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The Grinch thought up a plan,
Surely one of his worst.
"To keep Christmas from coming,
Why, I'll simply come first!"
The pine needles, at first, did offer some resistance
But that old Grinch kept a-pumping, he would surely go the distance.
With one last grunt of effort and a most triumphant cry,
He tipped back his head and let his Grinch grease fly.
The ornaments were frosted and the star shone pearlescent.
Like a short order fry cook, he'd battered each present.
Huffing and puffing with a flushed expression,
The Grinch went satisfied that he'd taught them a lesson.
Like old Saint Nick he left, with his sack a bit less full
And was on to the next house through the wintry cool...
