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Anon In Equestria - Thread #1075

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Mon 02 Nov 2015 23:29:45 No.25310754 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>25310758 >>25311900 >>25315453 >>25328865 >>25339377 >>25339861

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2015 23:30:18 No.25310758 Report

Quoted By: >>25311314

>>25310754
>Tripfags in Equestria

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Nov 2015 23:57:01 No.25311093 Report

Quoted By: >>25311176 >>25313991

Are there any good cute/comfy AiE stories that don't involve sex or romance or over the top drama?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:04:01 No.25311176 Report

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>>25311093
8th Sin's Moonie shorts are cute and fluffly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:14:20 No.25311314 Report

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>>25310758
no u

anonpencil

anonpencil Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:48:09 No.25311731 Report

Quoted By: >>25311787 >>25311893 >>25312011 >>25338616

Want to write a thing.

Write something feelsy, or write my usual drunkshit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 00:51:52 No.25311787 Report

Quoted By: >>25312677

>>25311731
feels it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:00:09 No.25311893 Report

Quoted By: >>25312677

>>25311731
include dykeshit somehow and i'd say you go with something feelsy

FemAnonXTwilight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:00:46 No.25311900 Report

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>>25310754
That necromancer pone has raised me.
Would/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:09:11 No.25312011 Report

Quoted By: >>25312677

>>25311731
Feelsy Anon wants pants but Rarity refuses to make them story

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:44:01 No.25312457 Report

Quoted By: >>25312471 >>25312491

"I hereby call this, the fifth Multiversal Convention of Equestrian Anons, to order."
>The hum of the crowd dies down as all the seated anons look up at you
>Green faces, pale faces, dark faces, spider faces, and more stare up at you in anticipation
"As is standard we have a moment of silence for all Anons we lost this year."
>"Fuck those losers!" a voice from the back shouts
>You shoot a glare his way but the anons around him have already jammed what appears to be a triple deluxe hayburger completely into his mouth
"As I was saying lets all bow our heads in honor of the lost."
>For the next minute there is only silence and the sound of gagging
"Thank you all. Now let us truly begin this meeting."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:45:19 No.25312471 Report

Quoted By: >>25312732 >>25316413

>>25312457
>For the next minute there is only silence and the sound of gagging

Like when my uncle used to babysit me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 01:46:29 No.25312491 Report

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>>25312457
But All Saint's Day was yesterday, Anon.

anonpencil

anonpencil Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:01:06 No.25312677 Report

Quoted By: >>25338616

>>25311787
>>25311893
>>25312011

Feels it is. I already had a concept in mind, so I'll work on that next.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:06:15 No.25312732 Report

Quoted By: >>25313020

>>25312471
You shouldn't bully your uncle, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 02:29:04 No.25313020 Report

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>>25312732

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 04:01:50 No.25313991 Report

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>>25311093
I try. I gotta try harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 04:03:26 No.25314009 Report

Quoted By: >>25314106

Hey Bolding and co.

For your bookclub thing have you considered adding a few more questions for the writefag? Topics like what type of stories and genres they read both outside and inside of AiE would be interesting to hear.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Tue 03 Nov 2015 04:11:32 No.25314106 Report

Quoted By: >>25317013

>>25310111
>>25310126
>>25310146
>>25310170
I wrote a thing last thread.
http://pastebin.com/5WWqvqra

>>25314009
Thanks, I'll try to remember that for next time.
If you have other questions, that'd be good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 06:07:32 No.25315116 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 06:08:00 No.25315123 Report

Quoted By: >>25315427 >>25315788 >>25317701

AiE, we need to have a serious talk about your tendency to bitch about there not being any content while at the same time never producing your own content...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:00:13 No.25315427 Report

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>>25315123
I do produce content. I just want more to contribute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:04:35 No.25315453 Report

Quoted By: >>25315471

>>25310754
I heard you guys like content. I've had this idea for a story floating around in my head for a few days now, and after taking a few hits I decided I was going to try to write it.

Like I said, I'm a little high right now so please forgive my grammar. If I can find the time and if you guys like it, I'll continue this

>you walk down the grand hallways of the castle, adjusting your tie as you go
>you approach a room with a simple-looking wooden door; from the outside, really no different than all the other rooms in the castle
>the only real thing different out it being the two guards stationed on either side of it. They recognize you instantly, and one sends a few raps on the door with the end of his spear
>”Let him in,” orders a somewhat muffled voice on the other side
>the two guards make way. As you step forward, the sound of a few locks undoing themselves can be heard from just behind the wood barrier, which opens just in time for you to walk through
>you step inside, only to find an empty room before you. The door shuts behind you, all the locks falling into place accompanied by the sound of a magic aura
>you smile, scanning the room around you for any signs of alicorn life
“Princess?”
>”Just a moment, my dear,” you hear from one of the rooms adjacent to the one you were in.
>See, many ponies live under the misconception that Princess Celestia’s “room” really is just one room.
>This really is just a misconception: her chambers are actually comprised of a living room—in which you currently stand—and five rooms all connected to this once, arranged in a way that if you were to split the rooms in half, the entranceways on the two sides would all look symmetrical to one another
>they are all very nice rooms, but as of right now there is only one that is important to you: the dressing room
>A ravishing Celestia complete with eyeliner, deep red lipstick, and a pitch-black dress steps out

pic semi-related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:06:50 No.25315471 Report

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>>25315453
>You remain professional, keeping your face stoic aside from the slight wrinkle you allow to come to your eye
>”So, my human advisor,” she says, doing a little twirl, “advise me. Do I wear this dress to the Springtime Celebration tonight?”
“The dress, while on the edge of being almost being too racy,” you say, pointedly referring to how it did not completely cover her cutiemarks or her hind legs, “gives you an aura of intimidation, in my opinion.”
>”The bubble’s up, Anon. Nopony can hear us.”
“You look drop-dead gorgeous.”
>Celestia stifles a giggle with her golden horseshoe-covered hoof. You allow yourself to break out into an all-out smile, but still opt to retain your stoic composure
>she walks towards you, her movements mimicking those of a predator with eyes on its prey. You advance as well, your stiff air of professionalism slowly loosening as you draw near
>You lightly grip the underside of her muzzle, leaning down to meet her as you gently pull her face to yours
>Immediately your lips collide, a tight suction forming between the two of you, allowing for your tongues to dart in and out of each other’s mouths with ease
>your hand wanders from her chin to her cheek, from her cheek to her neck and to her side. She rears up on her hind legs and drapes her fetlocks over your shoulders, pressing her body against yours and giving you easier access to the rest of her body
>you grab a handful of her plush white ass, eliciting a gasp from your excited princess. Her grip on you tightens unexpectedly, causing you to fall backwards onto your ass with the big white horse on top of you
>She really isn’t that much taller than you when reared up and is rather lithe, so her falling on top of you isn’t much of a big deal aside from the bruised ass cheek you’ll likely be faced with later tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:09:00 No.25315482 Report

Quoted By: >>25315499

>>25315471
>She pulls back, her face somewhere between a look of concern and excitement as she tries to shift her weight off from on top of you. Before she can utter an apology, you cup both palms around her cute little cheeks and guide her back to you. She puts up no fight.
>This continues on for a bit, the excitement between the two of you growing into a frenzy of lip-biting and lipstick marks being left all over your face
>At the back of your head, however, you know that whatever you’ve started has gone on a little longer than you may have intended. You check your watch for the time, and Celestia notices
>”Mmmph… Anon… Anon, we have to stop.” She pulls her face away from yours
>You sigh
“I suppose you’re right,” you sigh. Reluctantly, you try moving out from under her, and she brings herself to her hooves
>Your world turns white as a towel smacks you in the face.
>”Wipe off the lipstick and make your hair nice again,” she says. “I’ll be in the bathroom. I shouldn’t take too long, so you be ready by the time I’m out, okay?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:10:51 No.25315499 Report

Quoted By: >>25315515 >>25315542 >>25315593 >>25326170

>>25315482
>A few minutes later, you’re exiting the room behind a regal-looking Princess of Equestria, whose appearance has been worked to perfection
>and you must say, you don’t look too shabby yourself
>the guards bow, and she nods to them. She nods to you as well, signalling for you to walk alongside her
>you do so, once more adjusting your tie. She glances your way complacently, appearing to be gauging you and your appearance. You straighten your back and take your steps with a purpose, and she gives an approving hum.
>”So, Anonymous. Supposing the Zebra ambassador decides to show, will you be there to support me in the inevitable discussion over the gem mining situation in West Zebrica?”
>Just as rehearsed, Anon
“Yes, my Princess. I already have some ideas as to how the discussions might pan out and how we can bring the negotiations to our favor. From what you said just a moment ago, this one in particular is rather important to you.”
>She nods, looking straight ahead. “Indeed.”
>You nod in return, and do the same. Despite the stony appearance you wear, however, you can feel a slight sense of giddiness building up inside of you. Just a symptom of a dirty little secret
>Your name is Anonymous. You have been in Equestria for five years. For three years, you have been Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria’s trusted personal advisor. And for the majority of those three years, unbeknownst to the public eye, you have been dating her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:13:07 No.25315515 Report

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>>25315499
I really don't know if I got what I was going for and probably should have waited until tomorrow to post so I could go over this sober, but oh well. Let me know what you think, I might have time to write again 21 hours from now if you all approve

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:16:52 No.25315542 Report

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>>25315499
It has potential and seems to be going somewhere.
Little hard to judge clearly on 4 posts worth of story but I'd like to see more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 07:26:35 No.25315593 Report

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>>25315499
This is cute. This is cute and I want to read more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 08:06:08 No.25315788 Report

Quoted By: >>25315849

>>25315123
I mean, there are a good 3 or 4 different threads that fit under the title AiE, but they want to be special snowflakes about it, which takes away more and more content.
We're all autists that want shit to be organized, so we'd post stories that fit under the other threads even if it fit here perfectly fine, and in some cases even better.
I dunno, but this is a containment board, so no matter what I or we say on the matter will change anything.
We arent really creative as we once were and the newfags are too afraid to be compaired or criticized by the oldfags. I guess thats why the other AiE-based threads are getting popular. It's more restrictive and writers feel like there isnt a set basis or even some sort goal they need to strive towards. Just fun posts about a silly topic. Some of the best posts were just shitposts that were taken seriously and were expanded upon. The oldfags seem to just be moving on or are biding their time, which I doubt.

tl;dr look elsewhere for content. You'll find it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 08:17:10 No.25315849 Report

Quoted By: >>25316338 >>25361072

>>25315788
Looking elsewhere for content contributes to the problem.
And sure there's a bit of oldfag jerkery that goes on here but that's only because newblood is rare enough where they are all we've got.

Still, new writers get plenty of attention yet half of them don't want to stay. Take beans for example.
He's got plenty of fans, he gets the occasional criticism then one Anon tells him to keep the posts about his personal life out of the thread, then he hasn't been heard from since.
Not trying to shit on Beans here, just pointing out that this is something that's happened so many times since AiE started.
You only need to go through the master list to find writers with less than a handful of AiE stories to see what I mean.

tl;dr
Don't look elsewhere and we need newblood that sticks around.

FartAnon !!tOtILtqruNK

FartAnon !!tOtILtqruNK Tue 03 Nov 2015 10:18:28 No.25316338 Report

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>>25315849
I will never leave.

>Day Thursday in Equestria.
>You've had enough and plugged up Twilight's butthole with a convenient Fluttershy that was lying around her house at 2 in the morning.
>All was well until the pressure exceeded the tolerances.
>Gas and butt gravy everywhere.
>At least Twilight is leaving you alone for a while while she recovers in the hospital.
>Fluttershy keeps sending you threatening letters though.
>You highly doubt she would wear your intestines as a decorative hat, but you are avoiding her regardless.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 10:46:56 No.25316413 Report

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>>25312471

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 13:49:04 No.25317013 Report

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>>25314106

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 15:58:19 No.25317689 Report

Quoted By: >>25317702

>"Anon, that doesn't look very sanitary."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:01:21 No.25317701 Report

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>>25315123
>never producing your own content
I'm just really really slow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:01:24 No.25317702 Report

Quoted By: >>25317740 >>25317767

>>25317689
As if you ponies are able to talk about sanitation. I've seen what you do when you're walking around town.

DESIGNATED

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:10:38 No.25317740 Report

Quoted By: >>25317759 >>25317767

>>25317702
Anon goes around town with a snow shovel and a large trash can to clean the streets. Twilight thinks Anon is stealing poop for nefarious reasons. Ponies won't use the public restrooms because they think humans are hiding inside the toilets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:12:40 No.25317759 Report

Quoted By: >>25317767

>>25317740
By trying to help, Anonymous has created a vicious cycle where the more he cleans, the more poop there is to clean up.
Talk about a shitty situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:14:06 No.25317767 Report

Quoted By: >>25317780

>>25317702
>>25317740
>>25317759
Anonymous' Twelve Labors in Equestria when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:16:53 No.25317780 Report

Quoted By: >>25317816

>>25317767
Just the one. He's tired of ponies just taking dumps all over the place. So far he's managed to keep them from pooing in his yard, but the street in front of his house is disgusting. Summer days are quite unbearable in Ponyville.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:25:04 No.25317816 Report

Quoted By: >>25317838

>>25317780
>Not wanting Anonymous to confront the Man-Eating Mares of the Holy Diver

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 16:29:11 No.25317838 Report

Quoted By: >>25318223

>>25317816
Well he would, but Anon is kind of out of shape. Plus he doesn't like traveling a day away from his house because Twilight will break in and use his computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 17:26:50 No.25318223 Report

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>>25317838
Seems legit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 18:18:16 No.25318558 Report

Quoted By: >>25318675 >>25318684 >>25319126 >>25319317 >>25319789 >>25319885 >>25319917 >>25319973 >>25325068

>"Anon, I realize you aren't used to your thoughts not being private yet, but it's really weird that you use song lyrics to identify us in your head."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 18:34:16 No.25318675 Report

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>>25318558
"It helps keep me sane. Now shut up and go bother someone else, manna manna."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 18:35:08 No.25318684 Report

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>>25318558
I was confused until I read the filename.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 19:34:40 No.25319126 Report

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>>25318558
His mind plays the bad touch when he sees fluttershy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 20:03:54 No.25319317 Report

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>>25318558
Spike gets this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjq4wYuwgxs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 20:55:14 No.25319789 Report

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>>25318558
RUBBER DUCKY YOURE THE ONE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 21:04:26 No.25319885 Report

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>>25318558
>Cherry pie for Applebloom
>Applejack kicks your green ass into next week

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 21:07:20 No.25319917 Report

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>>25318558
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 21:11:52 No.25319973 Report

Quoted By: >>25320096

>>25318558
"Got it Twilight. I'll try to avoid song lyrics from now on."
https://youtu.be/CJrVZCbKxsE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 21:22:59 No.25320096 Report

Quoted By: >>25320955 >>25321312

>>25319973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 22:38:10 No.25320955 Report

Quoted By: >>25321312

>>25320096

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Nov 2015 23:10:59 No.25321312 Report

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>>25320955
>>25320096
now we wait

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 00:26:46 No.25322171 Report

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>Day sexy night in Equestria.
>You and your marefriend Twilight Sparkle were enjoying a nice romantic dinner.
>Twilight had been your rock since you came here, you could barely think of anyone else these days.
>You sigh.
"I love you Twi..."
>She blushes. "I love you too, sweetie."
>Heh...
>You lean over across the table.
"I love your more, Bookworm..."
>Twilight catches on and leans over too. "No I love -you- more, Monkey."
"No, ME more, Purplesmart."
>Twilight shakes her head. "ME more, Mr. Hands.
"-ME- more, Purple Drank~."
>"No -ME- more, biped~."
"Magic horse~"
>"Snarky Ape~"
"TwiWhite~"
>"Nonny~"
"Twoplot~"
>"Anniebelle~"
"Twilight Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits Fart Turt Twat Sparkle."
>Twilight takes a deeeeep breath.
>"Anon Ass Lick Faggot Piss Shit Caca Poop Turd Zebras Kikes Butthole Dickmunch Shitting Dick Nipples Pegging Barbra Streisand Esquire III Ph.D MD. Lord of Idiotstan~"
>That hangs in the air for a bit.
"Twi...I can't."
>She bites her hoof and levitates a big book over to her. "Oh no! I didn't do something wrong, did I!?"
>You shake your head.
"No just...these "erotic insults" are TOTALLY killing my boner."

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 04 Nov 2015 00:51:31 No.25322524 Report

Quoted By: >>25323185

crosspostan because you're just as much a bunch of filthy degenerates as the other thread
>>25321566
>You are Pony Anon, just some stallion we grabbed off the street
>You have just been grabbed off the street by somepony
>And now they're groping around your crotch
>"Help me get him on his back, I can't see them."
>"Okay"
>You are suddenly flipped over
>You try to look at your assailants to see what's going on but the light is too bright and you close your eyes
>"I still don't see them, go get a razor and shaving cream"
>Oh no
>It's just like your daddy warned you about
>You don't want to lose your beautiful coat
"Please, don't take my coat"
>You struggle in vain as you are still held down by strong arms
>You start to cry
>"Shh, no tears now, only twisting"
>You feel something moist being put on your netherregions
>"Now let's get this fur off so we can have a closer look"
>You freeze up, not wanting your donger sliced up
>"Bloody hell, this bugger hasn't got any either!"
>"Just toss him back then, we'll try another one"
>And that is how you ended up with a bare underside

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 01:48:52 No.25323185 Report

Quoted By: >>25323224

>>25322524

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 01:52:48 No.25323224 Report

Quoted By: >>25323928 >>25325170

>>25323185
cartoon ponies don't have genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 02:55:30 No.25323928 Report

Quoted By: >>25325170

>>25323224
says you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 03:42:23 No.25324448 Report

Quoted By: >>25324519

AiE, do stop writer's block/get motivation to write?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 03:49:59 No.25324519 Report

Quoted By: >>25324548

>>25324448
English motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 03:52:29 No.25324548 Report

Quoted By: >>25324727 >>25325170

>>25324519
My bad i've been drinking
How do I get rid fo writer's block and motivate myself to write?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 04:11:15 No.25324727 Report

Quoted By: >>25325031

>>25324548
You get good and liquored up, type out a single post, and submit it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 04:44:35 No.25325031 Report

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>>25324727
Well I didi half of that at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 04:48:45 No.25325068 Report

Quoted By: >>25325170

>>25318558
"ANON, STOP THINKING THAT DAMN SONG. IT'S BUCKING MIDNIGHT.
"I CAN'T NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE"
>Anon gets sent to the moon when he refuses to stop rickrolling ponies with his mind.
>In space, nobody can hear your memes

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 04 Nov 2015 05:02:12 No.25325170 Report

Quoted By: >>25325479

>>25323224
Male horses don't have nip nips
>>25323928
Candyvag is totally canon.
>>25324548
just vomit out words
>>25325068
>Send Anon to the moon to stop him from memeing
>Anon can telepathic shout though
>"I'M IN SPAAAAAAAACE!"
>You done fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 05:06:16 No.25325202 Report

Quoted By: >>25325485

Beans where are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 05:38:22 No.25325479 Report

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>>25325170
Actually, they do. It's located on their sheaths. Found that one out not that long ago. It's kinda hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 05:38:54 No.25325485 Report

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>>25325202
Check Colt Cuddler, that's where the faggots usually go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 05:42:15 No.25325519 Report

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You know, after having read >>25306853 I was thinking about how the beta in me seemed to flow through the anon in that story... which got me thinking...

>What would be the downside if I actually were in Equestria, and what might things be like?

And that was regardless of whatever I was able to bring with me... so for the sake of fully utilizing that avenue, I allowed myself 3 things: 2 of those things ended up being pill containers (one for ADHD, one for sleeping, because ADHD is a bitch for sleep)...

The third thing ended up being my labtop. To much lament, the battery life on the labtop would not be lengthy, for the battery and labtop were somewhat aged.

During that time, the internet would remain available, where just like your previous friends, the internet was in your head, only through a weird special connection. (But this is all a lengthy tangent...)

>/mlp/ would briefly carry a thread about some fag who claimed to actually be in Equestria. With the amount of shitty built-in webcam footage he provided, and relatably shitty built-in-mic audio, the thread did remain up, at least until the battery died, where the thread would then vanish, with a max of 10-15 users.

Anyhow... there were problems and issues to be thought about... what if my glasses broke? What would I do about that?

What would I do in 1-3 months... when the meds run out? What if in order to help ensure more could be made, I had to hand them all over?

It's just an interesting thought I had is all. Any of you feel it would be challenging for you? The write prompt or the scenario if you were in it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 06:50:37 No.25326084 Report

Quoted By: >>25326347 >>25326350

Side note to Gatorbait.
This makes me infinitely happy to hear.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:07:34 No.25326170 Report

Quoted By: >>25326182

cont from last night. still kind of intro stuff, i promise it'll start to get a little more meaty next time I post

>>25315499
>in your mind, that sounded a little scripted
>she’s so dead set on keeping this relationship a secret though
>she actually gives you lines meant to explain any ‘strange behavior’ you two had been demonstrating
>in short, not letting anyone find out the truth

>really, you could have just made something up
>or actually talked about the Zebras instead of just pretending you were. After all, the ‘Advisor’ role isn’t just an excuse for you being around her all the time
>You really do fulfill your duties: before you started dating, you were her advisor. And before that, Twilight’s advisor
>You still are all three of those things. It’s just that now, Twilight has a better grip on the whole ‘princess’ thing than she did three years ago
>she still calls on you, just not nearly as often
>”Something on your mind, Anonymous?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:10:12 No.25326182 Report

Quoted By: >>25326197

>>25326170
>You’re pulled out of your thoughts
>You look down at the Princess, who gives you a warm smile
>Her eyes betray the curiosity underneath, however
“Yeah, actually. Did I really need to memorize that? I mean, I could have really just talked about… you know, advisor stuff.”
>at the confused look she puts on, you grimace
>”I don’t understand. I thought that’s what you were doing…?”
At her act, you deadpan. “Cel, there’s absolutely no one around to even hear. Stop being so anal.”
>Amidst your sentence, her horn flashes. All other sounds save for what’s going on in your little circle immediately dissipate
>She immediately gives you a reproachful look. “Anon, we’ve been over this too many times for me to keep track of. If you need to say something like that, you wink at me with your right eye twice so that I can erect the bubble.”
>’The bubble’ is an invisible forcefield that she puts up whenever the two of you discuss anything regarding your relationship. It acts as a barrier against sound, magic—all types, no exceptions—and occasionally, will even make the two of you invisible.
>Prior to seeing this side of her, you always wondered how Twilight got to be the way she is. Now, you’d have to be stupid not to know.
“I’ve said it once, I’ll say it now, and I’m going to say this for the rest of my mortal life: you need to chill.”
>”’Chill,’ Anonymous?” Her eyebrow goes up, the sign that she has absolutely no intent on actually hearing you out. “One cannot simply ‘chill’ in a pool full of sharks, my love.”
“By ‘sharks’ I assume you mean the nobles. And I still fail to see what they’d gain from killing me, aside from their own death sentence.” You chuckle. “Delivered by you personally, I’d imagine.”
>This seems to lessen the tension a little

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:13:03 No.25326197 Report

Quoted By: >>25326204

>>25326182
>“Most certainly,” she affirms, a small smile coming to her face. “And for the record, my concern does not completely lie in them making an attempt on your life.”

>There goes your attempt at lightening the mood
“Thanks for the reminder, Cel.”
>You sigh, pointedly looking in the other direction.
>you knew she wasn’t going to give. She probably never will, as long as her anal-retentive tendencies actually keep what you have going a secret. As always, though, you can’t help but try.
>Nearly three years. Another month until your third anniversary.
>How long can you keep this up?

>You suddenly notice the subject of your thoughts take an abrupt left turn
>you know the castle, and you know this isn’t the way to the Celebration
>You slip back into your ‘professional’ mask, not sure if she’s dropped the bubble or not
“Princess, I believe we’ve taken a wrong turn—”
>”The bubble’s still up, Anon. And don’t say anything, just look forward.”
>Ah, of course. She would have let you know if she dropped it
>The two of you round the corner into what appears to be an empty hallway
>You’re a little surprised when the quite colorful hallway around you suddenly darkens and loses a bit of its color
>a side effect of being made invisible. This is quite extreme, even for Celestia
>You turn to face her, expecting some lecture on why she does the things she does
>just in case you didn’t get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:14:11 No.25326204 Report

Quoted By: >>25326210 >>25326267 >>25336619

>>25326197
>Instead, you’re met with the feeling of her soft lips connecting with yours
>Eyes closed, she leans into the kiss, lightly humming
>As quick as she made contact, she breaks it, taking care to look you in the eye with those bright violet eyes of hers
>Upon seeing your stunned reaction, she grins
>”You know I love you, don’t you?”
>The room returns to normal. Her loose grin recedes back into a controlled mask of sensible contentment.
>”And you know, if this night goes well… maybe, just /maybe/, I’ll consider more seriously some of your suggestions. After all, you’ve been my advisor for this long.”
>She winks, and then begins trotting back to the main hallway to continue her course. Bringing yourself back to your senses, you make to follow
>She knows just how and when to remind you of why you put up with her nonsense, that’s for sure.
>It almost makes seem all worth it
>You smile. Almost.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:16:07 No.25326210 Report

Quoted By: >>25326252 >>25326267

>>25326204
End boop.

Wrote sober this time, although sometimes I'm told I write better under the influence of something. Thoughts and criticism appreciated

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:25:02 No.25326252 Report

Quoted By: >>25326317

>>25326210
I want more of this, is what I think.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:27:34 No.25326267 Report

Quoted By: >>25326317

>>25326204
>>25326210
I need more, much more.

A hundred chapters more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:37:48 No.25326317 Report

Quoted By: >>25326327

>>25326252
>>25326267
Thank you! I'll try to get on it tomorrow night as well. As long as I know someone's enjoying it, I don't mind staying up an extra hour or so

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:40:11 No.25326327 Report

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>>25326317
Stories with Celestia have always been my soft spot.
Especially when she feels in character.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:42:52 No.25326347 Report

Quoted By: >>25326350 >>25329292 >>25332256

>>25326084
Behold, color.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 07:43:54 No.25326350 Report

Quoted By: >>25329292 >>25330082 >>25332256

>>25326084
>>25326347
Now in reaction image form.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 04 Nov 2015 08:08:48 No.25326477 Report

Quoted By: >>25326678

crosspostan
>>25326134
>Be Anon 43 the hitman.
>Used to murder people because murdering is kind of your thing.
>Your new job is much less difficult, but you miss the challenge.
>These days you only have to give a good slap to your targets.
>And since these ponies aren't exactly the cleverest of people, you have the perfect alibi.
>You're a male.
>Apparently these ponies can't imagine a guy actually using violence.
>So as long as your donger is showing, they don't believe what they're seeing and just think they're hallucinating.
>Good thing is these ponies will pay you just as much to smack someone as you used to get for killing them.
>Tonight you are going after a troublemaker named "Diamond Tiara", who wears a tiara.
>Ah, that must be her now.
>Wearing tiara, check.
>At the primary school, check.
>Pony she's talking to is giving the signal, just need to let them clear the area and it's go time.

>You're princess Celestia.
>Anonymous just smacked you.
>Kinky little bugger that alien is.
>Two can play at that game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 08:54:32 No.25326678 Report

Quoted By: >>25326993 >>25327107 >>25328663

>>25326477
W-What happens next Durnk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 10:04:37 No.25326993 Report

Quoted By:

>>25326678
They start making out, but Twilight interrupts them when she farts loudly from the bushes where was hiding in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 10:30:16 No.25327107 Report

Quoted By:

>>25326678
There is only one way for this to end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 11:30:48 No.25327343 Report

Quoted By:

>Be Anon.
>Buying slave ponies because they were on sale and you had a coupon.
>Purchase a Twilight and a Trixie.
>Put them under a laundry basket to make them fight.
>They just cry and hug each other.
>No sex though.
>Now you see why so much for so little.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 14:09:14 No.25327952 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 16:17:06 No.25328663 Report

Quoted By:

>>25326678
Magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 16:44:07 No.25328865 Report

Quoted By:

>>25310754
>Be Anon.
>Demon summoned from the deepest depths of purgatory.
>Manhattan, Kansas.
>You now live to serve the pony Twilight Sparkle.
>You do this by organizing books and dusting shelves.
>Apparently her former slave Spike started asking for wages.
>She keeps you in line with your computer and $20 a month in steam gift cards.
>You just wish she'd let you sleep past 10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 17:35:43 No.25329292 Report

Quoted By: >>25329773

>>25326350
>>25326347
ur a cool guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 18:52:03 No.25329773 Report

Quoted By:

>>25329292
The smug on her face is unacceptable. She needs to have her house set on fire or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 19:32:11 No.25330082 Report

Quoted By: >>25332256

>>25326350
needs a 'cunt horse noises' edit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 19:46:10 No.25330199 Report

Quoted By: >>25330373

>My Dear Anonymous,
>Having reviewed the relevant information, I am afraid I must uphold Mayor Mare's decision to ban you from school grounds. At best, your 'lyrical nomenclature' is notably distracting, and some of the examples provided by Twilight are entirely inappropriate for little fillies or colts to be exposed to. As for a visit to Canterlot, perhaps once Twilight finds a way to undo the spell that caused this, the Canterlot rumor mill already causes me enough grief without adding your thoughts to the mix.

>Yours,
>Princess Celestia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 20:10:41 No.25330373 Report

Quoted By: >>25330414 >>25330471

>>25330199
Celestia's song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGRYwnB6_tw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 20:15:30 No.25330414 Report

Quoted By: >>25330434 >>25330471

>>25330373
>Not "here comes the sun"
You are a disgrace to humanity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 20:17:19 No.25330434 Report

Quoted By: >>25330471

>>25330414
No one said Twilight's song is "Every Little Thing she does is Magic." We have all failed because of that.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 20:23:06 No.25330471 Report

Quoted By: >>25331002

>>25330373
>>25330414
>>25330434
Dammit you guys I didn't use the lyrics to Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me on my filename for you lot to start sperging about other songs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 21:28:59 No.25331002 Report

Quoted By: >>25331041

>>25330471
Watch out guys, it looks like the bitch is back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 21:32:47 No.25331041 Report

Quoted By: >>25331621

>>25331002
Back in black?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 22:30:46 No.25331621 Report

Quoted By: >>25331634

>>25331041
Back on black dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 22:32:10 No.25331634 Report

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>>25331621
ur mum

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 23:35:26 No.25332256 Report

Quoted By: >>25332277

>>25326347
>>25326350
>>25330082

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 23:37:33 No.25332277 Report

Quoted By: >>25332346

>>25332256
The first two words are in the wrong order.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Nov 2015 23:44:04 No.25332346 Report

Quoted By: >>25332715 >>25333126

>>25332277

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 00:19:40 No.25332715 Report

Quoted By:

>>25332346
Would shoop into "UR a cunt m8" but drunklazy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 00:55:58 No.25333126 Report

Quoted By: >>25333248

>>25332346
I love that he doesn't use the eye whites, it looks more uni-que this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 01:04:28 No.25333248 Report

Quoted By: >>25333748

>>25333126
That's because the eye whites are shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 01:40:48 No.25333748 Report

Quoted By:

>>25333248
kay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 01:48:36 No.25333869 Report

Quoted By: >>25334011 >>25334449 >>25335289

I remember when people posted stories in these threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:00:27 No.25334011 Report

Quoted By: >>25334688

>>25333869
Request: Lawbreaker Anon.
>Be Anon.
>You aim to misbehave.
>You were invited to Canterlot Castle to meet the Princesses, but man fuck that.
>You snuck off the tour group and made your way to the archives.
>Time for some mo'fuggin' anarchy.
>You re-arange the library so that it's out of alphabetical order.
>Then you uncalibrate the Astrolabe.
>You tip over potted plants and leave streaks on windows.
>Your name get's scratched onto tables.
>The royal bathroom stalls get racist graffiti written on them.
>Discord would be so proud.
>So so pro-
>"Anonymous?"
"WHOASHITWHAT!?"
>You whirl around and come face to face with Princesses Celestia and Luna.
>They overlook your handiwork with annoyed faces. "Wha-what happened here!?"
>Uhhhhh...
>"It looks like a tornado came through..."
>UHHHHHHHHHH...
>"Anonymous...did -you- do this?"
>UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH SHIT FUCK.
>You turn and dash to the window, leaping through into the bushes below.
"I'msorryIcanfixitlaterthankyou!"
>You might have gone overboard with the plants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:34:53 No.25334449 Report

Quoted By: >>25334484

>>25333869
I remember when you just shitposted, "sure is stories in here"
Quit being a whiny little shit and contribute or just shut the fuck already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:36:55 No.25334484 Report

Quoted By: >>25334667

>>25334449
Sure is assblasted in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:47:12 No.25334667 Report

Quoted By: >>25334743

>>25334484
>Default damage control.
At least be creative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:48:29 No.25334688 Report

Quoted By: >>25334727 >>25334738

>>25334011
I swear I saw this before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:50:50 No.25334727 Report

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>>25334688
That's because it's a repost, Anon.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:51:40 No.25334738 Report

Quoted By: >>25338599

>>25334688
Glitch in the matrix, they've changed something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:52:05 No.25334743 Report

Quoted By: >>25334792

>>25334667
Sure is le meemz in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:52:52 No.25334760 Report

Quoted By: >>25334793 >>25334831

Since an autist stor..., gentle autumn autism rain seems to me moving in hows about a request to distract us from the angry kids spergulations.
Also I 'm just bored

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:54:43 No.25334792 Report

Quoted By:

>>25334743
Yes, we know you're not good at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:54:44 No.25334793 Report

Quoted By: >>25334857

>>25334760
Anon steps in Celestia's cornflakes

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:56:45 No.25334831 Report

Quoted By: >>25342749 >>25342848

>>25334760
libraryhorse sperging out over trivial shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 02:58:10 No.25334857 Report

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>>25334793
I got the sudden mental image of anon just hopping on the table and stomping on the cereal like it was a flaming bag of shit..
Not sure if I can pretend to be reading emails on my phone anymore atm

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 03:27:06 No.25335289 Report

Quoted By: >>25335305 >>25336024

>>25333869
Imma write in a little bit, would you guys like me to post all at once or post every 2000 words?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 03:28:18 No.25335305 Report

Quoted By:

>>25335289
Go ahead and post as you go. The thread could use the bumping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 04:18:40 No.25336024 Report

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>>25335289
This is too cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 05:07:03 No.25336619 Report

Quoted By: >>25337035

>>25326204
>The main celebration is set inside of one of the many event rooms that this castle has
>This room in particular has a door leading to a section of the castle gardens outside. Seeing as how the Springtime Celebration celebrates the blooming of the flora and the awakening of the fauna, it makes sense that this celebration would be nature-themed
>A constant dull chatter fills the room as you enter. Classical music plays at a low volume from the stage
>As for the guests, it’s what you might expect: a minor event such as this would not call for a large crowd, but a fairly decent array of wealthy ponies and foreign dignitaries dot the scene

>The room quickly goes quiet as all take notice of the Princess entering the room. A trumpet blares, and a voice cries,
>”Announcing, Princess Celestia, Co-Ruler of Equestria!”
>Everyone in the room bows, leaving the two of you to remain standing.
>You scowl. For a small event, it’s acceptable for an announcer to leave out the Princess’ other titles and only use her main one. But the ‘co-ruler’ part leaves a bad taste in your mouth: it makes her sound less important than she is. Just ‘ruler’ would have been fine.
>Celestia doesn’t seem to mind, however. She smiles at everyone present, seeming to look each and every pony and other creature in the eye as she scans the room

>”Rise, my little ponies, griffons, minotaurs, and zebras. I am honored that every one of you has taken the time out of your busy schedules to attend this event.”
>All rise, some ponies nodding at her words as if they were directed towards them personally
>Haha. As if.
>”I’m sure I need not say this, but if there is anything that you require, feel free to ask any of our castle staff for assistance. They will be happy to oblige, I am sure.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 05:41:35 No.25337035 Report

Quoted By: >>25337319 >>25337411 >>25337657

gonna take a shower after this, brb

>>25336619
>”I will be at the south end of room for the first hour of the night, on the platform closest to the bar for meet-and-greets. I believe I see some new faces… if my memory serves me right. I /am/ getting rather old.”
>a few chuckles. Gradually the chatter starts up again, and a line begins to form at the platform where Celestia will be sitting for the next hour or so

>You begin to make your way over, but a great white wing blocks your path. Curious about this new development, you look to your side at the princess
>”I think I’ll be fine, Anon,” she reassures. “Go enjoy the festivities for now. When I need you, I’ll page you.”
>You look around the room. In the way of festivities, there really isn’t much
“Are you sure you won’t need me, Princess? There are foreign dignitaries here who might want to make negotiations...”
>”This is just a meet-and-greet, Anonymous. As for negotiations, the Zebras come later in the night. As I said before, when that time comes, I’ll send for you.”
“Yeah, but…” You make a gesture with your hand. “What am I actually supposed to do?”
>She daintily covers her mouth as she giggles. “Anonymous, it’s a party. Parties are where ponies go to have fun, no?”
>you roll your eyes
“Hopefully they have wine as dry as your humor, Cel.”
>This seems to get a genuine laugh out of her. “Ouch. Well, as long as you’re being bitter, I’m going to go greet the important ponies.” She tosses her head as she begins walking towards the stand. “Oh, by the way. It seems you may have some company, after all.”
>You tilt your head and raise an eyebrow
“What?”
>”All bow for Princess Luna, Co-Ruler of Equestria!”

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 06:13:10 No.25337319 Report

Quoted By: >>25337657

>>25337035
thanks for coming back and writing dawg

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 06:23:36 No.25337411 Report

Quoted By: >>25337657

>>25337035
OH BOY

PRINCESS LUNA
I like the interaction between anon and Celestia.

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 07:07:38 No.25337657 Report

Quoted By: >>25337834 >>25342972

>>25337319
My pleasure, fellow anon

>>25337411
Thank you! You'll be seeing more of all three of them throughout the story, I promise

>>25337035
>Oh
>You hadn’t realized she was showing up tonight
>That makes things interesting, you suppose
>After everyone is done bowing, you make your way to her
“Hey, Princess. It’s nice to see you, I hadn’t expected you to be here.”
>she simply gives you a flat look
>She acknowledges you with a curt “Human.”
>Yeah, she loves you
>Somewhere deep down inside, she does
>She used to show it, too, back before she found out you were dating her sister
>You’re starting to think it was a mistake ever telling her
>Almost three years later, and she’s still upset about it

“Would you like me to show you to some refreshments?”
>”I can show myself, thank you very much.”
>And with that, she leaves you to your own devices
>It really does bother you how cold she’s gotten
>especially seeing her demeanor completely flip upon greeting some nobles
>She was friendly with you, once upon a time
>Oh well. Nothing you can really do, you suppose
>They say time heals all wounds
>and you are a mortal being, after all. Hopefully she’ll find it in her heart to forgive you by then

>A few minutes pass, and you find yourself in a small circle of nobles, making light conversation
>Contrary to popular belief, rich ponies do other things than make thinly veiled threats to one another while evilly sipping on glasses of chardonneigh. After all, rich ponies are ponies too
>Money just tends to do to funny things to regular ponies is all
>”...and when she opened the suitcase, I said, ‘Honey, those are the striped socks!’ I suggested simply attending the ball without clothes, but she insisted because it was ‘too cold.’ Needless to say, it was rather awkward when we finally met up with our party.”
>Nobody laughs. Not even politely. Everyone just kind of stares at the guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 07:43:43 No.25337834 Report

Quoted By: >>25337900

>>25337657
>Clearly uncomfortable, he takes a step back, excusing himself from the group to ‘use the restroom.’
>Poor dude. He tried just a little too hard, and it ended up backfiring on him in the end
>although he should’ve known not to mention striped socks at a formal event.

>A silence settles in over the group for a moment, nopony sure of how to break it after… that.
>Finally, somepony speaks up. ”So, Anonymous. I hear you’re making enemies in West Zebrica.”
>Although the tone implies banter, the statement takes you off-guard. All eyes land on a petite mare in the crowd, and then come back to you.
>Why is everyone talking about this Zebrica thing? It’s really not that big a deal, compared to other things you’ve done
“I think that’s a bit of an exaggeration, Miss…?”
>”Lady Sunshine,” she introduces herself with a curtsy.
“A pleasure, Lady Sunshine. And no, I wouldn’t call it ‘making enemies.’ Just some new opportunities opening up in an already-existing trade.”
>”Oh, you don’t need to tell me. I already know all about the situation at hoof.”
>All the other ponies lean in. For some reason, this elicits a simper from her.
>You’re immediately put on your guard
“‘Situation?’ I hope you’ll excuse me, but I’m going to have to disagree with your choice of wording again. So far, everything has been going quite smoothly, aside from a few minor kinks. Those are to be expected, of course.”
>”A few ‘kinks,’ hmm?” She twirls her glass of wine in her hoof. “You’re absolutely right. It’s all been going surprisingly well. You and Princess Celestia have been handling things quite fluidly.”
>Okay, where is she going with this?
>”On the contrary, I see potential. Which is why I would like to offer my company’s resources as an investment into this project.”
>So she wants in. Alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 07:58:12 No.25337900 Report

Quoted By: >>25337911

>>25337834
>To be honest, if all goes well with the Zebra ambassador tonight, you were planning on going public with this deal anyway
>New gem sites are being opened up in West Zebrica. Certainly a good source of revenue for the crown, and a great opportunity for investors
>Everyone wins
>Normally, you would be all for what this mare is suggesting
>Hell, you’d accept her offer tonight
>But you feel like she’s hiding something. Like she’s got something on you that she’s just waiting to use

“I appreciate the offer, Lady Sunlight. However, we’re not looking to get the private sector involved just yet.”
>all true
>She nods. ”Of course. Negotiations haven’t been settled, after all.”
>You affirm this with a nod of your own.
>”However, if you require any assistance in the matter—anything at all—I would love to get involved in getting this carriage off the ground, so to speak.”
>So far, as far as you can tell, all she’s done is get her name out there. Let you know that she’s interested
>Okay, nothing bad
“I appreciate the gesture, but I think Celestia and I have the fort held down.”
>She shrugs. “It was just an offer. After all, why not turn your little twosome into a threesome?”

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 08:00:09 No.25337911 Report

Quoted By: >>25337923 >>25377193

>>25337900
>Uh
>Wow
>That was blunt
>The whole circle has gone silent, all eyes on you
>In all honesty, you want to burst out laughing
>You want to tell her that her threat means absolutely nothing. Every family with even the slightest connections to the crown probably knows about your little love affair
>Hell, probably everypony in this circle knows
>and that her threat has actually just ruined any chance of her ever getting in on this deal.
>At the same time, however, you can’t say anything
>not about that
>While everyone already knows what’s going on, there’s no evidence there to prove it
>Not that you think it would be that huge of a deal if someone were to find out in the first place, anyway
>Still, if anything besides a rumor got out, Cel would be distraught
>and if you were to speak your mind right now, it would practically be a confession
>So you go along with the act

>You chuckle, brushing off her statement as if it were a joke
“I appreciate your sense of humor, but let us keep the innuendos to a minimum, please.”
>She smiles. “My mistake, sir.”
>Your mistake indeed.
>The topic of conversation soon switches, and soon you’re all pretending once again like there are no hostilities in the group
>As if Miss Sunshine didn’t just threaten to reveal one of your deepest secrets
>Politics is all about what’s not being said, you suppose
>Luckily for you, that goes both ways

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 08:02:34 No.25337923 Report

Quoted By: >>25338599 >>25343145 >>25346678

>>25337911
Boop.

Not sure how I did with the whole 'political intrigue' stuff, but luckily that's not going to be the focus of the story. Anyway, I had fun writing, but I'm off to bed now. Night everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 10:31:24 No.25338453 Report

Quoted By:

senpai

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 11:20:48 No.25338599 Report

Quoted By: >>25338605

>>25337923
You did well enough. Hoping to read more later.

>>25334738
Rainbow "showing off" for Anon and once Anon points it out she gets flustered story/oneshot when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 11:24:28 No.25338605 Report

Quoted By: >>25338698 >>25343155 >>25405326

>>25338599
Really we could use more birdhorse story in general. Because horses acting like birds a cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 11:28:24 No.25338616 Report

Quoted By: >>25350641

>>25311731
>>25312677
Oi. Where's the feelsy thing you were gonna do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 11:34:16 No.25338629 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 11:56:18 No.25338698 Report

Quoted By: >>25338834

>>25338605

Like laying eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 12:37:09 No.25338834 Report

Quoted By:

>>25338698
Like not getting out of his store. Stupid bird horses never buying anything trying to steal seed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 15:12:50 No.25339368 Report

Quoted By:

>Be Ghost Anon.
>Hanging out in Canterlot because Twilight is boring now.
>Apparently all dragons can see you and not just Spike.
>You use this knowledge to fuck with the ambassador.
>You do this by cumming on Celestia while he tries to talk to her.
>It is keeping him off balance to say the least.
>On top of that Celestia manages to pose herself perfectly every time you blow your load.
>You have no idea how she knows.
>Her slut senses must be truly powerful indeed.
>Oh shit, she stuck her tongue out that time.
>Unf.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 15:15:06 No.25339377 Report

Quoted By: >>25339398 >>25339861 >>25366808

>>25310754
Necro pony is cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 15:20:10 No.25339398 Report

Quoted By: >>25339413 >>25343173

>>25339377
Necropony? I thought that was Twilight. Oh well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 15:22:47 No.25339413 Report

Quoted By: >>25339442 >>25339861

>>25339398

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 15:29:11 No.25339442 Report

Quoted By: >>25339448

>>25339413
Well we need more of her then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 15:30:43 No.25339448 Report

Quoted By: >>25339861

>>25339442
we really do

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 16:37:42 No.25339861 Report

Quoted By: >>25339891 >>25339920

>>25339448
>>25339413
>>25339377
>>25310754

You have to be careful though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 16:41:26 No.25339891 Report

Quoted By: >>25339913

>>25339861
Who is this literal demon of semen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 16:43:56 No.25339913 Report

Quoted By:

>>25339891
The thing Twilight summons to "take care" of Anon since all the mares in Ponyville are tired of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 16:45:20 No.25339920 Report

Quoted By: >>25339969 >>25340019 >>25340951

>>25339861
What Twilight doesn't know is that the demoness is cleaning up for a date with Anon.
Things get extra weird when Anon walks in, looking for a book or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 16:51:54 No.25339969 Report

Quoted By: >>25340458

>>25339920
Fund it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 16:59:17 No.25340019 Report

Quoted By:

>>25339920
It gets better since Anon wasn't even aware of the date. He'd roll with it of course because he's not one to pass up some perfectly good spade tail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 17:07:54 No.25340074 Report

Quoted By: >>25340299

So I've been gone for a month because reasons. Last thread I remember was when that Detective Anon story was being posted in /hangout/ and Anon had just discovered the body, anybody happen to remember what number that thread was?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 17:40:16 No.25340299 Report

Quoted By:

>>25340074
There is a pony that is praying for death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 18:01:28 No.25340458 Report

Quoted By:

>>25339969
You forgot my chips.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 18:04:15 No.25340485 Report

Quoted By: >>25340636

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 18:21:35 No.25340636 Report

Quoted By: >>25340662

>>25340485
>Not Neighcronomicon
I didn't think it was this easy to screw up so bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 18:25:06 No.25340662 Report

Quoted By: >>25341673

>>25340636
No she has the right book. The Neighcronomicon is for ponies with speech impediments.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 18:59:37 No.25340951 Report

Quoted By:

>>25339920
I'd read it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 20:31:18 No.25341673 Report

Quoted By:

>>25340662
seems legit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 22:08:19 No.25342563 Report

Quoted By: >>25342615

>Hoovsies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 22:13:55 No.25342615 Report

Quoted By: >>25343488 >>25359293

>>25342563
>pony loafs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 22:26:51 No.25342749 Report

Quoted By:

>>25334831
This could be funny if done right.

I can't do it right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 22:35:49 No.25342848 Report

Quoted By: >>25342876

>>25334831
>"You are banned from the library for life Anon."
What did I do?
>"You defecated in one of my potted plants, masturbated all over my pillow, and taught Spike three swear words that didn't exist in Equestria until you got here."
Wow, good thing you didn't find out what I did in the basement.
>"What did you do to the basement?"
Well look at the time. See ya latter Bookhorse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 22:38:23 No.25342876 Report

Quoted By: >>25342954

>>25342848
>Anon didn't actually do anything in the basement, he just said that because he knows Twilight will be sperging around in the basement for weeks trying to figure out what he did

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 22:46:11 No.25342954 Report

Quoted By:

>>25342876
>Several weeks later Anon returns home to find a rather smug Twilight leaving his house.
"What, uh... What were you doing in there, Twi?"
>"All you need to know is that now something of -yours- has been in the toilet."
>With that she prances away wearing a smug little smirk, leaving you to burn or otherwise destroy all of your worldly possessions.
>Today was the day you realized it's a good idea to clean your toilet more than not at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 22:47:42 No.25342972 Report

Quoted By: >>25343422 >>25346678

>>25337657
>>Almost three years later, and she’s still upset about it
Well if Celestia took 1000 years to forgive her sister for the whole "Eternal Night" fiasco, I reckon Anon would have to become immortal and wait a solid 5000 years for Luna to get over this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 23:03:35 No.25343145 Report

Quoted By: >>25346678 >>25347239

>>25337923
You're good. Unfortunately this means yet another green for me to keep up with. Maybe you can be a stand in for Anon Cons Equestria or The Advisor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 23:04:59 No.25343155 Report

Quoted By:

>>25338605
Birhoerses make good thread bumpers. 'Specially when they fuckin' 'round in Anons birdbath

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 23:06:17 No.25343173 Report

Quoted By: >>25344113

>>25339398
Porque nos los dos
[mexican airhorn noises]

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 23:30:37 No.25343422 Report

Quoted By: >>25343438

>>25342972
>Well if Celestia took 1000 years to forgive her sister for the whole "Eternal Night" fiasco
>implying

Sunbutt was openly crying as she used the elements of harmony, I rather doubt she had anything resembling a grudge over it, only regret that it happened at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 23:33:06 No.25343438 Report

Quoted By: >>25343479

>>25343422
I suppose she was, but she didn't seem all too happy about Luna returning, and I personally don't think it was because she was nightmare moon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 23:36:35 No.25343479 Report

Quoted By: >>25343935

>>25343438
We don't really know how she felt about Luna returning, since we didn't have any meaningful interaction with her until after NMM was royal rainbow'd.

Unless there's something I'm not remembering and/or a comic that touched on the subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 05 Nov 2015 23:37:08 No.25343488 Report

Quoted By:

>>25342615
>ponies that are prime size to be used as living breathing fleshlights
I never want this, but I always want this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 00:14:59 No.25343935 Report

Quoted By:

>>25343479
2cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 00:26:41 No.25344113 Report

Quoted By:

>>25343173

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 01:15:09 No.25344718 Report

Quoted By: >>25345366 >>25346085

Any good short comedy stories featuring Sunbutt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 02:12:24 No.25345366 Report

Quoted By:

>>25344718
Flanking Maneuvers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 03:19:10 No.25346085 Report

Quoted By:

>>25344718
yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 04:13:23 No.25346678 Report

Quoted By: >>25346813

>>25337923
Hey this Anon, sorry guys idk if I'll be able to write tonight. I am completely fucked up right now

>>25343145
>Anon Cons Equestria
Hah I don't know if I'm at that level. I'll do my best though

>>25342972
I'll explain in due time. There'es a reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 04:28:20 No.25346813 Report

Quoted By:

>>25346678
aight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 05:12:15 No.25347239 Report

Quoted By: >>25347963

>>25343145
Fucking love the advisor, I really wish he would continue it. Atleast this current story is pretty solid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 06:33:17 No.25347963 Report

Quoted By: >>25348276

>>25347239
>AiE writefags.
>Continuing stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 07:22:22 No.25348276 Report

Quoted By: >>25348309 >>25356094

>>25347963
Half the shit I've written in the past two years is the same story.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 07:28:34 No.25348309 Report

Quoted By: >>25348314 >>25348788

>>25348276

I've been writing/re-writing the same story for the past three years now.

Everything else I've written has been one-shots.

Someone please kill me, I want to be done with this thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 07:29:50 No.25348314 Report

Quoted By: >>25348338

>>25348309
>re-writing
Just get it done. Rewrites should come after otherwise you'll end in the same problem as you're in now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 07:33:45 No.25348338 Report

Quoted By: >>25348346

>>25348314

At one point, the story was "finished" (it's still actually in the finished stories list), but the ending was so shitty that I decided to completely scrap it, re-write all the chapters I had previously to fix some things I didn't like, then started writing new chapters from where I left off. Then I got it critiqued, got told it was shit, and it wasn't stuff I could just edit out or change around, so I scrapped everything and started re-writing again.

I'm a fucking moron, aren't I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 07:34:47 No.25348346 Report

Quoted By: >>25348354

>>25348338
No more stupid than the rest of us. I believe in you Anon, you can get it done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 07:36:02 No.25348354 Report

Quoted By:

>>25348346

Thanks, Anon. Mad Science: Chapter 3... soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 09:00:48 No.25348788 Report

Quoted By: >>25348814

>>25348309
There are no complete stories, only good and bad reviewers.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 06 Nov 2015 09:06:30 No.25348814 Report

Quoted By: >>25348899

>>25348788
>Day 3500 in Equestria
>Be Anon
>You've had lots of adventures
>You think you'll stop going on them, you're getting tired of them
>You sleep in today
>The end

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 09:29:46 No.25348899 Report

Quoted By: >>25348921 >>25348933

>>25348814
>Day 7 in Equestria.
>You haven't had any adventures.
>Twilight has had you do embarrassing and intrusive physical examinations the entire time you've been there.
>It wouldn't be so bad accept she has no intention of letting you leave.
>Something about contamination and antiharmony.
>You are fairly certain she is going to vivisect you tomorrow.
>You hope crying and shitting your pants will evoke enough pity and disgust like it did today and yesterday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 09:34:44 No.25348921 Report

Quoted By:

>>25348899
> Day 8 in Ponyland
> Yesterday Twilight made you do some physical examinations
> She ended up with a black eye after touching your penis
> After that you don't think she will be touching you there ever again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 09:37:31 No.25348933 Report

Quoted By:

>>25348899
Noice double dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 10:10:09 No.25349077 Report

Quoted By: >>25349210

Anyone know where I can find a story by Palenarrator? Besides autumn leaves I can't find any others

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 10:49:20 No.25349210 Report

Quoted By: >>25349219

>>25349077
Pale nuked his Pastebin a while back and never saved anything locally.
In hindsight he agrees that was stupid.
I'm sure someone's archived his posts by now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 10:52:40 No.25349219 Report

Quoted By:

>>25349210
Hopefully....

dashisbestpone !0jKKrz/W6g

dashisbestpone !0jKKrz/W6g Fri 06 Nov 2015 10:54:45 No.25349227 Report

Quoted By: >>25349284 >>25349346

Life sure is a ride.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 11:15:01 No.25349284 Report

Quoted By: >>25349366

>>25349227

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 11:36:11 No.25349346 Report

Quoted By:

>>25349227
It is at that. Sometimes I wish I could get off of it, but then where would I masturbate?

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 06 Nov 2015 11:41:22 No.25349366 Report

Quoted By: >>25364255

>>25349284
>Anon teaches lyra human phrases and acts because he likes using her to fuck with the other ponies
>Also to reward Lyra for helping him keep the other ponies out of his house
>The ponies think Anon is a tyrannical villain because of the means he uses to keep ponies away from his stuff
>Squirt bottles that burn the eyes of townsponies who approach his lair
>Sound-weapons that cause unbearable pain to any pony they are shot at, the overwhelming *HONK* the herald of defeat for his foes
>A many-pointed staff that inspires utter terror in any who see him weilding it, and can block even the strongest spells
>Anon has no idea they see him like this

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 06 Nov 2015 12:00:49 No.25349426 Report

Quoted By: >>25350628

crosspostan
>You are Stoic Warder, Royal Guard at Canterlot Palace
>You drew the short straw and have been assigned to the dungeons, which is now the most terrifying assignment around
>The dungeons are well maintained and furnished like the rest of the palace, of course.
>It's not the dungeons themselves thats the problem.
>It's the THING the Pricesses are keeping locked up down here.
>You've caught looks at what's under those robes and mask, and just thinking about what you saw makes you wince
>That sickly bare skin and joints that bend in all the wrong ways
>And the sounds it makes
>The less said about those the better
>You try to put it out of your mind and just get your shift over with
>Maybe you won't have nightmares tonight

>You are Anon.
>You don't really know where you are, just that there are lots of skittish but very colourful pony things here.
>The larger ones are a bit more friendly, and seem to try to communicate.
>You're making progress at that, but it's slow.
>At least they've given you a nice apartment in their basement to use while you're here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 13:53:12 No.25349773 Report

Quoted By:

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 06 Nov 2015 14:18:38 No.25349873 Report

Quoted By: >>25351999

spiderpostan is always relevant
>>25340353
Fuck that shit, this is a spiderpony thread now.

>You are Anonymous, a student of photography at america college
>You and your class are at STAR Labs on a field trip to photograph their cool science shit
>Being the cool sorta kid, you "get seperated from your tour group"
>And then fall off a poorly maintained catwalk into a magic treadmill or something
>It sends you to a world of ponies and magic and stuff
>It also sends the contents of a vat of radioactive spider viruses you knocked over on the way down there too
>Since you're a human, spider viruses do bugger-all to you
>But ponies are not humans, so are not immune to spider viruses
>And so all the friendly magical talking ponies turn into friendly magical talking giant spiders
>And since you're a human on a far away world with aliens, you do what comes naturally to a human in such a situation
>You seduce them, just like Kirk would
>And so began your adventures as Spider-Fucker-Man

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 06 Nov 2015 16:24:36 No.25350628 Report

Quoted By: >>25351999 >>25355587

>>25349426
continued
>>25349998
>Be Twilight Bookle, Princess of Sparkles.
>You're in canterlot with Princess Momlestia and Luna to study an actual ALIEN!
>It's like a dream come true!
>Well, actually being with it is more like a nightmare, but it's a nightmare of SCIENCE so you love it all the same.
>Despite being utterly terrifying it seems to be reciprocating your attempts to communicate, showing you the strange and complex runes of an otherworldly language.
>It's a bit tricky working with a language whose spoken form hurts to listen to, but if anypony can do this, it's you.
>IA IA ANONYMOUS FTAGN!
>You scrunch up in discomfort
>Hehe, you're thinking too hard about the sounds that go with the symbols again
>Maybe you need a break
>A few days back at ponyville sounds awfully nice right now
>No. If you left, who would keep it company?
>You'd hate to be all alone on another world with nopony around.
>It's you duty to make this guest as comfortable as you can.
>Maybe just one day?
>You'll talk to the other princesses about it tonight.
>Anyway, time to do science and make friends!

anonpencil

anonpencil Fri 06 Nov 2015 16:26:17 No.25350641 Report

Quoted By: >>25351266 >>25376160

>>25338616

Yeah, I'm writing it. Turned multipart. Turned non-AiE. Some thing happened.

I'll write an AiE oneshit with some feels or something after this to make up for it.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 06 Nov 2015 16:57:57 No.25350905 Report

Quoted By: >>25351999

more crosspostan
>>25350294
>You are Doctor Frank N. Anonymous, Professor of Esoteric Bullshit at Canterlot U.
>Today you and your team of slav- grad students are completing the final steps of project Parker
>You had expected this to take years longer, but a series of tragic and fortuitous accidents led you you getting all sorts of "parts" that you wouldn't have otherwise been able to get
>So you've been hastily incorporating the extra donor parts
>Suspended by a variety of support structures and connected to bundles of cables sits "Dave"
"Okay, give me final status before we commit."
>"Power supply is go."
>"Neuro-systems are go"
>The checks all sound off, and you enter the command to begin activation
>There is a THUNK and faint smell of ozone as the main power supply connects Dave to the national grid
>You see her eyes flutter and she begins to breathe
>After a breif discussion with your team, you indulge in some maniacal laughter
"IT'S ALIVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>Your team claps politely
>Well, this is it.
>You stand in front of Dave's face and gently wake her
"Can you hear me?"
>"Uhhhrh wha? Where am I?"
"You're in my lab at Canterlot U, how do you feel, Dave?"
>"I'm not Dave, I'm Twilight Sparkle"
"Okay Dave."
>You and your assistants pop open a bottle of champagne to celebrate
>You pour a glass for Dave and help her out of her scaffold
>She's a bit undsteady, but that's expected for someone who has never used their legs before
>"WHY DO I HAVE EIGHT LEGS NOW?!"
"So we could give you seven vaginas"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 17:43:09 No.25351266 Report

Quoted By: >>25352550

>>25350641
U better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 19:10:37 No.25351999 Report

Quoted By:

>>25350905
>>25350628
>>25349873
MORE YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!

If you have time I mean. I know you're busy and all.

anonpencil

anonpencil Fri 06 Nov 2015 20:20:55 No.25352550 Report

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>>25351266

I will, dubs demand it,

Love and Powerlifting

Love and Powerlifting Fri 06 Nov 2015 21:16:10 No.25353031 Report

Quoted By: >>25353614 >>25354344 >>25355326

Hey, I don't usually do this since I don't like to do this but I was wondering if anyone wanted to help me edit something.

It's that thing I was talking about for Fimfiction. It's the sequel to "To Service and Queen" if anyone knows of it.

I'm not gonna lie, it's a bit long but I think it's pretty good, and I want to make it even better by getting it polished and some feedback on the dirty, naughty scenes.

A writefag or a grammarnazi would be preferred and if you're interested just PM me. If you don't care feel free to call me a faggot and ignore this post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 22:08:31 No.25353614 Report

Quoted By: >>25356002

>>25353031
When you say it's a bit long, how long are we talking? I'd be happy to take a look, for what it's worth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 23:06:58 No.25354344 Report

Quoted By: >>25354371 >>25354400 >>25355326

>>25353031
Ask the Skype chat, they all love to pretend they still do stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 23:08:52 No.25354371 Report

Quoted By: >>25355061

>>25354344
Honestly all the chats aside from one are shit.

The Fleet, the Sekrut Club, the Illuminati.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 23:11:35 No.25354400 Report

Quoted By: >>25354633 >>25355326

>>25354344
>the Skype chat
There are like 500

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Nov 2015 23:33:20 No.25354633 Report

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>>25354400
Tell them I said hi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 00:14:46 No.25355061 Report

Quoted By: >>25355132

>>25354371

What are those chats for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 00:22:35 No.25355132 Report

Quoted By:

>>25355061
organizing shitposting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 00:41:06 No.25355326 Report

Quoted By:

>>25354400
>>25354344
>>25353031
There's still an editor's group. Jump on the skype chat and ask.
If you get nothing, bother 8th about it. He's proofed stuff and given feedback for me when I tell him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 01:06:11 No.25355587 Report

Quoted By:

>>25350628
I like this type of stuff. More please.

Love and powerlifting

Love and powerlifting Sat 07 Nov 2015 01:48:06 No.25356002 Report

Quoted By: >>25359148

>>25353614
9000 words

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 01:56:22 No.25356094 Report

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>>25348276
Me too.

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 07 Nov 2015 02:12:28 No.25356276 Report

Quoted By: >>25356290

>Worn out from playing with the tiny terror and eager to catch your breath, you fall onto the couch with your arms behind your head.
>"Anon?"
"Lounge."
>Moonie leaps up onto the head of the couch and flashes you a very tooth grin.
>"Come on. Let's play."
"I need a break for now. After."
>"You're no fun."
"And don't you forget it," you reply as you teasingly pretend to push her off the couch.
>She leaps down beside you. The couch is a little springy so there's a small bounce along with a squeal of glee as she flies through the air.
>"Hey, if I started a business, could I keep all the profits?"
"A business in what?"
>"I don't know... lemonade?"
"Actual lemonade? No poison, mind control serum or something like that?"
>"What kind of villain do you take me for? Using cheap tricks like that, honestly."
>Using her forehooves, she puts a little pressure on your gut to further drive home that she isn't pleased with your remark.
"I very clearly recall you handing out exploding cupcakes."
>"How is that a cheap trick? Just because you had to clean it. Anyway, could I?"
"As long as you've paid your employees, all your resources and stuff, then sure. I guess."
>"Excellent! Can you bring me one of those forms that I need to register my business after work tomorrow? Oh, and I need to borrow some bits to start it all up. Think of it as an investment."
"I thought you hadn't decided on what you'll be doing yet."
>"That's what I'm going to do now," she replies as she leaps off the couch and darts into her room.
>Even through the wall, you can hear her excitedly chatting away with Sir Bearington about all the money they're going to make.
>You smile at how cute the silly little filly is being as you grab a nearby book to relax with for the next while.
-----

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 07 Nov 2015 02:13:47 No.25356290 Report

Quoted By: >>25356316

>>25356276
-----
>A few days later Moonie hands in the form for her business, still refusing to reveal what she'll be doing, and now has her stall all set up.
>You figured you'd humour the idea and you'd also be giving her something constructive to do by handing her the bits to start up.
>Work keeps you so busy for the first day that you had to skip lunch. By the time you made it down to the town square, Moonie has packed up.
"How was the first day?"
>She lobs a small sack at you.
>You catch it and give it a little shake. Bits.
>"Plus interest," she answers as she uses her magic to fold the stall into a wagon.
"You didn't really need to pay me back you know. Here, let me get that."
>You grip the handle of the wagon and wheel it back to the house.
>"This is a legitimate business here. I can't go screwing over my investors."
>Honestly there is a part of you that wonders about that. This is Moonie you're talking about. There has never been a more mischievous mare than Moonie.
"Are you able to afford paying me back right away?"
>"Of course. I sold out."
"On the first day? Wow... Impressive... Sold out of what though?"
>"You'll have to stop by tomorrow," she replies with a grin.
>And with that, you decide to wait patiently for tomorrow.
-----
>This lunch break, you've actually got the time to stop by Moonie's stall. Thankfully.
>As you head into the town square, you're greeted by one VERY long line.
>You walk around to the side of it to get a good look at just how many ponies are waiting, and for what.
>It takes only a quick glance to see there's more than you're willing to bother counting and they're all lined up for Moonie's stall.
>You can't help but feel a large sense of pride for her.
>Whatever she's doing, it's going great.
>Hopefully it's both legally and morally okay.
>"Hey," and bored Applejack calls from your side, startling you slightly.
"Hey. How's things?"

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 07 Nov 2015 02:15:13 No.25356316 Report

Quoted By: >>25356331

>>25356290
>"Slow actually. Your little menace has everyone's attention."
"Menace?"
>"I mean it as a joke. Even I'm proud of her accomplishment. As long as it's nothing shady."
>AJ gets back behind her stall and leans on it while she eyes the line. Boredom is clearly written into every inch of her face.
>You'd stay and keep her entertained but your lunch breaks aren't that long.
"What's she even selling?"
>"Lemonade. It's the talk of the town, as you can see."
"Yeah... I was hoping to check it out and buy something but I'm on break."
>"I've got Applebloom in line to get a small barrel so we can all try it. I'll save you some."
"Thanks. I guess I'll go grab something at Sugarcube Corner then."
>"Later."
"Take care, AJ."
>When work is over, you head to the square once again to escort Moonie home.
>"I did even better today," she beams with excitement while she shakes a very large sack of bits.
"I'm proud of you. You've been doing really well."
>"Yeah, I think it's time to close up shop," she replies in a very nonchalant tone.
"After two days?" You ask in disbelief.
>"Yeah, well, think about it. If I keep going, folks might tire of the lemonade. So I'll close up shop and reopen in a few months, this way it'll seem rare. People will fondly look back on now and want more. Plus, next time I'll have stock prepared so I can make an even bigger killing before I rinse and repeat."
"Not bad I 'spose."
>"Applejack does the same thing with Cider after all. Besides, it's all a lot of work to do on my own. "
"If you're so confident you'll do well, hire help."
>"And make less bits?"
>You chuckle a little at her. You're not surprised by her reaction in the slightest.
>"So, how would you like to make an investment once again when I start selling the lemonade again?"
"Count me in. We'll need to have a talk about how much of a return I'll be getting though."

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 07 Nov 2015 02:16:19 No.25356331 Report

Quoted By: >>25356343

>>25356316
>"Greedy."
"Heh, anyway, what's the plan for all your money?"
>"I dunno... We'll see."
-----
>A few days later, when it's your day, you decided to get a bit of a sleep in.
>You even asked Moonie to not wake you, which she seemed to be fine with.
>Part of you worried she was only pretending to agree, just so she could wake you up by diving into your gut while you're at ease.
>She's exactly the type to keep her fingers crossed during every deal and promise. That is if she had fingers.
>It's midday and you're woken by the sounds of squealing.
>You're still very much groggy, your head has a thump echoing through it while every movement washes you with a dizzy disorientation as you try to remain awake.
"Wonderful," you say aloud to yourself in a very raspy croak.
>You lick and smack your lips to end that crackly and dry feeling.
>Then you stand up and walk into the kitchen where the squealing gets louder.
>Judging from the sounds of it, it's Moonie and some friends in the backyard.
>Actually, it sounds more like screaming now that you think about it.
>This lights up all kinds of alerts as you open the kitchen window to look at what's happening.
>Now sitting in your backyard is an oaken wood catapult which is loaded and ready to launch a sobbing little filly to its target.
"MOONIE," you bark, startling both her and Diamond Tiara.
>Moonie was all ready to hit the launch lever had you not shocked her just now.
>"SHE LAUNCHED SIR BEARINGTON," Moonie instantly replies defensively.
"I don't care. Let her go, right now."
>"BUT--"
"NOW! Or so help me, I will use that to launch your ass back onto that moon."
>"FINE! You're no fun."
"And don't you forget it!"
>"Get down Silver Spoon."
"That's her name, I always forget," you think to yourself.
>Moonie gives the filly a nod, signalling it's safe to get off. The poor girl repeats thank you over and over while she shakes in fear but at least the tears have stopped.

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 07 Nov 2015 02:17:23 No.25356343 Report

Quoted By: >>25356360

>>25356331
"You two. Home. Now. And I'll be having words with your father about this Diamond Tiara."
>With that, they take off. Leaving Moonie alone in the backyard.
"Inside. Now. Because I am not putting on pants to go out there," you tell her, muttering the last part so she can't hear.
>Once she's inside you set to lecturing her.
>As you go on about the safety and finding out who the jerk was that sold her a catapult, you realise that she was just launching junk.
>Which was when that raggedy bear got put on the catapult by accident.
>So now you head off in the direction Moonie was loosing everything.
>It's not a long walk, Sweet Apple Acres isn't too far away.
>Everything she fired is in a small area. But some is in the trees or on the ground.
>"I was wondering when you'd show up," Applejack calls out as she pulls an empty cart.
"Don't worry, Moonie was just about to clean all this up."
>Moonie opens her mouth to protest but a quick glare puts a sudden end to that.
>"You can use this Moonie. Now, how about that lemonade I promised you?"
"Lead the way," you reply before following closely behind AJ up to the barn.
>From the veranda you can still see Moonie, so you figure you'd kick back with AJ up here while Moonie cleans up.
>You take a sip of the cool, refreshing beverage.
>Honestly, this might just be the best lemonade you've ever had.
>Granted the only lemonade you've ever really had was mass produced, full to the brim with sugar and over carbonated.
>You have no idea when Moonie learnt this or who from, but it's very clear from past experiences that the only thing consumable she can make is this.
>Well, she can make other things but as far as you've heard, the town hasn't been stuck on the toilet for the past few days from this.
>"Good, isn't it?"
"Yeah," you answer, almost in shock.
>It was clear that her lemonade was good, but you weren't expecting this.

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 07 Nov 2015 02:18:38 No.25356360 Report

Quoted By: >>25356521 >>25357127

>>25356343
>"I might try and get the recipe off her."
"I doubt she will. After all the cash she has made, she wants to sell it like you do your cider."
>"Heh. As long as lemonade and cider season don't collide, I'm okay with that."
>The two of you then quietly enjoy your lemonade while you watch Moonie struggle with cleaning up. The rope that's attached to a tyre has wrapped around the branches of a tree.
>You can hear her yelling as she struggles with the tangle all the way across the farm.
>It does take her a while, but once she's done, you head home with her.
>AJ offers to take that stuff to the dump for you, it was all rubbish awayway so you accept her offer.
>While you and Moonie are walking side by side, you break the silence.
"By the way... You're also grounded for a month for that."
>"WHAT?! That's not fair."
"You're right, I'm being much too nice about this considering you nearly launched a filly into Sweet Apple Acres."
>"One month?"
"One month," you repeat.
>You can hear her groaning under her breath the rest of the way home which brings a smile to your face.
>The little brat.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 02:31:28 No.25356521 Report

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>>25356360

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 03:30:37 No.25357127 Report

Quoted By: >>25357158

>>25356360
You didn't credit me as a collaborator!

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sat 07 Nov 2015 03:33:28 No.25357158 Report

Quoted By: >>25357174

>>25357127
>implying if I collabed with someone it'd be anything but dick jokes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 03:34:34 No.25357174 Report

Quoted By:

>>25357158
Our latest work is mostly breast jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:05:21 No.25358104 Report

Quoted By: >>25358195

Anyone have any good Maud stories? So hard to find…

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 07 Nov 2015 05:15:30 No.25358195 Report

Quoted By: >>25359098

>>25358104
>You are Maud.
>Maud in Equestria.
>Surrounded by rocks.
>Rocks rocks rocks.
>They give you magic strength.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 06:56:38 No.25359098 Report

Quoted By:

>>25358195
That rocked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 07:03:10 No.25359148 Report

Quoted By:

>>25356002
THAT'S IT?

I EAT THAT FOR BREAKFAST.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 07:20:11 No.25359293 Report

Quoted By: >>25359336 >>25359476

>>25342615

That image made me giggle so I had to do something like pic related.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 07 Nov 2015 07:23:54 No.25359336 Report

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>>25359293
Bad ponies do not get leg privileges.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 07:41:24 No.25359476 Report

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>>25359293

Now I can't help imagine Anon doing all kinds of things to a confused and disgruntled Pinkie.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 07 Nov 2015 08:34:24 No.25359871 Report

Quoted By: >>25360588

crosspostan
>Day shapeshifters in Equestria
>You are Anonymous
>You're hanging out in your house, located in the magic-crater that used to be cloudsdale's lower district
>Today you're chilling with your bros Thingpony who is some sort of thing, and Queenie who is a changeling queen
>Neither of them have names you can pronounce so you just gave them nicknames
>Today you plan to introduce them to the wonders of horror movies
>Because what could possibly go wrong with that idea?
>Fuck, you hope you didn't just jinx yourself with that thought
>Anyway you all get together in front of the telly and start watching stuff
>About halfway through a nice gory film about space aliens you notice a strange smell
"What's that smell?"
>"I don't know, it's weird though" says thingpony
>"Ohhhhhhhhhh" moans queenie, who you discover is furiously masturbating
"Queenie, not on my sofa!"
>"Sorry Anon, it's just so -unf- hot"
>You hope you only have to get the cushions laundered and not the whole thing
"Look, we all have our fetishes, but can you at least wait until you leave to rub one out?"
>"Okay."
>Fucking lewd horsefriends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 10:31:11 No.25360588 Report

Quoted By: >>25360633

>>25359871
Thanks for the early morning posts, Durnk.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 07 Nov 2015 10:46:18 No.25360633 Report

Quoted By: >>25360636

>>25360588
have another one then
>You are Shotanon, young male human
>You're at some sort of teenage age right now, meaning you are pubescent.
>Puberty is a colossal bundle of faggotry and hormones
>You're so horny you'd fuck a pony
>*POP*
>Now you're in some sort of library
>It looks like it's from the olden days or something, everything is wood
>Thinking about wood just gave you wood.
>You hear something behind you
>Turning around, you spot a purple horse monster
>"That wasn't supposed to happen!"
"A talking horse?!"
>"I'm not a horse!"
"You look like one"
>"I'm a pony, thank you very much."
"Isn't that just a small horse?"
>"Urgh, I don't have time to explain this to an alien"
>"Wait YOU'RE AN ALIEN!"
>She runs off and you catch a glimpse of her pony pussy
>[BONER INTENSIFIES]
>You walk after her, and see her ripping a dress
>She puts the dress on, and you see her vag again
>Once she has the ripped dress on she turns around and sees you in the doorframe
>"Well.... hello there."
>"I'm.. Princess Twilight Sparkle... "
>Her speech brings to mind some sort of sexy spaceship captain
"Hey you're pretty"
>It spirals from there in a whirlwind of "Cultural exchange"
>That means you fucked her
>You fucked her a lot
>It was totally awesome, you even stuck your dick in her butt a few times
>That's like sixth base or something
>After a few months she freaks out after you fill in some forms with her
>She's very quiet for a few weeks and you don't fuck for like a month
>But then her mom Celestia visits
>"Twilight, is this the alien child you told me you were having problems with?"
>"Yes princess, I'm so sorry, I didn't know he was so young."
>"You're not in any trouble, I've dealt with issues like this before and I'm certain this will all work out in the end."
cont.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 07 Nov 2015 10:47:20 No.25360636 Report

Quoted By: >>25360911

>>25360633
>"You're royalty after all, having 'relations' with somepony younger than normal is okay for you."
>You see her vagina a few times while they're talking
>"But what about Shotanon?"
>"What about him? He seems to like you just fine. Is that true my dear?"
"Yes, Twilight is great!"
>"Then it's settled. I'll have a word with the local authorities about proper discretion and you two can go on being a happy couple"
>Today was a very british day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 12:07:50 No.25360911 Report

Quoted By: >>25361153

>>25360636
Their teeth are too nice for it to be a British day.

smh

smh Sat 07 Nov 2015 12:10:44 No.25360920 Report

Quoted By: >>25367333 >>25367431

>day asdf214351 on equestria
>anon has returned from his vacation to human word
>seems like he has picked up new lingo from his visit to a place called a 'gay though'?
>applejack wonder what kind as the two of them shift through the menu
applejack
>anon calls to her, in a very serious tone
>the pone tenses up, wondering what kind of message anon wants to deliver
>maybe he wants two drinks?
>maybe he wants the fritters now?
>maybe... he wants m-
these drinks are garbo af faum tee bee heich
>w-what
esse emme heich family just
just
shaking my head ok
>this must be his new lingo
>applejack has half a mind to ask what it means
>anon looks straight through her
you have no idea what I'm saying, do you family
>but she never wed, why is she family?
>anon slams the menu to the table, attracting gasps and looks
rude
>he says
rude as fuck oranges rude
as
fuck
>anon runs out clapping and giggling like a retarded monkey
>what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 13:02:14 No.25361072 Report

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>>25315849
>You only need to go through the master list to find writers with less than a handful of AiE stories to see what I mean.

A big part of that is when you look at all the content on the master list, and then completed stories list...

I think that discourages readers and potential writers alike. No matter how good a story is, if it doesn't have some kind of resolution, then it's just a lesson in frustration.

I've gotten to the point that I find it hard to start reading anything until it's finished, just too much disappointments after getting so emotional involved in a story just to see it abandoned several chapters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 13:14:57 No.25361120 Report

Quoted By: >>25361293

so what is it with this necropone?
i've only ever seen art of her, are there any stories?

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 07 Nov 2015 13:26:40 No.25361153 Report

Quoted By:

>>25360911
>Anon is a dentist
>Is hired by the hospital
>Shows up on his first day
>Does dentistry with textbook skill
>Patient is scared of needle, but Anon convinces them to stay still while he works
>[VRRRRRRRRRRM INTENSIFIES]
>Scared ponies flee in terror
>Word of his attempted head drilling spreads
>Now none of the ponies will go near him
>Even the local band of heroes is wary of confronting him
>Brushing of teeth is at an all time high
>None of the ponies will risk needing to go to the dentist
>Now anon needs to find a hobby to fill the time he used to spend dealing with patients

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 07 Nov 2015 13:55:37 No.25361293 Report

Quoted By: >>25361353 >>25361427 >>25370503

>>25361120
>You are Anon.
>Inna Questria
>Necromancer pony has broken into your house again.
>She thinks that because you have a skeleton she gets to tell you what to do.
>She is wrong.
>"Get out of bed, my unholy minion!"
"Fuck off."
>She shoots magic at you.
>It singes your bed.
>Right. That's enough of that.
>You pick her up and carry her over to the window.
>"Wait! MINION STOP!"
>Window open, pony goes back outside.
>Windows closed, go lock the door, Anon goes back to bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 14:08:30 No.25361353 Report

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>>25361293
I bet she put muddy hoofprints all over the carpet too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 14:24:02 No.25361427 Report

Quoted By: >>25361443

>>25361293
good stuff

so no like 'official' fic she is based on, right?

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 07 Nov 2015 14:28:18 No.25361443 Report

Quoted By: >>25361476

>>25361427
there are no official fics for anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 14:35:19 No.25361476 Report

Quoted By: >>25362029

>>25361443
n-no, my TwilightxTrixie fic is totally official, I don't know why Hasbro isn't returning my emails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 15:58:24 No.25362029 Report

Quoted By: >>25362667

>>25361476
They follow the H&K customer policy.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 16:39:20 No.25362667 Report

Quoted By: >>25363070

>>25362029
>"Statement: Your taste in shipping is inferior Meatbag."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 16:55:22 No.25363070 Report

Quoted By: >>25364148

>>25362667
http://monsterhunternation.com/2007/10/09/hk-because-you-suck-and-we-hate-you/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 17:52:44 No.25364148 Report

Quoted By: >>25365901

>>25363070
tl;dr They make guns that aren't very good.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 18:00:35 No.25364255 Report

Quoted By: >>25364633

>>25349366
I need this.Also check'd

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 18:33:44 No.25364633 Report

Quoted By: >>25365171 >>25365189 >>25365204

>>25364255
widnessded

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 19:27:47 No.25365171 Report

Quoted By: >>25365267 >>25365358

>>25364633
what kind of sorcery is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 19:29:39 No.25365189 Report

Quoted By: >>25365358

>>25364633
what kind of sorcery is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 19:31:14 No.25365204 Report

Quoted By: >>25365267 >>25365358

>>25364633
what kind of sorcery is this

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 19:36:11 No.25365267 Report

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>>25365171
>>25365204
Not sure what you're trying to play at here, but don't think nobody is gonna notice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 19:45:29 No.25365358 Report

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>>25365171
>>25365189
>>25365204
I wish I could have avoided witnessing that.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 20:35:04 No.25365901 Report

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>>25364148
Good, just overhyped

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 21:49:27 No.25366808 Report

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>>25339377
she is

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 22:30:55 No.25367333 Report

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 22:37:36 No.25367431 Report

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>>25360920
I'm guess you're from the other side of the pond as you spell "heich" but in American Nigger, the H is soft and would be pronounce more like "aych".
Also I assume you mean S by "esse" but that is pronounced the same as "essay" in American Spic. You want something like "ess".

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 22:42:17 No.25367487 Report

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>>25367431
Ohh I get it. His story makes much more sense now.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Nov 2015 23:35:22 No.25368203 Report

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>>25367431
k

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 00:28:09 No.25368939 Report

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 00:43:33 No.25369099 Report

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>>25368939
So that's who was phone.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 01:29:48 No.25369685 Report

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 02:30:49 No.25370503 Report

Quoted By: >>25372092 >>25392752

>>25361293
>That name looks familiar.
Did you happen to participate in a collaborative green in the 'zergling cyoa' a while back?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:21:21 No.25371160 Report

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>>25369685
moshi moshi, pone desu

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:23:15 No.25371180 Report

Quoted By: >>25371187

Continuing from pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/7YEetcTJ

--

>The next morning.
>A groan escapes your throat and your eyes slowly flittering open.
>You awaken to find yourself halfway on a strange bed.
>Leg half, that is.
>Your face and torso were on the floor in a position that would make a scorpion cringe.
>Apparently the ponies who dragged you up here last night only had the patience to throw your lower half onto the bed and leave the rest to be.
>After sliding yourself completely off the bed, you slowly stand and stretch your back.
>An agonized groan comes from you and your spine pops several times.
“Ow…” you mutter.

>Being somewhat awake now, you decide to take a peek around the room.
>Several shelves of books lined the walls and there was a table with a rack of vials and beakers.
>Some runes were inscribed into the table itself.
“Alchemy?” you ask no one in particular as you run you hand over the runes.
>You reach for the nearest book and open it halfway.
>Can’t really say what you were expecting.
>This is written in moonspeak or something.
>As you examine the strange text, a quick knock at the door is heard.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:24:15 No.25371187 Report

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>>25371180
>Glancing away from the tome, you spot two guard ponies waltz in.
>”Oh great,” started one. “It can read our books but it can’t speak our language?”
>”Someone said it was a wizard and immune to unicorn telekinesis,” said the other. “And those are Princess Twilight’s magic tomes. Celestia help us if he learns anything terrible from them.”
>You look at them for a moment while they speak to each other.
>With them just standing there, you look back to the book and flip a few pages.
>Then one of them stomps his hoof, catching your attention once more.
>”Hey,” said the guard. “You’re to come with us to breakfast.”
>You stare blankly at him, unable to figure out what it is he just said.
>”He doesn't speak our language,” reminded the second guard.
>The first pony facehoofs before gesturing for you to follow him.
>Placing the book back, you walk over to him as he leads you down the hall with the second guard walking behind you.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:25:16 No.25371202 Report

Quoted By: >>25371218

>>25371187

~~

>Down in the dining hall, Prince Shining Armor and Princess Cadance are waiting patiently for you.
>A place at the table was set for you.
>On your plate were eggs, asparagus, a kiwi, a bagel, and a fillet of salmon with a side of pineapple juice.
>Shining Armor just kept staring at the chef’s choice of breakfast food for their human guest.
>”I can’t be the only one who sees that as odd,” he said, comparing his own breakfast of egg, hay, toast, and orange juice.
>”Well you did tell the chef to come up with something ‘exotic’ for Anon,” replied Cadance.
>”I was just thinking an excess amount of fruit so he fills up on that instead of the flesh of ponies,” said the prince. “What if he gets a taste of our blood?”
>”Okay now you’re just being paranoid,” scoff Cadance.
>”It was just a joke,” said her husband as he took a sip of juice.
>A glowing spoon bopped him on the nose.
>”Hey!”
>”Not until Anon arrives,” said Cadance.
>”Jeez, you’re worse than my mother,” he muttered.
>”What was that?” snapped Cadance.
>”Love you~”

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:26:24 No.25371218 Report

Quoted By: >>25371232

>>25371202
>The dining hall doors open as you saunter in with your escort.
>The two royals look in your direction as you enter.
>When the guards lead you to your seat, you sit down as one fastens a bib to you.
>’Really?’ you think to yourself as you examine the bib hanging from your neck.
>Actually, thinking back to your ravenous gluttony the night before makes you realize that this is a logical response.
>”Thank you, guards,” said Cadance.
>”Yes, Princess,” they reply as they left to go stand by the door you entered through.
>Cadance gives you a warm smile.
>”Good morning, Anonymous,” she says slowly.
>”Didn’t we go over this yesterday?” asked Shining Armor. “He doesn’t speak our language. Talking slowly won’t help.”
>”You never know,” replied his wife.
>Shining was about to say something when he glanced over at you already digging into your plate.
>”Hey! How come he doesn’t get smacked with a spoon?” he whined.
>Cadance replied by lifting a fork of egg into her mouth.
>After a dignified chew and swallow, she replied.
>”We’re all here now, aren’t we?” she asked.
>About to open his mouth again, Shining’s stomach hollered at him to start eating.
>And then there was breakfast.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:28:04 No.25371232 Report

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>>25371218
~~

>These ponies can cook pretty good.
>The egg, while sunny-side-up, is sprinkled with black pepper so it’s a bit more bearable.
>The kiwi was already pre-skinned and cut in half so you pop that juicy bastard into your mouth a savor the sweet flavor of it.
>Why there was fish at breakfast, you have no idea.
>You ain’t about to argue with their generosity though.
>For all you know, they would have tossed your ass into the dungeon and tied you down to a torture table.
>But enough about that.
>There’s food to be had!

~~

>Cadance spends most of the meal watching you eat.
>Your demeanor from last night was much different.
>She notices that you aren’t eating like a wild animal anymore.
>Somewhat.
>You’re still shoveling the food into your face, but at least you’re using silverware and not making a mess.
>Glancing over at her husband, she sees him with his face by the plate as he also shovels his meal straight into his maw.
>Cadance shakes her head a bit and rolls her eyes before continuing her breakfast.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:29:05 No.25371241 Report

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>>25371232
>Come the end of the meal, yourself and Shining Armor were both leaning back in your chairs and patting your stomachs.
>Again, Cadance took note of the similarity.
>Having a light chuckle to herself, she waved over the servants standing near the kitchen.
>As they went to scoop up the dishes, one got a bit close to you.
>He stopped his work when something horrible hit his nostrils.
>Taking a second whiff, he audibly shared his disgust with the room.
>Holding a hoof to his nose, he scooped the dishes up quickly with his other and left the room.
>You took note of his distress.
>It was kind of hard to miss.
>Lifting your arm, you take a whiff of your pits.
"Ack!" you choke as you turn your head and cough.
>Yeah, several days without a shower would do that.
>Having seen all of that, Cadance stared at you with a disgusted expression.
>Shining was holding a hoof to his mouth to stifle his laughter.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:30:06 No.25371255 Report

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>>25371241
>"Uhm... Excuse me?" called Cadance to a nearby servant.
>Walking over, the servant bowed to the princess.
>"Yes, Princess?" she asked.
>"Please go run a bath for Anonymous," said Cadance. "Have a guard escort him to the bathroom while you do so, okay?"
>"Yes, Princess," said the servant with a bow.
>The servant walked over to one of the guards at the door and relayed the order.
>As they came up behind you, one nudged you in the side with his hood.
>"Lets go," he said with a side-nod of his head.
>As you went to leave, Cadance called out again.
>"Guard! Would one of you please come here?" she asked.
>The two guards glanced at each other.
>The one leading you gave a nod to the other as he led you out.
>The remaining one walked over to the princess.
>Shining Armor had also moved from his place at the end of the table to see what his wife needed with the guard pony.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:31:06 No.25371270 Report

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>>25371255
>"Yes, Princess?" bowed the guard.
>"I'm just curious," started Cadance. "Was Anon doing anything when you found him this morning? Like, some kind of mystic wizardry or something we should know about?"
>"Yeah. We need to know if he's trying to summon the dead or something," piped up Shining Armor.
>Cadance shot an angry glance at him.
>"What?" he defended. "You never know."
>"He wasn't doing any of that," said the guard, much to Shining's relief.
>"So was he just sleeping then?" asked Cadance.
>"No, Princess. We found him reading one of Princess Twilight's advanced spellbooks."
>"Oooh!" sounded an excited Cadance.
>"I told you he was a wizard!" said Shining.
>"There's also word among the castle staff that Anon is immune to magics. When they tried to move him to the bedchambers last night, they couldn't move him with telekinesis. It took two earth pony guards to carry the brunt of his weight while a few others helped how they could."
>"What's he made of, dark matter?" Shining asked rhetorically.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:32:06 No.25371279 Report

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>>25371270
>Cadance faced her husband looking a bit worried.
>"Magic immunity?" she asked. "Like full-grown dragons?"
>"I'm sure that's an over-statement," said a confident Shining. "If he was draconic in nature, you'd think he would speak a dragon's language."
>Cadance thought about it for a moment.
>"That's a very valid point," she said.
>"Of course. And besides-"
>"We must have Twilight bring Spike with her so we can test this theory," finished Cadance.
>"Wait, we what?" asked Shining. "That's not what I said."
>"No. That's what I'm saying," said Cadance. "If he has magic immunities akin to elder draconic beings, then who's to say he doesn't understand dragons? Neither of us speak dragon and we've barely heard Anon say much, if at all."
>The guard pony just stood there looking back and forth as the royals spoke.
>"It's an idea, but we hardly have evidence that he's part dragon and we can't exactly ask him," said Shining.
>"Well when Twilight arrives, we can ask Spike."
>"That's assuming she brings him," replied Shining.
>Cadance thought for a second before nodding and turning to the guard pony.
>"Would you add a note to my letter to Twilight before it gets shipped off to ask her to bring Spike along?"
>"Yes, Princess," said the guard before he trotted off.
>Cadance looked at her husband with a smile.
>"And that solves that," she said.
>"It still doesn't solve the language barrier," Shining reminded.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:33:07 No.25371288 Report

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>>25371279

~~

>At the other end of the castle, you find yourself sitting low in a small tub.
>The warm water and bubbles accentuate the pleasure this bath brings you.
>And now you don't smell like a foot anymore.
>Your legs are sticking out over the edge of the tub, but you find yourself about as relaxed as you have been in the last couple days.
>They even gave you a little rubber ducky to play with.
>Quack.
>A short chuckle escapes you as you push the ducky around the tub.
>Your bath is soon interupted by a knock at the door.
>Shining Armor pokes his head in and looks around.
>Your eyes meet his when he locates you.
>"Hey, we need you to come with us out into the courtyard," he said to you as he walked inside.
>So much for privacy.
>Staring at him for a brief moment, you try registering what it is he's talking about.
>Maybe he's just checking up on you.
>Nodding your head slowly, he seems satisfied with the answer.
>"Lets get going," he said.
>Apparently he thinks you can understand him now.
>When you don't move after a few moments, it finally clicks that you still can't understand him.
>He facehoofs himself at his stupidity.
>"I'm turning into my wife," he said to himself.
>He motioned you toward him as if to follow.
>Ah ok.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:34:09 No.25371299 Report

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>>25371288
>You start to rise from the tub, but stop.
>Towel... Towel...
>Looking around, you spot two hanging on a nearby rack.
>Your attempts to reach from the tub are futile.
>Luckily, Shining can see what you're after and levitates one over to you.
>You slowly rise from the tub when you're clear of the bubbles so that none stick to you.
>The towel is held in his direction so he can't see your junk when you finally stand out of the tub.
>Looking around some more, you notice that your clothes aren't where you left them.
"Aw shit," you on impulse.
>Shining's ears perk up at your voice.
>"Oh, so you can talk," he said. "I don't know about dragonic but that definitely wasn't pony."
>You turn towards him with the towel still wrapped around your waist.
"Need. Clothes," you tell him while motioning with your free hand all around yourself.
>Shining's expression went straight.
>"I can't understand you. Stop talking slowly," he said to you. "Jeez, you're like my wife."
>This isn't going anywhere.
>Tying the towel so it sits like a skirt, you walk over to the other one and wrap it around your shoulders like a mock poncho.
>Shining Armor just simply stared at you like you were crazy.
>Turning to go, he walks out with you on his tail.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:35:09 No.25371311 Report

Quoted By: >>25371322 >>25371388

>>25371299

~~

>Down in the courtyard, Cadance taps her foot as she waits for her husband to arrive with your guest.
>When the two of you finally make it outside, she stops and stares at your queer choice in wardrobe.
>"Uhm..." She starts. "What?"
>Cadance points at your towels.
>"I have no idea," said Shining. "He got out of the tub like this."
>"Huh... I never actually thought about why he was wearing clothes in the first place," said Cadance. "It's not that cold out, is it?"
>Goosebumps had already popped up on your arms and a slight shiver went up your spine.
>It wouldn't be an issue if you had a sweater.
>However, if the wind blows, your only cover is gone.
>"Well he doesn't have much in the way of fur, so I can see how he's a bit chilly," observed Shining.
>"Interesting," said Cadance. "Well then, shall we get started with the demonstration?"

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:36:10 No.25371322 Report

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>>25371311
>Shining walked from you to his wife before turning about-face.
>"Alright," he started. "I know you can't understand me so just pretend you do."
>Your blank stares do nothing to boost his confidence.
>"Alright... Well what we're doing here is testing the abilities of your magic powers."
>As he spoke, his horn started glowing and a translucent blue wall appeared before you.
>"I want you to hit it," directed Shining as he reeled back and one-two punched the air with his front hooves.
>When you don't move, he sighs and facehoofs.
>"Cadance, would you mind?" asked Shining.
>His wife walks around to the front of the shield.
>Looking at you, then back at the shield, she gives it a light kick.
>A sound like vibrating metal sheets is heared as the shield wall ripples out from the point of impact.
>Cadance steps back and points to the shield as if giving you the go-ahead.
>Taking a step forward, you reach out and lightly knock on the shield.
>When it doesn't immediately disintigrate your hand, you go to palm-thrust it.
>There's a bit of resistance when your hand makes contact.
>The energy flowing around your arm gives your nerves a tingling sensation.
>After pushing a bit more, your hand clears the barrier.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:37:13 No.25371333 Report

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>>25371322
>"Whoa," said Shining as he saw your hand pass through his shield.
>"So it is true," said Cadance. "Although it doesn't look like an outright immunity."
>"Just a very high resistance," finished her husband. "I'm using one of my better shields, too. That actually rather terrifying."
>You pull you arm back through and Shining Armor dissipates the wall.
"That was cool," you comment.
>Cadance gasps at your words and rushes to you.
>You lean back a bit when she sticks her neck up at you in her excitement.
>"His first words!" she squeals.
>Shining Armor is not amused.
>"He's not a child," he tells her. "And those aren't his first words. He said something up in the bathroom."
>Cadance turns back towards her husband.
>"And you didn't tell me?" she asked, offended. "This is big news!"
>"How? Literally nothing is different. We still can't understand him and have no idea what language that is."
>"True, but now we know that he can talk."
>"I've known for several minutes now," said Shining.
>Cadance scrunched her nose in annoyance at her husband.
>"We need to tell Twilight about this," she said.
>"We can tell her when she gets here," said Shining. "She's the genius between us. If anyone can figure this guy out, it's her."
>"But that doesn't mean we can't do some research of our own in the meantime," replied Cadance.

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:38:13 No.25371343 Report

Quoted By: >>25371352

>>25371333
>They look back over at you when their conversation ends.
>While you were waiting for them, you had taken a seat and relaxed back on your hands.
>"And now it's your turn," Cadance said to you. "Show us what you got."
>"You might have to show him yourself," said Shining.
>"Hmm..." thought Cadance. "Perhaps this."
>The princess's horn glows as she revs up her spell.
>Lights shine from it and swirls of pink appear around her.
>Floating hearts appear and twist in the tornado of love.
>The display is short but impressive to watch.
>When the show dissipates, you give her a round of applause.
>Cadance blushes from the compliment and bows.

>"Now you," she says as she steps back to give you the floor.
>Unfortunately, you don't know what they expect you to do.
>Do they want you to out-perform them?
>You stand up, taking care to straighten your towels, and move before the royals.
>Again, you have no idea what you're supposed to do.
>Do a magic trick?
>Dance?
>"He's not doing anything," said Shining.
>"Maybe he's nervous?" asked Cadance.
>In a last-ditch effort to save yourself from this situation, you give them the universal sign for "I don't know".
>Giving them a shrug, you hope that they will understand.
>It seems to work.
>"Yeah, he has no idea," said Shining.
>"Perhaps he's not a wizard afterall?" asked Cadance.
>"Well then why would he be reading through spell tomes?"
>"Curiosity?" suggested the princess. "I'm sure it's not because he can read the language."

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:39:14 No.25371352 Report

Quoted By: >>25371365

>>25371343
>As their conversation goes on, your earlier fear is realized.
>The wind suddenly gusts through the courtyard, catching onto your towels.
>The one on your should acts as a cape and flows in the breeze.
>You tied the knot on that one pretty well.
>Unfortunately the one on your hips was loose.
>The moment the wind caught it, the knot slipped out.
>Being too slow to catch it, the towel blew off and left you ass naked in front of your hosts.
>You moved your hands to cover yourself but it was too late.
>"Eeek!" shrieked Cadance at the sight of your naked form.
>She covered her eyes and turned away.
>Shining just turned his head and put up a hoof to block the sight.
>"Aw, come on..." he said.
>You turn away from them and try to undo the towel on your shoulders.
>It'll take a bit if you keep going so you opt to just snatch up the other one from the ground real quick.
>Wrapping your hips once again, you knot it extra tight and hold it with your hand.
>The ponies look back when you're decent again.
>Although they were rightly shocked, your embarassment is far worse.
>"I can see why he wears clothing now," said Shining.
>"I'll have some robes whipped up for him as soon as possible," said Cadance. "Where were the clothes he had on before?"
>"No idea. They weren't there when he got out of the tub," said Shining.
>"They probably stink. I hope someone washed them and didn't just throw them out."

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jffry890 Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:40:15 No.25371365 Report

Quoted By: >>25372092 >>25374302

>>25371352
>The two ponies soon take notice that you're not looking directly at them anymore.
>"Well I think he's more than embarassed by now," said Shining. "We should probably go inside and find him something appropriate to wear."
>"You're not ripping up my curtains," said Cadance.
>"I wasn't planning on it, but that sounds cool. A red, velvety toga must feel awesome on his privates."
>Cadance slapped the back of her husbands head.
>"Ow!"
>As Shining sits there and nurses the bump on his head, Cadance walks over and nudges your leg.
>"Come on," she says as she starts walking away followed shortly by her husband.
>"You know, you don't always gotta get violent. It's just a joke."
>"Curtains are no joke, sweetie," she replies.
>You follow the pair inside, marking the beginning of a what would become a rather boring fashion montage.

--

That's it for now. I need to start thinking about how I'm gonna end this fucking thing. I need a big baddy.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 03:43:08 No.25371388 Report

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>>25371311
>>Down in the courtyard, Cadance taps her foot as she waits for her husband to arrive with your guest.

Inconsistent perspective spotted in your writing. Not sure if there are any others, this was the only one that popped out at me as I was reading.

also jeff pls gew

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 04:49:44 No.25372057 Report

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Bump.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sun 08 Nov 2015 04:52:38 No.25372092 Report

Quoted By: >>25372104 >>25372173

>>25370503
what was that?
I don't remember it
>>25371365
>I need a big baddy.
No you don't, it's going fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 04:54:48 No.25372104 Report

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>>25372092
I could be wrong.

It was a starcraft fic from a while ago and it was in the same thread as a cyoa.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 05:03:17 No.25372173 Report

Quoted By: >>25372813 >>25372980 >>25373379

>>25372092
I need something. I can't just end it without anything happening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 06:14:44 No.25372813 Report

Quoted By: >>25372844

>>25372173
>Stuff happens.
>The End.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 06:19:39 No.25372844 Report

Quoted By: >>25374055

>>25372813
That's gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 06:40:27 No.25372980 Report

Quoted By: >>25375972

>>25372173
Not everything has to be an epic with a giant boss battle at the end. Conflict can come in forms other than others.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sun 08 Nov 2015 07:51:46 No.25373379 Report

Quoted By: >>25375972

>>25372173
fuk u

>Be luv horse
>Love love love
>Found a new friend
>Husbando is being cranky
>He wants the D
>New friend is sleeping and messy, have guardpons carry him to beddy byes
>See new friend's weiner
>Now you understand why husbando is so shy around new friend
>Husbando's sister comes around with her pet dragon
>Book horse tries to talk to new friendo
>Book horse fails
>New friendo instead trains book horse to do tricks
>You clap politely as new friendo demonstrates this
>Still cannot into talking to friendo, very sad
>Must keep trying, the alien sexxings are at stake
>Sequel hook ending

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 10:01:58 No.25374055 Report

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>>25372844
We're all gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 10:46:05 No.25374302 Report

Quoted By: >>25375972

>>25371365
Well you can worry about that later. For now, bring Twilight in.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sun 08 Nov 2015 12:51:40 No.25374845 Report

Quoted By: >>25374871

xpostan
>Be Anon
>Today you learned that there isn't a president of Equestria.
>There isn't anyone running for president either.
>This means you have an amazing opportunity.
>You can finally fulfill your dream of being the world's best presidential campaign manager!
>Now who will be your candidate?
>None of the ponies would do, since they are far too silly.
>You look around you for inspiration
>And in rolls your roomba, dilligently vacuuming your carpet
>The whirring it makes fills you with confidence and a sense of trustowthyness
>You've found your candidate, a little black robot.
>You can see the banners now
>"Roombama for president, 3016"
>You go to town hall and ask mayor mare for some election papers
>She seems wary at first until she discovers you aren't after her job of mayor
>You spend the next few hours filling in the public official application.
>You also leave a vote for Roombama while you're there, so that you don't forget to vote.
>The mayor notarizes them and you return to your home/campaign office.
>The next few weeks are a blur of campaigning/vandalism with some very enthusiastic foals you borrowed from the local school.
>And then you discover that the elections for public offices were held the day after you filled in the registration form.
>Since Roombama was the only runner for the job, he won!
>You direct the volunteer staff to go from campaigning to victory celebration
>You and the new president, on the other hand, have things to do
>You head to Canterlot for the swearing in.
>When you get there you learn something terrible.
>The ponies are horrible racists.
>Their laws only allow ponies to hold public office!
>Roombama has to become a pony if he wants to be President.
>He gives a resigned whirr at the backwards laws of this country and rolls forward to have the transformation spell applied.
>He graciously allowed the princesses to stay in the castle, since they are very good for tourism.
>And that's how Equestria's first president was elected

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 12:56:50 No.25374871 Report

Quoted By: >>25374950

>>25374845
>willingly becoming a pony
dropped

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:01:34 No.25374894 Report

Quoted By: >>25374932 >>25375671

Does anyone remember the title or author of a story about anon taking care of an injured twilight?
Her horn was broken and she couldn't use magic. I vaguely remember a scene in which he was either washing or massaging her wings not knowing they were erogenous and she was torn over whether to tell him or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:08:44 No.25374932 Report

Quoted By: >>25374941 >>25375008

>>25374894
That was Beans. The toxic sperglords here chased him away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:10:03 No.25374941 Report

Quoted By:

>>25374932
Well that's a shame, thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:11:28 No.25374950 Report

Quoted By: >>25374960 >>25374981

>>25374871
>implying you wouldn't want an equine cum cannon swinging between your legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:13:15 No.25374960 Report

Quoted By:

>>25374950
I'll just leave this here: >>>/trash/12647

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:15:48 No.25374981 Report

Quoted By: >>25374988

>>25374950
>swinging
>not thrusting
fgt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:17:12 No.25374988 Report

Quoted By: >>25374996

>>25374981
>choosing to be the little mare over the big stallion
>getaloadofthispleb.kek

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:18:24 No.25374996 Report

Quoted By: >>25375013

>>25374988
>choosing
still a fgt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:20:04 No.25375008 Report

Quoted By: >>25375069

>>25374932
Beans got exactly what he asked for, and realized he shouldn't have asked for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:20:58 No.25375013 Report

Quoted By: >>25375031

>>25374996
>involuntary fetish
Truly, you are the sissy of sissies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:24:06 No.25375031 Report

Quoted By: >>25375119 >>25381258

>>25375013
>being this insecure in your masculinity

People like you that have to constantly prove you're a 'real man' are why feminists happen. Now go enjoy your tea party, fgt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:31:08 No.25375057 Report

Quoted By: >>25375082

>Transformationfags plaguing the thread
You already have a general. Fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:32:49 No.25375069 Report

Quoted By: >>25375097 >>25375205

>>25375008
Beans used the thread as a forum, yes, and he didn't respond well to criticism, yes. But people, or more likely one person, pretending to be some mega-fan shitting up the thread asking for more is most likely what drove him away.
He's not the first it's happened to and he likely won't be the last.
And then you wonder why everyone leaves for other threads.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:34:10 No.25375077 Report

Quoted By:

Wow you pro/con-transformationfags need to calm the fuck down.
Roombama got ponified because a roombapony sounded kinda amusing/hot.
It's a robopon DESIGNED for sucky-sucky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:34:42 No.25375082 Report

Quoted By: >>25375223

>>25375057
Welcome to AiE, just because you don't like it doesn't mean it doesn't belong here. Or you can yourself fuck off to a non-tf splinterthread, since your sensitive bottom is clearly getting battered here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:38:01 No.25375097 Report

Quoted By: >>25375205

>>25375069
And it would be any different in any other thread? Thirsty Anons aren't just limited to AiE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 13:43:01 No.25375119 Report

Quoted By: >>25375196

>>25375031
Feminists happen when bad ideology meets hormones unchecked by deliberate action, and as I am about to go make breakfast I will enjoy some tea.

Thanks for the sparring, faggot. See you next week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:00:13 No.25375196 Report

Quoted By:

>>25375119
It actually is the result of affluence. Many will grow out of this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:02:29 No.25375205 Report

Quoted By: >>25375212

>>25375097
>>25375069
If his skin is that soft then there's nothing we can do about it.
So why dwell on it?

I mean, if he comes back then great! But we're really just being unproductive at the moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:03:32 No.25375212 Report

Quoted By: >>25375221

>>25375205
You're being unproductive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:05:20 No.25375221 Report

Quoted By: >>25375232

>>25375212
Yeah, well, your mom is being unproductive!
I'm actually writing at the moment. I hope you are too, you nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:05:24 No.25375223 Report

Quoted By: >>25375257 >>25375268

>>25375082
>I need more than one thread because reasons herp derp
Guess I can use your general for ponies-to-food vore pictures then

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:07:26 No.25375232 Report

Quoted By: >>25375236

>>25375221
That tends to happen after menopause, nerd!
you know it, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:08:31 No.25375236 Report

Quoted By:

>>25375232
Nerd? Well you sound like you've got MANopause!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:14:06 No.25375257 Report

Quoted By:

>>25375223
>>I need more than one thread because reasons herp derp

u wot? I'm not even in the TF thread, I just post the occasional TF pic because
1) It cheeses off faggots like you
2) The ones I save tend to be more humor than fetish

The first reason is easily the best though, you're sitting here getting shitter shattered to the point of 'well then I'm gonna start posting vore' threats.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:17:28 No.25375268 Report

Quoted By: >>25375336

>>25375223
>Be Anon.
>Living dangerously among 8 foot tall carnivorous ponies.
>Yes, you know how stupid that sounds.
>You survive by being unpalatable.
>They must never learn your secret.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:31:54 No.25375336 Report

Quoted By: >>25375373

>>25375268
>Day 5 in large canivore pony land.
>Been hiding out with the yellow one.
>She promises to keep you safe.
>You think she has a crush on you.
>You've never fucked a horse before, but it looks like there's a first time for everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 14:39:13 No.25375373 Report

Quoted By:

>>25375336
>Day 6 in Hungry Human Swallowing Pony Land.
>Turns out the yellow one just wanted to eat you as well.
>Luckily your steady diet of surströmming has rendered you unpalatable.
>She's in the bathroom throwing up after she tried to eat you.
>You are really lucky these ponies try to eat you by swallowing you whole instead of chewing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 15:33:54 No.25375671 Report

Quoted By:

>>25374894
There you go: http://pastebin.com/jtYknPNN

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:04:58 No.25375863 Report

Quoted By: >>25375869

>"ARG! ANON!"
>Moonie comes storming down the hall, stamping her hooves in fury. To you it sounds like adorable little pitter-patters on timber flooring, but you won't say that to her face because the angrier she gets, the more you want to cuddle her which in turns makes her even angrier.
>The cycle would never end.
>"WHERE IS IT?!"
"Hm, where's what?" You ask in confusion as you try to get dressed for work.
>"My candy! I had a bunch of it stashed away so--"
"Oh, that. Yeah, I told you before that you'll be having no more sweets. You fill up on them before our meals and eat nothing else."
>"But they were mine!"
>Bought using money you lent her, but you're not about to play that route. Acting like an authoritative jerk isn't going to make the following month of being grounded any easier.
"I know. And once you are no longer grounded, you can have them back."
>"This isn't fair," she irately groans before stamping back up to her room.
>You just shake your head as you head into the bathroom.
-----
>It's roughly half an hour until lunch time, and you have been watching the clock quite closely.
>You only had something light to eat before you left so you're counting the minutes before you can stuff your face.
>"Alright Anon, we need to review the MR type permits. Bring them all up to date and simplify them a little more," Mayor Mare states as she finally pulls her head out from the filing cabinet.
>She's look a lot more well rested today. Usually her hair is a mess, her eyes start to droop, and she struggles to keep her glasses resting on her face correctly. But that's likely because you haven't had an easy day like this since you started.
"Are we that out of work to do? Just a few days ago we were swamped."
>"Heh, well things will pick up again soon as they always do. These forms however, I noticed haven't been updated for two decades now. I 'spose we could find something else to do..."
"Like what?"

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:06:04 No.25375869 Report

Quoted By: >>25375875

>>25375863
>"You see, the school holidays are almost here."
"I know, I need to find something to keep Moonie busy while I'm at work otherwise I'll likely come home to a pile of ash or something."
>"That's what I'm talking about," she replies with an excited beam of a smile, "Soon all these fillies will be running about but most ponies will still have work to do. They'll need something to give themselves a little extra time."
>That's something you always envied with this ponies. They're always so excited and happy about things.
>Thanks to their cutie mark, they're usually able to find their passion quite easily. The majority find a way to implement their talent into their work, or at least a hobby. If only you could get some tattoo on your butt cheek to tell you what to do with all your time.
>"Anon?" Mayor Mare says whilst waving a hoof in your face.
"Sorry, just thinking."
>"About?"
"What you just said a moment ago... And that I need a hobby," you stretch as you answer her.
>"Well, what did you use to do with all your time back in your world?"
"Hm, more or less the same thing. Work, then dawdle about until my next shift. I wasn't exactly the most exciting human," you awkwardly chuckle.
>"I think you should get out more then. Just like fillies do when they're after their cutie mark, go DO things."
"Actually, that's not a bad idea. What if we organised some kind of group... activity thing. Everyone can sign up their kids and they'll do all kinds of things like sports, arts, exploring? I dunno... But do you get what I'm talking about?"
>"Like some kind of activity camp?"
>You nod.
>"Oh, Anon, I love it," she replies as she sweeps you into a hug before darting off to burrow her head back into the filing cabinet.
>You glance at the clock, barely a few minutes have passed.
>But it's almost time to eat.

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:07:09 No.25375875 Report

Quoted By: >>25375885

>>25375869
"Wait, it's almost time to eat," you mutter aloud to yourself.
>"What was that Anonymous?"
"Uh, nothing... Say, can I go to lunch early?"
>"Hm, not a bad idea. We can brainstorm on this after a nice break, and I could use quite a rest," replies the Mayor with a stiff laugh.
"Great. Thank you."
>And with that you hastily make your way to Bon-Bon's Bon-Bon Barn.
>Once you arrive you immediately scan the place for that midnight mischief maker.
"Moonie been here?"
>"No, not yet," Bon-Bon replies as she gestures over to one of the candy isles.
>You quickly head over to that isle when you hear an all too familiar pitter patter of tiny hooves rush past you in the next isle over.
>Darting upright, you catch a glimpse of her tail as she leaves.
"Did she buy anything?" You sigh.
>"Nah, we were talking shop while she tried to decide what she wanted."
"Alright, well she's supposed to be grounded for a month, so could--"
>"Say no more. She'll get no candy from here."
"Thank Bon-Bon."
>"You know I've got your back champ," she replies along with a salute.
>It really doesn't take much to find her.
>Stubby filly legs versus lanky human legs.
>That and she tried to hind behind the alleyway of the building.
>Probably hoping you'd take off somewhere in search of her so she could duck back in.
"What'd I tell you about no candy? You're grounded."
>"B-But--"
"No buts."
>You skip out on a lecture, instead sending her home.
>She protests but you've always been more stubborn than her, so she eventually caves and heads back.
>Bon-Bon said she wouldn't let Moonie get any candy from her store. She doesn't really go to Sugarcube Corner any more, but you decide to stop by and ask the same of them just in case.
-----

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:08:17 No.25375885 Report

Quoted By: >>25375891

>>25375875
-----
>Work goes by with you and Mayor Mare just planning that camp. There was little else work to do so you even got to head home early.
>Home is a different story.
>Moonie is in her room, sulking. She kicks you out when you walk in, and so far you haven't made an attempt to talk to her since.
>She'll come out at dinner time. Hopefully in a better mood too.
>Without much else to do, you set on cooking dinner.
>Easy stuff really.
>You've gotten much better at it since you were dropped in Equestria.
>There are considerably less take-out restaurants here after all. And there's the added responsibility of that extra mouth.
>Now that you're dwelling on this kind of thing, you've become a lot more responsible since you started caring for Moonie.
>Heck, you used to do your laundry only when you were wearing your last set of clothes.
>A smile forms on your face, growing ever slightly with pride.
>You've done pretty well for yourself really.
>Now dinner is finished, all prepared, and waiting to be eaten.
>You give a quick knock on Moonie bedroom door.
"Dinner is ready."
>"Okay," she replies nonchalantly.
>She sounds a little odd, but you pay no mind to it really.
>Instead you sit down at the table, and wait for Moonie.
>A few minutes pass.
>Then a few more before you go and knock on Moonie door once again.
"Moonie. Come out and eat your dinner."
>"Alright," she whines.
>You pause at the door for a moment, waiting.
>But she doesn't leave. You can't even hear her moving.
>Curious, you open the door to see Moonie on the bed, a different location but the same position as when you first stepped into her room.
"Moonie?"
>"What?"
"I said, you need to come and eat dinner. Now, not later."
>"I heard."

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:09:29 No.25375891 Report

Quoted By: >>25375904

>>25375885
"Well, if you don't come out before it gets cold then you can go without."
>"Whatever, I'm not that hungry right now," she stammers defensively.
>A little confused on what to do, you leave the room and head back to the kitchen.
>You wait at the table some more, picking at your food as time goes by. Still no Moonie though.
>Every so often you take a bite of your food, but you've got a loss of appetite. Moonie being so stubborn and rude has put you in a sour mood.
>With a heavy sigh, you take a few more bites then wrap up both your and Moonie's meal.
>She might decide to come out and eat later.
"She hates sleeping on an empty stomach," you tell yourself as you put the food away.
>Then you decide to lie down on the couch and read before you head to bed.
>Only, even your sour mood has taken the interest out of this.
>You should take a firm stance on Moonie's grounding. No giving in just because she has gotten salty about sweets.
>A little bit of you does feel guilty though. No matter how much you try and push it back.
>Eventually you fall asleep as you gloss over the pages of your book, not really taking in any information. Just looking.
>When Moonie hears your faint snoring, she steps out of her room very quietly to sneak into the kitchen.
>She eats the dinner you prepared. And just a little of yours because she was hungrier than usual.
>Also while she is out and about, she checks up on you.
>You're in an awkward pose, arms are sprawled out, back is twisted while a leg is lifted in the air. It's the kind of pose that'll have all your back, neck and joints feeling stiff and aching in the morning.
>Moonie just shakes her head in disappointment before delicately using her magic to set you to a more comfortable pose.
>While she's at trying to make you more comfortable, she gets you a blanket.

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:10:35 No.25375904 Report

Quoted By: >>25376352 >>25385575

>>25375891
>Given her small stature and exhaustion for running around for the majority of the day, she lets out a yawn and curls up on the chair nearby the couch.
>There she drifts to sleep for a few hours, only to be woken by a realisation she had in a dream.
>If you were to wake up and see her sleeping nearby, you'd probably wrap her into a hug or do something to embarrass her.
>So as swiftly and quietly as she can manage, she makes her way back to the comfort of her own bed.
>Where she dreams of sweet nothings, and ruling the world.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/5WWqvqra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:17:09 No.25375957 Report

Quoted By: >>25376642 >>25376716

Gimme a link to Beans' pastebin please.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:18:55 No.25375972 Report

Quoted By: >>25376019

>>25372980
>>25373379
>>25374302
I didn't mean that literally. It's still gonna be some time before the end. This is gonna be longer than I thought. I just need something to end it on. I didn't plan that far ahead, just got some plot points in my head I wanted to hit and have been free-balling it since.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:22:59 No.25376019 Report

Quoted By:

>>25375972
I'll freeball ur waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:37:05 No.25376160 Report

Quoted By:

>>25350641
Days late to respond, but here I am.
Good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 16:57:40 No.25376352 Report

Quoted By: >>25376557

>>25375904
You're a cool guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 17:22:46 No.25376557 Report

Quoted By: >>25376582

>>25376352
You don't gotta lie to make friends, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 17:25:46 No.25376582 Report

Quoted By:

>>25376557
ok.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 17:35:12 No.25376642 Report

Quoted By: >>25376716

>>25375957
Please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 17:42:15 No.25376716 Report

Quoted By: >>25376735

>>25375957
>>25376642
http://pastebin.com/u/Fui This is what I saw he him use.
It takes two seconds to find it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 17:44:07 No.25376735 Report

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>>25376716
Well, I tried to search with the text from last update and couldn't. Thank you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 18:27:46 No.25377193 Report

Quoted By: >>25377216

Sorry for not updating, I'm trying to keep to a schedule but I've spent the majority of the last three days either drunk or high. Anyway here's what I've written in the meantime

>>25337911
>You’re having conversation with your circle when you feel a tugging at the bottom of your shirt
>One of the waiters there, a middle-aged stallion with a mustache, beckons you closer
>You lean down, and he whispers into your ear, “The Princess requested I tell you she feels ill, and that she won’t be here for the meeting with the Zebra ambassador.”
>What?
>His words sink in
>Princess Celestia was supposed to meet the ambassador
>Princess Celestia, in person
>Not her advisor
>and now, apparently she’s ‘sick’
>first and foremost, however
“Is she okay? Why is she sick?”
>”She did not specify, sir. However, she appeared to be slightly dizzy.”
>She’s dizzy
>Maybe she has a stomach flu
>You hope that’s all it is. It’s not like her to do this, even if she is sick…
>You thank the waiter, and then excuse yourself from the group
>You’ve got to find Celestia
>Maybe you’re just worrying about things too much
>Maybe she really is just a little sick. Maybe she thinks you can handle this on your own
>It’s hard to believe that she would be this lackadaisical about a deal the two of you have been working on for the better part of a year, though
>Either way, you need to find her

>You’re a lot taller than most of the present guests, and so is Luna
>so finding her isn’t difficult
“Excuse me, Princess,” you say, getting her attention.
>The light expression she has while talking to a griffon immediately turns sour upon seeing you
>”What is it that you require, human?”
>You eye the griffon she was a talking to. The female griffon gives you a timid smile, and a small wave with her talons
>She must not know court etiquette very well

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 18:30:21 No.25377216 Report

Quoted By: >>25377252

>>25377193
>You return the gesture as genuinely as you can at the moment considering the circumstances, and then whisper to Luna
“Somewhere private?”
>The princess frowns. She then turns to the griffon, telling her
>”I hope you excuse my rudeness, madam, but apparently there are important matters to attend to that require this specific princess…”
>You know that was directed at you. You don’t care.
>The griffon, however, seems to take no offense. “It’s no trouble at all, Your Highness. I’m rather honored to meet a Princess, an Equestrian one at that…”
>You’re not sure what she expected in coming here, really
>Definitely not a noble
>”Likewise. You have quite interesting things to say. Perhaps we will see each other later tonight, after this business is taken care of.”
>”It—It would be my pleasure, Your Highness.”
>Luna nods and rounds you
>You take this as an invitation to follow

>The two of you round a corner, and she turns to face you
>”This had better be important for you to pull me away from my conversation.”
>Careful not to cause any excitement on Luna’s part, you choose your words carefully
“I’m hoping you might be able to tell me where Celestia is.”
>”On the platform by the drink serving area. There is a whole throng of creatures lined up to talk to her, I am uncertain as to how you might miss it.”
>You really don’t want to deal with this mare
>but as of right now, she’ll probably be your best help
>not to mention the only pony you can go to right now without potentially letting everyone know something’s up.
“Yeah, well, she’s not there, and me and her are supposed to meet with the ambassador from West Zebrica. So if you have any idea of where she might be, that would be really helpful.”
>Straight to the point, and shouldn’t leave any room for any of her remarks
>”’She and I,’ you cretin.”
>Fuck Luna

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 18:32:42 No.25377252 Report

Quoted By: >>25377285

>>25377216
>”And yes, this will be a problem if we leave you to the negotiations, especially with grammar like that. If worst comes to worst, I will take over negotiations.”
>Yeah, if worst comes to fucking worst
>That’s what you want to say, but you’re really trying to get on Luna’s good side
>Possible future in-law and all
“So, where do we look, then?”
>Her horn lights up. “First things first, did you in any way let anypony know of my sister’s disappearance?”
>You take a step back
“A—Are you threatening me?”
>She looks confused at first, and then sees her horn. “You thought—No. I am simply ‘pinging’ my sister. She will ping back, and I will be able to sense her whereabouts.”
>Oh. That’s a relief.
>You don’t imagine Luna to be the kind of pony to do that, but given her disdain for you, you wouldn’t put it past her
>She squints her eyes for a moment, and then seems to relax as the magic around her horn dissipates. “There. We should receive a reply in a moment’s notice. Now, again, I ask: did you tell anypony that my sister is missing?”
>You shake your head
>She nods. “That is good. In the case that she is, for all forms of the word, ‘missing,’ we will not raise any alarm among the ponies in looking for her.”
“Yeah, I thought of that.”
>”Then perhaps you are not as stupid as I had presumed.”
>You stay quiet after that, choosing not to provoke the mare any further
>About a minute passes. Luna hums, a frown coming to her face
>”She has not responded.”
“Okay, that’s not good.” You rub your chin in thought. “Are you sure that it got to her?”

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 18:35:08 No.25377285 Report

Quoted By: >>25377329 >>25377846

>>25377252
>”I am quite sure.”
“How do you know?”
>”I—Well…” Doubt creeps into her confident expression. “I will try again, to assure myself.”
>Her horn lights up again, and again she goes through the ritual of clenching and unclenching her facial features.
>A few seconds passed
>”She has not responded. Something may be wrong.”
“With her?”
>”Obviously.”
“Just making sure…”

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 18:39:18 No.25377329 Report

Quoted By: >>25377483 >>25377517 >>25377753

>>25377285
Will be posting as I go now, any writefags or anyone feel free to post.

By the way, should I put up a pastebin for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 18:55:21 No.25377483 Report

Quoted By: >>25377846

>>25377329
If you want newcomers to be able to catch up, yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 18:59:10 No.25377517 Report

Quoted By: >>25377846

>>25377329
Yes please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 19:24:05 No.25377753 Report

Quoted By: >>25377846

>>25377329
The answer is always yes. It makes a hundred times less of a pain in the ass for readers to find.
Not as important but get a trip or namefag.

Sneaky

Sneaky Sun 08 Nov 2015 19:33:28 No.25377846 Report

Quoted By: >>25379248

>>25377753
>>25377483
>>25377517
I don't really write here often, so on the off chance that I do I usually don't namefag. I'll just use my fimfic name
pastebin will come later

>>25377285
“Okay, so what do we do from here?”
>”Is it not obvious? We look for her.”
“Really?” You look around. “We just check around the entire castle?”
>”No, we approach it systematically and narrow down our search as we go.”
“This castle’s huge, Luna. Even if we did it ‘systematically,’ searching with two people could take weeks. We have a measly few hours.”
>”Do you think I am not aware of that?” she snaps at you. “We start our search with the most likely spots she will be, and make our way through the less likely.” She thinks for a moment. “I believe we can rule out abduction, for now at least. So if we assume she left out of her own free will…”
“Do you think she just got tired and went back to her room?”
>She quirks an eyebrow at you. “Just as I was beginning to have faith in your intelligence…”
“She sent a waiter to tell me that she felt ‘ill,’ so it would make sense that if she feels sick, she’ll want to get some sleep. Is my logic sound enough for you, Luna?”
>”This seems like a rather quick onset of symptoms.” Luna hums, tapping her hoof to her chin in thought. ”If she were poisoned, I could see her attempting to save face and seeking help covertly, but I am sure either one of us would have been informed by now if that were the case.”
“Poison? Luna, I think you’re thinking worst-case scenario here.”
>”I am /ruling out/ poison.” She appears to return to thinking. “Are there any other details you have that may be helpful in our search?”
>You wonder if you should tell Luna what the waiter said about how Celestia looked. She might give you a tongue-lashing for ‘irrelevant’ information

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 20:50:16 No.25378761 Report

Quoted By: >>25379889

Bump.

Sneaky

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Sneaky Sun 08 Nov 2015 21:26:22 No.25379248 Report

Quoted By: >>25379284

>>25377846
>Screw it. It’s not like you could get much lower in her eyes, anyway
“Well, the waiter also said Celestia looked a little woozy. I don’t know if that helps or not.”
>Luna frowns and opens her mouth to say something probably sarcastic, but stops as what looks like a horrifying realization comes across her features
>”Wait here,” she commands, giving you no time to question her as a blink of light engulfs her and she teleports away.
>Great. You have no idea what’s going on, there’s a meeting with a zebra ambassador who’s probably getting impatient by now, and she’s telling you to wait.

>She pops back into existence fifteen minutes later. By now you’re sitting cross-legged with your elbows on your knees and your chin resting on your palms
>”Human. Take care of the zebra ambassador. I will be occupied.”
“Wait, what?”
>You jump to your feet, a million questions all flooding your head and fighting for a chance to be heard
>You open your mouth to unleash the torrent, but Luna simply places a hoof on your chest
>which ends up hitting you rather forcefully, making you realize that you’ve been advancing towards her rather quickly
“Sorry about that,” you mutter.
>She nods. “I understand your concern for my sister. Do not fret, she is in good physical health; however, there is something that… must be resolved.”
>her eyes flicker over you for a moment, before she pointedly looks away
>something that you catch that you can’t quite believe came from her
>guilt

“You said that you would take over negotiations if Celestia couldn’t come.”
>”That was in the event that we didn’t find her. She is found, and now I believe there are more important matters to attend to.”
>Well, as if that doesn’t make you even more worried. Upon seeing your expression, Luna sighs.
>”Listen, Anonymous. Take care of the negotiations. If Celestia has faith in you, then I have no choice but to trust her judgement.”

Sneaky

Sneaky Sun 08 Nov 2015 21:28:47 No.25379284 Report

Quoted By: >>25380251 >>25380489 >>25405229

>>25379248
>That may be the closest thing to a compliment that you’ve heard from her in a long time
>she rests a hoof on your shoulder. “Trust that she is in good hooves. If you begin to worry, keep in mind that despite our misgivings for one another, we do have one thing in common.”
>She doesn’t have to say what it is for you to know
>Even though she definitely hates you and you’ve grown to really not care for her, you both have an understanding when it comes to Celestia
>Despite still being 90 percent unsure about the situation, you nod. She returns the gesture, and then in a flash disappears
>You walk back through the hallways and into the main room where the celebration is taking place
>So far, nothing in the room seems to have changed. Mostly ponies still doing pony things
>with a few patrons who have had a bit too much to drink being led out of the room by friends, husbands or wives
>It seems almost strange to you
>just how relaxed they all seem to be in light of things
>You suppose they can’t feel your inner turmoil, though
>Some asking around leads you to the zebra ambassador, who sits at a table on the far end of the room
>He’s looking a little impatient. It’s probably past the time when he was supposed to meet up with Celestia
>Hopefully this doesn’t affect negotiations
>You take a deep breath and put on your best winning smile
>Appearing confident is always key, especially when you don’t actually feel that way
>Unfortunately, the power of love isn’t enough to expel your nervousness
>You approach the zebra, giving him time to notice you as you draw near
>Recognizing you he perks up a bit, though his eyes hint at curiosity
>probably because Celestia’s not here
>You extend an open palm, which he grips with a fetlock and gives a firm shake
>always gotta have a good shake

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 22:16:07 No.25379889 Report

Quoted By: >>25379943

>>25378761
Fart.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 22:20:05 No.25379943 Report

Quoted By:

>>25379889

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 22:45:10 No.25380251 Report

Quoted By:

>>25379284
Not usually a fag about it but dood, some capitalization and periods pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 23:00:33 No.25380489 Report

Quoted By: >>25380554

>>25379284
More?

Are you done for today?

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Sneaky Sun 08 Nov 2015 23:04:48 No.25380554 Report

Quoted By:

>>25380489
Sorry, I've been doing other things alongside writing this. Something came up, so I wouldn't expect any more until possibly later tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 23:38:15 No.25381052 Report

Quoted By: >>25381078 >>25381084 >>25381137 >>25381296 >>25385444

Anyone lurking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 23:40:36 No.25381078 Report

Quoted By:

>>25381052
always

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 23:40:53 No.25381084 Report

Quoted By:

>>25381052
always

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Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 23:43:42 No.25381137 Report

Quoted By:

>>25381052
>implying there's ever not lurkers
ur cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 23:51:48 No.25381258 Report

Quoted By:

>>25375031
That image makes me want to write the equestrian anarchist cook book.
Just to hand out to school ponies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Nov 2015 23:55:20 No.25381296 Report

Quoted By: >>25382115 >>25382180 >>25383076 >>25387075

>>25381052
Im able to lurk from anywhere in the world.
My phone tells me when posts with more than three ">"s have been posted in marked threads.
I'm lurk anon, and im watching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 00:59:43 No.25382115 Report

Quoted By:

>>25381296
>Watch
>me
>do
>a
>flip

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 01:04:16 No.25382180 Report

Quoted By:

>>25381296
>My phone tells me when posts with more than three ">"s have been posted in marked threads.
Share please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 02:08:08 No.25383076 Report

Quoted By:

>>25381296
Is that an app?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 03:27:12 No.25384054 Report

Quoted By: >>25384126 >>25384946 >>25387735

Is this considered mostly canon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 03:34:45 No.25384126 Report

Quoted By: >>25384864

>>25384054
No since there are no humans.
Honestly most people have ponies up to Anon's hips, but it's your story, write them how you see fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 04:35:30 No.25384864 Report

Quoted By:

>>25384126
works for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 04:41:59 No.25384946 Report

Quoted By: >>25385439

>>25384054
How adorably small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 05:28:45 No.25385439 Report

Quoted By: >>25385506

>>25384946
>Fluttershy's response to seeing Anon's penis for the first time.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 05:29:20 No.25385444 Report

Quoted By:

>>25381052
More often than not

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 05:38:59 No.25385506 Report

Quoted By: >>25385537

>>25385439
>size shame fetishists
literally on the same tier as scat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 05:42:24 No.25385537 Report

Quoted By:

>>25385506
But are we as good as farts? Is there a list I can reference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 05:46:33 No.25385575 Report

Quoted By: >>25385825

>>25375904
>tfw I'm an adult and can eat candy whenever I want
thanks for reminding me, I need some skittles now

also story was sweet, I liked it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 06:13:38 No.25385825 Report

Quoted By:

>>25385575
>tfw I'm an adult and can eat candy whenever I want

Reminded me of this for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z9cjKkqn4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 07:27:45 No.25386438 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 10:22:55 No.25387075 Report

Quoted By: >>25387096

>>25381296
teach me your ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 10:35:46 No.25387096 Report

Quoted By:

>>25387075
No.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

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Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:34:07 No.25387257 Report

Quoted By: >>25387258

REV UP THOSE EYEBALLS, I SURE HAVE UPDATES.

Am I Evil 18

Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oGqIfnIAEA

>It was raining in Stalliongrad.
>You were walking down the sidewalk in the downpour with your hands in your pockets and coat hiked up. This city had an almost oppressive quality to it that you’d never noticed before. The almost black water stained buildings contrasting with the gaudy neon lights illuminating all the convenience stores, shoddy motels, and strip clubs contrasted well with the season biting winter cold you’d heard about, on its way out as spring set in in early March.
>It’d been about ten days since the events of the back alley, when those fans had spit on Chrysalis, and everyone’d been dealing with it their own way.
>The band hadn’t play a show in the entire time, which was public knowledge. You had scheduled yourselves to get one week off at the end of every month of touring so you didn’t all burn out or kill each other.
>What they didn’t know was that you’d all barely seen each other at all during that time.
>Sombra claimed to have drifted around in a camper the entire break, camping in the wilderness and going to “clear his head”.
>Eris had spent much more time than usual at her apartment in Manehatten, you had barely spent time with her which sucked hard.
>Artemis had actually spent all of his time in Canterlot seeing to real-people politics and leading a sudden expedition into the Graveyard of the Forgotten in the Forbidden Forrest, something about a mysterious magical drifter causing trouble, but nothing had come from it. Whatever, you knew Artemis and you knew when he was distracting himself from his thoughts.
>And Chrysalis…well…
>The Changeling Queen had taken it the way she takes most critiques of her character, personally.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:35:07 No.25387258 Report

Quoted By: >>25387265

>>25387257
>You come up on the hotel the road crew was staying at in the nicer part of town and look up through the rain. The light from the room on the eighth floor was on and the door open to the balcony.
>You sigh and walk under the veranda over the front door, shaking yourself off and joining the other leaning on the wall.
“She still at it?”
>”Yep.” Sombra says, taking a drag on his cigarette.
>You look past the mountain-man at the light again.
“How long’s it been?”
>”She was in that room when I got to this city and working the entire time, you?”
“Same…”
>Damn.
>You lean back against the wall.
“Was she always like this?”
>Sombra gets that far off look in his eyes that people who’ve lived for a thousand years get sometimes. “She’s always had an ego about her…”
“Says the self-proclaimed king.”
>”You know what I mean.”
>You did.
“Like Eris-ego bad or…?”
>Sombra shakes his head lightly and drops his cigarette, stomping it out. “Not as big or as all-consuming, but definitely more fragile. It used to be no well-kept secret that you could bait an attack by the Changelings right when you wanted it by insulting Chrysalis’s character.”
>From up above, a plastic bag filled to the brim with energy drinks clangs and clatters into the dumpster underneath the balcony.
“…Those kids did more of a number on us than I thought they would.”
>”We did it to ourselves.” Sombra says exhaling the last of his smoke. “We set ourselves up after we started with those humble intentions and it’s no wonder we got toppled so easily. We let it all go to our heads.”
>You sigh again.
“Ready for the show tomorrow?”
>”As I’ll ever be.” He says.
>You pat him on the shoulder and head to the door.
“Later.”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:36:12 No.25387265 Report

Quoted By: >>25387268

>>25387258
>You head up to the room you and Eris were in and open the door. The room was clean of almost all clutter.
>The room was NEVER clean of almost all clutter.
“…Eris?”
>”Here…” you get from inside the room.
>You walk in and shut the door, finding Eris laying on her side at the foot of the bed watching her animes like a dead leopard laying on a tree branch.
“Hey…”
>You take a seat on the lounge at the foot of the bed.
“What happened? Where’s all your stuff?”
>She blinks slowly. “I sold it.”
“Whaaaat? Why?”
>”They didn’t make me feel good anymore.” She says flatly.
“So your car?”
>”I don’t know how to drive anyway.”
“Sir Bearington?”
>”He’ll have a better home.”
“…The custom handcuffs?”
>”I could tell you don’t like them.”
“Yeah but you did.”
>Eris half-heartedly shrugs on the bed and watches tv. “I just wasn’t feeling them anymore…sorry.”
“Are you still feeling me?”
>Eris tears her eyes away from the tv and looks at you. “Yeah, of course.”
>The two of you look into the others eyes for a bit.
“…Okay.”
>You recline in the lounge and look at the tv, maybe Eris was right in her doldrums…
“So who’s punching who now…?”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:37:51 No.25387268 Report

Quoted By: >>25387270

>>25387265
-The next night-
>The four of you climb out of the car behind the open air venue you were playing at as the roadies start moving gear out.
>”Alright lads and lass, breaks’ over, let’s get back to it.”
>Eris and Sombra skulk towards the edge of the stage and peek out.
>”How’s the turnout?” Sombra asks.
>”A little less than we’re used to…” She turns back to him. “Do you think they know?”
“Know what?”
>Eris puts her hands in her pockets and kicks the gravel once. “You know…that we sold out.”
>”We did NOT sell out.”
>The four of you turn your attention to Chrysalis walking down the stairs from backstage, she carries papers with her. “And I’m not letting those little snots tell us that we did. All of you, here.”
>She passes the papers out, you look at it.
“A new song?”
>”Something that we’re gonna blast at 13 until those little bastards hear us and eat their words.” She looks over at all of you with icy green eyes. “All of you who can, now’s the night. No more fucking around. Filthy says our magic can affect the world? Tonight we’re putting that to the test.”
>The four of you are silent until Artemis speaks first. “Chryssy, I don’t-“
>Artemis gets a smack upside the head for his trouble.
>”We are NOT the half measures band anymore!” she shouts over your stunned silence.
>Chrysalis looks at all of you with fire in her eyes. “THAT kind of “oh we can’t do this” stuff? THAT’S why those punks got under our skin, THAT’S why what they said hurt. We were living it up but we didn’t DESERVE it because we were not living up to our potential.”
>She pounds her chest with her fist. “We’re THE heavy metal band on the continent. Ours is a world of sound and fury, fire and blood. If our music can alter the world then the world had better be ready because the train is barreling into the station.”
>You silently look over your paper.
“So…am I taking this solo or is Artemis?”

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:38:52 No.25387270 Report

Quoted By: >>25387272

>>25387268
Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSoijb2CN18
>You all silently take the stage in utter blackness and start your song as suddenly as you can to surprise the crowd.
>The song opens with a shared chorus that you belt with as much fire in your stomach as you can. After that came the riffs, something simple and heavy to draw in the working class people here but with as much power as you could muster.
>You weren’t sure how this music magic was supposed to work, but you did what was natural and felt the stage hum beneath you. Surely that was Sombra slamming out on the drums behind you.
>Chrysalis leans on a leg resting on an amp in front of her and overlooks the crowd while she sings. You float around during her first verse and try to look cool until she finishes and you start playing again.
>This time when you and Artemis harmonize, you see soundwaves erupt over the cheering crowd and knock the snow off a line of trees.
>HOLY TAPDANCING MONKEY-BALLS, IT WAS WORKING.
>Sombra hammers into his drums as hard as he can behind you, cracking stones with his force while Eris strums along her bass and vibrates your very bones.
>Chrysalis continues to sing and all at once, without provocation, the crowd screams at the exact moment she called for it, almost entranced by the music.
>By Celestia’s resplendent ass, it was working!
>You flash an amazed and happy grin to Artemis who mirrors your enthusiasm. The fire in your stomach flared again and released cold nitro into your blood, burning away the despair the jeers had caused and making you feel like your skin was as thick as the metal you stood on.
>What could possibly compare to –this- after all?

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:40:05 No.25387272 Report

Quoted By: >>25387280

>>25387270
>The metal gods continue to smile upon you all as the song keeps going, Chrysalis leading the crowd in the catchy-as-fuck chorus she wrote.
>”LOUDER THAN HELL!” the shout.
>You stand beside Chrysalis as she calls for and play a pair of shredding bridges that arc lightning between the pot lights above you.
>Chrysalis raises her fist to the fans and gets a sea of fists in return, all raised in solidarity with her and drinking in the energy you exuded.
>She looks over to the far off mountain range Canterlot sat in with a maddened, almost seeming to try and find the naysayers who’d kept her down and daring them to do it again.
>Another chorus goes, the voices shaking the ground and making the stage rumble with raw power as your solo started.
>You rear back, climbing the neck of your guitar each time before you start proper.
>Putting your foot on the ledge near Sombra’s drum set and locking eyes with him, you shred across the guitar. Lightning arcs from the stage and into the sky as well as down your amps, attracting to the nobs on the end of your guitar and along your strings. At first, for a moment, you fear it. Then you feel the electricity enter into you and become a part of you, guiding your fingers along the frets and making you feel for a moment as if you could connect to every metal fan in the world and treat your guitar as an extension of your own body, tapping into Tirek himself.
>And as you did that and finished your solo, something very old and very far away felt its heart beat again.

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM

Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:41:46 No.25387280 Report

Quoted By: >>25387286

>>25387272
>You float again as Chrysalis and Sombra play. You take this time to grab a new pic having either melted, disintegrated, or lost the old one with your metal.
>Chrysalis kneels over and holds a clawed hand to the air as she screams the chorus into the microphone multiple times, each time urging the audience to join along with a “LOUDER!”
>As soon as the song starts, it ends, with you sliding your pick down the neck of your guitar as the lights come on showing Chrysalis holding her arms out to 10,000 fans going more ballistic than you’ve ever seen.
>You’re close enough to hear her say “Now that’s how you make a comeback…”
>The power you felt and the feats you saw after just one song of letting go made it hard to disagree. It also made you hungry to see what other awesome shit you could do.

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Mandroid !b0nLshMElM Mon 09 Nov 2015 11:43:23 No.25387286 Report

Quoted By:

>>25387280
Pastebin updated.
http://pastebin.com/u/Mandroid
For...8th? http://pastebin.com/tXYWE6kA
Thoughts?

NEVA GEEVE UP.

I'm going the fuck to sleep, I'm super glad I was able to crank this out as fast as I did for you all, I hope you liked it!

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 14:02:02 No.25387735 Report

Quoted By: >>25387787 >>25387864 >>25388069 >>25392931

>>25384054
>pic related
My preference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 14:15:38 No.25387787 Report

Quoted By:

>>25387735
>All that autism
Nothing should ever be regretted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 14:33:42 No.25387864 Report

Quoted By:

>>25387735
No matter how many times I see this, it never fails to make me smile.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Mon 09 Nov 2015 15:22:55 No.25388069 Report

Quoted By: >>25388289 >>25388909

>>25387735
>Pixels as a measurement unit between shots
>Not taking camera angles into account
>Manlet Anon
I seriously hope you don't do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 16:05:43 No.25388289 Report

Quoted By: >>25388718 >>25388760

>>25388069
No his fault he's not part of the 2 Meter Master Race. He just got the short end of the stick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 17:28:31 No.25388718 Report

Quoted By:

>>25388289
I see what you did there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 17:36:47 No.25388760 Report

Quoted By:

>>25388289
Well don't sell him short. Not all of us can overcome our shortcomings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 18:07:20 No.25388909 Report

Quoted By: >>25389146

>>25388069
In the defense of autism, even with variances due to camera angles that's a pretty good guide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 18:46:06 No.25389146 Report

Quoted By: >>25389174 >>25389208

>>25388909
I'm firmly in the make them as big or small as you want category.

Love me some bigpone though.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 18:49:24 No.25389174 Report

Quoted By: >>25389208

>>25389146
>bigpone
very yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 18:55:15 No.25389208 Report

Quoted By: >>25389359

>>25389146
>>25389174
>bigpon
How awkward.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:23:26 No.25389359 Report

Quoted By: >>25389373

>>25389208
Is it wrong to want to grab a random pony from off the street, put a saddle on them, and then ride them to work? I want a mode of transportation that can talk back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:25:31 No.25389373 Report

Quoted By: >>25389438

>>25389359
Not really, but pons of unusual size tend to be stumpy and a little weird looking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:26:46 No.25389387 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 19:33:24 No.25389438 Report

Quoted By: >>25389740

>>25389373
They are talking equines. I'd expect them to look a little funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 20:23:35 No.25389740 Report

Quoted By: >>25390110

>>25389438
dats racsis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:15:30 No.25390110 Report

Quoted By: >>25390125

>>25389740
Everything is racist. I stopped caring a long time ago.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:17:30 No.25390125 Report

Quoted By: >>25390167

>>25390110
wow rude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:22:23 No.25390167 Report

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>>25390125
I don't have time for oversensitive people. I'm not burning crosses in people's yards nor am I putting women back in the kitchen, but apparently that isn't good enough these days since I refuse to apologize for existing.

This is why I pone. Pones don't give a fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:24:48 No.25390186 Report

Quoted By: >>25390230

Casual racist anon making pon uncomfort when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 21:29:06 No.25390230 Report

Quoted By: >>25390484 >>25406209

>>25390186
"Look, all I'm saying is that unicorns are better than pegasus and earth ponies."
>Rarity gives you an intense, if awkward, scowl
>"Yes but,"
>She huffs
>"Anonymous, these are my friends you're talking about!"
>You shrug.
"Look, magic is awesome."
>"Pegasus ponies and Earth ponies have magic!"
"Oh yes, look at me, I have wings and can fly."
>Flapping your wrists for emphasis, you quickly drop to the dirt.
"Hmm, yes, and I can hear the ground whispering to me, just like an earth pony."
>Rarity's eyes widen.
>"Really? Well what does it say?"
>She-
>She can't-
>Really?
>Seeing that she's still looking at you in amazement, you motion her closer with a crook of your finger.
>She leans in, and you whisper in her ear:
"Unicorns rule, everyone else drools."
>Today was a Marshmallow hooves don't really hurt, but you have to pretend that they do so you don't hurt her feelings, kind of day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 22:01:01 No.25390484 Report

Quoted By: >>25390524 >>25390621 >>25406209

>>25390230
>Some time after pale puffy pugilism abates
>”So, Anonymous, I suppose this means that since you don’t have magic, you drool?”
>Dress hoers gives you her best shit eating grin. She wouldn’t call it that, mind you, you’re pretty sure she isn’t into that, but the fact remains that’s what it is.
“What? No. Of course not.”
>”Well, if magic is what gives pon. . . beings value, how does that not devalue you, my good, magicless, human?”
“You know the only thing cooler than the coolest pony in town?”
>”No.”
“The human unaffected by how cool that pony is. Humans are immune to magic, therefore my cool trumps all.”
>”That is preposterous.”
“Yeah? Okay then, show me your coolest magic trick. Wow me, magical small horse.”
>”I am not a horse!”
>She stomps her little hoovesie in an adorable act of Technicolor fury.
>After that, her horn lights up and she ramps up what is honestly a pretty solid light show.
>You, of course, only half watch.
>”Behol. . . Anonymous, are you even watching?”
“Oh, this is it? You started? I’m sorry, I thought this was the warm up. Please continue.”
>Sweat drips indelicately down the majestic mares forehead as she redoubles her efforts. It’s not High On Acid Watching 2001 good, but it’s better than Syfy.
>Your Gives A Fuck face remains firmly in place. Rarity’s frown of concentration cracks as worry starts to make its way across her face.
>“Anonymous,” she nearly whines, “what do I have to do to impress you?”

>Several sweaty hours later.

>You pat the wet flank of the gasping fashionista.
“You get it now?”
>Eyes glassy with too much pleasure and exhaustion try to focus on yours.
>”Wha. . . ?”
“Never mind, pet. Daddy is ready for another ride. Put the saddle back on.”

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 22:05:58 No.25390524 Report

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>>25390484
k-keep going

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 22:19:13 No.25390621 Report

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>>25390484
oh my

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 23:18:05 No.25391153 Report

Quoted By: >>25391297

>"Are you sure about this?"
"Why wouldn't I be?"
>"I-it's just that this seems so--"
"Look, humans have done countless studies on this, and all of the results point to the same thing: It's not gay if one of us dresses up as a girl."
>"But why do I have to by the one that dresses up?"
"Pony clothes doesn't fit me, remember? Now get that skirt on and show me the butt your mother gave you."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 23:32:17 No.25391297 Report

Quoted By: >>25391340

>>25391153
"I....seem to have made an error."
>"What?"
"The studies actually say that it is not gay unless balls are touching."
>"But then that means—"
"We're gay now."
>"Confound it, Anon! I went through all that trouble putting on a skirt for nothing!"
"Shhh, shhh, shhh. It makes you look pretty. Let's leave it on and go for round 2."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 23:36:34 No.25391340 Report

Quoted By: >>25391526

>>25391297
>Not just saying "No homo" first

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Anonymous Mon 09 Nov 2015 23:57:06 No.25391526 Report

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>>25391340
"Actually, I made another miscalculation."
>"Celestia dammit, Anon!"

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 00:51:19 No.25392030 Report

Quoted By: >>25392059 >>25392900

stories when?

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 00:53:59 No.25392059 Report

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>>25392030
when you write them, you lazy faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:10:04 No.25392752 Report

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>>25370503
Durnk anun
>looks familiar
do you even read green on this board, fgt? He's everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:15:16 No.25392809 Report

Quoted By: >>25392878 >>25392919 >>25393326 >>25393494

Feel like writing, but the last time I tried was an epic disaster. Any suggestions, AiE (pls no alcohols)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:22:07 No.25392878 Report

Quoted By: >>25392904

>>25392809
Ponies struggle to explain to Anonymous why they measure things in feet when no known species we've seen has feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:24:08 No.25392900 Report

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>>25392030
Certainly not now anymore due to your crying.
Maybe later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:24:22 No.25392904 Report

Quoted By: >>25392925

>>25392878
but do dragons have feet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:25:53 No.25392919 Report

Quoted By: >>25393003 >>25393305 >>25393494

>>25392809
Because all the ponies get up to the stupidest shit, Anon becomes an advisor and helping everyone with the problems that were either petty or a result of not thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:26:26 No.25392925 Report

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>>25392904
>use the ancient draconian measurement of 'feet'
>keep a dragon as your pet-slave-brother
>make him march out distances to be precise in your maths
Sounds like Twilight.

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AutoPony Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:26:50 No.25392930 Report

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When I stop writing half a fucking chapter and then delete almost all of it and starting again, I'll have something new to post. I have several writing ideas, and they all keep getting in the way of each other.

So, maybe in 2018? http://pastebin.com/u/AutoPony

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:26:58 No.25392931 Report

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>>25387735
>Average human dick width 2cm
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 02:34:19 No.25393003 Report

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>>25392919
I might actually do that. Thanks, anon, for making me stay up late at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:02:16 No.25393305 Report

Quoted By: >>25393494 >>25393892

>>25392919
This has been done. They weren't good stories, just Anon explaining the solution to episode problems to undermine conflict.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:03:54 No.25393326 Report

Quoted By: >>25393494

>>25392809
Rarara decides to try and impress /fit/anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:13:04 No.25393451 Report

Quoted By:

quints get

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:17:15 No.25393494 Report

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>>25392809
>Ponies have an allergy to Anon
>Whenever they touch him their fur poofs up and they end up looking like big fluffy balls of fur
>Pinkie thinks this is hilarious and forces Anon on adventures

>>25392919
>>25393305
This was a great idea when it first came up and is still a great idea now.
Someone get on this.

>>25393326
Rararaptor tries to impress /fit/anon
>"SKRAWW, darling." the white scaled dinosaur whispers in your ear

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:21:12 No.25393534 Report

Quoted By: >>25393554

Here you go, faggots.

>You be Anon
>Been in Poneville for a while, found out quickly upon arrival that these creatures are not very good at something called, "Logic."
>One time, you went along with Princess Starbutt and friends for, "and Adventure of a Lifetime!"
>Said adventure mostly consisted of sitting on a train.
>And sitting in a room, waiting for Princess face to get out of some important conference.
>And more sitting, but at least this one was entertaining.
>You got to see zebras fight to the death for entertainment, which was breddy gud.
>After that, though, you went straight to the hotel room.
>You had no idea that small colorful equines were capable of making liquor that could knock you on your ass with one nice, long chug.
>Trying some in the middle of watching a bloody, desperate fight was not a good idea.
>"You're not gonna be coming along with us on trips for a while, Anon."
>After that ordeal, you went back to living your shitty life and wishing that these ponies had some common sense.
>The three snack-sized ones kept crashing through your window every morning when you woke up.
>Nobody gave two shits.
>Then, bright idea comes around.
>One day, you set up a stand that says: "Advice for all of your problems: 5 cents"
>First hoers to pass by is none other than Rarara
>"Darling, what's a 'cents?'"
"Umm, It's a form of currency. Most notably known by the fact that they are usually in coin form."
>"..."
"You don't know what fucking money is?"
>"Oh, money! Darling, I don't know what they used where you came from, but we use Bits here."
>Bits
>Bits
>BITS
>What the fuck kinda name is that for a form of currency?
"What the fuck are bits?"
>"It's the money that we use here in Equestria, darling. They look like this."
>She pulls out a gold coin from... where?
>Holy shit they use gold coins
>When you go back to Earth, you're gonna be rich!
>But you have to earn the money first.
"Okay, thanks for the help. I'll get to changing the sign."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:22:40 No.25393554 Report

Quoted By: >>25393749

>>25393534
>Go back inside your house, which smells like death itself.
"Where the fuck did I put that marker and shit..."
>After a half an hour of searching, you find the last giant post-it note and marker.
"Thank god."
>You scrawl out "Professional Help and Advice, "
"Fuck, I should have asked how much a bit is worth. Fuck it."
>"Professional Help and Advice, 5 bits per problem"
>Under that, you add, "Dr. Anon, PhD"
>Fucking Genius.
>Go back outside and plaster the paper onto the table you're using as a desk.
"Now, we wait."
>evilgrin.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:37:33 No.25393749 Report

Quoted By: >>25393824 >>25394541 >>25394866

>>25393554
>"Wow, help and advice for 5 bits! I need that!"
>Random pone walks up to you
>"H-h-h... Hello, sir. I would like some help and advice."
"Bits first. Then we talk."
>You point to a small jar that you have sitting on the table.
>"Uhm-uh.. okay."
>He digs up a few coins.
>rattlerattlerattle.mp3
>Ahh, the sweet sound of money.
>The guy even sounds like a betafag, though.
>The kind that does nothing but watch Pokémon all day.
"Okay, what do you need help with?"
>He sits on the ground in front of you with a nervous grimace
>He's not talking
>This isn't good.
>"Sir, I need help. I'm going to have to do the ritual sooner or later, as I'm done with school and almost ready for a job. But I'm really nervous about it. My dad is-"
"Wait, what ritual?"
>"You don't know about the ritual? Did you even have a foalhood?"
>ohshit.jpg
"Let me get one thing clear with you. I do not come from here. To be honest with you, I didn't even know what bits were until 5 minutes ago. I've clearly still got some things to learn. So if you could please explain the whole 'ritual' thing to me, that would be perfect. Then I can help you."
>He looks like he's about to burst into a big, long, fast explanation.
>"To put it simply, the stallion ritual is a tradition that's been going on for a long time. It's used as a way to prove that a colt has really grown up."
>So far, so good.
>"To do the ritual, colts have to challenge their dad in combat, defeat him, and then... umm..."
>You wonder what he's so nervous about with the second part.
>Until he says it.
>"mount... their... mom... and..."
"You don't need to finish that sentence."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:44:44 No.25393824 Report

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>>25393749
That's al for right now. Commence discussion.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 03:49:19 No.25393892 Report

Quoted By: >>25401700

>>25393305
>This has been done.
Okay, AiE has plenty of prompts that have been done before.
No reason why it can't be done again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 04:42:00 No.25394541 Report

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>>25393749
AHA! It's THIS universe again!
The same one that found an anon becoming besties with Celestia over their mutual disgust with the ritual.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 10 Nov 2015 05:10:43 No.25394866 Report

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>>25393749
Fuck that pony's mom for him.
Show him that it's not hard to get it on with a slut of that caliber, even an alien who doesn't know how foalhood works can manage it.
Then fuck his dad for good measure.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 10 Nov 2015 05:26:02 No.25395008 Report

Quoted By: >>25395253

Wait, i just realised something.
>Anon has not performed the fuck your mom to become a stallion ritual
>Anon is treated as a child because of this
>It's not all bad, he gets discounts on lots of stuff like train tickets
>Maybe one of the ponies volunteers to act as a surrogate so he can do the ritual?
>Yes, he's fucking that milf pony pussy

crosspostan
>>25392704
>Be Anon, only human in Equestria
>Ponies decided that since you're the only human around you must be the highest ranked human around
>They crown you prince and put you innacastle
>Get bored, declare war
>Less bored now
>Problem: your troops are pussies, can't take a pillow to the face and keep fighting
>Solution: take a stick from the garden and conquer shit
>Stickalibur pwns ponies
>Accept surrender from ponies
>Go inside and play vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 05:52:32 No.25395253 Report

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>>25395008
That made me think Anon was 10 and he just beat up all the neighborhood kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 06:15:39 No.25395421 Report

Quoted By: >>25395622 >>25395747 >>25395861

>Be Kid Anon.
>It's been a month since you and your room got taken to the horse world.
>It's not so bad when you think about it.
>Sure you can't understand what they are saying, but they spend time with you and do more stuff than your parents ever did.
>The purple one tries to teach you stuff.
>The white one does your laundry.
>The pink one makes cake for you.
>You think the blue one doesn't like you very much. She just gives you dirty looks and flies away when you come into a room.
>You don't see much of the orange one, but she's at least nice to you when she's there.
>You don't like spending time with the yellow one. She always tries to bad touch you.
>Right now though, you're playing Nintendo with the little purple lizard guy. You can't understand him either, but at least he doesn't suck at Mario Kart.
>He always picks Yoshi though.
>All and all this is better than listening to your parents fight in the other room.
>Followed by loud angry make up sex.
>You are 10 and you really shouldn't know what that is, but the walls in the house are very thin and your parents often forgot you were there.
>You still have nightmares about that. Except now the nightmares involve a blue horse who joins your parents in the other room.
>You're probably going to have to go to therapy again.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 06:43:34 No.25395622 Report

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>>25395421
more please

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 07:02:36 No.25395747 Report

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>>25395421
>Be Grown Up Kid Anon
>Therapist Extraordinaire
>You and the ponies still cannot understand each other, but whenever you sit in a chair and there is a nearby couch a random pony will lay on the couch and start neighing without fail
>So you think you deserve the title
>Your current patient with the harp on her butt neighs wildly with tears in her eyes
>When she is done you tell her how little her life matters and how everything is just one big sick joke orchestrated by elder beings who eagerly await the harvest
>She looks at you in confusion like all the other ponies do when you talk
>Relenting to the powers that be, you give up trying to explain and give her a sticker
>She happily prances around you when you give it to her and only leaves after giving you a huge smile and a hug
>It is always creepy how they manage to make their mouths do that
>Smiling horses is an image you will never be able to forget
>You leave the IKEA, receiving many awkward stares from the other ponies, and decide not to buy the chair on display

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 07:23:15 No.25395861 Report

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>>25395421
lmao
starting off strong i see

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 08:05:15 No.25396168 Report

Quoted By: >>25396492 >>25396543 >>25398460

Now that I think about it, I can only recall one or two stories that involved multiple anons in equestria.
Even if it was just two I'd like to see more than a single anon. Enemies, allies, or completely disinterested in each other, makes no difference.

8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4

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8th-Sin !!2Vh7DRNBOo4 Tue 10 Nov 2015 09:03:18 No.25396492 Report

Quoted By: >>25399606

>>25396168
>You wander up to your buddy's door, Clint Eastwood, and give a quick knock.
>"Yeah, one sec," you hear him call out followed by a thump.
>Eastwood pretty much pulled a McFly upon his arrival, telling everyone his name was Clint Eastwood like it somehow made him cool.
>However, you didn't call him out on it. There was no point in spoiling his fun, and it's a nice inside joke only the two of you are aware of considering he's the only other human in this place.
>"Hey, what's up?" He says as he answers the door in his birthday suit.
"Oh, what the fuck?!"
>Shielding your eyes from his down under, you dry retch to further drive that disgust.
>"What? All the ponies get to walk around nude and I don't?"
"They have sheathes or whatever so I don't have to look at their shrivelled meat. They look like prunes but as white as the damn moon."
>"Relax, they'll be getting a lot more sun from here on out."
"Please some pants on, or briefs at least. Fillies are about junk height and that's not fair to them."
>"You're being an ass. Look, we'll just tell them it's a human custom."
"I'm not backing your bullshit."
>"Come on. I backed you on that dress thing."
"Not a chance. Hell, I'm not even sure I want to be seen in public with your if you're going to walk around with your urethra barista out."
>He just shakes his head and begins walking off without you.
>For a moment, you think about going to find something else to do but there's not much. You head after Clint.
"Alright, fine. I'll stop. But if you start swinging around Excalibur there, I'm gone."
>"Stop calling my junk weird names."
"Oh, loosen up. When it comes to fun, you're a real stiff. You know that?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 09:14:12 No.25396543 Report

Quoted By: >>25396622

>>25396168
You could read every story in satyr right now. They tend to have at least one or two dozen Anon's.
Except they're almost always non-existent, existing only so they can have a bunch of satyrs to ship without it being incest.
Most of the others have them nonexistant because they want to do SoL with a bunch of satyrs and are afraid or overly opposed to polygamy.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 10 Nov 2015 09:33:15 No.25396622 Report

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>>25396543
>Day Satur in Equestria.
>Be Anon the human watching cartoons.
>Your legs fall off.
You still have your wang and balls, but both your legs, even the ass-buttocks have detached from you.
>There's just blank skin where they should be attached instead of horrible bleeding, so at least you've got that going for you.
>You crawl out of your house and get help from a passing pony.
>They put you on their back and carry you and your legs to the hospital
>Doctor horse comes and sees you
>"Yup, those legs fell off alright."
"Can you put them back on?"
>"Nope, it's illegal to graft non-pony parts onto someone without a license, and none of the doctors here have one."
"Fuck."
>"How about we lend you some pony legs until you can get a abominologist to attach your freakish limbs for you."
>You agree reluctantly and he goes off to get some pony limbs
>You hear screaming and pleading from down the hall
>After a while the now-bloodsoaked doctor pony returns with some purple pony legs
>He does some magic stuff to you and the legs
>The magic fizzles out with a farting noise
>"Sorry, we these are front legs, I'll be right back"
>More pained screaming comes from down the hall while you wait for the doctor
>He returns with another pair of purple pony limbs
>"Okay, let's get these attached"
>He shoots more magic at you and they fuse onto where your legs go
>"You can keep these extra ones if you want, you're a meat eater right?"
>It's a bit awkward using the new legs, but you manage to carry yourself out of the hospital
>Unfortunately you don't make it back in time to finish your cartoons
>The next day when you go to get a copy from Twilight (who records everything on the telly) she's a lot shorter than you remembered
>And is on a little wheeled cart with spike pulling her around
>That's pretty cool
>You make sure to ask her is she knows any limb specialists while you're there
>She says her friend Lyra from canterlot has an abominology license and might be able to help

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 12:56:56 No.25397338 Report

Quoted By: >>25397395

>Dear Princess Celestia,
>Twilight needs to stop trying to summon more humans. She's not doing a very good job. Although, Dwarf Anon is pretty cool, but he leaves beard hair on everything and he smells like a brewery.
>The Giant Spider Anon is just fucking terrifying. It helps that he's trying to be nice though.
>I guess my biggest gripe about all of this are all the little kid Anons running around Ponyville now. I will not take the responsibility to raise other people's kidnapped children. Purple Smart can deal with that on her own.

>Sincerely,
>Anonymous.

>p.s. You really have no control over Spergle do you?

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 10 Nov 2015 13:12:52 No.25397395 Report

Quoted By: >>25397412 >>25398059

>>25397338
>My dear friend Anonymous #12,
>I don't have a fucking clue what my student gets up to when I'm not around, but it sounds hilarious.
>Maybe I should have her followed by a camera crew so I can share in the amusement.
>Has she summoned any skelington people yet?
>Please send all the spooky Anons to Canterlot for the Nightmare Night festival.
>Don't worry about repercussions of her antics, in my considerable experience these things tend to end up resolved within an hour or two.

>With love,
>Princess Celestia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 13:20:06 No.25397412 Report

Quoted By: >>25398059

>>25397395
>Dear Princess Celestia,
>Skeleton people were last weeks problem. She tried to convince me that having sex with her would break the curse. Turns out hitting them with a baseball bat worked better.
>I feel the need to point out that certain ponies in this town should not be trusted with fostering young human males.
>This list includes:
>Lyra
>Twilight
.>Fluttershy
>Applejack
>The first three because they will molest them. Applejack because she will use them as free labor and molestation.
>Best if you move these 6 or 7 kids to another town I think.

>Sincerely,
>Anonymous.

>p.s. Spider Anon says hi and Dwarf Anon wants you to bring him an anvil to have sex with.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 10 Nov 2015 14:09:36 No.25397553 Report

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crosspostan from the big titty thread
>You are Princess Celestia.
>You're the biggest so you're the boss.
>Tallest, best rack, sexiest arse.
>Right now you're fucking some guy you found at the cafe and talking to some foreign diplomats
>"Blah blah blah we hate fun blah blah"
>Disregard politics, aquire bitches
>Pull out dildo-bat from your butt and smack them for being killjoys
>Stick a finger up what'shisname's bum
>Just a little magic and he's cumming like a garden hose
>Slide off his cock, apply pressure with your hand just like thiiiis
>And the foreigners get a facial from across the room
>It's good to be the princess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 16:11:43 No.25398059 Report

Quoted By:

>>25397395
>>25397412
Moar pls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 16:51:38 No.25398260 Report

Quoted By:

>Hi Anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 17:31:57 No.25398460 Report

Quoted By:

>>25396168
http://pastebin.com/akijSbQE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 17:42:47 No.25398532 Report

Quoted By: >>25400062

>when you make it on someones list

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 17:58:18 No.25398609 Report

Quoted By: >>25398891 >>25399222 >>25401172

>when you're trying to start writing again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 18:34:31 No.25398891 Report

Quoted By:

>>25398609

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 19:28:02 No.25399222 Report

Quoted By:

>>25398609

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 20:24:15 No.25399606 Report

Quoted By:

>>25396492
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 21:33:52 No.25400062 Report

Quoted By: >>25400174

>>25398532
Is it nice?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 21:53:42 No.25400174 Report

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>>25400062

Nah, you just get all drooly like when you need to throw up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 21:54:08 No.25400177 Report

Quoted By: >>25400205

>"Your exoskeleton is hard, like a rock."
>"Rocks are far sturdier, though."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 21:58:27 No.25400205 Report

Quoted By: >>25400750 >>25401987

>>25400177
>Knowing that the spider may one day lift the waifu and achieve happiness... It fills you with determination.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 23:04:40 No.25400750 Report

Quoted By:

>>25400205

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Nov 2015 23:58:40 No.25401172 Report

Quoted By:

>>25398609
Thas some big Tetris

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 01:07:34 No.25401700 Report

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>>25393892
Now there's someone who needs to end up in Equestria.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 01:38:25 No.25401987 Report

Quoted By: >>25402563 >>25403842

>>25400205

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 02:51:05 No.25402563 Report

Quoted By: >>25403195 >>25404967

>>25401987
>Gives flakes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 03:58:12 No.25403195 Report

Quoted By: >>25403842

>>25402563

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 05:17:54 No.25403842 Report

Quoted By: >>25403888 >>25406017

>>25401987
>>25403195
>Underfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 05:22:36 No.25403888 Report

Quoted By: >>25403913

>>25403842
>using punctuation with greentext
>being contrarian

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 05:24:58 No.25403913 Report

Quoted By:

>>25403888
>using greentext
>getting trips
Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 06:27:06 No.25404367 Report

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>Dear Princess Celestia,
>I'm afraid I'll have to cancel movie night this week. All of the humans that have arrived recently via Twilight's gaping magic hole have given me a bad case of stranger's cough.
>It's been a couple of years since I've been on Earth and apparently the common cold has missed me.
>So unless you are a fan of fever, coughing, and mucus then I suggest you keep your distance.
>Not that you could catch this from me, but that I am not pleasant to be around at the moment.
>No need to worry though as Spider Anon and Dwarf Anon are taking care of me.
>I'm not going to ask what is in the soup Spider Anon made. I think it's safer not to know.

>Sincerely,
>Anonymous.

>p.s. Tell Luna to come check out these fever dreams I'm having. It's a trip and a half.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 08:17:56 No.25404967 Report

Quoted By:

>>25402563
So that's what happens

Sneaky

Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 09:16:39 No.25405229 Report

Quoted By: >>25405275

>>25379284
“Before we begin, I would like to give my deepest and sincerest apologies for both the wait and the absence of Her Highness.”
>The zebra holds up a hoof. “It is quite alright, my friend. Both the princess and yourself have always been extremely punctual, so it is excusable.” He quirks an eyebrow. “I hope it is within my bounds to ask, but is everything well?”
>You nod in assurance.
“It’s nothing too serious. The princess is feeling ill, and felt that she would not be presentable for this meeting.”
>He ‘hmphs.’
>“Well, that is unfortunate. On behalf of my people, I pray for her return to full health.”
“Thank you, I’m sure she’ll appreciate the gesture.” You gesture towards the open chair. “May I?”
>”Yes, please sit.” As you take your seat, he asks, “Now, where did we leave off last time?”
“Boundaries,” you’re quick to reply. “You were unhappy with the borders we proposed.”
>”Ah! Yes. Just a moment.” His head ducks under the table, and you hear ruffling. When he comes back up, he holds a rolled up piece of paper in his mouth.
“Is that a map?”
>He nods, placing the map on the table, and unrolls it. “Take a look at this for a moment, Anonymous.”
>You turn the map around so that the “south” end faces towards you. Instantly recognizable is the West Zebrican city you plan to profit from. There are also two different-colored lines, one marked “Your proposed boundaries” and “Our proposed boundaries.”
>The boundaries refer to the area of land that will be mined for gems.
>It seems they found your plans disagreeable
“Your proposal is a bit smaller than what we expected, ambassador. Mind explaining that?”
>”Nothing has been set in stone, so nothing should yet be expected. As for the boundary change, a portion of the area that your ponies have attempted to claim for mining rests dangerously close to grounds considered sacred by my people. As such…”

Sneaky

Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 09:27:00 No.25405275 Report

Quoted By: >>25405350

>>25405229

---

>You sit alone at the table, raising a glass of wine in the air and imagine it clinking against other glasses
>a toast to your honor.
>You did it.
>You sealed the deal.
>Granted, there’s still some paperwork to be done, a few more meetings to be held before this is made official
>But really, it’s all in the bag now
>You did it. And you got Equestria a good deal, too
>You down your glass, relishing in the warmth of the liquid as it seeps down your throat and settles in your stomach
>You da man.
>As you sit there simply enjoying the feeling of accomplishment, you feel a nudge on your shoulder.
>Your look over your shoulder. Luna stands behind you, a frown etched into her features
>Immediately, you’re reminded of the situation with Celestia.
>You’re about to bombard her with questions, but at the last moment decide that Luna probably wouldn’t take too kindly to that
>If her expression is anything to go by
“I, uh… The negotiations went well.”

>”Celestia requests your presence,” she says flatly.
“What? Why?”
>What’s even going on?
>”She says that if you don’t come, she’s not moving from her spot for the rest of the night.”
>What? Now you’re even more confused
“That doesn’t really answer my—”
>”It does. You’re coming because I cannot get her to move.”
“I still have no idea what the hell is going on, though.”
>She sighs. “Just… come with me. It would not be right if I were to tell you; it needs to come from my sister herself.”
>A bit hesitantly, you rise from your seat and follow the mare

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 09:44:51 No.25405326 Report

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>>25338605
Equestria' s garden on fimfiction is about birdbath or Pegasus bath

Sneaky

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Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 09:51:36 No.25405350 Report

Quoted By: >>25405419

>>25405275
>She leads you outside, away from the party and into the gardens.
>The gardens by day are quite beautiful
>Brightly-colored flowers dot the area and delectable fruit hangs off trees and vines, just waiting to be eaten by sentient creatures and wildlife alike
>At night, however, it’s akin to taking a walk in the woods.
>Animals call from the bushes, many of them sounding more like screaming and crying babies than animals
>Never fails to send a chill down your spine.
>The brief thought crosses your mind that Luna is taking you out here to kill you
>you quickly push that thought aside, however. Completely irrational fear.

>Soon, the two of you move into a more open area.
>The first thing that catches your eye is the pond, reflecting the moon in its stillness. Mostly grass surrounds the pond, with a sparse amount of low shrubs here and there.
>That’s when you see her. Celestia.
>She sits, staring out across the water, still as stone except for her ever-flowing mane.
>The picture of ethereal beauty
>that is, until you see the empty wine bottles and random royal accessories scattered about around her.
>Your draw drops.
>You can’t help but speak what’s on your mind
“She… She got drunk…?”
>you nearly whisper.

>”Yes. Pitiful, is it not?”
>That was from Celestia.
>You’re honestly surprised she could hear you from this distance.
>Yet her voice rings out clearly through the crisp night air.
>”Come sit down,” she says, still unmoving. “Luna. You can leave now.”
>Her tone has a bite to it
>Whatever conversation they had earlier, it must not have been pleasant.
>Wordlessly, Luna turns around, heading back into the garden-forest.
>You carefully step towards her, not completely sure of what to expect

Sneaky

Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 10:13:12 No.25405419 Report

Quoted By: >>25405635

>>25405350
>You’re still having a hard time believing this
>You’ve always known Celestia for her tendency to indulge, but this…
>You’d think she would have at least saved the drinking for later. You know, when there isn’t an important meeting.
>By the time you’ve almost reached her, the smell has become practically noxious
>It reminds you of taking a whiff out of an isopropyl bottle.
>Her horn lights up, and… oh fuck, she’s drinking more.
>It makes you want to swipe it out of her grip and dump it out, but you doubt handling the situation abrasively is going to help anything.
>So you take a seat next to her, after clearing away some of the empty bottles and princess matter.

>She chugs half the bottle before you finally decide to pull it out of her mouth.
>It comes out with a pop. Celestia proceeds to swallow the last mouthful and burp like a frat boy
>”I was wondering when you might do that,” she says, wiping a drop off her chin.
>You really don’t know what to say.
>This is so extremely out of character for her.
>She’s the type to literally plan out when and how she gets drunk
>and how the two of you might be able to covertly have sex later.
>But this?
>You hardly know what to say
“Celestia… Buh…”
>thus proving your earlier point.
>”What is it, Anon? Is this unbecoming of a princess?”
>Up close, you can hear a faint slur in her voice.
“Celestia, how… could you?”
>She snorts
>”It was quite easy, really. After I greeted all the little ponies who came to see me—most of whose names I forgot by the next minute, by the way—I ordered a bottle of champagne.”
“Champagne?”
>”Yes. As in, the one ponies drink for celebration.”
>You quirk an eyebrow
“What were you celebrating?”
>”Why, your success on the deal in West Zebrica, of course!”

Sneaky

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Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 11:41:02 No.25405635 Report

Quoted By: >>25405643

Sorry for the late post. I just felt like I needed to keep the flow going without being interrupted.

>>25405419
>She tries to grab the bottle in your hand, but both hands along with the bottle end up in her telekinetic grip. After some light tugging on both ends, she gives up and sighs.
“How did you know I sealed it with the zebras? Luna couldn’t have told you, and nobody else has seen you since you left.”
>You hope, at least.
>She smiles. “I didn’t, not for sure. Up until now, at least.” She boops you with a shoeless hoof, making sure to make a little “boop” noise as she does so. “I knew you could do it, Anonymous.”
>The two of you sit in silence for a little while. She hums softly, her voice becoming strangely soothing as you attempt to think over tonight’s events.

“So you planned it.”
>An ear goes up, and she looks at you curiously. “Say again, my human?”
“You planned to do this. You planned to get drunk and somehow sneak out before anyone noticed, you planned for me to take over negotiations with the faith that I would do well, and you planned for me to find you here.”
>She simply nods in affirmation. “All true, except for the last part being a not-so-sure part of my eeevil plot.” She makes sure to do little spooky gestures with her hooves. She then returns to her normal position. “How did you deduce this, if I may ask?”
>You shrug
“Knowing you, it just wouldn’t make sense otherwise. You didn’t want me to worry or ask questions, so instead of just missing the celebration you went through with this little scheme. Plus, you never act on impulse.”
>”I never act on impulse, hmm?” She gives you a sultry look. “Well, perhaps I can prove you wrong tonight~”
>She leans in for a kiss, which you lean away from and push her away as gently as you can.

Sneaky

Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 11:42:42 No.25405643 Report

Quoted By: >>25405655

>>25405635
>You end up with a lipstick mark on the palm of your hand. She giggles upon seeing this.
>You shake your head.
“No. Not tonight. I’m getting buzzed just smelling your breath. How much have you had to drink tonight, Cel?”
>She gets a forlorn look, then gazes up at the stars. “If you were to cut me open, not blood but wine would spill from this vessel.”
“Wow. So basically, you’re really drunk.”
>”I am not sure what gave you that idea, Anon,” she affectionately snarks while gesturing to the empty bottles littering the otherwise clean lawn. “And you never were one for poetry.”

“Nope, not really. I don’t see why you keep trying with it. I mean, the poems are nice and all, but…”
>”It’s the thought that counts, isn’t it?”
“Yeah. Considering you write all those when you’re too bored to actually get some work done, I’d say that’s quite accurate.”
>”Actually, more often it’s when I’m in meetings with officials. I pretend to be taking notes.” She starts giggling again, then lets loose another belch. “Oh! Excuse me,” she says, followed by more giggles.
“Oh, Cel.”
>”Oh, Anon,” she mimics, apparently thinking it’s funny.
>The two of you sit in silence for a moment longer.

>”I believe I already know the answer to this, but I need to ask… Do you find my behavior tonight strange?”
“One hundred percent absolutely bizarre strange.”
>”And why is that?” she inquires.
>You think about this for a moment. “Well, I guess it’s because you’re kind of… I don’t know. A lot of ponies think of you as being wise and thoughtful and, well, don’t take this the wrong way, but really old. I mean, I’ve known you long enough to know you have quirks—like, a /lot/ of them—but I suppose I’d always figured you’d act… I dunno, smarter than this? That maybe you’d have better foresight?”

Sneaky

Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 11:46:41 No.25405655 Report

Quoted By: >>25405662

>>25405643
>“From my experience, a thousand years of life doesn’t increase foresight. It only gives you more hindsight.”
“Thanks for the words of wisdom, Princess, but I was referring to how we’re going to get you back to your room without anypony seeing you. You’re a mess.”
>She snickers. “I wouldn’t worry about that. I planned this out, remember? It’ll solve itself in due time.”
“If you say so.”

>She gives a sort of sad chuckle this time. She then sighs, and then looks away. “I make mistakes, Anon. I’ve told you this before. I make mistakes all the time; the same ones over and over, too.”
>She kisses you on the forehead; this time you allow it. “Of course, I don’t regret all of them.”
>You’re fully aware of what she’s referring to. You’ve thought about it many times over the past three years.
>Supposing you two became serious; perhaps come out to the public, perhaps marry; at some point, you’re going to die. It’s inevitable.
>You’ll leave Celestia.
>And she’ll have to deal with it for who knows how long.
>Despite the gloomy undertones, you want to make her feel cheery. So you kiss her cheek.

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Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 11:48:11 No.25405662 Report

Quoted By: >>25405664

>>25405655
“Are you calling me a mistake, Celestia?”
>She drapes a wing around your shoulders and nuzzles your chest. “Mmhm. My favorite one.”
>You pull her into you, leaning into her. You feel the pressure of her body weight as she leans back, blanketing her wing around your body as she wraps it tighter.
>The two of you stare off across the lake, all manners of things running through your minds.
>Eventually, you hear a sniffle. Looking down, you see wet, runny mascara making lines down her cheeks.
>You wipe them off with your sleeve, saying nothing. Her eyes scrunch up and she grits her teeth, and soon you find her head buried in the crook of your neck, muffled sobs felt through your clothing.
>Her body shakes. You hold her, running your hands through her fur, telling her that it’s going to be alright. Everything’s gonna be alright.
>Eventually, it all dies down. She falls asleep on you, trapping you underneath her rather large body. She snores loud enough to wake the dead, yet you’re so distracted you can barely hear it.
>It’s fine. Both her body and her wings cover you enough to make an impromptu blanket. The grass is soft, and the stars are nice.

---

Sneaky

Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 11:49:18 No.25405664 Report

Quoted By: >>25405682

>>25405662
>You wake up the next morning in your bed.
>You yawn, stretching as you exit your bed. Sunlight filters through the window blinds. Curious, you go to check.
>The sun’s up. Same as always.
>You shuffle around the house, getting ready for work today.
>At some point last night, you fell asleep. Luna woke you up, and teleported Celestia and all her belongings back to her room.
>You walked home, your house being only a few miles from the castle. You took a shower, brushed your teeth, slipped into some boxers and went to bed.
>This morning, you read the paper while you eat your cereal. A picture of something unimportant decorates the front page. You try to imagine the news about the deal you made with the zebras being on there in a few days.
>Your mind wanders back to last night. About Celestia. About her crying into you.
>Your heart aches. You feel guilty about it. You never knew it affected her so badly. She never said anything, or showed any hurt before…
>You don one of your usual suits. You fiddle with your tie a bit before stepping out the door and into the bright Canterlot morning.

Sneaky

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Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 11:55:18 No.25405682 Report

Quoted By: >>25405942 >>25406017

>>25405664
End boop.

pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/cFemKwRW

I could leave it as it is right here, or I can keep going. Depends on what you guys want. Anyway, I'm up waaay later than I should be. I'll check on this in two hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 13:22:02 No.25405942 Report

Quoted By: >>25407219

>>25405682
I like the thing, and if you think you can keep going, keep going.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 11 Nov 2015 13:47:46 No.25406017 Report

Quoted By: >>25407219

>>25405682
You need to stay and write more things.

>>25403842
>Day under under equestria
>You are Anon and you're stuck in a pit
>Some asshole left a giant hole where the path to your hose should be
>How can you play that new game fallout 3 when your computer is way up there where you can't reach it?
>Wait you hear something coming
"Help! I'm trapped down here!"
>Aloe from the spa looks down at you
>"Ja, I know. I dug it so I could play on das computer du hast."
>Fucking gamer ponies

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Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 14:06:08 No.25406067 Report

Quoted By: >>25406071 >>25406209

>Day SECRET FORMULA in Equestria
>You hear a scream
>Leaping out of your window, you hit the ground running
>Fuck the shards of glass
>Kicking up a cloud of dust, you race towards the continued wails of distress
>It isn't difficult to figure out who it is
>You'd recognize that WAHAHA anywhere
>Skidding to a stop in front of the Carousel Boutique, you dive through the wall and combat roll against the dresser
"Rarity, I've come to save you!"
>"Anonymous, darling!"
>She's in trouble
>Ducking out from your hiding place, you charge into the hall and quickly find the distressed debutante
>However, all is not as it seems
>Especially because Rarity has crabs scuttling all over her
>HUGE, ENORMOUS, CLAW-SNAPPING CRABS!
>She wails again, flailing her limbs helplessly
>"Anonymous, get they crusty crustaceans off of me!"
>You stare at the sitation
>An idea strikes you
>You open your mouth-
>"Anonymous, if you say one word about being careful who I spend my evenings with, I will make you rue this day!"
>Your mouth immediately shuts
>She's good
>All that's left to do is to figure out what to do to save the day
>And then it hits you
>Rushing outside, you grab a bucket
>Back in the Boutique, Rarity kicks her hooves about as you pluck one of the crabs off of her and place it in the bucket
>As it passes the lip of the holding pen, a claw lashes out and grips another crab by the leg
>The two crustaceans descend deeper into the bucket
>And the process repeats
>Over and over
>Until there's an entire line of crabs clutching to one another, dragging each one deeper into the depths of their doom
>At last, Rarity is crab-free
>Heh

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Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 14:07:12 No.25406071 Report

Quoted By: >>25406209

>>25406067
>The marshmallow pony kicks her hoovsies in the air for a moment more before realizing her current state
>She squeals
>"Oh Anonymous, you big handsome man! How did you ever think of that?"
"The perks of being an old seaman."
>An awkward silence fills the boutique
>Rarity coughs
>"Well, be that as it may, I am very appreciative of what you've done for me."
"Sure thing Rarity. Call me again if you're ever in a pinch."
>Another awkward silence
>You clear your throat
"Well then, ANONYMOUS AWAY!"
>Knocking the door off its hinges, you charge back out into the street
>And you pose
>Of course
>Just in case someone wants to take a picture
>Then, in the distance
>"HALP!"
"A hero's work is never done."
>Tucking one fist against your hip and extending the other outward above your head, you charge towards your next destination
>Lips flapping as you make a 'woosh'ing sound
>Just another day in Equestria.

Fapman

Fapman Wed 11 Nov 2015 14:51:20 No.25406209 Report

Quoted By:

>>25390230
>>25390484
Two keks.

>>25406067
>WAHAHA
Sweet.

>"Anonymous, if you say one word about being careful who I spend my evenings with, I will make you rue this day!"
I chuckled far too much than I should.

>>25406071
I like your sense of humour.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 15:30:18 No.25406357 Report

Quoted By: >>25406378

>Yo Anon!
>Dat thread ova wit yet?
>I wanna read more about you puttin it in ponies like me.
>HEY!
>Where you goin?
>...
>Goddamn I'm neva gettin laid.

Gatorbait

Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 15:34:09 No.25406378 Report

Quoted By: >>25406416

>>25406357
Thanks Carlity, you're the capstone.

Sup /hangout/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 15:40:15 No.25406416 Report

Quoted By: >>25406467

>>25406378
Love you Gator. Care to make the new thread before FartAnon gets to it?

Gatorbait

Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 15:47:16 No.25406467 Report

Quoted By:

>>25406416
Sure
New thread
New thread
New thread
>>25406462
>>25406462
>>25406462
>>25406462

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 11 Nov 2015 16:09:22 No.25406611 Report

Quoted By: >>25406625

if 4chans was a thing for the pons, which ponies would go on which boards?

Gatorbait

Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 16:11:44 No.25406625 Report

Quoted By: >>25406776 >>25406781

>>25406611
Pinkie would be on /soc/ all the time.
Twilight would be on /sci/ and /y/.
Fluttershy would go on /an/ and /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 16:41:29 No.25406776 Report

Quoted By: >>25406788

>>25406625
Rainbow and Rara would spend a lot of time in the /trash/ clopping to themselves.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 11 Nov 2015 16:42:20 No.25406781 Report

Quoted By: >>25406788 >>25406811

>>25406625
more /fit/dom dash when?
That was you who did those right?

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Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 16:43:38 No.25406788 Report

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>>25406776
Suitable fates for two dirty ponies.
>>25406781
Wow. Haven't heard that in a while. Yeah, that was me.
Shit son, I dunno.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 16:48:33 No.25406811 Report

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>>25406781
Durnk confirmed for good taste

>>25406788
You can do it, sempai

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8th Wed 11 Nov 2015 16:58:03 No.25406869 Report

Quoted By: >>25406877 >>25406896 >>25407299

Oh boy, can't believe I made it in time for dead /hangout/

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Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 16:59:44 No.25406877 Report

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>>25406811
I know what I'd do, but I want some time to devote to it, desu
>>25406869
Welcome to the party. I like your image.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 17:04:36 No.25406896 Report

Quoted By: >>25406925 >>25406949

>>25406869
>Dazzlings
Oh fuck, that reminds me I still need to sit through that third abomination.

>>25406877
Awesome. Write more regular pony stuff too though. In fact, just write all of the things.

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Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 17:09:32 No.25406925 Report

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>>25406896
>write all of the things
That's a really tall order, bud.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 17:13:52 No.25406948 Report

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>>25406925
Yeah but, y'know.

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8th Wed 11 Nov 2015 17:13:56 No.25406949 Report

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>>25406896
>third abomination.
It's already out? Shit, I still need to sit through the second.
And probably the first too, I dozed off in the middle of it and missed about half an hour of it.

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>>25406948
Sheeeeeit how am I supposed to argue with that?

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 17:20:44 No.25406995 Report

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We need more Dwarf Anons.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 17:22:25 No.25407002 Report

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>>25406995
>cap
That's okay, I didn't need those sides anyway.

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Gatorbait Wed 11 Nov 2015 17:39:08 No.25407090 Report

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Okay.

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>>25407002
At least we know why Dwarf Anon wants an anvil.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Nov 2015 17:51:14 No.25407160 Report

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Sneaky Wed 11 Nov 2015 18:02:18 No.25407219 Report

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Happy Veteran's Day to all Amerifats!

>>25405942
I have the rest all planned out, I just thought that this would be a pretty cool place to end it if I were to. I think you'll like what I have in store, though.

>>25406017
Y-You really mean it?

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>>25406869
Me too and with no best pone to post

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