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>>29413451 "Hey, it's a story for children. And probably a edited one, too."
"How do you know it's even true?"
"Remember the mare in the moon I mentioned? It was in the moon before Princess Luna returned, when I was a foal. And I even saw Nightmare Moon myself."
"I guess no one's gonna call someone who can spend a thousand years in the moon and come back she's a brat..."
"How do you mean?"
"That you sound too convinced of how great she is to call her up on her bull."
"Hey," You give her a look, "This is the Princess..." You stop talking.
"Yeah." A smug smile flutters on her lips.
"No. " You gulp. "It's not like that."
"Maybe." She shrugs. When you don't continue reading, she gives you a kick on a hoof, "Hey."
"Oh, yeah." You gulp and look down at the book. "Twilight Sparkle was a young unicorn..." You read distractedly, trying not to think too much in Princess Luna.
"So you got six whole new princesses." She interrupts you when they use the elements.
"Well, Princess Twilight obviously is, and the others all have titles nowadays..."
"So one and a half new princess."
"Ssssorta? They save the world like four times a year." You scratch your head, "You stop noticing it after a while."
"Princesses saving your asses all the time..." She leaves it in the air.
"Huh?"
"No surprise you are so stardamned weak." She lifts one of your forelegs, "Look at this, you could as well be a foal. Do you even eat protein?"
