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How to troll your friends
>Step 1: Get together with some old pals for a reunion.
>Step 2: Bring up some childhood shenanigans.
>Step 3: Bring up the Navy, with the whole group falling quiet and somber.
>Step 4: Watch your daughter, Amber, walk in "Dad, who are you talking to? Mom says it's not healthy for you to do this anymore."
>Step 5: REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID. YOU ABANDONED THEM AND FORCED LUCY TO LEAVE HER FRIENDS BEHIND.
>Step 6: Remember their righteous anger, their hopeless cries as you and Lucy walk away from them for the final time.
>Step 7: "G-guys? Naomi? Reed? Trish? Anyone?! Where did you go?!"
>Step 8: "Dad, dad! You're okay!"
>Step 9: "It wasn't your fault, dad. You couldn't stop it from happening."
>Step 10: Break down in your teenage daughter's arms as you hopelessly wished for your friends to return.
Trolling successful.
