips cannot end the suffering.
Winter Vintner
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>>40513999 she reminds me of me when I worked at Walmart
Anonymous
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>>40514019 THIS. IS. ZOMBOCOM.
Everything is possible, at Zombocom. The only limit is your imagination. Welcome.
Frootloop
Anonymous
Kiwi
>Copying from last thread I will be starting Latecomers sign ups about a week earlier than usual. I repeat, Latecomers sign-ups are starting early.
The date will be FRIDAY NOVEMBER 10TH keep an eye open okay.
>>40514028 I feel this in my soul being
technically in customer service Anonymous
>>40514041 >Latecomers sign-ups are starting early. Ok but when do they end? I need to know what day to sign up on.
Zombocom the Zebra
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>>40513788 Hi Pony Claus. Thanks for organizing all this. I haven't participated in this before, but it's just great that there are always so many community events happening.
Brown Box
Popcorn String
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>>40513649 Lets fucking goooo
>>40513788 Thank you for organizing Secret Santa every year, just being in the thread is fun as hell.
It almost feels like Christmas. And thank you, Cardslut, for setting up cardpals so everyone can get something happy in the mail.
Kiwi
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>>40514047 Wait for the form and be careful playing chicken
Anonymous
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>>40514064 I bet she’s a delight up there on her float. She organizes the Mare-cy’s Thanksharing Day Parade.
Showbiz Wiz
>>40513563 Alright let's see what you can do with my stage magic twins.
Anonymous
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alright got another card front design down... not sure if itll be the one though. gonna keeps on working on it.
Candycane Lane
Candy Tiara, I have a really cool idea for your gift. I just pray I'll have enough time to pull it off.
>>40513563 If you are still offering. I was going to whip something up as part of my gift but I am a bit stressed on time. An extra 72 mares will await you in Equestria if it is transparent (or at least easily made transparent) and vector based.
Anonymous
Brown Box
>>40514132 > >>40514225 naughty naughty anon, gifts have to come from the heart.
i have been procrastinating my own holiday art responsibilities, not gonna do yours too Showbiz Wiz
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>>40514324 It's beautiful! Thank you!
Peppermint Mocha
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>>40513595 >>40513987 Wow this went in a much better direction than I thought it would, thank Celestia. Very wholesome and I love it
Anonymous
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I just had a dream where my Santa finally showed up, only to then wake up and realize that none of that was real
Shipping Label
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>>40513649 Would love to win one of these ha they are cute mares :)
Chuckle Buck
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Greetings everyone I hope everyone's having a good time getting/making gifts I'm sure as hell excited to put my resin printer to good use.>Stickerbook G'day mate, how ya goin? I'm your santa for this years /ss/. Just wanna ask though, besides from /mlp/ are there any other interests you have? Is any anything in specific you'd love to be made for you I'm all up for suggestions m80.
Anonymous
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>>40513777 I'm kind of surprised I don't have a specific checked art for the 777
Anonymous
coming out better than I expected.
Anonymous
>>40514520 Anon… you clearly have a gift
Anonymous
>>40514546 Nigga, if that anon is the same anon I'm think of, he's made some very impressive sculptures in the past. (Links with the assumption that it's the same anon)
https://photos dot app dot goo dot gl/dq1StThQM1kwXFHQ7
https://photos dot app dot goo dot gl/JUZmeGvpGyKU7kJz9
https://mega.nz/folder/TocFka7B#IewMV_JKCf9OJWXxsd-UUA Anonymous
>>40514559 Not I, those are way better than anything I've done.
Anonymous
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>>40514603 In that case, hopefully I've given you some reference images to help you with your sculpture.
Anonymous
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>>40514520 Yo
Clayanon is that you?
Heavy Halbard the Canterlot Guard
>>40513777 If i actually win donate that to my Santa pls
Blazar Baubles the Kirin
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>>40513649 Sup Worm-man. Just wanna say Pony Claus is a based fellow hard at work. Put me in for the plushies and merry horsemas.
Razzmatazz
>>40514520 What is that made of? Wood, clay?
Liquorice Tea
>>40513622 Anon I'm sure what you've made me is perfect, I can't wait to see what you've created!
Frost Freckles
Finally finished drawing my new id last night :)
Anonymous
>>40514028 DELET DIS
I've been selling and cleaning up popcorn and nacho sauce for minimum wage for 6 years at this point (cinema wagie), I'm starting to think something went wrong in my life. Ok, it has been going wrong since I was 7. Not an art student but I'm more interested in arts than my almost-finished degree. I have next to no plans and little hope for my future because my health can't handle more than a half-time job. Caramel Copycat
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>>40513777 >Complete both of the above items and your name will be entered in the giveaway twice! Heck yeah, fun giveaway for sure! I do hope they can save them all
Store Brand Soup
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>>40513999 Sweet Celestia, she looks absolutely amazing! I love the freckles and sleepy eyes. I wanna give her
snuggles and
a hoof massage after she gets home from a long day of work. Thank you so much for making her!
Anonymous
>>40514754 You mean santee?
Snowy Sashimi
I wonder if part of the reason I haven't got info about my Santa was that I was to specific in my requests
Anonymous
Exit Ramp
There's a lot of giveaways going on right now, huh? That deserves a little giveaway!>What is it? Really, this is more of an adoption drive. I have four lovely Nasapones here who are in need of some new Nasahomes. I've enjoyed hosting them for as long as they've been here but it's time for them to head out and make some new friends.>Okay, how do I enter? I would like for you to do two things: first, give me your word you'll look after your Nasapone. I don't want to send them out to places they're going to be neglected. Second, just say something nice about Nasapone. Big or small, grand or humble, it doesn't matter.>And when does it end? I'll let this run until next Wednesday (that's the 15th) at 8PM GMT. After that, the Nasas will break out the dice and see who it is they're taking a plane to.
Anonymous
>>40514949 How specific we talkin Snowy?
chaplain with twicane?? Anonymous
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It’s so fun to get to see the threads lighting up with ideas and designs and progress pictures! I know that you’re all going to do an amazing job out there. We can do it! We have the energy, even if sometimes we have to dig for it a little. Whether it’s your gift, your card, your workout or your workday, let’s go give it all we can today. It’ll be enough.
Anonymous
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>>40514973 i think my home could accommodate a sweet nasapone. cute things are always welcome here.
Reverent Rodeo
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>>40513777 Well, since it's $1 per entry, I'll have to enter then
Winter Vintner
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>>40514973 Winter Vintner here
I will guard Nasapone with my life, she will have a permanent home with me, she has awesome hair
Anonymous
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SPOILER ALERT TO LOVING LIGHTThe materials are now ready! What will these become?
Anonymous
SPOILER ALERT TO LOVING LIGHTThe materials are now ready! What will these become?
Anonymous
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>>40514946 Santa, I already got stuff for my Santee.
Perky Lil' Prolapse
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>>40514973 I will promise to guard after my Nasapone with my life. After all, she's be getting a smooch from me every night.
This cute little pony is too cute to be left on her own after all.
CelticBrony from True Capitalist Radio
Anonymous
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>>40514973 I will hold Nasapone very close to my heart, and most importantly, she will never get lost in space with me.
I really like her mane. (I really do.)
Frost Freckles
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>>40514973 I will hold Nasapone very close to my heart, and most importantly, she will never get lost in space with me.
I really like her mane. (I really do.)
Wool Socks
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>>40514973 She will be in safe hooves anon! Plushies are one of my favorite things and will be cherished and loved I don't have a nasapone yet too!
Nasapone is such a cute n lovely mare I want to give her a big hug
I would share pictures of my plush but I don't want to risk my santee identifying who I am
Anonymous
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>>40515090 Oooh, exciting! I wonder what it’s going to be!
Also to any new friends this is what a good WIP looks like. You should totally post your progress, half the fun of the thread is seeing what other people are making and handing out (you)s, but if you’re even the least bit concerned that it might tip off your santee, spoiler it and drop their name so they know not to open it.
Piece of Cake
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>>40513649 Pony Claus is doing great work and we would all be lost and giftless without him. Christmas would not be the same without Secret Santa and all the hard work that goes into organizing it.
I would also like to say kind words to you and all Giveaway Ponies in the same go. You, like Pony Claus, is brining cheers and joy to the holiday, and one without the other would not be the same.
Thank you Pony Claus, and also thanks to all Giveaway Ponies
Pony McPonyface
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>>40514973 An equine as fine as one of that them there Nasapones deserves the stable relationship only a proper stallion, such as myself, could supply. You have my word, any mare under my care is guaranteed to live a long and happy life.
As a matter of fact, my little Trixie has been chomping at the bit for a friend to come over and keep her company. First thing I'd do is take the two of 'em out on a rip-roaring night of star-gazing delight; It's Nasapone's affinity for the cosmos that I find to be one of her most dignified traits, and that passion of hers is mutual.
I'd do everything with her and more, should the stars favor me in this wonderfully generous giveaway. Thank you kindly for the opportunity, Exit Ramp.
Bunny Bakes
>>40514973 Started a plushie collection this year starting with that RD that was on a $5 firesale at Harmonycon'23 (pic of 'em). They'll have a medest-but-growing family to welcome them.
I'm glad that we've got more than one symbol for the tech rush and the space race, and I really like her mane. I didn't have any poner plushes six years ago, but come April 8 2024, a NasaPone with me will be witness to the stunning majesty of the next Murrican Solar Eclipse.
Anonymous
>>40515286 No idea who that stallion is but I'm giving him Danny DeVito's voice
Anonymous
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good morning sirs another day of waging. taking time away from my santee. how do i become a neet and still have usd legal tender biden credits to spend?
Bunny Bakes
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>>40515291 The three on the right are the WhinnyCity mascot pones, Hoof Work, Mustard Mark, and Deep Dish.
Anonymous
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>>40514973 Nasapone a good, no matter the form. She's very pretty and smart.
Anonymous
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>>40514996 >spoiler That sounds amazing.
Anonymous
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>>40514973 Anypony is safe and looked after with me. I currently watch over several fillers and I think theyre all having a good time.
Little nasapone would feel right at home with her sisters and me. Shes so cute and sweet. A kind and smart little space filet.
Anonymous
>>40514973 Plushies are always better with more plush friends to play with! It keeps them all safe from harm.
Wool Socks
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>>40515442 TWIGGY NOOOO!!!!!!
Anonymous
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>>40515442 Twiggy stop that!
Rivalry
Looking for my Santa to see if they are alive.
Dairy Air
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>>40514973 I do so love the spacemare. She would be happily welcomed here by other space-loving friends.
Kitten Kerfuffle
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>>40514973 I would absolutely look after Nasapone. She’d be getting a spot next to my anonfilly and whatever I could get her for clothes like a scarf and such.
Oil Lamp
>>40515465 I'm starting to think I got a twitter user as my santa.
Tinsel Tote
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>>40514973 If I ever get the opportunity to go to the moon, I’ll bring Nasapone with me. I’ll tape AirPods to her ears and play Space Oddity on loop the entire time. She’s got great taste in music
Speed Limit
Anonymous
>>40515465 >>40515510 Dont worry frens :3 Santa shows up when you least expect it. Post some ponies! Enter the giveaways! Share in the love of /mlp/!
Anonymous
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>>40515550 >>40515545 This is for you too!
Anonymous
Howdy Shortestbread. Your my Santee. im unsure if you saw my response in the last thread so heres a fresh one
Duck Down
>>40515567 oops forgot to apply my name
Anonymous
>>40515570 Doesn't that defeat the purpose of 'secret' Santa?
Holiday Hoof Pick
>>40515578 ive been keeping mine separate but i guess it actually doesnt matter. i dont know what it actually keeps secret.
unless someone knows something i dont?
Anonymous
>>40515592 >unless someone knows something i dont? mind your own business!
Anonymous
>>40515578 Not particularly. A good amount of names are new so no one knows who they are. Some of the /ss/ participants have kept their names, so they are more of a known entity.
Holiday Hoof Pick
Anonymous
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>>40515578 >>40515605 I keep my name off for calling my santee out. Eventually someone figures out who I am and I'd rather my santee be surprised.
FlutterfrenSanta1
Well, I'll not be my name when posting WIP for the crafting. I've only done an >art once in the past few years (a Bob Ross session a friend dragged me to). I've done a trace of the cutie mark and still need to decide on color choices before committing to canvas. And as the name suggest, he likes the buttershush.
Crooked Conifer
Green Glowie
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>>40515578 Absolutely this. Maintain opsec. Any attempt to organize or share info is just a Royal Guard honeypot.
Blue Print
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Checking in! Security Breach I am your santa, be prepared for a tons of pones
Broad Horizons
Anonymous
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>>40515714 Then it should be easy for you to prove as such by providing your ID card, yes? ^:)
Anonymous
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>keep checking thread >santa still gone
Naptime
>>40515714 NICE, you're getting some extra cheer
Maplecakes the Kirin
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>>40514973 I promise she will be cared
For. She will always be able to look to the sky to star gaze with ease. She won’t be alone. She will have a lot of pony (and non pony) friends to be with!
And she’s out of this world! Thanks for running a giveaway!
Anonymous
its been a week and my santa is still MIA
Anonymous
>>40515967 what if your santa is picrel
Anonymous
>>40515975 ill just have to have fun in spite of them
Anonymous
Wool socks, your gift has now been ordered! It's a lot of small things, but I think you're gonna love them. I'll keep you and PC updated if anything takes longer than expected to arrive.
Anonymous
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>>40515978 good good then >^:)
Wool Socks
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>>40515990 Oh shit thanks anon! I'm excited for what you have in store ^u^
Anonymous
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>>40515990 Whoever did this to Rarity needs to be castrated
Benevolent Bedlam
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Keep calm and spread Horsemas cheer.
Banana Pancakes
Happy Heartsong! Holy fucking Celestia she's so pretty! I honestly forgot all about this so it was a supercrew with hemi full of cheer straight to the face when I got back today, absolute top tier card I love it.I hope your return address is correct ^:)
Anonymous
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>>40516064 I always love a good banana hush
Anonymous
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>>40514902 The ear freckles is a great touch
Peppermint Mocha
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>>40514973 Not entering since I already cherish the lovely Nasapone that I have, but golly oh gosh I really do lover her beautiful and pretty mane and tail, and I can see the whole universe in those eyes
Snow-Way Jose
Soooooo Sweet dreams. hypothetically what would you say the size of your desk is?
Cinnamon Buns
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>>40514973 aaaa screw it, tossing my hat in the ring. Nasapone, if you choose to come home with me I will literally treat you like a family member. You’re so blue and white and smart
Anonymous
>>40515944 Dammit, man, I keep telling you, it doesn’t matter if they’re over 21, you can’t mail people bottles of horse jizzum!
Anonymous
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>>40516162 Nonsense! You just gotta mail it through UPS
Popcorn String
Pony Claus, it's already here but I'm not opening it until Christmas!
Maplecakes the Kirin
Jingle the breezie joins the crew! Requested in the g5 style. Honestly g5 breezies are so cute it’s one thing g5 did better then g4
Duck Down
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>>40513649 >>40514973 sign me up! These plushies are rad and i would make sure their every need and desire is met. and I really like Pony Clauses mane
Anonymous
>>40514973 I will gladly invite Nasapone into my Nasahome, if she’ll have me. I’ll stock up on sugar, fertilizer and PVC piping, I’ll invite Aryanne over and we can make hamas rockets together
Milk & Cookies
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>>40514973 Nasapone is the one mppp i don't have which is a shame since she's such a cutie and would definitely be loved and looked after properly. She has a very nice and fairly unique color scheme which makes her all the more special
Green Glowie
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>>40516208 I was going to ask what your plans were but then I got to the last line and... um... I think I need to consult the flowchart but... oh, sun.
Well, have... fun? Yeah, you should totally do it! Someone give this poster a mare!
Anonymous
Benevolent Bedlam
>>40516189 >A familiar Blob approaches the new arrival, seemingly lost in whatever thoughts a Blob may or may not be capable of. >( :3 )) <- This is the Blob. >Its thoughts, unbeknownst to us: "What a precious little bugger! Such shiny wings! Makes me finally appreciate those Breezies who don't have it eezie. Just saying, if somebloby were to accidentally taste-test one, its screams would be oh so endearingly faint. Luckily, it's not a friendly neighborhood Blob's intention to accidentally nick a santa before they're crammed full of delicious cheer! Jingle's last jingles have not yet been jangled." >The blob smiles? Drools? >I suppose Blobs simply ooze by default, no deeper meaning to it. >( :3 )) Anonymous
Holy shit, I could easily put drugs or semen in baked goods.
Click Clack
>>40514902 Frost Freckles out of the very nice mares you listed on your sheet which one would you say is your favorite?
Anonymous
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>>40516346 i've contemplating putting ghb in some lmao. Happy horsemas! whats that? you dont remember horsemas
Anonymous
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>>40516346 Haha yeah.... Haha... ha... fuck. at least label them haha... semen bread... meth brownies... haha... hhhhhuuuuuuu
Anonymous
>>40516346 You familiar with /k/'s special brownies?
Anonymous
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>>40516064 I'm glad you enjoy your
crippled waifu.
Wool Socks
>>40516365 If my ss decides to put his fucking semen in whatever baked goods he makes I will hang myself
Anonymous
>>40516396 If you do, film it and post here. Also, my capcha is telling me something
Wool Socks
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>>40516401 Hell yeah goes without saying
Anonymous
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Please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein. please no protein.
Anonymous
>>40516396 As someone who knows your santa, I can confirm you will be getting more than 5 sources of semen.
Anonymous
>>40516425 Hopefully one of those sources will be horse semen.
Wool Socks
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>>40516425 I was joking yall please don't actually contaminate my snacks I will be sad qvq
Anonymous
>me making perler beads art and 3d printed shit because i have no talent
Wool Socks
>>40516431 How the fuck does one just acquire horse semen
Anonymous
>>40516439 Apparently, you can go to a school to learn how to acquire horse semen.
https://u.smutty.horse/mbjaiwwijeh.webm Worm on a String
Anonymous
>>40516444 nice trips, also my nieghbors have a small stable. i just gotta be stealthy when i dick around with their horses
Anonymous
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>>40516425 i wonder if my gains would increase from multiple sources of protien. santa. put as much as you want in mine. empty your jar out into it.
Anonymous
>>40516444 I want the AV for horsemas.
Anonymous
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>>40516452 have you fucked one?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40516454 Your coltfriend deserves better, Nonny.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>40516436 If you put a gun to my head and asked me to 3D print something or die I would be dead. Talent isn’t not talent just because you aren’t doing it with your fingers.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40516550 I don't think I would consider some basic sfm 3d printed models as an appropriate gift.
Anonymous
>>40516550 yeah man I hate 3d printers too, but come on
Anonymous
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>>40516555 Checked, I guess I didn’t phrase that beautifully. 3D printing stuff is a talent. I can do some crafty things but I wouldn’t even know where to start if that was supposed to be my project. He’s manipulating a medium digitally. I’m manipulating a medium with my digits. They both count.
Anonymous
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>>40516576 ...you're misunderstanding his post lmao
Snowy Sashimi
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Still no callout :/ Also seeing other people's wip is making me nervous about mine. Especially since i seem to have misplaced my wet pallet. On a related note, how would you feel if i went to your house to drop it off in person instead of mailing it to you.
Anonymous
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>>40516396 Do a flip cumguzzler
Anonymous
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Don't click on this image Together Weather, this is a shill post for the anon who I commissioned for your present! Props to Oopsy Daisy for her work, and I highly recommend her work if you want to get a 2D present for your santee!Sorry Oopsy Daisy, but I couldn't spoil the image. It's just too lovely and I couldn't risk my santee spoiling himself!
Fairy Ring
HIBISCUS HOPE! I really HOPE you're ready for some christmas cheer! I already have the horsemas art elves working on something special of that wonderful spaghetti OC of yours. You won't regret it I promise!
Jingle the Breezie
>>40516189 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Holy smokes she’s so perfect an precious. I can hear her yammering away in her squeaky little breezie speak, or humming teeny tiny carols to herself while she works in her shop. My canon is that she sells magical wooden wind chimes in the night market, and they bonk out carol melodies in the wind.
Thank you Maplecakes! She’s wonderful!
Anonymous
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>>40516646 Whoa nelly that’s purdy.
Gleaming Giftwrap
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>>40514973 I will protect her with my life, no harm shall befall this little pony. And I really like her, shes really pretty!
Pony Claus
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>>40516183 Whoa! That was fast! Way to go Derpy!
Maplecakes the Kirin
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>>40516655 No u
(Your welcome it was an honour to make such a cutie)
Anonymous
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>>40516342 What a friendly blob!
Anonymous
I have a quick question for you Secret Santa anons:
Pony Tails or Pony Tales?
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG8m0LQn7 Please let me know why you picked your choice.
Anonymous
>>40516506 face is the hardest
Anonymous
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How can I save uncompressed versions of files posted here?
Anonymous
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>>40516436 perler is kino af
Maplecakes the Kirin
Introducing shortest short bread! She always tests her bread. Always.
Brown Box
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>>40516914 being able to have a tangible moment of comfy calmness with an iconic mare would make it all worth it
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40516914 the option where I can talk to them, I can brush a horse any time
Broccoli Time
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>>40513649 Cute plooshies! Sign me up.
Thank you Pony Claus for all the hard work! I apprecieate your patience with our autism and love your dedication to spreading cheer and positivity, it inspiries me every day to try and be a little bit better person. Stay awesome and don't forget to take care of yourself!
Anonymous
>>40516932 It's shaping up nicely!
The horn looks pretty much polished already. Very nice. Did you use a wire armature at the core? Which tools are your favorites out of your kit, and do you have sanding paper at hand? I hope the paintjob will be painless and splendid. I will be carving something for my Santee, too; it's going to be a soapstone carving. Derpy better not drop our parcels when we ship our sculptures. Anonymous
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>>40516972 What a cutie! I imagine she eats food like hampster
Anonymous
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>>40514932 oooofff
yeah, i think something's gone wrong with my life too. probably abuse and neglect leading to anxiety combined with autism making it very hard for me to do things that would make my life better. The concept of me living to 30 is entirely foreign to me right now. Wool Socks
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>>40516972 Must squish....she's so cute
Broccoli Time
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>>40513777 Checking these blessed trips
Anonymous
>>40516995 >Did you use a wire armature at the core? Yes Which tools are your favorites out of your kit, and do you have sanding paper at hand? I don't know what any of them are called, I just use them. I do use sandpaper and I also use an electric nail file for post-bake fixes and sanding hard to reach spots. >I hope the paintjob will be painless and splendid. I will be carving something for my Santee, too; it's going to be a soapstone carving. Derpy better not drop our parcels when we ship our sculptures. Pack with care, I haven't seen anything I've made break in shipping yet. Matte Finish
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>>40514973 I give you my word I will protect Nasapone with my life.
I like NASA. So liking nasapone is pretty natural. Cute pone.
The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot
The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot Thu 09 Nov 2023 00:40:45 No. 40517072 Report Quoted By:
>>40514845 there is a little 'uh-oh' with the ebay stickers (my fault for not reading description), I hope you will not be disappointed with mostly drawing spaghetti on your parcel?
>>40514973 She is the most cute pone this board has created, and if I happen to get her in this giveaway I will make her the pretties pone dress!
Anonymous
Mountain Mover If I include homemade treats in your package, will you eat them?
Almond Heart
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>>40513649 Pony Claus is a fantastic pony who spread cheer and joy. We couldn't do this event without them.
>>40513777 Please have my Trixie thought
>>40514973 I will absolutely look after my Nasapone if I win and I really like her mane.
Almond Heart
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>>40506412 I would bring Upsetti Spaghetti some cheer this Horsemas by making her favorite dessert to enjoy with her spaghetti.
Anonymous
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someone draw almond heart's almond hearti mean her winking marepussy her blazing snowpity is also acceptable
Tinsel Tote
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>>40513649 Yo, If I get one of these pones, you have my word she's going into orbit. in a nice way
SPONSORED BY: THE 2024 DODGE SUPERCREW WITH HEMI
SPONSORED BY: THE 2024 DODGE SUPERCREW WITH HEMI Thu 09 Nov 2023 00:55:29 No. 40517117 Report SPONSORED BY: THE 2024 DODGE SUPERCREW WITH HEMI
SPONSORED BY: THE 2024 DODGE SUPERCREW WITH HEMI Thu 09 Nov 2023 00:56:46 No. 40517123 Report >>40506485 AND TO BE CLEAR I DIDN'T DO THIS FOR YOU. YOU AREN'T MY FUCKING BOSS. I'M YOUR FUCKING BOSS. GET ME A GODDAMN COFFEE OR I WILL FIRE YOU.
Anonymous
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>>40517056 Telling me about your eclectic assortment of random tools is exactly the kind of comfy anecdote I was hoping to hear. I wouldn't know the exact names for individual tools, either.
Anonymous
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>>40516972 Extreeeeeeemly squishable mare.
Anonymous
>>40513662 mb I meant what the process that went into making it.
>>40513711 I don't know why I was expecting something more complicated, I guess the secret to doing stuff is just "I just did it that way"; I love how it turned out though.
If I started plush making as a hobby would you recommend DIY stuff (probably from someone else's pattern), and if not would there be a better place to start?
Anonymous
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>>40517117 >official sponsor Do you guys take rape dollars? I have a lot of those.
Anonymous
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>>40516914 Even if you were able to talk not being able to touch them would create a barrier of intimacy, since I didn't someone the pony for secret esoteric knowledge I would prefer the pony cuddles.
Rivalry
>>40515510 >>40515545 >>40515550 Oh, well. Guess we'll have to wait with bated breath.
Anonymous
>>40516189 >>40516972 These are so cute Maplecakes
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40517227 Thanks! Have another!
Icicle Slither the Lamia
Anonymous
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>>40517222 Lotta trips goin around lately.
Anonymous
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>>40514064 Fucking beautiful
Anonymous
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Flower Cart, if you're there, I'm getting ready to start on the main part of your gift, so if there's anything you'd like to tell me, now would be the time.
Grapefruit Boot
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>>40516914 As much as i long for her touch, i NEED to hear her voice.
Anonymous
Marmite Bond
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>>40517327 It's so over...
Anonymous
>>40516914 What the fuck is wrong with you if you pick the other one? Why the hell would your pony enjoy an hour of you autistically touching and fondling them?
Anonymous
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>>40517342 >not wanting to brush a mare's tail and just relax together, sharing body heat Are you b8ing or are you just that autistic that you consider nonverbal togetherness to be bad
Anonymous
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>>40517272 >one sock Pottery
Anonymous
>>40517327 I've chosen to ignore my potential santa or lack there of. crustmas is about giving, and im gonna give gosh dang it
Anonymous
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>>40517363 oh I know. it's just fun to shit post. also if they're lurking the thread I hope it makes them feel a little bad.
Anonymous
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>>40517272 >but sometimes, I like to wear this little sock over me snake-y tail Fannel Jammies
>>40516646 YOU! YES YOU! YOU ARE GONNA BE SO CHEERED IF USPS ACTUALLY LETS ME SHIP THE UNIQUE ITEM I'M MAKING FOR YOU
FlutterfrenSanta1
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>>40515677 Unable to find my exacto, I improvised getting the cutting the trace out. I am happy to state that no blood was shed, yet. I probably won't share any more images of this until horsemas just to keep some surprise.
I suppose we got another week, week-and-a-half, before ghost panic sets in.
Anonymous
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>>40517123 Do I get severance pay?
Kiwi
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>>40517117 Oh thank god I can get a jerrycan and set my 2023 Dodge Supercrew with Hemi on fire. Though my insurance premiums are super high
Anonymous
>>40517272 Have we had a lamia before?
Kiwi
>>40517432 First snek in my archives.
Anonymous
>>40517272 Is this a snek that will eat you alive?
Anonymous
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>>40516914 I'm not turning off my VPN to vote on that dogshit website
Anonymous
Anonymous
IT'S CARDMAS MOTHERFUCKERS
Anonymous
>>40517460 CARD ASSIGNMENTS?
Anonymous
>>40517461 CARD ASSIGNMENTS
Anonymous
COAL FOALThank you pony clause!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>40517272 Jump into that maw!
Anonymous
>>40517272 SHOW ME THE SNUSSY
Bunny Bakes
>>40517461 >>40517471 CARD ASSIGNMENTS!
Keep eyes on your inboxes, folks. My email rolled in 40 minutes ago. I suspect Card Slut is getting them all out as we speak.
captcha:4GV 42, Forgive the perfection of card timing.
Anonymous
What's a good card idea for someone who likes joblestia?
Anonymous
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>>40517504 Unshielded plutonium. Radiation burns and sunburns are similar.
Anonymous
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Amber Glow the kirin, I got you bro.
Pudding Pie
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>>40513649 These look so cute, I'd love to win one!
Pony Claus, your hard work is truly appreciated, and thank you for the time & energy you spent organizing everything, I can't even imagine how exhausting it must be.
Tinsel Tote
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>>40517461 >>40517471 >>40517501 ya best get to working on my card assignment, Cardslut. Otherwise, I can’t be held liable for what I send your way
Anonymous
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Strawberry Stirrups, I got you for cards. Do you like music/ what do you already have? I may slip an muzak into the card I send.
Anonymous
>>40516932 mane coming along nicely Tinsel Tote
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>>40517669 Lookin tight so far!
Anonymous
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>>40517669 you are talented my fren. im gonna be trying my hand at sculpting this year.
Tinsel Tote
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>>40517501 I have literally spent the last hour and twenty minutes crouched over my laptop spamming F5 on my email inbox. You better not be fucking with me, boy.
Anonymous
>>40516932 reminds me of pic related from that angle Tinsel Tote
>>40516972 gotta be the shortest, stackiest mare I’ve ever seen
Maplecakes the Kirin
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>>40517734 Thank you. That was the vibe I was going for
Frost Freckles
>>40514902 Is it normal that two people have same codename in /ss/? Because if not, conductor we have a problem!
Anonymous
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>>40517729 based The Expression poster
Maplecakes the Kirin
Pony Claus
>>40517765 Oh boy, we sure do!
I see someone from our only-cards list seems to have a duplicate name. Lemme go email derg and we’ll get you sorted out in a jiffy.
Mountain Mover
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>>40517073 Yes, not a huge fan of peanut butter but if it's tasty I'll eat it
Perky Lil' Prolapse
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Gleaming GIftwrap, it probably doesn't mean absolutely anything, especially if you've started (don't make me interrupt anything) but I forgot to put that I love snow ponies on my wishlist. So yeah, I love snow ponies. But again it probably doesn't mean much a4dtarthis point.
Pony Claus
>>40517765 Ok, just dropped you an email, but yeah, totally my goof there not catching that we had a duplicate name in the gift exchange and card-only event. I got a bit tunnel visioned and didn’t check the latter as well as I should have done. (I’m assuming you’re the gentleman in the card-only category since you just got the name email a couple days ago.)
Anyway, sent you an email with an updated name, and I think it’s pretty obvious that your OC is a changeling.
Anonymous
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>>40517864 What a fun song and pony!
Anonymous
The cards my cardees are getting are going to glow brighter than a room full of polos and ballcaps
Anonymous
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im just a waitin for my card assignments :) i got my card front design almost done. just have to finish coloring and get them printed.
Fairy Ring
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>>40517418 I WAIT WITH BAITED BREATH!
Shipping Label
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>>40514973 I will take care of my nasa she is good nasa she is cute and pure and i want to love her with my trixies
Pineapple Rightside Up Cake
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Mr. Cardslut, i responded, as promised.
Frost Freckles
>>40516350 Oh it's so hard to choose just one. I'd be happy with any of them, but if you want to prioritize one over another you can use the list like a top ten.
>>40517765 >>40517868 >>40517939 I've got a doppelganger :0
Anonymous
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>>40507920 >>40508257 Third thread repost for Carol Karaoke. I showed you my ss tag (no I didn't), please respond.
Anonymous
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>>40517729 Where did you get that picture of me? REEEE.
Anonymous
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>Card Slut offers me a secret extra card assignment Is that a common thing? I am definitely intrigued.
Shiny Showers
>>40518281 >doppelganger Not anymore! The princess of Christmas gave me new brand new soul, so no more worries about that.
Benevolent Bedlam
>>40518354 What a Ponish name for a Changeling. Whose identity are you trying to steal now? Hopefully somepony long gone. If you want to be part of the Neighborhood this badly, how could we ever deny you entry? (What does sucking up love taste like, by the way? ( :3 ))
Anonymous
>>40518354 >Shiny Showers I see Pissmas is still going strong.
Anonymous
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>>40517117 Yay! Glad to see Dodge return for the holidays once again
>>40517123 Y-yes sir. Would you like any sugar and maybe even cream (if you know what I mean)?
Shiny Showers
>>40518359 I-I'm not some stinkin' bug! I'm a real pony like everybody else here, things just mixed up a little!
Anonymous
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>>40518387 Hey now, don't defile the name of Christmas.
If you wanted a crusty stale bucket of horse piss you should have asked for it from your santa. Don't take it out on everyone else.
Shiny Showers
>>40518387 Now that was just plain rude! ;_;
Benevolent Bedlam
>>40518394 >>40518420 I enjoyed the chaos of that little doppelganger incident, but to keep things benign, I took another close look at you and find you to be a poniponi. Perhaps a bug did fly in, steal some love, then returned to its home planet. It's wrong to assume you are anypony but Shiny Showers.
Tell me more about yourself, Shiny. Do you perhaps happen to love decorating your place, cards and gifts with all things shiny? Glitter, gold, lametta? So much so, it showers the recipients in a shimmery mess? Or do you adore the sunlight being gently reflected in the snowflakes as they shower the Neighborhood? Personally, I just really like taking showers, especially lengthy ones during which I sing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJXWNV2wGu4 Snowy Sashimi
Green Glowie
Caramel Copycat
Amber Glow the Kirin, I've got a quick inquiry. Since you're interested in stuff related to the board, do you have any of the communal items we've made over the last few years? Stuff like /mppp/ plushies and the like. If so, could you let me know what you have already? Oh, and do you have any favorite board OCs?
Anonymous
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Lightning Punch, I'll be your cardee this year, and you better be ready because I don't have the faintest idea of what I'm doing
Shiny Showers
>>40518439 >Or do you adore the sunlight being gently reflected in the snowflakes as they shower the Neighborhood? Oh that's precisely it. Sometimes in january-february in absolute freezing temperatures up here in extreme North, we get the gentle rain of shimmering and dancing ice crystals in the sunlight. It's one of most beautiful things in the world, so it's quite fitting my tribe gave me that name. Have you seen any other snowponies around here?
Anonymous
Was talking with a friend last night who just had a major barrier to their future plans crop up, and it was really upsetting for her, obviously. Sometimes really tough obstacles come up and it’s hard, maybe impossible to see how we will ever get over them. I think it’s perfectly okay to feel that frustration, that sadness, in the moment, but it’s still important to remain resilient. Even really tough times can be overcome. It takes a lot of energy, a lot of planning, a lot of effort, and a lot of help, but whatever is in your way right now, don’t let it crush you, at least not permanently. I believe in you! You can get back up, and you can do the thing!
Anonymous
>>40518635 >You can get back up, and you can do the thing! I hope there aren't any legless Anons here
Benevolent Bedlam
>>40518603 As a Blob, I avoid the extreme cold for it turns me into a blobsicle, so I have little knowledge about the Snowpony branch of /ss/. I'd be surprised if there wasn't another Snowpony OC hanging around, and yet I can't remember any such pony off the top of my fake antlers. Sunlight reflected in snow is a truly beautiful sight to behold, and I always wish for a white Christmas or snow on my birthday like in years long past. Though obviously, a Blob watches such marvelous display only from inside its warm, hot coco-infused shelter.
Anonymous
Oh oh (or is it ho ho?) Illumination, your Santa here has a question! You said you already owned quite a lot of merch, can you be more specific about the stuff that relates to your favourite mares and fandom works? Accessories, apparel, books, crafts, figurines, plushies, wall decorations, you name it. I don't know how large of a list 'quite a lot' is, but the more info about what you have for me, the merrier.
Anonymous
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>>40518645 If I ever lost a leg I'd just force myself to use a prosthetic, I won't ever be a wheelchair nigga, I'll make myself a peg leg if I have to.
Anonymous
>>40518655 You cant hug me, Im hiding in a phone booth
Whimsy Whistlebow
>>40518603 >>40518655 Mountain Mover is an Abominable snowstallion.
Benevolent Bedlam
>>40518668 Right, I think I was half-asleep when this endearingly intimidating Snowpone was introduced. You make a lot of anons happy with your art, Whimsy. You're warming up for your card assignments, aren't you?
>>40518663 I can wait. I can encompass the phone booth. Unless it's a blue box doing disappearing acts.
Kelpie the Hippogriff
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Fluffy Feathers, Please tell you are fine senpai.
Whimsy Whistlebow
>>40518683 >warming up for your card assignments >by drawing digital That's not how it works Bedlam.
Anonymous
>>40518713 >prints image on cardstock Whimsy Whistlebow
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>>40518717 I draw personal images on the inside of each card anon.
Benevolent Bedlam
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>>40518713 Aww shugs, I was hoping it'd at least set up the right mood. Like my silly scribbles serving to hype me up for crafting something quite fundamentally different for my Santee. A different skill, yet a shared mindset of sorts. Then you better not overwork yourself, Whimsy. I've got my metaphorical eyes on you. (Blobs don't have eyes.)
Holiday Hoof Pick
Anonymous
Anonymous
Blazar Baubles the Kirin
Your Gift has started being put together Hunky Hymn! Hope you like it once it's done. Thank you very much by the way Whimsy Whistlebow for the art! Didn't get a chance to thank you last th
Blazar Baubles the Kirin
Anonymous
>my cardee doesn't want porn
Oak Roasted
Hey anyone mention me yet? Oak Roasted On the last couple threads, been busy with work sorry.
Anonymous
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>>40518946 We got a lot of ghosts this year
Anonymous
>>40518946 Are you gay or a woman?
Oak Roasted
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>>40518962 Nah. Just bored
Popcorn String
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>>40518811 Already out/going out, got mine yesterday
Winter Vintner
>>40518939 Myself I'm hoping for a lewd horsemas
Pineapple Rightside Up Cake
>>40518811 Im pretty sure that im the person holding them for non-burgers. Sorry...
>>40518962 Hes a Rarity appreciator, the chaddest man alive.
Anonymous
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>>40517478 Yay! So happy that she arrived safely and has a friend to hug!
Naptime
>>40519002 >My santee's reaction when he gets my gift Anonymous
>>40519059 did you bake him a tasty snack?
Anonymous
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>>40519025 More of a moon appreciator but rarity is best of mane 6.
>>40519059 same.
Naptime
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>>40519071 I know he'll be enjoy it
Anonymous
What do you mean you're not finished with your card? Anon, you're running out of time! Christmas is in 3 minutes!
Benevolent Bedlam
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>>40518946 I'm pretty sure I heard your name, better ctrl+f those threads, man.
Chuckles
>GIVEAWAY TIME Oh boy! I meant to do this last year, but that’s ok. I’m sure they’re still edible, right?>WHAT IS IT? Last year Traveler Trail, known Glimbomber, acquired a G% Advent Calendar for me. Two actually! I had one, and now this one is for (you)!>HOW DO I ENTER? Woof, woof! Bark! Nothing is better than festive dogs, so put on your nametag and show me your best holiday goodbois/girls. G5 and irl versions accepted. Winner will be chosen not at all randomly by whichever one I like the best. Be aware that, if I was not already horsemarried, I would consider Sunny waifu material. Extra points for original content.>DEADLINE Ain’t no way I’m bothering to track this giveaway across threads. You have until this thread archives and then I’ll draw during the next one. RUNNER UP ORNAMENTS? There will be none this year. I’m sorry. I really had fun with those, but last year was a little too much for me, and they take up a lot of time. I still love all of you though.
Anonymous
>>40519107 >christmas was 5 years ago Anonymous
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>>40519127 There was indeed a Christmas 5 years ago
Anonymous
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Funny Fuze, I've gotchu. Flutters acute by the way, best quiet horse.
Anonymous
>>40518946 I'm going to mention you right now: Oak Roasted, you have a lovely name and you've dressed Rarity so beautifully, I bet she's been singing your praises all day.
Anonymous
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Blazar Baubles, are you out there? It's me, your secret Santa. Don't worry I haven't forgotten about you :) I'm keeping an eye out for great gifts. -Your Secret Santa
Anonymous
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>still no peep of my santa When should I start getting worried? I'll give them at least this weekend before trying again with my name on.
Oak Roasted
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>>40519159 Lol thanks. She is from xpenglee, great plush artist.
Vogelfren !/xlxxUaapc
BRAH have you heard the latest poneh christmas song? BRAH I know it's no winter wrap up, but like the kids say these days it really CLOPS. IT CLOPS HARD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfUB8d7h_w0 Also Magpiepony released a new video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_taaoAIV1s4 Anonymous
>>40519206 Please don't share or comment on anything ever again. Thank you.
Anonymous
>>40517272 Is this a Vore snek. asking for a friend.
cuddle case
broccoli time, I have bought the last element of your gift, the crafting shall begin this weekend
Wool Socks
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Rearmost Refit! One of your gifts is being sent directly to you it's not the only thing you'll be receiving but the artist I ordered it from wasn't sure if they could get it out before I planned to put together your gift at the end of this month!! I didn't want to risk it not getting to you at all I'll hand a tracking number over to Pony Claus when I get it
Lucky Lightshow
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>>40519126 I am using this opportunity to reminds the board of the time I gave a friend this nice framed photo of his waifu at a horse convention. Very festive.
Anonymous
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>name popped up twice >so early in the threads that it got buried under everything and had to check desuarchive I'm here, I'll put my name on next post
Vogelfren !/xlxxUaapc
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>>40519217 Your denial only makes me harder.
Anonymous
>>40519126 Have a crimbo dog.
Green Glowie
Thread seems a little slow. Guess that means everyone is busy and that's a good thing! Anyone planning to overthrow any princesses today?
Anonymous
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>>40519356 Forgot pic, I’m braindead
Anonymous
Oddly enough,I haven't received any card assignments although I vaugely remember signing up to do cards
Anonymous
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>>40519363 haven't gotten mine either, nor my santa
Anonymous
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>>40519363 i havnt gotten mine either.
Anonymous
>>40516914 Anyone who voted for touching them is severely horny.
Anonymous
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>>40519359 >Anyone planning to overthrow any princesses today? It has taken a bit of a back seat since I'm preoccupied with my a/ss/ignment.
Anonymous
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>>40516914 both are good. but you specified VERBAL communication. so touch all the way.
im too autistic to complete sentences without trailing off anyway... but i want to hear rarity speak to me and tell me stories. i hate this question. i chose both fuck you.
Anonymous
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>>40519397 Why can't people just enjoy nonverbal contact, relax in a cool room sharing body heat, pet and scritch behind ears? Are you and the other anon who complained just that autistic that you can't connect with someone without talking about Mario 64 speedrunning all day? No horny required. Just affection.
Anonymous
My santee is allergic to bleach and chlorine. Does anyone know of any good holiday treat recipes that don’t use either of those?
Anonymous
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>>40519533 I hear cyanide tastes like almonds.
Anonymous
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>>40516914 >pony of your choice Easy tales, I'm picking Sunbutt (even tho I'm a moonfag) and asking how I can get to Equestria sooner. Checkmate retards, now I'll be able to cuddle my wife all day without yuor dumb restrictions
Anonymous
>santee likes Halo >drew his waifu on an infection form and shoved it into a box I hope he appreciates the effort it takes to draw on a macrovirus, and the CE flood theme I rigged to play when he opens the box
Anonymous
>>40519690 >Tell Santa I like <game> >As I start opening the box, thick red smoke starts spilling out >E1M1 starts playing Oh no
Not him, but based Checkerbloom
>>40519690 >giving your Santee the gift of UNITY and ONENESS with his waifu Anonymous
>>40519711 >MAKE US WHOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Anonymous
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>>40519727 FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!
Poinsettia Spaghettia
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>>40497888 Thank you very much! I look forward to getting them Santa! I’ll wait until Christmas to open them and will take pictures for you when I do.
Jingle the Breezie
>Illumination >Seven Meter Scarf I’m going to send you beautiful autists some cards!
Icicle Slither the Lamia
>>40517272 Whoa, thanks Maplecakes! That was unexpected, and you made me into an absolute certified cutie.
>>40517432 >>40517437 >>40517482 We're usually brumating due to the cold, but this year there's an unusual amount of portable heaters participating, and all of them look so warm and fluffy! No doubt thanks to Whimsy Whistlebow drawing them all.
>>40517444 >>40517448 >>40517490 >>40519220 It's rude to ask a lady about her diet. If it were up to me, I'd rather keep things wholesome.
>>40517493 Remember Anon, the sock stays ON during snex. Anonymous
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>>40519843 wtf I'm a strange waifu fag now
Rubber Stamp
>>40519002 I could go for cute, or lewd, or food, or whatever.
I have ordered the stuff for my santee. Thats you Winter Charge!
Havent seen my santa call me out yet. The suspense is killing me slowly. Like my high cholesterol.
Anonymous
>>40519843 Like swallowing whole?
Anonymous
>>40519002 the image is sexy but its also kind of gross. i dont think id drink that. but i could jack off to stuff like this.
like i dont want to accidentally drink poop coffee maybe if she never farted into the panties it would be fine. maybe a little bit of piddle is ok too.
i dont know why i feel this way, but i think i would rather just drink her urine than a filtered through panties coffee. ive got a full boner right now.
i know i said i dont want to risk doo doo particles buti want to also eat her ponut.
ok i would drink coffee poured over her genitals and anus. .
shes such a fucking slut, i bet she would want the coffee to be boiling. yeah id drink her coffee. i wonder if it would taste better if she tooted when i sip on her morning brew. it would at the minimum add to the experience.
after the caffeine has been ingested, i would fuck that horse until her fur is matted with my sweat and my chest is wet with her drool.
Anonymous
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>>40519960 >i know i said i dont want to risk doo doo particles buti want to also eat her ponut. The duality of man
Gleaming Giftwrap
>>40519126 Heres my dog sorry that he looks a little weird I think he has downs
Anonymous
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>>40519960 >i know i said i dont want to risk doo doo particles buti want to also eat her ponut. Checkerbloom
>>40519964 Anon... I... How do I put this?
I'm sorry, your dog... Has
sideways syndrome
Holiday Hoof Pick do not read below this line!
>>40519916 Hello Rubber Stamp!! I hope you've had an excellent year my friend.
>high cholesterol Hugs and motivation your way, if you want to make positive changes in that department!
Without spoiling anything, or hide it in spoilers, (not that I can necessarily do a similar gift this year), how is yours working? Still good after a year? Do you like it, would you rather have gotten something else? You don't even have to answer if you don't want but I'm so curious. Anonymous
>santee wants lewd, so you send them a lewd gift >it turns out they're underageb& >go to prison
Holiday Hoof Pick
>>40520027 Not hovering over a spoiler has never been so hard in my life.
Anonymous
>>40520042 >Not grooming your santee to be your gf Anonymous
>>40519710 >From the portal apparently embedded within the box, your waifu leaps out. >She wears a set of armour that looks oddly reminiscent of the royal guards' but with something resembling more of a pony-shaped cuirass, and an enclosed helm. >"Anon!" she says, slinging what looks decidedly like a shotgun onto a brace mounted on her saddlebag, "you've got to help me! Discord inadvertently opened a portal to Tartarus and now all the demons imprisoned there are spilling out into Equestria!" >As if to punctuate her statement, the rotting head of a royal guard pokes out of the box, growling in anger; his horn is alight and a pistol comes levitating up to point at your waifu. >Before she can do anything, you grab the shotgun from her side and empty a cartridge into the guard, sending him slumping back through the box with a warbling moan. >"So you really do know how to handle this..." she says, with nothing short of wonder in her voice. >As inequine growls begin to emanate from the box, along with the first pulsing, breath-like sounds of The Imp's song, you know with a certainty that you can't explain that you've met your calling. >You grab your waifu under one arm, clutch the shotgun with the other, and leap into the box/portal. TO CONTINUE THE DOOMQUESTRIA EXPERIENCE, PLAY THE MAW OF TARTARUS AND ITS AMAZING SEQUEL, HELLFIRE! Winter Vintner
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>>40519960 That was a journey and I like where it ended up
Checkerbloom
>>40520043 That's right, build up that tension. So close to release, only two more weeks till Christmas! It's so tantalizingly close you can almost reach out your tongue and taste it...
(don't actually hype yourself up idk if I can live up to it [oco] )
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40519960 This post is a wild ride, godspeed anon
Winter Vintner
>>40520042 well this is an 18+ site so you would have the get out of jail free card of them lying about their age. it's how all the other adult sites get out of it
Anonymous
>>40520114 >well this is an 18+ site so you would have the get out of jail free card of them lying about their age Anonymous
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Forging Fire your gift is getting made! I may not get around to decorating the box or anything extra bombastic like that, but we'll see.
Rubber Stamp
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>>40520027 Got it. No spoilers.
I have had an excellent year thank you! My gift from last year is still working well. And it makes me feel good every time i use it.
And no I wouldn't rather have gotten something else. It was thoughtful and awesome and I like it a bunch.
Anonymous
>>40520114 Every entrant should be required to sned Pony Claus their government ID, banking info, and birth certificate in order to participate.
Anonymous
>>40520151 >nice try glowie Anonymous
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>>40520151 I can give you a tofu and some coffee at most filly, with some purple princess' approval at that
Sorry
Anonymous
Amber Glow the Kirin
>>40518483 I have /mppp/ twiggles, nasapone, and the first anonfilly. I also have mini/large 4cc scarfs, some various pins/keychains/patches, and these beautiful books in pic related. I'd say favorite OCs are Thursday, anonfilly, any snowponers, and tracy.
Anonymous
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>>40520156 The rumors of federal agents using backdoors to view the collected personal information stored in the /mlp/ secret santa assignment lists are ridiculous. Please report anyone you suspect of spreading this dangerous misinformation.
Anonymous
>>40520151 I mean, I'm putting all that info on the form anyway. Like, how is my Santa supposed to make a good gift if he doesn't even know my blood type?
Tinsel Tote
>>40513555 Pudding Pie, Silversleeve, Slowshuffle the Donkey, Showbiz Wiz, Melodious Moon, Dancer Do, Driftwood Waves the Hippogryph, Zombocom the Zebra, Quiet Reflection and Holly Hype, I got you guys! It’s gonna be a hell of a trek, but my walking stick is ready.
I’m heading out now, I sure hope I can make it back in time to post my gift before the thread dies.
Anonymous
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>>40520190 40days and 40nights in the wilderness.
Are you the messiah?
Chompy the Diamond Dog
Tinsel Tote
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>>40520190 Dancer Do, you might be wondering why your location doesn’t appear on my map. That’s because I’m banned from your home province after I put up a sign saying “We Welcome Geriatric Ontarians”. I’m gonna have to send yours through the mail unfortunately
Pomegranate Parade
>>40513555 Merry Horsemas Tree Skirt, I got you! We are going to have a very fun Horsemas filled with lots of NUTS!!!!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Holiday Hoof Pick
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>>40520091 Ill cherish whatever comes to me :3
Icicle Slither the Lamia
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>>40519948 Like sharing some warmth and cuddling up close and comfortably.
Anonymous
>>40520236 Seriously though, if I had the time, I would 110% be down to go on a hiking journey across Canada with a backpack full of cards, living off of fast food and whatever I can shoot. I don't even need a tent, all I need is a sweater for a pillow, a tarp and some rope. That's it. I've done an insane amount of camping, my body is ready.
Anonymous
>>40520246 id join you. but i want the trip to be silent. not a word to eachother. even during the huge amounts of gay, passionate sex we'll have.
Caramel Copycat
>>40520167 Awesome! Thanks for the reply! Sweet book collection too; have you tried any of the marejuice recipes? Thursday's a cute!
Tinsel Tote
>>40520251 Awesome, I’ll need someone to carry the batteries for the speaker I’m gonna be playing full blast the whole time
Anonymous
everyones doing a giveaway, i should do my own. i got a tin g3 box that smells heavily of pot. you can put stuff in it but it is a little busted You have until next monday to enter
Anonymous
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>>40520246 >step into sasquatchswan >get plundered by sasquatchswan pirates >get plundered by windigos >get plundered by windigo pirates >and again by the windigos Anonymous
Duck Down
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Look at all these queers in this thread namefagging
Anonymous
Illumination
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>>40518658 Hmm let's see, for Lyra I have the Symbiote plush, the old Lyra funko, a lyre, a mousepad, as well as a couple comics (although I'm missing Silly Lyra Comic Book #2). I don't have any Bon Bon merch, and while she's not in the favorites list she does go awesome together with Lyra. For FoE I have a Blackjack plush, a Littlepip mousepad, some bottlecaps, playing cards, and pretty much everything FoE I'd want from Boiler3's store. I also have all of the physical book prints I'd want (including FoE, Background Pony, and Anthropology). I only have custom-made stuff for Jasmine Leaf, I don't think there's any merch of her.
>>40519786 I'll be returning the favor as soon as I get the assignments!
>>40519126 Not entering but I visited Norway recently and found picrel at a store.
Anonymous
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>>40520259 I enter your mom on mondays lol
Candlelight Archive
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Got lots of cute stuff so far for my santee! I only have a twiggy from the plushie thread but I’ve always wanted anonmare, since I missed out on her! My mother also used to be a pony plushie maker and she has a leftover pony. A present for my santee…… not telling who it is tho :D
Anonymous
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>>40520091 >2 more weeks till horsemas Anon...
Broccoli Time
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>>40519245 Yay! Glad to know I'm in good hooves.
Anonymous
>>40520184 You don't need to know the blood type to make a good gift, just send over mystery blood.
Worm on a String
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>>40519960 Wow that sure is a statement
Amber Glow the Kirin
>>40520252 I have not yet, but Fluttershy's is tempting.
Sweet Dreams
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>>40516127 my desk is massive but i've got monitors and CRTs everywhere on it. Since I've got a retro computer and my main workstation on the same desk, as well as another table for random crap I need close by such as stationeries.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40519960 anon no that'll lead to a yeast infection
Sweet Dreams
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also Hoodie Goodie i call you out for cards im glad you also like derpy
Anonymous
Milkshake Shimmy
>>40518455 Have faith! They'll show, and if not, the grinch rescuers are the best and brightest.
Anonymous
>>40520361 Ya like stickers?
Anonymous
>>40520417 That’s not true. I’m on the rescue team and I’m sending a macaroni painting and brushables of all the ponies but his waifu. (Since I don’t know who that is yet I’ve had to get all of the ponies, but that’s ok, I’ll just leave her out when I pack them up.)
Anonymous
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>>40520428 That's perfect, I can use them as a base for custom figures. Thanks Anon!
Anonymous
>>40517153 When I started. I made one of My Little Waifu's free patterns. Right after that I made the leap into making my own pattern from scratch. It took a lot of work and material, but I just focused on one part at a time so I didn't get overwhelmed. In the end I had an amalgam of attempts and a pony pattern.
I'm not sure if its the best way to start, but it worked for me.
Winter Vintner
>>40520122 imagine someone's parents found out and the kid has to explain why they wanted horse semen glazed cinnamon rolls and a life sized anatomically correct Aryanne plush that plays Hitler's 1936 Nuremberg Nazi rally speech ,with matching arm band and German flag inspired socks
Anonymous
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>>40520473 that is some gore shit
Anonymous
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>>40520473 that's the exact same thing i did
Anonymous
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>>40520376 >tfw no radioactive little horsie to kiss under the Horsemas mistletoe Think I might have myself a merry little cry.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>40519916 I called you out in the previous thread
Anonymous
>>40519916 That anon
>>40520585 did last thread
>>40513558 . Reminder to set highlight filters for your /ss/ name, as well as your santee's name to better see callouts and whatnot.
Rubber Stamp
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>>40520585 I see. Sorry i missed your post. I stand corrected.
Merry Thankmas!
Amber Glow the Kirin
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>>40520424 Absolutely, love 'em!
Mountain Mover
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>>40518668 Thank for art Whimsy, is great
Anonymous
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>>40520051 Meh. That's easy. Now, grooming your santa? That's a worthwhile endeavor.
I'll know I've won at life one of these years when my santa shows up at my house on Christmas Eve, dressed as my waifu and ready to cuddle.
Anonymous
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>>40518668 Oh my word I love him.
Anonymous
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>>40520156 And organize all this? Nah. It's so much easier to just have 100 agents sign up. They get all this info, free gifts, and they don't even have to do any work. I mean, it'd be nice if they put some effort in, but it sure would explain why we have so many ghosts this year.
Five-ever Stamp
Five-ever Stamp Reporting for duty! I can’t wait to get started on my cardees, each one of you sounds absolutely lovely!
Anonymous
https://www.twitch.tv/azgchip Making a plushie for one of (you) right now.
Anonymous
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I can't wait to get jumpscared and have an anxious breakdown when I get my card assignments I signed up for with full, non accidental intent.
Anonymous
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>>40520693 There's gonna be one happy faggot come horsemas day.
Anonymous
Five-ever Stamp
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>>40520685 Oh, duh, I just reread OP and it seems I forgot to mention my cardees!
Bundle-up! Snowy Charm! Marvellous Moo! Matte Finish! Ice Bright the Kirin! You’re all in good hooves with me!
Anonymous
>>40520693 >not an rdfag its over
Anonymous
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>>40520713 Dude just pulled out blue fabric. Very good chance it is a Dash he's making.
Kitten Kerfuffle
Jolly Pottery, Benevolent Bedlam, Wool Socks, & rage comics fag… I will be shipping your items on 1 DEC 23. Didn’t want you to be stressing about lack of comms or anything like that, so I’m leaving this here to keep y’all abreast.
Anonymous
>>40520693 mfw I'm a dashfag and my santa said they'd try to make this one extra special
Anonymous
>>40520788 >inb4 this anon gets the jar Anonymous
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>>40519363 it takes a ton of work to match up cards. cardieBOY does them in batches to ensure total coverage.
Anonymous
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>>40520805 heheheheHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!
IM JUST GONNA SAY IT! MY SANTEE IS GETTING A JAR! MY JAR! THE ONE IVE HAD BESIDE MY BED ALL THIS YEAR!!
Wool Socks
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>40520596 Took me a while but I finally figured out how to set up highlights on 4chanX
For anyone else that needs help:
highlight;/(Your Name)/
Copypaste that and put it into the Comments part of the filter to highlight posts with your Santa name, just replace "Your Name" and leave the parentheses in
Anonymous
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>>40520819 You may want to put an 'i' at the end of the regex (ie. the stuff in between the '/') as that's a flag to do a case insensitive search on a name. Plus, the filters I have set up are board specific so I won't see the highlights out of /mlp/.
eg. /Anonymous/i;boards:mlp;highlight
Kitten Kerfuffle
If anyone wants free pizza, Dominos has a coupon for a legit free pizza. Swear to Cadence herself.>EMGSL-XTMX2XDXF3
Anonymous
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>>40520845 nope.avi
obviously not in the US of A Anonymous
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Hey Bristlebrush, I've got a question.Do you have-slash-want any EQG merch? It's not on your list, but the characters are, so I was just wondering if that would be something you would be interested in.
Bundle-Up
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Card friends!! Pasture Bedtime, Panettone, Dairy Air, Crooked Conifer, and Five-ever Stamp, i'm gonna get you!
Anonymous
>still not called out for gifts
Anonymous
>>40520946 Same, I honestly think I got an offboarder who snuck in
Anonymous
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>>40520946 >>40520953 ive seen several get called out recently. dont worry too much frens :3
Anonymous
>>40520845 They stealth canceled mine even though I bought other shit too. Was going to be a bright spot in a shitty day, thank you dominos very cool
Jingle the Breezie
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>>40514973 Emphatically not entering, because I have a naserpon to love and cherish and someone else should have one of these, but it’s important that everyone knows that she is beautiful and her spirit of adventure and search for wonder is inspiring. I love how her story keeps drawing me back, but most of all, I think my favorite thing about her is that she is super duper alive and not dead. I really love that about her personality.
Jellybeans
Firefly Fountain, you're my assigned cardee this year!
Anonymous
>>40521085 >cardee >singular You doing alright, hornybeans?
Anonymous
>card front design complete >still no card assignments
Anonymous
>>40521152 >your cardee has a christmas birthday and wants a birthday card Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40521081 If anyone else still wants pizza and is willing to pay a bit, little caesars has the code "touchdown" for 15% off a $15+ order. Made it cost the same for more pizza than I was going to get from dominos buying another pizza along with the free one.
Anonymous
>>40521106 Not him, but the last time I signed up for 2-5 cards, I got the full five. I could probably deal with two cards, but five just adds to stress, when I also have to hand-make cards and gather gifts for non-/ss/ friends. Didn't want to risk it again this year.
Anonymous
>>40521161 Is it verboten to just go "Question for Cardslut, could you match me with two instead of five?" in the comments section
Anonymous
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>>40521106 >>40521161 >tfw i signed up for 5-10 and I have no creativity haha
Anonymous
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>>40521177 If it is the. I break the rules all the time.
Anonymous
Wool Socks
Anonymous
>>40521106 Is Hornybeans Jellybeans' extremely chaste evil twin sister?
Anonymous
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>page 2 It's so over
Anonymous
i am once again freaking out over the quality of my gift. working hard at it. damn looking at the mega makes me feel like i need to MARE SHIT UP. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS MAKE THIS STUFF. AAAAAAAA FUCK I WILL DO GOOD FOR YOU.
Wool Socks
>>40521331 Reminder that you're making a gift for a stranger, just do your best and you'll be fine man
Anonymous
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>>40521331 iktfb, i just spent the majority of the evening finishing up this thing ive been working on for my santee. now im gonna have to eat the cost of some materials because my original plan fell through
Anonymous
>>40521343 No, I'm making a card for a stranger
If I dont do it perfectly it'll ruin his Christmas
Anonymous
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>>40521276 i really want this to be the case
Tickle Treats
>>40514973 >>40521244 >Okay. I can take care of a Nasapone. I can at least do that much. And here's something nice I'll say about her: Nasapone a cute but no amount of cultural renovating is going to convince me that the United States of America successfully landed on the moon FIRST
To Solstice Sweets, my beloved
I have somethng ffor you but it's going to haev to wayit
Anonymous
>>40521343 yeah my shit looks so bad. ill make another few of them just in case i can get it right...
Anonymous
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>>40521364 Well no one from the nazi lunar party made it back to earth so it still counts as a win for the US.
Anonymous
>>40521347 That’s true. My gift last year was unbelievably low effort and shit and I’ll be honest the rest of my crimmus wasn’t that good either
I had been REALLY looking forward to it too, so it put a massive hamper on my mood for weeks.
Slipping Time
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>>40513649 Seriously, Santa. I don't know how you do it. I feel like I have enough on my plate with just one person to worry about. You have to organize and supervise this whole thing from start to finish on top of whatever else you have going on. You must be a busy person! Thanks for making this bird fly. It'd be a turkey without you.
Anonymous
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>>40521453 im putting a lot of effort into mine but that doesnt mean it looks good. im gonna run some more tests on it. if its still shit. ill give it to my santee but with other things as well.
ive already spent probably too much total on cards and stickers and material. ive also spent several days designing a card for him. and yes. it looks like ass. might try to re do it later. i want my santee to laugh and be happy when he opens it up.
im not an art nigger or a creative nigger. im a technical nigger with spaztic autism.
Almond Heart
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>>40519126 Have my favorite Christmas themed dog.
Pineapple Rightside Up Cake
>me reading Loving Lights fav ponies
Pineapple Rightside Up Cake
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>>40521595 Aaanyway...
Loving Light, do you have a ponysona or OC you can relate yourself with?
That amount
which is kinda resonates with mine, though, i never would express it with such amount of words of passion deserves to be doodled
Tinsel Tote
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>>40519126 Hell yeah, I’ll toss my hat in the ring
Brown Box
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i've completed the me-made portion of my gift. now alls i gots to do is wait for the good ol postal service to deliver unto me a few things, and wham bam. now i gotta start on my cards
Perky Lil' Prolapse
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>>40519126 The goodest (and shortest) girl!
Heavy Halbard the Canterlot Guard
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Just got my cardee squad assigned:>Sand Dollar >Posterboard >Shiny Showers >Speed Limit >Liquorice Tea >Eggnog Escape >Insomnia the Changeling >Matte Finish >Pumpkin Seed >Seven Meter Scarf >Dancer Do >Eepy Eve the Bap >Sparkling Snow the Kirin >Bristlebrush >Trying Thyme Your marecocks are under my command now, prepare for dissapointment! You will get standard issued shitpost cards instead!
Pony McPonyface
>>40510660 >>40511509 Sorry it took so long, Perky Lil' Prolapse. I was going to do a sketch but I kept dropping the ball in the art department. Still, here's Tidal Drift, if you want to do anything with her. No cutie mark yet since I'm new to OpenPony, so you can do what you want with that. She's a slumbersome mare that loved the ocean ever since she was filly, and dreams of what it would be like to live life under the sea.
Perky Lil' Prolapse
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>>40521661 I love her! I hope I can do her justice.
I'll hopefully keep you updated if I have more questions.
Anonymous
Lunar Harmony, Maplecakes, and any other mass mailer, who is your most favorite pony so I can prepare return cards? Chuckles and Cardslut I already know who yours are.
Anonymous
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>>40521729 >>40505799 >Pineapple Rightside Up Cake Thank you for your patience!
Also, you sure you don't want any foodstuffs? Not even those self stable local snacks?
Would you like to see some leaks of your gift now or during 25th Dec? or you rather wait till it arrives?
Anonymous
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>>40505799 >Pineapple Rightside Up Cake Thank you for your patience!
Also, you sure you don't want any foodstuffs? Not even those self stable local snacks?
Would you like to see some leaks of your gift now or during 25th Dec? or you rather wait till it arrives?
Anonymous
Alright one of my card fellas from last year gave me some hot chocolate and I didn’t drink it, it’s expired now but I found it in my cupboard and it’s time. I’ll let you all know if I die!
Quiet Reflection
>>40513978 >>40508895 >>40511777 Bunny Bakes!
I have had a hek of a week.
so sorry for the l8 reply.
those 2 ingredients specifically in large quantities make me super nauseous for same reason.
aside from that, i am open to any flavors really
love me sum bred
Anonymous
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>>40521777 Blessed trips of giving it a fair try. Unless it was explicitly poisoned by your (card) santa, it's not going to hurt you. That stuff is mostly just sugar. It might taste stale if it actually contained some chocolate, that's all. I'm not exactly proud to say it, but I've already eaten so much expired shit in my life due to my upbringing, I've come to be unimpressed by exp. dates. Trust your senses, bro.
Store Brand Soup
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The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot, Caramel Swing, Candlelight Archive, Fill 'Er Up, Securtiy Breach. You lot are gonna get a hot load of horsemas cheer along with a card this year.
Bunny Bakes
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>>40521816 No worries, dude. Only curiosity now is if you have any merch (official/fan) that I might accidentally send dupes of.
On a related note, I need to make sure a loaf of punkin bread will last a few days in a box onthe mail truck.
Anonymous
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Way to go making it through to Friday! Hey, see, I knew you could do it, and here you are. We’ve got just a little push to make it through the day, but you’ve already done tougher things. We’ve got this!
Benevolent Bedlam
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Calling out my Cardee, is your name actually "Securtiy Breach" or should it say "Security Breach"? And between your favorite three characters, is one of those your waifu?
Wool Socks
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>>40521366 >>40521347 I'm sure you're fine anon it's gonna be okay I believe in you both!!! c:
Dorsal Stripe
Dear Snowy Sashimi- sorry for the late call out, but rest assured your autistic desires are well up my alley & I'm about to deliver <3 T. mobileposter
Firefly Fountain
>>40521085 Woah. Should I rub oil all over myself before opening the card?
Should I have a container of vasoline open and in arms reach as I succulently open the card you are sending, containing a part of your mind that you wish to impart to me?
Solstice Sweets
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>>40521364 Yay! Super excited.
And not a problem. Am a very patient anon.
WonderWaves
AYO FINALLY GOT CARD ASSIGNMENTS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Nicehooves Carol Karaoke Gingerbread House Security Breach Holly Hype Expect some cheer in the mail here soon. I'll let you all know when I'm sending em' out!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>still no card assignment I signed up for more than last year and I need to start working on em, come on
Lunar Harmony
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>>40521729 Verity is my most favoritest pony ever. I love the way she says “Neigh” when she neighs!
Anonymous
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>>40522123 Ah yes, the Mane Six. Blondshy, Rainbow Dash (G3), Anonymous, twiligt sprkle, TWILIGHT SPARKAL, and Pinkie Pie.
Anonymous
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We need a new thread before Christmas dies!
Snowy Sashimi
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>>40522020 Yay my Santa called out. I was worried.
and I understand the concern over mobile posting. I am also a mobilefag
Benevolent Bedlam
NO PEEKING ALLOWED FOR KELPIE THE HIPPOGRIFF. I have begun [the thing].
It's still pretty much just a rock and no Spikey Wikey, and unfortunately I'm away over the weekend, but I'm starting to believe this will eventually turn out quite nice given a few dozen more hours of work. I'm still in the early phase of using some big rasps or a saw to establish basic shapes. The soapstone here, being a soapstone, has some flaws I've got to work around, but it has an absolutely lovely green color that will re-emerge after sanding and oiling. It's a slow grind when you lack experience, I've only carved once and that was magnitudes smaller. I'm creating so much powdery sand, I keep spooning it into containers to further fill up this sort of sand-filled specialty cushion I use as a placemat. It's also why I use this cardboard box for now. On second thought, I might do well in bringing this thing along. Oh fuck, what have I gotten myself into? Spike is supposed to be holding the Crystal Heart carved from a separate stone. Yet the soapstone dictates the final pose of his arms once I've roughly worked out the rest of his body. I've got to work within hard limits (ba dum tsss). I'll post my rough sketch in the next post. >>40522020 If Snowy doesn't see this before the thread dies, I'll keep an eye out to inform them.
Anonymous
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Ho ho ho! Merry Horsemas!>GAKAWS
Benevolent Bedlam
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>>40522208 The aforementioned idea sketch. No peeking for Kelpie.
Anonymous
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Hello Oopsy Daisy! I'm very excited to be your Santa! Your ponyo OC is very silly and cute. If you could verify however, if I were to get art of her, would it be the one with a white coat and swirly glasses, or purple coat and normal eyes at the Derpi link you provided?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40522238 It's ogre, you could have prevented this!
Anonymous
Part of my santees gift arrived today but the package was empty, so there is a lost mare somewhere in the mail system. I hope she finds a good home.
Anonymous
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>>40522265 woah thats messed up. small mares dont need to be trusted with the public.
Anonymous
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>>40522265 >lost mare somewhere in the mail system Oh no, I really hope her adventure has good ending!
Bunny Bakes
We need a decent horsemas image for next thread
Anonymous
Snowy Sashimi
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>>40522020 you did get the address right?
Bunny Bakes
>>40522290 Done
NEXT THREAD
>>40522295 >Error: You must wait 3 minutes 53 seconds before posting a duplicate image. 4chan Pass users have lower cooldowns.
Huh, neat, never had that be a thing
Snowy Sashimi
Anonymous
Snowy Sashimi
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>>40522306 Goddammit.
And I fucked it up.
retard is me
Jellybeans
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>>40521106 >>40521161 Pretty much this, I feel like I could maybe deal with two cards at most, so I figured I can handle one card easily.
>>40522027 My cards and gifts aren't hornyposts, they're just standard horsemas cheer.
Anonymous
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Now that this thread is dead, I can safely admit that I’ve been on a stakeout at my assignment’s house for 18 hours straight and I’m pleased to report that they’re incredibly hot.
Anonymous
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Now that this thread is dead nobody will know I want to frot with futa Fluttershy
Anonymous
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Now that I've ejaculated in your mom, everyone will know your dad is a huge cuckfag