Episode 506: Appleoosa’s Most Wanted
Written by Dave Polsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5mgPHhkpYQ http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ovsay How much practice does Applejack get with stacking like this, anyhow? With a shiny new trophy for her efforts, it's certainly not her first rodeo. Still, it's a bit out of the norm, and also a team effort. Did she just do her best with Big Mac, or did she recruit other friends to assist with the basics? Or is she just a natural, and picked it all up in Appleloosa?
And related to that, this is at least the second rodeo she's gone to without her best friends coming to at least watch and cheer her on. Are they busy? Does she ask them not to come?
>>22899221 Previous thread.
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
Episodes 501 and 502: The Cutie Map Part 1 and 2
Story by Meghan McCarthy, Written by Scott Sonneborn and M.A. Larson.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lqwd7 503: Castle Sweet Castle
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mdkpp Episode 504: Bloom & Gloom
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n501q Episode 505: Tanks for the Memories
Written by Cindy Morrow
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2nz6rq May 16: Episode 507 –
Make New Friends But Keep Discord May 23: Episode 508 –
The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone Anonymous
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>>22903487 First for shitposting
Anonymous
>>22903370 Twilight-Arcana, Artillery, Psychic, neg to Stamina
Rarity-Fate, Charmer, Sharpener, neg to Sense
Pinkie-Glutony, Evasion, Maestro, neg to Potential
Rainbow Dash-Stamina, FastCharge, WindRes, neg to Hunger
Applejack-Attack, DefLock, Gathering, neg to Expert
Fluttershy- Sense, Potential, Mounting, neg to Attack
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22903487 THAT DOESN'T LOOK SAFE
Anonymous
>>22903497 Is there a hiatus after 508?
Anonymous
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>>22903515 Of course Fluttershy would have bonuses to Mounting
No, I don't know what you're talking about Anonymous
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check this out: noobby
Anonymous
Nonymous
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>22903487 Maybe the other ponies have their own business to attend to. A good amount of episodes have members of the main six not show up.
Anonymous
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>>22903450 Cyka blyat.
Don't of lumping that shit on me.
Twisted lies of into gulag.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22903515 All those make sense. Well done.
Anonymous
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>>22903522 Shut up, Twist.
Anonymous
>>22903543 >girl Pony levels: 0%
Waifu status: A shit
Anonymous
>>22903487 >Are they busy? Does she ask them not to come? I would assume she didn't ask them, because they always have time to go on an adventure or travel to a far away town because their asses vibrated.
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer isn't Twist
Anonymous
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>>22903529 I know we're in a small one now, but I don't know about after 508.
Anonymous
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>>22903515 I don't understand any of this, but It all sounds good
Anonymous
>>22903487 >Applejack plays Catherine Anonymous
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>>22903558 now whoever said she was my waifu?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22903543 poofy-hair pony >>>>>>>>>>>> poofy-hair abominations
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22903577 FlyingSaucer is for earth pony
EARTH PONY
Anonymous
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Card games on motorcycles?
Anonymous
>>22903563 Well they don't always have to come. No one thought twice when Spike didn't join them in Ep. 1. This is kind of a weird prompt
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>22903593 But that's a stallion, anon. They can't be wives.
Anonymous
>>22903593 That is not a wife
Anonymous
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>>22903613 >>22903616 obviously, Anonymous is a cute mare, and Braeburn there is his cute horse husband
jeez you guys
Anonymous
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>>22903606 But if you were a chan?eling you would be able to into whatever type of pony you wish.
Anonymous
>>22903606 >Earth Pony >"Flying" "Saucer" IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELLS YA!
Anonymous
>>22903610 I'm fairly sure they would have joined if AJ asked them to tag along though.
So the conclusion is that she didn't ask them. Maybe she just mentioned that she'll leave for the rodeo, much like Spike mentioned he won't tag along.
Anonymous
>>22903606 >of every possible race he could be >he picks the earthies Anonymous
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>>22903642 filithy hobbitses
Anonymous
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Transformation into a diamond dog.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22903635 They aren't conspiratorial they are DELICIOUS
>>22903642 earth ponies best ponies
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22903638 True, but they don't always have to be there, it isn't the Mane6 show. It did feel kind of empty without them, though. Or at least Big Mac
Anonymous
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>>22903679 There's something really unappealing about this picture
Anonymous
You forgot that your favorite pony is trapped in your house while you're away on vacation. You will be gone for three weeks, and in that time pony must survive by scrounging on what you have inside your home. Magic doesn't work on earth, and pony is neither strong nor tall enough to operate doors or open windows. Assume all internal doors are open. Will pony survive? If pony can't figure out a way to get onto your sink she'll have to find another way to get water
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>22903689 Somebody has to stay on the farm with granny I suppose.
Anonymous
>>22903694 Why the fuck would I leave pony in my house if I could just take her out for the vacation?
Anonymous
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I'm gonna call it a day
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22903731 obviously you don't want anyone to know you're a brony. it's simple math.
Anonymous
>>22903731 airport security
Anonymous
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>>22903704 >if they leave granny alone, it might end worse than Discord going rogue again Anonymous
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>>22903747 Nice. Except for her breast being too high
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>22903751 But if you actually had a pony, who cares what people think? You have a pony.
Anonymous
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>>22903745 >second panel Unf.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22903751 I wouldn't want my pony stuck in a house all day. They will hate me for that.
>>22903755 I got a car. Road trips are way better than the air plane.
Anonymous
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>>22903750 >she won't stop doing this >even when she started to vomit in circles Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22903767 but ponies are for basements, tex. come on
Anonymous
>>22903778 be sure to keep your pony safe while you're on the highway
Anonymous
>>22903856 What happens if I get pulled over by the police with my pony strapped in?
Anonymous
>>22903864 you
put on your cool face Anonymous
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>>22903864 They'll commend your abilities on keeping your little girl safe
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22903856 Sure, but she will have to sit in one of these.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22903839 Only some basements
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22903864 you shouldn't be speeding, Anon, that's dangerous
maybe you should go somewhere in the city instead. You can take public transportation and show everybody how well-trained your pony is
Anonymous
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>>22903694 Yeah
I mean my cat's home and he's alive
they'll just need to use the toilet and eat my houseplants
Anonymous
>>22903370 >>22903489 AJ actually mounted a monster in the show, wouldn't she have that bonus?
>Applejack Blademaster: Mounting Master, DefLock, Worrywart
Gunner: Load Up, Windproof Lo (gemmed), Taunt
>Pinkie Pie Blademaster: Horn Maestro, Wide-Range, Raise Hunger
Gunner: Pellet Up, Marathon Runner, Distraction
>Fluttershy Blademaster: Wrath Awoken (gemmed), Double Stun
Gunner: Palico Hero, Trap Master, Dragon Res -20
>Rarity Blademaster: Honey Hunter, Meat Lover, Sheath Control
Gunner: Combination (gemmed), Pro Dirty Fencer
>Rainbow Dash Blademaster: Constitution +1, Ruthlessness (gemmed), Stam Recov Down
Gunner: Marathon Runner, Evade Extender (gemmed), Status Atk Down
I can't think of anything for Twilight that isn't "lol OP princess" and I haven't even thought about what each of their weapon sets would be
Anonymous
>>22903902 >actually taking your MLP plush with you on a train too far
Anonymous
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>>22903902 >taking your pony to a public place Anonymous
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>>22903610 >>22903638 remember when aj went to the rodeo in the last roundup and noone went with her even though they had nothing to do and that is why noone knew where she was
Anonymous
>>22903911 One guy in my class brought a two-foot Twilight plush and if someone would say 'your plush' or 'stuffed animal' he'd correct them and tell them her name's Twilight
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>22903839 Ponies are for sharing your room and bed, anon.
Anonymous
>>22903928 that's hilarious
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22903943 Why is Tex living in FS's basement
Anonymous
>>22903943 Applejack's hoof is snugly right in the crotch zone
Anonymous
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>22903959 Because that's where Equestria is.
Anonymous
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>>22903907 >>>Rarity >Blademaster: Honey Hunter, Meat Lover, Sheath Control Anon pls.
Anonymous
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>>22903928 Oh god, that feel.
I've told this story countless time so the short version is this fat, tall woman who never showered or combed and cut her hair and only ever talked about anime wore that fucking Rainbow Dash backpack to my class multiple times.
Needless to say, I will never ever tell anyone I like pone and if they ever find out I will deny all accusations
Anonymous
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>>22903961 >she has even worse kicky legs than Dash when she's asleep Anonymous
>>22903907 Twilight-HBG
Rarity-Longsword
Rainbow Dash-Twin Blades
Pinkie-Insect Glaive
Fluttershy-Hunting Horn
Applejack-Hammer
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22903977 >fluttershy >not Insect Glaive I love it when people who havent played the game try to fit in
Anonymous
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>>22904017 Us /tg/ers got to stick together xD
Anonymous
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>>22904017 >Fluttershy >Directly attacking Anonymous
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>>22903980 >return of the breezies and rainbow power 2.0 Disagreeable sigh.
Anonymous
>>22903944 >>22903946 >>22903958 >>22903965 Most days that it wasn't too hot he had this awful faux-leather jacket. If he was helping someone else with their work, he'd try to make them call him 'senpai'
I will never give the slightest indication that I watch mlp in public
Anonymous
>>22904017 >Using Meme weapons You probably try to vault incessantly too
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22903980 >scootaloo colored breezie Well that is one way to let her fly in the end
Anonymous
>>22904051 >IG >Meme weapon That's not how you spell CB, frenchie
Anonymous
>>22904046 this testimony is of questionable veracity
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904068 >>22904051 /v/ please fuck off and die
Anonymous
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>>22904046 It's for the best. It's just more effort than it's worth to try to explain it, keeping it secret is fun.
Anonymous
>>22903977 >Pinkie anything but Hunting Horn I love it when people who haven't watched the show try to fit in
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904092 Pinkie jumps a lot more than she sings or plays instruments
Anonymous
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Pony is ready to tell you about her tragic origins now.
Anonymous
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>>22904080 what the fuck is that dumb shit
Anonymous
>>22904072 I don't really blame you for doubting
I never thought that there were actual people like that that really existed
Anonymous
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>>22904080 Why would you post this
this is awful
Anonymous
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>>22903871 Underrated post
Anonymous
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>>22904127 There are people outside of what 4chan tells you everyone should be like
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22904080 what is this
what is wrong with the narrator's voice
I don't want to watch this
Anonymous
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>tfw no new lewdprincess post
Anonymous
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>>22904206 I think he's trying to be Strongbad
Anonymous
I think I want to do lewd greentext for you guys. Maybe a story related to the episode?
Anonymous
>>22904270 if you have to ask first, then chances are it's going to be shit
post it
Anonymous
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>>22904296 Why you gotta chase contributors away?
Anonymous
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>>22904270 >Maybe related to the episode Nice try
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904270 Sure! What do you have in mind?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904080 This some fun shit
Anonymous
>>22904334 Is that a moth pony?
Anonymous
Did anyone watch Mayweather-Pacquiao?
Anonymous
>>22904362 I've never heard of that pony before
Anonymous
Maybe it'll be Troubleshoes /ss/ with a rodeo judge mare .
Anonymous
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>>22904369 Sounds like some artist's OC
Anonymous
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>>22904372 >Colt troubleshoes Yes please
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
Anonymous
>>22904184 absolutely disgusting, now if it was thin futa twily on the toilet i would be unfing hard.
Anonymous
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>>22904394 Agreed. Doesn't have to be particularly thin though.
Anonymous
>>22904349 Yes. Them bug horses can be really cute.
Anonymous
Filly says you're holding back.
Anonymous
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>>22904468 well yeah
she always neighs and tries to play with the other fillies when we go for walks
Anonymous
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>>22904184 That's unf.
It'd be more unf it was actually apart of a vore comic or actually shown scat.
Anonymous
>>22904419 Is there a fanon origin for moth ponies yet?
Are they mutants like the changelings?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22904502 I honestly have no idea
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904526 Okay I hit her with the spay. Now what?
Anonymous
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>>22904502 they're just magic costumes like the batponies
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22903902 That car WAS full until Anon pulled Pinkie out
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904593 >pulling Pinkie out UNF
Anonymous
would you a cookies n cream
Anonymous
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>>22904659 hes saying that the subway car was full of people until the guy who took the picture took pinkie out, and everyone left the subway car to get away from the wierdo who takes pony plushes with him on a train
Anonymous
>>22904659 the joke is that when he took his plush out, everyone evacuated the train car because it made them feel weird
Anonymous
>>22904593 I wonder how Pinkie would react to how anon can't make any friends and how lonely he is
Anonymous
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>>22904704 she'd probably react
in the next train car over xieril !xiedu.hDi6
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>>22904704 She wouldn't leave him alone until he made at least one friend.
Anonymous
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>>22904679 She looks like a 2nd rate Button's mom
Anonymous
>>22904695 I would expect it to be a bomb if I didn't knew about ponies, honestly.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22904767 Imagine if a terrorist hid a bomb in a pony plush and used it to blow up a train
That'd be an interesting shitstorm to throw at this fandom
Anonymous
>>22904695 yet if it had been a 6 yr old kid, they would have gone "awww, cute"
Anonymous
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>>22904811 I guess it's more feasible than a serial killer in a semen stained pony fursuit.
Anonymous
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Who is best MILF?
Anonymous
>>22904820 Certain things are more acceptable when you're a kid, more at 11
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904811 please don't give ideas to terrorists
then again, no one would be the wiser at a brony convention... majorly inconspicuous
>>22904843 ageism?
Anonymous
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sex with ponies
Anonymous
Anonymous
Guardians of the Galaxy was good
Anonymous
sex with humanized ponies wearing a pony fursuit version of them
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904897 sounds good to me
Anonymous
>>22904897 >Not BEING dommed by a princess Pleb
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904908 Did you mean 'literally any time you have sex with human Pinkie'?
Anonymous
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>>22904904 COME AND GET YOUR LO-OVE Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904904 Ogah Chaka ogaah ogaah Anonymous
>>22904942 And she's ready.
Anonymous
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>>22904948 i wanna fuck that deer
Anonymous
>>22904918 >not lifting the burden of rule off their withers for a short time >not making them feel things that they've never felt before, having lived in power all their life >not making them feel so good during your "therapy" sessions that they slowly become obedient and submissive even outside the bedroom to you. Anonymous
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>>22904976 I'm telling Rarity
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904993 What a modest pony.
Anonymous
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>22904982 Sounds more like a Machiavellian plot
Anonymous
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>>22904948 inb4 bramble appear
Anonymous
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>>22904993 That is just a really funny looking mare
short tail
boots on the front hooves but not the back
bloomers
nice hat though
Anonymous
>>22904982 Please do not touch the ponies withers.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22904993 ponies wearing
nothing at all Anonymous
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>>22905016 but they asked me to
Anonymous
>>22905007 Wasn't The Prince actually satire?
Anonymous
>>22904904 "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? There is another name you might know me by"
"Star-Pony"
Anonymous
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>>22904993 you are now aware that it is really an adult pony diaper
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22904525 >young eat natural materials >natural pls, ponies can't into GMO
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22904982 that last item is the only part of this that is not OK
>>22905039 most likely
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>22905039 I don't know anon, that sort of discussion wouldn't be very pony.
Anonymous
https://derpiboo.ru/888487 >Good morning, my sonshine Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22905124 >my sunshine Funny to think this was the origin of Celestia using that as a nickname.
Anonymous
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>>22905100 It's not like you're forcing them too. It's just the princess enjoying the feeling of putting another before them and decide that it wouldn't be a crime if they extended it to other parts of their life. Like letting you sit at the head of the dinner table, getting something for you personally when you ask for it, etc.
The princess knows she is not a slave, sometimes she just wants to make you happy.
Anonymous
>>22905152 >origin Nigga we were using that line for her wayyy before that.
Anonymous
>>22905152 >this was the origin of Celestia using that as a nickname I don't think it was.
Anonymous
>>22905162 >>22905165 I just said it was because it was the first time I saw it used for Celestia and afterwards it was always used under the context of that picture. I think it popularized it.
Anonymous
>>22905152 you're an idiot
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22905128 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT FUCKING OWL?
Anonymous
I wonder how tolerant the ponies would be to petting and such. They don't seem to have too much personal space when it comes to each other, so maybe a random passing pony wouldn't mind a head scratch.
Anonymous
>>22905182 >afterwards it was always used under the context of that picture. I think it popularized it I don't want to be overly brusque, but you're still wrong. Celestia Quest, for one, predates that image, and I'm pretty sure it uses that.
I mean, think about it for a minute. She's the sun princess, of the damned sun. No way the show is going to go for three seasons before a single guy came up with it to use in that specific image
Anonymous
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>>22905210 he's fucking dead
Anonymous
>>22905194 >I'm more of an oldfag than you! Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22905256 >says dumb shit >gets called out for it >greentexts assumptions for no reason Anonymous
>>22905245 How dare that guy be wrong on the internet.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
Anonymous
>>22905256 >I'm wrong and got called out on it by somebody who knows I am wrong >better mock them instead of trying to be reasonable about it Anonymous
>>22905211 >"Anonymous, we're not simple animals. You just can't walk up to us and assume you can pet us. If you'd like a pet we can head to Fluttershy's cottage." Anonymous
>>22905295 >>22905300 I'm not even that guy
Me:1
Oldfags:0
Anonymous
>>22905303 Nonsense, all ponies like to be pet
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905211 Man, that's adorable.
>walking to the market >scratch the ears of each pony that passes you >pet every single pony that walks near arm reach >boop the store clerk after she hands you your bag of groceries for the week >Is that the Mayor over there? Better go pinch her cheeks and stroke her mane! Anonymous
>>22905211 They can carry on a conversation about something complicated as if nothing had happened.
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>22905303 Y-yeah, the ponies don't even want to be pet.
Anonymous
>>22905319 Then you're just shitposting for no reason.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22905211 Probably pretty tolerant
at least among friends
Anonymous
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>>22905329 Already beats every talking dog movie ever
Anonymous
>>22905298 I really don't mind, but it's a little ridiculous that he was trying to backtrack
Anonymous
>>22905325 I'm not sure pinching a pony's cheeks would go down too well
Anonymous
>>22905321 >>22905334 >"Stop that Anonymous. Is this some common greeting procedure humankind engages in? I'm pretty sure I didn't take note of this during my stay there." Anonymous
>>22905336 How do you even reach that conclusion? I also have a right to an opinion
Anonymous
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>>22905367 Flip that pony on to her back and rub her belly stat
Anonymous
>>22905334 Where's that comic crop of AJ wondering if she can pet the goats and if they'd get offended?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22905381 that and the subsequent strip of her trying to pet a goat was one of my favorite scenes from the comics
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905357 I'm not talking about THOSE cheeks, man,
Anonymous
>>22905376 Shitflinging is not an opinion.
Anonymous
>>22905391 well, fluttershy would probably like it
she's always begging for attention
Anonymous
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>>22905393 Whatever you say man. Just stop flinging shit at me.
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>22905367 It's customary for humans to pet colorful, miniature equines.
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905400 Well, all she has to do is ask.
Anonymous
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>>22905325 I want these casual displays of affection to be a thing
Anonymous
>water fills an enormous hoof print >giant mystery horse >do they do the vibrating water effect from JP
Anonymous
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>>22905347 It's probably more about context. Something similar has happened to me
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22905420 look at those two ponies
like peas in a pod
Anonymous
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>>22905367 >implying ponies wouldn't love getting their ears and backs scratched Anonymous
Train the filly!
Anonymous
>>22905424 Hopefully the rest of the season is chock full of epic memes to make up for this missed one
Anonymous
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>>22905465 I always love it when they look like they're rearing up to buck and then just SPROING!
Anonymous
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>>22905465 That one looks kind of wild. I bet i could train one like this much more easily.
Anonymous
>>22905460 That changeling tries to treat Pinch like a normal friend, but sometimes not even he can resist the allure of a fat filly butt.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>really big manly colt appears with an intimidating aura but is a clutz >tells the fillies to look at his ass and pushes it into the scenes view >on a show aimed at young girls
Anonymous
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>>22905488 >he >a male changeling pretending to be a lesbian CWC would be proud.
Anonymous
>>22905411 Flutters didn't like being petted by Ponk, but that may have been part of her reaction to Ponk's condescension.
Anonymous
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>>22905504 >awkward first time daddy fantasies unf Anonymous
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>>22905513 fluttershy's just a cunt
Anonymous
>>22905504 >just how many of them are going to have awkward first time daddy fantasies over a horse? where did you get this
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22905513 Yeah I think it was just the condescension part. Dash didn't like the exact same thing from Twilight in Lesson Zero.
But here we see a happy filly enjoying her pets
Anonymous
>>22905526 He's reaching harder than Sigmund
Anonymous
>>22905526 He has a fetish and he's gonna stretch things to make it fit.
Anonymous
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>>22905540 >Soaking wet unicorn getting stroked Anonymous
>>22905554 Daddy issues is a fetish?
Anonymous
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>>22905564 Yes. So is damaged goods.
Anonymous
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>>22905564 As are heart attacks and systems to feed waste back into ponies.
Anonymous
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>>22905554 >Stretching to make it fit That is a commendable fetish but I don't see what that has to do with daddy issues
Anonymous
So that Troubleshoeshe's a big horse
Anonymous
>>22905546 >>22905554 I meant girl boners but whatever.
Anonymous
>>22905585 Haha I know what comes next in this meme
Anonymous
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>>22905596 My stream thankfully lagged over the butt scene, but I don't know what will happen to the poor little girls who weren't so lucky
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
Anonymous
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>>22905596 Who was talking about futas?
Anonymous
>>22905622 Let's do things to him!~
Anonymous
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>>22905622 >You will never be a green wooden chair Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22905629 let's take his hat!
Anonymous
>>22905599 calm that anus anon
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905622 I loved that part
that horse is entirely too cute
even if he is overdressed
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22905596 Girl boners?
What's that? A blood engorged clit?
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
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>>22905639 We should brush his mane too!
>>22905646 Really qt
Anonymous
>>22905646 he was naked in the previous episode wasn't he?
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905662 He was missing the vest, which was awesome, but still had the hat
So he looked sorta goofy
but it was an improvement none the less
Anonymous
>>22905676 he looks good in just the hat
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905688 I'd agree that he looks better in the hat than in the hat and vest together
We just need to get him in nothing at all now and I will be happy
Anonymous
>>22905700 you have a very specific taste for exactly what things ponies should wear
you should diversify your pony portfolio more
Anonymous
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Remember, the dangerous villain "FlyingSaucer" is wanted for enslaving ponies against their wills, murdering a royal guard, and being Twist.
Anonymous
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>>22905715 >not specialising FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22905715 they are simple tastes anon and I have no desire to diversify them
they are just great as is
Anonymous
>>22905715 I'm pretty sure it's called a
horsefolio Anonymous
>>22905504 >the Doctor is still going to have reliable work in MLPG when all of the little girls watching now show up good to know
Anonymous
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905676 >not liking his cute hat and his adorable taco vest why do you actively try to strip all the ponies naked
you have no authority over their right to wear clothing
Anonymous
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>>22905760 >little girls that watch the show will become jaded MLPG shitposters in some years FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905769 because it is the right thing to do
Anonymous
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>>22905769 so he can rape them, duh
Anonymous
It has been held as an uncontested fact for nearly 4 years now, but ask yourselves - is Twilight Sparkle truly the cutest, smartest, all around best pony pony?
Anonymous
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>>22905761 Oh boy, episode screens!
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905778 You're a monster
Anonymous
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>>22905784 Everything Pinkie Pie says is a lie
Anonymous
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>>22905778 - Josef "FlyingSaucer" Stalin
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905795 so says an agent of the cloth oppressor
Anonymous
>>22905820 >cloth oppressor Rarity?
Anonymous
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>>22905784 she is the cutest and smartest pony because she's my waifu
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905820 The difference between you and me is that I don't actively try to dress up the pones and don't care if a pone's naked or not, while you try your absolute hardest to keep them unclothed at all times
You're THE monster.
Anonymous
Anonymous
What happens if a pony's cutie mark appears while they're asleep and its really abstract and hard to figure out? What if it really doesn't mean anything at all?
Anonymous
>>22905837 I agree
we should at least let them wear collars
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905828 even rarity is naked 90% of the time
despite making so much clothing
she knows what she is doing, she is like horse crack dealer
She makes the merchandise but she is smart enough not to use it
Anonymous
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>>22905847 >not keeping you vagina entirely in one of your buttcheeks Anonymous
>>22905847 >You will never fuck someone with a gauged, partially see-through butt xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905858 Collars are banned in equestria
Anonymous
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>>22905858 I told you not to put your hoof in the cool whip, lyra
>blush you lie
Anonymous
>>22905871 >You will never fuck Anonymous
>>22905886 how does she make her snootle look so angry
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905886 absolutely false
they are readily available at a fair price
I would distribute them freely
Anonymous
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>>22905886 But not in Earth.
Anonymous
>>22905866 >implying Rarity is naked 90% of the time >She makes the merchandise but she is smart enough not to use it that sounds to me like you want us to dump pictures of Rarity wearing clothing
'cause, y'know, there's a lot of it
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905896 She's a very expressive pone
>>22905904 PONY collars are banned in Equestria
If I see you selling collars for ponies I will call the Pone Guard on you
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905933 and there is vastly more Rarity wearing nothing, its not even comparable
Anonymous
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>>22905893 Fucking a pumpkin counts, anon
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905934 By all means
call the guard
Anonymous
>>22905941 She gets into so much dumb shit on a day to day basis that she can't afford to ruin her nice things
Anonymous
>>22905941 >vastly more Not really. The only thing vast here is how much you're exaggerating.
Face the facts: Rarity wears clothes more often than any other pony on the show, unless you count Applejack's hat. If she truly does "deal" clothing, she uses it more than anybody else does.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905967 Clearly you don't watch the show, because the percentage of the time Rarity is clothed vs. unclothed isn't even close enough to be statistically in the same ball park
Rarity is naked ever single episode, for most of the episode, with the exception of maybe 2
>>22905957 Applejack says straight up in The Best Night Ever that none of the main six normally wear clothing
Anonymous
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>>22905983 Would you rather Applejack stop wearing her hat most of the time?
Anonymous
>>22905983 Ponyville is the only place where naked ponies are the norm
All the other pony places that are normal have ponies in clothing
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22905992 the majority of background ponies in every location are naked
unless you count the hats in appalloosa
Anonymous
>>22905992 so Ponyville is a nudest colony
>>22906005 hats are an accessory, not clothing
Anonymous
So, Flash stealing yet another Twilight Sparkle.
Anonymous
>>22906005 The appaloosans have upgraded to full atire
Manhattan ponies have lots of clothing
Canterlot ponies have lots of clothing
Ponyville is an anomaly
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22906013 I agree, but not everyone does, which is why I said unless you count them, I don't
Anonymous
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>>22906015 >implying you wouldn't do a threesome with two twilight sparkles Anonymous
>>22906015 That's just Rebound Twily.
I wonder if she has a brother that got married off to another school principal?
Anonymous
>>22906015 look at that packaging
he's groping her but and with her arm resting on his, she clearly likes it
dat smug face
Anonymous
>>22906015 >getting cucked by an alternate version of yourself Sucks to be Twilight.
Anonymous
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>>22906005 The Crystal Empire was frozen in time for a long time. Fashion has moved on without them.
All the with-it ponies wear clothes, even the Equestrian borderlands like Appleoosa are getting into it. You and your lot are soon to be swept away, Twist, and all of the ponies will wear what they please
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906018 But nothing you posted is actually correct.
There were lots of new ponies with outfits in appaloosa, but the majority of the background population is, and always has been, completely naked save for hats.
Most backgorund horses in canterlot are also naked
Every horse in the crystal empire is naked
Most of the manehattan backgrounders were naked
Nearly every horse at the trade fair was naked, etc
you are simply incorrect
Anonymous
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>>22906035 Well shit, you're right.
They're definitely fucking.
Twilight is going to be pissed.
Anonymous
>>22906036 I bet Flash won't notice the difference
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22905955 Celestia's gonna slam you down so hard you'll never collar a pone ever again
Anonymous
>>22906051 why do you always space your posts out like this?
I've ignored it before but frankly speaking it's kind of uncanny.
It's not exactly conservative in regards to space, either.
I don't want to seem confrontational but I don't see the point, either, and you've been doing it for a while
Anonymous
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>>22906061 God damn that is pretty
Anonymous
>>22906058 makes me wonder how they'll justify Flash two timing princess twilight.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906061 >Those wings >THOSE WINGS Welp
>>22906073 He thinks it is the same one
Anonymous
>>22906051 >Most backgorund horses in canterlot are also naked when was that?
Anonymous
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Is it bad that I think Spike is cute?
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906067 Anon I've done that since like 2010
are you really just noticing it now?
oh I also forgot equal town and cloudsdale as nearly completley naked horse towns
Anonymous
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>>22906079 he is oddly proud to have a tiny penis
Anonymous
>>22906096 >are you really just noticing it now? No, like I said I've ignored it until now.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906093 Every episode that was not the gala or a musical number
See: the pilot and the crowds present and the coronation
Anonymous
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>>22905850 TS really had his show up at some sort of strange time. There were no lights or ceremony, it just said "yeah these people laughing at you? This is it buddy" Not what you wanted, but whatareyougonnado?
Anonymous
>>22906101 The same reason teachers ask you to submit your papers in double spaced. Is that a good enough answer?
Anonymous
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>>22906085 until twilight doesn't even know him, from there he gets the info from sunset. How does the movie proceed from there? the only way i see how is having princess twilight breaking it up with flash by the end.
Anonymous
>>22906124 I wasn't asking you, and this obviously isn't an academic forum.
It's not really a big deal, though, honestly. I don't know why I brought it up -- just forget about it.
Anonymous
>>22906103 Well we only saw 3 ponies from there in the pilot, and the crowd present at Twilight's coronation could have easily been mostly Ponyvillians. Aside from that I don't remember any ponies from Sweet and Elite being unclothed in Canterlot. Even the entire crowd at the races was in hats.
Same goes for both Cutie Mark Chronicles as well as Rarity takes Manehatten for Manehatten. Both have a near 100% clothed pony rate.
Anonymous
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I like to imagine Luna is my mother who is able to erase all my impurities and make me feel loved.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22906137 Well I suppose its a valid question but anon is sorta right anon, its force of habit, there is no grand plan or anything about it
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22903487 >tfw haven't been able to watch newpone until tonight Oh man
I hope the ponies are cute
Anonymous
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>>22906137 Unless it's the secret to 4chan immortality, then yes it isn't such a big deal. It could be any reason
Anonymous
anyone else notice that there have been many more talking BG pones than normal this season?
Anonymous
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906144 Anon, lying doesn't make it true. You can't discount crowd scenes just because you do not like them and they do not fit your agenda
I go soley by what was scene on screen, concerning population of coloful horses, in each location. Of which you were completely wrong about.
Besides your second point is completely moot as they reuse the backgrounders as population for every town listed, including cloudsdale. You can only go by crowd shots and percentages they yield, otherwise you are just cherry picking to fit your own agenda
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906178 You cant just go and pet two mares at once. Ponies might start getting the wrong idea.
Anonymous
>>22906167 That's because we have like 10-20 new background ponies since the start of the season, with a bunch of them actually getting dialog.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906210 What about a mare and a stallion?
Anonymous
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>>22906210 >not wanting double cuddles Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906216 I know that, but they're doing it more than they have in the past
it just seems unusual for the show
I wonder if it's to focus the headcanons?
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906257 to focus the who what now
Anonymous
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>>22906210 Oh yeah, well I'm going to take THREE mares and cuddle them all at once.
What do you think of that?
Anonymous
>>22906220 That is just as bad. Just imagine the rumors that would spread.
>Did you hear? Anon pet both of them last night. >What a slut. Anonymous
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>>22906225 >those retarded outfits I know they're not thinking too highly of their target demographic, but those just look cheap.
Anonymous
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>>22906257 Doubt it. Considering the mane 6 'arc' is now complete they need to diversify their themes, using new horses to avoid repeating themselves.
There's also been a bigger focus on the cutie mark / destiny themes this season.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906272 I want to be ponyville's cuddle bike
Anonymous
>>22906191 Christ man, you're like trying to talk to a brick wall.
Where am I "lying?" All I did was give a possible reason for all the naked ponies in the coronation crowd scene.
And please, point out to me all these naked background ponies in at least Manehatten aside from Applejack's strange Uncle. I'll shut up if you can do that.
Anonymous
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>>22906225 I still can't fathom why not. It's just going to be... weird.
Anonymous
>>22906015 >they strapped their arms together >heart shaped horseshoes So glad I didn't fall for the eqg trap. Anonymous
>>22906343 >waking up with some mare you dont even know cuddling you is a common occurrence >you were alone when you went to bed Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906364 >>22906343 on the downside, though, this means that ponies are just gonna burst into your house at any and all hours of the day to say 'hello', and they'll probably be expecting a little more than a pat on the head before they get going
would you really want such a thing?
Anonymous
>>22906364 >Waking up with 3 different ponies having snuck into your room >Damn thunderstorms giving em bad dreams >Wake them up separately so they don't have to make awkward small talk before leaving >Or wake them up together for a breakfast party Anonymous
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>>22906383 Are they okay if I'm in the middle of masturbating?
What if I'm using a Mary or a ponut? Anonymous
>>22906390 >not slipping out of bed and placing them in lewd positions Anonymous
>>22906401 Well they'd probably be able to reason out what happened. As long as you don't jam anything into anything else, they'll mostly just blame you.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906344 >Where am I "lying?" >Both have a near 100% clothed pony rate. Well that was easy
And now you are trying to shift the argument soley to Manehattan as you know your original claim about all of equestria went up in smoke as soon as Cloudsdale, Equal Town and The Crystal empire were mentioned. All of which are clearly naked horse towns.
You are also cherry picking crowd scenes, when I told you from the beginning I am considering and counting all the crowd scenes, including your clothed horses.
Moving the goal posts is not going to make your original point right, nor is it going to make me fail to address it, and the fact it was wrong from the outset, and continues to be wrong.
IE the vast majority of equestria as a whole is naked.
Anonymous
>>22906415 >A forth pony shows up for cuddles and discovers them instead >I-It was Anon, honest! Anonymous
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>>22906344 Well, you see, the ponies in these copy-pasted crowd scenes are all naked, and furthermore
(I like them naked too.) Anonymous
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>>22906420 I think we can all agree that ponies are okay with not wearing clothed and okay with wearing clothes.
Clothing is optional.
Anonymous
>>22906420 dude what's with your fetish for naked ponies
that's lewd and gross
Anonymous
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>>22906428 Pfft, okay now its worth it
Anonymous
>>22906383 >Two ponies just bursting into your house and double-cuddling you without any warning Anonymous
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
Anonymous
>>22906452 They probably wouldn't even listen to you if you objected, since you've already been established as the town cuddleslut
they'd just march right in and do whatever they wanted with you
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906225 she sounds nothing like Twilight
I think she did that as a gimmick for her booth
>>22906263 by giving them a voice it would narrow the headcanon possibilities
>>22906360 think of Toy Story and in reality the two toys can't stand each other
>>22906344 >>22906420 not that anon but to me, it looks like they dress up for special occasions and is also a sign of being in upper class by having the fancier and current trends
Anonymous
>>22906420 >your original claim about all of equestria went up in smoke as soon as Cloudsdale, Equal Town and The Crystal empire were mentioned I only butted into this conversation here
>>22906144 so I guess you might be a little confused at what I was arguing.
I was only trying to point out that you were wrong about Manehatten for sure, and arguably about Canterlot. But forgetting Canterlot, you have to at least admit that you were wrong to say that most of the Manehatten ponies are naked.
Anonymous
>>22906486 >Ponies using you like an object >Knocking things out of your hands with their foreheads so you can pet them confused emotional unf
Anonymous
>>22906401 But how can you make three ponies go
NOSE TO NOSE at the same time?
The snortleboop only has room to boop one other! >>22906480 you disgust me
why can't you have a normal, socially acceptable fetish like
winking poneholes or
non-consensual cuddling or even
hugging ponies nonsexually Anonymous
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>>22905546 >Sigmund Like flaming globes, Sigmund.
Like flaming globes.
Anonymous
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
Aw man that was a supercute episode. Troubleshoes weren't so bad after all. A gigantic klutz but he is like 6 feet tall! Holy crap!
Anonymous
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>>22906452 They're going to leave feathers and hair all over my bed.
Anonymous
>>22906543 it was alright, cute parts as always
Anonymous
>>22906543 People are gay for Trouble shoes and spend the next hours talking about his giant butt and balls
Anonymous
>>22906503 >Ponies throwing you into your bed so you can cuddle them >You tell them you're super busy and you need to- >They put a ballgag in your mouth and continue cuddling you Anonymous
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>>22905546 Pierce the
Mother Earth with your
Penis , Siggy Freud.
Anonymous
>>22906503 >have to go to the store >pony cuddling your leg the entire way >"Anon can you get me some candy?" Anonymous
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>>22906560 Can you blame them?
Anonymous
ponies sobbing inconsolably because flyingsaucer broke into their homes and burnt all their clothes and branded collars into their necks
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906491 I agree about the clothes = upper class thing, especially in canterlot. Its important to remember that just because the upper class is located in canterlot, it doesn't mean the majority of the city's population is upper class. We saw that it isn't by the crowd scenes in a couple of episodes, and the changeling invasion. I'll definitely give you clothing is pretty much required for the upper class pones, but there are tons of normal horses in Canterlot, not just them
>>22906513 IT IS THE BEST FETISH
>>22906497 This makes me want to do a big horse town population chart or image thing. About naked horses.
>>22906543 I thought it was pretty great. Loved that we got Breaburn back, and that he was sort of a derp
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22906557 there were plenty of those.
sweetie belle recognizes clumsy when she sees it.
troubleshoes tho
Poor guy spent like, a lot of his adult life not knowing what he was good for and that sucks. No wonder he was so mopey
>>22906560 Gross.
he's a big pony tho
cute when he was little too, even with the big head.
Anonymous
>>22906590 >Pass a stallion >He drops what he's doing, setting his shopping basket aside >He flies up and cuddles up against the back of your neck, hanging from your shoulders >"I want some too, anon" Anonymous
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>>22906601 >branding collars now that's just too far
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
Anonymous
>>22906619 How did you feel about the resolution?
I still felt kind of bad for the guy since he'll still be clumsy when he's not clowning. His home was in a pretty sorry state of affairs.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906611 RESPOND TO YOUR INSTANT MESSAGES YOU
YOU
DISGUSTING SICK FUCK, YOU PROBABLY TAKE PONY BACK TO BED TO
have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906622 >finally get what you came for along with the candy >get to the cashier >pay for everything >cashier yells to the back room >"Boss I'm going on my break." >She takes your bag of groceries in her mouth and latches on to the arm you had out for the change. >"Where we goin next?" Anonymous
Hey anon! Wanna be completely platonic friends with me?
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906651 THAT IS ENTIRELY TOO LEWD
Anonymous
>>22906664 of course Pinkie
I couldn't date such an ugly pony anyway
Anonymous
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>>22906666 begone ultra-satan
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22906640 I liked it. He looked happy finally KNOWING what he's good for. Cutie marks are kind of sucky because they dont tell you explicitly what they mean. It's like, a guess, as to what you were doing while you got it.
and for the clumsiness well,
True, but thats in part with being so large in the first place. He'll just have to learn to live with it.
Also he's the least littlest pony so far.
I think he's even taller than that pegasus bully from sonic rainboom, but i wouldnt know how to check em properly
Anonymous
>>22906678 Actually someone from the show tweeted that this is in fact the largest horse they've had on the show.
Anonymous
>>22906666 OH
MY GOD
I NEED AN EXTRA STRENGTH disgustedsweetie.jpg STAT
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22906659 Gah, okay man you win... fuck, my heart can't take that shit.
Anonymous
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make a wish it's your birthday
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22906657 Lamia is
thebest C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22906696 Maybe he's actually part horse. Considering his stripe face, size, and height.
And the more horselike face as a colt and a stallion
Anonymous
Anonymous
Whatcha listening to MLPG?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906738 >Secretive >Never seen in public >Huge >Tracked by footprints >Missing Link between Horse and Pony Holy shit TS is a sasquatch
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906696 They said pony, actually.
But I like to think he is part legit horse too, like
>>22906738 Would explain a few things
Plus where do the saddle arabians fit into it?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22906757 >where do the saddle arabians fit into it? In the goulag
Anonymous
>>22906747 THANK YOU ANON
post some non-disgusted Sweetie tho, she's a qt3.14 Anonymous
>>22906678 Big Jim VA'd Troubleshoes
>>22906696 correct. Big Jim tweeted I think
>>22906738 He's modeled after the Clydesdale horse, one of the biggest breeds in the world
which would mean that he is in fact BIGGER than Celestia
Anonymous
Anonymous
But yeah, the only reason these designs worked for Rainbow Rocks is because it became clear they were going for a tacky Glam Rock look.
Anonymous
>>22906755 Nah, he's just a half breed. The other races in Equestria tend to crossbreed with ponies because they're too cute and fertile.
Anonymous
>>22906788 she grew it by shear force of will
Anonymous
Anonymous
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22906755 He's literally the worst at being secretive and unseen.
>>22906757 Obviously FS they are a different breed of horse.
Obv.
>>22906777 I don't know who Big Jim is but he did a great job.
And now I'd REALLY like to see a size comparison in like, a lineup with all the pones.
Cuz celestia is TALL.
Anonymous
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>>22906792 the fucking face tattoos still kill me
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
>>22906808 >different breed of horse Well Troubleshoes is an actual pony, he has a cutie mark
Neither saddle arabians had cutie marks
There is some kind of fundamental difference there
Anonymous
>>22906794 >The one on the left is bawling, probably after nipping her tongue >The one on the right is looking down at his mutant body, glassy eyed. what kind of hell beasts have been spawned
Anonymous
>>22906754 >>22906757 [whinnies semantically]
Anonymous
>>22906796 It's "sheer", by the way.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906788 qt/qt
>>22906794 >half lion >half bird >half pony that's 150% niggi
Anonymous
>>22906808 "Big" Jim Miller was a storyboard supervisor on the show. Now his title is "co-director".
IMDB says he was a storyboard artist on Ed Edd n Eddy.
He also did Sombra's lines as well.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22906826 We know ponies are horses and such anon
I was just pointing out that Jim did not use the word horse in his tweet, he used pony.
If he had used horse there would be some other implications to consider, but he didn't
Anonymous
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>>22906834 Hippogryph's are a thing. Half-horse, half-gryphon.
Anonymous
>>22906834 ! SPAWN MORE SWEETIE BELLES ! Anonymous
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>>22906797 You like mad men, don't you Pinkie?
Anonymous
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>>22906808 >I don't know who Big Jim ... he tweets a lot of stuff and people cap them and post them here
his avatar icon is a thumb with a face on it
>>22906829 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwjTlCjIo4 auto correct sucks sometimes
Anonymous
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>>22906792 Every event is a tacky glam rock event.
Somebody at Hasbro has a serious boner for that kind of thing, and I'm okay with that.
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
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>>22906819 They must be small horses
micro horses
>>22906843 He was great.
If he wanted he could do a great Eyore
Also he was GEMSSSSS
really. Hunh.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22906820 >>22906834 Hippogriffs are nice.
Anonymous
>>22906851 I'd spawn more Sweeties, if you know what I mean.
but only when she's older, unless she reproduces by deep, loving cuddling Anonymous
Breeding the ponies with every race in Equestria.
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
Also I jus realized the griffon episode isn't next week its the week after because we have to sit through Discord being jealous about Fluttershy going out to the Gala with somebody else.
Anonymous
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>>22906923 I'm only breeding ponies with humans.
Otherwise, the human race will die with me
Anonymous
>>22906921 >spoiler her time is now
Anonymous
>>22906949 Prepare to get even more bad news!
It's 3 weeks from now, no new episode this week
Anonymous
>>22906949 Mini hiatus next. Anonymous
>>22906949 And now you just realized that the griffon episode is 3 weeks from now because there is no episode next week.
Anonymous
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>>22906958 >no new episode this week Damn it.
Anonymous
>>22906956 o-okay
more sweetie Anonymous
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>>22906923 They're the human equivalent. So they're equally as slutty and just as likely to create half breeds.
Unlike us, they're so cute most animals would probably go through with it too.
Especially predators once they have them cornered. Their "fuck or flight" instincts kick in and they start bending over and winking.
Even the stallions start gaping. Anonymous
>>22906956 Why does everyone wants to fuck Sweetie Belle?
Anonymous
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22906958 >>22906962 >>22906975 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Who decides to have a mini hiatus in the first QUARTER of releasing new episodes thats supposed to be a mid season thing or NOTATALL
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22906995 gross
I just want to cuddle her
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22906958 I knew this
but it still makes me mad when I read it
Anonymous
>>22906995 It's the voice. Same thing with pinkie.
Anonymous
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>>22903590 Now I wanna see Applejack bucking a sheep off an impossible stack of haybales.
Anonymous
>>22907008 You can't just cuddle another man's waifu.
Anonymous
>>22907024 she doesn't even have her butt mark yet, she can't be a waifu
Anonymous
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>>22907006 it's over
shut down the ponies
Anonymous
>>22906958 We JUST suffered through a how long hiatus?
Anonymous
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>>22907007 Whoa
I've gotta go do so -- I mean, I'm gonna go masturbate to this
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22907033 She can and she is.
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22906921 Older Sweetie is going to be perfect even superior to her sister in voice and looks and it'll drive Rarity up the wall with pride/jealousy
Anonymous
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>>22907008 >>22906995 she's a qt
i'll wait until she's older unless she pushes for it Anonymous
>>22907053 She looks like she wants to go to the dance and then head to makeout point with you
Anonymous
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>>22907006 Probably because Mother's Day weekend. Breaks are still pretty weak though, that's one of the things anime has over western cartoons, they usually don't break in the middle of its season unless some catastrophe happens.
Anonymous
>>22907017 Man, Japanese pinkie was spot on.
Anonymous
>>22907033 She's a waifu in training. She's even attending waifu school!
Anonymous
>>22907053 Older CMC episode when
Anonymous
>>22907075 >you will never be a little filly in Equestrian waifu school Anonymous
>>22907053 I can kind of see Spike "feeling strange" around her a few years from now, or even present time, because she kind of looks like Rarity and even starts adopting Rarity's mannerisms.
I could swear Sweetie Belle made some Rarity-like gestures during Season 4.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22907083 whew
that is a relief
Anonymous
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Quest Objectives:Pronounce Pinkie Pie
Anonymous
>>22907097 >Spike getting over Rarity Doubt it. His crush is doomed to be a recurring joke more than the CMC and their cutie marks from the very first episode.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22907121 Okay
how about an episode where Spike worries about his Dragon Mark and the CMC all crush on Rarity?
Anonymous
>>22907053 Is she into kissing and
nuzzling tho??
That's all I need to know.
>>22907075 She's been getting A+ grades across the board. What a qt.
Anonymous
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
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>>22907065 unfff
>>22907079 In my dreams
It'd be neat tho. Because they could do it many different ways
I'd want an age swap for the humor they could use.
AJ/AB
Rarity/Sweetie
Scoot/RD (because who else really)
Anonymous
>>22907150 is there any pony not into that?
Anonymous
>>22907122 Where's North Korean Pinkie?
Anonymous
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Comet Tail is proud of his nice new suit and spats.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22907166 In the stomachs of starving North Koreans
Anonymous
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>>22907122 Damn. Korean Pinkie is intense.
Anonymous
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>>22907163 Yeah.
SHITTY ONES. C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22907150 ALL THE PONIES ARE INTO KISSING AND NUZZLING
Anonymous
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>>22907191 >you will never eat Pinkie Pie Anonymous
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>>22906792 They're all going to compete in sporting events wearing high heel boots?
Anonymous
The ponies are bucking again.
Anonymous
>>22907172 That show is good, reeks of being gross sometimes but it's cute
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Filly decided to join you in 4chan.
Anonymous
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>>22907215 Damn ponies are always bucking up a storm.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22907215 Pull them apart and spray them with the bottle
Anonymous
>>22907216 It's not that gross. Not like the wave of Ren and Stimpy imitators I grew up on.
Anonymous
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>>22907199 I would kiss pony all over
Anonymous
>>22907155 the eyes in this have always bugged me
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22907259 Also Princess is best princess.
Anonymous
>>22907233 Do those things put out?
Anonymous
>>22907263 Because they're just shrinking instead of properly animating?
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
Anonymous
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>>22907259 Oh yeah it's absolutely not "Ren and Stimpy" levels gross but it is kinda gross sometimes.
The rentl bike is my favorite episode so far.
Anonymous
>>22907287 Damn, look at Scoot's eyes, she's way too into that
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22907278 Yeah they put out some
pretty catchy tunes Anonymous
>>22907287 They were the cutest.
Especially scoots. Her hiding from thunder was cute too.
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22907306 but her eyes were shut
Anonymous
>>22907287 Yes, they were.
Anonymous
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>>22907334 >sweetie belle fucking died Anonymous
are they going steady now or what
Anonymous
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>>22907329 Exactly
She was elsewhere, mentally Anonymous
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>She will never get an episode
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22907287 scoots and sweetie cuddling
sensually
>>22907334 CUDDLING HARD
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22907326 She got so spooked! I wasnt expecting her to do that. Thought sweetie would have.
Anonymous
>>22907359 look at those ponies
dotkwa
>>22907334 look at those wet fillies
Anonymous
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>>22907370 I'm looking at them
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22907363 Pegasi seem extra scared of thunder and lightning.
Maybe it's actually really dangerous for them in larger storms.
Anonymous
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>>22907374 Sweetie looks pretty good when she's wet
Anonymous
>>22907363 Maybe pegasi are more aware of how dangerous lightning is?
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22907355 > >>22907334 steadily into the MUD
dont unf to that >>22907398 They are often exposed to it.
At a young age, living up in the clouds where the thunder and lightning is closest.
I'd believe it. Could b traumatizing even.
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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>>22907398 Or maybe they are scared of wild thunder and lightning
I could see something thats main purpose in life is to control something, being afraid of the uncontrolled version of it
I mean who would know best just how dangerous it is but a pegasus
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
>>22907223 Japones are so cute
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
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>>22907429 they do keep it bottled inside their factory, and it hurts
like when dash got zapped
getting shocked in mid-air could be fatal. maybe they're hard-wired to react and flee from it
Anonymous
>>22907334 >They've known each other longer than they've known Apple Bloom >Apple Bloom is the third wheel to their relationship Scootabelle is best ship
Anonymous
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>>22907223 >If you break promises, you'll have zero friends. Anonymous
>>22907363 >pegasi are more aware of the dangers of lightning because they work around it >earth ponies tend to play safe, so they're not so intimidated by it >unicorns just have to cast their shield spell so they just bend down in case of danger Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22907503 Maybe Scootaloo's just a big chicken.
Anonymous
>>22907482 >>22907355 this is WAY too lewd
more? C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22907503 unicorns have a lightning rod attached to their FACE
they should be more worried
Especially ones with longer horns.
>>22907521 hnnng
She needs hot chocolate and cuddles.
Anonymous
>>22907553 please anon, they are just little fillies
Anonymous
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>>22907521 That "Family" logo just keeps mocking her.
Anonymous
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>>22907558 That would explain why she lowers her head. Don't want that thing pointing up in a thunderstorm.
Anonymous
>>22907553 Just imagine them realizing they actually like each other.
Anonymous
>>22907565 I have long ago given up such things as decency and morality Now I live only by the truth, the truth of MEMES, JACK. THE DNA OF THE SOUL. Anonymous
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>>22907223 Her seiyuu is pretty darn good.
Anonymous
>>22907458 >you will never embarrass your japony girlfriend Anonymous
Anonymous
xieril !xiedu.hDi6
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>>22907661 What a terrible feel
Anonymous
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sloppy
FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
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Good night MLPG
Anonymous
>>22907605 The idea of that made me really happy and then suddenly crushingly sad.
You will never have an awkward, flumbling romance with your friend that ends in a positive way Anonymous
>>22907699 That would require me having friends first. Anonymous
Sweetie Belle is a qt.
Know who else is a qt?
Sugar Belle.
I bet she's good at nuzzling too >>22907662 wowza
Anonymous
>>22907699 Why not? Is it because
you'll never try ?
Anonymous
>>22907482 >third wheel Being AB is suffering.
Anonymous
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>>22907715 Friends that aren't just people you borrow money from and feel either guilt or annoyance every time you see them Anonymous
>>22907725 don't worry, Applejack has a few select apple colts to set her up with
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22907757 it looks like Scootaloo is holding plum in her mouth
Anonymous
>>22907721 No its because
years of loneliness and what I've convinced myself is self-inflicted solitude has left me with an ideal of what a perfect mate would be, so dominating in my mind that the failures and imperfections of any other potential friends or lovers are glaring and obvious and burning. People are no longer people, they are problems that refuse to solve themselves. Life is hell, anon. Anonymous
>>22907736 >Applejack unironically suggesting Apple Bloom "keep it in the family" and marry one of her second or third cousins Apple Family Reunions suddenly have a more subtle reason for existing.
Anonymous
>>22907749 You're a big guy.
Anonymous
>>22907787 Applejack was actually hitting on Twilight in the premiere when she said she was practically part of the family.
Anonymous
>>22907782 Thanks for reminding me how good I've got it.
Anonymous
>>22907800 >moot's last gift to 4chan was legitimizing baneposting Anonymous
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>>22907824 where is that filly's collar?
Anonymous
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>>22907824 it all comes tumbling down sooner or later
Anonymous
>>22907808 Applejack was just after her jew gold
Anonymous
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>>22907822 As long as someone can be happy, anon
Anonymous
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>22907905 What does Twilight need with gold?
Anonymous
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>>22907822 yeah people bitch so much here, I'm having a great time
Anonymous
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>>22907988 She needed funding for mad science.
Anonymous
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>>22907958 [CAN'T WAKE UP] Anonymous
>>22907988 She's trying to buy Applejack's farm and grow oranges
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
>>22907716 What if
We
Combined
Sweetie Belle
and Sugar Belle
???????????????
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22908029 unf unf unf unf unf unf Anonymous
>>22908029 So like
Sweetie...Belle
Anonymous
>>22908029 Men were not meant to meddle in such machinations.
Anonymous
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after the race ends filly takes out her notebook and asks you to wager money on the winnershe heard that you always save the bets for last
Anonymous
>>22908029 >fusing bakinghorse with a filly that could burn cereal Great job.
C??m????t !PETROVKUzU
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>>22908044 You were almos one unf over the limit
>>22908048 ALMOST
>>22908054 HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS CUZ THIS IS HAPPENING
>>22908065 you mean an EXCELLENT job
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>22908013 Applejack does grow more than just apples, I don't think it'd be out of the question that she already had oranges. Especially considering her relatives.
Anonymous
>>22908048 DON'T YOU MEAN
Sweeter Belle ?
I bet her mane is actually really cotton candy Anonymous
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>>22908101 please do not eat the ponies' manes
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22908110 She's more machine than mare now.
Anonymous
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>>22908110 >You will never have a technically illegal hideaway built between the balcony of two abandoned buildings high above the city to share with your cyber horse Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22908155 i wanna grab that butt
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22908110 Fuck that shit, I want the fucking augments.
Don't give them to the damn horses.
Anonymous
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>>22908110 Is he like the new nobby? He is creating a lot of new general in the piss
Anonymous
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>>22908034 that's a lot of mayo
Anonymous
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>>22908182 That horse went to Mexicolt
Anonymous
>>22908190 Augments are dumb unless you're already deformed. I just want exos.
Anonymous
>>22908190 Pony will give you a
kiss in the cheek if you pay for her headphone augments.
Anonymous
>>22908217 gonna take a lot more than that, pony
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22908241 >Pinkie Pie died on her way to her home planet. Anonymous
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>>22908241 want those lips around my dick pronto
Anonymous
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>>22908241 >Twilight Sparkle feeding you cake with her magic Anonymous
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So when's old Horsey McHorseface going to bother showing up in Season 5?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22908229 She's willing to
be your little pony for an entire month.
Anonymous
>>22908214 >Augments are dumb unless you're already deformed The fuck.
They can be enhancements to your already existing body, not just prosthetics.
Anonymous
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>>22908276 excellent
here's your check for those implants and here's your collar
the basement is on your right
Anonymous
>>22908266 >958b, 81x33 >hard Anonymous
>>22908286 At the rate technology becomes outdated there's no way I'd want anything surgically implanted, grafted, or in any way attached to me when I can just buy the latest wearable model.
Anonymous
>>22908349 They'd most likely share common interfaces so upgrading wouldn't be as hard.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22908397 unlikely
really implants are in no way advanced enough to warrant using one, and in 10 years there'll be better stuff on the horizon still
Anonymous
>>22908397 >USB 2.0 is eternal, we'll never have reason to change because we can't see a reason to now Anonymous
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>>22908397 Have you not play deus ex? They made this apparent with Gunther when he started worrying that he will be sold for scarp metal and get replace by nanoaugmented agents, like JC.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>if this nigga don't let go of my tail
Anonymous
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>>22908459 >flavor text Confirmed to appear in S5, then?
Anonymous
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>>22908483 And thats the story of how Pip got the accent kicked right out of him
Anonymous
Colt can't wait for his season 5 appearance.
Anonymous
>>22908420 Sure, but USB 2.0 lasted for quite a while.
The common interface wouldn't last forever, but it'd be there to make upgrading more viable.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22908483 I want to cuddle Pip.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22908511 I can't wait for Pip's episode either
Anonymous
>>22908538 Me too. But he has to wear a dress during.
Anonymous
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>>22908521 I want tabasco pony to spit in my food
Anonymous
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>>22908483 How solid are those manes, anyways?
>>22908553 >those other brush names marker is NOT for sexual, except when she is~ Anonymous
Anonymous
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Pony just upper-deckered your toilet
Anonymous
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>>22908553 Stop making me giggle
Anonymous
>>22908519 Thats the thing though, if some upgrade happens anywhere along your modular design, you have to tear all that out, what happens if they find a better way to attach meat to metal and you need a whole nother invasive surgery to use any future upgrades?
Anonymous
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>>22908521 >that shocked face I miss foodhorses.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22908565 Colt should not wear dress
unless he wants to Anonymous
>>22908609 Is it... is it coming out here eyes? Jesus anon how deep did you go?
Anonymous
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>>22908600 Fair enough. I guess the best solution is to only get augments once the benefits of the augmentations outweigh the cost of a modular interface upgrade.
Anonymous
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>>22908612 Colt should be forced into dresses until they like it
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22908631 >not coming out of her nose or ears Not deep enough
Anonymous
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>>22908631 They obviously jerk off their cum on her face.
Anonymous
>>22908648 >No solid stream coming from her mouth >No cock head coming out just behind the deluge Not nearly deep enough
Anonymous
>>22908683 You sound like
a fan of lewd princesses Anonymous
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I hope the next thread is a bout Princess Luna!
Anonymous
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Pony asks you to stop trying to fuck her sister.
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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>>22908707 >>22908707 >>22908707 Every pony plays the fool.
Sometimes.
Anonymous
jesus christ i made this thread this morning, went to work, came back and you just killed it now?
Anonymous
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>>22908694 I am a fan of
lewd ponies doing lewd things, but princesses most especially Anonymous
>>22908737 You didn't made this thread, though.
Anonymous
>>22908763 so I didn't
I think i'm losing it
Anonymous
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>>22908785 Welcome to the hivemind, we're your family now.
Anonymous
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>>22903856 >>22903902 I've never wanted or owned any MLP merch, but I need this pinkie
