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No.77487595 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>she's 31 years old
>she notices you at church, sees that you're a nice, responsible, introverted guy
>asks you out
>she talks about having a family and sees you as a good dad
>she's tired of being approached by desperate guys who only want sex
>takes matters to her own hands and shoots her shot with a responsible guy like you who isn't a manwhore

how do you act? she's aware of your lack of experience but doesn't seem to have a problem with it.
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Never trust a spider

No.75279087 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Very minor ant problem in my house
>Notice a spider in my room
>Figure he will help me kill any ants that show up
>Leave him there
>Wake up one morning and see at least a dozen tiny spiders on my ceiling
>Squash them all
>Kill big corner spider
>2 days later
>Just killed 4 more tiny spiders on my walls and ceiling
I've now killed >5x as many spiders as I have ants in my bedroom. I shouldn't have left that fucker there. Lesson learned.

No.75862043 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
>Sister is a NEET zoomer
>Autistic shut in
>Literally hasn't left the house in 4 years
>Has her own little bathroom
>Refuses to come downstairs to eat
>Parents just leave food outside her door
>Knocked on her door last night to ask if she wanted some pizza I bought back from my work office party
>She screamed "FUCK OFF LOSER" at me
>Just for fun whilst she was asleep I went outside and disconnected the external cable hookup that connects the internet to the router inside.
>Went shopping for christmas presents
>Came back and my parents begged me to try and fix the internet
>They called the cable company and they said they couldn't sent anyone out until Tuesday at the earliest
>NEET sister has been sobbing loudly all morning and smashing shit in her room
>Said no. too busy, it wouldn't kill her to spend some time off the internet
>Sister heard and screamed "ANON PLLEEEAAASSSEEEEEEE!" through her door and banged on the door
>Told her I'll take a look if she comes out and asks me
>Screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and started trashing shit again
>Went out again
>Parents text me to say I've ruined Christmas
>Text back a picture of my ice cream and invited them to come join me
>Called me selfish and told me not to come home.

Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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I'm doing it.

No.67199597 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I've always hated them, every single fucking one of them. Normies are the absolute most bug like creatures out there.

I'm going out in a bang, and I'll finally achieve peace. This is it guys.

No.34420482 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Fembot's, cut or uncut? I prefer cut desu, I'm having my b/f get the snip next weekend
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'Small dicks are fine' meme

No.30225840 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
How do you dicklets live knowing you will never satisfy a woman?

>pic is me, 7x5.5

'Fuck me. Wow'
'That is the best cock I have ever taken. Seriously'
'Oh my fucking god, I can feel it like a foot in me, fuck'

Women are not the same after 6.5+ cocks. Consider them used goods.
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No.77383966 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Gib cinnabar kind of day.
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/BioFem/ General #69

No.77444524 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Cooking edition.

Previous thread : >>77437773
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77437773/#77437773

Rules: Ignore impolite moids

Questions:
What did you eat today?
What's your favorite thing to cook?
What's the easiest and quickest meal you can make?
If you could learn any recipe what would it?


FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't but if you are going to anyway, be polite and sign your posts >t. male.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/
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/BioFem/ General #68

No.77444433 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Rebirth Edition

Previous thread : >>77437773
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77437773/#77437773
[REDACTED] Thread
Rules: Ignore impolite moids

Questions:

>What is a phobia that you think is the most terrifying?
>What is a phobia you think isnt scary or doesnt make sense?
>What's the one thing that sends shivers down your spine every time you encounter it, no matter how small?
>Do you believe facing your fears head-on is the best way to overcome them, or do you prefer to avoid them altogether?
>Is there a fear you've conquered that you're particularly proud of overcoming, and how did you do it?
>Is there a horror movie, game, or show that scared you as a kid? Are you still scared of it as an adult?
>Do you think fear is a necessary emotion for self-preservation, or does it hold us back from fully experiencing life?

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't but if you are going to anyway, be polite and sign your posts >t. male.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/

/BioFem/ General #69

No.77444248 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Fears and Phobias Edition!

Previous thread : >>77437773
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77437773/#77437773
[REDACTED] Thread : >>77443566
Rules: Ignore impolite moids

Questions:

>What is a phobia that you think is the most terrifying?
>What is a phobia you think isnt scary or doesnt make sense?
>What's the one thing that sends shivers down your spine every time you encounter it, no matter how small?
>Do you believe facing your fears head-on is the best way to overcome them, or do you prefer to avoid them altogether?
>Is there a fear you've conquered that you're particularly proud of overcoming, and how did you do it?
>Is there a horror movie, game, or show that scared you as a kid? Are you still scared of it as an adult?
>Do you think fear is a necessary emotion for self-preservation, or does it hold us back from fully experiencing life?
>Would you rather face one of your biggest fears every day for a year or never encounter it again, but always wonder if it might appear?

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't but if you are going to anyway, be polite and sign your posts >t. male.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/
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