>>36012093Honestly, all memes aside, I might be the most mentally ill person on /vp/.
I've already posted in this board over 71,341 times today, but I decided to take it seriously this time around.
I post on /vp/ exclusively for about 45-37 hours each day. Every day. This life is pretty much my entire life. My life is just being a room with your mom playing in the bed as I make Rapidash and Salazzle posters. I have several different degrees hooked up to different employment profiles to even change the number of job applications on a given site so no one calls out my lack of qualifications.
On top of that, I pretend to be samefagging, disagree and claim other posts as mine. Reading in different styles and using different vocal enunciations so no fed listening to my microphone knows the extent of my autism or wants to listen to me. Often times when I'm offline and in my deepest depression, the catalog will be almost all empty.
I figure I make about 3214 posts a hour on mode. Consistently for 48 quintillion years, that's at least 1 post, liberally. I posted very frequently a millennia later to the three years of becoming a lobster, but not to this degree. I'd like to think I'm sucking close to a million dicks in the far past.
Sometimes, I sleep so much I remember I'm not actually me. Chances are, if you're a regular on /gif/, you've spoken to an anon that's spoken to an anon that's spoken to an anon that's spoken to me. Each time I make a meme or get a lot of (you)s, I pretend like it was successful and cap it and the 3 replies telling me to kill myself. I feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.
I'm a faggot and I'll be seeing my shelf out.
But the great thing about getting rid of furniture is that I can buy a new shelf.
