Sup /tg. This is /mlp. Just thought I'd come by and wish you a Merry Emperormas.
Anonymous
YOUR WISHES ARE ACCEPTED XENOS
Anonymous
>>22218441 Wait, you come from /mlp/?
There is no excuse for Heresy, and not even one second will be given over to show you mercy.
The Unclean will be purged among the rest.
>>22218523 I'm disappointed in you, that you did not immediately pounce upon the foe and destroy it. The mercy you have shown is weakness.
Anonymous
>>22218786 in the grim darkness of the far future there is only
friendship Anonymous
>>22218810 NOOO VERMIN! STOP POSTING PICTURES OF DUMB PONYS! I'LL CRUSH YOU INFERIOR BEINGS!!!
Anonymous
>>22218810 100/10 My sides are now made of beef.
I'm literally rolling on the floor, laughing so hard tears are running down my face.
Anonymous
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>>22218441 A Merry Emperormas to you.
Anonymous
>>22218863 So, would it be accurate to say that your sides have been
tenderized ?
Anonymous
>>22218810 You have the picture of Nightmare Moon as Horus and Celestia as The Emperor?
Anonymous
>>22218523 I choose instead to exploit the weakness of all Sororitas
Anonymous
>>22218832 Go home, Magnius, you're drunk.
Anonymous
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>>22219067 You're just jealous you don't get a chair...
Anonymous
The imperium celibates candlemass.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22219013 >inb4 saved because actually decent 40k art not ponies Anonymous
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>>22219253 OP here. Fukkin saved.
Anonymous
>>22219253 Not the one I was talking about but awesome nevertheless. Never seen that one before.
Anonymous
>>22219130 the imperium doesn´t celebrate a single uniform equivalent of christmas, happy lore fail to you too.
Anonymous
Well, /mlp/, at least your heretical images are well-made. Merry Emperormas.
Anonymous
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>>22219316 Don't worry, I'm sure tons of images are of terrible quality.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22219327 Yeah, that's it.
Anonymous
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>>22219309 the imperium barely does anything uniformly. On the otherhand, there are probably billions of winter feasts across the galaxy, it's just built into human psychology to do it.
Anonymous
Are Deamon-ponies welcome here?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22219359 How the hell is she supposed to flap those wings? Or do those ponies fly magically? Also, very nice seeing Malcador.
Anonymous
>>22219372 >talking ponies >logic >why Anonymous
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>>22219372 Malcador/Luna the Hero is fucked, she's wearing a robe.
Celesteror can just move her wings backwards behind the pauldrons, from the looks of her joints.
Anonymous
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>>22219389 >Psykers >Space bugs >Ancient robots >Logic >Why Anonymous
>>22219389 How the hell is a Space Marine supposed to fight with those pauldrons?
>Grim darkness of the Far Future >logic >why Anonymous
>>22219355 I don't know, but I've got a Dark Eldar.
Anonymous
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>>22219355 Wow, this guy's art is awesome. Thanks for sending me in that direction.
Anonymous
>>22219402 you pull the trigger on the gun with your fingers
Anonymous
I fucking hate you Heretics and Heretic enablers.
Anonymous
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>>22219431 >40012 >Not having pauldrons so large they cover your entire body Do you even pauldron?
saged and hidden for /mlp/ faggots.
Anonymous
>>22219437 I don't know; 40k and ponies can actually mix well.
Hell, I've actually read /good/ 40k/MLP crossover fics that manage to mostly respect canon.
OP
>>22219437 >>22219456 >Frequents both boards. >Posts 40k image, completely devoid of ponies. >Wish others Merry Christ/Emperormas >Other Anons post ponies >Its my fault. >Wut? Anonymous
>>22219456 >Saging with an image >Hating on christmas greetings/cards Anonymous
To be fair, "bronies" are simply rabid fans of a TV show. Furries actively pursue bestiality. There's a very solid difference between them, and furries are far worse.
Anonymous
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>>22219456 Why yes, I am gay! However could you tell?
Anonymous
>>22219485 Woah, this guy's art is awesome. Is that alphanumeric jumble in the filename the artist's actual tag?
Anonymous
>>22219485 Difference is that furries at least don't evangelize how bestiality is the bees knees, unlike bronies. So there's that.
Anonymous
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>>22219506 >>22219485 As long as we realize that we're arguing about the very outer edges of fandoms that contain many perfectly OK people.
Anonymous
>>22219485 But there is no fine boundary between those two categories good sir, a brony can easily cross the threshold to furrydom and vice versa.
Anonymous
>>22219460 you best be trolling ... im being acomodating to the brony OP due to it being xmas and all, but bro you're going too far
Anonymous
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Pretty sure Candelmass is the ending of the imperial year system, so any system using imperial calendar will celibate it in some form.
Anonymous
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>>22219469 I don't get it either.
Anonymous
>>22219527 No, seriously, I've actually read good 40k/MLP crossover fanfic.
I was absolutely shocked to find it, too. Like, "seriously, what the fuck? How can this even exist?" shock. Imagine my surprise when it turned out to be not terrible.
Anonymous
>>22219541 I don't believe that's a thing. Do you know where one can find this supposed thing?
Anonymous
>>22219541 Dude. Name or link it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22219549 >secretly interested Anonymous
>>22219498 No, his Devart is "damie-m". Also
>Wow, this guy's art is awesome. >Woah, this guy's art is awesome. Please refrain from stealing my phrases in the future.
Anonymous
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>>22219559 >>22219553 >>22219549 It's called "A Foul Light Shines."
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>>22219477 >Implying sage images bump threads. Check it out on a slow board (like /tg/!), image makes no difference.
>>22219526 >Sergals Oh God. mfw. Time to follow that guy's example and minimize this shit.
Anonymous
>>22219564 Damn, sorry. Completely accidental.
OP
Anonymous
>>22219558 Alright guys, we've got to read this. Give it the beating or praise it deserves.
Anonymous
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>>22219469 >4chan >logic >why Anonymous
>>22219576 >>22219558 Why does this fandom require its own fanfiction website? Is it that prolific?
Anonymous
>>22219576 I'm sure there's a thousand stories where so and so from 40k is in MLP. But is it good?
Anonymous
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>>22219573 Apology accepted. It just makes us look like a samefag when we type the same.
Anonymous
>>22219591 Speaking as an ex-brony, you have NOOOOO idea how obsessive these people can get. Not that its always bad, but sometimes I'd take the WH40K universe over the stuff these people create.
Anonymous
>>22219581 Basic synopsis: A Rogue Trader vessel suffers a Gellar field failure in the Warp and blindly exits, suffering severe damage in the process- so severe that just about all weapons capacity is destroyed. In the process, they enter a bubble of space that's been shielded in the Warp for a very long time.
Celestia is on the same power-scale as the Emperor, and they knew each other; Celestia chose to hide and try to ignore Chaos, the Emperor chose to fight it. Celestia's also trying to find out just what happened to her old friend Big E after he went silent back during the Horus Heresy.
Anonymous
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>>22219591 It would infect any other site, and the sheer number of fics warents it's own site. It's serch system for finding stories based on genera, characters, or views is actually pretty good.
Anonymous
OP
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>>22219593 I read the first chapter, and it was pretty decent. Haven't read past that though.
OP
>>22219614 No offense, but
>Celestia knows Big E I'm pretty sure thats heresy.
>>22219610 >Ex-brony Get tired of the show, or the fans?'
Anonymous
>>22219614 Celestia never does anything.
Anonymous
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>>22219632 The show. Fans were pretty cool, but I just couldn't into the second season like I could the first.
Anonymous
>>22219635 Sorry. It's been some time since I read it.
Anonymous
>>22219610 Not that I would ever equate them, but in terms of fanworks 40k crosses over with more media than anything short of Touhou.
Anonymous
>>22219652 Cupcakes. Go read it. You'll take anything over ponyverse.
Anonymous
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>>22219652 I'm pretty sure that Harry Potter and Doctor Who have been crossed over with more works than anything else.
Anonymous
>>22219660 So? It's just a particularly horrible fanfiction. Reading Celebrian didn't put me off of LOTR fanfiction, and My Immortal didn't put me off of Harry Potter fanfic.
Anonymous
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>>22219643 I'm just referring to celestia in general. I haven't read the fic but ignoring chaos sounds like her.
Anonymous
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>>22219576 I tried to be nice this christmas, and you ruined it!
Anonymous
>>22219652 In what may be the ultimate irony, even /a/ has gotten sick of us invading their fandom.
Anonymous
>>22219668 ITs not terrible. Its incredibly well written. Its just so fucking grimdark.
Anonymous
>>22219635 Well, besides move the sun, be a moderately powerful wizard, troll people, rule a nation-state for a millennium, guiding it from the early Medieval period to the Modern Age, and occasionally fight eldritch abominations, with a record of 2 victories, 1 loss. That, and basically act like Big E without failing.
Both were immortal beings, who took over a country, controlled its magic users/psykers, fought back other species (Orks/Diamond Dogs/Eldar/Dragons/etc), and vastly expanded their own civilization.
The only difference between Celestia and the Emprah, is that the Emprah is fucktardedly more powerful, far older, took control of a bigger civilization, and fucking hit a wall when sacrifice had to be made.
Horus betrays Emperor?
>A bloo bloo, my favorite son, I can't fight him, waah. Luna betrays Celestia?
>TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Anonymous
I've never watched the show and have no real interest in doing so, but I'm pleasantly surprised at how civil this thread's been. Guess /tg/ can be grown-up about these things after all.
Anonymous
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>>22219686 >Cupcakes >incredibly well written Ha ha, no. Throwing enough unexpected gore into a fic doesn't magically make it's many, many stylistic errors and general shitty writing go away.
Anonymous
>>22219704 Only sometimes.
Anonymous
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>>22219690 Do not commit heresy against our Lady. She sacrificed Herself so that we would not suffer under the evil brought into this world by the sun.
Anonymous
>>22219704 >Please don't hide NSFW content behind spoilers Man, if you keep up like this, Moot's going to take our spoilers away again.
But yes, /tg/ can be civil and even creative about just about everything- ponies, Homestuck, furries, ANYTHING- , for about 150 posts. After 150 posts, though, the thread inevitably devolves into trolling and butthurt.
Anonymous
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>>22219711 >>22219704 Also, it's Christmas
Anonymous
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>>22219726 Looks clothed to me.
Anonymous
>>22219690 So you can draw parallels between two completely unrelated franchises good sir, at some fundamental level parallels can be drawn between any art, story and entertainment medium that has existed.
Simply because most of our existing entertainment and art is imitated, repackaged and innovated from previously existing works to create something new.
So what exactly are you trying to imply with those statements other then to upset a very small minority on /tg/?
Anonymous
>>22219748 I still can't believe Sergalfag's back.
Anonymous
>>22219755 Now can we get the GOOD parts of old /tg/ back with him?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22219762 Only if you're good for the WHOLE year this year. Santa knows.
Anonymous
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>>22218984 Goddammit Carlos
Anonymous
Huh, this thread's unusually civilized
>>22219726 But that's not NSFW
>>22219765 Damn sharktits
Anonymous
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>>22219765 There's always someone upset on the internet, or at least pretending to be.
That's the half fun of having these silly arguments.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22219778 Well, it is christmas on /tg/.
Anonymous
>>22219748 Oh I wasn't trying to say anything, other then that they were both god-rulers with moderately similar histories. Although there are a few near parallels
>All unintentional. >Communication by a caste dedicated to the job. (Astropaths/Magic Scrolls) >Nation-state with strong-armed, all prevalent philosophy, standing mostly in opposition to barbarian outsiders, misused/uncontrolled magic-users, opposed by eldritch abominations. Stuff like that. Of course you could make the same comparisons between numerous other franchises, I just find it amusing finding the correlations between such wildly different works as these.
Anonymous
>>22219558 What the shit. Just read the first few chapters.
Why am I not hating this!? This is pretty much the most heretical thing I've ever read, so why don't I hate it! Damnit, don't make me like ponyshit.
Anonymous
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>>22219802 a few neat parallels*
Anonymous
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>>22219807 >The reaction of almost every person who's ever come in contact with this show, ever. Anonymous
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>>22219726 Actually it's the other way round. A good thread starts with raging, then the magic happens and around post 150 we're talking about dicks, as usual.
Anonymous
>>22219807 Its okay to like pony. Acknowledge it, then let it go. And definitely don't watch the first episode of season 1.
Anonymous
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>>22219807 MLP has so many fans that write fics that the likelihood that SOMETHING is well written is much higher than other fandoms. Sure there's TONS of shit to shift through but it can bring out some quality reading material.
Anonymous
>>22219807 It's /tg/ man. It DOES things to you.
Anonymous
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>>22219807 Good, good, just let it happen
Anonymous
>>22219807 welcome to the herd, one of us, blah blah blah etc. etc.
It's not that big of a deal.
Anonymous
>>22219130 Candlemass is on 2 February and it remembers the fallen heroes that defended Terra during the Heresy. 55 days later is the Feast of the Emperor's Ascension. Today is Emperor's Day
Anonymous
>>22219802 And now you know the tragedy of human thought and creativity.
There is nothing creative or thought provoking about it at all.
I can even say all the Shakespearean plays were pandering to the lowest denominator of Elizabethan society, yet the scholars today attach meaning and symbolism, where none exist.
Such is the great delusion of art and curse of the imagination.
Anonymous
I'd say the most annoying thing about bronies is that a few of them believe to be good at trolling because they post ponies.
Anonymous
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>>22219827 Not that anon, but I liked the first two episodes because they felt like part of an overarching plot.
Then I saw episode 3 and immediately lost interest. Rather thankfully, the show isn't for me.
Anonymous
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>>22219851 Tell me, do orks drink that particular drink fasta?
Anonymous
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>>22219726 I'm no longer sure what is considered technically NSFW and not. 'Technically' being the key word, since obviously that pic isn't something you'd want, say, your boss or your family to see (though being on 4chan at all probably isn't either). But there's no nipples or vagina or anything explicit. Similarly risque images get posted here all the time - do they stay because the mods aren't looking, or simply because they don't care? Bit of both, I'd imagine. I'm also aware that the subject matter in this case adds an extra element of danger, but this thread's treading on thin ice as it is.
Anonymous
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>>22218810 this
i dont know what about this
but definately this
Anonymous
>>22219841 Pretty much. There's nothing wrong with liking things. Fun things are fun
>>22219842 That's my birthday, what does it mean?
Anonymous
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Oh god damn it I'm reading MLP fanfics again.
Anonymous
>>22219851 Trust me, people really do still get upset over it. Threads can be destroyed by a single pony image and the right word choice.
Anonymous
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>>22219873 Any further suggestions that you are the Emperor incarnate will be regarded as heresy, and you will be purged.
Anonymous
>>22219878 That's pretty embarrassing.
Anonymous
>>22219873 Of course there is a problem with preference and nepotism good sir.
Why in our most bland and dull lives shuffling about as wage slaves to some corporation or some other large conglomerate of soul crushing human industry and governance, pointless conflict is the only thing we have left to fill the void of mediocrity.
Anonymous
There are quite a large number of fa/tg/uys over on /mlp/.
Anonymous
>>22219847 By the way, do the mods even bother to ban you these days?
Anonymous
>>22219897 Agreed. That reflects much more negatively on our community than on the material.
Anonymous
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>>22219900 True, true. Ah well, I'll just stay distanced to the fandom and enjoy the show as I've always done
>>22219913 They're too busy dealing with Xeno
Anonymous
>>22219913 They swung their mighty hammers so many times to crush a despicable foe, they have tired themselves out.
Anonymous
>>22219913 Being annoying isn't a bannable offense.
>>22219916 well /tg/ handles it pretty well. A lot more so than /v/
oh god.../v/...
Anonymous
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>>22219878 But same can be said about anything /tg/ has strong opinions about.
Anonymous
>>22219908 On a thread right now or just in general?
Anonymous
>>22219925 Could you at least have the decency to get a tripfag or namefag? It's algorithmically impossible using current technology to design a program to filter specific avatarfags with any degree of accuracy, but the new 4chan extension allows for automatic filtering of trips and names.
Anonymous
>>22219945 >Avatarfag You've just proven him right, well done
Anonymous
>>22219945 Then perhaps using your most brilliant mind and in-depth technical knowledge of all things internet related materials, you good sir should design and program such a desired software extension to deal with undesirable ruffians such as I?
Think of the money, the cheering followers, and the fame it would bring you.
Anonymous
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>>22219929 Mods here have fairly free reign with bans. Moot himself has banned people for being persistently irritating. Basically, the rule for moderation is "do not tip the boat over." The rules are not universally enforced.
>Global Rule 3 > Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography. Global rules 6, 10 and 17 are also of note.
I wonder if this will work
>>>/rules Anonymous
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>>22219950 What? That's the actual term. There's people who seek to identify themselves by applying a username, people who seek to identify themselves by using an encrypted code for guaranteed-authentic identification, and people who seek to identify themselves by posting a specific theme of images.
Or, to use the vernacular of 4chan, namefags, tripfags, and avatarfags.
Sergalfag is seeking to identify his or herself and establish post continuity by posting Sergal images for each post; hence, they are an avatarfag.
Anonymous
>>22219943 In general. Several stories have come up from the AIE thread, it's not uncommon for a crossover thread to be drowned in warhammer/pony, etc.
Anonymous
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>>22219925 Oh, that's good. I used to think that you're an annoying faggot and reported you whenever possible, but I've since then mellowed out. Now, this might be the egg nog talking, mind you, but I think you're pretty okay dude.
Anonymous
>>22219968 That's way too hard. It's extremely easy for human visual processing to identify "hey, that's an image of a sergal!", but without enormous processing power it's very hard to identify that automatically. My best bet would either be an enormous neural-network simulation, or one of those rat-neuron-tissue-culture wetware processors; neural networks are uniquely good at this stuff.
Plus, there's the problem that I don't want, for instance, to filter very similar images (such as sharktits or monstergirls) that might be mistaken for sergals, and for that matter not everyone posting sergals is a sergalfag. I'd also have to identify via statistical text analysis your unique typing style...
But all of that would take months, if not years, and in any case I just don't give enough shits for it to be worth it. Just typing up this post is straining the level of justifiable effort expenditure.
Anonymous
>>22219829 aaaaand, I have a new fetish
Anonymous
>>22219981 I should have seen it coming ever since the last, big, (in)famous board-sans thread. You know? The one where suspiciously big group of anons suggested that ever since /tg/ and /x/ broke up, we should go to prom with /mlp/.
On the other hand, when I went there (encouraged by this writefaggotry about /tg/ visiting /mlp/) I've found next to none of this relaxed, slightly autoironical, nearly gentlemany feel of /tg/. Apparently fa/tg/uys simply let off some steam there.
Anonymous
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>>22220055 Did you remember to roll your Will Save v. Fetish?
Remember, every five hours you're browsing /tg/, roll 1d20 for a new fetish. If it's above 12, after applying various bonuses and penalties for the specific fetish material, you're fine.
Anonymous
>>22220013 Oh what shame, for I must remain a scourge and troll for a continued indefinite amount of time, to go unopposed at my worst, and to be ignored at my best.
Oh how fortunes frown on my debauchery and profane existence. What I can say now that can do justice to all the wrongs I have committed?
Merry Christmas my dear gentlemen of /tg/.
Anonymous
>>22220066 The board has been drown in a sea of rage, porn and more rage.
Anonymous
>>22220103 > Erotically posed clothed women is porn Anonymous
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>>22220103 Actually, there's pretty much no porn now (remember the old days, when we had regular monster porn dump threads?)
The rage is a problem. /tg/ is undergoing the slow decline that every online community since Usenet has had- we're growing large enough that the small percentage of newfags who have not yet learned to deal with trolls is large enough in number to sustain a constant successful troll population. It's only downhill from here.
Anonymous
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>>22220108 I mean genuine horse porn.
And our janitor goes on crusdes all the time.
And we have some many fucking generals,it's not funny.
Half of which are for fetishy shit.
Anonymous
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>>22220081 Merry Christmas Sergalfag, perhaps you'll be posting from Canada next Christmas.
Anonymous
>>22219678 As a gigantic 40k fan, I just don't get the crossover thing. I mean yes, 40k is awesome and I love it to death, but it's that type of cool that just doesn't play well with others. I mean the largest faction has a binary response to everything they encounter. Either they kill it because heresy, or they use it to fight heresy.
Anonymous
>>22219981 There is also a thread RPG that is generally up over there, and I chatted with them for a bit and a ton of them are from /tg/.
Anonymous
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>>22220132 40k designs can be really fucking cool. Why not combine those designs with characters from other settings?
Anonymous
>>22220147 Are you talking about this?
Anonymous
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>>22220147 Yeah, they're a pretty cool group.
Anonymous
>>22220132 Because a setting of eternal war and death with no hope of peace can hardly combine with a setting where little colourful ponies teach each other about the magic of friendship.
Anonymous
>>22220171 Yep!
Didn't we help MLP General make that?
>>22220171 Aren't Nightmare Moon and Luna the same character? Why are they different alignments?
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22220186 >>22220187 I believe you did at some point. I'm both one of the main players and DMs of that thread, AND I'm this thread's OP. Glad to know /tg noticed us.
>>22220187 Nightmare Moon is evil Luna.
Anonymous
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>>22220187 Nightmare Moon is Luna after she went full evilmodo.
Luna is pretty much pre-Heresy Horus, Nightmare Moon is Horus during the heresy.
Anonymous
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>>22220187 Nightmare Moon was Luna after going all emo-bitchy after her Older sister wouldn't let her leave the moon up for 24 hours so the citizens would enjoy her night instead of sleeping through it. She tried to make night eternal and screw shit up, but she got hit with the rainbow beam and turned into a whiny cunt.
Anonymous
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>>22220171 >D10 >crit system oh lawd
Anonymous
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>>22220199 You're pretty cool guys, even if your threads always pop up as I begin sleeping.
Anonymous
>>22220132 Don't you feel like being a hero and starting an online petition aimed at Games Workshop demanding that they continue the story? I'd do it myself but I don't play the game, I just love the lore so I don't know enough to put one together. I asked about this on /tg/ the other day and people said that GW were not keen on continuing the story in case they drove players away. Am I wrong in thinking that most players around the world would appreciate a continuation of the story?
Anonymous
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>>22220215 They probably mean driving new players away, having to read a pamflet is less intimidating than a dictionary.
Anonymous
>>22220180 Are you saying that it's crossover material BECAUSE it does not get along with others?
>>22220215 That is one of my few gripes. I wish they would pull a Battletech and make different eras. Which they are starting to do with 30k, I guess.
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>>22220249 It just kills me. It's this massive, ridiculous but above all fun story that spans tens of thousands of years, and then it just stops dead. Especially the fact that it stops at such a seemingly critical point. I know I should just move on to the next story, but 40k just grabs me for some reason.
Anonymous
>>22220249 It's the hooves, man.
Thye can't grip anything.
And i talked to a guy that said
Rainbow Dash could best a Bloodthirster. Anonymous
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>>22220103 It's in part /pol/'s fault. Those fuckers use it as their dumping ground.
Anonymous
>>22220278 Not by herself, she couldn't.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22220278 Well actually the hooves can "grip" things like velcro. Apparently there are some kind of finger things inside the hooves. Pic related.
And Rainbow beat a Bloodthirster? Probably not. I don't know a Bloodthirster's power level, but even thought RD can fly at Mach 5, shoot lightning from clouds, create tornadoes by herself, create enormous shockwaves, and shrug off most crash landings, something tells me a Bloodthirster would eat her alive, probably literally.
She MIGHT (and thats a big might) be able to take a Chaos Marine. And thats if she gets the jump on him entirely, to the point where he doesn't even have his chainaxe out yet.
Anonymous
>>22220321 >dat gif oh god what kind of warp-spawned abomination is this aalfdkfajdioc,fgjidvlmfisjfiosd
Anonymous
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>>22220321 I think the finger thing was just a gag for pinky. I think it's more likely ponies have a touch range telekinesis ability.
Anonymous
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>>22220333 That was Pinkie Pie.
Anonymous
>>22219981 I wrote one such heretical story.
It was about a warlock engineer of clan Skryre leading an attack on Equestria and slaying all those foul ponies!
It was glorious.
Anonymous
>>22220342 Sounds boring. Did they even put up a fight?
Anonymous
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>>22220081 Honestly, I could deal with the pictures if you weren't a melodramatic, purple-prosing Oscar Wilde-tier Insufferable Twat.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22220342 >>22220349 We did a thread on /mlp about Equestria vs the Roman Empire at its height...Rome lost.
So they better have.
Anonymous
>>22220321 >That entire episode >>22220333 Believe me, that's not the most horrifying part
Anonymous
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>>22220373 >Betcha can't make a face crazier than.. THIS! Anonymous
>Sticks head into thread.
Anonymous
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>>22220278 >>22220316 >>22220321 With a holy artefact, anything's possible.
>911.M41 The Fall of Ka’Bandha >The Prognosticars predict that Ka’Bandha, greatest of all Khorne’s Bloodthirsters, will shortly return to the mortal world. Knowing Ka’Bandha to be a dangerous foe, and moreover one who has earned the bitter enmity of the Blood Angels, the Council of Grand Masters brings this news to the attention of Commander Dante and propose a joint strike. So it is that Ka’Bandha has been reborn for mere hours when a combined strike force of Blood Angels and Grey Knights assail his fortress on the Daemon world of Kalagazaar. After a fierce battle, Ka’Bandha is banished, his heart pierced by the sharpened thighbone of Brother-Captain Solor – a peculiar weapon, but one heavy with destiny. In M34, Solor had been the first Grey Knight to defeat Ka’Bandha and, though now long dead, his bones still hold sway over the Greater Daemon. With Ka’Bandha’s fall, the Daemon armies are destroyed, the fortress toppled and Kalagazaar itself subjected to Exterminatus. At the campaign’s end, the surviving Blood Angels have their memories wiped – a price Dante agreed with the Grey Knights at the mission’s start. Anonymous
>>22220373 So the show is about a shitload of warp-corrupted mutant ungulates capable of spontaneous warp-mutation?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22220404 Only 1 is actually a mutant
Anonymous
>>22220401 "Not here sir! We're simply discussing Imperium propaganda in a civil way!"
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22220404 That's just Pinkie. She is basically a daemon prince focused on spreading laughter and baking.
Anonymous
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>>22220420 >Pinkie Pie >Mutant Here-....Actually, sounds about right.
And there's also Twilight's servitor Dragon.
Anonymous
>>22220426 Slaanesh, got it
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22220404 Actually its a show about a race of sentient Equines living on a planet caught in a Warm Storm, living out the history of the Imperium in microcosm, except without the Emperor pussing out like a bitch because he didn't want to fight Horus. So basically imagine an alternate history where the Imperium the Emperor wanted, namely, a united race with near full control over their environment through pskyer powers and technology, exists, and its inhabited by happy multicolored xenos.
Anonymous
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>>22220424 "... ... carry on."
Anonymous
Seeing how the thread has spread, i wish to ask a heretical question:
Anonymous
>>22220426 Fairly sure she feeds off laughter and joy. Now where have I heard that before?
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22220436 >>22220449 N-
...Actually, yeah.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220446 Depends on how early they break out the Elements of Deus Ex Machina. Because if they do that early enough you're left with nothing but a Sigmar loving human in place of him.
Anonymous
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>>22220436 No, that's Chrysalis, as we discussed in a thread where we realized the entire show was Imperium propaganda
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21747207/#21749323 Anonymous
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>>22220440 >mutants >warp-touched >unsanctioned psychers >tech heresy >xeno consort-ion wow, that's like... all of the heresies. I actually cannot think of any more.
Rune !4y4upteP02
>>22220457 >>22220461 Both of you niggers, back to writing.
>>22220446 Yeah, pretty much what
>>22220461 Said.
Elements of Harmony turned what was pretty much a Greater Demon of Tzeentch to stone.
Anonymous
>>22220321 Do you know how tough and strong something has to be to withstand mach7, sharp turns and speed to create tornado, crash impact with force of 20 tons of kinetic energy?
Chaos marine will liquify. With any of those terms. Implying bolters or chainsword has any domain over destruction of what RD can endure.
>inb4 you cant apply logic and physics into this. Anonymous
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Merry christmas!
Anonymous
>>22220461 welp, i can't believe we are discussing this.
Anyway, if he kills one of them 6, they are screwed, right?
Anonymous
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>>22220493 Anon, please. No fighting in the war room...
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
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>>22220512 They're pretty much fucked, then. I mean, unless Celestia got off her ass to do something.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220484 I'm pretty sure Discord could easily rank higher on a power scale than a Lord of Change. He essentially turned Equestria into his own daemon world within seconds of escaping his prison.
>>22220512 Confirmed yes. The second villain tried this and it worked.
Anonymous
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>>22220512 Pretty much yes, in one of the openers there was a plot based on this, a couple of the main 6 pretty much got corrupted, and couldn't use their elements since they no longer represented them.
I assume death would do the same.
Anonymous
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>>22220512 Actually, a single person can use them but they would have to be a paragon of every single element. Celestia was able to pull it off against Nightmare Moon and both her and Luna was able to use them against Discord. But yeah, they would have to find a replacement and fast.
Anonymous
>>22220532 What about the lords of the Under-Empire?
How could they repel an innumerable tide of inevitable death, decay and treachery?
Anonymous
>>22220461 >Impying Luna and Celestia wont send the Blood Thirster into the sun..... or wont have access to infinte amount of Comet of Cassandra
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220575 Skaven? They'd probably hit fast and hard enough that the ponies wouldn't be able to stop them. Equestria has almost no standing army save a ceremonial guard position. Skaven would win imo.
Anonymous
>>22220493 hey, you are totally fullashit dude. Something designed to be as specialized as that would be even worse at dealing with other stuff. Look at the SR-71. Tell me that its skin can withstand a chainsword.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22220575 >How could they repel an innumerable tide of inevitable death, decay and treachery? Cadence and Shining Armor did this already. With a giant-ass magic shield.
Anonymous
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>>22220581 >Implying a Bloodthirster wont WHIP them the second it sees them. Anonymous
>>22220591 >What is that fuckhuge bubble that Shining Armor can make ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220581 They can only send stuff to the moon with said Elements of Deus Ex Machina.
>>22220598 Depends on if they have warning. I don't think the skaven would be stupid enough to deliver a threat beforehand and announce their impending attack.
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sage sage sage FUCK WHERE IS MODS WHEN WE NEED THEM !
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
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>>22220610 Eeeeeeeh, they cast the super bubble pretty much instantly.
Granted, I know next to nothing about Skaven, I'm more of a 40k guy.
Anonymous
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>>22220598 When powered by warpstone, Skaven magic can be extremely powerful.
I'm sure a coven of Gray seers and a seerlord could destroy that weakling shield.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220607 That was because they knew about the impending attack beforehand. Plus the changelings needed the ponies alive to harvest their love. Skaven would just kill everything right away.
Anonymous
>>22220598 Luna&Celestia vs IOM who wins?
How will IOM beat the pair that can crash the planets with IOM populace into each other while throwing Terra into a black hole? Hell or use every sun in the universe as bullets to throw at IOM fleets?
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22220639 IOM.
No fucking contest. Pure numbers plus the amount of psykers they can bring to bear. Ponyland would get fucked.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22220596 >>22220493 Sadly this Anon is right. Despite surviving speeds slightly over Mach 10 at her fastest ever, she broke her wing when she crash landed, probably going barely a fraction of max speed.
So yeah, chainswords would cut up Dashie something bad.
Although this much is clear. This show's world has a bullshit power level. These damn ponies would survive in 40k galaxy for longer then anyone would give them credit for.
>They're pretty much like the Tau, except with psyker powers, two warp-entities/alpha psykers as leaders, and a philosophy that doesn't encourage genocide. Anonymous
>>22220610 lmao, how does the pair raise the stars? you DO know what stars are right?
Anonymous
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>>22220639 For a minute I thought you were talking about Iom from Shining Force CD, and I was about to say "Complete rofflestomp against the weakest final boss in SF history"
Anonymous
>>22220630 Wrong, love is only needed to sustain against something ongoing. Armor and Cadence have enough personal power to repel skavens if they want to kill out right.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22220639 Yeah Celest/Luna don't have THAT high a power level. In a straight up fight, the Imperium would bury Equestria in the bodies of guardsman. In all liklihood, the ponies could only survive the Imperium by being fuckhard to kill (Which they are), and by acting like the Tau. Don't attack anything important, and make the Imperium look at your empire like a giant fortress and just say "Fuck it we have bigger problems"
Anonymous
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220678 This is, again, if they're in the same place at the same time and expecting the attack, which in all likelihood they wouldn't. I mean yeah, in the event they're ready for the attack they'd rip the skaven a new asshole, several of them in fact.
Anonymous
>>22220653 How does IOM and their planets they are on survive been thrown around by the pair?
They can move planets dude, thats more powerful than IOM psykers
Anonymous
>>22220678 welp.
how can you know? have you made scientifically correct calculations about how much love is enough to kill a mutant rat-man.
>inb4 It's a cartoon ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220693 They can't move planets, just Equestria's sun and moon. And only then because that's what they exist to do, they only have power over those two specific celestial bodies.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
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>>22220693 Celestia can raise the sun and Luna can move the moon. Their talents revolve around that. Nothing at all suggests they can move planets.
And moving planets is Alpha + psykery, nothing more. They're strong, but no where near strong enough to take on the Imperium.
Anonymous
>>22220654 Earth ponies are completely useless in-universe.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22220695 The Love power he's talking about was a magical selective shockwave. It basically through back everything they wanted to be thrown back in a huge explosion, that ignored buildings and ponies.
SO basically any "horde attack" tactics against Equestria probably wouldn't work, because they'd just get hit with the repulsion spell.
>I'm telling you, these ponies power levels are bullshit for what they are. Anonymous
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>>22220654 Yes that is right, and you know what the irony is? 40k fan boys love to use the trump card of "lol its magic"
well...... ya ponies
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
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>>22220695 >have you made scientifically correct calculations about how much love is enough to kill a mutant rat-man. /TG/.
GET ON THIS.
Anonymous
>>22220693 Clearly you have not seen the bullshit that alpha-level psykers can do.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22220717 Actually the average 4 foot tall Earth Pony
>Thats how tall they are. And now you know. Is strong enough to pull enormous weights around. Big Mac pulled an entire fucking house behind him, while SKIPPING LEISURELY.
Repeat after me.
>BULLSHIT >POWER LEVELS Anonymous
>>22220744 And Twilight Sparkle could likely lift it. And, later on, harvest all of the apples in one shot as opposed to doing one tree at a time.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
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>>22220744 Well that may have jsut been Big Mac. I'm not sure if it's really confirmed that Earth Ponies are actually physically stronger, but it seems to be implied with the Apple Family. Also Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony, though i'm not really sure if we can attribute any of her stuff to what's normal for Earth Ponies.
Anonymous
>>22220744 It's closer to three feet, I measured it once based on the size of AJ compared to a cow.
Anonymous
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>>22220721 Well shit it, then. Here's a fool-proof plan.
Lord Khorne gets mad and cleaves the place apart with his axe.
THE
END
Anonymous
>>22220691 You didnt watch season 3, your knowledge is from Queen Crysalis, well the pair got even stronger since.
>>22220710 They can also move stars. Pay attention in class bro, stars are actually suns.
>>22220695 Showed in season 3. its magic, brah
y'know, like how magic and warp is deus ex machina for warhammer
Anonymous
>>22220761 Don't forget teleporting at will with barely any concentration while singing. She's an epic level psion.
Discussing the powerlevels of MLP on /tg/, you don't even need the other boards anymore Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22220776 The only Imperial measurement we get in the whole show, is in one episode a candy cane is called "8 feet tall". Some geniuses used this as a scale measure to measure everything else.
An earth pony is between 4-5 feet full grown, Celestia is as tall as a human being.
Anonymous
>>22220734 Yet they cant beat Tau
Inperial propaganda works well on fan boys, though not so much in logic.
Anonymous
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>>22220721 I know that.
Much to my everlasting shame.
Captcha: guilty arksrew
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22220799 There's no evidence the pair got stronger in S3, what are you smoking.
They had trouble with King Donut Steel the smoke cloud, I'd put my bet on the Skaven if they have magic.
>They can also move stars. Pay attention in class bro, stars are actually suns. Celestia. Celestia can move the sun. The thing her special talent revolves around doing. There's no evidence they can affect any other star or that Luna can even move stars.
Anonymous
>>22220822 Tau have more plot armor than fucking Grey Knights.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22220807 Also in Season 3 she reversed FUCKING GRAVITY over a huge area.
>>22220799 I don't think they can move the stars. I'm pretty sure Celest/Luna don't even move the sun/moon, I think they just rotate the planet.
Anonymous
>>22219549 "Courage and Honor and Freindship" is also kinda fun.
Smurfs ahoy though ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220799 >You didnt watch season 3, your knowledge is from Queen Crysalis, well the pair got even stronger since. They were expecting the attack from Sombra. Cadance also used the power of an entire empire to fuel her love magic. She didn't get stronger, her power pool just got bigger.
>They can also move stars. Pay attention in class bro, stars are actually suns. They can only move ONE SPECIFIC star and ONE SPECIFIC moon. They cannont move starS in the plural, because they can only move Equestria's star.
Anonymous
If you wont stop this shit i will start posting gore faggots from faggot realm, go back to your shit hole furry cock suckers
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22220841 Well to be fair, the Imperium was too busy with the black crusade to care about the Tau.
>>22220835 Actually when Luna was banished for 1000 years, Celestia moved both sun and moon.
>I think she just rotated the planet.
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>>22220864 >>22220862 SAGEEEE SAGEEE SAGE SAGE SAGE
Anonymous
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>>22220822 >Imperial propaganda works well on fan boys, though not so much in logic. Love that, using it on spess mherene fan boys
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220854 What did you just say to me you little pussy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
Anonymous
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>>22220877 Ignore it, it falls into the 60-69 area. It cannot be reasoned with.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22220822 >Psyker power levels having anything to do with Imperial Propaganda. You do realize Alpha + psykers get hunted down by the Imperium because of how fucking dangerous they are, right?
Anonymous
>>22220853 She wasnt fueled by anything but herself when the crystal ponies just resurrected (90% of the episode).
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220912 She used the Crystal Heart, which was fueled by the entire empire.
Anonymous
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>>22220912 They were resurrected? I just imagined that Sombre TWORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLUNG THEM INTO THE FUTURE.
And then forgot the part about making his evil Law in the meanwhile.
Anonymous
>>22220895 So where are those psykers now?
None left alive now? not even able to wipe out teeny weebo tau race?
Anonymous
>>22220895 And this is the same propaganda machine that says that orks are cowards. So obviously Alpha + psykers are fucking crazy.
Anonymous
>Can't believe this is happening right now. Dumping Space Mare-ines[/spoilers]
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Anonymous
>>22220951 kill it with fire Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22220942 >So where are those psykers now? Randomly cropping up on worlds, turning entire systems dark, ascending to become daemon princes, or being slain by inquisitors.
>None left alive now? not even able to wipe out teeny weebo tau race? They don't work with the Imperium, you dense motherfucker. They don't give a fuck about the Tau. Alpha + psykers are born insane with godlike powers. Celestia and Luna pretty much fit every definition of alphas without the insanity.
Anonymous
>>22220929 No.... they couldnt even find the crystal heart remember????? Caddnce was keeping the field up alone while Twilight searched. At end crystal heart was used to seal the king which had nothing to do with Caddence.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
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>>22220945 There's never been a non-crazy alpha +, unless you subscribe to the theory that Emps was one.
It's not a matter of propaganda. It's what they are.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22220987 Yet with your described god like power they till die to inquisitors. Dude, im not even mad but a little advice. You will have a hard time defending a setting with so much inconsistent bad story writing filled with plot holes.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22220988 Okay, I think I may have misunderstood what you were saying, so here's my response. Yes, for most of the episode it was Cadance powering the shield, but at the very beginning of the episode she was near dead from exhaustion, so she's not particularly powerful. And they didn't seal shit, they straight up blew Sombra to pieces, at the end, when they were using Cadance's powers, enhanced by the Crystal Heart, which was fueled by the entire Crystal Empire.
I hope that answers everything. Cadance is worst princess.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22221016 They are near gods. That doesn't make them bullet/explosion proof. Not to mention killing psykers is kind of part of an Inquisitors job. Presumably they have anti-psyker weapons coming out their ears.
Anonymous
You asked for this furry horse cock sucker shit heads
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22221016 >Yet with your described god like power they till die to inquisitors Because inquisitors are the best and brightest of the Imperium. And when they hunt an alpha +, they bring a goddamn army. Space Marines, Beta psykers, and a fuckton of bodies to hurl at them. Alpha + psykers are a gigantic fucking danger. If you play DnD, it's like having to hunt down an epic level 3.5 wizard.
> You will have a hard time defending a setting with so much inconsistent bad story writing filled with plot holes. Sir, it's damn hard to defend against ignorance. You are attacking a setting while knowing literally nothing about it. I suggest you actually learn what you're talking about before going on a crusade.
Anonymous
Anonymous
want some of this suckers ?
Anonymous
>>22220980 How did they manage to fuck up termie armor that bad?
And that butt-pauldron is terrible.
Anonymous
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22221016 >Yet with your described god like power they till die to inquisitors. Just because they have the power doesn't mean they know how to use it. And Inquisitors are armored and armored specifically to hunt these god-monsters. They are the fucking Inquisition, when they aim to kill something it dies a horrible death.
>>22221072 Yes please.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22221021 You cant mix endurance with shield strength.
Her shield was impenetrable, as seen it grew weaker as it prolonged. Its same reason why in olympics you have 100meter sprints and long distance track.
For all we know the shield can hold against 1 billion melta torpedoes.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22221075 >Butt Pauldrons Glorious.
>>22221051 But Anon, wouldn't learning about something before attacking it be against the Imperial Creed?
Anonymous
Well, it was nice while it lasted.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
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>>22221113 >But Anon, wouldn't learning about something before attacking it be against the Imperial Creed? Which is why I Chaos.
Anonymous
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ı never asked for this but you wont shit on our thread mlp cocksuckers
Anonymous
>>22221075 I think they were going for the massive collar-guard the termis have.
Honestly, I don't think they screwed up too bad, especially when termis already have horrid proportions.
>mfw I have no good image to illustrate what I'm talking about Anonymous
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
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>>22221111 >Dem double quads So you just wait for the shield to go down, as it eventually did. Yes, for all we know it could have been impenetrable, but that doesn't do much good if it only lasts for a few days, and any attackers can certainly afford to just wait and marshal their strength.
Anonymous
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>>22221084 >It dies Butthat'swrongyouretard
They have a better chance. But an Alpha+ can just crack the planet open, and eat the fleet above it. They don't really have a chance.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22221094 >>22221081 >>22221072 >>22221059 >>22221050 >tfw I don't expand images so these don't even bug me. Anonymous
>>22220951 Every time I see this image I think that Elkdar would have been a better name than Eldeer
Anonymous
>>22221116 >rainbow dash >does not have lady abs Anonymous
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>>22221164 You have a very good point there.
Anonymous
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>>22221111 Nice doublequads.
That reminds me of my current RPG maker project. The main character has a shield spell that negates all killing blows against him for one turn. The catch? It has to do damage equal to or above his max HP to trigger. He can ignore billions upon billions of damage, but something cherry-tapping him to death would prevail. Has that ever been done in fiction?
Anonymous
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>>22221164 But elk are huge and a fuckton harder to put down than deer.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>40k is intentionally grimderp like judge dredd but even less serious >this shit takes it seriously to make it grimderp >I'm not even sure what the joke is anymore
Anonymous
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>>22221188 Come on, there is barely any blood in that picture!
Anonymous
>>22221195 Go back to the man children realm you belong to daemon filth
>>22221176 >>22221162 >>22221140 Anonymous
>>22221162 He's shitting up our board with gore to troll /mlp/.
WHILE STILL ON /tg/.
Holy fuck, I'm not mad about the images. I'm mad someone else is mad and is trolling us because of it.
Anonymous
>>22221051 What crusade? insuring I get to circle jerk warhammer with the rest of gw fags?
No.... that isn't good at al sir.
Anonymous
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>>22221210 You're posting on /tg/. We don't need gore here, thanks. The pony fetishists are more tolerable than you.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22218441 How did we get to this point? In the original spirit of this thread, merry Christmas/Hearth's Warming/Spacemas to everyone.
Anonymous
>>22221201 >>22221162 Ignore it. It's in the 60-69 range and can't be reasoned with. Don't feed, just report.
Anonymous
>>22221233 yOU ARE THE ONES WHO MUST BE REPORTED BECOUSE SHİTTİNG ON TG WITH MLP SHIT.
Anonymous
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>>22221230 Oh hell.
Merry Christmas.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22221233 >pic But it's not just the people that post on reddit that make it shitty. it's the entire philosophy behind the website's design.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22221216 >No.... that isn't good at al sir. Neither is ignorance. I won't deny that 40k is chock full of plot holes, but you haven't found any yet.
A good rule to follow is to understand and learn about something before criticizing it. So that when you find something you think is shit, you are fully prepared to argue about -why- that thing is shit.
>>22221256 ..and spamming gore makes /tg/ a better place?
Sage for voice of reason.
Anonymous
>>22221210 >Go back to the man children realm Warhammer, toy soldiers. duuuuuuuuuude the irony...
>>22221111 I never asked for this lol.... but w/e
Anonymous
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>>22221266 This.
If only the media followed these rules.
Anonymous
Back to the hell you have been spawned from heretics
Anonymous
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>>22221280 Her vag looks really odd to me, anybody else?
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22221274 sage for insulting 40k players.
>>22221273 Well, I dunno. This thread did start out on ponies, so if it doesn't help, it's not making it much worse...
>>22221274 >getting into a dickwaving argument about ponies >being superior to people who play 40k pick one.
Anonymous
>>22221266 > Implying majority of the poster in this threads knows or gives a shit about mlp to draw comparisons from. They just post to defend their glorious warham... fan boys are such hypocrites. Anonymous
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>>22221295 >I never watched this show and feel like I missed something good Anonymous
When you think about it, the Equestrians are simply not violent at all. Then again, it is a kid's show so that's a given. Other than Celestia's royal guards, do any of them even have actual direct offensive capabilities that don't involve dropping heavy things on people's heads?>Let's ignore fighting buffalo with custard pies. That was just retarded.
Anonymous
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>>22221301 Eh, it seemed to be more of a seasons greetings thing at first honestly.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22221304 90% of the visitors to /mlp/ are fa/tg/uys. As is the rule on /b/ with "niggers," it seems to be a rule on /mlp/ that the longer a thread goes the higher the chances are of 40K being mentioned, at which point the thread becomes 100% about 40K. 40K is as much the scourge of /mlp/ as ponies are for /tg/. Why can't we all just admit we love each other? I bet half or more of the people on this thread are /mlp/ regulars.
Anonymous
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>>22221317 I think they just stand around and use their 40+ bonuses to diplomacy/intimate to keep order.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22221304 I am implying exactly that.
I enjoy both the show and 40k, plenty of other anons in here feel the same. And aside from the one gore guy, pretty much every other /tg/ goer in here has been civil.
sage
>>22221317 >Let's ignore fighting buffalo with custard pies. That was just retarded. lol your whole show is retarded
Anonymous
>>22221327 >90% of the visitors to /mlp/ are fa/tg/uys While there is some bleed-over, this is incredible hyperbole.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22221317 They have cannons, spells that cut objects in half, airships, electricity, vehicles, etc, etc.
Basically they run on steampunk/magitek, not fantasy per se. They just haven't weaponized very much of it.
Anonymous
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>Nice thread >Suddenly gore
Anonymous
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>>22221301 Superior? I need not make judgements, just pointing out
>>22221210 's hypocrisy.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
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>>22221317 The purple one shoots lasers.
sage
>>22221332 MLP HAS ITS OWN BOARD YOU FAGGOT THIS IS /TG GO TO FUCK THERE
Anonymous
I have a surprisingly large amount of WH40K/MLP crossover picks...
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22221361 Go back to /v/, please.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
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>>22221361 Sage goes in all fields, actually.
>>22221345 Yes, this is exaggeration, but I feel like I can't go more than two threads without running into fa/tg/uys talking about 40K. The AiE thread is already overrun with /tg/ goers and wants nothing more to do with them.
Anonymous
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Thread is in autosage but as I post this has less than 100 images... That's going to be a lot of gore.
sage
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Posting mlp shit on 40k>That is why you fail
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
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>>22221364 I've noticed that 40K seems to be the most popular thing to cross FiM with. I had a full folder dedicated to it because I thought it was cute before I even got into the show.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22221343 You are posting images of horrible disgusting injuries of the human body, in ways that are clearly intended to be sexual.
You're posting gore porn, probably the most disgusting and depraved fetish on the internet
>Internet please don't prove me wrong and you get mad because I watch a show outside my viewing demographic?
No Anon. You are the retard. Maybe some day you'll graduate to getting pissed at people because they're acting irrational or Evil, instead of because they like certain cartoons or wargames.
Merry Christmas.
Anonymous
Looks like gore guy is gone.>I'm afraid the mods are aware of us now >Post More Ponies before its too la........ >BLAM! HERESY!
Anonymous
Shall we start another thread then?
sage
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>>22221369 Go back to masturbating to horses furry faggot
Anonymous
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there's a lesson to be learned here...
Anonymous
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>>22221327 I love them both, am I not allowed to? I wouldn't torture myself to reading /tg/ and the obnoxious warhammer fan boy's posts if I weren't loving 40k itself.
Ultimately, I just find it ironic, for all the "logic" warhammer fan boys used to defend "space marine vs ??? " threads,
it fails miserably against ponies for the exact same reasons. I don't give 2 rats about ponies or space marines but dear lord the fan boys lol...
Anonymous
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>>22221421 Naw, I think this one is good.
Anonymous
>>22221419 He's too much of a pussy to post real gore. Clearly underaged. He'd probably puke if he saw real gore and not cartoons.
sage
>>22221402 my dearest internet whiteknight
I am not hating them becouse they are liking a certain furry/manchilds show
I am angry becouse they are posting it on /tg and as for 4chan rules mlp shit is forbidden on other boards.
for your civil behaviour i wont post gore as a reply to you but
Anonymous
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>>22221421 Nope, 4chan is not meant to have persistent generals/threads, we had fun while it lasted.
Anonymous
Are there any other good 40k/? or mlp/? cross-overs?
Anonymous
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>>22221452 >angry over rules being broken Shut down your computer, go to a mirror, and take a long hard look at yourself. Repeat several times "I get angry when people break rules on 4chan" until you realize the magnitude of what you just said.
Anonymous
sage
>>22221450 You were saying anon ?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22221369 Are you...THE Sorcerer-anon? The story with the CMC becoming Chaos worshippers?
Also, who the hell has a guro folder just to inconvenience people?
sage
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>I love them both, am I not allowed to? I wouldn't torture myself to reading /tg/ and the obnoxious warhammer fan boy's posts if I weren't loving 40k itself. I'm not saying that, I'm saying that the same people frequent both boards, so the seeming hostility between the two just seems weird. I never said I hate fa/tg/uys on /mlp/, I just meant that they are to /mlp/ what pony lovers are to /tg/. Love and tolerate and all that.
>>22221463 We talkin' fanfics here? Because I could point you to a whole website of heresy the likes of which you could never imagine.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22221475 Thanks, now your upcoming ban will be several times worse.
Anonymous
>>22221494 The same people who call that their fap-folder.
Also, this story, title/link?
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22221452 All this thread was, was me saying Merry Christmas to /tg. I didn't intend to start a pony thread. When it started anyway, I spoilered most of it so fa/tg/uys would have an easier time ignoring it, and so the mods wouldn't get mad.
However, you are just being gross. Please stop.
Anonymous
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>>22221452 >Global Rule 3: >... grotesque ("guro") >In just as much violation as those violating any other rule. >didn't realize macro image replies are against the rules on all boards but /b/ >Every board violates image macro reply rule sage
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>>22221494 be prepared anon be prepared for anything
Anonymous
>>22221498 Yes sir, please give me all of your heresy.
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22221494 The voice actors for the CMC actually said a line from his story too. I don't have the link though. But yes, he is.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22221536 what.
where.
Did they do so knowingly? Anonymous
>>22221504 I don't have any, and seeing as it was a greentext story in a FR thread, I don't think it was archived. Though maybe Sorcerer-anon has it somewhere, assuming he is the anon I think of.
Anonymous
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My face when I realize this guy is spam-refreshing an autosaging thread.
Anonymous
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>>22221475 Read
>>22221452 You dense, hypocritical motherfucker.
Anonymous
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>>22221536 >>22221545 Really? Which was it?
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
sage
sage
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
sage
Crossbreed Priscilla
Sigh... such intolerance as usual in /tg/
Anonymous
>You have reached your report limit for the day.
Anonymous
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>>22221606 You mean 4chan?
Anonymous
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>>22221606 It's just one guy.
sage
>>22221640 ı am ready to get banned for your sins forwhat /tg stands for faggot.
Are you ?
sage
Anonymous
>>22221709 >banned for your sins My friend, I don't like your gore, but that's my problem.
But this sounds a bit too melodramatic.
Crossbreed Priscilla
>>22221709 And for what does it stand for exactly?
sage
Anonymous
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>>22221739 Not him, but he's right
The manchildren bronies just want an excuse to invade other boards because "lel le epik pone fic xDDDDDDD lub n tlernce xdDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Fuck them, they get us hacked, spammed, and ridiculed. Fuck them to hell
sage
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>>22221754 Certainly not pony shit taht is for sure
Anonymous
>>22221714 The thread has been in autosage for ages. Nobody is going to see your gore, and the ones that are aren't going to be offended by it. As soon as the mods are off christmas break, you're going to be at the top of a very long list. They wont give a flying fuck about the ponies, but they will give a flying fuck about your shitposting.
You're not a martyr, you're a newfag. You're so worked up and angry you are unable to type coherently, and are probably biting yourself in a spergy rage while throwing things about your room like a child told he can't play with his toy anymore. It's a miracle you can get by the captcha.
The fact your dad fucked you in the ass throughout your childhood does not give you a free pass to be a little bitch on the internet. Just a reminder.
Sorcerer-anon !iTPNIg/6xs
>>22221494 >>22221504 >>22221551 ...Yes, I am that guy.
Though I'm not quite proud of how that story ended up, and will probably re-write it.
I sometimes writefag here anonymously as well.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22221791 I DID start this thread? Shall I end it, tg?
Anonymous
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>>22221791 Pretty much this
Anonymous
>>22221791 >Defending ponyshit People like you are ruining /tg/, and on a grander scale, 4chan as a whole Your cultural marxist cartoon is literally despised by the internet as a whole, and your fandom is worse than Sonic . Leave, and don't come back
>>>/mlp/ Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>22221817 Nah, I'm having fun ridiculing him and winding him up. Let it fall off the last page on its own. With luck he'll take his anger out on his mummy and get grounded for a while.
Anonymous
>>22221791 He's trolling. Really, if it wasn't obvious when he began, the "banned for your sins" part gives it away completely. And please, we've gone the whole thread without people resorting to autism-related buzzwords, let's not start now.
Anonymous
>>22221829 >i cant refute his point >time 2 use le epik reaction face! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
>>22221817 Please, do us all a mercy. I'll see you on the other side, battle-brother.
Anonymous
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>>22221813 Well, just one thing: I don't like corruption and I don't know my 40k lore at all, but this story amused me.
Merry Christmas to you in partcular.
sage
>>22221791 You mad horse fucker ?
Anonymous
>>22221819 Really? This thread had civil discussion for about 300 posts without anyone throwing a tantrum. I don't know what your definition of "ruining /tg/" is, but I'm fairly certain it's nowhere near the textbook answer of "People screaming 'stop liking what I don't like' and shitposting".
Crossbreed Priscilla
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Well... I would assume gore guy's way of overreacting to ponies is an ingrained hatred of how he was treated when the public humiliated him for liking toy soldiers.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22221858 We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.
In fealty to the God-Empress (our undying Lady), and by the Magic of Friendship, I declare Extermintatus upon the /TG and /MLP Christmas Thread.
Anonymous
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>>22221872 >You mad This right here confirms just how lowly and pathetic you are. It's quite literally the only thing you can come up with when you get called out, identifying you as a low-tier troll who has to rely on other people's work due to being incapable of independent thought or originality.
>>22221843 I know, I'm trolling as well. because I have nothing better to do on a christmas evening.
sage
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>>22221882 Why cant URR I AM SO SPECULL BECUZZ I LIKEZ PONYIES YEAH BRONIY POWA
idiots understand that MLP HAS ITS OWN BOARD AND NEITHER WE NOR THE RULES WANT IT OUTSIDE
they locked you guys in your shithole to stop people from corrupting other boards.
I saged it first but when mods didnt answered i tried to stop people from looking at your shit thread
Anonymous
>>22221882 The only reason we had "Civil discussion" is because of all the shitposting invading bronies here.
You know, people BREAKING THE GODDAMN RULES
Crossbreed Priscilla
>>22221872 You sound mad corpse fucker.
Anonymous
>>22221923 WOAH SHIT GUYS LOOK OUT THIS GUY HAS RULES
sage
ImperiusDictatio !!uo9ISEyTeaE
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>>22221916 May the Magic of Friendship account in all balance. The Princess protects.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
>>22221916 I hearby sign the death warrant of an entire thread, and consign a thousand posts to oblivion.
May Equestria Justice account in all balance.
Dungeon Master !Fd1nEcwMbk
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>>22221952 The Princess Protects.
sage
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>>22221952 Jsut delete it faggot
Anonymous
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>>22221938 >Mocking someone for trying to obey the rules Brony logic
