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No.121536876 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>meet cute guy on tinder
>say he listens to metal
Fuck off. Nothing dries girls panties more than a mandchild listening to metal
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No.120969559 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
IN A WORLD
>*pans in to Vaush convention *
>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as...
>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* *zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty"
>Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WH*TE ANUS!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson*
>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?"
>Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewers

BWEEEEEW
>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the background
BWEEEEEW
>*Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*
BWEEEEEW
>Cut to buck breakers defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from
the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*earth shattering fart noise*

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*
>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*
>Chud "based!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*

>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>Rated PG 13

No.121495125 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Sunday morning
>neighbor is blasting Bon Jovi at full volume again
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No.121494430 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
In your head, in your head
Rent-free, rent-free, rent-free free free
What's in your head, in your head?
Rent-free, rent-free, rent-free free free free oh
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No.121246321 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>"Did J Cole just say something transphobic? Time to give this mixtape a 2/10. Please don't read the Fader article about me."
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No.121434676 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Dimebag Darrel was an industry plant
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No.121425935 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Which do you prefer: LP or EP?

No.120693339 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
ITT post the worst album you used to consider good
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No.121424746 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Name a singer songwriter more hated than him

/singer-songwriter/ general

No.121424406 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Post your songs, talking about writing songs, talk about chord progressions!!!
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