>>18339339Ill die in the hills, ill die in the ditch, ill skirm in the jungle, maybe lose the fight but ill win the war in the damn kitchen John, mark my words.
Light breakfeast? My good redneck friend, a burger big enough to be lunch alone is nothing short of a indulgent, near licentious and macabre mutilation of the perfect size of a burg, its a defiling of its true nature, something good, something wholesome, upgradeable but something to be acompanied by something else.
Onions? Sauce? Juices and meat? John, maybe in your wuality deprived coalition you do not have the best beef you can get, but the juices of the patty alone, the fresh and cool lettuce, washed perfectly, the drenching water of a freshly cut tomato, the grease of a bacon strip and the delicious yolk of a egg, all homemade?
It tastes of true international freedom. It tastes of home. It tastes of the ultimate ideal, ready to be eaten alongside some chips, a can of whatever you want, enjoyed alone or with friends and family.
Your jewed land doesnt interest me, much like I care little for the rest lf yurop bar my slice of heaven.
I will get me lynxes where I stand, ill eat my soulfood and be at true peace with the world, my american friend, but one thing is certain.
Glorious as this fucking burg may be, and massive as them eagle tits may become, a fucking italian made slice of pie will have more soul and love than a burg, more taste than your hormone beef and our waifurs are superior.
God bless the EU. God bless Lynxes. God bless pizza. Enjoy your trully soulless greasy food John, ill be eating eye watering homemade burgs in your honor, of ye who has no taste.
