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Anonymous
>>4593930 Welp, guess that's it then. Pack your bags people, it's over
Anonymous
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>>4593991 >implying that we can't still /soc/ CapperGeneral
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>>4593991 dammit.
there goes my plans for the evening
Wuten !WutEnlvDVw
jffry890
>>4593947 >Zecora takes note that you're lost in thought. >"I'm sure you have many questions for me, but sometimes best to leave things as they be." >You lock eyes with Zecora before you nod. "Yeah, probably."
>"Go on and have a wonderful Nightnare Night, and hope for a joyful fright." "You too. Thank you, Zecora."
>"What was that for?" asked Fluttershy when you returned to your friends. "There's something about that mare that gives me the creeps."
>"Well it IS Nightmare Night, darling," said Rarity. "Yeah, that's probably it."
>The group stops before a carved stone statue of Nightmare Moon. >Zecora reiterates the legend of Nightmare Night once more in greater detail. >Her haunting story in itself makes the children skittish. >Her added smoke effects and illusions send them screaming. >Fluttershy reaches up with her wing and grips your hand once more. jffry890
>>4594110 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Da3qrozMv4 >Lightning flashes. >Dark clouds swirl overhead and block out the full moon. >Thunder rolls and lightning strikes. >The wind starts to pick up. >The children huddle together and cower in fright. >The only source of light are a few small candles burning on the Nightmare Moon statue. >An ominous laughter echoes through the trees. >The wind gusts, and candles flicker out. >All is calm, but only for a brief moment. >Thunder booms overhead. >The clouds quickly part, revealing the moon once more. >A dark chariot whisks from the clouds, hysterical laughter echoing all around. >The children shriek in terror and all but scatter as they run around the clearing. >You hold Fluttershy tight, her face buried hard into your chest. >You run your fingers through her mane and whisper to try to calm her. >But you are intrigued at the spectacle taking place before you. >Even Twilight and Rarity are put on edge. jffry890
>>4594120 >The chariot makes another pass overhead before circling around to land. >The chariot is pulled by two grey pegasi, their armor teal, and their mane dark blue. >They didn't have the usual pegasus wings, but instead had bat wings. >The dark hooded passenger rises and steps from the chariot. >"Tis that time once again, little foals. We have come to devour thy little fillies and spread darkness eternal!" >Luna throws back her hood, stands on her hind legs, and spreads her wings. >Her evil laughter is accented by the flash of lightning directly behind her. >You are sitting on the ground next to Fluttershy, laughing at the show. >"Drop the candy and run!" shrieks Pinkie, dumping two bags of candy before sprinting away. >Some fillies drop whatever candy they had as well and ran away screaming. >Luna cuts the clouds and lightning. >She dismisses her guards, who take the chariot away. >Walking over to your group, she smiles. "Those fangs..."
>"Oh," she spits out her false teeth. >"And how art thou this frightful evening?" "Great. We even got Fluttershy out here."
>"Yes, we see that. Good evening, Fluttershy" >"G-Good evening Ni- Princess Luna," stuttered Fluttershy. >"Princess Luna!" Twilight trotted forward. >"Twilight Sparkle. It is a pleasure to see thee once again." >Luna acknowledges the entire group. >Then looks at you. >"Anonymous, why art thou covered in a ruined bed spread?" "I'm a ghost."
>Luna raises an eyebrow. >"Very well, then. Shall we commence the activities of fun?" "One moment."
>You run over to the Nightmare Moon statue and scoop up as much candy as possible into the largest bag you can find. "After you, princess."
jffry890
>>4594140 >Adding the princess of the night to your group got you even more stares than usual. >The occasional filly would get brave and ask Luna for a hug, which you thought was just adorable. >You also passed out candy as you went with the giant bag you snagged from the statue. >The night moved on. >Applejack and Rainbow Dash eventually joined your party. >Pinkie came by also, dipping into your candy bag constantly. >More games, more candy, and frightened fillies everywhere. >You got the bright idea to start a game of Ghost in the Graveyard. >Players run and hide in the woods while one tries to capture them. >You decided to be the ghost to demonstrate how to do it. >The game ended quickly when you snuck up behind one mare and she bucked you in the groin out of surprise. >You were sitting on a bench with Fluttershy, nursing your injured manhood. >You ditched your bedsheet after that little incident. >Rarity's face was scrunch, doing very poorly to hide her laughter. "Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up," you tell her.
>"I apologize, Anonymous," said Rarity before snickering a bit. >Luna walked over from speaking with Twilight. >"Rarity, we would wish to speak with Fluttershy and Anonymous in private, if thou would allow us." >"Of course, princess." >Rarity trotted towards Twilight. jffry890
>>4594149 "What's wrong?"
>"Why should something be wrong for us to speak with you?" "Oh, nothing. I just kind of thought."
>"On the contrary, we have great news." "What's that?"
>"Our sister agreed to allow a small appropriation for yourself and Fluttershy. She also wonders why thou did not ask for assistance earlier if thine financial situation was so poor." >Fluttershy nudge you. >"He's too stubborn," she said with a smile. >You bow your head. "Yeah," you mutter.
>"We will not stand to allow each of thee, an Element of Harmony no less, to live like such rabble." "Well I wanted to make a living myself. To have something to call my own as opposed to leeching off of others. Like off Fluttershy and Rarity. I feel I owe them each so much."
>Fluttershy kissed you on the cheek, causing you to lift your head and look at her. >"I got you. That's more than enough." >You smile and look away, your face turning a tinge red. >You look back up and stand. "Thank you, princess."
>You extend a hand, to which she meets you with a wing. >"Never fear to ask for assistance. I want you to know that you have a friend in me." >You fail to notice the change in her speaking tense. "Thank you, princess. Now tell me, what is your favorite thing to do during Nightmare Night?"
>The next few hours has Nightmare Moon, a Shadowbolt, Zombieshy, and the meat-eating ape terrifying the citizens of Ponyville. jffry890
>>4594158 [Sunday]
>You lie in bed, staring at the ceiling and unable to sleep. >You look out the bedroom window once more. >It's early morning and the sun has yet to rise. >You force yourself to sit up and groggily rub your eyes. >Your new wife lies peacefully beside you. >Her chest slowly rises and falls to the steady rhythm of her breathing. >You let out a deep sigh and softly lay a hand on her shoulder. >Fluttersy stirs slowly, eventually turning over to face you. >You nod. >She returns the gesture. >You abandon the warm embrace of your lover and your bed and stand to get dressed. >Fluttershy groans and lazily slides out of bed, her mane an absolute disaster. >She walks past you and goes downstairs. >No words are spoken. >You finish getting dressed and go to the closet. >You reach in an pull out Rarity's black long-sleeved shirt. >The mornings were cold this time of year and they will only get colder. >You throw it on and pull your old faded jacket from the closet along with your old boots. >You go downstairs and set your boots by the door and hang the jacket nearby. >Fluttershy leaves the bathroom as you walk up to the door, her mane brushed back into its curly pink style. jffry890
>>4594183 >You enter the bathroom after Fluttershy. >After shaving and brushing your teeth, you take a look into the mirror and just stare. >What in Equestria made you think this was a good idea? >Just a few months ago you were saying how you were tired. >Tired of walking; of wandering aimlessly. >Ponyville is not a boring place. >What made you want to get out so bad? >Could it be your gypsy soul to blame? >Are you a rambling man, born to get out and go? >Perhaps it's just the idea of a whole new world to explore? >Your old boots could go a couple hundred more miles. >But unlike before, you aren't alone this time. >Your beautiful wife has voluntarily decided to go with you, and even encouraged you to go. >You remember when she left her old cottage, how she cried and how hard it was for her. >You feel as if you're tearing her away from a home she only just got accustomed to. >As much as you talked against it, calling it just a random idea, she pushed it. >Eventually, the talks became more common; more serious. >And now, it seems, you're actually going through with it. >You sigh, splash some water on your face, and leave the bathroom. jffry890
>>4594200 >You can hear Fluttershy in the kitchen as you go back up to the bedroom. >Fluttershy had already folded a blanket and set it on the bed for you. >You roll it up tight and tie it down. >You grab two pillows and take them downstairs, setting the three items on the couch. >Going back upstairs once more, you grab your pack and a saddle bag from the closet, your hunting knife from the end table, and go back downstairs. >You toss your knife into the bag, tie the blanket and a pillow on top, stuff your jacket inside, and set the bag by the door. >You pre-packed your bags the previous morning on the chance Princess Luna's word was true. >Looks like that was a good idea. >Fluttershy walks out of the kitchen, carrying two stacks of sandwiches wrapped in cloth. "Thank you,"
>You take one from her, open it, and munch on a sandwich. >She does so as well. >After a few minutes, the two of you wrap them back up and stick them in your respective bags. >You heft your pack over your head and onto you back. "You ready to go?"
>Fluttershy nods, putting her saddlebag on her back. >You grab your guitar case and hold the door for Fluttershy. jffry890
>>4594218 >Before you can close the door, a white blur flashes past and sits atop Fluttershy's head. >While you're not exactly on the best of terms with Angel, just him being there made Fluttershy all the more happy. >You suppose you can tolerate him. >Another companion means less food, but he's a rabbit. >He can eat anything. >If you catch him trying to snag Fluttershy's food, you're not gonna be too happy. >You look back at the house once more as you walk away. >You'll be back. >There's no doubt in your mind. >You've never had a home you can call your own. >Nor have you ever thought you would start a family one day. >Now you have both, and like hell you're going to throw away what you've worked so hard to achieve. >The sun was just cresting the horizon. >The walk to Ponyville was in relative silence. >The only sounds were your boots on the dirt road and the morning doves cooing their signature song. >Even Angel sat in a somber mood atop Fluttershy's head. >He's usually chucking everything he can get his furry little paws on at your head by now. jffry890
>>4594241 >As you enter town, you pass through the market, as usual. >The only ponies up at this time are the ones who need to set up their stalls for the day. >The three of you walk straight to the library. >You knock on the door, to which Twilight opens soon after. >When you step inside, all five of your friends, plus Spike and the Crusaders, were waiting for you. >The fillies were asleep, however. >It was like 6 am, after all. >Your individual friends said their goodbyes to the two of you. >Many tears were shed and hugs were given. >Pinkie Pie was literally crying waterfalls, her happy face balloon doing nothing to bring the mood up. >Rainbow Dash did what she could to stay strong, but you knew that when she turned around, something must have left her eye. >Rarity was the hardest to let go. >She hugged you so tight and so long, you had to force her off of you with help from Applejack. >After all, she wouldn't be seeing two closest friends again for a long time. >She levitates each of you a scarf she made, the ends of which were embroidered with gemstones. >Fluttershy's had a butterfly with an emerald body and diamond wings. >Yours had the silhouette of a wolf head made of onyx. >You had to look away as a single tear dropped from your eye. >Spike motioned for you to kneel down for him. >"Promise you will come back and tell me what it's like to explore the world." "No problem, little buddy."
>You extend your fist, to which he promptly touches with his own; freezing and savoring the moment as long as possible. jffry890
>>4594259 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHqvzih_bgg >Before you walked out, you gave each of the Crusaders a soft kiss on the forehead. >Hopefully they don't change too much when you get back. >And hopefully they can forgive you for not waking them up to say goodbye. >You and Fluttershy leave the library, the other five right behind you. >As you walk outside, Princess Luna lands quietly beside you. >She levitates a small sack to you. >Opening it, you find it full of bits. >Your look of confusion is answered with a simple nod from Luna. >You tie the coin purse closed and throw it in your pack. >Your group follows you to the edge of town. >On the road leading out of Ponyville to the south, you stop to say your last goodbyes. >"Where will you two go now?" asked Twilight. >You reach into a side pouch of your pack and pulled out a hand-drawn map you traced from one of Twilight's books. "We thought we would start with the farthest place possible, and work our way around an back."
>You point to Zebrica. "We hear there's a port in Stableside on the coast. We can travel by ship from there."
>Luna steps forward. >"We wish you both a safe trip and wish you home soon." "Thank you, princess."
>You extend a hand, but she wraps you and Fluttershy into a hug with her wings instead. >The rest of your friends join in, hugging your legs and Fluttershy. >When they finally release you, you pick up your guitar case and step off. >You look into the sky at the rising sun. >Hidden behind clouds, it breaks through and shines into your eyes. >You look away when the light floods in; your vision flashing white. >Fin. White Steel
Ok I've ran into a problem already.
NoLongerAnon
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>>4594287 Make ass of yourself. Once that's out of the way, write excellence. Most people are stuck on the first step however.
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>>4594287 You'll probably make an ass of yourself regardless, just be an ass that captures peoples attention in a good way.
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
jffry890
>>4594270 And that's that.
Here's the chapter from the start.
>>4591316 Also, here's the pastebin link.
pastebin.com/FngUxpij I'm going to bed, but I'll read feedback in the morning.
RickGottfried
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4_5c1OJXc4 RickGottfried Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:19:40 No. 4594382 Report >>4594270 Wow.
So this is the end, isn't it?
Well, I guess all that can be said now is that was one amazing ride you took us on jffry. I wish I could say I saw this thing from its beginning to the end, but I sadly only discovered your story around chapter ≈20.
But that doesn't really matter, I suppose... I read it all the same. I guess this is also the part were I reveal that you were one of the writers that inspired me to write my own story.
Again, thanks for the great story and
if you later to come back and write another story I'll be looking forward to the next one
Ave atque vale
Anonymous
>>4594270 So that's finally it. Thank you. As always, you have plenty of feels and impeccable choices in music. You've really done well, to bring this full circle by setting Anon off on another adventure... I love it.
Thanks again for finishing, and writing, this story. I'm so glad I was able to see the finale of it posted live. Even if you never write another word, I'll still appreciate you for as long as AiE lasts.
RickGottfried
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>>4594382 >if you later to come back moment ruined
>if you chose later to come back Anonymous
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>>4594287 Write a few chapters of a story, then you should start getting feedback
Rules
>anon >in equestria If you feel the need to socialize, please put sage in the email field
and please dont have an original character orgy in story.
Anonymous
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NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
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Parking.
>>4594506 Still not part of this yet.
Soon, maybe.
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>>4594506 >I could be on there one day That is my inspiration.
Got tomorrows update planned out already.
Shukaku20 !!qWXggeqgNSK
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>>4594270 pic related to my feels.
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>>4594381 Great update as always, Jeff.
Great ending as well.
Also, you said you wanted to speak to me?
Brainhorn !!X+la9AgNv4F
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>>4594381 So it's finally over then? God damn. Been one hell of a ride, and I loved every minute of it.
Gonna miss ya.
Fun fact: That one chapter was longer than the longest story I've ever written. FUCK that's pathetic on my part. IntoTheVoid died of A Canadian Nomads !!ACmYVJiqyar
IntoTheVoid died of A Canadian Nomads !!ACmYVJiqyar Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:36:36 No. 4594761 Report Quoted By:
>>4594381 Now write about zombies. And goodnight sweet prince. Gatorbait
>>4592929 >anyone narrating one of my shorts >what the fuck is this shit Elvis Impersonator in Equestria is done. Over the top, as usual. Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/vCJ5p2qE Posting in thread shortly.
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>>4594506 You know when you post a list like this with only well known and popular writers, you are discouraging new and small writers from posting.
Try to have a little more respect for all the people who bust their asses writing solely for your entertainment.
>>4594841 Any chance of a Rebel update in the near future?
Anonymous
>>4594775 Dude man. Checked your shit just yesterday.
Gonna continue that slave fluttershy story?
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The Once and Future King (of Rock and Roll) Gatorbait Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:40:55 No. 4594892 Report >Day Hard Headed Woman in Equestria >Canterlot Castle >Canterlot Throne Room >You are Celestia, Princess of Equestria, the one who moves the very sun itself. >Your power is all but limitless. >And you a terrified. >Your voice booms across the throne room, sending nearby guards end over end as they suffer the onslaught of your Royal Voice. >How many centuries has it been since you were forced to speak in such a manner? >You wish there were some other way, but your little ponies need you. >The sense of purpose the Royal Voice instills in them, it is the only thing that can stop that, beast! >The guards recover, scuttling about as they prepare to hold the one defensible room that you have left in your entire castle. >Time is running out. >You can hear the sounds of the oncoming horde from below. >Soon they will be outside the doors to the throne room. >For the sake of your little ponies, you must push them back, here and now! > >It does not take long for the interlopers to announce their arrival. >They begin to bang on the door, screaming the entire while. >A terrifying sound, they have fully succumbed to the taint that has infected your lands. >Shining Armor trots up beside you, a concerned look on his face. >“My Princess.” >He flinches a little at your Royal Voice. >They all do. >However, Shining Armor is a professional, and gathers himself with relative quickness. >You turn and regard Shining Armor, unable to hide the sadness in your eyes.
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The Once and Future King (of Rock and Roll) Gatorbait Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:41:41 No. 4594917 Report >>4594892 “We are afraid that we have not heard from our student, Twilight Sparkle, since the taint overtook Ponyville.”
>He lowers his head. >You know what he is feeling. >It could be that Twilight escaped, and has not been able to contact you. >But this disease, this virus, has infected entire cities. >No one seems to be immune. >That is why forcing the plague ridden from Canterlot is so essential. >With the plague bearers gone, you could have time to devise a cure. “Shining Armor!”
>The unicorn jerks his head up as you shout his name. “Hold fast to your duties, as we may yet save your sister and all of Equestria from this infection. Despite its viral tendencies, none have died.”
>A flicker of hope in his eyes. “Yet.”
>That flicker turns to determination with that single syllable. >Around the throne room, you see other guards standing a little taller. >The Royal Voice has again served its purpose. >Turning your attention towards the splintering door, you can’t help but sneer and mutter in your preferred, quiet tone. “Come to me, Monkey King. I am not afraid of the likes of you.”
>The door shudders. >And then >Silence. >Not a single peep from the horde of infected outside. >You see your guards tense. >It won’t be long now. > > > >And yet the silence persists. >At last, a lone voice breaks through the emptiness. >“Sister!” >It causes the door to quiver, then burst inward. >Shining Armor has the sense to project a shield to protect your guards. >Unfortunately, his shield can’t protect the pain you feel in your heart as you see her trotting towards you, the mindless creatures remaining outside the now broken door. >Unmoving, despite the massive breach. >You glare. “Luna.”
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Anonymous
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>>4594270 One of the greatest AiE stories out there, it has finally come to a close and it's been a wonderful ride and I'm glad you were able to wrap it up and finish this touching and heart warming story.
jffry890, so long and thanks for all the feels.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl7Hd2r0LOs Just thought I'd throw this song out there.
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The Once and Future King (of Rock and Roll) Gatorbait Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:42:19 No. 4594939 Report >>4594917 >You are Anonymous. >A little over two hundred days ago, you arrived in a magical land known as Equestria. >You met a talking flying unicorn named Luna shortly after you arrived. >Well, more like she caught you and saved you from becoming street pizza. >She shouted at you when you both arrived on the ground. >A lot. >Well past the point when it would have been understandable to continue shouting. >Eventually, you got her calmed down enough to talk at a reasonable volume. >It was pretty clear that she was stressed out. >She had a lot on her plate and she didn’t think she could handle all of it. >So you did the only thing you could do. >The moon was bright, the stars fresh, and she really needed to slow down. >So you sang her a song. >Are You Lonesome Tonight, specifically. (http://youtu.be/_cS5aCozhcA ) >That did the trick. >Her rambling slowed. >Her eyes focused on you. >And eventually it was just you, her, and your voice filling the space between the two of you. >She had stared at you as you finished singing. >The first, reasonable words out of her mouth that night were >“Who are you?” >You took a moment to adjust the white sequined jacket on your shoulders. >It made a muted jingling sound. >Just the way you liked it. >Finger-combing your hair for just a moment, you grinned at her. “Me? I’m the King. But most everyone else calls me Anonymous.”
>She smiled. >It was a beautiful thing. “And what about you, honey?”
> “Luna.”
>And that must be her older sister. >Less pretty, more regal. >Certainly she gave off an impression of being in charge. 3/7
>>4594872 Depends.
Do you want a chapter with or without a .5 supplement?
That will greatly effect ETA
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The Once and Future King (of Rock and Roll) Gatorbait Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:43:07 No. 4594962 Report >>4594939 >You could feel Celestia’s eyes roaming over you. >This being your first encounter with the ruler of Equestria, you had enough sense to bow your head. >She didn’t seem to like that very much. >“Luna, what are you doing bringing this, creature, here. He is the cause of the plague destroying Equestria!” >The dark mare beside you scowled, stomping her right hoof and shaking her head. >“You are wrong, sister! Anonymous is a King! He has a magic all of his own, and we are simply sharing his gift with our subjects!” >You liked Luna, she was a good kid, once she stopped shouting. >But big sis still didn’t look too pleased with your being there. >“His ‘magic’ is like a disease! It infects everyone it touches and makes them act in such lewd and outlandish ways!” >“There is nothing lewd about dancing and singing! Anonymous, show my sister how mistaken she is!” “Now, Luna, I’m not so sure that’s a good idea…”
>“Anonymous, you must. You are a King. It is a King’s duty to care for his subjects.” >She was getting agitated again. >Pretty soon she’d be shouting. >No one wanted that. >Celestia was still glaring at you, baring her teeth. >“Try it, Monkey King, and I’ll have you thrown in prison.” >Prison, or getting shouted at. >The answer was obvious. >You turn to the horde. “Folks, I think the Princess is trying to put us in jail. She doesn’t know how things work down there, does she?”
>A chorus of ‘No’s rings out. >You chew on the end of your thumb for a moment, before nodding. 4/7
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The Once and Future King (of Rock and Roll) Gatorbait Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:43:40 No. 4594975 Report >>4594962 “Okay, I think we should let her know. How about you guys?”
>The crowd shouts in agreement. >A piano is slowly pushed through the throng of ponies. >Followed shortly after by a drum set. >And then came the brass band. >The little purple dragon you met a few hours ago hustles up to you with your guitar. >You reach down and scratch him on top of the head. “Thanks squirt.”
>Turning to Celestia, you grin. >The pianist comes in, accompanied by the drummer. >Your knees begin to quiver like gelatin. >The Sun Princess chuckles as she eyes you. >“It would appear that your ‘King’ has come down with a case of stage fright.” >Luna simply smiles as you begin to croon. > “The Warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin and the join began to swing
You shoulda heard those knocked out jailbirds sing!”
> >The piano comes in at full force. >By now your hips are working with your knees. >Celestia’s eyes resemble dinner plates >With absurdly small portions. >You grin as she gathers herself. >“Shining Armor! Protect the guard! Protect the guard!” >You see a unicorn snap out of a daze and erect some sort of dome around the ponies. >You hear Luna laugh >“That will not save you, sister! Anonymous’ power is unstoppable! The power of a KING!” >One of the guards gives a frantic scream. >“She’s right! I-I can’t stop stomping my hoof to the beat! The barrier’s not helping!” >The guard is falling into disarray. >Already several of their number have dropped their weapons in panic. >You can even see a few getting into the music. 5/7
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The Once and Future King (of Rock and Roll) Gatorbait Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:44:24 No. 4594991 Report >>4594975 >Meanwhile, the ponies behind you are dancing and singing, swinging each other about. >Despite all this, you don’t miss a beat as you strum away on your guitar. > “Let’s rock! Everybody, let’s rock!
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jail house rock!”
> >You chance a glance up to Celestia and Shining Armor. >The Princess looks entirely unfazed by your performance. >Shining Armor on the other hand is under serious strain. >You recognize his affliction immediately. >The poor guy is fighting his natural inclination to rhythm. >He could use a break. >Letting your guitar hang from its strap, you point at him, then across the room to a pink flying unicorn who had joined your fanclub while you were performing your way through the castle. >Their eyes meet. >Sparks fly. >You grin. “Number forty-seven said to number three
You’re the cutest jail bird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me!”
>As you break into the chorus again, the dome falters, then falls to pieces as the pair rush each other. >The guard is lost by the point. >The crowd rushes the room, pushing and shoving to get inside and see the performance. >As you wrap up the song, you meet Celestia’s eyes again. >She is furious. >Seems your performance failed to impress your harshest critic. >She waits until the screams of the delighted ponies die down before storming up to you. >“That was an absolutely disgusting display. How dare you come into my world and assume to take control with your hip thrusting and inappropriate singing! Look at Shining Armor and Princess Candace! Affection should not be shown in public!” 6/7
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The Once and Future King (of Rock and Roll) Gatorbait Fri 21 Sep 2012 02:45:24 No. 4595010 Report >>4594991 >You glance over your shoulder and see the two locked in quite the intimate kiss. “Yeah, that’s actually pretty gross.”
>“Exactly! So why do you continue to encourage it?” >You think for a moment, feeling the gaze of every p0ny in the throne room on you. “I suppose, because music is about as pure an expression as most folks can manage. See, look.”
>You strum your way across the strings. “Nice right? Watch my fingers.”
>You begin to work your way through the scales, sliding your fingers up and down the neck of your guitar. >A simple exercise, but when you look up, Celestia appears a little, flushed. >Her tone however, is much more subdued than before. >“Y-you filthy monkey. Just because you’re talented doesn’t make it okay to get my little ponies worked up like that.” >Stepping forward, you stand eye to eye with the alicorn. >Celestia gasps, but doesn’t back away. >After a moment, you smile and slide your guitar behind your back, and turn to walk away. >“Anonymous! My sister has not yet relinquished control of the kingdom to you! Take what it yours!” >You pause and smile at Luna. “No need, she’ll come around, eventually. And then we can work this whole mess out, because I told you Luna, I don’t want a country. I’ve already got everything I could have ever wanted.”
>Because really. >Isn’t that the entire point of impersonating the King? >You wanted to be him. >Well, now you are. >Can’t really beat that. “Now, we’ve still got a tour to finish! Pack up the band boys, we’re headed to Griffin country!”
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Pastebin link is
http://pastebin.com/jmuMXGBu . Would post it all here but I g2g like...now. Sorry.
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>>4594940 depends on the overall length, if it'll just be a snippet of text, then I'd be willing to wait for the full chapter, I enjoy your story, so I leave overall judgement to you.
>tl;dr, If the .5's short, then just compile a full chapter NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
>>4594885 It's exhausting, physically draining and makes me feel absolutely filthy afterwards. So, yes, I'm already working on it.
Anonymous
>>4595076 I went and deleted to ask again because I thought you'd missed it among the posts.
Fuckin awesome.
Looking forward to it.
Navarone !lMadManZXI
>>4595010 I want you to know that throughout this entire story I had a massive smile on my face and I was saying hell yes a lot.
PonyGone !RAGT.LOVE.
>>4594270 Oh man, jffry... You great son-of-a-bitch. Thanks for the GREAT read.
>>4595010 Nice, nice!
Anonymous
>>4595201 > Navarone > Using a trip >idontthinksotim.jpg LordKickAss
>>4595010 Thoroughly enjoyable. A little quick paced when explaining things, but over all not bad.
>rope
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Parking.Hunting down the rare chaplapa bird Also not writing about a certain pony so that Ponygone gets slightly aggravated Don't worry I'm probably gonna start tomorrow ponygone
Navarone !lMadManZXI
>>4595278 Last line:
http://pastebin.com/KD2TFT0Z I got impersonated a little while back. I didn't want it to happen again. I don't think it will, but now I know it won't.
Anonymous
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>>4595278 It's him. It's "Mad Man" to go with his Diaries of a Mad Man story.
Anonymous
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>>4594381 >Fin. >And that's that.
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Posting livestream link one more time, starting live narrations momentarily.
http://www.livestream.com/wutenaie Come in and suggest stories and listen to live narrations!
>>4595134 Right now I'm looking at two more parts, one set before, one after. Everything after that I think would feel forced.
>>4595201 >>4595266 I'm glad you guys got a kick out of it.
>>4595294 Was it just the pace of the story in general, or a specific part?
Anonymous
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Has anyone done a story where the ponies watch Anon's copy of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and get really into it?Don't even try to deny that Twilight cosplaying as Tim Curry in fishnets is your fetish.
Anonymous
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I kinda feel like shit not being here to experience this.
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
Just finished chapter 4 of AiE.
TrueHeart
jffry-I'll keep this short. Your story of Anonymous and FlutterShy are the reason I got into these threads. It was the first, and most beloved, of fanfics for me. Thank you. Ups, downs, ins, outs, weirdness, wonderfulness....thank you for all of it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>4593906 WHY CAN'T THAT IMAGE BE WALLPAPER SIZE
I WANT IT
Anonymous
Shinobi !0T26gAhS8I
Heading to bed, sorry about not getting MineAnon out tonight.
Tomorrow for sure
After MineAnon Ch3 is done then Serve and Protect Ch5 will be started followed by Lady's MAnon
Everything here:
http://pastebin.com/u/ShinobiPony Have a sniplet of MineAnon Ch3 as an apology
“Princess! What’s wrong? D-did I do something?!”
>You felt a panic attack creeping up on you, the ruler of this nation is bawling her eyes out on your chest and you have no idea why >What do you do!?! >Awkwardly, you wrap Celestia in an embrace as she cries as hard as she could >You swear you hear her saying something “Your highness? Did…did I do something to offend you?”
>She looks you in the face as a fresh wave of tears spill over her eyes >”I-I’m sorry…I’m sorry I’m sorry…” >A bad feeling creeps up on you…What had she done? “Princess? What happened?”
>She sniffles and pulls herself from you, looking at the ground >”Anonymous…I saw everything…” >Silence >Your scalp prickles as you process the thought >They had magic here so did she…? >You gulp and push away a budding spot of anger “What do you mean?” you ask, inwardly fearing the answer
>Celestia winces, flattening her ears and lowering herself some, looking like an animal that knows she had done wrong >”I…Read your mind, all of it” >No >That bitch… >Murder is the first thing to come to mind, the only thing holding you back is how you’re unsure of the consequences “Come. Again?” you ask, your tone cold as ice as your face hardens into an expression that would have made stone look joyful
>Celestia flinches, as if expecting to be struck >”I’m sorry Anonymous…but you heard me correctly...” Night everyone
LOVE Chief Vhatug, Conqueror of 86 Marehoods !!KiZRDoWmVOP
LOVE Chief Vhatug, Conqueror of 86 Marehoods !!KiZRDoWmVOP Fri 21 Sep 2012 03:29:53 No. 4596029 Report >>4595580 Forced?
Ha! Trust me, there's always a way.
At any rate, I'm certainly glad you're continuing it.
>>4595819 I think he is. THINK.
An epilogue.
Personal note, I've got ideas for 3 of the remaining 4 to join voluntarily.
Only one left is Twilight.
Any ideas for that?
One person said that, when it comes down to it, Twilight is Celestia's dog, so maybe with all her little spies lost, she tries to make Twi into a full time one.
Does this sound a workable angle?
Or do you guys have any better ideas?
-Shaded View-
Parking.
NetherPony !!9xA7ChTWpWi
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Reporting in.Will continue writing instead.
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>>4595010 The opening bit had me thinking of Journey to the West, the Monkey King upsetting the Celestial Government with his antics.
Good stuff, in the same vein but better than Fonzi impersonator Anon in Equestria.
Anonymous
>>4596014 >No update >Teaser instead Stop playing with my emotions!
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>>4595350 Oh fuck you Navarone. You updated Diaries of a Madman again, and I'd already read your last 3(4?) iterations 7 times already.
FUCKDAMNSHITCUNTS thank you Anonymous
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>>4596014 I'm with
>>4596114 Dick move Shin, dick move
I still love you Anonymous
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>>4594381 Great end. I hope it does not continue, not because i dont like the story, quite the opposite, i really enjoyed it. That is a classy as fuck ending, a great termination of an excellent story arc.
I hope you write something new and enjoyable, for both you and your readers, in the future.
LordKickAss
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>>4595580 It's more of the abruptness. The beginning feels rushed due to each sentence feeling like its butting up against the ones around it.
Of course, that is a style of writing and has been used by a few famous writers who are not coming to mind right now.
Anonymous
>>4596029 No, it works well if you think about it.
With 5 of the 6 joining Anon's herd, Celestia, in a fit of intense paranoia, makes Twilight spy on him 24/7 with no breaks, leaving her exhausted, and stressed to the point where her friends have to give Twilight an intervention. From there, Anon suggests that she stay with them to make sure that she's taking it easy and she lets slip that everyone was spying on him and that she had to take up their slack.
>>4596029 I just don't see the connection ChaosAnon could have with Twilight when she so closely aligns herself with someone who has adopted an adversarial position to him. She doesn't consider herself any less than him, anymore than she considered Discord superior, just a threat that required a unique solution to an asymmetrical problem. Her go-to fix didn't work, but that didn't stop Celestia from having the Mane 5 from monitoring ChaosAnon and AlicornShy.
I imagine by the time Twilight is the sole spy remaining that Princess Celestia has become quite frayed at this point, and some of that will either bleed into or onto Twilight, either adopting some of the same attitudes or suffering because she's now isolated from the Element of Harmony she embodies, Magic (Friendship).
Aanon !!mW7MxHsAwB1
Hey guys.
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
>>4596038 Well, I tried several times; but I cannot post my chapter without the system auto banning me.
>Spammer. Sorry but for now I'll just be uploading to my pastebin.
Anonymous
>>4596495 shouldn't you be busy pretending to quit?
Anonymous
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>>4595010 Hahaha great story! Hope there is more to come!
>>4596561 Did you try modifying every occurrence of p
ony to p0ny, to include everyp
ony, somep
, etc.?
Navarone !lMadManZXI
>>4596561 Look through your story. Do you have any combination of the word any and pony or every and pony or anything like that? Change the o in pony to a 0: anyp0ny. That should get you through the filter.
ParaPony
Sup everybody! Para here wondering if you guys wouldn't mind a small Monsternon update.
>>4596741 Murderous ManChild in Equestria? Yes please!
-SV-
>>4596597 >>4596603 Yes, and this is different from the spam error.
First I'll get an upload fail message, and then a perma-ban.
Aanon !!mW7MxHsAwB1
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>>4596564 >Pic related of how everyone reacted Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
Hello everyone, you guys ready for some more scary Pink Pone?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Navarone !lMadManZXI
>>4596760 Well, do you have a link to your pastebin?
ParaPony
>>4596759 As always. One solitary Anon has called for my frivilous assdrippings...and PARAPONY shall answer that call!
>>4596866 Aether
Aether pls
pls Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>4596885 >>4596932 ...Living the Good Life then?
Anonymous
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>>4596952 thats what the vote decided on dipshit
-SV-
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>>4596952 What? No! Scary Pink Po
ne please?
Why won't you let me LOVE you? Anonymous
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>>4596952 Hi Aether!
get in the livestream you son of a bitch <3 Anonymous
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>>4596952 Advanced Friendship: Learning is Magic.
>>4596952 LtGL was decided in a vote, still waiting for you 2 delivar
Anonymous
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>>4597018 he wont delivar
he rigged the vote then ignored his own rigged vote
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>>4597018 But I didn't vote for LtGL you faggot.
I was asking Aether if he finished those errands
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>>4596866 No, moar Psycho Pink, I've been waiting! I even ...
exercised I got so bored
Anonymous
>>4596866 No, Pinkamina has always been stupid grimderp garbage that gets countless tributes like yours for no reason.
Like rainbow factory and Wuten.
I think you've done this Pinkamina one for too long. Wrap it up and move onto something less stupid.
>>4596952 Not my taste, but it's infinitely better than "HURR IM SYKO".
>>4596952 I'm still writing up Living the Good Life, probably will be ready by either tomorrow or saturday. I don't write that as I go unlike the CYOA's... and fine I'll do more Pink Pone
ParaPony
>>4596903 >There's a lot of noise. >You're used to it now though. >This is place is familiar. >The smell of piss. Taste of blood. >The yelling. >All the ponies are yelling. >"SMASH EM!" "RIP HIS EYES OUT!" "KILL EM!! KILLLL EM!!!" >You look up from your handiwork to dad. >You want to know if this is ok. >You've never killed a minotaur before. >"C'mooon ya buckin' chimp! Finish em!" >Dad's glaring at you. At your hands. >"Uhhhrrrg." >The Minotaur's waking up. "Dad...what should I-"
>"Just kill him Anon." >He sounds mad again...this usually makes him happy. >Well. >Dad said so. CRRRR-ACK! CRACK!
>"AHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!" >He's still awake. >That might make snapping his neck harder. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>4596014 >>4596014 Damn IT! You fucking tease!
ParaPony
>>4597234 >You thought you did good. >The loud fancy voiced pony talked about this minotaur a lot. >How famous he was. >How strong he was. >He did hit hard. >Not as a hard as you though. >You noticed he didn't have scars...maybe that's why he went down so fast. >You mashed his head on the ground for a while after that. >Then yanked his arm backwards. >You got distracted by his hands for a second. >Minotaurs were the only other things that had hands like you did. >It made you feel strange...like you might be normal, atleast a little bit. >The Ponies started yelling for you to finish it though. >So here you were doing what dad said... >This minotaur's neck is thick. >"AAHHHh!!! AHHH!!" CR-CRRRRR-CRACK! SNAP!
>Everything else seems real quiet all of a sudden. >"AHh! HELLLP! HELP! SOMEPONY! ANYPONY! GET- ACK!! HELLLLP!! HELLLLP!" >Nopony will help. >Nopony stops the fight. CR-CRRRRRRRRACK-CRACK CRACK!
>... >... Anonymous
>>4596603 Say nav out of curiosity is there any way to view only the update you did on the diaries instead of downloading the entire thing every 3-4 days?
(captcha roaketi greek and im from greece...)
ParaPony
>>4597599 >...he's dead. >You look up to dad. >He's smiling. >You smile back. >It's a horrible thing. >"MMMMMARRRRES AND GENTLECOLTS! It looks like once again! Our winner is! THE INDESTRUCTIBLE! THE VISCOUS! THE UNSTOPPABLE ANONYMOUS BEEEAAAAST! " >The noise is back. >It's ok though, because dad is smiling. >You lumber backward, headed for the dark tunnel you entered the pit from. >Right when you turn though the noise changes. >"EVERYONE DOWN! BY ORDER OF THEIR ROYAL HIGHNESSES!" >Screaming. >Everyone's screaming. >Your turn back just in time. >To see the set of hooves headed for your face. >You remember the face on the pony attatched to them too. >That blue mane. >That armor. >The guard who spoke to you. >Darkness. Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>4597128 Actually, I'm a little preoccupied. Tomorrow will be more.
ParaPony
>>4597863 >>4597863 ERRORS!
MY TRUE NEMESIS!
YOU RETURN TO HAUNT MY ALREADY FOLLY PLAUGED WRITINGS YET AGAIN!
That's it for the moment. Thoughts?
Navarone !lMadManZXI
>>4597761 With mediafire, I think you can preview the file before you download it. So you could read the entire .pdf or .rtf from within mediafire. It's pretty buggy and laggy, so I stopped giving links to them. Once I catch up on FIM, you can view the big updates there. Until then, there's not much you can do. I might start using google docs or something.
Anonymous
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>>4597904 Fuck. Well, I'll be waiting.
LOVE Chief Vhatug, Conqueror of 86 Marehoods !!KiZRDoWmVOP
LOVE Chief Vhatug, Conqueror of 86 Marehoods !!KiZRDoWmVOP Fri 21 Sep 2012 05:03:21 No. 4597992 Report >>4596375 Actually, I meant that Celestia would order her to seduce her way in to keep tabs since the other 4 are no longer willing to report.
>>4596401 Or Twilight could get fed up and realizes Celestia isn't infallible.
Anonymous
>>4597924 Interesting. I guess ponies decided that humans were monsters in this story? Neat. Let's see where this goes.
ParaPony
>>4598037 The short version is that anonymous appeared in Equestria as a child but instead of ending up in the hooves of Celstia or any kind person he was found and taken in by Blueblood. It doesn't help that Anon's genes make him abnormally large even for a human. A lifetime as Blueblood's abuse doll and eventual his blunt instrument of assasination have left him a broken muscletard of rage.
Anonymous
>>4597949 What ever is most convinient to you mate after reading about 1k pages of it in 3 days i dont mind re- reading it slowly to kill time btw when can we expect prostitute anon again?
ParaPony
>>4598085 Here's the bin for those interested in the rest. I warn you, errors ahoy. Have yet to fix them.
http://pastebin.com/u/ParaPony Navarone !lMadManZXI
>>4598116 Don't know. I'm not actively working on Prostitute Anon. I can't believe someone read the Diaries in three days. I think Bizzles did it in two, but he didn't sleep much during it.
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>>4597761 To view only the updates, I merge and compare the two documents in Word. Additions and deletions appear as annotations, so I skip from one new addition to another.
Lulzies
>>4598136 Cool, I like this premise too. I might check it out.
I'm in a mood to write, what is thy bidding today, Anons?
NoLongerAnon
>>4598165 Didn't Tyko read it in three?
also
>>4595201 Praise from Nava? fucking impressive
ParaPony
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>>4598234 Super Gracias Lulzies.
Navarone !lMadManZXI
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>>4598323 That was back when it was 400,000 or so words. It's up at 730,000 now. And praise from me isn't that hard to get. I just don't comment much.
>>4598165 Ugh, Navarone! Why is most of your update renaming Pinkie Pie's parents, changing how you spell Cadance's name, and changing Taya's color from orange to purple?
NoLongerAnon
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>>4597904 Hey, Listen!
Get on Skype you little whore if you're still here, that is
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>>4598350 Now you're just showing off you obsessive motherfucker
Navarone !lMadManZXI
>>4598350 Because I needed to change things. I also fixed some stuff that was broken from previous changes. I did add some new content and I added Chrysalis clop.
Equitech !!Q/ikuU6z0EY
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Awww yeah. Parking like a boss.
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>>4598596 Scanning changes now. You also changed every iteration of MacIntosh, of Big Macintosh variety, to Macintosh. Plus plot changes, which I'm slowly reading.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
Parking.
Anonymous
>>4598689 >fucked by changelings What are you writing?
Gadget !!hdKi+APGN/w
>>4598689 Anon getting fillyraped, c'mon MD
Aanon !!mW7MxHsAwB1
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>>4597098 >No, Pinkamina has always been stupid grimderp garbage MD !Tm27jGxpYk
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>>4598728 Anonymous got kidnapped by Changelings and now lives in the Hive to serve as a sex toy for all the drones.
Keep in mind that they only have one Queen, aka one reproducing organism,
so all those frustrated boys have to take out their urges on something.
>>4598739 >>4598754 Waaah. God damn it.
How 'bout both, in different scenes?
It's not like this is a straight story anyway.
Navarone !lMadManZXI
>>4598689 ...why not turn into a human?
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4598781 Because the only human in the world of FiM is Anonymous,
and the notion of getting buttfucked by his own clone might just make him lose his mind.
The 'nice' Changeling truly cares and wants to help him, after all.
>>4598806 is this going to be an Anon who is straight? Bi? Gay? comfortable/uncomfortable with recieving opposed to giving? or is it all details you are trying to figure out by asking
is there any starwars Storys ?
>>4598892 rt had a jedi in equestria I think, may not have been rt though it was quite a while ago.
>>4598892 http://pastebin.com/RT_Pony he has a jedi in equestria story, that I am too lazy to find for you.
Anonymous
Reading one of those threads where you spend credits on items to bring with you to Equestria, some Anons thought that all of them would end up in the same 'universe' so to speak.The thread had a secondary topic of how they would kill each other and take the throne as THE Anon.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4598889 He's getting raped day in and day out.
His own preferences or proclivities no longer matter;
he's simply a sex toy for all the males in the Hive,
and that's the reality he has to live with.
Comfort or acceptance plays no role whatsoever.
Anonymous
>>4598928 Why does it have to be so violent?
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
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>>4599027 Becuase it's interesting, and I thought it would be fun to write.
I just did a whole series of plain, lovey-dovey romance with Anon and Big Mac.
I wanted to explore something else.
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Dead Anon: Chapter 4 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Fri 21 Sep 2012 06:21:14 No. 4599115 Report Posting what I have of Chapter 4 before I go to bed.>Only the dead can know peace from this evil… Wait… >You hold your hand to your chest certain that it just takes a few seconds. >But it becomes apparently clear that you, no matter how much you would otherwise wish, are still dead weight. >You look to the sky, a smile forming on your face. >And you laugh. Not a simple chuckle either, a full blown hearty laugh. >Anonymous joins in nervously, forcing himself to go along with it. >Tears accumulate as you take a soothing breathe between snippets of laughter. >Oh this is just grand. How the stars have shined upon you this day. >”I guess it is kind of funny.” >You wipe the moisture from your eyes, a grin on your face. >That seems to wake him up, “Wait a minute here-“ >You lob a nearby lamp at his head, the fucker narrowly dodging it. >”It’s not that simple.” >His nightstand is the next object you toss at the lying bastard. >He straightens up, “Know your place. I owe you Nothing!” >”I could’ve let you rot back in that damned prison, but I rescued you.” >”You dare…”
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>>4599027 Because it's hot.
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Dead Anon: Chapter 4 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Fri 21 Sep 2012 06:21:59 No. 4599128 Report >>4599115 >”You will be silent.” “The only reason you’re standing here is because I saved you.”
>”Enough!” he roars as he slams his foot upon the stone, the tower trembling before his might. “Hit a nerve? Good. Now you know how I feel.”
>”I can give you what you desire, I just need more time.” “Time? I have been waiting for longer than your mind can fathom. You may have taken me from that place, but all you’ve done is change the setting.”
>”I made a promise to you and I plan to keep it. War has left me drained, and if you can wait just a little longer you shall have what you seek.” >He’s walking on thin ice here. “You’re incompetence is no concern of mine.”
>”If you want to live again then you’ll wait. Think rationally here.” >That means almost nothing coming from him, but he’s right. You’re not in your right mind. >You’ve broken your one fundamental rule: Stay calm. “How much?”
>”Excuse me?” “How much time do you need?”
>Anonymous visibly relaxes, “It may take some time, so don’t hold me to a particular number.” “I’ve spent a long while just waiting; it’s not too much to ask for some time I guess.”
>You lean on the edge and get your bearings, letting this setback sink in. >Of course this wouldn’t be the first time your plans hit the shitter. “I think I might go away for a while. Take some time off… See the sights.”
>”If you wish-“ “You’re not coming with me.”
Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Dead Anon: Chapter 4 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Fri 21 Sep 2012 06:22:36 No. 4599136 Report >>4599128 >”Just thought I’d ask.” >You make your way to the door with Anonymous behind you. >”Just out of curiosity, where would you go?” >How to respond to that. Now that’s a question. “I figured I’d go north, roam around a bit.”
>”Any place in particular?” >A smile works its way on your face as you visualize it. “Yeah…”
>You head back to your room, grabbing what you can and stuffing it into a makeshift duffel bag. >Jotting down a quick note you post it on your door, far less humorous than the last one you made. >Walking down the halls you quickly exit the castle and back through the courtyard. >The breeze flows around you grasping at your limbs as if to slow you down. >But you walk through them. >The moonlit streets of Canterlot glimmer as you walk between the towering buildings beside you. >The night watch looks on at your departure, just another wanderer of the night. >You pass through the gates of Canterlot and tread upon the dirt path before you. >North, you follow the constellations in the sky, the white rider guiding you along. >You’re not sure how she’ll react to your surprise visit. >With any luck you won’t have to hurt anyone on the way there. >But you’ll cross that bridge when you come to it. >The lights of Canterlot fade as you move further and further away. >The city was a nice little place. It had all the right things to make your day. >But it was never really home. You’d never really had a real one since you first came to Equestria. >Until you traveled north. Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Dead Anon: Chapter 4 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Fri 21 Sep 2012 06:23:08 No. 4599144 Report >>4599136 >You gather some local plant life, though the tundra certainly makes it difficult for you. >Picking a bowl out of your pack you dump your payload into the tub, gracing it with a handful of berries and shoots you’d found. >It’s no breakfast of champions, but it gets the job done. >A critter darts away in the corner of your eye, likely a rabbit from the fleeting glimpse. >You’d considered trapping one, but you know all too well of the consequences. >They just had to make the rules that way. Doesn’t matter they type of meat, as all will bring you down in the end. >What you wouldn’t give for a strip of nice juicy bacon. >Don’t tease yourself like that Anon, it’s not good for you. >You strip the bark and finish off the shoots, depositing any remains on the ground. >The hunger is always present, but the occasional snack and meditation session is quick to subdue the desire. >You can never be too careful, lest your urges take over. >You take a quick swim in the nearby river as well to clean off some of the grim that had accumulated during your trip. >Taking a rag from your bag you dry yourself off, slipping back into your jeans. >A sniff of your shirt shows just how long you’d been wearing it and you promptly stick it back in your bag. >Slinging the bag over your shoulder you keep on along the mountain. >You’d abandoned the safety of roads long ago, no being brave enough to settle this far out of Equestrian territory. >Well, no one besides you. >You’d grown accustomed to these lands, though they’ve changed a bit since you last lived here. >Not by much, it’s still the same rugged stretch of land you remember it to be. >There are some things that even time has trouble changing. >You only hope she was one of them. Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f
Dead Anon: Chapter 4 Bastinator !!TsN5GKrg++f Fri 21 Sep 2012 06:25:38 No. 4599168 Report >>4599144 >Climbing down through the rocks you spot the tunnel up ahead. >You stand in the entrance as you gaze down the tunnel’s depths. >Could she even be here? She’d said how they migrate from place to place. >She wouldn’t do that though. She’d wait, she said she would. >You step back into the shadows of your home. >You run your hand across the ancient walls of stone, allowing your mind to wander. >”Anon wait up!” >You charge down the hallway, sword in hand and p0nies at your back. “I’m not letting her get away again!”
>Gillian’s hooves dwindle away as you move on ahead of the group. >She made the mistake of sparing you the first time. >Now it’s time to pay her back with interest. http://pastebin.com/yPcaPLWA And that's what I've got so far. It's meh so far, but what am I going to do? Change it? Not a chance.
NoLongerAnon
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>>4598920 There have been a few, the main one that comes to mind is Chroniclers Elements of Disharmony
Though a Special big one is being restarted >>4599168 One day bast, one day
HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4598781 Urgh no. I like MD's writing, but two male humans fucking is just plain gay. I wouldn't be able to read that.
NoLongerAnon
Gadget !!hdKi+APGN/w
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>>4599318 >two male humans fucking is just plain gay Well... Yeah!
Wuten !WutEnlvDVw
Livestream Went Wonderfully! Narrations Coming Soon! Wuten !WutEnlvDVw Fri 21 Sep 2012 06:46:41 No. 4599359 Report Sup guys! We had an awesome time in the livestream tonight; episodes 4-6 were some community favorites in the stream.
NoLongerAnon
>>4599359 Shhhhh, people are trying to sleep over here
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
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Parking. I won't have any updates done until Sunday.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
Do changelings other than Chrysalis have names?
>>4599413 where you at man? I'm on skype.
Anonymous
NoLongerAnon
HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4599504 Numbers could work.
Is it slow thread time already? I could post a small preview for my next Anon in Dogland chapter if no one has any stories to post right now. I don't have a chapter picture to post with it though.
>>4599581 Or. One shot. One shots work too.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4599581 I was thinking more along the lines of entomological terms,
such as Chrysalis, for example.
...The only problem is I'm fucking horrified of insects and thus can't look at Wikipedia for the scientific terms.
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>>4599593 Are you telling ME to write a one shot? Because I guess I could write one of those.
>>4599602 Pupa, Cocoon, Larva, Exuvium (Exuvia), Membrane, Pharate, Instar, Brood...
All words associated with Chrysali and such.
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>>4599653 Nah, forget it.
They don't need names.
>>4599653 Yes. I am. If you want, I have a mind that can throw out Ideas like a monkey throws its shit.
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>>4599669 Meh, I have to many of my own ideas. Might as well write some myself.
>Day 4:4 in Equestria. >You're preparing for one of the biggest days in your life. >Taking deep breaths, you walk out onto the stage. >In front of you lies a grand piano in miniature. >P0nies had pretty much everything humans had back home, but smaller and magic. >When you first saw a piano here in horseland, you were surprised, to say the least. >How could a p0ny play with hooves, even with their strange hoof grasping magic abilities? >Turns out, not many p0nies could, but gryphons, Minotaurs and some dragons had the ability. >P0nies were very musical, by nature, but their piano concertos were rather... disappointing. >Any creature in Equestria with the equipment to play piano had eight fingers, or fewer depending on the species. >Spike had shown himself to be quite a dapper hand at the instrument, but when you displayed your skill on the ivories to Twilight she was completely blown away. >It was then that she set this up, a performance for the princesses! >Before arriving in Equestria, you were a Youtube sensation with a couple of junior piano awards under your belt. >But here? >You perform for ROYALTY. 1/?
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Work in Progress - Unnamed Changeling Story MD !Tm27jGxpYk Fri 21 Sep 2012 07:41:10 No. 4599890 Report Quoted By:
Posting because dead>Far from the rolling hills and verdant forests of Equestria, >in a desert region known only as the Badlands, resides the Hive – >towering above miles of blasted waste, this massive structure of chitin is home to the Changelings. >These insectoid beings, feared and loathed the world over, are best known for taking sustenance from Love, >shapeshifting and impersonating spouses and partners to drain unwitting victims of their dearest passions. >Life goes on as usual for the Changelings following their failed invasion of Canterlot – >feeding from the stray buffalo, deceiving the hapless nomad, and ingratiating themselves into pony society. >Normal, except for one curious addition to the Hive’s population: >You.
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>>4599878 >One last adjustment to the silken collar of the fine suit Rarity made you, and you turn to your rather small audience. >You give a curt bow, and clear your throat. "Thank you all for the wonderful opportunity you have given me to play for you today,"
>you say,
"I would like to dedicate my first song to the fair princess of the night, Luna. It is a song originating from a famous composer of my world, Ludwig Van Beethoven. This is his Piano Sonata number 14 in C-sharp minor, known colloquially as the Moonlight Sonata."
>You flip your coattails back and sit down in front of the piano. >You had insisted that Rarity include coattails on your suit, you always wanted to do that. >The two princess and few p0nies in the audience clop their hooves together politely as you rest your fingers on the keys. >Now for the moment of truth. >You had spent a bit of time practicing before this performance to get used to the small keys of p0ny pianos, but it wasn't too hard. >Part of your Youtube popularity had come from performing difficult classical works on toy keyboards after all. >You take a deep breath and begin. 2/?
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>>4600020 http://youtu.be/4Tr0otuiQuU >First movement, easy shit. >You knew this song would be perfect for the occasion. >You play dramatically, the sound of the piano is rich and soothing. >Stealing a glance at your crowd you see Luna has her eyes closed, relaxed. >She seems to be enjoying it, you think. >You sway with the music, wanting to give a worthy performance. >Playing with the dynamics a bit, you start off on the quieter side, and increase the volume as you play. >This is the kind of music that even some p0nies could play, despite how beautiful it may sound. >But you chose this particular song for a very good reason, and as you near the second movement, that reason is growing closer with every note. >You start in on the second movement, and play a bit more forcefully than you normally might. >Hitting the notes with a bit of flair, you emphasize the upbeat parts. >The audience is listening politely, but you can tell they aren't especially impressed. >As planned of course. >You're certain Spike could play this part with little practice. >He's pretty good, after all. >But shit is about to get very real, very soon. 3/?
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>>4600131 http://youtu.be/352qLWqKN-U >Moonlight Sonata, Third Movement. >Difficulty level: asian. >You fucking got this. >Now is the time to break it the fuck down. >This is the song that won you your first ever piano competition. >You know it like the back of your magnificent human hand. >Spike can go fuck himself now, aint nothing in all of p0ny Earth that can play this bit of music. >Ten fingers and damn good with them, you give these p0nies a show they will not soon forget. >You jam as much passion as you possibly can into the rapid notes. >You're playing especially quick right now as well, the small keyboard actually helps you here. >Miraculously, you avoid mashing any keys as you play, your fingers dancing across the instrument with unbridled finesse. >This is easily your best song, you could play it with your eyes closed. >In fact, you decide to do just that. >You lift your head to clearly show this ability off, moving it in time with the music. >As you wrap up the song, you hit the last chords with as much gusto as you can, pounding the piano with enough strength to splinter wood. >You stand and take your bow, stunned silence greeting your ears. >A quick survey of the p0nies in the audience reveals more than a few of them gawking at you. >Heh, and you're only getting starte... >Oh god what is Luna doing, she's flying directly at you, what. 4/?
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Tonight I wrote part 9 of my story. To the anon who said he enjoyed it but wished the chapters were longer:
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The Question Recurring 9 - Ungrateful Biped anonapath Fri 21 Sep 2012 08:32:34 No. 4600349 Report >After you left the palace you flipped the two guards who had brought you her off. >You imagined that they had no idea what it meant, but you felt pretty good about it. >One memory, more persistent than the rest, came back to your mind. >Cigarettes. >It seemed that their absence, even from your mind, only made your heart grow fonder. >You wandered around Caterlot for awhile, but it seemed like the p0nies had nothing like them. >Frustrated, you decided to walk back to P0nyville. >You sighed. >As you left the gates, you wondered yet again what the hell to do with yourself. >Remaining at the top of your list was survival. >You figured you ould easily enough survive on the p0nies generosity. >Rarity came to your mind.
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>>4600349 "Holy shit, I almost fucked a horse."
>You supposed you did lay on the gentleman routine much too thick. >From the thoughts of Rarity came those of the shop. >She had clearly used you to do her shit work while she went out to the spa. >And how in the fuck did you end up working in another shitty clothing store? >You smiled darkly. >You would solve both of hose problems when you got back. >More important thoughts emerged. >What sort of guy would you be? >You had thought that getting your memories back would have reminded you of your entire personality, but what Celestia had said was true. >This was your second chance. >Just as useless as the first, but new anyway. >Since you had the almighty power of deceit back at your disposal, controlling your life and manipulating others would be easy now. >You had no reason not to. >This ridiculous land was more of a joke than the hellhole you came from. >Nothing was to be taken seriously. >Rather than make any elaborate schemes, you decided you'd be better entertained by playing your part as you went. >Much more exciting that way. anonapath
>>4600357 >You laughed. >You felt... empty. >No happiness, no sadness. >Neutral emptiness. You knew it well. >There was great freedom in the negation of emotion. >You could guiltlessly fuck with everyone. >Twilight came to your mind. >No, not her. She reminded you of someone with her innocent pursuit and intense love of knowledge. >You couldn't remember who. >Fucking damaged mind. >Life was going to be entertaining either way. >It would be better with a cigarette whispered your mind. >>Son of a bitch. Of all things to remember... >All this freedom spread before you, and all you really wanted was a cigarette. >You threw your hands to the sky. "What the fuck? I want something to smoke." You yelled to the heavens, and behold, there in your hands, a single brandless cigarette.
>What? >Whatever. >With relief and triumph, you put it to your lips and... NoLongerAnon
>>4600331 I remember I always used to post at this time of the night
And Sherminator was always there to read it anonapath
>>4600362 >Motherfucker. >No light. >Someone was clearly fucking with you. >You looked around. >Obviously you were alone. >You threw your arms up again and yelled. "Let there be fire!"
>And fire there was >A small flame about an inch above your index finger flicker slowly in the breeze. >No shit. Magic. >The flame died immediately after you lit the cig. >How in the hell did that happen? >When you had tried your hand at magic with Twilight, you had been unable to move even a quill an inch from the table. >What next? >You smiled again. "Let there be fire!"
>Nothing. "Fire please?"
>Still nothing. >You thought about this as you walked and puffed away. >What was the difference now? >You sighed. You guessed that question could wait for Twilight. >If anyone knew it would be her. anonapath
>>4600370 >By now the cigarette had almost completely burned down to the butt. >You grimaced at it and tossed it aside. >What a gift. You got one lone cig. >You kinda wanted another. >You focused on the image of it in your mind and brought it to your hand. >You looked down. >You had another. >Sweet. Infinite cigs. >You got the familiar feeling your life expectancy just dropped by twenty years. >Before you could light the new one, you heard a voice yelling from some great distance. >You looked around. Just an empty field besides the path you were walking. >"Look out!" >You still couldn't see anything for at least half a mile around you. >You turned to see a cyan blur racing full tilt down towards you, now within ten feet of you. >You put up your hands and shut your eyes, because... well there wasn't much else you could hope to do. >As you waited for impact, you heard a slight thump on the ground. >You opened your eyes to see Rainbow Dash lying in a heap at your feet. >"W-what? What did you just do? "What the hell did you just do?
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>>4600377 >You were too angry to care about what had happened, just that it had happened. "You had an entire fucking field to crash your stupid ass into. Why aim at me? Are you retarded? Did you want to take someone with you in your suicide attempt? A little murder suicide as your last act?"
>"She shook her head, clearly unable to answer the barrage of questions. "I had heard that you were one of the best fliers in this land. How do you suck this bad? You know what, don't answer. The next time I hear you brag, I'm gonna laugh at you and remind you of this. I mean seriously, when I met you, you had just crashed into Twilight's library. You didn't even bother to pick shit up either. I did it. They ought to call you Rainbow Crash."
>With that you walked away feeling pretty clever. She said nothing, and you didn't see where she went. >Your feeling of superiority was short-lived. >That was way too easy. Some other p0ny had definitely seen the similarity between Dash and crash before you. >Whatever. She could've hurt you, in fact you had no idea how she didn't. >Stupidity deserves ridicule. >And you left her speechless. >You laughed to yourself and headed to Rarity's house to properly... thank her. anonapath
>>4600382 >When you got there, you knocked on the door. >You heard a weary sounding "Come in" from inside. >Good no Sweetiebelle. >She had only harmed your stomach, not your pride. She would be spared your wrath. >You walked in and went to Rarity's sewing room. >As soon as she heard your footsteps, she turned from what must have been her latest "artwork" to face you. >She was wearing her glasses. >Serious business. "Miss Rarity I..."
>"Anonymous, how dare you when I ask you a question. That was most rude of you. >You had been interrupted, which briefly threw off your momentum, but the situation was still in your hands. >You adopted your best look of sincerity. "Miss Rarity, I heard your question, but was too bashful to answer it then. I- I didn't know how to respond. I've had a lot of time to think since then, and I'm sorry for my base actions."
>You moved in closer. >"I suppose I can forgive you that one trespass against common decency since you seem so regretful now. Do go on." anonapath
>>4600386 >Her tone was still that of the slighted lady, but you knew she had already forgiven you. "Oh you do look marvelous today. How you've recovered!"
>You ran your hand down her back. >She shivered at your touch. >"oh Rarity, I never knew beauty until I saw you." >As you continued, you gently removed her glasses. >A sultry smile was beginning to form at the corners of her mouth. "The every image of poise, grace, femininity embodied in white."
>"Go on Anonymous." >She spoke slowly and heavily. >You were rusty but not bad still. "To think that you, such a regal creature, would show any interest in me, silly monkey that I am, oh I was overwhelmed with surprise earlier."
>You leaned in closer, further lowering your voice. >She leaned against you, partly lidding her eyes at she looked up. "The answer you were looking for..."
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>>4600389 >"Yes Anonymous. Please continue." >You gave the biggest grin you could muster as you leaped back from her causing her to tumble awkwardly to the ground. "Babe, I'm a moral degenerate even by human standards, and even I wouldn't fuck a horse of your level of pettiness and whininess."
>The look on her face as her jaw dropped, you couldn't contain yourself. From flirtatious, to surprise, to horror, finally settling on rage. >That was all you wanted. You took off for the door. >"HOW DARE YOU ANONYMOUS!" You heard as you ran. >Before you got halfway to the door you yelled back: "We should probably keep this little affair between the two of us, yes? We wouldn't want your friends to know just how promiscuous you are now would we?"
>You hear a scream of frustration. >You left the threshold, but at the last second put your head back through the door way. "My name's Anon by the way. I'd say we're long past formalities. And you can find another bitch to run your little boutique of overpricing and gaudiness. Ta- Ta Rarity."
>You slammed the door, cutting off her final scream of rage. anonapath
>>4600349 >>4600357 >>4600362 >>4600370 >>4600377 >>4600382 >>4600386 >>4600389 >>4600392 That's part 9. Thanks for the space. Criticism is still welcome.
>>4600365 Unfortunately I came here after he was little more than a legend. (So May) I would've like to have read his stories live.
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>>4600249 >The dark blue princess collides with you abruptly, knocking you to the hard wooden floor. >You cry out in pain, and are silenced by her lips meeting your own. "Wai-"
>She stops your exclamation before it can even leave your mouth. >"Oh Anon!" >You're rather stunned, you don't even put up any resistance. >Not that you really want to, this is kind of a good thing really, a princess is all over you. >On a stage. In public. >Okay yeah, maybe not perfect. >You look to the small audience before you hoping for some help. >AJ and Fluttershy are walking out of the amphitheater. >"C'mon Fluttershy, let's give tha two of 'em some privacy." >Rainbow Dash is blushing furiously, sitting at the edge of her seat watching you intently. >A blue aura forms around you and you feel an almighty rip. >Holy fuck, Luna is tearing your clothes off and it hurts like fuck. >"Well I never! Harumph!" >You turn to see an offended Rarity storm out as well, head held high. >She probably doesn't even care about the sex, the torn clothes are most likely the only reason she would leave. >You're stiff as a rock, this was pretty hot. >"So much! Passion! I must! Have it!" Luna shouts in between kisses. >She begins to rut you right then and there, in plain view of the remaining few p0nies of the audience. >As you begin to lose yourself in the pleasure of royal poontang, your eyes scan the seats once more and find princess Celestia telling a shocked looking Twilight Sparkle, >"Well my apprentice, you were right. This Anonymous really DOES know how to put on a show!" End
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Preparing to Drop Anon and Filly trouble 2. Making sure each post will fit before I do that. so hold onto your hnnng
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>>4600406 I forgot the only whoring I allow myself to do.
pastebin.com/u/anonapath I'm almost at 300 toatl, which I'm pretty proud of.
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>>4600406 Epic. Srsly. I'll probably look up your pastebin once i wake up completely.
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>>4599878 >>4600020 >>4600131 >>4600249 >>4600413 Pianon In EQ Oneshot! Anyone like? I don't know what I'm doing here, someone give me feedback.
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>>4600448 It were good. It ended in a hot dicking in public, everyone knows AiE goes apeshit for that.
>>4600438 >Time passes as you tell Sweetie belle what happened to the best of your knowledge. >She still had questions but she agreed to hold them till everyone's in bed. >Spike managed to whip up a decent dinner of noodles and cheese for everyone out of nowhere. >Food seems to be the fillies weakness as long as you keep it from being flung through the room or put into another ponies mane they behave quite well. >Finishing early you head upstairs to rearrange Twilight's room, putting the two beds closer together. >Spikes not going to sleep in here is he? best for him to decide. >Grabbing Twilight's various inks and quills and other foreign object they could insert into their noses or make a mess you hide them then head downstairs. >walking down the stairs Spike is taking the dishes into the kitchen. >Looking at the table Pinkie Pie is just sitting in her spot almost sad-looking. >Rainbow dash and Applejack seemed to have passed out in the middle of a wrestling match >Fluttershy took her spot under the table again it seems. >Rarity looks bored out of her mind playing with her hooves on the table >"I'm boooored anonmoose" she whines. >Note to self say it when I see it... "Anonymous Rarity, or Anon for short."
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>>4600448 It was kinda bland, but still nice, especially at this time. Thank you.
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>>4600444 Thanks man. Let me know what you think
>>4600448 I liked it. The descriptions of anon's piano playing prowess were especially skillful.
>>4600490 >"Boooored." she repeats with a small yawn >Looking around for Twilight she's pulling books off the shelves, almost like shes looking for a certain one. >Taking a glance at the clock above the door it's almost nine, time for bed! >Scoping the fillies up one at a time you begin climbing the stairs with various eyes watching you from your arms. >Setting Rainbow dash, Twilight and Fluttershy in Twilights bed they snuggle under the blankets with small yawns. >Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie pie on the other bed. >Pinkie yawns but Rarity struggles. >tickling her belly she goes into a small giggle fit before yawning. "See your tired, go to sleep."
>"No" she hides under the blanket. >"I don wanna!" she huffs. "Why not?"
>"umm." She begins looking back and forth nervously. >makes a motion to get closer. >Leaning your ear closer she makes another motion >Getting even closer she whispers into your ear >"The monster under the bed will get me!" >you can't help but smile. >Backing away you look under the bed. >Hearing Rarity spring from her spot to look over the edge. >Well nothing under here, But a hidden compartment left open... interesting. >closing it you come back up shaking your head. >She visibly sigh's and climbs back into her spot.
>>4600498 >these beds are huge now... Sweetie belle isn't even this small... how young are they now? "If you need anything Spike and me will be downstairs."
>Rarity nods as you turn the lights off. >Waiting for a moment before you leave, You know what you're waiting for. >No reason it shouldn't be brought up now. >A full minute passes before you decide they are ok with the dark for now. >closing the door your waiting for it. >Come on... *Click*
>doors closed no words... >Interesting. You remember being scared of the dark when you were little, Even asked to have a light source of some sort. >Maybe a part of them is still retained. >sighing you descend down the stairs to Sweetie belle and Spike "School tomorrow?"
>"Nope. Cheerilee is out-of-town tomorrow and for the weekend." "Hmmm."
>"Anonymous Princess Celestia sent some letters" >Spike comes from the kitchen holding his stomach with a plate full of letters and various bags. >Placing them on the table you take a peek at the bags. >Bits, More bits, MORE DOSH. >God only knows how much food will cost in this house hold. >Grabbing the letters you take a seat. HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4600442 >Then she pulls out a bag of popcorn and puts her hooves up. Now on Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/HLGrSzaL >>4600485 Everyone goes apeshit for public hot monkey dickings!
Yay, stories are showing up now! I guess I won't have to post a preview of Dogland after all.
>>4600503 >Opening it up it's from Celestia. >"Dear Anonymous, I have sent word to the families, They all know the situation and have sent letters forward, I have not read any of them I believe it would be best if you wrote them back, I hope these funds will be enough, if not I will send more. I have top mages on looking for anything that could cause this, We may need tests to pin point what spell was casted so we can look at how it backfire. Signed Princess Celestia."
>hurling the letter through the air you huff. >"Anon whats wrong?" Sweetie Belle speaking up. "Celestia could have just wrote 'You found the mess you clean it up, here's some money'"
>sighing you pick up the next letter >Twilights brother. you begin reading aloud Dear Anonymous, Cadance and I will be coming by for a visit to check on Twilight, I hope this wont come at an inconvenience. PS. If Twilight has lost her cutie mark she might be young enough to require a story to sleep.
>Spike takes cue and runs upstairs to check, He's awful accepting of this whole thing.. >Putting the letter down Sweetie belle puts one down to >"Mom and dad will be here next week to check on Rarity" "Thank you Sweetie, you and your friends have anything planned tomorrow?"
>Shaking her head no
>>4600514 "Hmm, Go get cleaned up, need to figure out sleeping arrangements for us."
>Nodding she runs off to the bathroom. >Thank god she will be easy to handle alone, Rest of her friends might not be... >Going through the rest of the scrolls was worthless. >Apparently Fluttershy and Rainbow Dashes parents didn't care or respond. >Pinkie pies parents said they could use the help around the farm if you can't take care of her... What do they mean help? >Groaning you toss the scrolls away. >Holding your head you begin talking to your self "Come on Anonymous. Keep it together. Just the first day"
>"Anonymous. I want a bed time story" >Twilight. >Fuck >Looking she's laying on the stairs. >Patting your lap she races down doing a leap of faith into your lap >Giggling she gets comfy with her head resting on your left hand as you lean back. >Sweetie has finished what sounded like a shower, Not even gonna question it as she comes out with poofy mane. >Patting your lap sweetie belle hops up, Comparing the size difference Sweetie belle is a bit bigger. "Twilight where s Spike? he went up to check on you?"
>"Hes seeping!" >Seeping? Oh sleeping... >Oh god.. heart put shield to max, use reserve power. >So Spike ditched you to sleep, What ever fuck him he can sleep with the little ones then. "So I don't know any pony fairy tales, What might you suggest little purple one?"
>After a long train of thought she gives a great suggestion!
>>4600516 >"A story from you!" >okay maybe not that great. "Alright I will tell you a story from where I'm from, Goldilocks and three bears"
>"You mean golden locks and the three Ursa's?" sweetie belle whispers in your ear. >Interesting, maybe. >You begin weaving the grand tale best to your memory. >half way through Twilight fell asleep but Sweetie belle wanted to hear the end, she was more so interested in the differences and how close they were. >Putting Twilight to bed a tugging at your T-shirt pulls your attention to a blue pony. >"Anon can I have a glass of water." >Nodding you head down stairs to get a glass. >Stopping you grab an apple. >reaching the stairs you find Twilights doll smarty pants on the stairs. >Picking the doll up you sneak up the stairs. >Rainbow dash takes a drink before handing it back. >Putting it on a nearby table for her she nods before rolling back over. >"Anonmuse im hungry." Fluttershys head raises a bit. >handing her the apple she takes some nibbles a white hoof pokes you. >"Can I has a toy?" >handing Rarity smarty pants she snuggle's with it smiling. >Hold on heart almost done. >taking the apple away from Fluttershy she falls over asleep. >"Anon. Can I have a kiss goodnight" applejack says with a frown. >Leaning over you give her a quick kiss on the head. >She plops her head down content with the attention. >Next up Pinkie pie.
>>4600521 >come on Pinkie, you're going to ask for something. >Its children's nature.... fillies... young ones. >watching her, something moves. >Her mane just puffs up >putting your hand on the object you lightly press down. >Yep its her mane... >close enough "goodnight girls, Sleep tight."
>As you begin to walk out spikes sleeping in his bed. >resisting the urge to kick him for ditching you close the door and head down stairs >Sweetie belle is just chilling on the seats arm waiting for you. >sitting down you begin telling her all you know, every so often she pulls up a question but answering it the best you can she seems happy with your explanation. >"So how long will my sister be small?" "No idea sweetie. maybe cadance can help us."
>With that she lets out a big yawn before smacking her lips a bit. >taking that as cue to create a makeshift bed you head to the closet and begin pulling spare blankets and pillows out. >Grabbing the sleepy filly you head down the stairs to the basement and set up blankets and pillows for makeshift beds. >setting sweetie belle down you head to the bathroom to clean up a bit. >Middle of brushing your teeth you make a mental note to run home tomorrow and grab more clothes and various other things. >While you left a few things here so you didn't have to walk back to your crappy home on the edge of the forest just to change or walk an hour just to reach town for something, you have no idea how long they will be like this. anonapath
>>4600512 post it anyway. I wish more people were as fond of the early hours of the day.
>>4600529 >Spitting. >drinking water >and washing your face you head back downstairs. >Sweetie belle is already fast asleep some how in the pillow case while under the blanket. >Mental note, write will for when I die from cute overload. >Laying down on your side you wrap up in the blanket closing your eyes waiting for sleep. >Thoughts drift as you wait for sleep. >How long will they be like this? >how am I supposed to handle this? >What am I going to do? And thats part two. Three will be longer. thank you for reading. heres pastebin to part one and and Two if you havent read my first one.
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http://pastebin.com/4xyGDgHM Two
http://pastebin.com/APFFqJ3G Off to work. Good day/ night gents
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>>4600542 I like this story so far, but I can't stop thinking about that oneshot where all of the mane 6 except Dash get fillyfied and Anon leaves for the store to get supplies, but when he gets back 10 minutes later they're all dead because Dash isn't very good with kids.
Was this story inspired by that at all? Or just a result of the same request?
>>4600536 Alright, I guess I'll post it and get some sleep. Need to get up early tomorrow so I can buy myself a Fall key for TF2.
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Previous chapters here:
http://pastebin.com/u/HateBit >Step. Step. Step. >You steadily trudge forward, one foot after another. >The injured leg sends a jolt of pain up your body every time you put pressure on it, but you press on. >Your left forearm bleeds freely, your right wrist is swelling up at an alarming rate. >Looking upon your injuries feels strange, you seem detached, almost. >Only the waves of pain seem real, every other sensation is dulled. >You’re aware that you’re very cold, the occasional snowflake lands on your face, like tiny pieces of pure white lint. >But you can’t bring yourself to care, the cold seems minor. >Pointless. >All that matters is getting back to your campsite, and the pain. >You continue onward, practically dragging your bum leg. >It’s difficult to think, it feels like you’re forgetting something very important. >Should you be putting pressure on your bleeding arm maybe? >You disorientingly try to move your right hand over to your left arm. >It’s shaky, and slow, and it doesn’t seem to be moving quite the way you want it to. >You press your hand to the wound and you’re greeted by an new rush of pain. >You jerk your hand away, that right wrist is probably broken. >That kinda sucks, you think.
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>>4600577 no Cant remember where I got this idea. I was in tinychat when I did it.
alright seriously off to work. night.
HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4600593 >A sudden splashing noise jerks you out of your temporary stupor. >Looking to your feet you realize that you’ve made your way to the brook. >That means you need to adjust your course a bit. >Walking in a straight line is much harder than you thought. >It would probably be a good idea to take a drink while you’re here, so you gently ease yourself into a squat and scoop some water up to your face for a sip. >The water tastes metallic and disgusting, a quick observation tells you that it’s because your hands are drenched in blood. >Left arm covered in your own, on the right is that of the beast. >You decide to wash your hands first, the cold of the water nips at your fingers. >When most of the blood is washed away you notice that your skin is funnily colored, and a bit splotchy. >Ignoring it, you finish your drink and continue back to camp, it isn’t far now. >You’re feeling very tired, you need to take a rest. >Step. Step. Step. >You’re rather out of breath too. >Inhale. Step. Exhale. Step. Inhale. Step. Exhale. >Is that your campsite up ahead? >That’s nice. >It’s getting closer at a painfully slow rate. HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4600597 >As you step into your little clearing, it’s all you can do to keep yourself from collapsing and taking a nap, but you really should take care of your wounds first. >Grabbing some underwear from your little laundry bag, you gingerly pull your knife back out and begin cutting. >Shock! >That’s what you were trying to think of, you’re in shock! >Luckily, you’re a smart guy, you were already treating yourself as best you could. >Shock due to blood loss? Stop losing blood! >...which is proving to be a rather difficult task with your throbbing wrist and clouded mind. >The wound isn’t as bad as you had thought really; it looks ugly and bleeds continually, but considering you just went head to head with some sort of massive bat-bug-lion thing, you feel like you got off kind of easy. >Lucky the thing was over so quickly really, you never even had to find out if its tail was venomous or if those wings actually allowed it to fly. >You finish your wrappings with your mouth, pulling the cloth over your forearm tight with your teeth. >It hurts, but you can deal with it. >The scratches on your leg seem mostly superficial, but you could have probably washed it in the river while you were there. >Ah well, can’t win ‘em all. >Eyelids are feeling rather heavy, a nap would really be nice right now. >Should probably start a fire again. >Takes a while, but you get it eventually. >Crawling into your tent, your last thought before you drift off is that you hope the snowing doesn’t get worse. >Relighting your fire would be a real hassle. HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4600605 >When you next awake, you feel a bit confused. >You can’t remember where you are for a bit, then a burning pain flares up on your arm and you remember all at once. >Survived a manticore attack, no big deal. >You stand, and instantly regret it. >The blood rushes down from your face and you are left light-headed, and rather unsteady on your feet. >Sight eludes you for a moment, and you do a little unintended dance as you try to compose yourself and find balance. >It doesn’t help, and you find yourself crashing to the ground. >Luckily, something breaks your fall. >It’s your tent, covered in a light dusting of snowy white powder. >That isn’t good, you think. >You’re pretty sure you needed that tent to live. >You laugh to yourself a little bit, it seems kinda funny that you went through so much trouble to keep yourself alive and it only held you over for a single afternoon. >Rolling over onto your back you find it hard to care right now. >If anything, this was fitting. >You caused the death of another, this death would be a fine act of penance. HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4600612 >Flailing your hand over to your right a bit you find your lute. >With your left, you dig into your pocket and pull out a handful of pinenuts. >The taste of the things was actually kind of growing on you. >You stuff your mouth, and lazily chew. >Then you draw your lute over your chest, positioning your hands to play. >No songs come to mind though, and with your arms the way they are you wouldn’t be able to play very well anyways. >You pick a string regardless, just to hear it resonate in the crisp, cool air. >Seems a little flat. >You stare up into the canopy of the forest lightly strumming nothing in particular and chewing a large mouthful of your bitter snack. >Maybe you can just sleep your way to death, wouldn’t have to deal with the pain anymore. >What little you can see of the sky seems to be glowing orange with the light of what is either sunset or sunrise. >You don’t really care which. >Movement pervades your vision as you drift off once again, a figure of gold seems to hover above you. >You catch a glimpse of gilt wings just before you close your eyes. >An angel has come to take you away. HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4600593 >>4600597 >>4600605 >>4600612 >>4600619 ...and that's all I've got for you guys right now. If you spot any errors, let me know.
Can you guess what Anon's mysterious angel may be? It's totally difficult to figure out! Anonymous
>>4600631 It's another manticore.
anonapath
>>4600631 Since you read my update last night, I'll return the favor. Also I like your writing style. Bed first though. Enjoy your night, er morning
HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
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>>4600640 SPAGHETTI CHAPTER HERE I COME!
You're a genius. >>4600647 Thanks, enjoy your morning/night as well.
>>4597992 Twilight seems almost like a pushover at this point. Anon's a source of knowledge the likes of which she's never seen, since he can now pull in all the tools and literature of humanity. He's a library and laboratory rolled into one that's landed in front of her. The content of her "Scientific Report" made it quite clear she's already harboring fantasies of her and Anon. After all, if she wrote it, ALL the conjectured content had to have emerged from somewhere in the depths of her mind. She'd have been licking his boots a long time ago were it not for Celestia's preconceptions.
How I see it, it's more about the conflict between Twi's conscious, flimsy dislike and her unconscious, deep desire. She lies to herself because she's Celly's obedient pupil. Celestia having Twi go in deep cover would likely be her undoing. As a spy, she has to think of him as the enemy, when all she really wants is to make the most wonderful magic with him. The guilt adds up, forcing her to seek absolution, both for her improper behavior and suppressed desires. Seeing as Anon's got that sex dungeon and knows how to use it, it's easy to find- except that she likes his treatment, creating more guilt, leading to a need for stronger punishment. It's not going to stop so long as there is conflict between Anon and Celestia, but it does have an automatic end point- once Twi misses a few spy reports from the inevitable multi-day session, Celly's going to do an emergency extraction and teleport the trussed-up Twilight out. Twi will finally have to admit the truth, to herself, Celly, and Anon if he can track them.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
Okay.What does a Changeling's butt feel like?
Anonymous
>>4600679 Have you ever groped a ladybug?
Lulzies
>>4600679 >What does a Changeling's butt feel like?
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>>4600691 They eat love, so they shit hatred. All changeling butt sex is angry sex.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4600691 >human NMM Your point? Look at them! They're so cute!
>>4600688 They're not full insects given the necessity of an interior skeleton to maintain their pony bodies.
I'm imagining their dicks as soft and mammalian, why can't their ass be too?
>>4600728 >filename But I'd say it feels like chitin.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4600773 Everybody who writes Cheeselegs gets away with her having a mammalian vagina.
Why would this be any different?
HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
>>4600796 Maybe you should write Changeling Dongs as having a multi segmented exoskeleton. Flexible, but simultaneously rock-hard. They're smooth and slick like the shell of an insect, so require no lube despite their shocking rigidity.
Then make them spiky like the legs of an insect. Lulzies
>>4600796 Eh, to each their own.
>Arguing about Changeling vaginas Never change, AiE.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4600826 Nah, they're fleshy, slimy cocks.
I for one wouldn't want to get fucked with a plastic rod
and to be honest I write all my Anons as myself They are weirdly segemented, though,
I'm imagining this as their general outline:
HateBit !!8FC5lRlbeuJ
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>>4600831 Excuse me, but I believe we were arguing about changeling DICKS.
Cheeseleg vaginas are pretty much agreed upon, I believe.
Anonymous
>>4600854 >wanting to get raped by an entire colony worth of insectoid pony-crearues What
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4600878 It isn't rape if I enjoy it
>>4600891 You... Are a strange, strange man...
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
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>>4600904 Hey, this place has too many straight, dominant, average clop writers.
Even out-there ones like Vhatug never venture into homosexuality,
and Leucine, for all his charm, was very... sophisticated about all if it.
He was more pleasant than arousing.
If I can leverage my /d/eviance for AiE, why shouldn't it?
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4600904 Hey, this place has too many straight, dominant, average clop writers.
Even out-there ones like Vhatug never venture into homosexuality,
and Leucine, for all his charm, was very... sophisticated about all if it.
He was more pleasant than arousing.
If I can leverage my /d/eviance for AiE, why shouldn't I?
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4600950 And of course, by homosexuality, I'm not talking about 'lesbianism' imagined by and for men.
>>4600956 >Implying that I didn't already think that lesbianism is a retarded thing. Homosexuality and Lesbianism. It's just like all religion. It's the same damn thing. Just with a different name.
Back to that rainbro story I was doing. jffry890
So 4chan keeps thinking I'm spamming so I can't respond individually. Just so you know, I read everything. I don't have much to say except 'Thank You'. Thanks for the feedback, thanks for reading, thanks for being so dedicated to what I thought had been going downhill for a while now. Also, I'm glad the ending went over so well. We'll have to wait and see where I'll go with this should I decide to keep writing. I mean, I didn't plan this big bastard to the bitter end for no reason.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4600990 Pssh. I agree with you.
I was just trying to say that straight men who write about gay females
aren't any more 'experimental' or 'creative' than conventional clop writers.
I'm encouraged by the recent interest in male on stallion,
as it at least signifies writers are leaving their comfort zones.
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>>4601011 >Comfort zone. I never had one of those things. I can write anything I feel like, and I'd be fine with it. I'd think it was shit, but I'd be fine with it.
Lulzies
>>4601011 I am both horrified and mortified at this.
Kidding, you go do what you do best. MD !Tm27jGxpYk
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>>4601032 horrified and mortified at what?
Also, would y'all like a one-scene preview of what I've done so far?
Anonymous
Anyone else having troubles loading pastebin?
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Got a snipit of what I'm working on. posting it next post.
>>4600950 >Vhatug never ventures into homosexuality Okay I call bullshit right there. He has Anon buttfuck rule 63 Fluttershy.
Also, are you a feminist?
Anone Moose !anonJ5wIzI
Drinking Buddies (WIP) Anone Moose !anonJ5wIzI Fri 21 Sep 2012 10:27:22 No. 4601121 Report Paste for this story:
http://pastebin.com/YfgYWB7J My Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/Anone_Moose >You wake up in the afternoon. >It's another day, in another world. >You've been here for about a few months. >Equestria that is. >Manehatten to be even more exact. >You lie in bed for a few minutes until a knocking at your door makes you get up. >You don't even bother putting pants on. >Ponies don't really care about clothes. >You get to the door and look through the peep-hole. >Oh lovely. >The landlord. >"ANONYMOUS! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE." >Ugh. He stops by every now and then just to insult you. >Doesn't even matter if you have never been late on rent. >He just doesn't like you. >You unlock the door and open it. >"There's the mutant dog." "That's a new one."
>"Yeah, couldn't keep on calling you a hairless ape. Anyway, I have a reason for being here today." >Oh, this is going to be good. >"Pack your stuff, I'm evicting you." >Yeah, this was go... Wait. what. "I'm pretty sure you have to give me a week's notice or something..."
>"I did. I posted a note on your door saying 'Get out'" >That was him? You thought that was some little kid or something. >"You have until three to get out. If you're not out by then, all the shit that's in this apartment is mine." >3 o' clock? "THAT'S HALF AN HOUR!"
>"Yeah, so be fast. Oh, and if you're still here at three, I'm calling the cops." >He turned around and shut the door. >That asshole. >Who DOES that sort of thing? >You turn your mind from vengeance and start to pack. Anone Moose !anonJ5wIzI
Drinking Buddies (WIP) Anone Moose !anonJ5wIzI Fri 21 Sep 2012 10:28:17 No. 4601125 Report >>4601121 >Or, at least, throw your belongings out into the hallway. >As you're doing this you see the landlord walk back down the hall. >He looks at your pile of junk. >"That's still on the apartment. I also forgot to say that you still owe for this month's rent." >His face. It looks so... punchable. >You feel your fist clench. >No one would miss this schmuck, would they? >You loosen your fist and decide it's not worth it. "Fine."
>You get up and walk back into your be... your former bedroom and picked up your bag o' bits. >You open it and grab the amount needed for rent and put them in a smaller bag. >You put the giant bag of bits on your back and walk back out with the smaller bag in your hand. "Here."
>You throw the bits at him, but he side steps and they just hit the wall. >"Try that again and I'll have you locked up!" "Just get your bits and leave me alone."
>You let out a sigh and realize you have yet to put pants or a shirt on. >You get a pair of relatively clean shorts and a shirt from your pile of junk. >After putting them on, you look at the time. >fifteen minutes. >Shit. >You have get going faster. >Or, at least get the crap you care about out. >You walk back inside and grab a backpack that you had. >Inside was your laptop, phone, and headphones... load of good those things can do you. >You keep them on hopes of being able to charge 'em sometime. >A man can hope. 2/3
Anone Moose !anonJ5wIzI
Drinking Buddies (WIP) Anone Moose !anonJ5wIzI Fri 21 Sep 2012 10:29:11 No. 4601129 Report Quoted By:
>>4601125 >You start to gather all the crap that you will really need. >You pack up a pair of shorts, pants, and some socks. >Only had one pair of shoes, due to no one here knowing how to make them. >You look at the clock. >Ten minutes. >You grab all the other things you needed, and are out of there before three. ====
End for now. Just wanted to post this before I went to sleep.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4601108 What does 'feminism' even mean anymore?
Still, I should probably say yes. Some of my best friends are women.
Also, I'm practically finished with this, so ixnay on the preview.
I'll just post the full thing when this place is a bit more alive.
>>4601130 Nevermind. It's still really early and I read that conversation wrong. I read "too many straight, dominant males" and my brain clicked off.
But I think the general idea for feminism is oppressed women fighting for equality, although usually in retardedly hypocritical ways such as trying to force men to act like them.
Sage for being WAY off topic.
Anonymous
>>4601130 Do they beat you?
Which you get off on.
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>>4601093 Glad to know I'm not the only one.
>>4601165 Pretty sure if you call a girl a "Feminist" they'll call you a sexist.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4601165 I'm not saying it's oppressive, or wrong, but in a fictional context it's fucking boring.
Men need to lighten up a whole hell of a lot.
>>4601167 I'm submissive, not a masochist.
It's the difference between enjoying making someone else happy,
and enjoying them punishing you because you believe it's all that you deserve,
you naughty, disobedient little slut.
>>4601171 You're pretty much right.
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>>4601184 I love having a train of thought that doesn't conform to that of normal society...
I'm /soc/ing to much. I'm off to sleep.
>>4601184 You sure about that buddy?
Most of your stories seem pretty masochistic.
Anonymous
>>4601165 "men should be castrated to lower their hormones, this will lower their desire to rape. men should live as they were born to: live, serve, breed, die."
stupidest shit ever imo
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4601220 No, not really.
The only really painful scenario my Anon has gone through is,
well, when Rainbow Dash left him knotted with a Griffon cock overnight,
but that was more a case of RD being a bitch than him begging for it.
Masochism is all about pain. Submission of any other type is not,
regardless of how extreme it may seem. Rarity never hurts her Anon,
even though he's kept tied up in a basement all his life.
Anonymous
>>4601228 >violent and cartoonish straw man >feminism advocating subjugation of men instead of equality for women Yeah, keep lurking buddy, it'll do you good
>>4601242 Pretty sure that's what some of those retarded 'femininsts' talk about and believe in.
Anonymous
>>4600999 Hey, I just went and checked your Pastebin to see if you had added the last chapter (even though I was there last night to see it posted). I noticed you left out the "fin" at the very end; you might want to add that back, lest Pastebin readers get confused and think that perhaps this isn't the end of the story.
Unless it actually isn't the end, in which case I'll be waiting for more. Anyway, thanks again for finishing your story.
Anonymous
>>4601250 >those retards Please, stop talking
Just because you see a conversation you think you can contribute to doesn't mean you aren't an irrational douchebag.
Navarone !lMadManZXI
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>>4600406 Glad to see Anon wake up, even if he is an asshole. I don't see this kind of behavior lasting long, though.
Anonymous
>>4601261 >talk about castrating men >believe this is equality How is this not retarded?
>>4601242 Well there's normal ones, and then there's the extremists who feel men are a scourge and should be caged until they feel the need to breed. Not literally of course, but you get the idea.
Lulzies
>>4601270 >>4601261 >>4601250 >>4601242 >>4601228 Aw christ, the talk of Changeling buttock surface turned into an argument on feminism.
Look buddy, the term you are looking for is 'extremist'.
And you, the other one. No need to lash out on him like that.
Gowd, that turned out more hugbox than I intended. Bottom line; knock it off.
Anonymous
>>4601294 In a ratio of about 99 to 1%.
Please, stop representing nutjobs as equivalent to the broad majority of reasonable people.
I could say there are non-racist, average Republicans,
and then there are hateful Klansmen who want to deport all non-whites.
I'm just as right as you are. Is it fair? No.
God what a shitty conversation, but this is important
Anonymous
Anonymous
jffry890
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>>4601257 Oh, thank you. I was gonna say 'Nice trips', but then I realized those were mine.
I leave my stories open ended for the sole reason of pptential continuation.
Anonymous
>>4601329 I like AiE.
I don't like dumbasses in my AiE.
It IS important, to me.
>>4601356 >>4601335 >>4601329 >>4601315 >>4601313 >>4601294 >>4601270 OH GODS IT WON'T STOP!
QUICK SOMEONE POST A STORY!
GADGET? VHATUG? ANYONE?!
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4601359 There is no one here
And I'm certainly not gonna post my story in such a shitty, empty thread
See you later
Anonymous
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>>4601367 That pathetic. Post the story you faggot.
R/T !!gw4/lKtnI20
>>4598892 >RT lol no that was terribad. go read Rune's mando anon
>>4601393 >R/T Nigga. I just want to let you know.
I love you and your stories.
R/T !!gw4/lKtnI20
>>4601461 Thank you. But seriously, in my opinion, the only one worth recommending was 2nd Life
>>4601474 >2nd Life My niggah.
Also, someone post a story or some shit. Seriously.
Anonymous
>>4601393 >Just a notice, I'll be getting back to writing sonetime this week. I've been absent from the thread for far too long. >Jul 9th, 2012 Bleh.
Anonymous
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>Day Fable in Equestria >you've been farming the monsters in the Everfree for hours and you think its time to cash out on those experience orbs >making your way to the old castle ruins which so happens to have some sort of magic which lets you cash in your experience >you're spending all your points on Physique since you're a badass that way >age 70 years in the process of levelling up. >die of old age.
Anonymous
>>4601487 BY YOUR COMMAND>
>Day 25 in Equestria >There's a knock at your door. >Peeping through the window, you see it's Fluttershy. >She looks to be in pretty rough shape, so you open the door. Sure enough, she's gotten tangled up in a net, along with... a bunch of fish? "What happened? Did you fall in the river?"
>"Um, no... I was just trying something out, but it seems it didn't work..." "Well, let me help you get untangled. Whatever were you trying to do?"
>"Well, I was reading one of those books you brought on human ways of doing things, but I guess the fishnets didn't work..." "They seem to have gotten you a bunch of fish."
>"Yes... but you're not rutting me." >You freeze up. >"I guess this means fishnet stockings aren't your fetish..." >A trout breaks loose and slaps you in the face. You stand up slowly, gently close the door on the yellow pegasus, and walk over to sit on your couch. >Then you scream. >Today was an IT BEGINS day.
Anonymous
TheUnbrony
>>4588283 Also, some mothafuka asked for my pastebin in the last thread, which will be up to date ASAP.
http://pastebin.com/u/TheUnbr0ny For now, here's the next part.
>Let’s take a break from you and your misguided chaos and return to Cheeselegs. >Cheeselegs is still in shock. >You just pretty much told her to fuck off. >For what might be the first time in her life, she feels emotional pain. >She gags at the taste it leaves in her mouth. >Confused, she teleports. >Enter Ponyville, Chaos Capital of the world. >Cheese poni is ignored because of overall fucked up world. >Well, until she runs into Twilight Sprinkle and her friends. >Purple pone is wary. >”Chrysalis! What… happened to you?” >Pink one giggles and burst into laughter. >”SHE”S MADE OUT OF CHEESE! BWAHAHA!” >”Do not antagonize me!” she snaps back. >Twilight, the geek of the group, notices the somewhat baffled and pained expression on Cheeselegs’ face. >”Something’s off. What is it?” >”Those two came in and he just pretty much told me off.” She says, still frustrated. “That isn’t like him at all.” >Twilight looks to her friends and back to Chrysalis. >”That would be Discord’s fault. Did he look… different?” >”Now that you mention it, he was lacking some saturation. Why? What did Discord do to him?!” >Her uncomposed response surprises the ponies. >”…Before Discord changed him…” Twilight started. “He… said that he lo-!” >”I’m aware.” Chrysalis replies. >”Oh..” >Twatlick Spitoon seems unsure of what to say next, but it doesn’t really matter, as Chrysalis speaks again. >”I’m going to find him.” >”Then what?” asks Twilight Newmoon. >”Then I’m going to give him a piece of my mind. TheUnbrony
>>4602640 >Back to the star of the show, you. >Just turned nearby trees into lollipops. >Currently gnawing on one. >Hear squishing noise. >Here comes Cheese Poni. “Wagh do gou gant?”
>You manage to say, the massive candy in your mouth non-sexually >”Your behavior is foalish. Cease this at once! You have a duty to the Swarm!” >She’s trying to sound serious, but you don’t care. >Remove candy from mouth. “Fuck off! I told you I’m done being your chow!”
>Cheesy Pony can’t take a hint. >”What about me?! You said you’d give up a chance to go back to your home for me!” >You don’t even bother replying. >Cheese pony runs off. >You shrug and go back to your candy tree. >Breaking from you again. >Cheeselegs finally slows down and stops, in full on tears. >Ponies approach from behind. >”…Queen Chrysalis?” Twilight asks, more curious than concerned. >”What do you want?” the Queen snaps. >”Are you… alright?” >”Of…of course!” >It’s clear she’s lying. >”We found these lying on the ground.” TheUnbrony
>>4602667 >Chrysalis turns and sees the devices that Twilight holds in her magical grip. >The same items that had been on your wrists until you decided to discard them. >They’re dull, the glow not present anymore. >”Do you know what they are?” asks Twilight. >”Yes. They’re the devices he uses to change into that odd outfit. However, they’re dead; the Spirit Emerald that was powering them has become too corrupt to function.” >An idea hits her full force. >”If we expose it to more Spirit Emerald, perhaps we can repair them.” >”An’ then what? What good’re they gonna do US?” comments Applejack. >”If we can restore them and get them onto Anon’s wrists, then maybe it will undo the effects of Discord’s power you simpleton!” >Chrysalis takes the devices and turns to leave. >Purple Unicorn stops her. >”We’re coming too.” >”Fine.” >The group vanishes and reappears in the storage cave. >Twilight and Rarity’s jaws hit the floor at the sight. >Cheeselegs touches items to a massive chunk of the stone and promptly drops the devices as there’s a magical backlash. >When they stop smoking, it’s revealed they’ve changed shape. >While one is on a strap, the other has turned into a small rectangular box. >Cheeselegs cautiously picks them up and eyes them. >”Well, on the bright side, we only have to get one of them on him.” >Return to you. >You’ve given up on the tree and now you’re resting on the underside of a tree branch because fuck gravity. >You yawn and slowly doze off, the horrified screams of ponies music to your tainted ears. TheUnbrony
>>4602676 >Back to Cheeselegs. >Sneaks up on you and touches device to left wrist. >Bam, time for another reboot. >Your color returns again, your t-shirt becoming a vivid green, your shorts staying a dark kahki. >Loading… >DING! >Your break in the connection with Discord causes you to fall on your head. “Ow… what happened? Last thing I remember was…”
>You panic. “Where’s Discord?”
>”You mean you don’t remember anything at all?” asks Cheesepony. “No…. What did I miss?”
>You receive a cheezy slap to the face. “What was that for?!”
>”You said some… bad things” informs Nightlight Spitwad. >Oh. “Whatever I said, we can talk about it later. Right now I need to stop Discord and rectify my mistakes!”
>You raise your arms and notice only one device on your wrist. >Oh. >That’s a problem. >Cheese pony hands you a small device. >Okay, now you’re getting it. >Upgrade. >Find Discord. >Call that sonnovabitch out. TheUnbrony
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>>4602682 “Discord!”
>He looks to you and frowns. >”So they changed you back. Pity.” “Oh they did more than that! SHIFT INTO TURBO!”
>Instead of the overly elaborate motions done in the show, you just stick the key into the slot and turn.
>New costume, new powers, new anon. >Time to kick some ass. >Channel power into hands and hit Discord with energy blast. >Bastard doesn’t see it coming and gets sent flying back. >Soon joined by Purple Tinker and company. “You guys ready?”
>”For what?” “To do that thing with the rainbows and the faggotry and the WOOSH!”
>They grasp what you’re trying to get across and nod. >Discord’s back and whoo boy is he pissed off. “NOW!”
>You enter battle with him, fighting like you never knew you could. >Ass beating engaged. >After giving him the old beat down, you jump back. >Time for the fireworks. >Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle motherfucker.
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>>4602343 Spoiler too small to read on my phone.
But just in case, fuck you. TheUnbrony
>>4602682 “Discord!”
>He looks to you and frowns. >”So they changed you back. Pity.” “Oh they did more than that! SHIFT INTO TURBO!”
>Instead of the overly elaborate motions done in the show, you just stick the key into the slot and turn.
>New costume, new powers, new anon. >Time to kick some ass. >Channel power into hands and hit Discord with energy blast. >Bastard doesn’t see it coming and gets sent flying back. >Soon joined by Purple Tinker and company. “You guys ready?”
>”For what?” “To do that thing with the rainbows and the faggotry and the WOOSH!”
>They grasp what you’re trying to get across and nod. >Discord’s back and whoo boy is he pissed off. “NOW!”
>You enter battle with him, fighting like you never knew you could. >Ass beating engaged. >After giving him the old beat down, you jump back. >Time for the fireworks. >Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle motherfucker. TheUnbrony
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>>4602739 >Discord is turned to stone again. >You aren’t satisfied with that. >You charge another blast of magic. >”Wait, Anon, what are you-!” starts Turnedon Noscope. >Statue is now rubble. “No more chances.”
>Rainbows turn the world back to normal. >Gayest way to save the world ever. >Day is saved, you got new powers, things are looking up except for one thing. >Cheeselegs. >She’s avoiding your gaze. >What do, Anon? VOTE:
http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=505c7172e4b0748b1ce4aef5 Also, we’re entering the final parts of our story, so choose wisely.
Chronicler
>>4601367 Good, leave our thread and don't come back.
TheUnbrony
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>>4602667 Apparently the first part was either A) in last thread or B) got deleted somehow. Either way, it's in the Pastebin now, part 21.
http://pastebin.com/u/TheUnbr0ny NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
>>4602767 What's wrong with MD being here?
Truthfully, it IS quite empty at the moment.
Chronicler
>>4603006 He's being a drama queen. "Pay attention to me or I won't post!"
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
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>>4603095 That makes sense. Although, at this point, we do need a story, and I don't think anyone read mine last time I posted.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4603095 That was three hours ago, and the thread at that point was a mess of idiots screaming at each other.
jffry890
Has someone done a story where Anon is the figment of a pony's imagination? Kind of like Mason and Reznov except Anon never existed.
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
>>4603205 Holy shit, that was three hours ago.
Someone post a fucking story already.
At this point, this isn't even an AiE thread.
Have you guys ever woken up with a lingering feeling of existential dread and the soul destroying realisation that no matter what you do with you life it is ultimately meaningless, as is all human endeavour? >You are Anon, and you fucking hate this place. >Walking down the street you look on in disgust as the filthy inhabitants of this world go about their daily business. >These subhuman ponies are the most retarded creatures you've ever had the displeasure of meeting. >They have the problem solving capabilities of a four year old and all seem to have some kind of mental condition, be it OCD, bipolar disorder or whatever else you care to name. >"Hey Anon!" >Oh god it's the pink one. >"I made you a cupcake because you're my bestest best friend in the whole wide world!" >You reluctantly accept the foul gift just so she'll leave. >You can tell she hates you. The feeling is more than mutual. >Today You didn't have your morning coffee
I have an interesting conundrum, where I WANT to write, and when I spend time doing something OTHER than writing, I feel irritated that I'm not writing. But when I TRY to write, I instantly blank out and can't put words on the page.
I've been jumping between three different stories, waiting for something to spark my interest, as it were, so right now, I'm sitting on Lost But Not Forgotten chapter 2, A Lifeboat Made for Two chapter 5, and an unnamed one shot, all like half finished because I can't get the "process" going.
At least I'm getting SOME progress, though.
>>4603437 >Have you guys ever woken up with a lingering feeling of existential dread and the soul destroying realization that no matter what you do with you life it is ultimately meaningless, as is all human endeavor? Very often, yes.
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Look at all these not stories. I guess I'll post this AJ BJ I wrote around 2-3am last night.>You hear a knock on your door. >You go to answer it, and you're met with the face of that orange mare you've seen so many times. >"Mornin' there, Anon. How'e ya doin'?" >"Ah'm doin' swell, as a matter o' fact. Ah was about ta' practice my lassoin' an' Ah was wonderin' if ya'd like to tag along?" >Lassoing? Sounds boring, but let's look at your schedule today. >Oh look, nothing. >Applejack it is then, she's always pleasant to hang around anyway. >"Eeyup." >About an hour later, you're sitting on a fence in the middle of a field while Applejack grabs all sorts of objects with her lasso, ranging from hay bales to twigs on the ground. >Pretty impressive stuff, but you’re more enamored with the scenery. Clear blue skies, gentle breeze, the trees the surround the empty meadow you and Applejack are in. >You look to where you saw her last, but she disappeared. >She doesn’t seem to be anywhere. You jump off the fence and the moment your feet touch the ground, Applejack’s lasso comes from a nearby bush. >It wraps around your torso and tightens quickly, a force on the other end yanks you to the ground. >You struggle to roll onto your back, and once you do, you’re staring straight into Applejack’s lusty, half-lidded eyes.
Gadget !!hdKi+APGN/w
>>4603480 “Sheesh, I look away for one second and I become practice?”
>She chuckles softly. >”Naw, Ah just needed ta’ get you somewhere nice n’ quiet so Ah could tell ya a few things.” “Like what?”
>”First; Ah like ya, Anon. A lot.” “Oh?”
>”Ya don’ seem too surprised about that.” “You’re not the most subtle pony, AJ.”
>The two of you both grin a little. >”Secon’, Ah wanted ta do this.” >Without much warning, she brings her face down to give you something you weren’t expecting. >A big, wet, sloppy kiss. >You’re caught off guard at first, but Applejack picks up the slack for you as she kisses you more aggressively than you thought any woman or mare could. >Once the cogs in your head begin turning again, you return it. Your tongue begins to move with her own. >She has an unusual taste to her. The first thing you notice is the slight tang of apples on her breath, but there’s something more. Something unique about the taste of Applejack. >And it drives you wild. >She pulls away sooner than you’d like, leaving you wanting more. >Through pants she says, “Ah hope you enjoyed that as much as Ah did.” >You don’t say anything in response, but your goofy grin tells her enough. Gadget !!hdKi+APGN/w
>>4603487 “Was there… A third thing?”
>She nods softly. >”Yeah, but Ah’d rather surprise ya.” “I do love surprises.”
>”Good,” She pulls the hat off her head and lowers it over your face. The last thing you see is her sensual grin “Cus Ah got a good one.” >Your growing smile goes unnoticed under the hat. >Then you feel a tugging at the button of your pants. >You expected her to have plenty of difficulty with it, but it came undone within seconds. >The pants come down, and you feel her hooves remove the boxers next. >You were anticipating a snarky comment once you came into full view, but she just let out a small moan. >Her weight falls upon your legs and she lowers herself and holds your manhood between her hooves. >”Yer gonna have ta ‘cuse me, Ah’m new to this.” >You nod, unsure if she can see you or not. >Her hot breath washes over you, and you give an involuntary twitch as you hear the hardly audible sounds of saliva. >Despite the heavy hints, you let out a moan of surprise and pleasure as you feel her warm tongue connect with the base of your member. >She licks upward at an agonizingly slow rate. >As her tongue reaches the top, her whole snout consumes the tip. >She gives it hard sucks before slightly bobbing her head down. >She pulls back up, then further down, and once again, and one last time as she takes the entirety of it. >You writhe a little as she gives it a few sucks before pulling back up. Gadget !!hdKi+APGN/w
>>4603495 >She then begins a steady rhythm. >Your hips give a small, involuntary buck every time her lips or tongue passes over your most sensitive parts. >She lets go of you with a mild pop, gives you a few hoof strokes, and gets right back to it at an even faster pace. >Your hips begin the move with the rhythm of her bobbing. You’re starting to feel yourself getting close. It’s going much quicker than you’d like, but… It has been a while. >She takes your whole member in and holds it once more, sucking her hardest. She knows you’re getting close and she wants her prize. >You’re not going to give it to her, not yet. >She gives off a small grunt, and returns to bobbing even faster than she did before. >Then you feel Applejack’s hooves begin to massage your inner thighs. >You’d call unfair, but you’re not exactly trying to win any more. >With the combination of Applejack’s expert blowjob, and wonderful thigh massage, you feel pressure, heat, and pleasure build in your loins. >You try to form enough words to warn Applejack, but all that comes out is a moan of pure ecstasy as you release your load into Applejack’s throat. >She doesn’t try to escape it, she instead keep her snout firmly around you, giving it a hard suck every time you blow a glob of cum into her mouth. >As you finally settle down, she lets go with a loud, wet noise. NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
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>>4603460 That happens a lot to me too. I find the best solution to it is grabbing a pad of paper and just writing whatever ideas come to mind, then picking the best ones.
Gadget !!hdKi+APGN/w
>>4603497 >The two of you take a moment to catch your breath before saying anything. >She goes first. >”See… Now wasn’ that fun?” “That was… Amazing.”
>She stands to her hooves and removes her hat from over your face. >”Now, that was just a little sample of a little ol’ Applejack. If you want the entire thing, an’ Ah assume you do?” You nod, “Then Ah’ll be over at your place tonight.” >She begins to trot off in the direction of her farm. >”Have fun now, Anon.” >You sit in your post coital bliss in silence. >Once you finally come down, you realize you’re still tied up with your pants down. >Damnit, Applejack… Sorry for the shittiness, it was late after a long day.
Anyway, post more stories.
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
Shall I dump my old gilda clop if none of you assholes are going to post a story?
jffry890
>>4603437 On the ride home I was in the bed of a truck going down a 4-lane highway, fighting the urge to jump into traffic. Also I was pretending to shoot vehicles with finger pistols because I didn't have a rifle on me at the time. Of cpurse if this wasn't just fantasy, Vhatug woud have been the one updating last night.
I felt that was relevant to your questionbefore I startedtyping but now I'm not so sure. Ah whayever.
>>4603513 Yes please. Then get back to writing my other Gilda clop request.
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LOVE Chief Vhatug, Conqueror of 86 Marehoods !!KiZRDoWmVOP Fri 21 Sep 2012 15:17:49 No. 4603557 Report Quoted By:
>>4600667 Sir.
This is exactly what I'm going to do!
>>4603437 All the time!
Pic related!
>>4603518 Wha?
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
>>4603527 Alrighty then.
>You stretch out on the couch, gently scratching Gilda’s ear, who responds by purring and snuggling in beside you. >”So, what do you want to do for your birthday?” “Same thing I do every night. Avoid p0nies; fuck you, and then sleep.”
>”Not very aspiring, are you?” “I’m a simple man who enjoys the simple pleasures of life, like fucking sentient bird-cats.”
>”Aw, what happened to my anon who was scared of using his little pecker on me?” “Call my pecker small and I’ll slug you in your pecker, sweetheart.”
>”That’s more like it.” Gilda smiles, and lays her head on your chest. You sigh to yourself, and think. >It’s been two years since you moved back to P0nyville. Two years of living with Gilda. >You’d had some rough patches, and the two of you fell out a lot, but you made it work. You had found happiness, of sorts. Gilda was one of the few people who could match your attitude. >And so here you lay, with the griffon you had come to love in the most dysfunctional way possible. There could be worse ways to spend a birthday, you supposed. >”So, how old are you this year?” “Today I turned 30, thanks for remembering basic details like age.”
>”Didn’t you turn 30 last year?” “Indeed I did.”
When did AiE become 80% porn?
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
>>4603560 >”Right…” “What’s wrong? Are you jealous that I have achieved immortality?”
>”Oh please, we both know you’re going to die first.” “Is that a murder threat? Because I tend to not like those.”
>”Nah, it’s just all that anger-induced stress will wreck your heart.” “Oh Gilda, since when have I ever got angry at anything?”
>”You threw a glass at my face just this morning.” “It was an accident.”
>”Was throwing the bedside table out the window an accident as well?” “It insulted me with its presence.”
>”It hit Derpy Hooves on the way down, and now she’s in hospital.” “And nothing of value was lost.”
>Gilda gives you a queer look, before snorting in laughter. >”I love you Anon. You’re a heartless bastard, but you’re my heartless bastard.” “And I love you too, you foul breathed monstrosity.”
>You kiss her on her beak, and she giggles. “So, what pathetic excuse of a birthday present have you got me this year?”
>”Wait a minute or two, and you’ll find out. In the meantime…” >Gilda reaches down and holds up a bottle of beer, which you accept without a word of thanks. >Huh, this tastes kinda funny… “Hey Gilda, what brand of beer is this?”
>”Same brand I always get for your dumb ass.” “Then why does it taste of evil and despair?”
>Gilda chuckles ominously, and you straighten up.
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Yay me, didn't get any sleep last night because one of my teeth decided it wants to be all painful and shit. Now it's sitting there taunting me by not actively hurting right now, but still being sensitive as shit.
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
>>4603566 It's always been about self-insert horsefucking fantasies.
>>4603567 “Seriously Gilda, what’d you do?”
>The front doorbell rings, and Gilda hops off the couch, ignoring your question. >You breathe in heavily, anxiously waiting for any effects to take place. From out front you hear Gilda greet someone cheerfully, and you pre-emptively know that there’s only one p0ny who would elicit that sort of response. >”Hey Anon.” “And why are you here, dyke?”
>”You’ve really got to switch up your insults bro; it gets annoying hearing the same word over and again.” “It’s annoying hearing any words coming out of that carpet-munching claptrap you call a mouth. Now, why are you here?” You begin to feel a slight tug on your stomach as Rainbow Dash enters the room.
>”I just through I’d pop round to say happy birthday.” “Wonderful. There, you said it, now get out.” The tugging sensation switches to a warming sensation that was slowly making its way down to your groin. This was not good.
>”C’mon Anon, don’t you want to see my present to you?” “I don’t see any gifts; I’d recommend visiting an eye specialist after you fuck off out of my house.”
>Rainbow Dash gives you a sultry smile. “But Anon, your gift is right in front of you…” “I’m not following you here.” The sensation in your crotch is warming even further. What the fuck did Gilda give you?”
>Rainbow Dash suddenly turns round and bends over, giving you a wonderful view of her private parts. The burning in your crotch intensifies. “Dammit Rainbow Dyke, I told you already. I’m not fucking you, not when I’m with Gilda.”
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
>>4603577 >”But Anon, this was Gilda’s idea.” “What!”
>”She’s given you the beer already, hasn’t she?” “How’d you…”
>”By the way, it was spiked with special hormones I got from Zecora. It makes any male incredibly horny in the presence of a mare. Gilda thought it’d be a nice birthday present, don’t you agree?” >You are speechless, a rare occurrence for you. >”Hmm, looks like the hormones have already taken effect…” >Rainbow Dash points down at a treacherous bulge in your pants, and you groan. “Why? Why are you doing this?”
>”Because I want to. Because Gilda wants it. Because deep down, you want it as well.” “That’s a crock of shit.”
>”Really now? Are you sure you don’t want some of this-“ >Rainbow Dash rubs her left ass cheek with a hoof, drawing your attention back to her mare-parts. >”Sweet p0ny flank?” She concludes, smacking her hoof off her flank. >You groan as your erection grows bigger, involuntarily wanting to pound Rainbow Dash senseless. ”All right. You win, Dash.”
>“No need to sound so disappointed, Anon. Gilda will be joining us as well…” >You hop off the couch and immediately head upstairs, not wanting to delay this any further. Maybe it was the hormones, maybe it was your deep, sick fantasies, but you could not delay the upcoming moment. >You enter the bedroom with Rainbow Dash by your side, to be greeted by a griffon with a shit-eating smile.
>>4603566 When was it not?
But to answer your question, I think it's because sex is easier to write than a real narrative, and with the recent influx of all the new writers, they're cutting their teeth on clop before moving on to real stories.
>>4603577 Only for you and Vhatug.
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
>>4603584 >”Ready to unwrap your present, Anon?” >You respond by undressing, your clothes forming an untidy pile on the floor which you could not care less about. Rainbow Dash stares up at your erect member with lustful eyes. >”You better not run away on me again.” “I’ll try not to.” You mutter, climbing onto the bed, and lying back against your pillows. Rainbow Dash sits besides Gilda, both of them eyeing your penis.
“So, what’s fir-“
>Rainbow Dash leans forward and envelopes your dick with her mouth, her tongue trailing down the shaft as she takes you in. >You gasp, feeling of raw pleasure coursing through you. Gilda had never done this sort of thing with you, given the fact she has a beak, and so this was entirely new. God, did it feel good. >Rainbow Dash bobs up and down, occasionally stopping to give the tip a cursory lick or suck, and you rest a hand on her head. You stroke her mane gently, tugging occasionally to slow her down, and scratching her twitching ear which invokes muffled moans of pleasure from her. >Gilda hops off the bed, and while your gaze is fixated on the rainbow maned pegasus currently working magic on your member, you see Gilda fiddling with something out of the corner of your eye. >She hops back onto the bed, and takes up position behind Rainbow Dash. You now notice that Gilda has procured a large strap-on, with the intent to use it on the unsuspecting mare in front of you. >Rainbow Dash pauses as Gilda lift’s her tail up. >”What are you doing, Gilda?” >”Dash, you didn’t think this would be all about Anon, did you? You deserve some pleasure as well.” NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
>>4603577 I now understand why no one reads my story:
There's no clop.
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
>>4603588 Hey asshole, I only self-insert in my Gilda clop. What do you think I am, a horsefucker?
>>4603591 >”But what…” >Gilda thrusts forward, cutting off Rainbow Dash, who cries out in pleasure. >”Dammit… Gilda…” >Rainbow Dash resumes the blowjob, moaning in pleasure as Gilda rocks forwards and backwards, gripping Rainbow Dash’s hips tightly. >You begin to reach your peak, and you moan, causing Rainbow Dash to pick up the pace and bob even faster. >With a sigh of relief and pleasure you unload into Rainbow Dash’s mouth, involuntarily tugging on her mane as she chokes and swallows. You watch her as she continues to suck and swallow; carefully making sure every last drop is cleaned up. “Good girl…” you pant, and Rainbow Dash smiles up at you through a mouthful of your member.
>Suddenly, she herself climaxes, as Gilda yells in triumph, the strap-on soaked with Dash’s mare-juices. >The two of you lie there, dazed, until you wipe your brow and shift Rainbow Dash onto the centre of the bed. >”Even after all that… you can still go?” Rainbow Dash asks hesitantly, “Of course I can keep going, you think I’m some kind of worthless stallion?”
>”N-no…” >You lean down and plant a kiss on Rainbow Dash lips, before turning to Gilda. “You want your turn, honey?”
>”I sure do.” Gilda climbs over and lies down by Rainbow Dash’s head, who gulps nervously. >”Just like old times, eh Dash?” “You two were a thing?” You ask as you climb off the bed, headed for your special stash of lube.
An Irish Griffon Fucker !W4S24SXwCA
>>4603596 Clop makes any story better.
>>4603609 >Dash nods. ”A while back, yeah.” “I can’t say I’m surprised” you say as you search through your drawers, quickly finding the tube.
>As Gilda and Dash position themselves, you sit behind Dash, squeezing some lube out onto your fingers, and applying it to Dash’s tight asshole. >Dash, who had been about to give Gilda a hesitant lick, recoils as your fingers stroke against her. >”Whoa dude, what do you think you’re doing?” “Never tried up the poop-chute before?”
>”Well, no… Will it hurt?” “Probably. Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle.”
>”If you say so…” Rainbow Dash turns back to Gilda’s crotch and you lock eyes with Gilda. “I lied” you mouth silently to her, and Gilda suppresses a giggle.
>Rainbow Dash begins to lick Gilda’s crotch, and Gilda moans in pleasure. >You position yourself, raise Dash’s tail up with your right hand, and gently slide your member into Dash, who shudders. >You begin thrusting with force, relishing Dash’s cries of pain and pleasure, and you reach your left hand round to her vagina. You feel it winking rapidly, and you slide in a couple of fingers, gently stroking her clitoris. >Dash buries her tongue inside Gilda, lapping and licking with fervour. Gilda copies what you did, and lays a claw on Dash’s head, panting heavily as Dash eats her out. >Your mind stops functioning as you continue, all thought processes overridden by the primal, physical ecstasy which you were experiencing. Time loses all meaning all you. >After some time, Gilda grabs Rainbow Dash’s head and brings her in even closer in the grips of her orgasm. Dash moans in pleasure as Gilda’s juices flood her mouth, and you feel yourself about to hit your peak once more.
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>>4603596 I dont have clop.
>inb4 blowjob My definition is being written to jack off to.
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>>4603596 I don't do clop either. Only story I have anyone enjoys or is even remotely good is my Anon and Filly trouble.
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>>4603623 >Gripping Dash tightly, you empty yourself into her, feeling her tighten around you. >For a moment there is complete silence as the three of you sit and lie there, before you pull out of Dash. >You lie down on the now soaked sheets and both Gilda and Dash snuggle up to you, both satisfied by tonight’s tango. >This was certainly a good birthday… only one more thing to do now… >You drag yourself off the bed and open the window, relishing the cool breeze which helped dissipate the musky smell of sexual fluids. >You stride back over to the bed, grab both exhausted females and chuck them out the window, quickly shutting it behind them. >Serves them right for spiking your drink. And now that you've all got your daily dose of griffon sex, let's discuss the upcoming story I've got planned. I've decided not to make this particular one a full length story, although I will be doing an anon x RD/vs Gilda story sometime in the near future. So basically, the next story will just be lulzy, cloppy short and the future one will be the serious feels one.
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LOVE Chief Vhatug, Conqueror of 86 Marehoods !!KiZRDoWmVOP Fri 21 Sep 2012 15:28:35 No. 4603649 Report >>4603566 >not fucking horses >not loving winky, soupy horse vaginas and outie doughnut horse anuses Boy, do you even AiE
>>4603588 And I
LOVE you too.
>implying I couldn't just just self insert into one of the many horses near my house if this was just about horsefuck fantasies Nice dub magnet by the way.
>>4603649 >>implying I couldn't just just self insert into one of the many horses near my house if this was just about horsefuck fantasies Oh my poor sides.
Vhatug you are always a riot. Pet dash soon?
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I should be back on the active writers list, Filly or CheeseOfficer or whoever manages the list.
I updated the night before last.
pastebin.com/u/zuul Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
There is hardly anything going on is there? Why are the ones here not writing? Remember inspiration for writing, much like inspiration for music, comes from within. Pic semi related.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>4603713 >inb4 no one is online at this time.
>>4603722 Because I can't write, I feel like shit, and I have no ideas for writing.
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>>4603713 >that image Being a musician, this gave me feels...
I have one class today, then writing for the rest of my time here. Expect something from me tonight. If not tonight, then tomorrow. But know that I -am- working on something.
>>4603713 >>4603722 Now why'd you have to go and remind me that Handagote, once again, went missing and is depriving us of his adorable Lyra?
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
Fuck it, I'll post my next chapter, since no one else is.
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
AiE: Chapter 4- Pinkie Parties and Mild Depression NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa Fri 21 Sep 2012 15:43:55 No. 4603768 Report Quoted By:
>You and Twilight each share a look of surprise, more out of rage from Twilight. >You're just dumbfounded that someone managed to turn this place into an awesome party in no time at all. >You walk in, Twilight still frozen with shock. >Pinkie is the first pony that talks to you. >P: "SURPRISE! How do you like your 'Welcome to Ponyville' party?" >"Of course, silly! I throw parties for ALL the new members of this awesome town!" >She nods her head ecstatically. >She darts her head up and down, looking like her poor neck could snap at any moment. >She is literally about to burst with joy at this point. >"REALLY? It's so hard to throw a 'Welcome to P0nyville' party for someone you don't know, especially when they come from somewhereelseandyouhavenoidea..." >"Whoops! Sorry, Anon!" >"Everyp0ny who's anyp0ny! Why don't you meet some of them, silly!"
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
AiE: Chapter 4- Pinkie Parties and Mild Depression NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa Fri 21 Sep 2012 15:44:29 No. 4603772 Report Quoted By:
>Pinkie runs off somewhere, probably to check in on her guests. >You see Twilight sulking off upstairs. >Concerned, you go up and talk to her. >T: "You mean the party threw in my house, without my permission?" >"I don't feel up to it." >She lets out a heavy sigh, barely audible over the music. >The music which sounds oddly like music from Earth. >"Fine, I'll stay for the party, but I won't enjoy it." >She grins. >You and her walk downstairs; she goes to say hi to some of her friends, and you meet some new ponies. >There's one named Cheerilee, who teaches the fillies here. >Another, by the name of Big Macintosh. He doesn't talk a lot, but his cutie mark looks like Applejacks, so you guess they're related. >You meet the pony running the music, now playing something that resembles dubstep. >She goes by the name of Vinyl Scratch, or DJ-Pon3. >After meeting a few more ponies, you seek out Pinkie. >"Alco-what?" >"Nope! We have punch, though!" >It can't be. >No alcohol. >No >Alcohol.
LOVE Chief Vhatug, Conqueror of 86 Marehoods !!KiZRDoWmVOP
LOVE Chief Vhatug, Conqueror of 86 Marehoods !!KiZRDoWmVOP Fri 21 Sep 2012 15:44:59 No. 4603774 Report >>4603687 Well, considering my plan for how they come to want to be there, I think I could do Dash next instead of Pinkie.
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
AiE: Chapter 4- Pinkie Parties and Mild Depression NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa Fri 21 Sep 2012 15:45:06 No. 4603775 Report Quoted By:
>This wouldn't usually be too much of a problem, but that's two of your favourite things, wiped off the face of this new world. >You feel a cold realization you should've taken the voice at the door more seriously. >You can still hear her almost-mocking tone. >"But be warned; things are different here." >You slowly walk upstairs to the room Twilight gave you to sleep in. >P: "Anon? Where ya going?" >"Oh, okay!" >You make it to your bed, and practically fall into the bed. >This place can't get any worse. >You're starting to get bored of this party. >You didn't want to even partake in it; the only reason you are is that Anon asked you to. >Speaking of which; where is he? >The tree wasn't that large, and Anon was. >So, where could he be hiding? >You find Pinkie and ask her if she has seen him. >"I did! He asked for something called "Alcohol", and we didn't have any, and then he went up to that room!" >She points to the room you gave Anon. >"Hmmm...OH YEAH! He said something about 'drowning in depression'!" >"Yeah, why?" >Extremely worried about him, you bolt upstairs and practically kick Anons door down. >You see him sitting on the bed. >...Not drowning himself.
>>4603728 That's unfortunate anon. I do have ideas I can just randomly throw into thread for those without ideas.
>>4603750 I miss him too! He was going to do a Rose story as well...
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>>4603774 Oooh, yes please.
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
AiE: Chapter 4- Pinkie Parties and Mild Depression NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa Fri 21 Sep 2012 15:46:19 No. 4603784 Report Quoted By:
(Anons PoV)>You were SO CLOSE to falling asleep. >Then Twilight kicks your door in, shouting something about drowning yourself. >You let out a load moan and roll over. >She sits there with a dumbfounded look on her face. >"I was looking for you, and Pinkie said you came up here to 'drown in depression', and I was worried..." >You chuckle, and Twilight just becomes even more confused. >She looks relieved, a buildup of fear washed away. >"Of course! I can't just let you do that! If you had something bugging you, you could've told someone!" >"Good. Now, why are you up here, and not down there partying?" >You explain how two of your loves are gone forever. >"Well, from the sounds of it, they are things you can live without, right?" >You recall all the delicacies back on Earth; bacon, ham, steak... >Your mouth salivates excessively just thinking about them. >"Well, you can't eat meat here, unless you want all of the ponies to fear you more than they do now." >"No buts. You'll get over it soon enough. Now, why we don't go back downstairs and enjoy that party Pinkie threw for you?" >You weren't going to get any sleep anyways, not with music like this. >Heading back downstairs, you notice a lot of ponies have left. >Maybe you did fall asleep.
Anonymous
>>4603754 if i where you just write to the best of your abilities and don't care how many readers you have
also do you have a pastebin?
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
AiE: Chapter 4- Pinkie Parties and Mild Depression NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa Fri 21 Sep 2012 15:47:06 No. 4603796 Report Quoted By:
>Only the ponies you met today are still there. >You hang out with them for a bit longer, and play a few games with them. >Eventually, they leave as well, leaving you, Spike, and Twilight. >Oh, and you can't forget the mess of cups and foodstuffs strewn all over the place. >"Good idea." >The three of you head to bed, the two falling asleep instantly. >You, however, stay up a bit, with your thoughts occupying you. >"For my first day here, it wasn't too bad." >"I mean, sure there isn't any alcohol or meat, but we can work around that." >"I already have friends and a place to stay, what more could I want?" >You think about all of the things you learned here today, and slowly drift off into an uninterrupted sleep. >Until morning, that is.
NightWriter !!Op4B1HI1Qoa
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>>4603506 Gagit pastebon it plix
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>>4603774 Just imagining Pinkie in your story makes me four different kinds of dizzy.
>>4603781 Well I'd take an easy request but I still feel like hell. I think it's caffeine withdrawl.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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http://www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=505c8d99e4b07cc0aae7dfc9 Don't even know why I'm doing this I won't be on here much today have a guest over.
Anonymous
>>4601233 god damn it I've lost your pastebin. Link?
Anonymous
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>>4603460 At least there's more Lifeboat coming.
>>4603781 >>4603853 Actually Aether, I got some coffee now, hit me up with something simple and I can give it a go.
>>4603928 A nightmare night oneshot with Roseluck as the lucky mare of choice. All I know is she's very superstitious (Believes in ghosts, easily scared, etc)
NetherPony !!9xA7ChTWpWi
Internet is back and stable.
Come hell or high water, I'll have some description of an update today. >>4603221 I'm working on a story like that.
Not much to it yet, but I am writing it.
>>4603948 Has anon been there a while or has he just woken up in the Everfree?
And what do you mean by lucky mare of choice? We talkin' shippin' here or what?
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>>4603959 Freakin' sweet. Keep us posted.
Anonymous
>>4603875 Anyone got MD's pastebin?
>>4603987 http://pastebin.com/u/MD_Tm27jGxpYk Don't know why you'd want this guys shit though.
>>4603781 >He was going to do a Rose story as well... He was? Hmm... now you have me curious about something, it's a gigantic longshot... nah there's just no way.
Rose is heavily untapped like Daring Do, but when you said that I instantly thought of the Roseluck Chronicles over in the PiE threads. The odds of that guy being the infamous Handagote are extremely slim to none, but it would be an amazingly amusing find.
>>4603963 Possible shipping, Anon's been there a few months. Worked with Rose in her flower shop in the beginning, now works with Pinkie or Twilight or something. I usually say 'lucky mare of choice' because that's the mare the story focuses on aside from Anon.
Anonymous
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You writers seem to have a huge hard-on for Anon to be knocked out. Over half the stories with first encounters seem to have that.
PonyGone !RAGT.LOVE.
>>4603999 Those trips force me to answer
im actually working on DaringDo right now! Same with a few other things.
>>4604018 Hmm, I'll see what I can do. Might be a couple days before I get anything worth posting though.
>>4604044 Bonus points, she does like him, but her superstitious nature pisses him off.
Anonymous
>>4603991 >read through some of his stories. huh your right. Ignoring him from now on.
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>>4604068 Which is why he now works with Pinkie.
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>>4604081 Hah, I knew I'd find someone else who didn't like his work.
Anonymous
>>4604029 I think thats a
LIE >A Daring Adventure update would be swell, though!
Roughly how much longer do you guys think this thread is going to be up for? I know more or less how long it takes to 404 once the new thread is made but since this one isn't over yet I can't really guess.
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>>4604113 Probably a few hours yet, you should have time to sleep.
PonyGone !RAGT.LOVE.
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>>4604094 Pinkie Promise, I'll have something up in the next few days. >>4604113 its slow right now, it will kick back up soon, though.
Anonymous
Anyone got that one story, were RainbowDash thinks she is Anon's bro, and she is a fuck-ton annoying to him?
>>4604195 I am POSITIVE I've read that.
No, I KNOW I did. He was trying to get ready for a date with Twilight and Rainbow kept annoying him and ruined the date, and he hits her, but she still doesn't get the hint.
Fuck, I don't remember who did that.
>>4604029 Daring Do is best fictional character inside a fictional world. Think about it... You just gave me a horrible idea for a story if someone wants it.
Somehow (use your imagination on this one) Anon and Dash get turned back into kids for some bullshit reason. Correcting this problem will take some time for Twilight or someone to fix so Anon and Dash have to live with it for a while. Dash convinces Anon to play pretend Daring Do and go on "adventures." They could do anything like swiping a priceless idol from some tomb which would actually be them possibly swiping a cupcake from SCC and getting chased out by Mr. Cake whom they pretend is a giant boulder, or giving the bad guy his comeuppance which would be throwing apples at a pony of choice. I say change them to kids because I don't think Anon would be up for pretend as an adult unless they were roleplaying in bed. I don't know what possessed me to think of that, but it's there if the need of an idea appears. ViolinAnon !/IYET2GfQw
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>>4604195 >>4604270 Never heard of it, but now I want to read it. If you find it, post it.
>>4604289 ....Mind if I steal this idea instead of Anon maybe scootaloo? Anon and Filly troubles
Anonymous
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>>4604308 Holyshit, thats the one! THANKYOU!
TheUnbrony
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>>4603237 >MFW I posted an entire part to my story plus pastebin. >MFW you can't see it. >MFW I have no face.
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>>4604348 Like I said, it's there if someone wants it.
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>>4604068 Well, I'm writing something but so far its got nothing to do with anything.
Exposition HO!
Anonymous
Another newbie writefag here. I have some ideas for a couple of stories but i haven't written anything but Warhammer 40.000 action stuff for a long while... i'll probably just end up making an ass of myself, but what the heck I'll go for it anyway. At least you guys get to laugh at my attempt at writefagging. anon finds a way home. Only side effect is that vinyl scratch goes with him by accident. now no one except anon can see her as they are back in the "real" world. Que more shenanigans
>>4604614 Second one sounds best.
>>4604614 I'm pretty sure something similar to both of those have been done.
Still, I say the second.
Brew !!uj2g/ow68AK
>>4604614 Pretty much every writer makes an ass out of themselves at some point. The trick is to just not worry about it, write what feels good and roll with it and see where it goes.
>Between worlds Nether is writing something along these lines but it's only just started; Lyra is the only p0ny who can see Anon
>Scootaloo's wild adventure This has some potential
Chronicler
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This thread needs more story. Dropping nostalga oldie.>In Ponyville >Easy day, no rape attempts yet >RainBRO still being a BRO >That damned Ruskie is nowhere to be seen >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.TarGA >Decide to go to library >Pop head in >"HELLO, ANON. IT IS STRELNIKOV, AM UNPURPLE THE PONNY. WANT HELP ME?" >Strelenkov has a large brush and has forced Twilight to sit in a tub of soapy water. >"ANON ARE YOU DEAF, AM UNPURPLE THE PONNY." >Twilight looks at you with a pleading expression. >Wouldn't wish Strelenkov on your worst enemy, resolve to help Twilight. >"THEN I MUST GET TOMATOE JUICE FOR PONNY. KEEP PONNY HERE WHILE I FIND SOME." >Strelenkov wanders off, and Twilight breaths a sigh if releaf. >"Yeah, thanks Anon. I owe ya." >Produce can of Tomatoe juice from your pocket. >"Why do you have..." >Her face goes blank >"You wouldn't da-" >Twilight panics, and leaps for the juice can. >Pull it out of the way. >"Fine, Fine! I promise!" >Twilight moves to bolt, and you let her past. >Ruskie returns >"WHERE HAS THE PURPLE PONNY GONE TO?" >"DAMN YOU ANON, NOW MUST SPEND ALL AFTERNOON TRACKING PURPLE PONNY. DO NOT HAVE VODKA FOR THIS." >One down, two more to go.
Anonymous
>>4604614 just post with a trip and get your grammar wright
also don't have dyslexia or if you do get a very good proof reader
Anonymous
>>4604349 Brainhorn, what are you doing here.
stahp
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4603991 >>4604081 Waaaaah
No not really
I'm honestly surprised you're the only people who've come out against it.
Weird, mostly-gay fetishism isn't for everyone.
In the middle of throughly revising my changeling thing from feedback,
it'll be out in the next thread for sure
I've been here since May but I forgot; who do I speak with to request to be on the active writers list?
>>4604788 As long as you're active, just ask someone to tell Filly to add you to the list.
>>4604772 wut?
TrocaderoPony !!18wYc8OCy5M
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>>4604632 >>4604642 >>4604667 >>4604699 Looks like it's gonna be Scootaloo's Wild Adventure then.
I'm not a fast writer so can't promise anything straight off the bat, but I promise i will deliver sooner or later.
anonapath
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>>4604806 Thank you.
Uh I'm still writing, so will someone tell Filly to add me please. That is unless I happen to come when he's here.
pastebin.com/u/anonapath
>>4604778 It's not the gay stuff, it's the whole fucktoy thing that I really don't like.
>>4604850 That's an irreconcilable difference in perspective.
You are not a sub, and I am.
>>4604883 See, I can get behind the whole pegging thing and what not, but what I can't get is how you could be tied up in a room like that, barely being fed apparently, and used like an object and ENJOY it.
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>>4604068 Aether you still about? I wrote that crappy one shot.
MD !Tm27jGxpYk
>>4604941 What you just described is my greatest fantasy.
It's not about deprivation, you see, it's about service.
Anonymous is always sacrificing something of his own,
his comfort, his freedom, to assist and pleasure his Master or Mistress.
And for a certain, foolishly altruistic type of person,
there's nothing more satisfying than helping someone else.
It may seem like he isn't gaining any sexual gratification,
but believe me, he absolutely is. It just isn't overt.
>>4604978 See I can't understand why you would want to take it that far. Or why someone would want to take their domination that far.
I can't understand why giving up so much would be gratifying.
>>4605001 How-a-bout this. You just stop trying to understand. I can take it to a degree you haven't been to /b/, so I can understand why you're trying to understand other people.
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>>4605022 No I've been to /b/.
I can understand why it's like how it is.
Chronicler
Are you fucks going to post stories or what?
Anonymous
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>>4605022 I don't even understand what you just tried to say. Missing some punctuation?
>>4605045 No, I'm trying to understand why MD gets his kicks from being a sextoy and not a sapient being.
Wuten !WutEnlvDVw
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>>4605045 Something to move the thread along while I write for real? Mkay.
>be Anon >at home in Equestria playing WoP (World of Ponycraft) >random fag comes up to you asking for gold >say no >"but... but i kno who u are!" >the fuck? "What you talking about?"
>"hi Anon!" >wut >you turn your swivel chair around and look out the window >Rainbro is hovering outside with a gaming microphone and laptop in her hooves >you push off from your desk and scoot to the door, opening it "You play WoP?"
>"Fuck yeah I play WoP!" >fucking bro >both of you rush inside and immediately group up and go run dungeons the entire day and go PvPing until 4 in the morning >you pass out in the middle of a battleground and still manage to cap the flag >you wake up late the next morning, feeling pressure on your body >open your eyes and look down >see Rainbro resting on your chest >your pants are unzipped, broner in full view >morning wood isn't helping >spaghetti pours out of your pockets like no tomorrow >the sauce pouring down your pantleg lands on your laptops and short-circuits them >spaghetti everywhere >such is a day in the life of MMO-Anon yeah i dunno
TheUnbrony
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>>4605045 Working on it. Still typing next part. I can either make it rushed and shitty or take my time and make it good. I'm actually debating whether this will be the finishing part to Welcome to the Swarm or not, so shut your damn mouth.
>>4605001 >>4605057 You're focusing on the more masochistic element of giving something up as a form of punishment.
In my stories, you're referring to Rarity, I believe, Anonymous isn't being hurt.
Rarity provides for his nutrition and satisfies his massive fetish for eating her out at the same time.
He's as happy as he ever could be, but if you don't share in his fetish,
if you just don't get why eating out Rarity day in and day out is the best heaven man has ever conceived,
then yeah, my story might seem a bit insane.
Ask Vhatug about how he conceives of Fluttershy to hear it from a different angle -
giving up one's power for the promise of sexual gratification can be immensely thrilling.
Chronicler
>>4605057 Because he does. It's a sexual fetish developed from early developmental trends, due to parental, peer, and self-developed tendancies.
Happy?
NOW WRITE SOMETHING.
Anonymous
>>4605001 >>4604978 >>4604941 >>4604883 >>4604850 >>4604778 >>4605057 >>4605094 See all those? Those are exactly how many posts you just wasted on this retarded conversation. Do you not have Skype? Can you not take this to the TinyChat?
http://tinychat . com/lf159
Well it's right there.
MD. You are possibly the WORST attention whoring /soc/ing fucknugget I have EVER seen in these threads. For. Fucks. SAKE. You don't have to try and justify your fetishes or whatever to EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. Who posts about it. Every person here knows how you feel about femdom. Do you know why? BECAUSE YOU'VE FUCKING POSTED IT 200 TIMES ALREADY.
For FUCKS sake, yes I fucking mad.
>>4605095 >people having discussions >GRRR IT ISN'T WRITING IT ISN'T AIE I'M GONNA SHIT UP THE PLACE BY SHOUTING ALL THE TIME >'CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY BETTER THAN NOT RUNNING MY MOUTH AND ALLOWING DISCUSSION
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>>4605095 No I'm not happy, shut up.
>>4605094 Yeah that just makes my brain hurt, I can't comprehend how that could be so good. Being chained up in a dungeon isn't my thing.
>>4605115 Miro pls go, it's not like stories are being posted anyway.
Anonymous
>>4605141 >complaining about attention whores >calls them miro Well is that just an Oxymoron.
Jesus Christ though. I remember everyone saying it'd get better when summer ended. What happened to that?
>>4605115 My posting does not preclude someone else from dumping a story.
I am not physically preventing someone's update by chatting,
and everyone defers to storytellers when that time comes.
This thread is desperately in need of stories, but a silent ghost town isn't preferable.
If you don't like me, there's always a filtering option in your friendly neighborhood extension.
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>>4605160 >taking miro pls go seriously >2012 Summer ended and all the good writers went back to school/work along with all the summerfags.
Chronicler
>>4605120 oh, hello there young one. Shouldn't you be in school? 4chan is no place for a 5th grader like yourself.
This is Anonymous in Equestria. It was started to centralize the Rainbro, Flutterrape,and Applerape stories. This is not /b/read. /b/read was concieved as a means for socializing on /mlp/.
This is AiE.
Not /b/read.
We write stories. Stories. That we write.
Stories.
Stories.
Not socializing and discussing fetishes.
Get your shit right, little boy, before you decide to talk back like the ungracious little child you are appearing as.
>>4605168 God damnit MD, you are making my head hurt. I can't understand wanting to serve someone like that. Why does he need to be tied up in the basement, blindfolded and gagged, just so he can eat her out. Or tied up in Rainbow's house so she can stick big things up his ass, and fed pineapples every day.
I'm all for eating out rarity now and again, but not like that.
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>>4605227 Isn't /b/read dead?
I hope it is.
>>4605227 So what are you going to do?
Keep shouting at nobody for updates that aren't going to materialize?
I don't need a history lesson on the origin of AiE, you're patronizing the wrong person, buddy,
and you're also shouting about a problem without actively trying to solve it yourself.
How mature of you.
Gadget !!hdKi+APGN/w
>>4605115 While MD's fetish talk gets a little old, it's always instigated by someone else's curiosity and/or disgust. It's like they forget we're on a board made for horsefuckers. People just need to chill out about his femdom stuff, there are a LOT weirder fetishes out there.
Chronicler
>Not actively trying to fix it >Posted STRELNIKOV earlier cause that's all he's got written up.
TheUnbrony
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>>4605257 >>4605227 GOD FUCKING DAMMINT I"M WORKING ON IT NOW SHUT UP AND WAIT FOR ME TO FINISH!
http://pastebin.com/u/TheUnbr0ny 21 PARTS DONE. HAVE FUN YOU WHINY MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>4605274 How-a-bout I post Alighieri's work?
>>4605267 I feel like there's something of a double standard.
Vhatug's writing doesn't receive nearly the same response,
likely because the notion of a submissive FEMALE slave is somehow more tolerable than the opposite.
>>4605237 If you can't understand it by now, you never will.
Don't read me if you don't like what I write - all this talk is pointless.
>>4605305 >Vhatug's writing doesn't receive nearly the same response, That's because he doesn't INSTIGATE responses with CONSTANT attention whoring like you do.
Please. Unless you have a story. Just. Stop. Posting.
>>4605305 So I'm going to be left trying to figure this out for the rest of my life? Fucking christ, might as well just shoot myself now and get it over with.
Esp
Watching people bitch about fetishes is a bit entertaining! I can't help but giggle that people are finding fendom hard to understand and are reading stories with horses fucking.
>>4605334 Horse fucking is a lot easier to rationalise than femdom.
>>4605332 Filter me and stop shouting, it makes you look petty.
>>4605333 You DON'T NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT.
Everyone who pesters me about it is wasting their time -
it isn't something one learns or studies, you either feel it or you don't.
If you don't, no amount of pointless talking is going to fix it.
Anonymous
>mfw I once again completely derailed the AiE thread and pissed off a lot of people just by asking MD about his femdom fetish
TheUnbrony
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>>4605352 Or bug fucking. Trust me, I consider myself well-read on the subject. No field experience though.
Anonymous
>>4605395 The thread was dead because of lolnoupdates
If anything you made it interesting in something of a shitty way
Don't take credit where it isn't earned Pinkie dear
Anonymous
Esp
Femdom for me is the need to please and service the person I am with. I enjoy the feeling of making a woman happy by any means possible. I get pleasure from giving everything I have to bring pleasure to my mistress. That is pretty much it. Being used like a toy and knowing that it makes her happy is what does it for me. Not much else to it.
>>4605387 I'm not that kinda guy MD, I need to figure this thing out or it's going to drive me crazy.
>>4605419 See I can't understand this.
Anonymous
>>4605407 >>4605416 Nope. Try again.
Wonder how long it'll be until you guess right.
>>4605415 Glad I could help in that case.
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>>4605304 Dude, if you have his writing, by all means post it or hook me up with a link to the pastebin. I heard about him as if he were a legend, but his pastebin is empty. I'd really like to read it.
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>>4605407 >Implying Miro comes here anymore.
>>4605432 honestly. You either figure it out or you don't how about you post a skype so he can talk to you directly.
Anonymous
>>4605452 >Nope. Try again. Minto pls go
Anonymous
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>>4605304 Please don't post that shitty OC mary sue bullshit.
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>>4605462 >posting skype on 4chan Yeah no.
NetherPony !!9xA7ChTWpWi
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>>4605432 I am not sure how else to simplify it. Shit feels good so I do it.
>>4605470 Oh please, give me some credit.
I'm not that braindead fuckwit.
>>4605481 Bout fucking time, crack out the stoner stories so I can stop shitting everything up.
NetherPony !!9xA7ChTWpWi
Minto !!mZz+ajHHKkX
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>>4605492 >I'm not that braindead fuckwit. Love you too Anon
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>>4604778 I don't read it so I can't complain. I don't read Vhatug's either because it's gross and I like to bust his balls sometimes.
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>>4605305 I'm not sure it's entirely sexual. See, Anomymous the main character and we're naturally supposed to like him, and we do because he is, in a sense, a reflection of both thue reader and the writer. Uneasy the reader is a little masochistic, he's going to want to see him win. Everything. Fighting, social situations, love, and of course, sex.
Some will see your writings as Anon losing, suffering. But from your perspective, this is his ultimate victory. To be tied down and forced to eat Rarity out is his dream come true, but that isn't the same for some others, which may be why they see it as abhorrent.
Although I may be blowing smoke out of my ass here, who knows? Maybe they just honestly don't like femdom n
