>>25729397>You are Bon Bon>And for the first time in weeks you're finally enjoying some quality Bon Bon time>No crazy threats to Ponyville>No urgent matters for you to attend to across Equestria>Not even your lovable but occasionally annoying room mare and best friend Lyra to annoy you>Nope. It was just you, a glass of iced tea, a box of chocolates and one of the sappiest romance's you could get your hooves on; 'Gargantuan'>"I'm flying Jacque" cries the female pegasus lead"Of course you're flying you idiot, you're a pegasus!"
>You stuff a hoof full of chocolate into your face>By Celestia you loved this schlock>"I'll never let go..." says the same pegasus hours later"You just let him go! Buck you lady, you don't deserve him, I do!"
"JAAAAAAAACQUE!" you sob wildly and blow your nose wildly into a nearby cushion before flipping it over
>You didn't care>Future Bon Bon could deal with that mess>You're just coming down from your emotional high when the door bursts open and a frantic Lyra starts tearing through the apartment in a panic>So much for Bon Bon time"Lyra? Lyra stop!" you shout, catching your friend by her midriff and pinning her to the floor
"What's got you all upset?"
>"Anon... Here... Tonight... Prepare" was all you manage to catch and your stomach drops>You'd completely forgotten about that>Your face turns sour and you scrunch your face as if you had a bad taste in your mouth>Anonymous the Human>How you hated him>And for good reason too!>He was just so... human!>And... tall!>Nothing tall was ever good; like minotaurs and ursa majors and alicorns>...>You're so caught up in your spiel you don't even notice Lyra looking at you with a peculiar smug expression on her face>You notice too late that you'd neglected to hide the sappy lovefest you were watching, the screen paused in damning evidence>Your eyes dart from the television to Lyra>"Bon Bon""Uh that's, uh, er"
>"Bon Bon">"You like romance movies don't you Bon Bon?" 
