are 4chan moderators genuinely disabled people?

>Since this thread is irredeemably shit, I’m just gonna blog here:

Why does everyone hate /pol/? They are just people who are suffering and in need of help.

My name is Ranka Ookami. I am very sick little puppy.
My Onee-chan is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It's a school bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Onee-chan doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Onee-chan" and she hugged my school bag. Onee-chan always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to polyester and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you post this message everywhere you can. Dr. Johansen said that every time this message is posted, Hiroyuki Nishimura will team up with Kissu and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over Japan and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.

Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a pack. I wish I was a pack boss. I wish that very much.

Thank You,
Ranka " Kusoinu " Ookami

kissu.moe/qa

/b/ros
the "/tv/ tranny janny banning for no reason after the thread was up for hours" hasn't been fired yet

Plox Mods comment on this inanity before we're forced to contact Hiro and federal authorities

The rest of ya'll know when I durn to yah

Ahhhhhh, I can't hold it any longer!