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my transgender girlfriend just drumped me because I said I liked metal

I’d like to get out the way all you needledrop communist niggers reading this kill yourself. Second, all you wannabe racist black metal nigger faggots need to get varg’s cock out of your mouth. Filosofem is the only good black metal album. The rest of it is absolute dog shit. You don’t have to force yourself to like poser metal. It’s made for the purpose of being bad. Instead, throw on some trvly heavy deathcore while we plan and rebuild our ethnostates. It grooves, it slams, and more importantly it’s real metal. Cope and seethe fake aryans.

While you balding basement dwellers angrily respond to this losing hair while your mother is getting the hot pockets out the microwave for you, I’ll be peacefully dreaming about burying my face in the thighs and ass of picrel and getting footjobs and having anal sex with a goddess.

And feel free to share this in your local black metal wannabe neo nazi Facebook group. So next time you go to a meeting at the bar while 4/7 of your group members play their shitty EP release show you can gloat about how lonely and pathetic your music scene is.
I can guarantee I’m more white than any of you black metal nigger faggots.

What makes it so bearable?

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I didn’t know until today that this soijak was first posted on /mu/. That’s kinda cool I guess

>*pauses his Jefre Cantu Ledesma playlist and stops working out*
>woah look at those muscular athletic black guys working out... Mmmmm yes look at they're huge bbc black schlong dinguses jiggling around in they're shorts... My oh my.... Excuse me I must go to the bathroom to 'relieve' myself...

>"Tyrone, can I have a word with you?"
>*Turns off bloodstream sermon by Jefre Cantu-Ledesma*
>"Recently I have been receiving complaints from other people stating that you have been making comments that are rather… transphobic, lately."
>"Tyrone, since I wasn't around to hear you making explicitly transphobic remarks yourself, I can't abide by these rumors and punish you, much like how the statistic of black people being 13% of the population but over 50% of the crime is just a baseless racist assumption by white supremacists."
>"However we *do* need to take action to fight transphobia whenever possible."
>"You can't go around making transphobic comment, Tyrone. I want to remind you that trans rights *are* human rights. You as a poc should understand their plight more than anyone else. And trans rights are the next small but necessary step in the road to total (literal and gory) genocide of the white race."
>"I have a big responsibility, Tyrone. It's *my* job to curb transphobia whenever and wherever possible. I'm sorry Tyrone, but as a preventive measure I'm going to have to forbid you from listening to transphobic music such as touched from MBV's loveless, southpacific, polmo polpo, tortoise's beacons of ancestorship and cul-de-sac's china gate. Instead I'll assign specific hours in the day for you to listen to pro-trans/pro black on white snowbunny cuckold music such as GY!BE, Peter Jefferies, Harold Budd and of course, the sumptuous music of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma."

>TYRONE.... TYRONE!!!!!! LISTEN THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING MY STUPID NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME!!!! THIS IS URGENT!!!!
>I JUST CHECKED MY TWITTER AND I SAW THAT MY UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR RABBI EMANUEL SHAMSHEIL GOLDSTEIN SHARED AN ARTICLE FROM VICE THAT EXPLAINED HOW WE ARE ALL *LITERALLY* JUST THINKING, TALKING, HAIRLESS APES LIVING ON A SPINNING ROCK MOVING AT 1,305,100 MPH (YES WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE METRIC SYSTEM CAUSE WE'RE AMERISHITS) AND IT'S ALL SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!!!!!!!! *LITERALLY* NOTHING MATTERS, AND THAT'S BACKED UP BY SCIENCE, TYRONE!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO HECKING POGGERS AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!!
>YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS A GOOD THING, CAN YOU? OH TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKING NIG- I-I MEAN YOU POOR UNDERPRIVILEGED POC, JUST KEEP FUCKING MY WIFE WHILE I LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND LOVELESS (WITH TOUCHED EXCLUDED

>oh yeah that's it Javarius Baboonius L'Niggersneed, fuck my wife with your massive nigger cock while I'm listening to the latest pozzed BLACKED interracial niggerloving LGBT+ trans friendly POC antichud provaxx leftist communist propaganda song (((they))) and Jefre Cantu-Ledesma have produced for me