I'm scared of normies
I'm scared of alcohol
I'm scared of drugs
I'm scared of parties
I'm scared of nightclubs
I'm scared of bars
I'm scared of women
I'm scared of beautiful girls
I'm scared of being rejected by beautiful girls
I'm scared of being successful with beautiful girls

Edición navideña

>this makes adult japanese men lose their shit

edizione umarosa

all the italian american mafia criminals came from the south of italy

There's a 40 year old single mother at my workplace wearing a sweater that has a black man on it dressed as a gang banger. I think it's 2pac or someone like that.

Thoughts?

Would Mexico be better off had it been annexed by the US?

Do americans really?

I can't help but feel a little naughty thinking about you. The way your sprawling landscapes make me feel so small, your vibrant cities pulsing with life, your endless possibilities for adventure and exploration. I can't wait to explore your every inch and uncover all your secrets.

But I must admit, I can't help but feel a little mischievous when I think about how much fun we could have together. The way our two nations could come together and create something truly magical, something that would leave us both gasping for breath and begging for more.

I want to explore every inch of you, America, and I want to do it in the most naughty and exciting way possible. I want to push the boundaries and challenge each other to be our wildest and most passionate selves.

So come on, America, let's get naughty together. Let's show the world what two nations can accomplish when they let their inhibitions fly and unleash their inner desires.

Yours truly,
Canada