>>137346741There's a joke attached to this.
So there's a terrorist. He's an anarcho-capitalist-primitivie-christiofascist, and he has a hang nail. He's a big time antisemite, and one day he snaps. He says "today I'm going to do a terrorism. Today I'm going to smack a Jew with a pork chop."
So he goes to the Jewish part of town, gets on a bus, and sees three guys with black coats and beards. He walks over, pulls out the aggressive pork product and points it at the first guy.
He yells, "Are you a Jew?!"
The guy says, "no", and he's allowed to go.
He points the pork at the second man and asks, "Are you a Jew!?"
The guy says, "no", and he's allowed to leave.
He goes whole hog and points the pork at the third man and asks, "Are you a Jew?!"
The man puts down his torah chumash, and says, "you know, this is a fascinating question..."
>/co/ resident Jew 
