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Patriot missiles flash overhead, aiming out to sea on shallow climbs as their rocket's thunder tears through the air. Naka flinches as she glances up at the weapons departing.

“Naka?” you ask.

“I'm fine,” she insists with a grimance. “I just never wanted to hear American ordinance overhead again.” She bites her lip, her face darkening as she visibly squashes the emotion in about a second. “Go. You're half our admiralty, we need you safe. Giving people orders, if you can help it.” She drives the point home by struggling upwards with a death-grip on the low brick wall you pushed her against. She begins limping away, towards her wheelchair. “Go!” she shouts as another Patriot warhead detonates somewhere high above.

The urge to seize her and fling her against the brick wall while you offer your back as a splinter shield surges through you – but she's right. She's saying what you said to Goto not a few hours earlier – they're ships before they're girls, and right now yours will need orders.

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A letter, now who'd send me a letter. Well I actually have a pretty good idea who sent this letter, judging from the little four leaf clover coin stamp on the right edge of the envelope, I'd say The headmaster sent this to me, and I can pretty easily guess the reason why, mostly because it smells just like his breath and it has "Special job request" scrawled all over it.

I sigh, and flap the letter up and down as I cross my legs, my tails swaying back and forth in a kind of dance as I try and think if I actually want to take this job, I mean I've been itching to test my new powers on something, but, Maria said there was a new anime she's been wanting to watch with me, and that's as tempting as it is to go out and end the lives of whoever Headmaster wants me to kill. I shake my head and lean back into the couch, sinking into it slightly as I stare up at the slowly rotating fan above me.

"What to do, what to do" I mutter to myself as I continue to flap the letter up and down.

You know, it used to be simple, just go out and kill something, but that was before I realized how amazing Maria was and how fun it was to spend time with her. I sigh, and rub my forehead, this is starting to hurt my head a bit, all this thinking about what to do, instead of simply going out and doing it, why did everything get so complicated after I became a vampire, I thought it would get simpler, but it didn't, it didn't at all.

"I'm going out" Elizabeth says suddenly, causing me to to sit up in surprise "Going to hang out with some friends of mine, I'll be back soonish, maaaaybe"

I turn and look at my little sister, wait, who is she going with?
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Gigantic monsters. How do you present a fight with them to your party, and what do you differently to when the party fights normal-sized enemies?

Take the Xixecal, for example. A colossal tower of ice that is surrounded by an eternal blizzard, possesses a range of devastating spell-like abilities, and has a group of white dragons at its beck and call. I get the feeling that the standard "I roll to hit, I do damage" repeated for twenty or so rounds will be boring and decidedly anticlimactic. What is a fun way to present this fight for the players?

I was thinking perhaps they could start by braving the approach to the monster whilst avoiding fly-by attacks from the white dragons. They could then scale the creature and kill the dragons whilst on the Xixecal's back, but afterwards I'm at a loss as to how to make killing the monster not just a boring dps race but also not just "take this McGuffin to here and win".

General colossal, gigantic, titanic monster thread I guess.

If the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force, why did Palpatine build two of them?

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> QM question
Do you have ends planned for your quests?

> Player question
Do you want a defined end for your quests, or would you prefer and open-ended conclusion?

There are times when a culture develops towards an economy with a large number of unfree laborers. These can be out and out slaves, serfs bound to the land or simply peasants who are so hopelessly impoverished that they eek out only a marginal existance lorded over by a class of high ranking aristocrats and their various enforcers. In such a society, a mentality is cultivated amongst it's rulers: they view the solution to every problem of production is to throw more manpower at it and to push the workers as hard as possible to get them out of being 'lazy'. The leaders will not sully their hands with material things, their underlings will have no time to innovate. In any case letting them innovate cultivates classes which the overlords fear.

This is Slave Driver Mentality and it always breeds stagnation. In the long run, a society with Slave Driver Mentality will always be overcome by one which does not.

Anyone else have to deal with LGBT-flavor magical realm horseshit and can't call it out because it's basically social suicide? It's like everyone knows it but nobody wants to challenge it. Even I don't want to challenge it because the guy committing it is just so awkward it would hurt me as much as it would him.

>this fucking guy, super introverted, likely on-the-spectrum guy in my group
>never smalltalks, forced anime-like mannerisms, little eye contact
>physically disgusting: pasty, gaunt, ratty hair past his shoulders

>ALWAYS plays a girl and frequently misses turns out of his characters fear and hesitation
>always ends up relying on someone in the party to protect him
>tends to shuffle closer to the person IRL who takes on this protector role with the most obviously practiced-in-the-mirror head-down sheepish-smile stuttering "t-thank you" you'll ever see
>tried this with both of the actual IRL females in our group at first
>first girl was a good sport if slightly obviously uncomfortable, second time with second girl equally good sport though the knowing look they shared for a split second was priceless
>afterwards they both asked me and another guy to sit between us and beta boy (he's 22 though)
>had a good laugh and agreed, all of us silently acknowledging then how painfully socially inept this guy is
>our faces when he still tries the same act with both us guys

So as you can tell it's incredibly uncomfortable for everyone, and this is a group where in-character roleplaying is the focus. So you can see the dilemma: it's not really fair to ask him to tone down or change his roleplay in a roleplay-heavy group, despite everyone being uncomfortable with it.

I can't help but resent how transparent it is, and it's starting to fill me with anger despite the "it's not hurting anybody!" faggot rhetoric.

What do? Well, I already know: Someone just has to say something. I guess this is just a vent and a thread for similar stories.

Improvaizen Quest Chapter XXVI: Kubo Notice
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Spoiler you are at the deep end of the char sheet- you are 2 arcs ahead char sheet wise. TWO. Things are going to get expensive
You have 50xp to spend:
You will get your two new character sheets at the end of this thread ( I have been doing edits, plus school and normie shit has been getting in the way. Oh and you guys take your time over it quite a bit.)

You are Sosuke Aizen. Right now you and Kisuke are sitting down having tea. Trying to write out a speech for what you say in front of the central 46 tomorrow on behalf of the nobility. And by tomorrow it's 5 hours until the meeting. So far it has been going well.

"Sosuke. Could you brew up some more tea?" Kisuke asks.

You can only brew one type of tea! CHOOSE
>> "Of course" Something stronger (+5 bonus to all offensive stats)
>> "No problem" Something good for the heart ( +3 to all rolls)
>> "Anything in particular" [MYSTERY BOX BONUS]
>> "Have I got a surprise for you!" [MYSTERIOUS BONUS BOX]
>> "I'll brew up the good stuff" (+10 to bonus on rolls)
>> "I'll try the stuff the captain commander gave me" (Crits reduced to 70 for remainder of thread)