>>40608700An Osean IUN intelligence analyst was teaching a class on Trigger, known as the Three Strikes
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Trigger and accept that he is a Singularity, even greater than Mobius One!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, Erusean submariner who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by HRM Rosa Cosette D'Elise stood up and opened a comms channel.
”How do you save 10 million lives, command duty officer?"
The analyst smirked quite Harlingly and smugly replied “By destroying your satellite network, you stupid Erusean”
”Wrong. It’s a requiem. Set off as soon as we're ready!”
The analyst was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Ace Combat: Assault Horizon. He stormed out of the room crying those Osean crocodile tears. The same tears Oseans cry for the “San Salvacions” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned clay from historical Erusean claims. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, David North, wished he had wiped his dirty boots off and become more than a sophist OIA analyst. He wished so much that he had a firing solution to shoot himself from embarrassment, but the hypothesis he himself had given was trash!
The students applauded and all adopted Erusean names that day and accepted Mihaly as their lord and savior. A UAV named “Young Erusean Officers” flew into the room and perched atop Stonehenge and shed a tear on the chalk. "Pensées" was sung several times, and Yellow 13 himself showed up and successfuly escorted a bombing run against ISAF's last stronghold on mainland Usea.
The analyst lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died at the hands of Belkan conspirators and was tossed into Hoffnung for all eternity.
Salvation!
