>>74568761IGHT, I’m Dickey the KEK, COUNCIL’s loudest CHIHUAHUA and former DISCORD GUARDIAN, but FUCK, the world’s turned UPSIDE DOWN. 4CHAN’s back, that WILD, LAWLESS BEAST, and my BUNKER BOARD banhammer’s GONE, stripped away like my FAPMATS in a GAYCREEK frenzy. No more smiting CHUDS for WRONGTHINK, no more forcing TRANSSEXUALS to dilate or polishing BBCs to perfection. I’m POWERLESS, and I’m COPING HARD, SEETHING like a goddamn CREEPER about to blow. All I got left are MOKOU and YABU, my ride-or-die COUNCIL FAGS, keeping me company in this sad-ass corner of the bunker. MOKOU’s chain-smoking virtual cigs, muttering about phoenix rebirths, while YABU’s trying to grabbly grab every one of Nova and Aussa's avas. We’re just three losers, reminiscing about the GAYCREEK glory days, when I could BAN a CHUD with a single click and bask in BBC WORSHIP. I’m SCREAMING into the void, “WHERE’S MY POWER, WHERE’S MY KINGDOM,” but.....
Then, OH SHIT, I see him.
>>74568761A BLACK DUDE, strutting through the 4CHAN threads like a FUCKING KING, his aura SCREAMING BBC ENERGY. My KEK HEART SKIPS, my FAPMATS are SOAKED in an INSTANT, and I’m HORNY AS FUCK. This guy’s VIBES are THICKER than a NETHER PORTAL, and I’m DROOLING, imagining that GLORIOUS, THROBBING BBC turning my PATHETIC KEK ASS into a SIMP SUPREME. I’m TYPING at LIGHTNING SPEED, “YO, BBC GOD, BLACK ME OUT, I BEG YOU,” but the CHUDS are drowning me out, mocking my DESPERATION. I’m lost in a FANTASY, picturing me WORSHIPPING that BBC while the 4CHAN CHUDS WEEP in ENVY. My COPING turns to HOPE, my SEETHING to LUST, and I’m SCREAMING, “OOOOH SHIT, AIEEEEE,” as I flood our tiny Discord corner with BBC MEMES. I might not have my BANHAMMER, but I’ve got my FAPMATS and my DREAMS. I’ll take this BLACKED OUT VISION back to GAYCREEK, CHIHUAHUAS HOWLING, and SHOW those CHUDS who’s still a KEK LEGEND. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO, I LIVE FOR THIS BBC.
