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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:47:14 No.2894463 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2894464 >>2894504 >>2898495

If you touch the door handle when you leave the gents you're literally touching everyone's dick. It's disgusting. I at least pretend to wash my hands so I don't get dirty looks but then I have to use my sleeve to open the door and now my sleeve has a billion dick germs on it wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:47:40 No.2894464 Report

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>>2894463
homo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 07:03:21 No.2894487 Report

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arent you supposed to open the door with a paper towel and throw it away after to avoid ween germs?

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 07:11:59 No.2894504 Report

Quoted By: >>2894538

>>2894463
why can't people just wash their fucking hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 07:34:18 No.2894538 Report

Quoted By: >>2894541 >>2894551 >>2895374 >>2895764

>>2894504
do some math

according to google it should take twenty seconds to wash your hands and you should be using the bathroom around seven times a day.

that's 51,100 seconds spent a year washing hands. about 14.2 hours. multiply that by the average lifespan, about 80, and you're looking at 1136 hours spent emulsifying and rinsing your hands, over forty-seven days of your waking life. and for what purpose? to please some gemposting faggot on 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 07:37:18 No.2894541 Report

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>>2894538
A gemposter is not someone whose bad side you want to be on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 07:37:55 No.2894542 Report

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>>2894541
until I get a season 2 I'll wipe me arse with gemposters and I won't wash my hands afterwards either

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 07:51:46 No.2894551 Report

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>>2894538
Feel better about yourself you filthy subhuman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 07:53:29 No.2894552 Report

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YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 07:55:19 No.2894554 Report

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>>2894541
the fuck is a gem

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 08:28:02 No.2894591 Report

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I open those with my foot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 11:22:23 No.2894852 Report

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How hard is it to use a sanitary napkin?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 16:46:16 No.2895289 Report

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 17:12:29 No.2895325 Report

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>If you touch the door handle when you leave the gents you're literally touching everyone's dick.
Hot. What happens if I fellate the handle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 17:23:08 No.2895344 Report

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People always make a big deal about touching your penis because omg penis, but your hands contain a hell of a lot more germs even if you never touch your penis. Hand contact with any random other door handle is equally likely to cause you health issues (if not more so due to nobody washing their hands before opening normal doors).

Just think: Your hand is constantly touching all kinds of stuff and is always exposed to air that might carry all kinds of germs. Which do you think comes in contact with more germs over the course of a day, your hand or your penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 17:35:15 No.2895374 Report

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>>2894538
>you should be using the bathroom around seven times a day
wtf I barely use it three times a day

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 17:42:45 No.2895388 Report

Quoted By: >>2895403 >>2895486

That's why I leave the door open when I come in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 17:47:15 No.2895403 Report

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>>2895388
hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 18:30:42 No.2895466 Report

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>>2895374
drink more water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 18:38:21 No.2895475 Report

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>>2895466
I haven't died yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 18:47:09 No.2895486 Report

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>>2895388
Damn you satania poster, you've got it all figured out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 21:09:44 No.2895603 Report

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My mom opens the door for me

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 21:53:52 No.2895663 Report

Quoted By: >>2895714

>complaining about touching the handle with your hands
>not using magic to open the door for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 22:01:48 No.2895677 Report

Quoted By: >>2898393

I just open the door with my wiener

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 22:27:52 No.2895714 Report

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>>2895663
who said this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 22:54:52 No.2895764 Report

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>>2894538
Now add all the time you spend sick in bed because you didn't wash your hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Aug 2019 05:55:32 No.2896518 Report

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I work at a software company and our bathrooms have both soap and medical grade hand disinfectant.
I've seen coworkers use both many times and almost everyone at least uses the soap.
Personally I always disinfect out of respect for my coworkers.
It's a very clean office.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Aug 2019 21:38:48 No.2897509 Report

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 08:05:45 No.2898393 Report

Quoted By: >>2898642

>>2895677
What if it's not erect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 09:34:55 No.2898495 Report

Quoted By: >>2899183

>>2894463
this doorknob has been defiled by the yellow pee pee monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 11:33:17 No.2898640 Report

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>>2895764
you mean compare. I wouldn't have to add it to that time since I spend that time doing things other than washing my hands. nutbrain

I haven't spent a day sick in bed in eight years

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 11:35:01 No.2898642 Report

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>>2898393
even easier
just loop it around and grab the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 19:04:12 No.2899183 Report

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>>2898495
oh no

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