No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
You are Kuro Nijiiroh, a newly-minted genin of Konohagakure, and it’s the first of two days off Hōōmaru-sensei gave you. You’re thankful to have a day off after the hectic day that was yesterday, but you wonder if you should spend today and tomorrow studying something to get ready for the training Hōōmaru-sensei promised you. You could go to the Academy’s Library, or go to one of the training grounds to train in the ninja arts. >A) Head to the Academy >B) Head to the Training Ground >C) Enjoy your day off
Anonymous
>>48742629 WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING TWITTER
Anonymous
>>48742629 Oh and
>D) Search for Sis.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
Anonymous
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>>48742766 It may be awhile before other voters appear, since you didn't give it out last session.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48742629 >B) Head to the Training Ground Jesus fuck, we're never going to bang our sister, it isn't happening
Anonymous
Jiraiya
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>>48742629 >A) Head to the Academy I have returned, tell me of the panties.
SpiderAnon
>>48742629 >Head to the training ground we need to get STRONG Anonymous
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>>48742745 I'll second this. Maybe we can even turn it into a training exercise?
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48742870 >>48742915 >>48742871 >>48742745 >A) Head for the training grounds, but look for your sister first >B) Look for your sister first, you can head to the training grounds later >C) Just go straight to the training grounds Anonymous
>>48742953 >Train by searching for our sister Best choice, clearly.
Jiraiya
>>48742953 >A) Head for the training grounds, but look for your sister first Big sister's always know when you fuck up and lose a limb. She'll come to us in no time!
SpiderAnon
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>>48742953 >c) Gotta focus on the training so we can surprise our sister when we become strong.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48742953 >>C) Just go straight to the training grounds It's not my fault my sister is popular
Anonymous
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>>48742953 >) Just go straight to the training grounds Anonymous
>>48742953 >>A) Head for the training grounds, but look for your sister first Or
>>48742969 Anonymous
Rolled 1 (1d2) >>48742969 >>48742994 >>48743133 These are all pretty much the same, so I'm counting them together, but now it's tied, so I'll roll a d2 to decide what you're doing.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
Rolled 6 (1d6) >>48743180 I can assure you this is me, just took my trip off and forgot to put it back on. Roll to look for your sister. Roll me 1d100s.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
Rolled 18 (1d100) >>48743209 OK
Anonymous
Rolled 88 (1d100) >>48743209 Anonymous
Rolled 76 (1d100) >>48743209 Anonymous
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>>48743246 Holy khorne dubs. Wonder if we'll get some good melee stuff from that due to training.
Anonymous
Rolled 57 (1d100) >>48743209 No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48743231 >>48743246 >>48743279 >>48743333 Congratulations! You all passed, though finding your sister may not be the training exercise you expect. The DC was 16, because I rolled a 6, but because I promised a -4 to the next DC it was really 12.
>Writing Anonymous
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>>48743359 Are we rolling high or low?
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48743359 You decide that hunting for your sister may be a good form of training all on its own as you rinse out the bowl and spoon and place them in the dishwasher. You head upstairs to dress in your ninja garb (and out of your pajama pants), but hear a hissing from under your sister's bedroom door.
You decide that maybe you won't find your sister out in the village, and that she might be home, for once. You push open her bedroom door- it's unlocked, and peek in. It's dark, but you can see in there just fine, and there's no sign of Shirou, besides the unmade bed and scattered clothing on the floor. You see a sliver of light under her en suite bathroom door and head towards it, as the hissing noise stops. You weigh your options, and decide if you burst in, she won't be able to escape as she always does.
You throw open her door and now stand face to face with your sister, her usually messy head of black hair wetted down by water, and her body wrapped in a towel. You wonder to yourself why Shirou is showering at home, and not the ANBU barracks, you also wonder why both of you are just staring at each other, and not saying anything to break the increasingly awkward tension.
Stop rolling and making my quest the Lewd Genin Quest, please, I beg you dice gods. >A) It's been a while, Shirou... >B) Apologize >C) Say nothing, just leave >D) Something else Anonymous
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>>48743537 >B) Apologize >D)Get out of there as fast as you can She might be angry.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48743537 >>C) Say nothing, just leave Fuck my rolls today
Anonymous
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>>48743537 >D) Want to help me train? Anonymous
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>>48743537 >A) It's been a while, Shirou... Anonymous
>>48743537 >>D) Something else TACKLE HUG HER. DON'T LET HER ESCAPE AGAIN.
Jiraiya
>>48743537 >A) It's been a while, Shirou... >other, TACKLE HER FOR LOVE. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>48743537 >C) Say nothing, just leave Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>48743537 >C) Say nothing, just leave Yikes.
Anonymous
>>48743588 >>48743604 Yeah, I'll go with these two. May as well.
Jiraiya
>>48743653 >>48743626 Guys heads up, if you're new to questing. Always make sure to link back to the QM's post. This way its easier for him to keep track of talls.
as long as you're not samefagging that is. Anonymous
>>48743673 Really? I've been doing this for quite awhile and it's never really come up.
Jiraiya
>>48743687 Usually it helps the QM, but if he tells me to fuck off I'll delete it. The quests I usually take part in have some 20-30 different IP's showing up so we gotta link or else the chances of a mis-vote get high as fuck.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48743718 Don't fuck off, it's nice to have everything link back to my post
Jiraiya
>>48743740 Got it Boss.
there will be no fucking escape from me now. Remember that. No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
Well, it looks like you're tackling your sister. Who just got out of the shower. And who's an ANBU.
>>48743789 I will disregard all your posts as you besmirch her again, Jiraiya.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48743789 Don't forget, you're here forever
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
Jiraiya
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>>48743810 I will not Besmirch her again. It would be unwise with the leader of the leaf around.
>>48743819 You're trapped in here with me, Not me with you anon. No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48743588 >>48743604 >>48743605 >>48743626 >>48743653 Something inside of you snaps. Or just stops working. Or maybe you're having an aneurysm or priapism of the brain. But you decide to do probably the worst thing possible, short of attempting to molest your sister. You dive onto her in a hug-tackle. Apparently, Shirou has no words for this, and honestly, neither do you, and even if you did, they would have been silenced by the heavy silver hairbrush impacting your skull.
>END Jiraiya
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>>48743891 >Anbu tier system >Sees her little brother who indeed misses her >Ded Shes gonna make a shitty mother. But my sides. whelp GG.
Anonymous
>>48743891 Wow, what a bitch. The first thing she does after seeing her brother for so long is to literally kill him? I can get a slap, but christ.
What a psychotic, sociopathic whore.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48743891 You awaken with a groan as you sit up and try to remember why you're lying on the floor of your sister's bathroom with a sizable lump on your head. You pull yourself up using her sink and make your way to your own bedroom, through the dark mess that is Shirou's bedroom and into your more orderly dwelling. You look at yourself in your own mirror, "Oh God, what the fuck was I thinking?" you lament to your reflection. As you change into proper street/ninja attire, you notice your alarm clock. It's one in the afternoon. Dammit!
You could still go to the Academy or Training Grounds, but now you only have half the time you would have. You wonder what compelled you to wordlessly jump at your half-naked sister who you had barely seen lately. She was always jumpy, and you should have known there would have been consequences for that. But attempting to murder you seems to be going pretty far.
>A) Go to the Academy >B) Go to the Training Fields >C) Enjoy your day off >D) Go somewhere else Anonymous
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>>48743998 >A) Go to the Academy Learn something useful.
Like medicine. Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48743998 >>B) Go to the Training Fields Jiraiya
>>48743998 >B) Go to the Training Fields Did she honestly leave us on the fucking floor?
Anonymous
>>48744032 Why would she help a pervert that attacked her?
Anonymous
>>48744032 See:
>>48743912 Guess she just doesn't give a shit about a brother she ignores 24/7 who wants a hug.
Jiraiya
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>>48744043 >>48744042 Guys, I think... I know what happened to our family. She murdered them.
Anonymous
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You guys are cringing as fuck. I thought I was on
>>>/r9k/ Anonymous
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>>48743998 Wow. Even Itachi was better than that whore.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48744043 She wouldn't have bashed your head if you hadn't jumped on her half-naked without a word.
Anonymous
>>48744078 Yeah, she might have just, I don't know.
Said a single word and vanished, like she did last time? There is a reason why it was a tackle-hug and not a "Hello", because she keeps vanishing.
Jiraiya
>>48744078 I voted TOO have us say something! Besides, have none of you fucks ever had a younger family member be excited and just tackle you?
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48744078 That sets the tone of that relationship rather well.
Kuro had a hard life Anonymous
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>>48744093 >Is a special unit spy >Disappers without notice >Somehow this is not normal >>48744094 Not when I was naked.
Anonymous
>>48744093 She couldn't have vanished, she was wearing a towel and the only avenue of escape besides a small window was blocked by you. Waifuing is fine, aggressive waifuing is not.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
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>>48744123 Fuck I need to stop forgetting this.
Anonymous
>>48744078 >>48744094 To be honest, most of the votes suggested talking first. It's a little bad to pin the blame on us for your decision.
Jiraiya
>>48744139 I voted to also have us say something? And then go for the hug mate. I was figured She would do something hostile if we just outright hugged her, she is a fucking ANBU.
but i'll shut up now.
However I was also pointing out in real world, Some kids are fucking retarded and overly excited god forbid somebody be happy to see there Sister. Anonymous
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>>48743998 >A) Go to the Academy Anonymous
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>>48744187 Not to mention that giving a shit about partial nudity is an almost painfully American thing. In most of the rest of the world and particularly in Asia it's kind of an "oh, hey there" sort of a deal.
Not usually worth a coldcocking.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48744022 >>48744032 You decide to head down to the training fields, putting on the same outfit as yesterday, and pinning the hairpin onto the inside of the forehead protector hanging off the side of your belt. When you come downstairs you see a neatly folded piece of paper, standing upright on its own. You head over to read the text on it, and see your name neatly scrawled on the front, in your sister's tight handwriting.
"Kuro," it reads, "I am so sorry for hitting you and leaving you on the floor of my bathroom earlier, but you startled me, and I'm really wound up for the mission I'm heading to right now. I promise I'll do something more meaningful to make it up to you when I get home
-Shirou"
You decide to stick the thoughtful note in one of your pockets, and leave your house, locking it behind you. You begin making your way through the village, not seeing anyone from your class. Which is a good thing, you don't want to explain the lump on your head to anyone. Hopefully it will fade by the time you train with sensei.
When you're at the training fields, you check the sign-in list at each reserved one, but decide to go with one of the larger, less maintained fields, rather than reserve a whole field to yourself. As you finish up some light warm-ups in your chosen area, you hear the sounds of fighting, well, probably training, and decide to go check it out. You come across two genin, who you recognize as having been a year above you sparring, while a third watches.
You covertly watch them fight for a bit, the two girls are fighting each other ferociously, one has a long mane of spiky brown hair, and odd-looking red eyes. The girl she's battling has straight black hair and blue eyes. And the boy watching looks something like a... bishounen Sakutai?
>A) Approach the Bishounen Uchiha >B) Continue watching in silence >C) Approach the girls sparring Anonymous
>>48744392 >B) Continue watching in silence Jiraiya
>>48744392 >C) Approach the girls sparring Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48744392 >>B) Continue watching in silence Anonymous
>>48744392 >>C) Approach the girls sparring Anonymous
>>48744392 Masturbate furiously at the girl on girl action.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48744408 >>48744423 >Approach the two people currently in combat mode Didn't we just make that mistake
Jiraiya
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>>48744430 Dude what the fuck?
>>48744438 i don't THINK QM means like run into the middle of the fight and go "Hi" pretty sure he meant walk up to be visible and stuff.
Anonymous
>>48744392 >B) Continue watching in silence Kuro shouldn't really do the same mistake as before
Anonymous
>>48744392 >B) Continue watching in silence If they're older we might learn something from watching
Anonymous
>>48744392 >B) Continue watching in silence Anonymous
When we introduce ourselves lets ask if we can turn this into a three way
Anonymous
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>>48744392 >C) Approach the girls sparring Try not to be a creeper for once.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
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You're watching them in silence, writing.
Phone Wargle
Great Kishimoto's Ghost, lewd genin quest.
Anonymous
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>>48744540 >it's all unintentional, and people have a way of projecting their own perversion onto Kuro No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48744518 >>48744459 >>48744458 >>48744411 >>48744399 You decide to continue watching the two spar in silence, as does the Uchiha in front of you, though it's clear he's on the same team as they are. The brunette drives the black-haired girl backwards with a series of punches and kicks make it seem like she's studied under the School of Lee, it seems like she's got her opponent on the ropes. Her teammate isn't so easily beaten though, and draws a chukuto on her opponent, who draws her kunai in response. The two engage in a duel almost too fast for you to keep track of, and when it seems to be going past a friendly spar, the Uchiha steps in to stop them.
"Now, now girls," he says, in a smooth tone, not unlike your classmate, "you're putting on a bad show for the audience." He's gesturing in your direction.
>A) Introduce yourself >B) Leave >C) Ask if any of them are interested in training with you >D) Ask if any of them are interested in sparring with you Sorry I took so goddamn long, but my gf wanted to play Fallout, and I had to help her set up my system. Anonymous
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>>48744969 >our new kekky genki: the dreaded Giggitygan Anonymous
>>48744990 >A) Introduce yourself Anonymous
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>>48744990 >E) "I'm just waiting my turn."
Jiraiya
>>48744990 >A) Introduce yourself >C/D) Ask to spar/train with them if they are free. Is it 3, NV or 4? There is only one right choice here. No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745041 Four.
NV is overrated, it's the Morrowind of Fallout Anonymous
>>48744990 >A) Introduce yourself >>48744969 Hey, Wargle.
Jiraiya
Phone Wargle
>>48745060 Piping hot opinions
>>48745081 Evening, anon
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745110 When will Tsuki see Itachi's pantsu, Wargle?
Anonymous
>>48744990 >A) Introduce yourself Anonymous
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>>48745060 NV is actually really fun with mods. In fact, it's only playable at all with mods.
Phone Wargle
>>48745122 On their wedding night, or if she snuck into his room.
:'D
Anonymous
>>48745198 Shika is best boy .
A Neji is fine too. No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
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>>48745252 Those are both good choices, especially Neji.
But especially Minato >Writing No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745010 >>48745041 >>48745081 >>48745146 You decide that, if your cover is blown, you might as well step out of the bushes and introduce yourself. You do just that. You emerge from the brush you were only-sort-of-hiding in, and apologize for intruding on their sparring session, before introducing yourself as Kuro Nijiiroh, you only recently graduated the Academy. The Uchiha grimaces for a second, before smiling, "That's right!" He exclaims, you were in my brother's class, one of his friends, right?" You confirm that you were in Sakutai's class and that the two of you were, in fact, pretty chummy.
"Nijiiroh?" The brunette ponders, "Are you Shirou's little brother? My sister was in her class at the Academy." Rubbing the lump on your head, you confirm that yes, you are Shirou's brother. The other girls gives you a curt greeting, she seems awfully familiar, but you can't put your finger on it.
"So what brings you here, Kuro?" the boy asks, "well, I assume training, but what kind in particular?"
>A) I wanted to train in bukijutsu >B) I wanted to train in taijutsu >C) I wanted to train in ninjutsu >D) I'm sorry, you got my name, but I didn't get any of yours? Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48745446 >>D) I'm sorry, you got my name, but I didn't get any of yours? >C) I wanted to train in ninjutsu Anonymous
>>48745446 >>C) I wanted to train in ninjutsu >>D) I'm sorry, you got my name, but I didn't get any of yours? Anonymous
>>48745446 >A) I wanted to train in bukijutsu >D) I'm sorry, you got my name, but I didn't get any of yours? Jiraiya
>>48745446 >C) I wanted to train in ninjutsu >D) I'm sorry, you got my name, but I didn't get any of yours? Anonymous
>>48745446 >C) I wanted to train in ninjutsu D) I'm sorry, you got my name, but I didn't get any of yours?
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745459 >>48745467 >>48745472 >>48745504 >>48745509 >C) >D) Looks like it'll win it, what ninjutsu do you want to train in?
>A) Water Style >B) The Basics >C) Try to work on another Chakra nature Will have very high DC Phone Wargle
Anonymous
>>48745547 >A >C Nothing ventured nothing gained
Anonymous
>>48745547 >>A) Water Style Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48745547 >>A) Water Style The first steps, we can start working on another nature when/if we get get to chunin
Anonymous
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>>48745547 >B) The Basics Have to master from the bottom.
Phone Wargle
>>48745547 Sheeet, missed it.
>A Let's get these girls wet.
Jiraiya
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
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>>48745558 >>48745576 You didn't miss it, it's just that the majority of posters here had already voted for C/D, and I wanted to expedite the process. If it had turned around, I would have changed it.
Anonymous
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>>48745547 >A) Water Style No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745459 >>48745467 >>48745504 >>48745509 >>48745565 >>48745570 >>48745576 You had wanted to train your ninjutsu, water style in particular, since you found out that it was your affinity. You could have had twice as long to do this, but you decided to pounce on a member of the ANBU half-naked. But you figure as long as you keep quiet about that moment, no one will ever know. You tell him that you wanted to train your ninjutsu, and get started on training your water style, before asking the three their names. The boy introduces himself as Taiomon Uchiha, the brunette introduces herself as Nanami Sarutobi, and the other girl introduces herself as Suki. When you try to pry further, Taiomon just tells you that's what her friends call her, which means that she likes you.
Taiomon tells the girls not to kill each other too hard before leading you towards a small pond a short distance away. "You're in luck, Kuro, I just so happen to know a water style jutsu." He begins, "Just watch." He weaves four hand signs, then casts "Water Style: Water Bullet Jutsu" which he then explains is used by kneading a small amount of water style chakra in your stomach, and using it to direct the water on the pond.
>A) Try it out (70) >B) Don't Anonymous
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>>48745829 >try it out Whats the worse that can happen?
Anonymous
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>>48745829 >>A) Try it out (70) Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48745829 >>A) Try it out (70) Quick question, did the basics refer to basic ninjutsu in general or basic training for chakra nature?
Anonymous
Rolled 95 (1d100) >>48745829 >A) Try it out (70) We can do it anons
Anonymous
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>>48745829 >A) Try it out (70) >>48745857 I think we roll after it's decided. That was a good roll.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745857 Eyy, nice job.
Too bad it doesn't count because you have to wait till the end of the voting period. >>48745849 The general basics, like clone jutsu or substitution.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48745878 That's taught in the academy though
Phone Wargle
Rolled 74 (1d100) >>48745829 Try out that shit
>A No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745899 You already know them, but you can still practice.
When do they teach shunshin by the way? Cause I'm not sure when you can learn that at this point. >>48745908 I didn't say roll Wargle. People better stop wasting the good DC's.
Anonymous
>>48745933 Nice dubs. That reminds me, did Kuro's mother teach him cooking skills?
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48745933 It can be taught whenever, it's a D rank technique. Some people are proficient enough for it to not make smoke or go further with it
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745970 Sort of, she was so disheartened by Shirou's complete and utter failure at cooking. You're fully capable of picking it up, but you would have to ask her about teaching you more.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48745971 Ah, I thought it was a more difficult technique, I would say that's one of the basics then, but you would have to ask Hōōmaru to teach you.
Anonymous
>>48746018 If he has free time, I suggest learning it. It's a great survival skill to learn.
Phone Wargle
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>>48745933 Sorry, saw the DC and my urge overtook me. I'm also still working so I'm multitasking :'D
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48746047 He could just go check out the Konoha Library
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48746063 >He We addressed this last thread anon.
>>48745829 You may now roll your 1d100's!
Jiraiya
Rolled 26 (1d100) >>48746096 RIP good rolls used earlier.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
Rolled 25 (1d100) >>48746096 In form
Anonymous
Rolled 93 (1d100) >>48746096 Anonymous
Rolled 49 (1d100) >>48746096 Don't worry I'll do it again once we actually roll
Phone Wargle
Rolled 58 (1d100) >>48746096 Here we go~
Anonymous
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
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>>48746103 >>48746110 >>48746121 >>48746126 >>48746134 You have successfully performed Water Style: Water Bullet Jutsu!
>Writing Anonymous
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>>48746121 you're welcome now to go read up on the quest I've missed
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48746121 You mimic the hand seals Taiomon used, tiger, followed by ox, then another tiger, then rat. You feel the watery chakra moving within you, and let it flow from your mouth, and out towards the pond. The water on the small body coalesces with the ball that you spat out, forming into a larger water bullet than the one Taiomon was able to cast.
He claps you on the back, and congratulates you on your jutsu. He goes to sit in the shade of the trees, watching as you repeatedly use the jutsu, practicing it. After a long time practicing, you notice Taiomon has left along with his teammates. You decide that you're tired and have had enough, deciding to head back to the village. Hōōmaru and Hakurin are probably done training, you could hang out with one of them.
>A) Get carry-out, and go home >B) Go hang out with Hōōmaru-sensei (you have no idea where to start looking) >C) Go hang out with Hakurin >D) Go to mom's restaurant >E) Something else Anonymous
>>48746410 >D) Go to mom's restaurant Learn to cook.
Jiraiya
>>48746410 >C) Go hang out with Hakurin Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48746410 >>C) Go hang out with Hakurin Anonymous
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>>48746410 >>E) Something else Train yourself into the ground
Anonymous
>>48746410 >D) Go to mom's restaurant No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48746428 >>48746438 >>48746441 >>48746478 Looks like you're going to your mom's restaurant.
With Hakurin .
If any anon objects, let them speak their peace.
Anonymous
>>48746597 I object. Too damn soon for waifu.
Anonymous
>>48746597 If nothing else we can ask Hakurin how our new sensei is as an instructor, what she worked on, etc. Forewarned is forearmed.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48746607 Anon this is the third thread
It's time
Anonymous
>>48746597 It's not a date. It's a lesson on life skills.
Jiraiya
>>48746607 ...Its a tie? Who the fuck said anything about waifu?
Anonymous
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>>48746626 No it fucking isn't.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48746631 >>48746620 Try telling your mom that.
>>48746637 Your mom will.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
Anonymous
>>48746653 Mothers do that sort of thing.
Jiraiya
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>>48746744 >>48746653 Mother's doing that ain't waifuing. Its old ladies being senile as shit.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48746478 >>48746441 >>48746438 >>48746428 You decide you want to hang out with your teammate, Hakurin, and head in the direction of the Hyuga Compound from the training ground. On your way there, you see a number of ninja, but none sporting the long, low ponytail and flashy "battlekimono" of Hakurin, until you get to the entrance to the Hyuga Compound, where you have to jog to catch up with her.
"Oh hey, Kuro," she says, seemingly bushed. You ask her about her training with Hōōmaru-sensei, and she answers that they trained stamina, by sparring almost all day. She tells you that Hōōmaru-sensei wants to work on stamina with all of you for the first day, because that's your team's weakest aspect. You ask Hakurin if she wants to go to your family's restaurant, but she politely declines, stating her exhaustion from training with Hōōmaru. You wonder if you still want to go to your family's restaurant.
>A) Yes, you do >B) No, something else Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48746822 >>A) Yes, you do Jiraiya
>>48746822 >A) Yes, you do COOKING TRAINING TIME.
Anonymous
>>48746822 >A) Yes, you do No mother teasing you about your love life.
Anonymous
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>>48746822 >>B) No, something else Walk around the village let fate decide where you end up
Anonymous
>>48746822 >A) Yes, you do No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48746843 >>48746855 >>48746861 >>48746887 You decide you still want to go to your mother's restaurant. Maybe she can teach you to cook again, you always felt that you could pick it up easily, but she gave up on teaching either you or your sister after Shirou managed to... well, that subject is taboo in your family. You make your way almost halfway across the village from the Hyuga Compound to Hadenazubon, your family's upscale restaurant, the finest in Konoha.
Because you're not treating anyone tonight you decide to go in the back, up towards your mother's office. She doesn't cook at the restaurant as much anymore, being somewhat swamped in paperwork at this point. You knock lightly on your mother's door and she asks how your day has been. You skip the siscon moment this morning when telling her about your day. You ask her if she could help you learn how to cook. She accepts.
Okay, roll me 1d100 for how well you do learning how to cook. You currently have a 1.5 in cuisine, this will rise based on your success.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
Rolled 46 (1d100) >>48747167 Cooking
Phone Wargle
Rolled 65 (1d100) >>48747167 Cooking no Jutsu
Jiraiya
Rolled 13 (1d100) >>48747167 JAZZ HANDS, AWAY
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48747167 We're as much of a siscon as she's a brocon
Anonymous
Rolled 8 (1d100) >>48747167 Time to become cooking mama
Anonymous
Rolled 53 (1d100) >>48747167 Anonymous
>>48747226 We have to keep the bloodline pure anon
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48747250 But you don't have a bloodline
:^) Jiraiya
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>>48747267 We don't need one to keep it pure.
Anonymous
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>>48747267 I'm pretty sure that inbreeding is how they're created.
Not that it matters. We have to marry our sensei since we pantsed her.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48747177 >>48747191 >>48747205 >>48747237 >>48747242 You do... alright in your endeavor to learn how to cook. Definitely surpass Shirou's attempts to learn the art, and you can tell that your mother is proud of you, despite your mediocre showing. You take the dish you crafted home and eat it there, waiting for your mother to return home later at night. You're not sure if you should be watching the news, due to that whole election debacle in the World Shinobi Conference, but you decide not to, cause it's pretty boring. You decide to go to bed later than the past few days, partially because of expending so much chakra while training your water bullet jutsu, and partially because of the aching lump on your head.
When you wake up the next morning, you're confronted by the same choices as yesterday morning. Whether to head to the Academy to brush up on studying, continue training in the Training Fields, or enjoying your day off. You cannot look for your sister, as she is on a mission.
>A) Head to the Academy >B) Head to the Training Ground >C) Enjoy your day off Jiraiya
>>48747470 >Be depressed because Sister has left us once more. >Go the training ground to train again. Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48747470 >>B) Head to the Training Ground Work on our stamina and the water bullet technique
Anonymous
>>48747470 >) Head to the Training Ground Anonymous
>>48747470 What good would heading to the academy do? Isn't shut down while they process the influx of new genin?
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
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>>48747494 The library is still open.
Anonymous
>>48747470 >>B) Head to the Training Ground Anonymous
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>>48747470 >>A) Head to the Academy Learn jutsus
Anonymous
So we're all onboard with accidental (intentional ooc) lewd statements when we train with Hōōmaru-sensei, right?
Anonymous
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48747711 My answer depends on if Country keeps rolling lewd encounters
Jiraiya
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>>48747711 Well of course. We need to take responsibility for our actions. As long as that one anon who is fucking retarded stays away.
Anonymous
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>>48747711 Don't particularly care either way
_______Yes_______ Anonymous
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>>48747470 >>A) Head to the Academy NIjutsu theory, because it's one of the best stats and ares is kinda low.
Or better yet, fuinjutsu theory, as fuinjutsu is the master art.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48747479 >>48747484 >>48747487 >>48747511 You haul yourself out of bed, brush your teeth, and decide to cook yourself breakfast
with your new cuisine skill of 2 . It's actually pretty good, and you pat yourself in the back for being a decent cook with so little practice. You decide to head down to the training fields again today, to see if you can boost your skills in water bullet and stamina.
You head down towards the training fields, again deciding to use one of the larger fields that can't be reserved, and find yourself alone for the morning. Do you train water bullet or stamina first?
>A) Stamina >B) Water Bullet >C) Something else Anonymous
>>48747799 >A) Stamina It's no good if Kuro can't handle long battle.
Anonymous
>>48747799 >A) Stamina Being huge doesn't count if we can't last
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48747799 >>A) Stamina We'd need a source of water to train the bullet
Anonymous
>>48747799 A+B
It seems like we could do both desu senpai
Jiraiya
>>48747799 >A) Stamina >C) leg training as we go, like weights or something. So we can train encase we need to flee with an injured team mate. Anonymous
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>>48747799 >>C) Something else Were going to be doing stamina training with Sensei tomorrow so lets go for something chakra based so we can make physical gains tomorrow
Anonymous
>>48747799 >A) Stamina >You know what's better than one finisher attack? >Two finisher attacks! No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48747824 You can train the other in the afternoon, if you'd like
>>48747825 You would need to get the weights first
>>48747822 There is a pond in this field
Jiraiya
>>48747848 We can't carry a log or something while we run over our shoulders or anything like that?
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48747857 You could do that. I suppose the masses hunger for Dragon Ball-style training with no DB quest running today.
Jiraiya
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>>48747873 Didn't mean it DBZ related at all. I just realized a log would be a good dead weight to use to simulate us carrying a team-mate. and they are apparently everywhere in the show.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48747873 We can lose to kami any day though
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48747902 Why not follows Tuffle Quest?
Not implying it's bad or anything, I have no feelings about that quest. Anonymous
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>>48747848 Run laps while shootin' water bullets.
Anonymous
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>>48747873 At least I won't suffer because I'm an 18fag
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48747918 I don't like works of fiction with a female as the main charcter, at least in things like video games or this where you're self inserting.
That and it's too clusterfucky for me
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48747810 >>48747816 >>48747822 >>48747840 You decide to train your stamina, considering what Hakurin told you about what Hōōmaru told you about your team's weakness. You decide to run lap,s and do similar cardio so as to raise your physical endurance. After around four hours of some of the most rigorous exercise, you decide now might be the time to switch over to something else. You're definitely tired, but you feel like you could push yourself further, though you're unsure how that would affect your performance tomorrow during sensei's training.
>A) Continue your stamina training >B) Practice your ninjutsu >C) Practice your bukijutsu >D) Try to find someone else training >E) Something else Anonymous
>>48748086 >B) Practice your ninjutsu Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48748086 >>>B) Practice your ninjutsu Anonymous
>>48748086 >B) Practice your ninjutsu Anonymous
>>48748086 >>B) Practice your ninjutsu Jiraiya
>>48748086 >B) Practice your ninjutsu Anonymous
Has there ever been a naruto quest mc that focused on taijutsu/bukijutsu?
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48748341 Not that I know of, ninja in naruto aren't really ninja as they're more alike to a wizard
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48748097 >>48748106 >>48748113 >>48748120 >>48748144 You go over to the pond, and notice you're on the opposite side of the pond that you practiced on yesterday. You copy the exercise from yesterday, firing water bullet jutsu for hours. You've picked up the jutsu quite well, and you're proud of yourself. Towards the end, you're able to fire off the bullets without the water of the pond, though they're about half the size of your bullet's assisted by the pond.
You feel as if you've had a productive day. Though you're about ready to collapse. You feel as if you could do one more thing before going home today though.
>A) No, just go straight home >B) Hang out with someone (who?) >C) Go to your mother's restaurant >D) Something else >>48748341 Fuinjutsu is my jam, but Kuro doesn't seem the type so far.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48748378 >>A) No, just go straight home Anonymous
>>48748378 >A) No, just go straight home Anonymous
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>>48748378 >D) Something else Walk around the city let fate decide where we end up
Anonymous
>>48748378 >A) No, just go straight home Jiraiya
>>48748341 if we get lucky we'll have a Taijutsua Hyuga/
>>48748378 >C) Go to your mother's restaurant Anonymous
>>48748378 >>C) Go to your mother's restaurant do a little more cooking
Anonymous
>>48748423 Switching to Mom's restaurant
Anonymous
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>>48748464 Oi fuck off that's my vote
Anonymous
>>48748464 oops, wrong one. Sorry. It's this one, I think.
>>48748431 Anonymous
>>48748341 I'm contemplating doing one that focuses on a samurai, but it wouldn't be until the current crop has thinned.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48748487 I was planning on putting this on hiatus and doing another quest during the PTS-Shippuden timeskip.
Anonymous
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>>48748341 I'd enjoy countering all the complicated magic with actual ninja skills. Like rock lee but sneakier.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
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>>48748511 If you're going to put this on hiatus for a different quest, you should do something that isn't/hasn't been done right now. Like one piece or JoJo or
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
Because this is another canon, and has the Norihime in it, should Stellar Style be like a normal Kekkai Genkai?
i.e. not Orochimaru fuckery. http://www.strawpoll.me/10973360 Anonymous
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>>48748605 Tsuki's genes are strong but only the best should get it and handle it. No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
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I'll be back in a few minutes, irl shit.
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48748479 >>48748454 >>48748435 You decide you want to go to your mother's restaurant again. Maybe she can keep on your cooking tutoring, and you feel like you're making great progress in the subject. You make your way across the village from the Training Grounds to Hadenazubon, the finest eatery in Konoha. When you ask your mother to help you in continuing to learn how to cook, she happily accepts.
Okay, roll me some more 1d100's for how well you do this time. You currently have a 2 in cuisine, this will rise based on your success.
Anonymous
Rolled 84 (1d100) >>48748930 >inb4 a 1 and we get worse Jiraiya
Rolled 27 (1d100) >>48748930 Come on Jazz hands, do better this time.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
Rolled 81 (1d100) >>48748930 Anonymous
Rolled 46 (1d100) >>48748930 Anonymous
Rolled 58 (1d100) >>48748930 Nat 1
No Country for Good Trips !8xT25QMgMo
>>48748941 >>48748946 >>48748951 >>48748955 >>48748961 You have a 4 in cuisine, you're a cuisine prodigy in fact! I hate to do this, but I have an important date to keep tomorrow, and so I'm cutting the thread off here. I know this was mostly fluff, but next thread will be your training with sensei, and Team 7's first mission!
My twitter is No_CountryQM. Enjoy the third Naruto Quest of the night folks.
Anonymous
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>>48749050 No worry. I like fluff. Thank you for running and good luck with that.
Not Teamfourstar !dhZNW.31yc
>>48749050 >Cuisine Prodigy Jesus, it can't be that easy can it?
Anonymous
>>48749050 Right then, we need to keep giving kuro skills that make him a good husbando. Only the best for sensei
Anonymous
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>>48749076 If people can summon demons, gods and other things while throwing knives at each other, I think something like cooking is easy to master. Plus Kuro's mom is a master.
Anonymous
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>>48749091 I imagine sensei as being kinda like Ryoko, from Tenchi Muyo. And I like it.
Jiraiya
>>48749050 Night mate.
>>48749076 we will defeat our enemies with the best fucking meal on this planet.
Anonymous
>>48749381 So mix in Toriko/ shokugeki no soma with naruto is what you're saying?
I mean we have NarutoxBerserk going on in Shinobi quest and thats been fun, so other add ins could be fun for this one
Anonymous
>>48749498 Honestly I only recently hoped into the Naruto quests. I've avoided them because they didn't 'seem' as fun as HQ or GQ. But I'm having a fucking blast.
Anonymous
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>>48749568 HQ? GQ? I probably know which quests these are but I don't recognize the abbreviations.
