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Mike Love had always been a strong man. He was the strongest in his town, and he was determined to be the strongest in the world.
So when the announcement came that the Strongest Man in the World contest was coming to town, Mike Love was determined to win. He trained hard for months, pushing himself to the limit, and when the contest finally arrived, he was ready.
The competition was fierce, but Mike Love was determined to win. He lifted the heaviest weights, ran the fastest races, and did all the other tasks with ease. By the end of the contest, Mike Love had won the title of Strongest Man in the World.
The crowd cheered as Mike Love was presented with the trophy. He was also presented with a bouquet of pretty ladies, who he gladly accepted.
But the crowd was not done yet. As Mike Love was about to leave the stage, they started to chant, "Kokomo! Kokomo!"
Mike Love smiled and began to sing the beloved Beach Boys hit, "Kokomo." The crowd cheered and sang along.
Meanwhile, at the back of the stage, a fat loser named Brian Wilson was seething with jealousy. He had yelled at the beginning of the contest that he was the strongest, but he had not been able to lift even a stick with bite sized marshmallows on its ends.
But Mike Love was happy. He had won the Strongest Man in the World contest and the pretty ladies, and he had sung his favorite Beach Boys hit for the crowd. Life was good.