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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 07:51:51 No.77883697 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>77883723 >>77883761 >>77883762 >>77883882 >>77885248

what the fuck am I supposed to put on my profile
>inb4 doomer lookmaxxing bullshit
obviously even if its hard average guys CAN get pussy in the current year so I need to know how
feel free to explain the meta or share stories
we're all gonna make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 07:55:58 No.77883723 Report

Quoted By: >>77883784

>>77883697
Don't use it. In person is infinitely easier.
I've had 10 bitches wanting me in real life, but NONE online.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 07:58:11 No.77883742 Report

Quoted By: >>77883775 >>77883859

why would you stoop down to such a level? why would you perpetuate a culture so soulless? why would you trick yourself into thinking you need it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:00:45 No.77883761 Report

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>>77883697
>what the fuck am I supposed to put on my profile
say your hobbies or a joke

pics should be of you doing interesting shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:01:34 No.77883762 Report

Quoted By: >>77883772

>>77883697
Out something like you want to share orgasms together or something
Make it about sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:01:57 No.77883766 Report

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>Pictures with friends
>Pictures doing something fun/unique
>bio: yadda yadda?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:02:58 No.77883772 Report

Quoted By: >>77883785

>>77883762
does this actually work org

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:03:11 No.77883775 Report

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>>77883742
Yo whats the name of that? Is that from a video?
Ive heard the parasite and fungus conspiracy here many times but the threads get deleted

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:04:06 No.77883784 Report

Quoted By: >>77883821

>>77883723
how do you meet people irl
i'm in college btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:04:12 No.77883785 Report

Quoted By: >>77883829

>>77883772
Yes
Make it original though
Many dudes make the mistake of not making their profile state that you want to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:05:10 No.77883793 Report

Quoted By: >>77883814

>Holding a fish
>Bad selfies only
>Mention your sub 6'2 height
>Final destination

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:07:39 No.77883814 Report

Quoted By: >>77883818 >>77883915 >>77884351

>>77883793
realistically how much can you get away with height wise?
I'm 5'8 and I put 5'9 but honestly I think I could lie harder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:08:28 No.77883818 Report

Quoted By: >>77883870

>>77883814
Any dude that thinks height is a factor is a bitch ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:08:42 No.77883821 Report

Quoted By: >>77883845

>>77883784
by talking to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:09:28 No.77883829 Report

Quoted By: >>77883878

>>77883785
does this really work if you're genuinely like a 5/10? unless you want to fuck a genuinely obese woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:11:17 No.77883845 Report

Quoted By: >>77883922

>>77883821
Now how do you do it when you are 30 and have been trying the past 12 years to no success

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:13:22 No.77883859 Report

Quoted By:

>>77883742
what do you recommend then huh?
honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:14:52 No.77883870 Report

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>>77883818
Im 6ft5 and never had any success with dating apps/sites despite using them for 12 years. I think height or an app is less helpful than people think since there isnt reaction to seeing a number on the screen the same as you passing by in person

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:15:57 No.77883878 Report

Quoted By: >>77883901

>>77883829
Yes
Also that rating scale doesnt exist and is an illusion people create based on poor self esteem
Also there could be a girl and one guy thinks she looks hot and another thinks she looks okay, this proves that the number rating is bullshit
Also you dont know what women like

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:16:35 No.77883882 Report

Quoted By: >>77883891

>>77883697
>average guys CAN get pussy in the current year
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:18:19 No.77883891 Report

Quoted By: >>77883910 >>77883923 >>77883927

>>77883882
My dad was a complete loser and still got laid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:20:13 No.77883901 Report

Quoted By: >>77883912

>>77883878
do you know what women like??
seriously I just want advice on what to put in my profile
I have pictures and no bio should I be humorous or just act normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:21:19 No.77883910 Report

Quoted By: >>77883939

>>77883891
Your dad is trying to get girls in the smart phone era. My dad watched cartoons and lived with his mom and got a girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:21:38 No.77883912 Report

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>>77883901
You dont know what women like
Put something about sex in your profile
You have to create it so it can be original and unique
Dont try to be funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:21:45 No.77883915 Report

Quoted By: >>77883936

>>77883814
>realistically how much can you get away with height wise?
I currently have my GF cooking for me, we have sex 4 times a week and we've been together 4 years.
I'm not manlytears but I'm close

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:22:11 No.77883922 Report

Quoted By: >>77883940

>>77883845
Sounds like you're just beta, and there's no fixing that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:22:15 No.77883923 Report

Quoted By: >>77883939

>>77883891
how long ago was this? I feel like an average guy could get laid no problem like 20+ years ago
now its just luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:23:29 No.77883927 Report

Quoted By: >>77883939

>>77883891
Surely I don't have to explain to you how the dating market for your dad was completely different in the 80s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:24:57 No.77883936 Report

Quoted By: >>77883950 >>77884244

>>77883915
how did you meet her
I feel like I should just bother women irl instead of wasting time on dating apps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:25:26 No.77883939 Report

Quoted By: >>77883957 >>77883959

>>77883910
No i meant my dad was a loser and was married twice

>>77883923
Idk
I havent spoken to my dad
He walked out on us
Average guy is lame asf
Average guy always struggled to get sex
Average is so bad dawg you have no idea
Average is the bottom common denominator
Holy shit average sucks

>now its just luck
Any dude that says they got lucky if they got pussy is a bitch
If you talk like that to a woman, youre going to show her that you not fucking

>>77883927
Nothing has changed
A lion was still a lion centuries ago
My dad was a bitch though
Women fuck losers all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:25:35 No.77883940 Report

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>>77883922
Great advice thread.
Also beta = no women is the dumbest fucking idea this board perpetuates. Least make a god damn omega, sounds cooler and like an edgier loser speed lord which is more fitting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:27:27 No.77883950 Report

Quoted By: >>77883968

>>77883936
This is what everyone says but you ask how they say, just talk to women lol
If only women you meet day to day are either in transit or at a corporate office there really isnt a great way to meet women

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:28:30 No.77883957 Report

Quoted By: >>77883971 >>77883975

>>77883939
>Women fuck losers all the time
They don't.
But I get it, your definitely of "loser" is probably the one you got from your mom shitting on your dad so your whole narrative makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:28:57 No.77883959 Report

Quoted By: >>77883975

>>77883939
> walked out on us
That is not loser behavior.
Your dad is an abuse chad
The shortcut to alpha

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:30:24 No.77883968 Report

Quoted By: >>77883981 >>77883994 >>77884212

>>77883950
have you asked a woman out in irl?
there's a girl at the gym I go to but idk how to even approach her honestly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:30:48 No.77883971 Report

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>>77883957
Nuts but it is another case of single mom shitty up her son by filling him with how even men are while longing for abusive, negligent dick. Almost poetic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:31:30 No.77883975 Report

Quoted By:

>>77883957
What?

>>77883959
No
He was a complete pussy
My mom was a bottom of the barrel bitch
This is what losers do, they are willing to fuck any woman for some pussy
My mom would shit and piss in the floor because she was too lazy to go to the toilet
I hate my bitch ass parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:32:32 No.77883981 Report

Quoted By:

>>77883968
Nta
Dawg leave her alone
She went there to workout not to date
If you catch her outside the gym then go introduce yourself but other than that just do your workout

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 08:36:34 No.77883994 Report

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>>77883968
I have and it never worked times I tried since Im 30 and still asking advice on 4chan, but still try to find ways to.
I have given up on outright cold approach though since there is zero point.
I think at a gym is tricky since its one of those places people are in a rush so they sort of shield themselves to interactions, especially women who are used to getting hit on. I would say outright starting a conversation with a woman in such environment is hard, but not impossible. I think if you run into her while leaving or something of that nature it is probably easier than trying to force it while either of you are working out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 09:22:23 No.77884212 Report

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>>77883968
you can try but every cold approach I've done in a gym has been shut down swiftly
the worst one was with a woman who basically revealed she was an OF whore, so I was glad it didn't last

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 09:29:27 No.77884244 Report

Quoted By:

>>77883936
>how did you meet her
Tinder.
It was a month after a ONS with a milf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 09:53:35 No.77884351 Report

Quoted By: >>77884467

>>77883814
I'm 5'11 but i say im 6'2.
I think general rule is about 3 inch over your real height. If you can get it above 6ft because women have a thing for it as its a round number

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 10:15:04 No.77884467 Report

Quoted By: >>77884802

>>77884351
Is there any value to this if you are already very tall?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 11:12:42 No.77884802 Report

Quoted By: >>77885272

>>77884467
I mean if you're referring to me being 5'11, I don't think that counts as tall. At least not in woman's eyes.

But yeah if youre like 6'4 irl lying and saying your like 6'7 is just mogging other men at that point

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 12:10:36 No.77885248 Report

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>>77883697
>get recommended the "nice pictures" meme
>try to get pictures of me doing stuff which is awkward because why the fuck would anybody take pictures of me
>finally get them and use them
>get even fewer likes

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Anonymous Wed 19 Jun 2024 12:13:33 No.77885272 Report

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>>77884802
If I say I'm 6'8 I'm just gonna scare women more than I already do.
Good only for when I move to living under a bridge and jumping out to eat adventurers.

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