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>Be me 21
>Go to friends house for a bonfire
>Borderline sausage fest, only two single girls (Blonde and a puerto rican)
>Muster up the balls to talk to them
>Conservation was dry but one seems interested
>"Hey, anon! Get more wood!"
>Okay.jpg
>Walk to pile of wood on other side of house
>Puerto rican girl followed me
>Just stares at me
>All alone, really quiet
>Beta waves overpowering me
>WAT DO
>She drunkenly goes in for a kiss
>Escalates to making out
>Grab dat bum bum
>Whispers something in my ear while unbuttoning my flannel
>OH SHIT, I FORGOT!!
>She starts laughing her ass off
>Spaghetti erupts from my pockets like a cumshot from Satan
>I forgot I was wearing my 20% cooler shirt underneath
>Try to make up an excuse
>She's still laughing
>Grab wood
>Drink beer
>Pretend it never happened

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