Stories about NEET ponies.
Previous thread:
#34 >>33699810

Greens may involve:
•Floor Bored, the fandom's favorite filthy forever alone nymphomaniac NEET
•Moondancer, Wallflower or other (potential) neetpones
•Anon(you) intruding on the neetpone's life
•Being a NEET with her, or looking after her and getting her life back together
•Being a lovely boyfriend for your neetpone
•Turning neetpone into the perfect wife
•Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex

Stories
HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN
Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes
Floored: https://pastebin.com/9Dv8hhPi
Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9
NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n
NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ
Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej
Floored: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382722/floored
Retail Anon and Poor Floor: https://pastebin.com/t0ALuzH8
Floorb's Inner Thoughts: https://pastebin.com/JZkCqEWE
Coming Out Of Your Shell: https://pastebin.com/tUFJukkn
Flooring them all: https://pastebin.com/4g2RLsFf
Paradise Skies: https://pastebin.com/sJF2Mr84
Floor x Wallflower: https://pastebin.com/569LNAK2
Ghostfloorb Stories: https://pastebin.com/kiq0pMcK
AWF's Cutie pie: https://pastebin.com/e2EyTAmW
AWF's as yet untitled story(in progress):https://pastebin.com/KybsJNBz
Archive of unnamed stories and one-shots:
https://pastebin.com/u/FrankHogs555

>These are the kind of ponies you want to have hateful angry aggressive sex with. With lots of punching and bruises and mother insults and cum
>These are the kind of ponies you want to marry and have many foals with
>Clone stuff
>Evil stuff

Writer:
YukkuriPalehorse:
https://pastebin.com/hsBEW8br (embed) (Done)
https://pastebin.com/DhqQMXhR (embed) (Done)
https://pastebin.com/UEa0bqD0 (embed) (Progress)
https://pastebin.com/wWSg7d0P (embed) (Done)
https://pastebin.com/CRXp18Hn (embed)
Sea Urchin
https://pastebin.com/zrEjr8UN(Done) (embed)

Last Thread: >>33517994

There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare.

"your waifu's complicated-but-not-in-a-degenerate-way family situation" edition

Old thread: >>33806007

Stories by Tsar Anon: https://pastebin.com/BnjZqwM3

Stories by DGCT: https://pastebin.com/u/dontgooglecrotchtits

Minty's Careful Steps: https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVa

A Heart Longs for Another: https://pastebin.com/11TXCVXJ

Muted Heartbeat: https://pastebin.com/TPH2m6cU

The Sun Where You Belong: https://pastebin.com/WRUW1xQu

The Taming of the Harsh: https://pastebin.com/pVk0yjP7

The Broken Carousel (Part 1): https://pastebin.com/TJELn7vt
The Broken Carousel (Twilight Sparkle Interlude 1): https://pastebin.com/LvSPqhwG
The Broken Carousel (Part 2): https://pastebin.com/TBUr6F5f

Quest for the Forbidden Lover: https://pastebin.com/SRTzXyLm

Moon Dancer’s Hope Chest: https://pastebin.com/BFbyEcBg

Mate Retrieval Expedition: https://pastebin.com/U72A3jGU

Untitled /nmp/ green by Cosmic: https://pastebin.com/Xytb3xMC

Stories by Trandhal: https://pastebin.com/u/trandhal

This Heart That Fears: https://pastebin.com/0b7L24Ln

Violet Memory: https://pastebin.com/e9Ec1vd1

Tsukumogami:
https://pastebin.com/WPw3dNdP

Express Ticket to Tartarus
https://pastebin.com/KLNWHDkz

Low Self-Esteem Applejack
https://pastebin.com/x5FMfxc0

All I want from christmas
https://pastebin.com/XHH5UPCN

Shape Your Home
https://pastebin.com/XMi6VhS5 (Part One)
https://pastebin.com/1TNqYU9f (Part Two)

Couch Surfing
https://pastebin.com/82NscJdW

Rocks out of the Quarry
https://pastebin.com/aX2C686i

A Journal Between Two Worlds
https://pastebin.com/DzKW8ZdE

Inheritor Effect
https://pastebin.com/7A4jptNy

A collection of miscellaneous greens since the first thread.
https://pastebin.com/0JMPM6F8

Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!
Big silly friends edition

Check out our slowly growing pastebin: https://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs

Previous thread: >>33729104

Season 1 - 4 A main character experiences the plot

Season 5 - 9 The plot experiences a Mary Sue


But that one faggot is going to call me a doomposter or whatever, and that other fag is going to call me a voglfag, because he has no actual argument, but you're both wrong. The show is ending, there is nothing to doom post about. And its all because of corporate greed. Lauren single handedly brought an almost extinct franchise, not only back from the dead, but to such heights in popularity that nobody had never imagined even possible. Way more popular than any of the previous incarnations. But then hasbro had to fuck it up and slowly replaced all the people who cared with people who just wanted a pay check. Anyone who thinks anything about this wasn't blind greed is a fucking idiot. The ponies in the show are not real. They are written by people. When Starlight pulls plot convenient magic bullshit out of her ass, its not because she's super amazing, its because the writers made her do it. Everything post Lauren is NOT canon. You can try to reeee otherwise, but you know you're wrong. Hell, even Larson at least cared and knew how to write the character's personalities. The main six have become completely flanderized. Becoming parodies of their selves because the writers don't actually know their personalities, only the broad strokes, and have turned the beloved characters into one dimensional cut outs. And then they shit a pile of new characters out, and just like jingling shiny keys in your face, you faggots ate it all up. Well, hope it was tasty shit, cause that's all that's left of the show. A great big steaming pile of shit on the grave stone etched with the name mlp g4.

Golly tango edition

908:Frenemies
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x78ok1m

907:She's All Yak it's still shit
Written by Brian Hohlfeld
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x78227z
https://mega.nz/#F!FHBSgSYA!y-fQlzdL-CFHj44rCkZXdw

906:Common Ground
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x77es1z
https://mega.nz/#F!FHBSgSYA!y-fQlzdL-CFHj44rCkZXdw

>>33856646
Previous thread.

>be me
>be dreaming last night
>having this one dream about being some sort of undercover member in a building complex overrun by some assholes
>have entire dream happen
>towards the end, hear two assholes about to round a corner
>oh fuck, need to hide asap
>find a closet nearby and duck for cover
>shits dark in here
>dreams start to shift to another
>a white ground rushes up to meet my vision with craters dotted all around the place
>Guessing i'm on the moon
>Sick shits my dood

>Lost some memory of what happens here but eventually
>FF to having me sat at this protruding table from the ground with model ponies scattered around
>Start standing them up and placing them together in accordance to what i've associated their usual companions are
>As they are stood and placed back onto the table they appear in front of the table
>Completely neutral expression and won't say anything
>Eventually disappears when they are finished being grouped
>Mane six gets grouped together
>Young six gets grouped together
>As i'm standing them up i notice that the sky has a multi colored arora which is pretty fuckin dope
>Continue grouping and standing
>Get to royal sisters
>Stand celestia up and group her with her guards
>Celestia appears along with her guards and then vanishes
>Stand luna up and some of her guards
>Luna appears along with the guards stood up
>About to place the final guard
>...

>Hey anon, do you want to join our herd as the only stallion?
>Don't think its all about fun and pleasure though, you've got to take responsibility on us too

So what exactly is the relationship between them? Cozy manipulating him like an adult mare would sound so wrong when its outside a clopfic.

Ophiotaurus porn wen?