You are Susan "Genocide" Jones, ex-alchemist/ newbie reporter for the Morpok Sentinel, a newspaper in the great city of Ankh-Morpork.
These are the tales of your misadventures while hunting for the news.
Previous installments are here:
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/morpok/order/asc/>Last timeYou hurry back to the Drum's storeroom and find yourself face to face with Captain Angua.
Behind her, Ozzy is being interviewed by Captain Carrot in Dwarvish.
"We told you to go did we not?"
"You did?"
"I did."
"Ah. Well I did go, but I came back. There's nothing wrong in that is there?"
"There is if you're sneaking back into a crimescene."
She pulls out a pair of menacles and advances on you.
"You don't have the right to remain silent, but I still recommend that you do."
>And nowAh Jail. You've been in jail before. Short stints for things like accidentally blowing up your downstair neighbors' kitchen (2 days, until you arranged payment) and burning off the hair of all the cats on your street (noone complained about the naked cats, it was the smell that got you in trouble).
But now, interfering with a crime scene, now this just may land you in the Tanty, and you don't want that. No you don't.
>WAT DO?[ ] Run
[ ] Reason
[ ]Other
*add a roll of 1d100 for your choice
>im back from the dead... maybe.