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Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE Sun 18 Jan 2026 06:45:32 No.83693753 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

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In the last episode edition

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 08:29:56 No.83728607 Report

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>>83728570
I smell like clay and onions, ackshelly

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 09:45:03 No.83728974 Report

Quoted By: >>83729017

go get yo license and your first big boy mcdonalds job at 24 before u talk shit to me smelly ass bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 09:51:41 No.83729017 Report

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>>83728974
Oh, to be 24 again...

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Anonymous Thu 22 Jan 2026 10:12:37 No.83729110 Report

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I know that I've been a terrible friend lately. please don't give up on me. I feel the distance growing between us and it's scaring me so much. I'm sorry, I freeze when I get scared. I promise I'll try harder to be someone who you can talk to again. I'm going to give you back the Tupperware that you gave me pasta in with a note and some cherry airheads. I know you don't love me like I love you and it's ok. I value our friendship so much I'll do anything to keep you by my side.

you don't have to tell me why you've stopped talking to me as much because I already know. you got with someone and now there's nothing I can do to win your attention. you take a week to read my texts and only call when it's about work. "i that's what I have your number is for." you'll never understand how much that hurt. you used to call just to talk and now you don't even text back. you told me to never be afraid to text. you told me that you'd respond to anything, no matter how small it was, and now I'm like a ghost in your phone. I don't want anything romantic anymore, I just want you to treat me just like you did last summer.... before everything went to shit and the love was gone.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Apr 2026 00:26:59 No.83729110,1 Report Delete

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>>83701687
>CandyCourn
she’s a spiritual israeli fed who needs to rope

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2026 15:11:16 No.84386995 View View Reply Original Report

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>me (female) (WOMAN) 6yr ago
>kinda fat creeping into obese territory
>employed, into skincare, good shape for my weight
>absolutely zero male attention

>me now
>genuinely a disabled housebound giga landwhale, easily 3x my size then maybe more
>can't do anything myself but sit on my bed/at my computer and vc all day
>cute guys buying me video games
>cute guys buying me doordash
>cute guys helping dress and bathe me
>cute guys coming over to kiss and snuggle and play with my belly and whatever when my parents are out
not complaining i promise but are fat fetishes hyper normalized now? or am i just more charismatic now than when i was in high school

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Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2026 14:06:51 No.84393110 Report

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>>84392982
It's good to share old forgotten pics every now and again. I'll post some more once I get home from work, but my collection isn't as big as I wish it were.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2026 14:09:30 No.84393123 Report

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>>84386995
Men are incredibly desperate right now, female hypergamy has gotten just that bad

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Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2026 15:40:10 No.84393600 Report

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>>84393123
Can the desperate cringecels leave the landwhales to the true and real fatfags thanks.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2026 17:00:39 No.84394048 Report

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>>84392982
>>84393110
They call me the post man as I always deliver.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2026 17:04:38 No.84394081 Report

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>>84394048
I'll post this and one more as I don't want to be a floodfag

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 01:31:08 No.84377541 View View Reply Original Report

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unnghh h-holy f-fuhh...SPURT SPURT

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 15:27:23 No.84380368 Report

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>>84380314
What he looks like? He almost always has very fluffy hair. This picture i found some time ago, and i saved it because it basically almost 1:1 looks like the guy from my dreams. The only thing that changes about him is usually either clothes or facial features a little bit, but the hair is always the same. In some dreams i'm lucidly aware that he is my boyfriend, in some he is just a stalker who loves me and the pre-death intercourse is non-consensual. I remember only one single time the dream changed, when my Grandmother died, i was in a very bad mental state, because i felt guilty that i didn't spend more time with her because i was studying in UK for a couple months and during that time her health went downhill hard. In that one single instance of this dream, after i was dead from the strangling, he didn't flip me over, but instead kept fucking me the way OP picture is, and he started punching my face until it was messed up beyond recognition. I suppose i projected some self blame into it or something. I don't know, lucid dreams are fun but weird.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 15:46:34 No.84380487 Report

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>>84380257
>I think he maybe thought that i was telling it to him because i wanted him to be the one to kill me and fuck my corpse, but he definitely was not the guy from my dream death.
He was expecting someone vanilla and got freaked out. It was probably not as much that he thought you wanted him to kill and rape you, but that you have thoughts on that level and he got scared.
>About anal, i just don't get why you guys like it so much.
There's a few reasons. Every guy likes female ass cheeks and penetrating what arouses us is just instinct.
Secondly is that any guy that is turned off by a female anus would not be able to fuck a woman from behind, not only is it right next to the hole your brain is screaming at you to shove your cock into, it's also exposed and in plain view depending on the position so you can't have it reducing your arousal.
Third, and my main reason, is that I want to claim ever part of my woman's body, especially if it's considered obscene. My woman taking cock up her ass is incredibly sexy as well, even her asshole becoming sexual for the sake of our mutual pleasure is just really arousing.
It's also a simply a fetish.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 16:53:18 No.84380847 Report

Quoted By: >>84381208 >>84381487

>>84380487
Yeah i mean it's funny because i actually consider myself very vanilla girl, i mean i literally don't even do anal as i already mentioned, so i think i'm very vanilla. I guess having a very specific romantic death scenario that i play out in my lucid dreams is a bit weird, but i feel like it's such a "never gonna happen" thing that it still doesn't make me a sex freak or something. One of my girlfriends is into pee and to me that seems 100x more non-vanilla than whatever i'm up to.

Also about the anal thing, very solid points, very well described, thank you. I see, very interesting. I suppose if i get a boyfriend who really wants to do it, i can try it again if he really insists on it, but i would definitely have to prepare somehow, because the one time i tried it, it hurt like fuck, and he used a very good portion of lube, like i could feel it cold on my skin around my butt. Still made me grind my teeth and scream through my throat when he went in. That was genuinely painful as fuck.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 18:04:22 No.84381208 Report

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>>84380847
girl you daydream and lucid dream about a stalker lovestruck rapist who holds you down then rapes you then kills you while raping you and then flips your dead body over and rapes your corpse in the ass
I dont know what you think being vanilla is but you aint it homegirl

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 18:52:25 No.84381487 Report

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>>84380847
>One of my girlfriends is into pee and to me that seems 100x more non-vanilla than whatever i'm up to.
You are both perverts, just of a different sort.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 11:58:02 No.84379513 View View Reply Original Report

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Women are becoming brain damaged from guys choking them.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 12:14:40 No.84379573 Report

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>>84379513
1/2 the women ive been with have asked me to choke and slap them silly. They clearly got the ick when i said no.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 12:21:57 No.84379592 Report

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>>84379513
Good
Sluts deserve AIDS and brain death

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 12:30:26 No.84379618 Report

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>>84379513
>becoming
>implying

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 12:31:40 No.84379625 Report

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>>84379572
Fair enough tbpqf

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2026 12:32:55 No.84379628 Report

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>>84379573
>1/2 the women ive been with have asked me to choke and slap them silly.
all of them asked ME to choke them, one asked me to slap and even cut her

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 04:29:48 No.84371464 View View Reply Original Report

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Hello I am sad can you tell me some sad songs you listen to?

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 06:01:03 No.84371796 Report

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>>84371464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLDN4zl0sNA

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 06:03:59 No.84371803 Report

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off - crustsox
wood chips - gezebelle gaburgably
i need somebody - mango red

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 06:07:07 No.84371814 Report

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>>84371779
I googled the lyrics and this shit really hits home

>Nani mo kanjinaku natta tokoro e yokoso

WELCOME TO THE POINT WHERE YOU FEEL NOTHING ANYMORE

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 06:14:47 No.84371835 Report

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>>84371769
I watched WWD as a kid and this was my favorite episode. I always cried when the ornithocheirus died. Also it goes hard.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 08:55:15 No.84372329 Report

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>>84371472
So and so anon

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 09:11:19 No.84365749 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>84365758 >>84365772 >>84365781

> can't stop eating
> can't stop thinking about food
> everything I do is tainted thinking about food
> if I don't eat for three hours I literally feel sick
> head spinning, cold shivers, literally can't stand straight
I think I dies and transported to a fattie hell for my gluttony. I finally reached my rock bottom as my gut is starting to affect my breathing and mobility.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 09:14:03 No.84365758 Report

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>>84365749
try drinking a bunch of water when you want to eat something.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 09:17:00 No.84365772 Report

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>>84365749
Literally just stop eating. Completely for a month or two. Chain yourself up for a day or something if you can't control yourself. Just get water, electrolytes and multivitamins and drink all if that instead of food.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 09:19:25 No.84365781 Report

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>>84365749
if you make yourself severely addicted to THC to the point where you have to wake and bake to get out of withdrawals each day, you will start rapidly losing weight, because you will lose all interest in food when you aren't above baseline, and the addiction will make it difficult to get above baseline.

i lost so much weight like this i had to quit for a long time to gain back 30 pounds to put myself back in the normal range.

you could also take stimulants, but when they wear off you'll get hungry again. iirc, weed/THC addiction has been proven to result in lower average body mass than people who never use any cannabinoids. but if you aren't addicted it won't work. you have to be addicted for this to work. and the more severe the addiction, the faster it works.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 09:44:39 No.84365781,1 Report Delete

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>>84365781
Anon, I am already addcited and I know studies you mentioned but it doesnt work because while I am high I eat like 2000 calories in one sitting alone
stimulants also dont work for me anymore
the problem is my food addiction is no longer just hunger things, it is spritual possesion. I am afraid and feel disgusted by everything that can potentially help me, like for example water, I fucking hate water, it disgusts me and causes me stomach ache too.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 14:17:59 No.84365781,2 Report Delete

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Can we switch appetites please

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 11:03:35 No.84366220 View View Reply Original Report

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Any other bots who are of African persuasion care about Africa? Lots of positive news coming from their recently.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 18:31:00 No.84368435 Report

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>>84366220
West Africans owe me reparations for selling my family into slavery. I will accept these reparations in the form of large parcels of land or large sums of money. Otherwise, I do not care or have any connection to the continent. I'm not going to throw my life away being a hotep when I know the people living on the continent don't share those feelings. The last serious "pan-african" was Gaddafi, and he was actually an Arab supremacist anyway. They're all like that. Pan-African until it's the type of African they don't like (which is most of them)

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 19:10:32 No.84368704 Report

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Black American.
It's not that I don't care about Africa, but I am not concerned with it. A part of me still have some Pan-Africanist aspirations for black people globally but I think all groups of black people should simply focus on building their own communities. I am happy for Africa if they're kicking out Europeans and making things better for their people. I draw the line at diaspora warfare and falling for white brainwashing. But niggas here fall for the same trap. I just want what's best for all people but especially my people.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 19:11:31 No.84368711 Report

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>>84368704
You have to love Africa because noone else will.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 19:14:06 No.84368738 Report

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>>84368711
I deeply respect Africa, I acknowledge that my people are from there, but I'm not gonna claim to love it especially if I've never been. Also, I say and look like this

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2026 19:16:03 No.84368757 Report

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>>84368738
You don't have to be from there to love it, that's eurropean mentality they want you to claim individualism, that is how they weakened us

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 12:01:16 No.84362076 View View Reply Original Report

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Rare, but Reddit is hiding it.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 14:52:08 No.84362546 Report

Quoted By: >>84362668

>>84362097
nah 4chan is an oasis of sincerity compared to the modern internet
you post here for the love of the game - there is no status, no score, and no grifting
you can't monetize it or spin celebrity out of it
for all the problems and shitposting, it's very rare to find a place like that now

schadenfoid

schadenfoid Wed 15 Apr 2026 15:02:18 No.84362579 Report

Quoted By: >>84362641

>>84362100
(you) farming genuinely confuses me. the people who say they samefag their own thread to the point that over half of it is just them talking to themselves and necrobumping just to keep it alive, why? what's even the point? same with all the reddit-tier rage bait. i don't understand the point of posting if it's not to interact with other people in the message board style the site is designed for

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 15:25:06 No.84362641 Report

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>>84362579
They think it's like reddit where the more (you)'s your post gets the more popular you are. It's a mental illness that's caused by the other site's systems encouraging that behaviour.

schadenfoid

schadenfoid Wed 15 Apr 2026 15:27:08 No.84362650 Report

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>>84362641
we should probably kill them to deter this

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 15:33:55 No.84362668 Report

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>>84362097
What ? Everyone here is +30
>>84362546
Not really, it's full of mentally ill autists with an agenda. Everything this post >>84362090 complains about can also be described as an agenda
It's not very different

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 13:25:39 No.84362315 View View Reply Original Report

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Which asian foid are you picking?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 14:44:23 No.84362522 Report

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>>84362315
I need the far right

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 14:47:56 No.84362532 Report

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>>84362315
Far left is my first choice, then far right

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 14:49:32 No.84362538 Report

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>>84362315
They're all fake and plastic. Where are their jaws?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 15:15:39 No.84362619 Report

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I'll take two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 extra thick, a number 7, two number 4 and 5, one as a tease. AND A LARGE SODA

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 15:25:23 No.84362642 Report

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>>84362315
Can I have a normal looking one?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Apr 2026 03:32:41 No.84360856 View View Reply Last 50 Original Report

Quoted By: >>84371579 >>84372442

What actual reason do you have for not being able to get a girlfriend? Don't you get anxious you aren't trying hard enough?

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 04:59:16 No.84371556 Report

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it's hard. suspect I have autism/adhd or something wrong with me. I am ugly too. Below average height. The only redeeming quality is average iq. Really unimpressive to women. How do you want me to get a wife gf? Work on myself. I guess, but there isn't a guarantee I will get one. There is a guarantee I will get better at guitar if I practice it enough. There is no guarantee with humans; there are too many factors and not enough time and again I think I have autism or some shit

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 05:03:52 No.84371579 Report

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>>84360856
When it comes to dating black men (I happen to be one), the few who DO want one don't want a "black man" so to speak; they want a N-GGA. They want the absolute worst, most degenerate excuse of 'masculinity' they can find in such abundance among men of my demographics and sleep with him. If you're self-aware, stand upright, actually want to be something in life other than a felon or baby-daddy, you're going to live, work, and die alone. Such is my reality.
>too "white" for my own people
>too "black" for everyone else
And no, I'm not showing hand.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 05:06:50 No.84371593 Report

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>>84371579
Did you ever hear Ben Carsons life story?
Dude was convinced he was born to the wrong family in the wrong place.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 05:09:37 No.84371610 Report

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>>84371593
I haven't read it, but I wouldn't completely dismiss his position. I feel this way every day, ESPECIALLY around my (almost entirely black) coworkers).

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2026 09:24:47 No.84372442 Report

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>>84360856
I'm a neet, I have an inability to form close relations and I'm balding

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