>>30801681Get sent to Equestria, get found by ponies, ponies curious about humans want to Experience human mating rituals. Sounds like some cheap fanfic. Doesn't it?
Unfortunately, you got sent to some screwball alternate dimension where the Evil sides of the Diarchic sisters won out.
"I don't see how it's any of YOUR business how I and MY new servant spend our mornings Sister..."
"We're supposed to be setting an example for the subjects you match stick! Keep your filthy fetishes to your chambers!"
This happens every day.
"Stow the 'tude Gas Cloud, I know you take over when he's asleep, or is it common that humies have wet dreams EVERY NIGHT?!"
Not very evil to be honest, more just childish.