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No.75128326 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
5:00 AM - Wake up
5:05 AM - Splash cold water on face
5:10 AM - Eat breakfast. Toast with butter, steak and eggs, protein shake, pinto beans, black coffee
5:10-5:30 AM - Try not to think about AI
5:30-6:00 AM - Kinesthetics
6:00-6:30 AM - Listen to podcast whilst meditating
6:23 AM - Hear someone bring up AI in the podcast
6:23-6:37 AM - Repeat "Don't think don't think don't think don't think" in my head
6:37-7:45 AM - Calm down while watching The Simpsons and eating a bowl of icecream
7:45-8:00 AM - Cardio
8:00-8:03 AM - Wonder why it is that I'm doing literally anything when a computer can do it for me
8:03-10:00 AM - Montessori education block on my topic of choice. This week it's system administration
8:09 AM - Say "fuck it I can't handle this" and hit myself in the head with ballpeen hammer
8:832 MA - Situps pullups
8;l4 - Had a smoothie

No.75105602 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
help im being held hostage forced to create threads
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No.75095363 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Robots, we have waited long enough. The year is more than three quarters done and the star of 2023 has failed to materiallize. There has been a disturbance of the natural order. We must put out the call ourselves.

Registration for the inaugural Next Top Fembot season is still open. The winner will be recognised as the number one challenger to Iris who will be invited to defend her crown or stand aside.

Existing active fembots were automatically registered. Newcomers must timestamp to enter. Your GET determines your opponent in the first round of qualifiers. Dubs can choose their opponent. Once we have a challenger, the home fembots will be invited to specify their preferred method of competition from the list below. The rules will change in later rounds.

HandStandoff
Most (You)s
Cosplay Off
Vidya
Drawfaggotry
Poetry

Once a match has been fixed, a strict time period for the bout will be set. Missing a deadline or failure to register will result in immediate disqualification with no opportunity to appeal.

~~~Summon:
P*k*r* (CONFIRMED https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74302948/#74303029)
BeeBee (CONFIRMED https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74487111/#74488928)
Empath (UNCONFIRMED)
Trick (UNCONFIRMED)
Wren (UNCONFIRMED)
Miyoko (UNCONFIRMED)

AWAY TEAM:
2 OPEN
3 Sana (CONFIRMED https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74454727/#74454925)
4 OPEN
5 OPEN
6 OPEN
7 OPEN
8 OPEN

Match #1 https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74603643
Match #2 https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74710252
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No.61939895 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
What do robots here masturbate to?
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No.75074461 View ViewReplyLast 50OriginalReport
Been in this girl's discord server for a while. She says the most insane shit and hurls abuse at her orbiters who just throw money at her. Do women really have it this easy? Or does she just have sociopathic charm that lures incels? Either way I find her a fascinating case.
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No.75086993 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Holy shit this cat has more sense of adventure than this entire board. How do we get motivated to pursue our dreams like this cat?
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No.67584939 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Over the past four months, I've been "dilating" (haha epic meme I know) my stomach with air. I swallow air like I'm making a burp and then keep it in there. I take one gulp per minute until I can't take any more in, and then I expel the air.

Since I started, I increased my capacity to 2 liters to 7.5 liters, without eating any more than I usually do. I test this every other week with electrolyte balanced water.

I'm still underweight but my stomach capacity beats 99.9% of people now. I recently took a trip to a local buffet and shocked the waitresses.

Thoughts?
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Please, Poopydicky123... Please

No.74950517 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey, just read this image, Lara. You asked this on the phone but like you often struggle to think of things to say or how to convey thoughts through text I struggle with such things in verbal communication especially on phonecalls.
Especially the highlighted parts. Read it, please. You can forgive me and look past my misdeeds and talk to me until the end. Or maybe there doesn't need to be an end? If I slowly over time win your trust and prove to you I have changed and redeemed myself. That the Old Samuel that made you smile and laugh and warm and happy is back and here for good. Please. Let me show you that.
If not then I promise it'll come soon and I will be good and wholesome and the best and most helpful person in your life until I depart. I need you, and only you, until then. Please. God, just help me. Please.
Come on. When the situations were reversed I always still talked with you. I always stayed in your life. Please. Please, return the favor and be there for me and forgive my past weaknesses and mistakes. Please.

I know you're scared. You're scared if you begin talking to me again you'll fall into that place where I could hurt you again, right. That's it. That's the only explanation for why you won't talk to me at all. Your other explanations were contradictory and don't make any sense. It can only be that.
Hurting you hurts me. So if you cannot believe I care about you at least believe that I care about myself and never feeling this immense, soulcrushing pain again ever in my life, Lara. Please at least believe this if nothing else.
I could never hurt you again. I will never.

Please, God... just give me a chance.

No.74975169 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Ok, so a girl i know said that "you can take my hand whenever you want"
She was pretty inebriated when she said this. Does this mean she likes me?
dont judge me im a fucking robot, normies

No.74307936 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Hey yourbiggestfan do you want to talk?