Six more days until the parcel services close! Get on it, Santa!
Come celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.
>How’s this thing work? Read the FAQ!
The short form:
Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!
Sign up at:
https://horsemas.anonfilly.com/ Schedule of events and deadlines:
The Past: Signups Occur. They're over now.
Now:
>Gift Assignments are officially FINISHED. >Card Assignments are officially FINISHED. CHECK YOUR EMAIL
CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER
SEND YOUR GIFT
Dec 1st - 10th is the latest suggested mailing period. Consider mailing on the early side if you’re shipping internationally.
FAQ here :
https://fag.anonfilly.com/ Have thoughts/suggestions? The suggestion box is here:
https://reeeeeee.anonfilly.com/ Latecomers
Latecomer signups ARE CLOSED. December 17th -20th is suggested mailing period
Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: ponyclausmlp@gmail.com
Card Ambassador and assistant dragon supreme: thecardslut@gmail.com
>BUT IT’S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET! REEEEE! GO! GO! GO! MAIL! MAIL! MAIL!
If you haven't wrapped up gifts it's time for that, my friends. If you're experiencing unavoidable or unexpected delays be sure to inform your Santees in thread and maybe even Pony Claus too if you can't get a response. There's only one business week of mailing time left, so stuff needs to get out ASAP to arrive in time for Christmas.
In the meantime, while we wait to open presents, hang out, talk with your fellow anons, write a green, write a song, draw an OC, have some fun!
>PLEASE REMEMBER TO: CTRL+F Your name and your assignment's ID to see if your Santa or Santee have posted already.
Mention your Santee by name so they know they're taken care of and they won't be grinched.
Make a post with your ID on so your Santa knows you're alive and they won't be ghosted!
Previous Thread:
>>40640893
Anonymous
Layin’ Pipe
Santa Anon I have received your package! It’s pretty big holy fuck
Anonymous
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>no /mlp/ in the name >no year
Rivalry
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Thank you, Fairy Ring for a wonderful mail mare card!
Rivalry
Thank you, Beefsteak the Minotaur, for a wonderful message. I did not miss the Sun impression on the top. Very nice and subtle.
Rivalry
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>>40649160 Yay. My card's arrived. Glad you like them!
Naptime
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BTW, Mr. Santa who shall remain anonymous, I have your tracking number. I now await your package, and don't worry, I won't dox you like what my santee did to me.
Anonymous
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Bubblegum Blast your package shows delivered two days ago but the online tracking only tells me it was delivered to Other. Can you confirm it got to you?
Ruby Royale
Pumpkin Seed, your card came in today. Thanks for the warm wishes and saucy buggo!
Anonymous
I picked up the Minty pillow at the post office today, thank you for the giveway Chuckles! Filly was stoked to welcome another green autistic poner.
Nitro Nuggets
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>>40560984 Hey Holly Wand, I didnt even realize you had called me out, take your time fren! I hope the holidays treat you well.
Misty Morning
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Hey Bake Shop, I just saw your message updating me about the arrival dates of the gifts you're sending me from the other thread. I'll be back home with my parents for a few days over Christmas and I'm staying with some friends for New Year so I may receive/post it a little late depending on when it arrives. I'll be sure to post it in the thread to let you know as soon as I'm able to get back home and open it!
Broccoli Time
I also got this banger card from Loving Light today. Thank you so much for the kind words and carefully curated selection of prints and stickers!
Anonymous
Nutmeg,>gift will be arriving on time for Christmas opening >second portion of your gift will be arriving on the 27th >is BEEG >Horsemas is saved
Broccoli Time
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>>40649475 >forgot to namefag and misspelled giveaway Gosh I am sleepy, only few more days to go... Don't work in retail kids.
Peperomia the Changeling
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>>40649457 God I am so jealous of that saucy bug that Pumpkin Seed is sending out.
Scarlet Dawn
>Almond Heart
Almond Heart
>>40646636 Have many bootleg Twilights
Almond Heart
>>40649524 Yes, I have received the package in question and improved upon it. It's fairly hefty and I'm excited to see what's inside. Your other package should arrive on Wednesday according to the tracking.
Benevolent Bedlam
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>>40649269 I feel honored, bro. Let me sleep before sending you an email; my address will start with "pa...".
>>40648655 It's all part of the charme.
Scarlet Dawn
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>>40649536 Oh you on top of it noice!
I'm also mega stoked for the opening!
Gifts in the other package are wrapped so you can open the outer box (so you can enjoy the lame non mlp wrapping paper T.T).
Anonymous
Cinnamon Sunrise, my car took a shit on the way to the PO last week and I just got it back tonight. I’m hoping shelling out for express shipping will get your gift to you in time for Horsemas, but regardless I’m seriously sorry about cutting it so close.
Sweet Dreams
Snow-Way Jose, your parcel arrived! It's a little beat up but i stuck it under the tree. I didnt look at your last message's photo since I want to see the design in person, i'll tell ya what I think when the day arrives!
Anonymous
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>>40649421 Glad to hear it arrived safely!
Anonymous
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Hello Holiday Hijack
Brown Box
>tfw repeating the catch-up cycle of doing the last threads requeste in the following thread
Anonymous
>>40648597 >Guiding Star the Batpony This is a cute name.
Anonymous
>>40649608 more brown box please
Anonymous
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>>40649609 I want art of her
Five-Ever Stamp
new bread new giveaway reminder
Fill 'Er Up
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Chompy the Diamond Dog, your gift is just about done. I'm trying to work out some more flourishes to put on this one, and I'm excited for you to receive it!
Anonymous
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Simply Spiked, many apologies for the late response. You gift is on it's way and should arrive on the 21st.
Brown Box
HOLY SHIT BROS
Anonymous
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Heeeeeey Bristlebrush!
cuddle case
>>40647953 awesome! the gift will probably take at least a week to make so don't expect it on horsemas, also do you prefer a golden look or a colored look?
I did not at all forget to post this reply in the last thread Driftwood Waves the Hippogryph
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>>40649679 My favorite bootleg pony's are ones with Pink hair and a yellow coat after my favorite pony Fluttershy so if you don't mind I'm posting 2
>A unopened My Little Horse egg with a Not Fluttershy Alicorn Filly with the same Cutiemark as Princess Luna and lightning bolts around the eyes. >Queen Chrysalis go home your drunk and look nothing like Fluttershy. She was a keychain too but I was scared of losing her so I removed her from the little plastic clip and put her in the Flutterherd on my desk.
Brown Box
>>40649713 FUCK I FORGOT THE RIGHT PIC
Anonymous
>>40649713 I misread that as "These cards fucking suck" and thought I was about to hear It's Just a Burning Memory in my head
Anonymous
>>40649679 all praise the raritube
Anonymous
Have you mailed those cards yet?
Anonymous
>>40649764 I'm waiting for my cards to dry before shipping them out.
cuddle case
Anonymous
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>>40649769 Cum takes a few minutes to dry. But I think we wouldnt mind it still a little warm, anon.
Anonymous
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>>40649764 No I haven't, cards make me more anxious than the gift and I always procrastinate infinite on them, and actually it's card, not cards, to me because I only do one
Anonymous
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>>40648359 >>40649321 Silly, called you out twice at the beginning and you missed both, somebody else was kind enough to point out the second time.
All the stuff I said is in the box? I lied, and shipped an empty box. Even went so far as to pay for extra shipping weight so you would think something is in there as UPS reports a 10lb box.
I don't think you missed me after that second time at the beginning though.
I suspect you might have questions on how to properly use what Is in the
empty box. If you do, just ask.
Benevolent "I should be in bed at this hour" Bedlam
Benevolent "I should be in bed at this hour" Bedlam Tue 19 Dec 2023 02:22:34 No. 40649806 Report Rolled 32 (1d100) >>40649719 >golden or colored Fuck, I can't decide. Which one suits the mystery gift better, as in, better conveys whatever chaos, shitpost and/or wholesome energies are being channelled into [the thing]?
If I roll dubs or 25, you gotta do both somehow. ^;)
Pasture Bedtime
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bundle-up your card got here!
Almond Heart
>>40649679 Please see my entry earlier.
>>40649525 Sherry Merry
Eepy Eeve The Bap your gift has arrived safely today! Thankfully the post office didn't put the box in a hydraulic press lol. Is it safe to open? Just wondering if the gifts are wrapped or not and don't wanna spoil things before Christmas.
Anonymous
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>>40649475 >>40649492 You take very pretty pictures friend! Happy Minty arrived for Christmas!
Anonymous
>>40649525 >top left >bootleg that was one of the first official plushes, from Toys R Us. Pinkie was made in that style too
cuddle case
>>40649806 32 then, no idea which one it means, please go to bed setis- bedlam
Brown Box
>>40649755 lmao, i was too excited and typo'd. i also have a dangerous level of caffeine in me so im tweaking a bit
Anonymous
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>>40649852 You're all hopped up on stimmies? Good time to consider brown box.
Anonymous
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Remember, if your cardee hasn't posted your card, it's not because they hate you, it's because you hate them and sent a terrible card.
Frootloop
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Cookie Tin your package is on the way! Should be there by Friday, sorry for the lateness, I hope it's worth the wait!
Dairy Air
Some exciting things arrived in the mail today, starting with the not-so-good news. I came home to discover my Santa's gift half-submerged in a puddle of fucking rainwater. Luckily the box was wrapped in plastic, but it appears some water managed to seep in, and some of the sides and edges feel slightly waterlogged. I really hope everything inside is undamaged.
Benevolent Bedlam
>>40649850 >no idea which one it means That means the dice was working. Even dubs would've left you guessing. Your gut will eventually tell you. It will whisper you sweet promises of neverending glory. A twitch in your fingers that itch for divine inspiration. A spark, if you will. An epiphany once you realize I will love it either way and yet there's a path to pick, a decision to be made, one reality to be dismissed so the other can live. I'm the blank canvas staring you in the face, Cuddle Case.
>go to bed Forgor how sleep werks. Me dumdum.
Dairy Air
>>40649901 In more cheerful news, two wonderful cards arrived today from Fall Fashion and Bundle-Up! Thank you both so much for these great cards and all the Appuls! A toasty nirik is the perfect way to keep the hearth warm this holiday.
Wool Socks
Dairy Air
>>40649915 Thank you both for the warm wishes, and for the outstanding drawing! God, I love this holiday and mares.
Fall Fashion
Got your card today dairy air. Unfortunately it got a little fucked up in the mail, still an amazing card though. The ornament you sent is incredible. thanks!
Anonymous
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Hey Flannel Jammies.
Anonymous
>>40649938 I'm surprised the machines don't fuck these up more often.
Anonymous
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>>40649842 Pretty sure all but one or two of them are officially licensed products
Thin Ice the Yak
Thank you Chuckles and Lil Whiskers for the cards! I love the ornament Chuckles and it is currently on my little tree.
Anonymous
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>>40649938 it's a miracle it arrived at all
Anonymous
Wool Socks
>>40650005 HOLY SHIT THESE LITTLE LEGO GUYS ARE ADORABLE
Five-Ever Stamp
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>>40649836 I’m so sorry I missed you, I’m adding you into my notes right now!
Tbh your picture is my favorite so far. Won’t help the odds, course, but I love me some fanart of Celestia’s little experiments
Chuckles
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>>40650005 Thin Ice, my Yak friend! So happy she made it by Hearth's Warming. You're a cool g, and I hope you have a stellar holiday!
Anonymous
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>>40649938 It was Twilight Sparkle on the grassy knoll.
Anonymous
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>>40649901 You have not just a perfectly valid reason to open that thing up right now but a genuine emergency situation that demands you do so. Better for a gift to be spoiled early than spoil early.
Anonymous
>>40650005 >>40650014 They really are very precious. Now show us your bonkles.
Brown Box
IOU'd
>>40640939 one(1) drawing
here you go frendo
Anonymous
I did it bros.
Anonymous
Wool Socks
>>40650041 I don't know if you're asking me or the other anon but sadly I don't own any bonkles, I did build a model kit recently though, picrel
>>40650071 I recognize a qtpony plush when I see one! I have a couple plush from him too, he makes amazing plush
Anonymous
On the eighteenth of December, amidst the festive array,
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40650117 HORSEMAS CHEER SPOTTED
Brown Box
Anonymous
>start to gather all the gifts for my santee so can wrap them up and overnight ship them >one is missing >turn the house upside down looking for it >nowhere to be seen
Anonymous
>>40650138 Oh damn, I was going to warn you sent it to me but I figured it was just an extra
Snow-Way Jose
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>>40649581 Im happy it arrived safe. I really hope you enjoy it. Sucks australia post cant cate care of packages for shit.
Anonymous
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>>40650107 >I recognize a qtpony plush when I see one! Ya they are the bestest! Wich he wasnt so off and on about plushing :(
Ice Bright the Kirin
So Peppermint Mocha, I fucked up the box.
Anonymous
>>40650187 why did you char your shit
Ice Bright the Kirin
>>40650196 well I was trying to toast my shit, not char it
Anonymous
>>40650202 why were you toasting your shit, Nurgle
Anonymous
>>40650204 gives it that nutty flavor
Anonymous
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>>40650138 of course I find it 5 minutes after I post about it and not in the day long search before it.
I found it in my wallet >>40650147 That would have been quite impressive considering I didn't send anything to anyone yet.
Ice Bright the Kirin
Ice Bright the Kirin
Peppermint Mocha
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>>40650187 No worries my dear friend, if it comes late maybe it will cure my post holiday depression B)
Anonymous
I want my cardees to know I looked up a quality image of their waifu to masturbate to before starting on their card.
Anonymous
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>>40650319 Did you cum each time? Thats lovely!
Anonymous
>>40650041 Bro, you aren’t ready for me to bust out my fucking Karzahni
>verification not required Anonymous
Hello Anons, it's time for Yet Another Used Horse Pussy Giveaway! Participation per posting purportedly perfect, pert pretty purple
princess (permitted + preferred) pone provides pictured prize procurement possibility.
>What? https://files.catbox.moe/uxxiv7.JPG https://files.catbox.moe/rbkgad.JPG Used AMI tight one-hole pony, old version (not suction plug-compatible), Twilight-coloured, sold as "with defect" which I'm not sure what it is but it does now have a tear at the top:
https://files.catbox.moe/grrxt8.JPG Always used with water-based lube, cleaned with water and soap, rinsed with cleaning alcohol after use, and stored in the plastic bag it came in.
>How? Respond to this post with your Holiday ID on so I know you participate in the event (and can get your address from Pony Claus/Card Slut/Kiwi) and something Twilight Sparkle (pony) related. I'm obsessed with this purple mare so I'm blatantly abusing this opportunity to get what I crave. Entries will receive:
>1 ticket for pre-existing content >3 tickets for OC (please indicate as such) Before the drawing, I may also add up to 2 more tickets to entries of my choice, OC or not (meaning 5 is the highest you can go), so post the good stuff.
You can enter for 1 ticket first and then post OC to get to 3 later.
>When? Not before the 27th, UTC, so you have a week and a bit to enter. Considering how many entries the other horse pussy giveaways got in a short time, this might not be the best way to run this kind of giveaway, but hey, let's see what happens.
Brown Box
>>40650349 im tired of losin' these fockin' giveaways
Anonymous
>>40650355 I should be able to (finally) get your card out tomorrow, Brown Box.
I'm half tempted to drive over and give it to one of the post offices in your town, but it'd still probably get sent halfway across the state first. Anonymous
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>>40650344 Okay, so apparently my high-speed bonks are in storage, but I’ve got these fuckin’ units available for a pretty reasonable and kickass pic lmao. Before I started collecting…umm…other stuff, I was big into getting all the bonks cause I loved tf out of them as a kid and always lamented I didn’t have them all. Someday I’ll do some extremely autistic MLP x Bionicle shit and post it here to flex on you poors
Anonymous
>>40650349 does it feel good?
Dairy Air
>>40650349 These giveaways always get posted when I'm at work, and I always forget to enter them when I get home.
Anonymous
>>40648754 /r/equesting Checkerbloom in a nurse outfit
Heavy Halbard the Canterlot Guard
>>40650349 Looking for something to stuff inside a future ponimalion plush, sign me up please
Anonymous
>>40650349 99% of the time I’m glad I have a pussy and not a penis, but man, I sure wish I could use a ponahole ):
Brown Box
>>40650369 its tradition all simple deliveries get sent to shepardsville, louisville, shepardsville, my town, louisville, then my house finally. if we dont follow the ancient ways it just simply isnt worth it
Anonymous
>>40650470 >Not going pussy-to-pussy with the ponahole Fucking amatures
Anonymous
>>40650472 Yours don't go to Frankfort at least once?
Brown Box
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>>40650485 only when i least expect it
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40650071 She looks so serene in that outfit
Anonymous
>>40650481 they make grindable sex toys, but I’ve yet to see a mare grindable so I can finally trib with applejack
>>40650493 sorry, I only have the one
Anonymous
>>40650510 breasts with nipples or gtfo
find a way out of that one, vagina haver! Anonymous
>>40650512 But birds are reptiles! They don't have nipples, silly. Not even the chicken breast that comes from the store has them.
Anonymous
>>40650516 cloaca or gtfo?
Caramel Copycat
Fumble Buns! Thank you so much for the amazing card! I adore your drawing of Tolly; she's beyond cute! Thank you for the well wishes, and happy Horsemas!
Anonymous
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>>40650512 not sure why you guys like birds so much, but I found a chicken breast sipping from a catch-drip nipple for ya
Brown Box
>>40650510 this lack of true determination has interrupted my nightly routine. what you cant get from friction you can make up for with force and fantasy. play a couple quirky mare lewd asmrs and get frisky femanon, i believe in you
Anonymous
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>>40650548 The hero we need, not the one we deserve
Anonymous
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>>40650510 get a sybian :^)
Anonymous
>>40650548 you know what Brown Box? You’re so right. I’m gonna grab my best apple cider, search for an applesmr, and go to town
Brown Box
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>>40650576 happy to help, and celestia speed
Anonymous
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>>40650470 Same.
I mean not to get 40% in here but don't every girl kinda wish they had a dick sometimes, seems like a dick is way lower effort to coom with for one and dicks look so much better too.
> The solution is clearly to pray Celestia makes us Futa in Equestria Pizza Roll Parade
Finally finished getting things settled and actually started making and addressing cards today, 25 down 225 to go lol
Brown Box
>>40650576 to hell with it, make it two femanon drawings to honor the moment. both of which extremely garbo since im tucked in bed drawing on my phone like a chimp
Anonymous
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>>40650615 >rowdy cowpony knows how to get what she wants UNF
Anonymous
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>>40650615 absolute kino, you get me brown box
Anonymous
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>Only two out of ten cards I sent were posted >most of them must have already been delivered since they were sent into neighborhood countries >package is still on the way two weeks later even though it is only two countries away
Coconut Snowball
>>40650349 sure thing boss, my trash chicken scratch is the only thing in season these days
Coconut Snowball
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>>40649679 want for my santee, cause these ended up being super fucking tiny
Double Dutch
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>>40648597 >>40648641 I'm so happy that you like them :D
Pine Peaks
>>40649901 hey Dairy Air, your Santa here, I'm really sorry to see that happened to your gift. if you're fine with opening it now I would probably recommend doing that to check on everything since there are some things in there I can't imagine interact too well with water. but I really hope everything turns out alright!
Benevolent Bedlam
>>40650611 I added an extra paragraph of autism when you asked for it in the thread. Can't wait for your spaghetti, I love it. I'm a Noodle-lover, after all.
>>40649922 Does Wool Socks care about sempai? D'aww. ^:)
Nice diabolicallywinning another giveaway, bruh. Enjoy your benevolently gifted Breadlam, I'm quite jelly it won't make it to my Blob belly.
Couldn't fall asleep until hours later, couldn't stay asleep, couldn't make it out of bed at a reasonable time because THEN I'd keep dozing off, feel increasingly physically and mentally ill because this has been every night in the past 3 weeks. I've never been a person to wake up refreshed, but I hate it when things get out of hand like this. For no discernible reason, no less. I look like someone about to jump off a cliff. Will have to sit this mental health crisis through... Wool Socks
>>40650470 Real, I feel this too
>>40650820 >spoiler I am concerned for your well-being, I hope you'll be okay
Nutmeg
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>>40649499 Tracking number received, thank you Santa! I am incredibly excited to see what you have in store for me this horsemas. I am eternally grateful, my friend.
Anonymous
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Hey there, gorgeous.
Anonymous
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>>40650528 I woke up in the right thread. You goobers always make me giggle.
Anonymous
>>40650854 You should be asleep at this hour, yourself.
Wool Socks
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>>40650912 Yeah yeah I know, my sleep is shit too plus my cat wakes me up a bunch because he's super active at night so here I am
Anonymous
>>40649679 Check it out. It's Pegasus Applejack!
Rivalry
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>>40650948 Lol. Forgor name.
Anonymous
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>>40650443 Holy shit seconding this
Insomnia the Changeling
Cards!>Holly Hype >Chuckles >Carol Karaoke >Panettone >Lil' Whiskers/Red Palette >Banana Pancakes my cat likes to fuck with stuff on my desk so its all safely tucked away at the moment
Anonymous
Ded thred
Bunny Bakes
Lunar Harmony, Noontime Breeze, Got your card yesterday while I was asleep. The nighttime Canterlot Mountain horizon shot on the back is comfy.
Anonymous
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Red Maple, your gift has been mailed. It "should" arrive Thursday or Friday.
Blue Print
I just received this box!! The drawings on it are super cute.
Wool Socks
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>>40651181 And (you) are letting it happen by posting something such as this, shoo shoo now find something better to do with (you)r time
>>40651188 BREAD!!!!
Anonymous
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>>40651243 Now we know your first name, pizzas inbound
Anonymous
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Is that CCP Steam you're playing gmod on?
Anonymous
>>40651243 On the 26th day of doxxmas, a horsefucker said to we, "my santee lives in this city"
Anonymous
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>>40651329 "My Santa" but you get the gist
Delete your post
Fall Fashion
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Got another card today from lunar and noontime. Thanks bros! The pin you sent is awesome
Anonymous
Onyx Overboard!
Tinsel Tote
>>40650349 How many fucking horsepussies do you have??
Anonymous
Is this the most doxmas in a season?If I'm contemplated, do I get a...prize?
Anonymous
>>40651433 >If I'm thought of, do I get a prize? Anonymous
>>40651433 Yes, a realmare will be sent right to your house during christmas night and sit on your face
No, there's no good side to that, a fucking horse will sit on your face, it will end just like an egg.
ActualPostalFag
>>40649938 >>40649951 If a machine jams, its always because some retard put shit like that in to it. Then other letters pile up after it. Thanks for making my job difficult.
Then you wonder why your letter is late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4nj7IH_fik Blue Print
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fugg, if you send pizzas to me please send the cheesy ones
Anonymous
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>>40651475 You're welcome!
Anonymous
>>40651433 >contemplated Do you mean compromised?
Pine Needles, M.D.
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Fall Fashion
Pine Needles, M.D.
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I was pleasantly surprised to be greeted with all four sisters! Most people just go with Pinkie when they see my list of favorite ponies. This is a lovely greyscale drawing, and I like how you captured their different personalities while still having them all be cheerful.
Anonymous
>>40651475 More than once letters jammed in our machines and the friction completely burnt them, always fun to deal with that shit
Anonymous
Hello Holiday Hijack
Pine Needles, M.D.
I like how this cute pie joke is very much the type of joke that would be on an actual Hallmark card.And I assume that this sticker represents the two of us hugging ^:)
Brown box
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>>40651475 holiday spirit aint free. the snowpity of Christmas joy gotta be littered with the tears of postal wagies. Chuckles MARE mcpony aka "chuckles" is not my enemy, he is based, frenly, and probably a pony as well. SNOWPITY AND CHEER not snowpity and JEER, okay praise mares
ActualPostalFag
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>>40651526 My favorite is when they're stuck up against the rubber roller in the stacker and it melts tar all over the letter
Anonymous
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>>40650136 Thank you. She seems like such a nice pon.
Anonymous
>>40651448 So many doxmas this time around, was just joking if that could be some kinda reason
>>40651464 You say as if that'd be a bad way to go.
Send me my waif
>>40651519 Basically, but in all seriousness, with so many fags missing the mark, one would think it's proposital at this point...
Note: Don't do that.
Bundle-Up
I got your card, Crooked Conifer! super funny and cute drawings, love the little glock keychain and the tiny gondola. I will cherish him forever
Anonymous
>>40651541 What's your original language?
Midnight Moss
Hey Pomander Prance, I'm just posting to confirm that your card did indeed make it here!
Bundle-Up
>>40651543 captcha: 4AGAYS
Anonymous
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>>40651475 2 oz stamps are the fuggin best
Anonymous
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>>40651526 we got a letter a decade late once they found in a machine
Anonymous
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>>40651464 triple layer mare cake
Anonymous
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Bubblegum Blast can you please confirm this made it to you? UPS is being UPS. Your box was supposed to have been delivered Monday, but was delivered on Saturday.
Anonymous
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>>40651548 I’ll be a gay for surfer stallion.
Anonymous
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>>40651464 WeW, Daisy is a beeg mare
Anonymous
Brown Box, your gift is finally finished and wrapped. I just need to fill out the card and I should have it mailed later today. sorry this is so late, and for the overall silence, I just had a thousand things to do this month and didn't want to post before finishing.
Brown Box
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>>40651655 it works pretty well for me that itll be late, i have a small trip planned for before christmas so itll probably get here when im home again. i just wanted to know your shmanta name so i could draw a mare or something
Bunny Bakes
Loaf 1 triple-wrapped. Loaf 2 still cooling.
Anonymous
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>>40651545 Not english,
but I guess that's obvious if you asked that Anonymous
Calico Apron
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holy shit rumchatta you went all out! i feel a bit inferior just sending a card. the stickers are going to be a nice addition to my water bottle and the snacks are going to be a nice addition to my love handles.. much thanks!
Anonymous
>Cardfriend was addressing cards almost 3 weeks ago >nothing in the mail >keep telling myself everyday for the past week that it'll be here tomorrow for sure
Anonymous
>>40651801 >send out cards weeks ago >test card for local anon received within days >none reported for international anons I also only received not more than 20% of cards. Feel like this year has quite the hiccup with the postal service worldwide.
Anonymous
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>>40650611 Window cryptid twi spotted taking the picture
Maplecakes the Kirin
It’s almost the big day boys
Brown Box
>>40651831 i would like one(1) lewd brown box please. maybe a pinup if nothing comes to mind
Crabapple zcore
>>40650349 Entering, but with my negative luck I’ll probably not win.
Maplecakes the Kirin
Brown Box
Anonymous
Big Finish
>>40651831 I have a very lewd name but no design yet.
Anonymous
Ginger Pop your card is awesome! I love how Rarity is looking up at me lol Merry Christmas!
Anonymous
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>>40651831 Can you draw one for Summer Moon?
I tried to with mybad skills and it doesnt look so good lol
Theres not a previous design for Summer Moon as far as I know.
Showbiz Wiz
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>>40651831 Y'know, you're the one who originally did the design that became Whizzy, but I'd like you to do Showbusiness in your style to go with her.
Fall Fashion
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>>40649925 >>40651528 Glad to see you guys liked my cards! First time doing something like this, and I admit I was a bit anxious to see if they would be received well. Seeing positive reactions like this is such a great feeling. Thanks for the kind words bros!
Checkerbloom
>>40651831 Can't decide what to request, so if you are interested, whichever mare strikes your fancy!
Wind Whistler
https://ponerpics.org/search?q=Wind+Whistler or Checkerbloom
https://ponerpics.org/search?q=Oc%3ACheckerbloom l00d could be nice... Gonna take the opportunity to post what my Santa drew of her. Look how pretty she is! Also had a friend draw her out of nowhere...
Checkerbloom
>>40651976 With her mane tangled after dancing...
Checkerbloom
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>>40651985 And tangled, wet mane (wew) [from dancing in the rain, or sweaty mare mane?]
Thank you Lunar Harmony for such CUTE GIFS
Banana Pancakes
>>40642547 Nice glad they made it!
>>40651044 >Can I open the gift now Whatever makes you happiest friend I ain't your santa ^:)
>>40649679 My favorites are the ones that look real but wait what
>>40649713 >>40651874 woah qt Floot spotted
Five-Ever Stamp
>>40652002 …why does the one in the bottom left look like me?
Anonymous
>>40651985 I need that mare against my chest stat
Anonymous
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>>40652002 Is that a Patch patch in the bottom-left?
Anonymous
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>>40652031 aww so cute i want to eat your ponut
Anonymous
>>40651815 This. It's very weird indeed.
Anonymous
>>40652055 I'm going with assuming that considering this year's trends, most participants are terrified of accidentally doxing like a newfag and won't post anything.
Or they're getting vanned.
Or someone actually did send out anthrax cards.
ActualPostalFag
>>40652066 Nah, would be all over the news.
Every P&DC has multiple anthrax detectors
Sparkling Snow the Kirin
>>40650349 A warm fire, a good book, and a cute purple. What more could anyone want?
Sparkling Snow the Kirin
>>40652079 Remembering to post the image would be pretty nice too, kek
Anonymous
>>40652068 But do they have Lyranthrax detectors?
Bunny Bakes
Loaves 3 and 4 got 5 minutes to go. Though looking at the clock, 5 & 6 wouldn't be cooled enough for packing and shipping by closing time at the shipper drop cutoff times. That, and I've been awake before yesterday evening's night shift. Loaves 5&6 will be made tomorrow morning and shipped before the afternoon. Time to prep the non-perishable parts of the winner packs going out today. No pic this time, though; my kitchen needs some wiping down.
ActualPostalFag
>>40652109 Nothing detects Lyrants
Anonymous
>>40652066 I've done enough to ruin moods this year, and I've been stressed out due to a number of things, so I just check the thread and occasionally reply to people without my name. I also want to wait till Christmas to open the things sent to me.
Anonymous
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>>40652114 You got this Bunny Bakes!
Anonymous
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>>40652115 I can’t believe CardSlut murdered over 200 people with weaponized Lyranthrax. We could have stopped this.
Anonymous
>>40652068 Okay then. Peppermint flavored cyanide cum suppositories. I bet those would make it through the system.
Anonymous
>>40652190 Youd have to ship them from the post office, that solid cant go through regular mail
ActualPostalFag
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>>40652211 Click n' ship, parcel pickup. Sure you can.
Anonymous
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>>40652032 That can be arranged
Jellybeans
>>40651831 I'd like nothing more than to have a lovey-dovey JellyNelly x BananaBomb foursome
if you want you can even go as far as this: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36326786/#36327512 Showbiz Wiz
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Blizzard Boop, barring a miracle I fear that your gift is going to be stuck in customs and won't make it by the 25h, though on the plus side this means you will be able to open the gift immediately upon receipt if this occurs.
Anonymous
>order gift early in november >it still hasn't arrived
Rivalry
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Paging my Santa again. I've given up hope it will arrive on crimmus, but let me know that you are alive (or have questions). Again, local food products are fine as long as it stays pre-packaged. Patches are cool
Anonymous
>>40652310 this but I ordered in late November
Anonymous
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>>40652330 >>40652310 if its from etsy you have to message 50% of those cunts before theyll even start shipping.
Amber Glow the Kirin
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>>40650538 I got the tracking number, I'll let you know when it arrives!
Anonymous
>>40652271 There's a reason why the other 3 names never reappeared for recent events.
Perky Lil' Prolapse
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Pony Mcponyface, your gift is on the way! You should hopefully have the tracking number soon.As much as life wants to stop me, I'm not done with you. Expect another gift soon, something that doesn't need physical shipping.
Anonymous
>>40652343 ...because they all got new IDs?
just let the guy have his autistic fun, I didn't see you complaining when Jellybeans wrote two greens in previous years
Banana Pancakes
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Seven Meter Scarf out here sending full on gifts to his cardees! These are tasty af and there may only be 1/3 left which is why I never buy myself sweets but I'd like to thank you mostly for the card, very comfy with many kind words. Regarding your offer (your generosity rivals the element herself) I don't but I don't thinkI could handle one! also >last part, cute I'm glad you two are still in touch :)
Anonymous
>>40652363 No. I don't like fun.
Filigree Feathers
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I've finally returned home for the season, and what's better to come home to than 3 lovely Horsemas surprises? I've received a few cards, including one from the board famous horsefucker himself, Lunar Harmony! I'll be posting about each one individually. I apologize for the poor image qualities. Also, I have no idea which order they came in.
Anonymous
>>40652383 I agree. Fun is not for me. It makes me less happy when I finish having fun.
>>40643969 Post related.
Filigree Feathers
First is a card from Rivalry. Thank you for the stickers and kind words! The >rape sticker gave me a hearty kek when I pulled it out. I'm gonna save the Filly and RD stickers for something special. Have a Merry Christmas, Rivalry!
Anonymous
>>40652383 >>40652394 Ah, yes, my fellow fa/tg/uys. "Fun" is for lesser beings than ourselves.
Filigree Feathers
Second is a card from Strawberry Stirrups. The card is very cute! You hit the nail on the head why I love Pegasi, they're just so cool! And cute. I love the stickers you sent as well! I'm definitely gonna try to cram a few of them on my stickerbombed laptop, they're the perfect size to fill in the gaps. Also, I apologize if you spaghetti'd the packaging. I haven't seen the envelope and I can't find it. My family gave this card to me as is (crumpled, no less). It seems one of my asshole relatives went through my mail recently and tried to steal this. I'm sorry I didn't see the packaging if you decorated it, but I'm sure I would've loved it and would have included it in my collage here. Thank you for the card and stickers! Have a Happy Horsemas, Strawberry Stirrups!
Anonymous
>>40652439 I don't play tabletop games. No friends.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>40652450 Who on /tg/ does?
Anonymous
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>>40652455 How should I know, I never had a reason to go there
Filigree Feathers
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Last but not least is Lunar Harmony's card! I'm spoilering this because I think I'm the second anon to post it. This is really lovely! I love the /ss/ text on the back on the gift. The star pinbacks are adorable too! The background art is comfy to look at, and is that Trixie's caravan on the back? I appreciate the gift, I'll try to incorporate this on my tree. Thank you Lunar Harmony for this and all you do for us. And a thanks to Noontime Breeze for helping cook this up too. I hope the both of you have a very Marey Christmas!
Ginger Pop
>>40649743 >>40651874 I’m glad you guys are liking them! The other ones I sent should be getting to everyone soon too!
Firefly fountain your gift got delivered, and should be there for you at home!
I fugged up and didn’t post the cards I got but in a little bit I’ll post the cards I have now and give my thanks to you guys for the pretty cards and mare art!
Fetlock Flavours
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Hey Blue Bird! Just confirming I am alive and not going to grinch you. Running a bit late tho
Rivalry
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>>40652406 Thank you! I'm glad it arrived on time!
Anonymous
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>>40652343 >There's a reason why the other 3 names never reappeared for recent events. The Secret Santa Slasher?
Kitten Kerfuffle
>>40651831 Can you do mine? It would be really dope if you could
Candy Cabaret
Santa I just picked my Amarezon package up!
Beefsteak The Minotaur
Rivalry
Pony Claus
Sparkling Snow
Layin Pipe
Ginger Pop
I have received your lovely cards. Thank you all for the beautiful messages and stickers! Especially Ginger Pop for the violently cute drawing of Dash. Well done!
>>40649431 :)
Maplecakes the Kirin
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>>40652567 Do you have a ref?
Whimsy Whistlebow
All but three cards are now out. Tickle Trickle, Bristlebrush, Worm on a String, your cards are more intricate and require extra work. I'll get them out sometime this week, but they're probably not going to get to you before Horsemas.Benevolent Bedlam, I will most likely be sending you something in January, just letting you to know.
Anonymous
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>>40649566 Package is dropped off; Pony Claus has tracking!
Thin Ice the Yak
Thank you for the card Marshmallow Fireside the Kirin! I appreciate the kind words you wrote in the card.
Wool Socks
This season has been great better than most holidays I've had,
Anonymous
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posterboard, Your gift is in the mail going express! it should be there Thursday.
Thin Ice the Yak
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Thank you for the card Almond Heart! I like the picture and I will be sure to use the Pinkie Pie sticker on one of my water bottles.
Anonymous
Bunny Bakes
Wool Socks, uhh, I may have made an oopsie. Read your email, get back to me ASAP.
Onyx Overboard
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>>40651381 Saturday sounds good for a drop off, excitement levels rising!
Shortestbread
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Thank you so much for the cards Spuds Mcpony, Lunar Harmony, and Pine Peaks! I really love the Applejack drawing.
Wool Socks
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>>40652729 I replied!! No worries dude!! Sorry for the confusion
Broccoli Time
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>>40651831 I'd love to see my broccoli mare happy
and lewd Bunny Bakes
Marshmallow Fireside the Kirin
Anonymous
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>>40651831 I want to see Maplecakes furiously scribbling with a crayon trying to keep up with all the requests
Rivalry
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>>40652608 Yay! You goy my card too! Glad you liked it!
Pony Claus
Okey dokey lokey, friends. We've got six days to Horsemas, which means, although it is terribly unpleasant, it's time to lay out the rules on Grinchmas, especially for our new friends. I'll repost again after the fact, but better now than later to get everyone on the same page.
ActualPostalFag
>>40652885 Was wondering if I could offer assistance with USPS tracking numbers, I can see more data than the public.
Ginger Pop
I’m gonna start this by addressing the fact that I’m retarded and mixed the stickers I got from anons, and I’m really sorry about that, but some like the minty I could tell came from the minty card I got, but here is the hoard I have of cute amres! I definitely appreciate them from you guys and I’m sorry for not attributing them correctly
Ginger Pop
>>40652905 Pic rel were brown box, I believe the mint is chuckles unless I’m retarded kek, blue bird, and then holiday hoof pick.
Anonymous
>>40652891 Wouldn't that theoretical joke of an offer be illegal for a theoretical postal worker to make
Ginger Pop
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>>40652932 Beautiful shys on these, and a kino minty as well! I never get a lot of cards so they all feel special to have so many kind messages all around!
Also I’m posting them in order of when I think I got them
ActualPostalFag
>>40652937 No. Curated assistance, not like a direct copy-paste of data. That's stupid.
I can identify information like how a parcel was scanned, view the scanned imagery, what machine or scanner made it, if the parcel is in a particular container, if the container is moving or the parcel is moving, etc.
Sometimes erroneous scans show up where a parcel was thought to be in one container, but a clerk closed it out and replaced it with another before it fell in. There's a lot of detail.
Strawberry Stirrups
>>40652441 Hey Filligree Feathers! I'm glad to hear you enjoyed the card. The envelope was undecorated and it look like you got everything intact, so no worries about missing anything. Happy Horsemas to you, too!
Ginger Pop
Here I have twintales, showbiz wiz,Layin pipe, and little whiskers cards. For the anon filly I am dumb and can’t remember what this went to but it’s cute 100%! lil whiskers looking at your card I believe I put the stickers you sent somewhere already but I’ll look out for what I put them on
Ginger Pop
Anonymous
>>40650136 >2 scenes depicting how well she handles large packages got dayum
>>40651475 Looking at that video I am beginning to question my usage of scotch tape to seal letters. Seems like it would catch or flay on something and tear off.
Unrelated, but out of curiosity do large envelopes (not bubble mailers) go in the same type of sorter or is there a different system for those?
Ginger Pop
Last two I have rn are beefsteak the Minotaurs, and lunar harmonys. Don’t have any pins so I’m happy to have one for this event! it’s cool to have a few anons that I sent cards, and got cards from too!
Benevolent Bedlam
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>>40652650 And I'll be working on your gift in January. Obviously, I'll add stuff to compensate for being
a year late.
Ginger Pop
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>>40652990 Sorry for blog posting but this is been really fun! And I’m happy to take part of it with you guys!
I definitely fucked somethings up so just tell me and I’ll properly thank you guys
Anonymous
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>>40651871 How does a name this lewd have no design yet?
ActualPostalFag
>>40652970 Actually tape on letters is awesome. Tape the leading edge (Viewing the address and stamp, the right hand side) shut and flat of anything that could be caught.
Large envelopes and magazines go through a different machine, depending on the size of a facility an AFSM (vid related) or an FSS (link related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5KHEyPEjqs Reel to Reel
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Hey, Basedmilk Sip! I'm going to be shipping your gift out either tomorrow or the day after. I'll do whatever it takes to get you your gift before Hearth's Warming! I'm also sending out a second part of your gift as well, but that will likely arrive later. I'm sorry about not being very timely.
Anonymous
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Hello Oopsy Daisy! The final Big Important Thing for your gift finally arrived after much hemming and hawing from the source.
Ginger Pop
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>>40643274 KEK! Holy shit. I’m ready for my neighbors to see this anon.
Anonymous
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>>40653023 >insert dick flattening meme Anonymous
Calling out Holiday Rush; are you alive? And in case you're not aware, check Pirateship for better shipping rates, ok? Just drop me a life sign, please.
Driftwood Waves the Hippogryph
Pomander Prance you are my Santa right! I got my gift from the post office, I'll open up on Horsemas! I'm excited!
Anonymous
>>40653121 po box number identified, sending pizzas
happy 2nd anniversary
Slowcooked Ham
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Neat card. That makes 3.
Firefly Fountain
>>40652490 I got it! Saving it for Christmas, I think its the only Christmas present I'll have.
My brother messaged me recently saying that his gift to me should have arrived. After some confusion, it turned out the random amazon box I got two weeks ago with no hint about why its there just with my name on it, was his gift to me - a board game and expansion for it. Wish I would have known otherwise I wouldn't have opened it until Christmas.
Oh well.
So yeah, yours will be the only present I have to open this year on Christmas. I already love the box!
I hope you got something good from your santa.
Five-Ever Stamp
>>40652675 Agreed. I often work part time at a Christmas village, which can kind of cause a Christmas Burnout. But every pony here has kept my spirits high
Anonymous
hey summer moon. hope you like the design for your ssoc.
Anonymous
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>>40653193 A PEETZER WON'T FIT IN A PO BOX
ORDER BREADSTICKS
Ginger Pop
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>>40653209 Thank celestia and luna it got to you! I really only got you, and the card anons gifts this year so I’m happy to share this Christmas with you! I hope you enjoy your gift anon/)
Pony Claus
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>>40652891 >>40652937 >>40652950 I'd have to, y'know, double check on if that was kosher, but if we did have a mail monster scenario with missing parcels and all parties involved agreed to having that info shared with a third party I guess I wouldn't say no to having some inside info! I certainly appreciate the offer! Hopefully we won't have to cross that bridge, but we'll have to see!
Anonymous
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>>40653222 Checked and no u.
>>40653231 Oh my goodness gracious, shes beautiful.
Chuckles
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>>40651044 Sick card haul, friend! Hope you're having a good December, Insomia. Always nice to get to see you about the place. /)
>>40652608 Ey! Was just discussing you with a friend yesterday. We both concurred you're a cool fellow and your OC makes us giggle. Happy to see Minty arrive safely!
>>40652905 A very pony Christmas card day indeed! Hope you have a great one, Ginger Pop!
Anonymous
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>>40649679 >>40650349 Ree, why am I busy. I gotta go do these.
Jingle the Breezie
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>>40649679 Got this bootleg, hornless Tempest while traveling this summer. She has a suction cup on her head and that makes me smile.
Ruby Royale
Rumchatta, your gift has safely arrived and is awaiting Horsemas morning under the tree!
Chuckles
Macadamia Munchies! Ah! What a spoopy Hearth’s Warming Card! Thingy is absolutely such a very good and I love the drawing so much. Favorite eldritch horror!
Funny Fuze
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>>40645860 AAAAA I just saw this! I love it!
Beefsteak The Minotaur
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>>40653364 >Rumchatta He was my Santa in 2021 and oh boy are you in for a good Horsemas.
Anonymous
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>>40653407 Holy crap I love her
Kitten Kerfuffle
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Gonna namefag for this one lel. >Merry Early Horsemas
Anonymous
Oh god please be done faster why does it take so fucking long to draw
Anonymous
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>>40653608 I recognise this art style
love the videos Lucky Lightshow
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Thank you for the lovely card and kind words, Broccoli Time! I would apply white to purple's face with great velocity, given the chance. What a good filly. Happy Horsemas!
Layin’ Pipe
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>>40652490 I got yours and a few others. I loved yours. Massive amounts of quality Ponk.
Layin’ Pipe
>>40652608 Sweet! Good to know it made it!
>>40652965 Hey friend it be your Santa. Have you received your gift? I haven’t checked usps but you should have by now
Five-Ever Stamp
>>40649679 just gonna update the entries, please lmk if I fucked up and missed you
Popcorn String
2. Bunny Bakes
3. Maplecakes the Kirin
4. Reverent Rodeo
5. Showbiz Wiz
6. Filigree Feathers
7. Bundle-Up
8. Almond Heart
9. Driftwood Waves the Hippogryph
10. Cuddle Case
11. Coconut Snowball
12. Rivalry
13. Banana Pancakes
14. Jingle the Breezie
Nicehooves
anybody want to play l4d2?
Marshmallow Fireside the Kirin
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Shortestbread I got your card. I love the hats you added! And yes, 7 syllables long, I’m proud to be a kirin!
>>40652670 Sweet, I’m glad to see they reached you!
>>40652840 Booooy im gettin excited! I can taste the love already
Marshmallow Fireside the Kirin
Heavy Halbard the Canterlot Guard
>Tiny Equine
Anonymous
>>40653768 Does the laptop smell like dewritos?
Anonymous
>>40653775 not yet but it is overheating as a typical dell
Anonymous
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>>40653784 most reliable space heaters on the market
Anonymous
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>>40653608 whoa, four cuties
Five-Ever Stamp
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I got more caaaaaards!!!
Anonymous
Pudding Pie
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>>40649679 >>40653714 I've always loved the concerned pony bootleg!
Dairy Air
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>>40650662 Hey Pine Peaks, I'm sorry it happened too. It's frustrating, but I can't really blame the delivery driver too much. It probably wasn't raining when they delivered it, and some of them don't know they can access my front patio by walking a short distance into the apartment complex, so instead they leave parcels on the ground next to my garage door. I opened the package to make sure whatever was inside didn't stay encased in soggy cardboard, but I haven't opened the contents fully so I can still have a surprise to look forward to on Horsemas. So far it seems like the envelope received the brunt of the water damage, but it doesn't seem very extensive. The envelope clasp kinda popped right off.
Anonymous
>>40650355 Entered for three if you confirm this is your art.
>>40650380 It's pretty nice. Doesn't quite live up to the hype after all the rave reviews I saw but I honestly don't know what I should've been expecting
and part of that may just be that I cum way too quickly when I use it, I'm starting to wonder if I actually have a problem . Using it after warming it up in hot water for a while definitely feels pretty good. This one feels too tight for me though, even the normal tightness one I have now still feels pretty tight.
>>40650385 Entered for one
>>40650444 Good luck with your plush but please reread the entry conditions
>>40650640 Very nice and very cute, thanks Anon. Entered for three.
>>40651430 Mini Twilight is nice and all, but if you want to enter, you're going to have to post the real deal.
Two including this one. By "Yet Another" I didn't mean that the other giveaways were from me.
>>40651842 Entered for one.
>>40652079 >>40652099 I'd love to come read with her, very cute Anon, thanks. This is your art, right? Entered for three if so.
Tinsel Tote
>>40653966 What do you mean? I posted Twilight, right?. Here’s another one that’s been sitting on my phone for a while now just in case
Frozen Lake
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Hey Fluffy Duvet, tracking says my package to you was delivered earlier today :)
Strawberry Stirrups
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>>40653686 Yeah, I posted that I got it a few threads ago! It was pretty late in the thread so I understand if you missed it. It's sitting safe under my Horsemas tree.
Anonymous
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>>40653989 Ember pls, take a colour blindness test. Entered for one.
Anonymous
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>>40653966 i drew it for /rgre/ ages ago it feels like. not like i have the source file or anything. you could search it on the archives probly.
Anonymous
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I can't wait to see what my santee pulls with their 20 card packs
Pizza Roll Parade
61/250 cards done now. Man, hope I can speed up a bit more tomorrow. Really hoping to get them all done by Christmas, but who knows if family stuff might get in the way
Kitten Kerfuffle
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Latin’ Pipe, Pine Peak, Sparkling Snow the Kirin, and Noontime Breeze,
Anonymous
Snowy Sashimi
Got my santa gift, and managed to get the gift for my santee out on time.
Snowy Sashimi
>>40654129 Oh the tape was broken when i got my second package, Youll have to let me know if anything slipped out in transit
Winter Charge
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The urge to open early is strong, I must resist. Hoping my Santee got their gift on time too.
Piece of Cake
Hei, Blueberry Bounce, just wanted to let you know that your big package of Horsemas arrived safely and is now awaiting the big day before opening can commence.
Anonymous
I'm totally going to rework this blogpost into a flyer and mail it as Christian propaganda next year
https://scatteredwoman.com/3-spiritual-lessons-from-my-little-pony/ Anonymous
>>40654093 What the fuck are you doing, Anon?
Anonymous
>>40654281 Some of us are beyond salvation and are not keen on being preached to. Some of us have had entirely too much jesus in their life already and want nothing to do with it, much less during that part of the year where they're obligated to sit through it with their family.
Anonymous
>>40654285 >Some of us are beyond salvation Anon.....no one is beyond salvation.
Brown Box
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>>40654129 sorry its been a fairly rough bit for you, i hope it gets better
Anonymous
>>40654292 Whatever you say. If I see a cross in the mail next year I'm burning the letter on video.
Anonymous
>>40654292 Remarks like this are why the church is full of faggots and nazi larpers, the two types of people who are incapable of minding their own business.
Anonymous
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The tracking on the giveaway I won didn't update for about 2 weeks, and now that it did it has information on previous days as well and it looks like they couldn't find the address multiple times?
Sherry Merry
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Blazar Baubles the Kirin your card has been on its way however the tracking number that they provided to me does not work for some reason so I have zero clue of where the card is, it should get there before Christmas but have no way of knowing. Just thought I should update you by now incase you don't receive it by christmas.
Anonymous
>>40654320 You have no idea how accurate that image is. If you could see the sheer volume of Zio-Christian propaganda on the walls of my mother's office...fuck sake. Every day it's third temple this, Israel that, revalations this, chosen people that. Ladies and gentlemen, how to make people hate your god 101: give him a 'chosen people' and give them the authority to rape and pillage with moral impunity. Then make it a doomsday prophecy that one day people are gonna stop taking it and lash out, and they'll be the bad guys, not the raping pillagers.
Illumination
Hey Santa, just letting you know that the package still hasn't arrived. I'm happy to wait, but the tracking initially said it'd be here on the 12-14th, so I'm just letting you know in case anything's up with the shipping. Hopefully it will make it here eventually.
Onyx Overboard
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Pfeffernusse! you package has been mailed and tracking given to Pone Claus, it should get to you by friday, aside from a small edible addition the gifts are (kind of) wrapped so you can open it without spoiling yourself but for the fullest surprise I'd leave the box unopened till Christmas, the edibles wont spoil or anything.
Anonymous
>>40654393 >filename this deeply unsettles me for no apparent reason
Anonymous
>>40654432 that's the goal!
Anonymous
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>>40654444 Illumination, you speak my language - the language of god
damn troll s.
captcha: GAY VWK
Anonymous
>>40654266 Holy fuck anon I was shitting bricks the past few days afraid it will not reach you before Horsemas
I am so glad these fuckers at customs didn't take it home for their kids
Please don't look at the customs declaration or it will spoil everything inside
Double Dutch
What a beautiful card! Thank you, Guiding Star the Batpony. :D
Double Dutch
>>40654543 >this is my first time partaking in the /mlp/ Secret Santa It was my first time as well
Anonymous
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At what point is it cool to call in a wellness check on your santee?
Double Dutch
>>40654548 >anonfilly on the back Thank you again and Happy Horsemas, Guiding Star the Batpony!
Piece of Cake
>>40654528 >don't look at the customs declaration or it will spoil everything First thing I did was tape a blank sheet of paper over it so I would not be tempted or accidentally read what was on it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh boy, time to get up and get back out there! I know sometimes we can get discouraged, feel our faults very keenly, and maybe even feel like we’re nothing but faults, but I need you to know that you are, and always will be, lovable and loved. Even when we mess up, even though we are all certainly broken in our own special ways, even if we can’t see it in the mirror sometimes, even then there is still someone in there worth holding close and supporting. Don’t let anyone, even yourself, make you believe otherwise.
Anonymous
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>>40654571 Based
I've packed each gift separately so it is safe to be opened if you are too tempted to see what is inside and half way realise you did a wrong thing
Anonymous
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Sorry for being so late. I just mailed your card, Dairy Air.
cuddle case
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Illumination, your card has been recieved!>this is not a joke you are the 100.000th mare
Anonymous
>>40654393 Have hope, Santee! The latest update according to Omniva is "The shipment has been handed over to the courier" as of 8:40 AM this morning, and I think that means it should literally be out for delivery right now!
The tracking for this package has been a bit unorthodox since it switched between two tracking pages (one for each country), and in that transition it also switched tracking numbers (which is new to me). At the bottom of the original tracking page there's a new tracking number underneath "Follow the parcel abroad", shove that in your local tracking and it should work. The package was posted on Dec 8th, left my country on Dec 13th, and arrived in yours on Dec 19th, and is with the courier now on Dec 20th.
Anonymous
>>40651527 Hello Holiday Hijack
It's a Horsemas miracle, the package is already at the pickup point
Anonymous
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>>40654742 finally another dox!
sending all the pizza at *checks notes* ponyville!
Anonymous
>>40654711 Ah that makes me feel a lot better, thanks! Part of my worry was that there was no trace of the package on Omniva, but I hadn't noticed that there was the "abroad" tracking code on the page.
Anonymous
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>>40654742 I didn't know that Postnord was operating in Equestria
Insomnia the Changeling
>>40651044 Follow up to this post with some bonus stuff from the cards i got and some nice art
Anonymous
>>40654381 Ah, zio-christianity, the ultimate modern misinterpretation of Christianity and the reason millions will miss heaven. Thanks mom
Anonymous
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>>40654780 Gosh damn that Pegasus is adorable.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>40654711 >>40654769 Oh and hey, someone just knocked on my door with this thing in hooves! Love the decorations, gonna unpack it later tonight and then try to survive the rest of the week with this thing enticingly staring back at me.
Blueberry Bounce
OH HEY SANTA
Anonymous
>>40654888 anon your tracking code (w/address) is visible
Anonymous
How do you guys feel about receiving bale tier art in your cards? Would you rather have a card that impersonal with a better piece of art or a bunch of lesser ones that go with what you requested? Be honest.
Blueberry Bounce
>>40654900 Days since someone doxed himself: 0
OH HEY SANTA
I got your package today! What a coincidence, since my Santee package was delivered today as well
Fucking love the decorations, had a good laugh
The postman didn't even look at me
Wool Socks
>>40654902 If someone took the time to even draw something for me I would cherish it and seeing other people learn to pick up art is always awesome
The skill level doesn't matter to me, it's the fact you took time to even draw something that makes me happy
Anonymous
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>>40654910 lol at the barney sticker
Anonymous
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>>40654902 I'll always take shitty personal art over a printout
Anonymous
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>>40654902 I can find the image myself
I cant make the other anon draw it myself though
That said, it can always be part of the card: the front, the background, hell, editing it or making a collage with them is still effort and creativity, and thats what I like to see.
Pfeffernusse
Hi there, I know I haven't been around a lot, but I want to first of all apologize to my santee Grapefruit Boot. I ordered your gifts but shipping is... taking it's sweet ass time to even get this thing to me. Tracking for it is in limbo, too. I have no idea what is going on, there hasn't been a shipping update in a week.
Anonymous
>>40655069 if it gets to you today, get on pirateship and get a fast label and bring it to a ups drop off spot. theyll scan it and it might even go out today.
unless youre in a different country. i have no idea if thatll work outside of the usa.
Anonymous
>>40654885 Hyp! So glad to see it arrived with a few days to spare! Hope you have a big Horsemas tree to put it all under, since I've been incredibly silly with gift wrapping every little dumb box filler that's in there. May the Horsemas countdown begin!
||I'm now starting to realize anonymity is kinda pointless since I said you could open the card when it arrived, but it hardly matters anyhow.||
Anonymous
>>40655085 >Dicksword spoilers Yup, clearly running on 4 hours of sleep tonight, fuck me.
Pfeffernusse
>>40655082 Yeah, I am a filthy europoor. It's already almost 5, the postal service isn't going to deliver at this hour anymore.
Even more importantly, the package's last tracking is STILL in a different country.
Anonymous
>>40655093 >shortcut non-user Anonymous
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>>40655100 ouch. well good luck fren
Anonymous
>>40655104 At this point I don't know the Ctrl+S to my brain anymore. Anonymous
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>>40654902 As someone who licks ass at drawing, I definitely appreciate it when someone tries their best. Cause ik the feeling when you look at your own mess and think “for my cardees protection, I’ll omit this”. Instead just send it anyway!
Bundle-Up
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>>40650349 I love reading!
Anonymous
>>40650349 What kind of brush do you even use to scrub these things
a regular spongebrush is too big, anything with bristles will fuck it up and leave bristles behind
Sparkling Snow the Kirin
>>40653966 >This is your art, right? Yep. I drew it with my own crayons
Guiding Star the Batpony
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>>40654543 >>40654548 >>40654561 Glad you loved it Anon. Love your plushies. I showed mine your generous gifts.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40655182 Soft bristle toothbrush. Though in my experience I've never had to scrub mine. Just wash with warm water and soap. Also apply corn starch powder to the outside of your pocket ponut to keep it soft for years.
Anonymous
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Hey, Its Oak roasted, I was just curious if my santess stuff was gonna get here. I did get a couple cards and PIn. If the PIn is the gift. its really nice and thanks. but so far nothing other then that.
Bunny Bakes
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>>40650054 Oh wow. I'm so sorry I missed this yesterday, Brown Box. Cute derpy vibes from this one.Back to the grind.
What is it with captcha today? Am I blind? 5th try's the charm?
Speed Limit
Some mail finally arrived! I definitely wasn't getting worried that I might have fucked up my address somehow or anything.. >Sparkling Snow the Kirin
Speed Limit
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>>40655244 >Loving Light Fren, pal,
roommate thank you for the lovely card and the cute prints and stickers! And the grumpy AJ drawing is adorable! And all the same words right back at ya! As for your suggestion, I think it's a good idea, but we probably then need to find a way to refrigerate the sweets in the meantime. I don't think they would've been good for that much longer and I don't want anyone to end up eating mold or something.
Anonymous
>>40654914 God I want to grope Wool Socks on his twink butt. No homo.
Anonymous
>>40654914 God I want to fuck Wool socks in his twink ass and/or be fucked by his twink dick. Full homo.
Anonymous
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>>40655187 You’re a goddamn liar. Those were my crayons, and now I don’t have lunch anymore.
Anonymous
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>>40653878 Blue scrubs? But I fetishize candy stripers.
very nice, I love her Speed Limit
>>40651547 I spy some familiar items there Cadet Anonymous
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>>40654914 God I want to molest Wool Socks’ twink pp while he sleeps. No hobo.
Anonymous
>>40655207 thanks for letting me know 251 Anons articipated
Anonymous
>>40655282 More than that participated, actually. 250 is just the amount of people that signed up to receive extra cheer
Rivalry
Flower Cart
Rivalry
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>>40655323 Fuck. Forgot to spoiler.
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT THANK YOU! This is awesome!
Oak roasted
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Thanks random anon.
Anonymous
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Had a vivid dream that someone sent me 3 anonfillies in the mail, and the surprising thing, was they managed to stuff them all in my mailbox
Bunny Bakes
>>40654914 >>40655256 >>40655262 Goddesses I want to treat Wool Socks to holiday comfyness and baked goods.
>mfw picrel 1 of those 4 is over halfway there. Umbral Tranquillity the Batpony
i am beginning to lose hope
Brown Box
Bunny Bakes
>>40655388 I am not being clever today.
Switching from nightshift to normal sleep cycles suck.
Naptime
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>Still waiting on gifts to arrive in the mail >Mail mare drops off package >Open package >See Pony Picture >Oh shit.jpg >Look at the Shipping label more closely >realization hits
Grapefruit Boot
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>>40655069 Don't sweat it dude, we got all the time in the world. I can wait patiently, it'll get there when it gets there.
>>40651044 Insomnia! your card was sent out today, sorry for the late shipping. Hopefully it goes through ok, I sent a little ornament with it that supposedly isn't registered
I need to save bits where i can sorry... since it's marked as "normal mail" or something, lady in the counter told me if customs get really anal about it they can send it back, but it's unlikely since its small and pretty weightless.
Click Clack
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Santa in case you are lurking, your packages arrived and have been placed under the tree.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>40654809 What’s hilarious about all those morons is that Revelation is a prophecy demanding obedience to God, not a prophecy talking about when the rapture happens.
Christians worst enemy is literally just other Christians.
Anonymous
>>40655289 No way my wrist could handle over 200 letters- I bow to anyone who carries the load
Anonymous
>>40655289 are you hand making each one?
Anonymous
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>>40655444 Mister God likes elephants too.
Anonymous
To the Anons recommending the sticker mule, thanks, now I have this collection of neat Anonfilly , that I will make best attempts to share with other horsefuckers (or just sticker bomb shit around the Mare Fair hotel parking, that works too)
Anonymous
>>40655522 No probs Anon. Those fillies look fucking awesome and I hope I'll see some next MF. I've got about 25 left after cards and gift. Probably gunna subtly leave some on sticker tables over the next year. Hope sticker mule runs a similar deal next year.
Sparkling Snow the Kirin
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I picked up a nice batch of cards yesterday. Thank you Pumpkin Seed, Beefsteak the Minotaur, Sunny Spritzer, Midnight Moss, and Lunar Harmony!
Anonymous
>>40655391 Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. You're better off without it. Bitter stoicism and unfettered glee will serve you better in the long run.
Anonymous
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Hey Fuzzy Muffler, I might be a few days late with your gift. I ran into a lot more trouble than I expected finishing up the custom part. If you really want something to open Christmas day, let me know and I'll ship all the non-custom stuff so it arrives by then. Otherwise I'll plan to send everything at once to arrive on the 27th or so.
Anonymous
>>40655522 Do us a favor and don't sticker bomb convention venues. Leaving them laying about is great, but don't stick them on things. Hotels get really pissy about that stuff. If you want to leave things attached to things, consider magnets. Nice choice of filly.
Eepy Eve the Bap
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>>40649839 It’s safe to open, all the gifts are wrapped! (Though you might get an idea of what some of them are due to the shape)
Anonymous
>>40655498 Clever mass mailers use the list to print labels for the envelopes so they don't have to address them by hand
I am not a clever mass mailer oco >>40655503 Yep! Each one gets a personalized message and some fresh spaghetti on the outside (if they opted for it), personalized to their favorite pony or whatever they wrote on their form when they signed up
Card spaghetti spoilers for a certain applefag
Ginger Pop
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>>40655566 Maud is 100% adepta sororitas to me, but any mare in power armor is badass still
Anonymous
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>>40655611 >applejack rear hoofjob too based
Anonymous
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>>40655536 >I hope I'll see some next MF Yeah man, I will try to sneak in as many stickers as I physically can over the plane, seeing Anon posting their laptops/guitars/stuff sticker bombed is giving me a pretty fuzzy feelings.
>>40655597 I wasn't thinking of sticking stuff inside/at property of the hotel, more about the lamp posts and back of signs (like the one sign on the way to wafflehouse was). But the magnet idea would be pretty neat too, depending on how much I can save up I may get the some commissioned art for it too.
>Nice choice of filly. It was from fanart/comic, I just made it more print-friendly.
Brown Box
at the cost of being late for work ive come to let my santa know ive got my box, can't wait for crimmus
Anonymous
>>40655647 Its a /ss/ thread, not a /soc/ thread, stop posting selfies
Anonymous
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>>40655666 Nice one, Satan.
Anonymous
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>>40655388 >>40655396 Based Bunny Bakes breading Wool Socks’ twink stallussy.
Icicle Slither the Lamia
To my anonymous Santa on the other side of the globe, the box full of cheer has arrived and is now living underneath the tree. I tore off the customs form immediately without looking to ensure the contents remain secret. As an added bonus, whatever values you declared on the customs form were low enough to not incur any import taxes, so great foresight there. Thanks, I can now rest easy as I wait patiently for a few more days!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>only 3 days left to get card in the mail
Brown Box
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>>40655647 nevermind made it just in the nick of time
>>40655666 your just jealous of my lucious curves
Wool Socks
I know people compare Wool Socks to otacon but desu he looks like the fucking dude from megamind, you know the one
Checkerbloom
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>>40653878 Oh gosh she's a cute nurse! This is really cool art Anon!
how do you know the color scrubs I wear? Wool Socks
>>40655701 I didn't mean to type desu, I'm retarded and sleep deprived have pity on me
Anonymous
>>40655711 to be honest
desu
tuh bee honlestt
Anonymous
Wool Socks
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>>40655720 Oh I get it now, it just does that, huh
Neat
Anonymous
>>40655647 dox our addresses you coward. show them the pictures
Wool Socks
>>40655728 No shit sherlock
We already established this
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>40655734 shaking my head to be honest, family
Anonymous
>>40655277 Yes, I believe the bootleglestia was from you. Or was it the Raricorn?
I forgor. It's been three years now, has it not?
In unrelated news, Lunar Harmony. You'll never fucking guess where your card ended up stuck at.
If you guessed "customs" you were right!
I'll go ahead and guess it's the same as those already posted here and declare it as such.
Wool Socks
Anonymous
>>40655766 >not realizing its a lesson for you baka desu, senpai
Wool Socks
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>>40655768 I told you I was stoopid!!!!! You didn't believe me!!!
But thank you c:
Holiday Rush
>>40653120 Hey thanks for checking in, things have been hectic over here which has been pulling my attention away from the thread.
Assuming you're my Santee, I really wanted to have your ship sent out today but it turns out my main focus for your gift didn't work out at all, so I'm sorry to say it will be late. I'll keep you consistently updated on the progress of it, and you can expect a concise estimate of when it will be finished within 2-3 days
Speed Limit
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>>40655761 I believe it's already been 4 years, you were my very first santee. And yeah, Celly was from me
Anonymous
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>>40654281 Send it my way. That's hilarious. Also, it's always nice to see these kinds of blog posts. Kinda gives you that snack for thoughts.
>>40654301 Oh.
Anonymous
>>40655522 Aw, hell yeah. I hope you sent it to some cardees if you had some.
Anonymous
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>>40654281 Actually based anon, I'd love to get something like this in my mailbox!
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40649408 Horsemas greetings everyone!
Today I was brought a package from my giftee Tinsle Tote. Which was strange because IM his Santa.
I opened it and it was a beer box. I could tell this was a collage student. I get ya man. School sucks even more when you’re paying to be there.
I am honestly speechless. I got bombarded by kind words all of the cards had charm, talent and their own style that really lit my spirits.
Honestly this year has been hard for me and Crabapple. Just one thing after another going wrong. It’s hard to remember that there are actually good people in the world. Thank you; we really needed that reminder.
Crabapple was at work when we received this. So he will read them all when he is back home. I have opened them and will post one by one thanking everyone. Everyone deserves a personal thank you.
First thank you: Tinsle Tote. Bro what? You’re insane man. Thank you. You’re kinda close to us. Maybe Crabapple will give you that Christmas tug after all!
Honestly dude thank you. We are touched deeply by this. And we can’t be more greatful…..your a kind soul in this harsh world. And that’s not an easy thing to keep up.
Sorry for the spam. But it must be done.
Anonymous
>>40655801 sadly I only just got them, but hey, there is always next year, or random irl meetups.
Anonymous
>>40655522 >>40655801 I ordered a batch, too. Didn't arrive in time for my santee's gift, but I sent out a few later to other horsefuckers. I think I'll be keeping an eye on their deals and building up a little stash over the next year.
Benevolent Bedlam
>>40655766 Look at that Smooze wearing his fanciest outfit on a hike! Spending quality time with Best Poni™. His greenness is sublime.
And here I am, an even more obscure Ooze of more faded, yellowed green color, wearing festive fake antlers, a little red ribbon with a single jingle bell and prickly mistletoe embellishments, and a coat of solitude.
Five-Ever Stamp
>>40653714 Closing entries! I’ll roll around 2:00 my time, aka in an hour
1. Popcorn String
2. Bunny Bakes
3. Maplecakes the Kirin
4. Reverent Rodeo
5. Showbiz Wiz
6. Filigree Feathers
7. Bundle-Up
8. Almond Heart
9. Driftwood Waves the Hippogryph
10. Cuddle Case
11. Coconut Snowball
12. Rivalry
13. Banana Pancakes
14. Jingle the Breezie
15. Pudding Pie
Anonymous
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>>40655824 >>40655825 Nice. Hope to meet you horsefuckers next year, then.
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40655823 First off is Candlelight Archive! I really love the G3 style you went for here. Drawing the g3 style is no easy task. And you did amazing! We need more g3 anon filly!
Your message (and Ponk) touched my heart. Thank you for the wonderful card!!!
Benevolent Bedlam
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>>40655775 HOLIDAY RUSH IS LIV!
Also post a picture of Silver Lining's gift to (You), eill you? He's probably aching to see the fruit of his labor.
Wool Socks
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>>40655826 Silly blob my beloved he's so cute and friend shaped
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wool Socks
>>40655860 Hear me out...bunny suit bunny bakes
Cute drawing btw!
Brown Box
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>>40655733 as much as i want to, im lazy, and i dont need more pizza
Anonymous
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Big Finish, I will send your gift tomorrow. I'm terribly sorry that it will not arrive on time, but I want you to know it's almost on its way to you!
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40655844 Next up is piece of cake
Nothing like a good ponk and derpy combo!
I am sorry to say I don’t see those shoehorns you mentioned! Still a wonderful card!
Anonymous
>>40655884 rotate your phone to the left then take the photo and it will upload in the correct orientation
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40655884 Next up: paper chain! Damn that’s a lot of Luna. It’s a very pretty collage! I am so glad you kept my cards! I keep mine In a special folder. Your card will be safe there after horsemas! Thank you!
Anonymous
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40655899 Sorry my boomer ass cant never remember which way to take the photo Please bear with me.
Anonymous
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>>40655926 nah its just how iphone and some android phones image sensors are oriented. it uploads sideways on this here foureem because of that.
Ginger Pop
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I have received my package from my santa, and I’m excited for this Monday for once!
Anonymous
>>40654301 Where's the video of you burning the furfag advertisement?
Anonymous
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>>40655938 I'll do it on Christmas. Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40655900 Next up: peppermint mocha!
Thank you for your kind words! And the crab lmao. Honestly Peppermind Mocha makes an amazing sticker! She looks great! I really need to find a good place for her! Thank you!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40655461 Fuck man, I'm glad I don't browse reddit anymore. I'm getting off the Internet, I can watch pony offline just fine and my friends aren't half as gay
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40655948 Next up: Brown Box
Brown Box you have been a high light in the thread. I have had to take a step back for my own health, but seeing you here and doodle has made me smile! Thank you for all your hard work!
This doodle of Crabapple and Maplecakes looks amazing! Such a sweet doodle! I will keep a look out for the high res version. Thank you!!
i am sorry to hear about your grandma. I lost mine when I was 13. Grief is a pain that never really goes away. It just becomes a normal to tolerate. However from what I have been told they would want you to celebrate. It’s ok to do these things with out them. Even if it hurts. [\spoiler] Anonymous
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Wool Socks, your gift has been sent! I'll get with PC tonight after work for tracking. The post lady said it should arrive by Saturday, get hype!
Anonymous
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>>40653733 im a day late but if you still want to play sometime im down :3
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40655992 Ugh I tried to take the photo right. But fuck it. I am sorry about that!
Now sadly there is not signature here. But the sweet message and drawing are still appreciated! Loved the handsome horse on the front too! Thank you!
Seasons Greetings
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Bobbed-Tail Bells your gift is on its way!
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40656011 Store Bought Soup! I was speechless [spoilers] and teary eyed [\spoiler] when I saw this next one. Both the drawing on the outside and inside made me break down a bit. It’s just so wonderful. I was really touched! Thank you for the wonderful art work and message!
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40656024 Jingle you know you have a way with words. A lot of the world has lost its empathy and it seems that you’re making up for a lot of it by yourself.
This was a very sweet card. The wooden pear butter is so beautiful. You are one talented breezie! Thank you from the bottom of our heart.
Anonymous
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>>40655682 It may be a pyrric win anon- don’t give up hope! Or next time auto resolve. The sting will hurt less
Anonymous
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does banjo boogie have anything drawn for him?
WonderWaves
Maplecakes, can I send you a card?
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40656033 We have been spoiled! So much cute Maplecakes x Crabapple art! Your pencil work is so clean and delicate! I envy that. The drawing is so cute I wanna a scream. Fucking brilliant
Thank you!
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40656039 Sure! You can poke Cardslut or Ponyclause if you like!
I could send you one back if you like! I actually still have a lot of the old post card left.
WonderWaves
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>>40656042 Yay! I'll get one sent out tomorrow. Can't promise it will get there in time for Horsemas tho!
The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot
The Honourable Mare Winkington of Canter upon Trot Wed 20 Dec 2023 22:11:40 No. 40656048 Report Quoted By:
>>40656011 ...I knew I forgot to do something about that card, I am happy you guys are enjoying it.
Milkshake Shimmy
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>>40654129 >>40654147 Oh, sorry about your job; right before Christmas too, those scrooges. Thanks for the gift, santa, I'll post pictures when it's opened a little closer to horsemas!
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40656040 Banana Pancakes what the fuck this is the cutest shit I have ever seen! You even got my tree topper right! That’s INSANE BRO
The message and drawing really made me smile. Honestly that is all I want for Christmas: to cuddle with Crabapple on the couch. It really captured that cozy feeling.
Thank you!
Bundle-Up
Maplecakes the Kirin
>>40656064 Marshmallow Fireside the Kirin:
Thank you for the wonderful card. The tiger on the front reminds me of my uncle. He passed around 2 years back and he was an outdoors person. I saw him in that tiger. Thank you!
The message in your card was very sweet. We are doing our best. This holiday is weird and my MIL absence is large. She was a huge Christmas lady. Right now we are accepting that this year is different, and that’s ok. Just trying to relax and spend time with those who are here.
Why do I love Pinkie so much?
Honestly at first I was worried she would be annoying. The “ZOMG SO RANDUM” trope was something I was worried about. But she wasn’t. I actually found her cute and funny! Mlp came out the last year of high school for me. And I was still in the “I’m to cool for this shit” mindset. And pinkie helped melt that away. You did get something right however: her ability to cheer others up. I know Rarity is the element of generosity
and my 2nd fave of the mane 6 [\spoiler] but the way Pinkie pie remembers events and gives to others it really shows quite a lot. It’s nice to feel remebered. Brown Box
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>>40655992 ey you know, im just keepin it real fr fr
Anonymous
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Flaxen Waxen! If you haven't already checked your email, know that a mare package is headed your way!
Anonymous
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>>40656075 God that’s cozy.
Anonymous
>>40655860 Cute seeing an alt-dimension earth mare. She looks ready for whatever's about to be done baking there.
>>40655871 I did some Bing AI brainstorming. I may do a sketch or two of this once I've got enough collective good features. I have almost zero experience beyond stick pones before this year, but there have been a few good'uns and a few that never ppublished (apparently "fishnets" is pre-flagged and won't even start generate). Not sure what the current thread temperature is on ai pics outside the containment thread.
Peperomia the Changeling your Bread&Things package is with the shippers. Tracking should be forwarded.
Coconut Snowball, you are not forgotten; I haven't shipped your package just yet since I won't have to 2-day perishables.
Anonymous
>>40655830 Oops it’s 3:28
Alright lemme test this. This does not count.
/dice 1d20
Bunny Bakes
Anonymous
Rolled 15 (1d20) >>40656276 Put it in the options bar. Eg. dice+1d20
Five-ever Stamp
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Rolled 7 (1d20) >>40656276 /dice 1d20
Anonymous
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>>40656276 So you go to options box right under the name box and you’ll want to type dice+1d20 (or dice+1d15 in this case).
Case sensitive. Love ya.
Sweet Dreams
I'm gonna be meeting one of you faggots in a few hours near my campus.
Anonymous
>>40656275 >alt-dimension what?
Five-ever Stamp
Rolled 14 (1d15) >>40656281 aaa I see, ok, now I’ll do it for real, good luck everypony!
1. Popcorn String
2. Bunny Bakes
3. Maplecakes the Kirin
4. Reverent Rodeo
5. Showbiz Wiz
6. Filigree Feathers
7. Bundle-Up
8. Almond Heart
9. Driftwood Waves the Hippogryph
10. Cuddle Case
11. Coconut Snowball
12. Rivalry
13. Banana Pancakes
14. Jingle the Breezie
15. Pudding Pie
Anonymous
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>>40656287 isnt it christmas break?
Anonymous
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>>40656287 Nice! Let us know how the >rape goes!
Anonymous
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>>40656287 im jelly to the point of anger lol
Five-ever Stamp
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>>40656291 Congrats to Jingles the Breezie! I’ll start baking your cookies asap, and your bootleg ponies will be here soon!
If you’d like you can contact Pony Claus, or me at fiveeverstamp@gmail.com
Bunny Bakes
>>40656288 There are no wings on this mare:
>>40655860 Hence: earth mare. I probably could've capitalized "Earth".
Popcorn Pan
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Hey Moustachio the Changeling your gift arrived today safe and sound.
Anonymous
>>40656307 oh damn yeah youre right.... im sorry. i dont know why my brain deletes wings.
Bunny Bakes
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>>40656340 Never apologize for drawing cute mares, regardless their tribe.
Matte Finish
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>>40650538 Thanks Caramel! I sent your card out this morning, along with: Pine Peaks, Five-ever Stamp, Heavy Halbard the Canterlot Guard, Poinsettia Spaghettia, Holly Hype, Radiant Rhubarb the Kirin, Lunar Harmony, Lucky Lightshow, Chompy the Diamond Dog, Rivalry, Fumble Buns, Scarlet Dawn, Beefsteak The Minotaur, Candy Tiara, Blindly Banic, Thin Crust, Kitten Kerfuffle, Flower Cart, and Bubblegum Blast!
The guy at the USPS counter was visibly upset when he saw the sheer volume of letters I was holding.
Anonymous
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>>40655907 You wanna die, motherfucker? You come to this hood and say shit like that someone is going to put a Peanut Doll in your ass.
Anonymous
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Frootloop, your gift is in the mail!
Festive Felony
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Alright, so Blue Bird, Lucky Lightshow, Brown Box, Ginger Pop and Nutmeg; I have sent out your cards and according to priority mail estimates should get to you around Fri/Sat. Also, Brown Box, the zip code that was provided to me had a digit off according to the postal worker, so hopefully the card gets to you properly given the zip code the postal office provided.
Bunny Bakes
>>40650349 Entering for the horse pussy. Original Content. I mspaint'd two different chaoscope renders that should be a good abstraction of twiggy's cutiemark. Though if I could lewd-post, I'd posit
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/4/27/1141089.gif for consideration.
Anonymous
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>>40656489 >that link l-lewd...
Anonymous
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>>40656489 welp. time to clop.
Anonymous
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>>40656287 See you soon anon
Going to leave work very soon
Almond Heart
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>>40650349 Have a holiday Twilight for my entry!
Almond Heart
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Scarlet Dawn! I have received the package from you. I will eagerly await opening the gifts you have sent me. I do like the unicorn wrapping paper btw.
Bunny Bakes
>bump limit >page 10 >Verification not required.
Anonymous
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>>40654910 Wohoo, it made it! Very nice, glad you like the memes.
If you want you can open it, there's two unwrapped bags you could prefer to open sooner rather than later. They should easily be fine for the next couple of days but if you're feeling peckish, that's an option. It will spoil one other thing that isn't wrapped, but everything else is (or is in an envelope, unless that was shaken so much that some of it has gotten out).
Anonymous
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>>40656532 looks good to me
Anonymous
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>>40656532 Looks good. Time to get baking.
Bunny Bakes
NEW THREAD NEW BREAD
>>40656545 >>40656545 >>40656545 >Verification not required. comfy
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Lunar
Anonymous
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Ah, yes. Piss-colored spaghetti because I'm running extremely low on ink. It's perfect. It's but the first layer to a card opening experience you'll only get from Anonymous. I'm sorry it's only been finished now, but it might still arrive on time... Securtiy Breach (AKA Security Breach).
Anonymous
Now that this thread is dead, no one will notice me when I admit that holiday festivity is my fetish and i'm rock hard right now
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>40657007 you sound just like my partner
