A lewd CYOA

Aliens have invaded!
With a meteor falling from the sky your town was put into peril and Night wouldn't end, but you and your brave friends climbed to the impact crater and defeated an alien and a very rude robot as the sun rose.
Now you stand victorious with the defeated alien in a tree and the robot reduced to a gaggle of smoldering pieces.

Hidden Gem HP: 143 >SP:4
[Actions] Nails +35%
-Bash 35 accuracy 85% NB +7
-Drop bash 45 accuracy 70% +11
-Sky defend accuracy 90%
-Static charge (Interrupt enemy attack, Must obtain cloud first) accuracy 70%
>Speed Stave (1 extra action can be taken per turn for one SP)

Dusty Miller HP:115
[Actions]
-Bash 20 accuracy 80%
-Intercept (Block enemy attack taking 50% of the damage it would deal) 70%
-Sky defend accuracy 90%
-Observe accuracy 100%
>Ray Gun 50 accuracy 40% (3 turn cool-down)

Crystal Lattice HP:135
[Actions]
-Buck 20 60%
-Flurry strike 5 damage (Chain of strikes with weapon or hooves until a strike fails) accuracy 55%
-Tackle 25 50% (25% to grapple)
-Potion ?
-Swipe 10 80% (Interrupts attacks on Crystal only counters attackers)

You do realize we're at war right?
A war you started.
Your demands are a little...unique....

Post the queen of whiskey

Hug a filly edition

711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari

Friendship is Magic #56 still storytimed here!
>>30501885

The hiatus officially ends on August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/

>>30591939
Previous thread

Tell me something you would do to make this pony better Anon.

Oath Edition

ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art

List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ

Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice

>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997

Remember: We are going to hold you to them

Previous Thread: >>30575527

>Now this is a story all about how
>My life got flipped-turned upside down
>And I'd like to take a minute
>Just sit right there
>I'll tell you how I became the prince and was chased by a mare
>In the west wing of the castle born and raised
>In the courtyard was where I spent most of my days
>Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And all strutting through the Gala acting like a fool
>When a cute little mare who was up to no good
>Started making trouble in my neighborhood
>I made one little joke and the mare got pissed
>She practically begged me to suck on her tits

>She begged and pleaded with me all the night
>But I wasn't interested and she probably wasn't tight
>She thought she could hit me up just cuz she had a ticket
>I put my game face on and said, "I might as well kick it."

>First class, yo, this is bad
>Just look at this gay ass street vendor's hat
>Is this what the people of Ponyville living like?
>Hmm, time to fuck up the night

>But wait I hear she's an Element, generous, all that
>Is this the type of girl that they just send this cool cat?
>I don't think so
>I'll see if she laughs
>I hope she was prepared for the jerk prince jackass

>Well, the gala ended and when I came out
>There was a dude who looked like he got shot standing there in the mirror
>I wasn't trying to start no food fight
>I just got here
>I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

>I walked to my chambers and when I got near
>I cleaned myself so i smelled fresh and I was laughing like a steer
>If anything I could say that that prank was rare
>But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
>"Fuck that mare's purple hair"

>I slept in the house till about 7 or 8
>Then I yelled to the servants, "Yo home smell ya later."
>I looked at my kingdom
>I was still all there
>To sit on my throne as the Prince of Good Hair

A weird event has caused a large number of humans, particularly posters on /mlp/, to disappear from Earth and wake up in the land of Equestria as a pony (or Griffon), and none of them have cutie marks. With the sheer number of “trans-dimensional refugees”, the Royals have decided the best course of action would be to send them all to the expanding southeastern Equestrian frontier. The Royals have sent some bare supplies and materials to get started, and the Equestrians have set up a humble embassy staffed with advisors. More humans are being found across Equestria everyday and being offered the choice to come live here with us!

You and your fellow horsefuckers must work together to make this town flourish, explore, and tame the regional area.

Embassy: The embassy is a building from which the Equestrians direct the effort of building the colony. Almost all Equestrians (and Gryphons helping) working there are volunteers, since the kingdom of Equestria struck a deal with the unexpected visitors: They colonize the forbidden jungle, and get to keep the whole area to themselves.

They are handholding the colony through its first stages

Make a character (can be Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn, Zebra, or Griffon) and join the Discord: https://discord.gg/DpqMkfz
Links for things you need to fill out:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uJMlXs0EeiEDK7PFmPbGjGG-xvsqw-My0dwDjxM25YA/edit#gid=0 [Quest Summary]
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sKIFgHjA3FaANVlYSdEEIvjc4P6wwuy-ayXl66zkrQ4/edit#gid=550198482 [Daily Planner]Rules follow below.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Fyu7J_j3J_uOc75TPRxric7176I_t9LYNjjfrz9GeaM/edit#gid=265088743 [Census and Town Stats] Rules follow below.

NO RP IN THREAD!

>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he ventures into the new world of small horse children.

>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, some >rape..

>Any archive of photos/stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just let Fauvra or President Clop know, so they add it to the doc. For drawfags, store your content in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.

>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.

Old mare thread: >>30519466

We made sure slimebro was still with us, what do we do next?
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