>tfw they turned the bumpbot back on

Is there some snack you like to eat when browsing this shite?
I sometime eat hard-boiled eggs or just prepare a bowl of onion rings, or sometime I buy plantains chips, on the rare occasion though I eat loli pussy.

My friends, it has often been said that I like /qa/.

My friends, I like /qa/...

No, friends, I love /qa/!

I love inane anime threads.

I love bumping from page 10.

I love happenings general.

I love storytimes, lolis, I love s4s, and no moderation.

I love avatarfags.

Complaining about /v/,about /tv/, about /a/, about /vp/, about /jp/, about /g/, about /r9k/, about motherfucking /trash/, I love every act of metashit that can occur upon this board.

My heart leaps with joy whenever Hiro derails a productive thread. And there is nothing like a faggot creating a thread about bane everyday. And the feeling that comes when a certain mentally ill person bumps his threads for like a week is such an exquisite feeling. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a .

The sight of carrier bans on the shittier boards is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the strawman made by polfags angry about their shit threads getting deleted!

When a banned retard comes to complain about it on /qa/ and gets called out on being a faggot (tone suddenly softens) I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when my board is ravaged by asukaspammer. It's so sad all the threads that somebody put effort into being bumped off the board.

I love to have garbage threads about reddit derailed by Andy and his blogshit.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is a board, a board so grand as to make moot himself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow funposters in arms, what is it that you really want? Do you wish for better board as I do? (Voice begins to raise) Do you wish for a Anime/Random board? A board whose content is built with anime, and metashit, and faggotry? (Dramatically raises voice) Do you ask for this board to be created like blinding light, fulfilling dat /qa/ dream!?

Haha wow Rumia that looks like it tickles! Haha what are you EVEN doing omg....
Did you forget to take your NO NO BITE medikayshuns???
Am I going to need to PUNISH you???!?
Name FIVE things you like about the Lebanese man's arm you're gnawing your teeth into and mAYbe I won't blast you with over 90000 lumens.

When you see this thread, bump (or create!) a thread that is related to Japanese culture such as anime, manga, VNs, Touhou or other Japanese games.
Positive threads only!

Need to continue testing the spam detection algorithm...
Take it easy, /qa/!

frantically bumping neo-anime threads

THIS IS YOUR VICE CAPTAIN SPEAKING! ! ! ! !!
MY IDENTITY HAS BEEN [[[SENSORD]]] BECAUSE I AM INCOGNITO !! !! !
IT IS A SECRET! ! ! ! !!
REMEMEBR TO DO YOUR PART IN PIRATING LITEREALLYY EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS !! ! ! !
PIRATING IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KEEPS FORCING THE CAPITALIST MINDED CONNSUMERS AND CONGLOMERATES TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR WHY MONEY AND FIAT CURRENCY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MAINTAIN ITS STATUS QUO ON THE PEOPLE AND SOCIETY! !! !! !

WE MAY BE DIVIDED LAND LUBBERS NOW! ! !
BUT THE /QA/ DREAM OF US ALL ABOARD THE /QA/ RUCKY STAR DARING THE FEARS PLUNDERS AND WONDERS OF THE SEA WILL ONCE BE REALIZED! !! !! !
MAY WE ALL LIVE THE LIFE OF SEA FARING OTAKU PIRATES !! !!! ! ! !!

https://youtu.be/-x72o5feFQE

SUGOINA! SUGOINA! WOKOU DES SUGOINA!

merry christmas /qa/

>IP range gets unbanned from /tv/
>do one shitpost on /tv/
>Entire IP range gets banned again