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first goes in every field

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first goes in every field
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You will never be a real Chad. You have no chin, you have no wrists, you have no sex. You are an incel twisted by steroids and improper lifting form into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “sex” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your recessed jaw behind closed doors. Chads are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Chads to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even dweebs who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Chad. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your adolescent, stagnant axe body spray. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a bench, pump some iron, not use a spotter, and drop the bar on your own throat. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your Reddit posts, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a nerd is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably weak. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Well?

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Aspie and Enbie thread. Post 'em
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>You're on the wrong side of history, chud
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boson weensperm
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its rather ironic, how you tried to set yourself up as an oldfag by using old filenames and rigorously defending your beyond unfunny arrow spam as "oldfag culture", but then decided to post this. immediately after it became quite clear to everyone here that youre no older than 17, spending whole days spamming an image on 4chan.

youre hated by everyone here, no one likes you. you could have easily spammed something else and gained unironic fans, similarly to the original "though" spammer. but no, you decided to spam something which causes the entire board to detest you.

i honestly feel quite sorry for you, as i understand the situations which have caused you to dedicate your life to spamming an image on 4chan.

https://vocaroo.com/13nSOH5wmrxx
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/TV/ JANITORS JUST WANT POWER!

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Reminder this happened just now

Their plan was so obvious. @ hiro if you read this did you receive screnecap of this saying something along the lines of "give us more power see what we are up against" etc don't believe his lies lol
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how long will pepe be popular? if someone posts pepe in 5 years, will it still be normal? will the poster be ostracized? complimented for being an oldfag?