DUDE i just LOVE the music of Iron Maiden, it’s so BADASS and makes me feel like i’m at one of their EPIC SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got VINYL RECORDS on the walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy listening to Powerslave! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA headbang to The Trooper- listen here, right, it’s a METAL SONG but its totally about HISTORY.
i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!! UP THE IRONS!!!

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White guy: *sings a song that was previously sung by a black woman* (it was written by Jews)
Media: he's a thief
Black guy: *mumbles over a recording of a song written and performed by a white guy*
Media: give this man a Pulitzer!

>Some moid sings about toxic masculinity
>He's lanky, balding, wears glasses, watches Marvel movies, owns funko pops, and drinks onions
lmao

*effortlessly makes /mu/ seethe*

Aladdin metal edition

Old thread: >>63257573

Why is /mu/ so angry, humorless, and pathetic?

>Moid sings about being in love
>He looks like Quasimodo
lol

Rape, murder... It's just a shot away.