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>boy on tinder suddenly starts talking about music and says he loves metal

In the ban list you go. It's about time to realise that in 2024 you can't make girls wet with that shit. We will NEVER date y'all clown as for real
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Pop songs you're embarrassed to admit liking

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No.121069714 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>'SCUSE ME... WHILE I GET BANNED FOR RACISM!
nigger
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No.121545464 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I still cannot fathom how y'all white boys ever thought that Taylor can compete with Ice Spice
Y'all hating her cause you Timmy boys could never satisfy her with your little dicks and that makes you feel incompetent
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No.121536876 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>meet cute guy on tinder
>say he listens to metal
Fuck off. Nothing dries girls panties more than a mandchild listening to metal
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IN A WORLD
>*pans in to Vaush convention *
>Camera shows Cobson struggling to suck off five BBCs as...
>"AND TROONJAK TAKES SIX BBCs AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW SOROS ANTIRACIST WORLD CHAMP!!!"
>*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* *zoom in to Cobson's face in anguish*
>"NOOO!!!!!!"

>Flash cut to Cobson despondently walking in the rain
All around me are familiar faces
>"Oh man troonjak satisfied so many black bvlls again, at this rate I'll never be mod of r/rickandmorty"
>Book drops on Cobson's head which reads "Blacked Note"
Worn out places
>Cut to Cobson in room with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets BLACKED?"
>"Oh my Zelensky...racism is fucked"
>Zoom in on Cobson writing Chud's name
>*beat*
>"AAIIIIEEE NOT MY WH*TE ANUS!!!!!"

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>Cut to Tyrone storming out of bedroom into Cobson's cuckshed

>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Cobson*
>"You saying we're some kinda buck breakers or something?"
>Cut to Cobson using the book to propel himself around Atlanta using dilators ejected from his neovagina
>360 panoramic shot of two soijaks pointing as geysers of African bvll cum erupt from the sewers

BWEEEEEW
>Shot of Yakub coming to Earth as The Last Of Us plays in the background
BWEEEEEW
>*Cobson and Tyrone conducting a beam struggle with their BBC's*
BWEEEEEW
>Cut to buck breakers defeated
>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!"
>Slow clapping sound as Derek Chauvin emerges from
the shadows
>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."
>*earth shattering fart noise*

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of bvlls fucking a PAWG*
>Troonjak walks in "aaawkward"
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage of Sneed breaking bucks*
>Chud "based!"

>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "blacked" in the movie*

>BLACKED
>BLACKED NOTE
>Rated PG 13

No.121495125 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Sunday morning
>neighbor is blasting Bon Jovi at full volume again
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No.121494430 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
In your head, in your head
Rent-free, rent-free, rent-free free free
What's in your head, in your head?
Rent-free, rent-free, rent-free free free free oh
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No.121246321 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>"Did J Cole just say something transphobic? Time to give this mixtape a 2/10. Please don't read the Fader article about me."
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