>>73266177Ask yourself what makes the Middle Ages shit, then remove that.
>Muh diseasesOh look, it's one of those convenient periods where everyone wasn't dying of the plague.
>Muh evil nobilityBappity boopity, we'sa Italian city state! Ravioli ravioli, rule by consentioli!
>B-But I want a kang 'n shietYou get a kang, a kang who rules by consent. Or a Pranz 'n shiet I guess.
>Muh evil churchKnock knock, it's the reformation a few centuries in advance. Hahaha just kidding we executed all those heretics they sure had some crazy ideas didn't they but those ideas are really popular and we don't want another heretical uprising so let's give in just a little to be on the safe side hahaha let's tone down the indulgences a little
>Muh hygieneBappity boopity, bathhouses are back in vogue again
>Muh gender inequalityDon't be a simp
>Muh strict sexual moralityThe secret isn't to not have sex, the secret is to develop an impregnation fetish while everyone around you congratulates you for being a good Catholic
