>>65666939>be me>mommys little 500 lbs. bundle of joy>"TENDIES TENDIES FRESH AND YUMMY PUT THEM ALL RIGHT IN MY TUMMY!!""I'm so sorry, sweetie. We're out of tendies right now. I'll go to the store tomorrow."
>stupid whore is lying to me and I KNOW IT>SHE PULLS THIS SHIT ONCE EVERY WEEK>time for a Tendie Tantrum>stomp upstairs>even the ground trembles under my might>take my oldest piss jug>open the butt flap on my XXXL pajamas and shove it between my booty cheeks>waddle back downstairs>"I WANT TENDIES YOU NO GOOD LIAR, EXTRA HONEY MUSSIE IS WHAT I DESIRE""Honey, please don't yell, we really don't have anymore tendi--"
>the only things that comes out of mommys mouth are lies>turn around and show mommy my chunky cheeks>focus all of my anger venom and spite into my bum bum>my piss jug is propelled by my poo poo and shoots out at supersonic speeds>my piss jug hits her right between the eyes and explodes in a shower of piss and shit>mommy is on the floor bleeding from her stupid face>turn around and start smothering mommy with my shit covered asscheeks>mommys struggling under my big boy weight>soon she stops movingStupid momoid got what she deserved. She'd better wake up soon or she'll have a lot more to worry about than me throwing a Tendie Tantrum.
