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FiMFiction thread - Now with 19% more spam

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ITT: reading, writing, now eight pages of the catalog were purged again, autism, Crystal ponies, vocaroos, environmental disasters, one million words, Man of War reading, horseword Stockholm syndrome, deadfics, seriously I'm running out of things to write here
>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/

>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - https://web.archive.org/web/20180531183237/https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Horse Behaviour - http://www.equestrianandhorse.com/equus/behaviour.html
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0
Taking criticism - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4R2ZcxPlA

>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with comments enabled and give us a link.

>Reviews and riffs:
https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
https://pastebin.com/u/IHeartShinzakura
https://pastebin.com/wmGX7FPm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1z9Bz7UnEbxo-svlXa2tV49PJkP-yFuR7pRXiBUn-IeU

>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w

Last thread: >>33168725
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Confess
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G5 thread

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Who is hyped? What are you minimal expectations for it to continue watching?
Do you think it will go SJW route like She-Ra or Steven Universe or will it go more with the spirits of Last Airbender or 2002 Teen Titans?
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/mlp/ Secret Santa 2018 Thread #15: Correct thread number edition

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Sign ups are over! Assignments are FINALLY done. We saw quite the increase in participants this year so things did take a little
more time but you are all set and are ready

>What it is:
Secret Santa is a holiday gift and card exchange where you shop for and send cheer to another Anon! Once a year we all act just a little less horrible to each other.

>BUT IT ISN'T EVEN THANKSGIVING REEEE
Shut up

>Still confused?
Please be sure to give the FAQ a look if you are new or have any questions! It covers a fair bit. Also consider looking at previous threads through Desuarchive to see gifts and cards from years past.

>General info and FAQ
https://pastebin.com/hqP9wvT3

>Giveaways
Anons are welcome to host giveaways or games throughout the season! If you need help hosting a giveaway feel free to contact Santa Pone for assistance. Otherwise GO NUTS!

>Schedule of events and deadlines

November 3rd - EVENTUALLY : Assignments will be given out. You have the rest of November to shop!
December 1st - 10th is the suggested mailing period for domestic packages. You may want to plan for earlier shipping if your assignment is international. Please do your best to mail in time for your anon to enjoy their gift during the Holiday but above all else stay in touch! Better late than a grinch.

Coordinator email for comments/concerns/general inquiries: [email protected]

Miss the deadline? Feeling left out? Never fear, Stormchaser Snowfall is here with Latecomers sign ups ready and waiting for you!

>I havent been called out yet!
USE YOUR NAME

Latecomers:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScvQFEMdjDloS8zWhmFO-34TD4K9z5TJzptVF2C0b5jCTLAVQ/viewform?fbclid=IwAR2qqa9FHwi_dy2AbHZaDEc76J7H4ti8yqpAMFuHlG0qND8RXInqubuSi5k

Latecomers organizer email for all your Holiday needs: [email protected]


And a small request from me, if someone could archive all the amazing original content from the threads; the art, carols, and greentext.
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Remember best pillar?
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Slave Pony Thread #204.5

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Previous thread: >>33156189
(Archive Link: http://yuki.la/mlp/33139101)

>What is this thread about?
This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved.

>Can you elaborate more?
Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.

Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?
Check out these guides:
https://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
https://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)

If you're ever having a writer's block and need advice or want to chill with us, come to our Discord server! https://discord.gg/qAHF9Pb

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Featured Story:
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The Sun Shall Rise Again (Celestia) by Shitcunt
-https://pastebin.com/kqYNQ4b5

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Most Recently Completed Story:
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ChooseYourOwnSlaveventure (Cadance & Thunderlane) by Lurkernon
- Part 1: https://pastebin.com/ktdY7QVS
- Part 2: https://pastebin.com/VMfxpVWm
- Part 3: https://pastebin.com/MkjgP4iS
- Part 4: https://pastebin.com/c7MkyAhd
- Part 5: https://pastebin.com/a9fTLQPH

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Useful Links
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FAQ: https://pastebin.com/ZuA1nugs
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Recommended Stories for New Readers: https://pastebin.com/D3Czbz63
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Completed Stories [26]: https://pastebin.com/8BqDRn1k
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Recently Updated Stories [14]: https://pastebin.com/AW0EWFzF
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Popular Stories [Updated 10/11/2018]: https://pastebin.com/X74S6XM4
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All Stories [172]: https://pastebin.com/aN9wGthA
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One-Shot Stories [33]: https://pastebin.com/Ds6kAyhw
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Thread Archive: https://pastebin.com/RQpbRKjp
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Image Archive: https://1drv.ms/f/s!AiFkdye7rtydbfk0wBnid5vnFUg
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Equestrian Landscapes And Other Worthy Fanarts
[ ELAOWF ]

"Ponies and landscapes from the last 4 weeeks, more or less"

THREAD DATA:
7693... | dcq1... | 22/10

***

’Autumn Blaze'
by Nemo2D
http://fav.me/dcrc4cw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBylD7yT2ww
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NEET PONE #29.6

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Stories about NEET ponies.
Previous Threads:
#28 _- >>33048349
#29 _- >>33156177
#29.5 >>33172516

Floor needs a job to make money edition.

Greens may involve:
•Floor Bored, the fandom's favorite filthy forever alone nymphomaniac NEET
•Moondancer, Wallflower or other (potential) neetpones
•Anon(you) intruding on the neetpone's life
•Being a NEET with her, or looking after her and getting her life back together
•Being a lovely boyfriend for your neetpone
•Turning neetpone into the perfect wife
•Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex

Discord: https://discord.gg/cSAw8P

Stories
HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN
Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes
Floored: https://pastebin.com/9Dv8hhPi
Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9
NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n
NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ
Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej
Floored: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382722/floored
Retail Anon and Poor Floor: https://pastebin.com/t0ALuzH8
Floorb's Inner Thoughts: https://pastebin.com/JZkCqEWE
Coming Out Of Your Shell: https://pastebin.com/tUFJukkn
Flooring them all: https://pastebin.com/4g2RLsFf
Paradise Skies: https://pastebin.com/sJF2Mr84
Floor x Wallflower: https://pastebin.com/569LNAK2
Ghostfloorb Stories: https://pastebin.com/kiq0pMcK
AWF's Cutie pie (still ongoing): https://pastebin.com/e2EyTAmW

Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://pastebin.com/u/FrankHogs555
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There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.

"teach the controversy" edition

Old thread >>33172932

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://pastebin.com/BnjZqwM3

Stories by DGCT: https://pastebin.com/u/dontgooglecrotchtits

Minty's Careful Steps: https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVa

A Heart Longs for Another: https://pastebin.com/11TXCVXJ

Muted Heartbeat: https://pastebin.com/TPH2m6cU

The Sun Where You Belong: https://pastebin.com/WRUW1xQu

The Taming of the Harsh: https://pastebin.com/pVk0yjP7

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://pastebin.com/TJELn7vt
The Broken Carousel (Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://pastebin.com/LvSPqhwG
The Broken Carousel (Part 2): https://pastebin.com/TBUr6F5f

Quest for the Forbidden Lover: https://pastebin.com/SRTzXyLm

Moon Dancer’s Hope Chest: https://pastebin.com/BFbyEcBg

Mate Retrieval Expedition: https://pastebin.com/U72A3jGU

Untitled /nmp/ green by Cosmic: https://pastebin.com/Xytb3xMC

Stories by Trandhal: https://pastebin.com/u/trandhal

This Heart That Fears: https://pastebin.com/0b7L24Ln

Violet Memory: https://pastebin.com/e9Ec1vd1

Tsukumogami:
https://pastebin.com/WPw3dNdP

Express Ticket to Tartarus
https://pastebin.com/KLNWHDkz

Low Self-Esteem Applejack
https://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0

A collection of miscellaneous greens since the first thread.
https://pastebin.com/0JMPM6F8
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Derpy won't survive G4 ending

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She won't carry on into G5.
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