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Genuinely what specific mental illness causes people to latch on to a bunch of retards prancing around in stupid costumes? Whatever it is, it's spreading, and manifesting in horrible ways. This needs to stop.
hi guys, i’m amy and this is chapter one of my helluva boss fanfic!
>*SCENE: Red guy opens the door to his office building, sees that his angelic “friend” Amy came in early*
>RED GUY: “Aww FUCK, what the FUCK does this FUCKIN BITCH want?”
>AMY: “Good morning little buddy! Would you like to start your day with a Gospel reading?”
>RED GUY: “AWWWW F$@$ YOU!” *Red guy shoots Amy with his shotgun, but the slugs aren’t made with holy steel, so the pellets just bounce off, and ricochet everywhere, one destroying the office coffee maker*
>RED GUY: “Oh FUCK! What the FUCK am I gonna have my FUCKING breakfast liquor with now?! Oh yeah, nothing”
>*RED GUY pulls out a comically large bottle of liquor and drinks the whole thing in one go (funniest thing of all time)*
