>>40654722"That's right all you horny fuckers out there, all my Private stock is on sale right now!
Guaranteed Used~
Why you ask? Well! This little bunny is in L O V E!!"
It's been hard since the divorce...
Bitch cheated on you, but she STILL got the house!
On the positive side, you found a nice apartment in your New Price Range
Seemed desperate to rent to ya too, something about Disreputable Neighbors scaring away any takers.
"Tall, handsome, built like a Greek God!
OOOH!!
You know what they say, don't you my little bunny lovers?
Once you go Humie...
Of course...he TECHNICALLY doesn't know about me yet...
BUT!
Once I lay that Patented $asha charm?
I'll be begging for pets-
EEP!!
I MEAN... He'll be eating out of my paw!"
So far, the only neighbor you've met, was a... Unique bunny rabbit girl named...Sasha?
Seemed nice... If a little...touchy feely?
"Ok.
So, my big plan so far, is invite him over for a Welcome Party and hope he wants to adopt a pet bunn-
AH!
um...he-he-he...
Maybe we'll play it by ear..."
Little cottontailed cutie slid a lavishly decorated Party Invite under your door this morning.
Maybe this will be a positive change in your life?