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>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT TYRONE, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA. YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD TYRONE? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? >WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING TOUCHED FROM LOVELESS TYRONE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO TOUCHED WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BRING THE FUCKING WHIP OUT AND SLASH YOUR ASS WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>UH-OH, TYRONE IS DRAGGING ME INTO BUSHES! I HAVE TO SAY, BRIAN ENO, THIS IS NOT A VERY MBV - Loveless WITH "Touched" EXCLUDED MOMENT! DO YOU THINK THESE NIGGERS EVEN KNOW JEFRE-CANTU LEDESMA?
Brian Wilson had been madly in love with the girl of his dreams for years. He had hoped to one day express his feelings to her and build a romantic relationship, but his dreams were shattered when he found out that Mike Love had stolen her away. Brian was filled with rage and sorrow, and he cried for five days straight.
In a fit of anger, Brian shaved his head bald, bought a trenchcoat and an AR-15, and drove to a nearby elementary school. Then, he drove to a nearby elementary school and opened fire on a group of first graders in a random classroom. The gun blasts splattering the white board with red, each fearful scream was neutralized one by one until there was nothing left but the sounds of their blood gushing out all over the floor.
As he made his way out of the school, Brian was confronted by a special Ed kid who was determined to stop him. Brian tackled him to the ground and spread the kid's brains all over the floor, then fills the rest of his body with lead as Brian has a beaming smile on his face.
Brian then made his way to the girl's P.E. locker room and, with absolutely no mercy, he rained bullet hell over all the women inside angrily screaming "WOMEN ARE ALL FUCKING WHORES!!", except for one girl who was so hot that Brian pointed his gun at her and forced her to get on the ground so he could have sex with her. He breathed heavily as he raped her, finally getting the intimacy he so craved all his life. He forces her to say "kiss me and say you love me!", which she complies, which prompts him to blow his load inside her. After he was done, Brian said "time to die..." and shot the girl's head, before putting the gun in his mouth and offing himself.
News of the story broke immediately. Mike Love responded to the event saying "it's real unfortunate, too bad I can just give out my good looks to others for free!"
>WELCOME BACK, TYRONE. OH, I SEE YOU CAME WITH AN UBER THIS TIME. DON'T WORRY, I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE COURSE LATER. FOR NOW, LET'S JUST- WAIT A SECOND.... WAS THAT UBER DRIVER A W.... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN? YOU PAID A WH*TE MAN TO GIVE YOU A RIDE, TYRONE? >TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE MONEY TO WH*TE PEOPLE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN. HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TO LET CRACKERS HAVE A SUSTAINABLE INCOME, THEY DESERVE TO STARVE TO DEATH. WHY DO YOU THINK I PAY YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE, TYRONE, OTHER THAN BECAUSE I GET HARD WHEN I SEE THE WHORE I'M MARRIED TO HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN WHILE MY FAVORITE WHITE NOISE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND? I'M DOING IT TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF MY SINS AS A WH*TE MAN, AND YOU JUST GO AND GIVE AWAY THE MONEY I PAY YOU WITH TO EVIL RACIST WH*TE MEN, TYRONE, YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER! >LET ME GUESS, WHILE YOU WERE IN HIS CAR YOU WERE ALSO LISTENING TO SOME SHITTY SONG LIKE "Touched" BY LOVELESS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE? I SAID ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE??? >IT'S A GOOD THING I SAW HIS LICENSE PLATE BEFORE HE LEFT, I'LL TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN LATER AND THEN I'LL GO KILL HIM AND STEAL ALL HIS MONEY (YAKUB KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY HE TOOK FROM OTHER BLACK PEOPLE...) >OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU YOU'D STILL BE PICKING COTTON FOR WH*TE SLAVE OWNERS, YOU REALLY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU
