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Anon with autistic gf here...why don't you guys get an autistic gf?
>she has a very mechanical, artificial way of speaking
>doesn't wear makeup, but she's naturally beautiful with freckles, blue eyes and dirty blonde hair
>average body with nice boobs
>limited vocabulary and she clearly "scripts" here phrases (something autists do)
>doesn't get a lot of jokes in comedy, doesn't get sarcasm....have to explain these to her sometimes
>she flaps her arms when exciting things happen in a movie/show
>she is high functioning, cooks me whatever I ask her to cook
>she is extremely loyal and basically will do whatever I command, she always wants to do what I want to do....with normie women you always have to compromise and have "her days" to to her things, with autist girl she only wants to do what you want to do
>virgin, but slowly going up the bases with her and she's a wild sexual anime just like anyone else
>watch a scary/bloody clip from a movie the other day and she went "Scary!" in a a super autistic slurry voice because it scared her so much she couldn't talk normal and it reverted her to full autism speech
>she can't seem to keep attention on movies/shows we watch, she always turns and I see her just staring at my face smiling
>dating for a few months now and we've literally never argued or fought about anything because she is so agreeable
>since she's autistic and doesn't get a lot of things, its almost like she's my daughter too and I want to protect her
>when I go public with her I feel like I have the best gf ever and I don't even give a shit about any normie women that walk by us, it's like we're the coolest couple around when I go places with her but if anyone ever messed with her I would beat the shit out of them
Tips on finding autist girls:
>online dating (girls who list anime or japan as interests, high chance of autism)
>anime cons
>autism meetup clubs (most people on here are at least spergs so they could fit in a club like this for sure)
