Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages' Guild! Lately I’ve been getting requests from the Bueraumacy about straightening out the mess that we call the departments. Apparently they think it would be a lot easier for them if we just merged all of them down to maybe five. At the same time I’ve received several request to form new departments by splitting off from those already present. Like this one stating as the reason that “I’ll form my own department, with hookers and blackjack”. Now all of this back and forth is giving me a headache so it’s up to you to figure out this mess. Do we need more departments, or less. Now get to work, I got a drink waiting for me.

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Dungeons: the Dragoning thread! Let's have lots of appreciation for this game, it's wonderful.

And if you nerds didn't know, big things are happening on the D:tD forums, the homebrewers are getting things done. I reccomend you go check it out!

http://s4.zetaboards.com/LawfulNice/forum/3608394/


Right now I'm GMing a campaign for three friends, it's going really well so far. We're using the homebrew content too, and it's pretty decent. I would go into detail about my plans for the campaign but I know my players browse /tg/. Long story short, they're going to fight Hereteks! Lots of fun.

So, what do you think of D:tD /tg/? Or is this the first time you're hearing of this? Have you played or run a game in this before?

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QM: What do you feel is the biggest flaw of your setting?

Players: Will you try to learn the new eBook creation methods?

Rules:
1.) You will lead a squad of Battle Sisters fighting for the Imperium against a Rapeanid invasion. Enemy attacks are sexual. If you or a squadmate is brought to orgasm they will collapse on the ground until they can be revived.
2.) Anons will vote on what action they want to take. The action with the most votes wins.
3.) I will periodically ask people to roll for strength/dodging/attack etc. You must roll equal to or above the percentage I say. Specify what you are rolling for or it won’t get counted. (e.g. rolling strength, agility roll. etc.)
4.) In addition, if you roll 86-100 it counts as an Epic Win and you will get positive bonus effects. However, if you roll 1-15 you have screwed up and additional negative effects will be applied.
5.) All fetishes are good. The only thing that you won’t see is Scat/Guto. If you want to see a fetish of some kind e.g. tentacles, mind control, just let me know and I’ll see about making it a possible encounter, or writing it in as a gallery story if it proves popular enough.
6.) Happy Fapping!

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'Sup /tg/ we are long over due for one of these so here we go.

Usual copy pasta to start.
>Wut is Britbongsteros?
It's a homebrew setting our DM (with some help from me) devised. We played a lot in it and I've been telling stories of our adventures for a little while now.

As some of you may know, last time we got to the end of Britbongsteros, then I made the mistake of reminding /tg/ that we started the tales of britbongsteros in about the middle of the group's third adventure. Therefore at the request of /tg/ I shall start at the very beginning.

If you are a newfriend, you literally don't need to know anything about anything or have read any of the previous threads, but there is a wiki curated by an awesome anon.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Britbongsteros

That includes some general details about the setting.

Before I being properly, it is important to be aware that each Britbongsteros adventure attempted to out-do the last one for scale and insanity, so these will be smaller in their scope, but no less fun I hope.

For those who have been following storytime since the beginning, I will take us up to where the first storytime began, that should (depending on how I tell it) result in 2 or 3 more storytimes in total.

Oh and in advance for the grumpy-anon who spergs about Opus the Penguin being used as the OP pic, We love you man, get some help .

The moons cycle in the sky, and the comet passes in between the three, blue light blazing against the light blue sky of dawn. You feel yourselves awake, as if for the first time, truly to the world. You are all huddled around your campfire, sunburnt, and hungry, and waiting for someone to take the first move. The ocean laps against the shore, and the island’s sands shift in wait, leaves and trees idle and waiting, nothing moving until you do.

What do you do?

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Welcome everyone, to the Keening Sea, a world of islands and wildernesses untamed.
Pick your race/ethnicity.
>Westman
Built around 6 feet tall and with pale skin and fair hair
>Eastmen
Slighter, thinner men from the east, tan and dark haired, native to the south east of the sea
>Burntmen
The ferocious savage men of the burning isle, ravenous cannibals with long, grasping arms and bodies built like apes.
>Daughtermen
Lithe and quick, very pale and hairless, men and women, they dwell in isolated coves and jungles, estranged from the world at large, long drifted away from other human populations.
>Whalers
A squat and strong race of men, covered in a thick layer of fat and black tattoos, brought to the sea on whale-ships to hunt.
>Keen Men
A race of pygmy men native to the islands of the keening sea, slender and quick, but vicious when neccesary.
>Mossen
The race of men that migrated into the isles after the Keen men, thickly built and muscled with coarse skin and a natural affinity with the sea.
>Reaving Men
The Reavers of the northern sea, borne on longships from their craggy homes. Supposedly the descendants of the ancient Gwin, Stone Giants, though this is widely dismissed by most.

First to the three votes wins!

I play Pathfinder a lot. I like it. But I hate the old D&D alignment system.

Anybody have any tricks or homebrew to get rid of that shit without fucking up the magic, and all the other shit that is alignment-dependent?

inb4 different game.

“In a golf cart with Harder and some corgis. Why?”

“What the fuck are you doing out there during a fucking air attack?”

You think about that for exactly two long moments before you give up trying to summarize the recent sequence of fatbuck-insane events.

“Because that's just how I roll, motherfucker,” you reply primly, and hang up. “Hang on, Harder – we're going to the field.”

He nods and braces his foot against the glovebox for stability as you floor the little cart once more. You have to swerve around a huge bomb crater near the base's housing units, but you reach the football field without further ado. Arizona is standing in the center of the field, looking calm as she coordinates the fire of the cruisers and destroyers; some of which have taken to the water and are sailing tight evasive circles as their AA guns fill the sky with tracers. Arizona herself is barely firing at all – her early-war 5-inchers can't elevate high enough for AA work. A quick scan of the sky reveals no more hostiles in sight; the girls are either putting up barrier barrages or firing at distant targets not readily visible with the naked eye. It's all heavy guns now; the light low-altitude AA has ceased its chatter. A few more SM-2s scream into the air from the south-west, near the Reagan's dock, but things are generally quieting down.

“Arizona!” you call out when you reach her. “Any casualties?”

She shakes her head.

“The flyboys?”

She gives you a solemn thumbs-up, and you sigh in relief. Your phone buzzes in your hand, and you move to cancel it when you see it's Hornet.