Anonymous
I wonder, how much of Anaru's character was made after the beginning of the quest? I know that at he at least changed his name and established appearance, what about character and abilities?
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31037265 Ah...so you ARE alive! This is what I get for starting so early, but oh well.
His personality was decided pretty much from the get go, with the sensitive stuff thrown in kind of sporadically.
Abilities were more or less the same: be a badass and punch things, maybe give a motivational speech or two.
The newest thing about him is probably his backstory/uniform ideas. We can't seem to settle on just one, but we know for sure that his final form is "Phoenix Regalia" and he's on fire.
Anonymous
How many more hours, OP? ;_;
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31037295 Less than 24 remain.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I've been waiting for this.On a unrelated note, I just defeated the Mirror Knight NG+2. While cosplaying as the Mirror Knight. And then I put my RSS down and got summoned by the Mirror Knight to kill another player. I wish I could've seen the face of the host when he realized the Mirror Knight summoned another Mirror Knight.
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31037327 WHOA WAIT
You can get summoned by him?
Self-appointed votecount-fag
Anonymous
>>31037337 Yeah, at least onlyafro's last video proves it
You get summoned by black phantom or something
>>31037287 >Ah...so you ARE alive! This is what I get for starting so early, but oh well. What
Anonymous
>>31037337 Yep, but you need to be in NG+. The Mirror Knight only summon players in NG+.
Sadly it takes years to be summoned, but when you do, It reads "You are being summoned by the Mirror Knight! Become a squire and vanquish the master of this world."
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31037352 FROM has really outdone themselves this time with the NG+ treats. That Place Unbeknownst in NG+ surprised the FUCK out of me.
>>31037350 That is ballin' as fuck.
Also, that post was because I feared thread would be kill for appearing so soon.
Anonymous
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>>31037367 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
lets do it.
Anonymous
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>>31037367 >feared thread would be kill for appearing so soon. It's like you thought we'd lost our way.
Anonymous
Hey guys, I'm not gonna be around for the start of the thread, but I think we should do something awesome for OP.
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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Oh no wonder nobody said anything
Anonymous
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>>31037451 Hitherto unprecedented amounts of write/drawfaggotry?
A combined rendition of Before My Body is Dry, uploaded individually and then compiled together using Audacity or similar?
24 hours of productive threads with minimal shitposting? No Star Reader-kun
>>31037367 I've been refreshing /tg/ since CYOA 23. We are there OP.
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31037545 I just went to my doctor's appointment, came back home, passed out for 5 hours, and woke up in time for this thread
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
Gimme a while longer guys, and we'll get rollin'
Anonymous
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>>31037287 Speaking of, I have an idea for his mkIII. The general consensus seems to be Eternal Flame, right? Well, there is going to be a hell of a lot of stray floating life fibers in the final battle. What if we absorb these to combust for energy, and as long as we are in this high life fiber density area we can maintain the form?
At least, that is the only way I can think to maintain a form that requires us to burn life fibers as fuel
Anonymous
>>31037673 Alright, we can wait.
>Get summoned again after half a hour of waiting >Host pull the plug Come on.
Anonymous
>>31037767 Did you know that invadees that pull the plug might get banned from online play altogether?
Anonymous
>>31037782 They're not banned, they just can't summon for five minutes. Or get summoned.
And he can always use the Bone of Order to remove the penalty.
Pulling the plug mean I already won. I was about to heal the Mirror Knight with Med Heal while he was nearly dead too. Anonymous
>>31037808 >they just can't summon for five minutes. Or get summoned I was sure it lasts forever for that specific character
Anonymous
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>>31037314 ;-; [spoiler/] Anonymous
>>31037860 Sadly no.
Well, since I'm not getting summoned at the moment,
I'll go make a Uzu build and CoOp. Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y suggested theme for when we go phoenix regalia in a futile attempt to save Satsuki and only end up a uniform shorter
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
>>31037898 Make sure you post that shit.
I wanna [Electric Sunbro Intensifies]
Anonymous
>>31037933 I will, but I doubt it will be that good.
There's no haircut matching Uzu's so I'm using the basic one. I'll probably post the items thought.
Anonymous
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>>31037930 I fucking love that theme, but it means something different than what you described, so I'll have to disagree
Anonymous
>>31037223 Would it kill the archivers to I dunno, leave a thread number to signify the order?
I realize I may be a little bitch at this point, but really?
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
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>>31038054 Dude I know. Whoever did last night's forgot to mark it as the 23rd.
I am sorry for the inconvenience, guys.
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31037930 Oh shit, I am actually ALL FOR this. Definitely a burnout song for Anaru, definitely tragic enough.
Anonymous
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>>31037930 Poor Gwynn. All the power in the world and it still wasn't enough.
Anonymous
here and constantly refreshing this therad.
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31038189 >Refreshing Why?
Anonymous
>>31038122 Oh wow, you did start early. I'm totally not in class right now, by the way. Are you going to wait until more people drift in before you start writing or are you going to give me an excuse to not do work?
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
>>31037994 There's gotta be something kinda close to his original hair if nothing else
>mfw micspamming Shamisen relentlessly upon entering the boss fog. Anonymous
this is basically gonna be us our second time attacking nui or raggyo, right?
Designfriend
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>>31038209 Oh, oops. That's me. Not at my computer so I forgot my name.
Anonymous
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>>31038329 I figured it'd be more like this
Anonymous
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>>31038223 Well, the basic one is basically the closest. Also, no armor really match the clothes of Uzu, so I'm going the
BLADE REGALIA : SECRET UNSEALED path I think.
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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>>31038329 >No matter how much you improve your silly uniforms you can't-- >The fuq u sayin m8 >u wanna fuckin go >I'll smash yer gob m8 >swear on me pomp >thats wot I Fukken thought Yes.
Engineer-kun
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>>31037223 Man, I'm gonna be at work for most of this thread. If I don't get back before it ends...it's been fun OP.
Bang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5PrDnP4YSQ Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
so...have things died down a bit now?
Designfriend
>>31038833 Apparently so. I'm kind of bummed since I didn't think I'd actually be able to sneak in here when I was supposed to be doing work.
Anonymous
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>>31038833 >>31038845 BELIEVE
It's happening soon Anonymous
>>31038833 I don't know about "died down a bit". It feels more like a pack of starved wolves waiting quietly and desperately for the first sign of prey. Or kind of like the six seconds into a Mexican stand off.
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
AWWWWW SHIT GUYS HERE WE GOOO
Anonymous
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>>31038947 SkeletonPaulItsHappeningWithFireInTheBackround.gif!
Anonymous
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>>31038920 You...you I like.
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31037223 Tune: 斬LLLア生LL
You're outside about an hour later, still feeling fuzzy from your time with Satsuki. Sitting on the loser's bench is fairly humbling, with Mako going wild right next to you and Genryu charming his entourage for the thousandth time.
Ryuuko looks down at you, decked out in your new tracksuit. You give her a quick thumbs up and pop another toothpick in your mouth, eager for the next fight to begin.
Uzu walks down from his pillar and laughs heartily at finally being able to face his opponent.
"This has been a long time coming, Matoi! Prepare yourself!"
"Keh!" Ryuuko reaches for her glove. "I've only gotten stronger since last time. You don't have to worry about anyone getting in the way, I'm more than enough for ya!"
"That's what I was hoping you'd say!" Uzu reaches up for his collar.
The tassle on Satsuki's Bakuzan flows in the gentle breeze, and she raises the blade high.
CLACK!
"Begin!" She shouts.
A horn blares, and the images on the screen swap out. Your face is replaced with Uzu's, and the battle begins.
The light of their dual transformation makes it hard to follow the first blow, but after a moment you can clearly see the two of them clashing rapidly.
There's give and take on both ends. Ryuuko has definitely grown more powerful, and her blows reflect this. However, she can do little against the enhanced senses of Uzu, your friend who also happened to undergo the same rigorous training that you did four days prior.
Genryu leans forward, bending his head down to address you. "You made me eat my words, kid. I'll give you that. But that girl is on a whole 'nother level, do you really think your pal will win? She even trounced you, for cryin' out loud!"
You shrug, cracking your neck leisurely. "Guess we'll find out. Uzu's never been one to give up."
"MENDOUKOTEMENDOUKOTEMENDOUKOTE!"
"Though he can definitely give me a run for my money," you laugh. "Eccentric bastard."
Anonymous
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>>31037223 I love you OP.
No seriously, your dedication to your fans, your humor, the skeleton.jpg’s and your love for best girl.
We’re all gonna miss you while your off fighting the terrorists.
N… No Homo!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31038947 STAND OFF IS GETTING INTENSE! OH SHIT HE TWITCHED! GO GO GO!
Anonymous
>>31039058 I feel like Uzu will get jobbed.
Anonymous
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>>31039058 ELECTRIC SHAMISEN INTENSIFIES
ELECTRIFIES
DIVERSIFIES
CERTIFIES
OBJECTIFIES
Anonymous
OP's Number 1 Fan
>>31039058 I will never understand how, even when I'm late for these threads I always make it right in time for OP's first story post. I'm so glad I didn't miss anything because of oversleeping.
>Ryuuko looks down at you, decked out in your new tracksuit. >new tracksuit. >tracksuit >mfw I'm pretty sure Gama isn't going to approve.
Anonymous
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>>31039058 Hmm, we need a comb to keep our pompadour architecturally sound.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31039058 [eccentric samurai intensifies]
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31039145 Me too, last night i fainted and overslept.
When i wake up a new thread is here, it's always like this.
Anonymous
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>>31039195 >>31039145 OP does his draft posts in old entish
OP's Number 1 Fan
>>31039195 >When i wake up a new thread is here, it's always like this. Not tomorrow. Kill me ;_; Anonymous
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>>31039195 At least you were able to sleep.
Anonymous
>>31039176 >[Electric Shamisen Intensifies] >IRL Shamisen Shamisens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrCXYmIp2qg OP !!2otPsJrxIww
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>>31039136 Can't fucking breathe holy shit
Anonymous
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>>31039208 T-thanks for reminding me we're gonna have to survive without our dose of Anaru for a long time.
Be strong guys...
Anonymous
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>>31039218 Holy shit look at him go!
Anonymous
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>>31039218 Shit man that's intense!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31037930 and if you find this to contain a bit too much Melancholy, try these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o_9CjcCAgQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yoe3RoGgx6U did not mean to offend friend, i just think there sould be alternatives Anonymous
>>31039058 >decked out in your new tracksuit Aww, and I just tweeted you this, too.
Anonymous
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>>31039320 much production value
such green screen
Anonymous
>>31039354 Holy shiiit 10/10
Self-appointed votecount-fag
Anonymous
WorstOc-fag
I knew there was a reason I woke up suddenly, full of energy.
>>31039354 Fucking A.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31039320 see your yoshida brothers and raise you a yoshida brothers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgN_xIHqLUA OP's Number 1 Fan
>>31039354 Bam slam damn my nigga.
FakeShamisen
>>31039320 Uzu: Lady Satsuki!
Satsuki: Sanagaeyama.
Uzu: Recently, the sports committees have been kinda down after our loss in Kyoto.
Satsuki: Let them taste what they brought.
Uzu: But my lady! Surely, if they feel in fightin gear they'll be ready to trounce them next time?
Satsuki: Hmmm... Anaru?
>[Distant] Anaru: TELL THEM MY POMPADOUR IS HUGE!
>[Back to foreground] Satsuki: His pompadour is huge. Back on topic, what did you have in mind?
Uzu: Well, I know some members of Nonon's sect whom can rock pretty well, so maybe we can put on a show?
Satsuki: Can you even play?
[Quiet Shamisen begins playing]
[Uzu lightly chuckles]
Satsuki: What's so funny?
[Electric Shamisen slightly loudens]
Satsuki: Seriously Sanagaeyama I'm more likely to approve if you give me a straight answer.
[Shamisen almost fully audible]
Satsuki: Where is that music coming from?
[window crash]
Uzu: TO ME MY BROTHERS, AND MY SHAMISEN!
[ELECTRIC SHAMISEN AT FULL INTENSITY]
Engineer-kun
>>31039354 DAMMNIT GUYS I'M TRYING TO GET WORK DONE.
Anonymous
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>>31039479 Cut to single Uzu going to town with a shamisen like in
>>31039218 Shameless Two Star Voicefag
>>31039354 10/10 Pompadour grew out in the middle of class.
Drawfag
Anonymous
>>31039354 Goddamn you are awesome!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31039479 Satsuki saying 'His Pompador is huge'
In the most straight face deadpan manner....Sides are currently in orbit my friend!
Anonymous
>>31039479 >[Distant] >Anaru: TELL THEM MY POMPADOUR IS HUGE! >Nonon: I'LL SAY! >[Back to foreground] Anonymous
WorstOc-fag
>>31039720 >Nonon: I'LL SAY! No-Star JazzFag
>>31039354 you've outdone yourself
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31039747 >>31039731 >>31039683 >>31039614 >>31039565 >>31039561 >>31039482 >>31039463 >>31039432 >>31039402 >>31039398 >>31039393 >>31039388 Holy shit thanks guys. Here's another one I did that was originally Anaru wearing his 3-Star get up that I just went ahead and changed to what I imagine his track suit looks like. I think he might need some chest hair, but I wasn't sure.
WorstOc-fag
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>>31039822 JESUS CHRIST ANON, CALM DOWN. WE CAN'T HANDLE PEOPLE THAT BASED.
Anonymous
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>>31039822 damn that's a nice one too
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31039822 I get that it's a stylistic decision or something like that, but I just can't approve of Anaru not having eyes
Other than that, neat drawing
Anonymous
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>>31039822 So....this what BASED feels like
Engineer-kun
OP's Number 1 Fan
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31039882 He's got them in the original doodle, but I like the idea of him not having eyes more due to the fact that he's essentially a stand-in for us.
Anonymous
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>>31039822 That's, that's just not fair! No one person should be this awesome! How can you constantly raise the bar?! How can I handle an other quest without all the excellence you provide?
But in all seriousness, that's kickass and so are you!
Anonymous
>>31039822 Take heart, for tonight you are BASED!
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
Anonymous
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There need to be a picture of him squatting in his tracksuit.
Anonymous
>>31039934 That's fair I guess, but an honest person looks you straight in the eye. You can't trust someone who hides his eyes
That just kinda bugs me
But it might be just me being a buzzkill
Drawfag
Anonymous
>>31039985 Not to nitpick, but I'd like to point out that in
>>31039822 Anaru has eyes, they just happen to be closed.
Anonymous
>>31040030 Really? I thought that was just an outline or something
Anonymous
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
OP is live, writing out a fight where Uzu does not job is actually somewhat difficult.
No-Star JazzFag
Anonymous
No-Star JazzFag
>>31040079 >Uzu does not job what have we done
Anonymous
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>>31040079 But then who jobs?
Nonon?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31040079 He's only jobbed once against Nui, and promptly returned the favor.
Anonymous
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>>31040079 An Uzufight that is not interrupted, delayed, cancelled, sidetracked or involves him jobbing? What is this heresy!?
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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>>31040079 Just ttensify it a little
Anonymous
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>>31040072 You win the thread
Anonymous
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>>31039943 >Take heart Ragyo has that covered
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31040072 If I were Souichirou, I'd run some parental tests
No-Star JazzFag
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>>31040072 >this will never happen >they will never be that happy I swear to god if Satsuki/Ryuko/Senketsu dies thursday I'm going to either burn down trigger or commit sen-i-soshitsu
BASED Regalia
>>31040030 >>31040048 It's just an outline. You can see that he has eyes, but you can't actually see his eyes/pupils and such.
I'm not outright opposed to the idea of him having eyes, but I prefer him to not have them.
Anonymous
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>>31040206 Huh, apologies. At lest his left eye still looks closed to me rather than absent, but now that you've explained it I can see your intent as well.
Anonymous
>>31037930 Oh hey, I just remembered a fun thing
Both Gwyn and Satsuki have four elite henchmen with animal motiffs
Self-appointed votecount-fag
>>31040312 It's the whole 四天王 thing, japs have a hardon for elite fours
Anonymous
Does that make us Smough?
Anonymous
>>31040361 >artorias=uzu >cirian=nonon >gough=inu(because they do jack shit except ONE BIG IMPORTANT THING) >gama=ornstein(protectin' their ladies yeah I guess we're smough
Anonymous
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>>31040387 I'd say Gough=Gama, just because they're SO FUCKING HUGE
Anonymous
>>31040312 At least the four devas got to stay with her.
Gough, Ciaran and Artorias had to go to Oolacile, Gwyn went to light the fire with his knights and Ornstein was forced to stay in Anal Rodeo to guard an illusion with a cannibalistic asshole that have no regret finishing Ornstein while he's still alive.
Ornstein move his hands a bit before Smough smash him if you defeat Orns first. Meanwhile one of his friend is being corrupted by the abyss, Gwyn is burning and the two others are just gone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkzpRVjFbE >>31040361 Anaru isn't an asshole.
Anonymous
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>>31040387 Smough and Gwyn confirmed for best pairing
Anonymous
No-Star JazzFag
>>31040412 AND THEN
Ornstein is resurrected by those blue knight faggots in DS II and forced to guard their leader
being Ornstein is suffering
No-Star JazzFag
>>31040433 oh god what if Tattun replies in the nine weeks OP doesn't have internet
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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>>31040387 Nah dude we're Sif
Anonymous
>>31040434 Still mad about not getting Dragonslayer armor in DkS2
Hope they have an expansion pack planned
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31040433 Apparently Tattun is kill.
>>31040450 DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THAT
Anonymous
>>31040434 >Implying it's really him Some faggot just found a replica of his armor and his ring.
Anonymous
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>>31040450 Then we'll use the sacred pidgeons to deliver the message.
Anonymous
>>31040434 >He's also corrupted by the abyss >>31040471 I think It's him honestly. He uses the exact same moves, even the butt blast.
Even if It's not him, he still had a hard life.
No-Star JazzFag
>>31040471 Come on dude, he did some of the same attacks, instead of lightning he had dark, and there's hints about the blue knights using resurrection spells.
Anonymous
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>>31040356 Four Heaven(ly) Kings
No-Star JazzFag
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>>31040460 >Hope they have an expansion pack planned Ornstein of the Old Kingdom Designfriend
>>31040461 WHAT DO YOU MEAN TATTUN IS KILL
;_; Newfag Herder
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As always, if you're new or need these:
All previous threads archived:
http://pastebin.com/b6XxyU38 Most based two star voicefag's collected works:
http://pastebin.com/3C64SKGK A gallery containing summary images of threads as well as art of the character from various based drawfags:
http://imgur.com/a/cfxcD Accompanying music suggestions from musicfag and various anons compiled sloppily:
http://pastebin.com/JgjJNsvY Anonymous
>>31040492 >>31040489 >he did some of the same attacks And you did too when you got his spear. Means absolutely nothing.
Anonymous
>>31040529 >@Incenetum The staff at the studio, including myself is just waaaay too busy right now. It might be interesting when things calm down here. They're looking for the animator slacking off at 4chan to make a mock Newtype magazine.
Anonymous
>>31040556 Adding to this.
1. If Resurrection does work, why bring back Ornstein and not, say, fucking Gwyn ?
2. If there is any way to bring people back to life, why isn't the blue covenant filled to the brim with resurrected heroes of old ?
No-Star JazzFag
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>>31040556 Okay but what about the way of the blue researching into bringing people back to life and having a legendary dead knight from thousands of years ago with decayed and old armor and ring?
Anonymous
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>>31040565 Drawfag is the animator, seriously his art looks so much like the original artstyle it's scary.
Anonymous
>>31040620 >1. If Resurrection does work, why bring back Ornstein and not, say, fucking Gwyn ? Gwyn was killed who knows where. I don't think you can just go to Kiln like this
No-Star JazzFag
>>31040620 >1. If Resurrection does work, why bring back Ornstein and not, say, fucking Gwyn ? Gwyn was old as fuck and passed his prime thousands of years ago and now thousands of years later I'm sure he's even worse than when we fought him
>2. If there is any way to bring people back to life, why isn't the blue covenant filled to the brim with resurrected heroes of old We don't know if it is or not, they could all be out finding the guilty and traveling around
Designfriend
>>31040565 T-thank you, anon. Drawfag was the artist, Votecount-fag was the one who vectored the sketch at my request, and I was the one who did all the work on the cover itself (headlines, title, etc). I think we make a pretty good team.
No-Star JazzFag
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>>31040687 so when are you guys gonna fuck?
Drawfag
>>31040687 >inb4 we form a crack team of animators and artists to make a spinoff series with Anaru Self-appointed votecount-fag
Anonymous
>>31040746 >You all get sued by trigger. Nofunalllowed.jpg
Anonymous
>>31040677 >Gwyn was killed who knows where. I don't think you can just go to Kiln like this I doubt you can walk into Anor Londo that easily either. And besides, both their souls are in the Kiln anyway because the CU stole them.
>>31040681 >Gwyn was old as fuck and passed his prime thousands of years ago and now thousands of years later I'm sure he's even worse than when we fought him If we assume Resurrection uses the soul to bring people to their state prior death, Gwyn would still be OP as fuck.
Also what about Ciaran, Artorias, Gough, the gods...
>We don't know if it is or not, they could all be out finding the guilty and traveling around Lack of information in itself is not a proof.
WorstOc-fag
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>>31040789 >You all get recruited by trigger. Fixed that.
Designfriend
>>31040746 LET'S FUND IT BOYS
No-Star JazzFag
>>31040794 >Lack of information in itself is not a proof. Oh I never said it was 100% true, but I like to hold it as head canon, and besides, when has FROM ever made some 100% true and not ambiguous?
Anonymous
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>>31040853 Never, that's why I try to never assume things. Even if they're rad as all fuck.
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
>>31040746 >mfw you fuckers make me voice all the characters >ALL OF THEM Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31040794 >DaSII Ornstein is just an alternate CU from DaSI who went mad at some point and started thinking he was Ornstein because he had his soul >yfw he managed to get the plume even thought you couldn't when you used Ornstein's armor Anonymous
>>31040882 >Implying we wouldn't force you to make every single sound. >Including effects and music. No-Star JazzFag
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>>31040620 >2. If there is any way to bring people back to life, why isn't the blue covenant filled to the brim with resurrected heroes of old ? Well there's also all the old giant knights that occupy Heide's tower that say there armor is incredibly old and wielded from a warrior from a time so ancient that there's no records of them existing.
Anonymous
>>31040937 >>31040882 >Satsuki's sex scenes. Anonymous
Self-appointed votecount-fag
Drawfag
>>31040882 YES. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.
>>31040829 Check your Steam, you
cl ass
y motherfucker. OP's Number 1 Fan
Anonymous
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>>31041021 This is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in all my life
Anonymous
Anonymous
can one picture not exist anywhere in the same board twice at once? im trying to post a picture but it wont let me
Anonymous
No-Star JazzFag
Anonymous
>>31041147 Put some pixels in it.
Newfag Herder
Designfriend
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>>31041047 Gonna take a nap but I will later. Thank you.
Also, I have an appointment so I won't be back for a little.
I need to get fucking oral surgery because one side of my jaw is longer than the other, but first they need to give me fucking braces to move my teeth into place for surgery or some shit. Kind of sucks, but it's a necessary evil. Drawfag
Anonymous
>>31040794 They wouldn't have access to Gwyn, Nito, the witch, or Seath's souls because several bosses already had them.
Ornstein was probably just the only one the sentinels could get their hands on, with the others being inherited by something that they couldn't find/kill, lost in some random ditch, or just dissipated to the point of uselessness.
No-Star JazzFag
>>31041158 every fucking time I swear I can't help it but cracking up when tidus laughs
Anonymous
>>31041176 >>31041179 but what if its a gif
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31041212 I don't get why. Ornstein soul's is either dissipated, lost in the klin or turned into a spear.
A dude finding the armor and learning the legend is way more plausible to me.
No-Star JazzFag
Anonymous
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>>31041158 Basically my reaction is
>>31041232 This is magical
Anonymous
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>Use phoenix form on Nui >Both vanish but Nui reappears seconds after >Later we replace Junketsu as Satsuki's Kamui or posess it >Ryuko mad as fuck because Nui didnt take Isshin out, but also her closest family figure by that time again
BASED Regalia
No-Star JazzFag
>>31041265 It could be man, but is Dark Souls 1 they say that Gwynevere ran away from Anor Londo with her husband, Flan, the god of flame. There's also a huge ass tower of flame. And the architecture is extremely similar to anor londo. And the knight appointed to guard gwynevere is there.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31041305 You're going to fucking kill me.
Anonymous
No-Star JazzFag
Anonymous
>>31041305 >Senketsu just look at you >Not even focused on the fight >Just stare at you throught your monitor Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31041305 Love it, though I think Ryuuko has a bit of a manface there
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>>31041349 >Ryuko's right leg isn't even attached to her. Anonymous
>>31041265 I'd agree if he didn't use the buttslam. How could an imitator learn about that, crude scribbles from a traumatized CU?
WorstOc-fag
Anonymous
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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>>31041380 Yes. You don't think that's how all we know about the old kingdom was preserved from in the fi--
>>31041305 Later, am kill.
Anonymous
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>>31041380 >He didn't move for a while >And then he >He... >HE SLAMMED ME WITH HIS BUTT AND IT PRODUCED AN ELECTRIC SHOCKWAVE >Reader's face when OP's Number 1 Fan
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>>31041305 I can't even. Jesus man.
Anonymous
>>31041322 That's plausible. But the complete lack of reference to both those GODS is weird.
Maybe that kingdom really was theirs and it just crumbled long ago with them ? And Ornstein is either the original but corrupted or his successor ?
But then why would the dragon rider be here ? Vendrik's kingdom can't be that old.
God dammit from
>>31041380 >Implying Ornstein isn't known as the buttknight No-Star JazzFag
>>31041469 >But then why would the dragon rider be here ? Vendrik's kingdom can't be that old. It's implied that Heide's could have been it's own kingdom, and after the ocean completely rekt it's shit, Vendrick could of thought "oh fucking sweet some more building's to occupy/oh shit what if an enemy kingdom tried to flank us through heide's? fuck that shit" and sent some niggas to guard it
Anonymous
>>31041469 >buttknight Do you mean, he's got a big butt?
No-Star JazzFag
>>31041469 Also, I find it interesting that Ornstein doesn't use lightning anymore, which fucks dragons real hard, and only a few blocks down is some one who is trained to ride dragons.
Anonymous
>>31041501 The problem with that theory is that the Rider's arena was obviously built with his fighting style in mind. So he was probably stationed there before it all sunk.
The really old armors of the knights are weird too. Either time is really distorted or Vendrick is really cutting down on quality.
>>31041516 He's got the biggest butt, that's why he likes to shove it in everyone's face.
>>31041521 Me too. That's why I kinda doubt it's him actually.
Anonymous
>>31041521 I was disappointed that you never fight a dragonrider that actually rides a dragon.
No-Star JazzFag
>>31041612 Same, and all the dragon fights were mediocre. That's what kind of ruined DS II for me.
>HOLY SHIT HEY EVERYONE FROM HERE GET HYPED THIS NEW KINGDOM HAS DRAGONS >there's a guardian dragon that flies around and you hit his feet til he dies >then there's three more of him >and then an ancient dragon that's just a bigger version of the guardian dragon OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31039058 Tune: Before my body is dry
Bolts of crimson and bolts of green clash again and again, setting the arena ablaze. The intense friction and power behind every blow resonates in the air, and it's not long before this energy reaches those in the bleachers far below.
To your left, Mako stares up in awe at her frazzled, electrified hair. She pokes and prods the spiky new hairpiece and giggles uncontrollably.
Ryuuko and Uzu clash once more before separating, both panting rather heavily. She leans on her Scissor blade, looking down at Senketsu and muttering something.
You're not a master lip reader, but it's not necessary. You know she's got something up her sleeve.
"Here I come, MATOI!"
The two of them charge, and your heart is pounding. One way or another, this is going to end right here!
Uzu swings right into her side and Ryuuko coughs up spit, dazed by the blow. Your nails dig into your hand and your fear spikes. You were expecting her to dodge that attack!
"It's over," Uzu sighs, still swinging Ryuuko away as he does.
Senketsu's eye narrows, and suddenly, Ryuuko smiles.
Sliding down the length of the blade, she falls right into his striking range. She smiles at him through his helmet, and Uzu gasps.
You blink. Did she just...?
The Scissor blade returns to her side, and that pose...that pose is-!
Iaido.
"SCISSOR BLADE: DECAPITATION MODE!"
"NANI?!"
Her form is sloppy. The attack is much slower than your own would've been.
But it works.
Uzu is bathed in a pillar of light as Ryuuko cuts him down to size, rending his uniform apart with a single devastating blow.
Ryuuko falls to her hands and knees, gasping for breath and coughing up some more. Uzu, meanwhile, is lying on the ground and surrounded by fragments of his precious MKII.
"Did I...lose?"
Bakuzan is driven into the floor once again, and the horn blares. "Matoi, this battle is yours! You may rest in preparation for the next."
Anonymous
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>>31041641 They're not dragons actually, they're
Giants OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31041641 Don't even mention that fucking Ancient Dragon, man. At least I had some fun with the Guardian, since it jumped to the sides of the cage and shit.
But fuck that Ancient Disappointment.
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
3-hour split in-between posts. That has to be a goddamn record. I am so sorry, guys.
No-Star JazzFag
No-Star JazzFag
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>>31041674 How could they fuck up so hard after making Kalameet I'll never understand.
Self-appointed votecount-fag
Anonymous
>>31041659 >Iaido Uzu fell for the same trick that we used on him when we were a two star.
Poor Uzu
Anonymous
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>>31041593 >He got that butt after absorbing Smough's power Truly a curse.
Anonymous
>>31041659 >Iaido. Isn't it Iaito?
No-Star JazzFag
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>>31041722 >ryuko learns moves and tricks from her aniki when she knows he's watching how can one imouto be so cute and so based
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
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>>31041719 I've already abused the hell out of that one though, haha
>>31041731 Iaido is the technique. Iaito is a practice sword and
a weapon in DS. Anonymous
No-Star JazzFag
>mfw finding the great club and upgrading it to 10+
Anonymous
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Halberd best weaponfu, other weaponsluts do not apply.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31041659 As an Uzufag I can approve of this conclusion. Uzu's clearly much more skilled than Ryuuko is here, and his senses allow him to accurately land each of his hits.
In the end Ryuuko had to do a sacrificial attack to pull out the win, rather than outright besting Uzu in combat.
10/10 OP, good stuff.
Like the Saiyan's, Uzu will only grow stronger from this experience.
Anonymous
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>>31041896 >Like the Saiyan's, Uzu will only grow stronger from this experience. Well he IS a monkey
OP's Number 1 Fan
>>31041846 Afro pls go back to making more videos so i can laugh more
Anonymous
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>>31041659 >Uzu not jobbing This pleases me, well done OP
No-Star JazzFag
>>31041944 I wish I could make videos like Afro.
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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>>31041659 Even if I only deliver once today, I'd want it to be this.
[Electric Soundfagging Intensifies]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eInEuGwDcY Self-appointed votecount-fag
>>31041985 I wish people stopped copying every single set he uses ad nauseam
Giantdad stops being funny after the first 100 times you see people use it
No-Star JazzFag
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>>31042039 I'll agree, but considering how many great weapons there are in DS II I don't see something like Giantdad happening again
The Liliana Vess There Ever Was? !2zPWK4ns9I
The Liliana Vess There Ever Was? !2zPWK4ns9I Mon 24 Mar 2014 20:28:03 No. 31042060 Report How many dead?
Anonymous
>>31042060 Only OP so far.
OP's Number 1 Fan
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>>31042039 I still use my GiantDad for fun sometimes. I agree it's over used though. The Liliana Vess There Ever Was? !2zPWK4ns9I
The Liliana Vess There Ever Was? !2zPWK4ns9I Mon 24 Mar 2014 20:30:12 No. 31042100 Report Quoted By:
>>31042085 OP is a small stick!
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>>31041659 Thanks, OP! Last one before I get ready to go to work.
Hopefully this thread will be here later tonight. I don't get back until 11:30ish CST
No-Star JazzFag
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>2014 >thinking shit ain't gettin' real in a minute a bone to pick with you
Anonymous
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>>31042140 Can we get married?
Anonymous
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>>31042140 Seriously, you're fucking amazing
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31042175 George_Costanza_200_Years_Later.vtf
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>>31042140 If I don't get back before you leave OP, I just wanted to thank you for how much fucking fun this has been. I only just started reading recently and caught up yesterday. It's been a blast getting to read this thing and I can't wait until you get back.
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>>31042175 >op saves your skellie costanza pic OP's Number 1 Fan
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>>31042140 >>31042175 I'm kill. This is too much.
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
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>>31042140 AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It's cool! Thanks for delivering again, man, and have a good night! Anonymous
>>31042175 Welp
Everyone post
skeletons Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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>>31042140 Holy shit dude
I'm getting BTFO here
Self-appointed votecount-fag
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31042239 ITT we post skeletons while waiting for OP
No John, you are the faggot. OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31042192 I'll probably be up late tonight, so no worries.
No-Star JazzFag
Anonymous
Anonymous
Self-appointed votecount-fag
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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>>31042291 Hell yeah motherfucker
No-Star JazzFag
Anonymous
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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I'll get back to this, I guess
Anonymous
OP's Number 1 Fan
Anonymous
This thread has gotten too spooky
No-Star JazzFag
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31041691 I hope you are, OP.
I went to sleep not knowing the conclusion of that fight between us an Ryuuko.
Glad I'm awake to catch this one, though.
Ended up skipping out on classes for the day because I was so damn tired, though. Anonymous
Anonymous
At this rate we'll never get to the bad-touch cage.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>31042400 This counts as a skeleton, right?
Anonymous
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>>31042515 Yes, s
tupid s
exy_ skeleton
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31042515 Awful lot of flesh for a skeleton, though. I'll let it slide.
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31041659 Tune: Light your heart up
You run up to the devastated arena to offer Ryuuko your congratulations, and of course, Mako isn't far behind.
"RYUUUUKO-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
You're a good guy, and not a half-bad aniki, either. So you do the right thing and take the hit for Ryuuko, who is clearly way too tired for this shit right now.
You casually step out in front of your nee-chan and Mako tackles you to the ground, hugging you and shaking you and bruising you pretty good before discovering that you aren't Ryuuko.
"Eh? Oh, Ondori-san!"
"Anaru's fine, Mako. Just Anaru."
"Hm! Sorry! I'm just so excited, Ryuuko-chan won another match!"
You get up and pat your knees, smiling. "Two down, three to go." You turn your head to Ryuuko, who's looking pretty damn sleepy.
"You alright there, nee-chan?"
Your voice echoes throughout the entire area, for some reason. Good acoustics? Whatever, nobody seems to be paying you three too much attention.
"Yeah, I guess. I'm beat. Mako, let's go get some food, ah? You should come eat with us, aniki."
"Sure, I'm down."
"NO! He can't!" Mako cries, crossing her arms.
Crossing her arms above her head.
HAAAAAALLELUJAH!
"Anaru-senpai can't eat with us, Ryuuko-chan! He's very very busy, I know it! We've both seen him, Ryuuko-chan! He's a big huge delinquent, despite being a member of the legendary Student Council! We need to let him and Satsuki-sama have their time alone, Ryuuko-chaaaaaaaaan!"
Your jaw drops to the floor, all the way down. High up on her perch, Satsuki's eyes glow ominously.
"S-stop kidding around, Mako!" You pull your jaw back up and try to push Mako out of her magical spotlight, but she runs back with you holding on.
"I can't! I can never ever ever ever kid around, because this is important! Super super important! When a boy and a girl kiss, they need to spend time together! HMMMMM!"
Mako completes her speech with a flourish, and your jaw drops back down.
Like everyone else's.
"
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
WorstOc-fag
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31042672 I fucking knew it
It was a time bomb
No-star Jazzfag
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>>31042672 HOW
GAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31042672 MAKO I SWEAR TO GOD
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
>>31042672 Oh shit.
Was it Hakodate?
Anonymous
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Brb jumping off the nearest bridge.
Anonymous
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>>31042672 OH
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT!!?
Anonymous
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>>31042729 Yep, tennis club
Self-appointed votecount-fag
>>31042729 They overheard us through the door when we were talking to Hakodate about it, but they didn't bring it up
Anonymous
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>>31042672 Oh my God.
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31042729 >"We've both seen him!" They saw it all.
I FUCKING CALLED IT IN ANOTHER THREAD
NOBODY LISTENED
AND THERE YOU GO
YOU HAD ONE JOB
Anonymous
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>>31042672 Better do this now before Satsuki gets to us.
OP's Number 1 Fan
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>>31042672 GAMA
HAKODATE
WHICH ONE OF YOU
DID THIS SHIT
No-star Jazzfag
>>31042741 >mfw I thought that's what happened but I thought nothing of it since OP never hinted at it Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31042672 MAKO YOU LITTLE FUCK.
WE'RE HUNGRY, LET US EAT. Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31042773 You played right into his ruse
Anonymous
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Both sisters are probably mad at us nowWe go full Kamina soon anyway >all them little sis and aneki exchanges
BASED Regalia
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>>31042672 > High up on her perch, Satsuki's eyes glow ominously. If only my version of Light your heart up had a record scratch. Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
>>31042672 We got Halleluja'd...
In front of our pompadad
In front of the whole academy
And in front of Nui maybe? Anonymous
>>31042672 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Now, to restore Satsuki-sama's honor, we must commit sudoku. Anonymous
>>31042672 Welp
The only correct course of action is to calm her down and say that we spent time together with her recently
Yep
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
>>31042818 Oh god. Oh god she's watching
Oh god she KNOWS.
We're gonna be going full Phoenix soon m8s
No-star Jazzfag
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>>31042835 it is the only way
Anonymous
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31042845 We're fuckin' dead, ain't we m8.
Self-appointed votecount-fag
>>31042840 >"That's right, I've slept with her twice" >Moment of pause >"In the same bed" Anonymous
Deny nothing. Embrace everything.
Anonymous
>>31042869 >a single cheering whistle is heard >everyone looks at pompadad >he's just as surprised as anyone >it was actually Ragyo Self-appointed votecount-fag
>>31042895 Question is, will Satsuki do the same?
She could afford to have it revealed to the Devas, her closest friends and allies, but to the entire fucking school and town?
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31042907 >inb4 OP confirms it OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31042672 Tune: 昼裸lilL
"Eh? Hoooh, Anaru-senpai! There's a microphone at your feet!"
"YEAH, I REALIZED!" You shout, facepalming so hard that you fall backwards.
The crowd is losing their MINDS. Genryu's pompabeard, no longer fully erect, has gone flaccid and hangs loosely below his chin. The babes are giggling uncontrollably.
Nonon snapped her baton in half.
Gamagoori is staring at Mako through splayed fingers, groaning.
Uzu is still laying on the ground.
Far up above on her perch, Satsuki's hand is shaking as she struggles to maintain her grip on the teacup.
What are you going to do?!
[ ] DAMAGE CONTROL!
[ ] Back away slowly.
No-star Jazzfag
>>31042927 [x] Back away slowly.
damage control will only make it worse
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31042927 >Uzu is still laying on the ground. Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
>>31042927 >Uzu is still laying on the ground Love it.
>[X] DAMAGE CONTROL I mean we're gonna die anyway.
TODAY IS THE DAY WE JOIN OUR HEROES.
Anonymous
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>>31042917 On one hand denying it would be pretty low of her
On the other we'd understand and she has a good reason to do it
Fuck you Mako
Anonymous
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>>31042927 SHE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
WorstOc-fag
>>31042927 [x] DAMAGE CONTROL!
>>31042945 THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING TO DO IT
Anonymous
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>It's been 9 weeks >You check TG out of habit >See a KLK thread, get reminded of the CYOA >It's just talk and discussion about the upcoming ova probably >Suddenly you see a post with spoilers >Put your mouse over it >Tune : Ambiguous
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31042927 [X] Back away slowly.
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
>>31042927 [x]Full Damage Control.
Anonymous
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>>31042927 >[ ] Back away slowly. Anonymous
>>31042927 There is no good choice here........We're totally boned regardless of what happens......
>[ ] DAMAGE CONTROL! It's been a pleasure serving with ye gentlemen
Anonymous
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>>31042927 >[ ] Back away slowly. Time to do the smart thing
Anonymous
>We've both seen him
Anonymous
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>>31042927 >[ ] Back away slowly. Anonymous
>>31042927 >[x] DAMAGE CONTROL! FUCK IT. SNATCH VICTORY FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT.
(Also, Satsuki makes us crazy-suicidal levels of reckless.)
>>31042991 They were listening outside the door.
Anonymous
>>31042927 [x] Damage control
Time for Anaru to try his very first Hallelujah? Maximum overbackpedaling?
Anonymous
>>31042927 >[X] DAMAGE CONTROL! I want this to go as poorly as possible.
Anonymous
>>31042927 >[ ] DAMAGE CONTROL! WE DO NOT BACK DOWN
Anonymous
>>31042927 >[ ] DAMAGE CONTROL! Anonymous
>>31042927 [ ] DAMAGE CONTROL!
The only correct option!
Anonymous
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>>31042927 >[ ] Back away slowly. I dont think there's ever been a time when Anaru hasn't been more fucked
Anonymous
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>>31042927 >[x] RUN WITH IT. FUCK IT, TOO LATE. A MAN CAN'T BACK DOWN, LEST HE LOSE HIS WAY.
OP's Number 1 Fan
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>>31042927 >[ ] Back away slowly. >Gamagoori is staring at Mako through splayed fingers, groaning. YOU FUCK GAMA
WE KEPT YOUR SHIT SECRET
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
THAT'S FUCKED
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
>>31043007 DENY NOTHING.
EMBRACE.
EVERYTHING.
Self-appointed votecount-fag
Anonymous
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>>31042927 >[X] DAMAGE CONTROL! Anonymous
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>>31042927 Why is Pompadad not proud as fuck for getting that girl?
[x] Back away slowly
No-star Jazzfag
Anonymous
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>>31042927 Inu where are you Inu you better have intercepted that shit before it reached the TVs goddamn INU THIS IS YOUR JOB
>[x] DAMAGE CONTROL! Anonymous
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>>31042927 >DO SOMETHING STUPID >Or just back off Was that even a choice?
Anonymous
No-star Jazzfag
Anonymous
>>31042927 >>31042927 BACK AWAY! BACK AWAY!
Anonymous
No-star Jazzfag
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why would you do this anons
Anonymous
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>>31043078 Why am I cracking up?
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31043074 >>31043039 IT'S TOO LATE ANON.
IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE.
Anonymous
No-star Jazzfag
>this was all a part of OP's keikau
Anonymous
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>>31042927 >[X] Damage Control ...My first, and possibly one of my last, votes for this CYOA...Why did I have to get into it so late?
Anonymous
Self-appointed votecount-fag
Anonymous
>>31043154 You wish
NOW EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31043130 >OP was secretly Tzeentch the whole time OP's Number 1 Fan
So everyone. How'd you like this CYOA? I had a lot of fun. It sucks that it ended like this, but what can you do. Sometimes you make bad choices.
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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No
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Try to damage control >Before we can speak a word Nui come out of nowhere and "I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR FATHER" >Everyone forget about what Mako said >yfw saved by Nui
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>>31043189 >Implying it's over Anonymous
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>>31043189 It's really fun to read.
It's about time we got a bad choice. If i were DM i'd set like 2 good and 2 bad options and act upon them, but luckily i have the creativity of a pineapple.
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31043189 We all know OP planned for this.
Dude's like Tzeentch or some shit.
He never wanted us to succeed, man.
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RIP in reeces pieces anaru
Anonymous
>>31043177 >Satsuki can't even begin to come up with a way to salvage this >brain shuts down and defaults to her single role model >jumps down the arena and starts molesting us Anonymous
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>>31043189 We had a good run, but I'm glad we got some nice art out of it
Anonymous
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>>31043189 Committing sudoku upon Satsuki-sama's bakuzan is never a bad choice
Anonymous
Anonymous
>yfw Ragyo visits >"You think you'd have a relationship with my daughter without my knowledge?"
No-star Jazzfag
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we did it
Anonymous
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>>31043284 >filename Hah, I remember that.
Drawfag
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I take my eyes off the thread for five minutes, and what is this.
Anonymous
No, there's hope! I still believe.
Anonymous
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>>31043289 >"You think you'd have a relationship with my daughter without me?" FTFY
Anonymous
>>31043289 What's scarier?
Ragyo not okay with this, or Ragyo okay with this?
BASED Regalia
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>>31042927 >[x]Back away slowly. Also, now
Nui knows that we're somewhat involved with both Ryuko and Satsuki. There's no way were avoiding her before, but she might actively come for us now. Anonymous
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>>31042927 >[X] DAMAGE CONTROL! >[X]SUDOKU MUST REGAIN HONOR
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31042927 Tune: 昼裸lilL
You take a deep breath, and reach for that microphone.
"STUDENTS OF HONNOUJI ACADEMY! SPECTATORS! CONTESTANTS! LEND ME YOUR EARS!"
In the background, Mako gazes at you with sparkles in her eyes as you get your very own spotlight and HAAAAALELUJAH!
"Listen carefully. If what my friend Mankanshoku Mako says is indeed true, then surely..."
Ryuuko yawns, blinking slowly.
"Surely," you continue, "she could withstand a test of affection! If there was such a ridiculous and illicit relationship going on behind the scenes, then not even our Lady could stand up to such a test! Have faith! Believe in your leader, not in this silly and utterly round girl behind me!"
Satsuki breathes a sigh of relief, lifting the cup to her lips.
"BEHOLD!" You shout, ripping your new top off and baring your chest to the world.
Blood fires out of Satsuki's nose and straight into the cup. "O-OJOU-SAMA!" Soroi cries out, taking a step towards her with worry in his eyes.
"EEEEEEHHHHH?! Satsuki-sama got a nosebleed!" Mako cries. The crowd screams with her, a blend of anguish, fear, and laughter at your expense.
"B-bakana," you mutter, staring up at her in shock. Soroi wipes her nose swiftly and replaces her cup, stepping away with a bow. Satsuki sighs and brings the cup to her lips once more.
"Th-that didn't count!" You cry, reaching for the hem of your pants. "S-Satsuki-sama just has allergies. The true test begins now!"
"BEHOLD!" And you rip off your new pants, throwing them into the wind.
Blood rockets out of both nostrils this time, her teacup shaking with the sheer force of it.
"OJOU-SAMA!"
"ONDORI! ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF SALVAGING THIS SITUATION?!" Gamagoori cries, genuinely panicked.
You sigh, descending from the arena in shame. The crowd is still busting up with laughter and shock, even as you return to your seat and Soroi does his best to clean up the remnants of Satsuki's embarrassment.
Anonymous
>>31043330 >yfw damage control turns out to be an inspirational speech about love being the greatest show of resolve Anonymous
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>>31043351 Okay, of course
She will pull the strings in the shadows so she gets hella mad from something we do, or she does to us yfw she makes us into a kamui after phoenix form BASED Regalia
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
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>>31043378 Oh my fucking god
It's been a good run, guys.
Anonymous
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>>31043384 NOPE
WE'RE GONNA DIE
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31043378 That went better than expected.
Newfag Herder
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Anonymous
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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>>31043378 If we weren't dead before, we are now
Anonymous
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>>31043378 DANG IT SATSUKI
Anonymous
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>>31043378 Ya did the best ya could, ya know?
Music Anon the Faggot
Anonymous
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>>31043378 ...
Well, this backfired spectacularly.
>varying degrees of okay with this OP's Number 1 Fan
>>31043378 Jesus, Satsuki. Get control of yourself.
Anonymous
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>>31043378 I have no words
Anonymous
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>>31043378 This was the worst thing Anaru could have done at this time.
Not even straight out admitting it would've been worse.
Holy shit Nui really need to come out of nowhere and attract the attention to her.
Drawfag
>>31043378 >"Th-that didn't count!" You cry, reaching for the hem of your pants. "S-Satsuki-sama just has allergies. The true test begins now!" >"BEHOLD!" And you rip off your new pants, throwing them into the wind. >Blood rockets out of both nostrils this time, her teacup shaking with the sheer force of it. FUCK
WorstOc-fag
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31043457 She's deeply in love, anon. But not even a heart as shining and pure as hers can resist the temptation to TOUCH her love. Music Anon the Faggot
>>31043444 >our personal theme the Night before the Rebellion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opm8R3Hxrsw Followed by the first half of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E8wHTX5nac on the morning of the Rebellion
>Satsuki is missing and the Deva's are Broken, COVERS are tearing everyone a new one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBsIeYYWX6o >Fall into the deepest pits of Despair Anaru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79fIH5s5CI >Rekindled Hope takes flight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9nucPq7g0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhV6jHbL26I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mWXLafGoNg >Theme for our one man war against REVOCS www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE >Satsuki FOUND! AKA the GIGA POMPADOUR BREAKER THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdo5ECj-AhQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mWXLafGoNg >Theme for Showdown in Nuitown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HawLBWXf9DI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXTHNiu5MVU >Eventual theme for when we crack it at Nui/Ragyo about Satsuki www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDkZItq5m0c > 3 Star Uniform PHOENIX REGALIA! >From the flames of defeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ > Regalia phoenix takes flight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ndaumP7zE >Cost of rebirth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLGSpyz_BmU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3AJzEAzL70 >Final Quest Outro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KqyPjiAUw Credits rolling with Satsuki in a flowing white dress Holding Anaru's comb >To be continued Outro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8 of course these are entirely contextual and up to OP to decide!
Thoughts?
I'm going to miss the fuck out of you guys for the next 9 weeks 2/2
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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We're not gonna burn into ashes through Phoenix Regalia, but through embarassment
No Star Reader-kun
Why is everyone panicking. Satsuki is now as much in fault than us.
Anonymous
OP !!2otPsJrxIww
>>31043510 Say that to her face fucker not online see what
Bakuzans Anonymous
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What the fuck Satsuki?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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> [x] Wake up, It was a dream, Mako made you hit your head onto a jagged rock
Anonymous
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>>31043378 we are officially going to get hanged by the balls at the hoonouji tower for this
Anonymous
WorstOc-fag
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>>31043522 >Say that to her face fucker not online see what Bakuzans Anonymous
>>31043510 No, it's still our fault, because this was a really stupid plan.
Anonymous
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>>31043378 Seriously Satsuki, where is your resolve if you can be fazed as easily as that!?
Anonymous
>>31043535 HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THIS IS GOING TO REACH RAGYO'S EARS REAL SOON
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31043476 Well we ain't exactly a smart bunch.
I think Anaru does a good job reflecting that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>31043582 >We're not gonna die a virgin >Thanks to Ragyo NO
THIS IS NOT OKAY
Anonymous
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You guys don't mind if I leave my Blumenkranz on?
Anonymous
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>>31043499 >See Music Anon uses my song suggestion for Final Quest Outro Shit man that makes happy as fuck right now
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31043582 I'm certain she already knows. If nothing else, I simply guarantee that Nui does. OP's Number 1 Fan
>>31043492 I know. That's why I love her. >>31043535 >>31043582 Is she gonna purify us?
How do you purify a boy? Anonymous
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>>31043582 >Not only Nui, but Ragyo also decides to visit >our mere presence has changed fate, and we made COVERpocalypse happen earlier Shit man
Anonymous
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>>31043510 We just made her look like a horny fool in front of the entire school.
Self-appointed votecount-fag
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Now we gotta go up to her and take whatever she's going to throw at us like a man, be it slaps, punches, swords, or kisses
Anonymous
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>>31043582 mind if i cut in?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
>>31043629 >How do you purify a boy? Ever heard of /ss/? Anonymous
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>>31043570 It's also our fault because of how hot we are
Anonymous
>>31043629 B-butt stuff?
D:
Anonymous
>>31043667 >implying we're boyish enough for /ss/ nigga we are a MAN.
Anonymous
>>31043582 >This reaches Ragyo's ears. >One day Anaru is checking his phone when suddenly he gets a new message. >"Hello Ondori i am Kiryuin Ragyo, Satsuki's mom since you're her new boyfriend let me give you an advice: She doesn't like it when you tickle her belly but she makes a cute sound if you touch her... Pls no.
Anonymous
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>>31043378 I hope Nudist Beach is looking for applications.
Anonymous
So, what's the best form of suicide we can commit to remove the stain on Satsuki-sama's honor?
Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
>>31043674 Well now we really are dead.
Dragon-dildoed, at least. Anonymous
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>>31043712 No one but Soichiro is MAN enough for Ragyo.
Maybe Pompadad. Anonymous
>>31043720 Well, I see that our comedy routine was a great success. Thank you, Mako-san. And thank you, Satsuki-sama, for playing along graciously.
Anonymous
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Pompadad must be rolling on the floor right now.
Anonymous
>>31043723 I think you mean life-fiber dildoed. >and assofthe Oh god, even captcha sees it coming
Shameless Two Star Voicefag
Well, it's been a blast, guys.
Anonymous
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>>31043715 >"So, Satsuki, how do you feel about threesomes?" >"I-..." >"Well that's great, cause your mom's visiting." OP !!2otPsJrxIww
Anonymous
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>>31043771 Good luck Voicefag
You'll be coming back to Ground Zero I fear Sleepy Muthafucka with the RC Cola
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>>31043768 Life-fiber Dragon dildo. Oh god. >Devioldi imbricated I don't know what that is but I do not like the sound of it.
Anonymous
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We are still gonna commit seppuku right ?
WorstOc-fag
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>>31043771 Keep up the good work voicefag.
OP's Number 1 Fan
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>>31043771 Hopefully see you later voicefag.
Designfriend
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>>31043378 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN I'M DYING THANK GOD I CAME BACK TO THIS
Anonymous
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>>31043752 quick thinking
give them the ol' razzle dazzle
make it happen op
