>>29641707>>29641814 "One of the sadder cases in our shelter is Dustmop. Dustmop was the 'mastcot' of a very rowdy fraternity house at the local state college, and the members would frequently engage each other in drunken dares to insert objects into Dustmop's anus. To their credit they did relinquish Dustmop to the shelter when they found they were unable to stop the bleeding that resulted from their latest and last 'dare.' Upon removing an iPhone 5 from Dustmop's colon, the shelter veterinarian overheard a new Freshman who was pledging the fraternity remark, "Ha ha guys, very funny! That phone cost my mom a lot!" About the only objects in the fraternity house that shelter staff do not believe were forcibly inserted into Dustmop's anus at some point or another were mattresses, personal computers, and the house rec room's 55" plasma television monitor."
"Dustmop's rectum and descending colon were completely destroyed and he will have to live the rest of his life with a colostomy bag. He would only be adoptable to an owner familiar with proper ostomy care and home often enough to change it twice daily, as required to cope with the typical fluffy pony fecal output. Any owner needs also to be able to restrain him and shave his side twice daily to ensure the colostomy bag adhesive can stick, and should preferably be deaf and unable to hear his constant cries of "Pwease, wan' die!" Although we pride ourselves on being a no-kill shelter, the Ethical Committee has recently begun debating whether it would be kinder to just give in to his wishes."