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I’ve seen scp 2611 mentioned here, but not enough people talk about scp 3520, “ Fourteen orangutans“
It’s a yearly radio broadcast the foundation gets every year, that is slowly brainwashing them into addiction to Mondelēz corporate products. So far it seems to be successful in fattening them up with some trippy brainwashing.
Read the whole thing if you want, some notable quotes are:
“Second female voice: (Moaning, crunching) 60% of American women are obese, 75% of American men, 100% of true American animals. Let yourself slip into a dying asteroid, like me!
(Gunshot)
Synthesized male voice: Eleven orangutans.”
“Mondelēz International, makers of such fine products and brands as Belvita, Chips Ahoy!, Nabisco, Oreo, Ritz, Trident, Triscuit, and Kraft Cheese! Remember to shove these fine, healthy foods into your face at least eighty times a day for maximum effect! Keep an eye out for influence, ladies and germs. Don't let those special little thoughts take away the fun time that is the Mondelēz Grinder! Let yourself get out the groove and flee to the edges of the stars! Snack up on 101! Candy! Blood! A country in the tropics!"
(Gunshot)
Synthesized male voice: Twelve orangutans”
“I want you to imagine a world without plant life, where the powerful people in the shadows enforce the death of the biosphere, all the while stuffing their faces in big Mondelēz buildings, growing flabby in big Mondelēz chairs. It's too late, we can even do it without you. We already are”
